Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three or four,
Speaker 1: episode two of.
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Speaker 1: it is Wednesday, September thirteenth, twenty twenty three.
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Speaker 1: September thirteenth, surf just a day to celebrate Uncle Sam,
Speaker 1: one of the coolest, the coolest uncle. We have the
Speaker 1: mythic mythological figures with Santa Claus and Easter Bunny. There
Speaker 1: is always Uncle Sam. The War one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it like wants you to go to war.
Speaker 1: I want you to help anyways. My name is Jack
Speaker 1: O'Brien aka my o zom vacation far away, will come
Speaker 1: around and toke it over. Okay, so many things that
Speaker 1: I want from Gray, you know. I like my thighs
Speaker 1: a little bit plumper. I just want to hear the
Speaker 1: day Leza. I don't want to lose the day Leza.
Speaker 1: That is Curtis. The cast were all Casanova. That is Outfield.
Speaker 1: Your lose your love maybe is what it's called. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I found out about that song like four
Speaker 1: years ago from a Christianamagucci main Aka, and now it's
Speaker 1: been in steady rotation.
Speaker 2: You've never heard that song?
Speaker 1: I hadn't, like. I guess I probably did when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, but I didn't really know it. I
Speaker 1: was like, what is this about?
Speaker 2: I feel like I was like it was like a
Speaker 2: main stay on like sort of like EES radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I heard it on some boomboxes
Speaker 1: when I was a child.
Speaker 2: Boom boxes Okay, some boom boxes okay, yeah right, okay.
Speaker 1: And I am thrilled, of course, to be joined by
Speaker 1: my co host, mister Miles Gray Miles Preyk.
Speaker 2: I've got another confession to make. I'm a.
Speaker 1: Or are you food and trained to think? This is
Speaker 1: a lie? We just got not prisist. We're gonna lose.
Speaker 2: Is my gog getting the best?
Speaker 1: The best? The best?
Speaker 2: My best is sex. Shout out to JM you sik
Speaker 2: One obviously talking about food fighters, but obviously talking about
Speaker 2: how every smart car is spying on you and selling
Speaker 2: your information, including your sexual activity, which is a revelation
Speaker 2: we had not we had not experienced until that article
Speaker 2: came out, So I still.
Speaker 1: Don't believe it. But maybe having enough sex in the
Speaker 1: right places, I know.
Speaker 2: I think I need a data analyst that tell us
Speaker 2: what information like data points, they're using to infer sexual activity?
Speaker 1: Which sex? Did you know? I had my car because
Speaker 1: my good car, my good car, Miles. We are thrilled
Speaker 1: to be joined in our third seat by a very
Speaker 1: funny stand up comedian. This new album get By is
Speaker 1: that wherever fine comedy albums are sold in extream, it's
Speaker 1: Liza Hello.
Speaker 3: I feel like I should have prepared a song for you.
Speaker 1: Well, you got one, you have a song in your heart,
Speaker 1: which on the spot right now?
Speaker 3: I got nothing. I got nothing. I feel like I
Speaker 3: had to do a parody song. I would have had
Speaker 3: to prepare.
Speaker 2: I always when people always say that, because that's a
Speaker 2: common response when people see us. Scope absolutely just cumiliate
Speaker 2: ourselves to the top of the show, is what's your
Speaker 2: favorite karaoke song? And then maybe we could workshop it
Speaker 2: from there, because that's a melody you know in your heart.
Speaker 3: Well, I really haven't found my karaoke so on loves
Speaker 3: Bang a Gong, which is a good one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've done get.
Speaker 3: It, get it on, and then I've done. It's raining, men,
Speaker 3: but that's a total mistake. It goes on forever.
Speaker 2: So was it a lot longer than you we suspect?
Speaker 3: Oh? I think it goes out for like seven minutes,
Speaker 3: Like it starts out really good, but then whatever, So
Speaker 3: I stick to like Diamonds in the Stream I think
Speaker 3: is a good Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's raining. It's Liz Barrett, Yeah, Liz Bearrett. Yeah, oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The weather goes five minutes twenty five seconds. That song
Speaker 2: Squocky I told You, I Told You is one of
Speaker 2: those things like when you do karaoke and like you're like,
Speaker 2: I love the chorus of this song, so you select
Speaker 2: to do it, and then you're like, oh no, this
Speaker 2: is six minutes long. And I realized I only know
Speaker 2: like one.
Speaker 1: Third of I do free Bird and then just like
Speaker 1: vibe out on the stage for seven minutes for the solo,
Speaker 1: you sing the solo wow, ruining it man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like the audience loses interest after a while.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: That's the most fucked up part of like mis selecting
Speaker 2: a karaoke song is when you just lose the drunk
Speaker 2: people that are friends, who have been so supportive all
Speaker 2: the way through, and they're like on their phones.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, started lighting up their drunk faces.
Speaker 3: You start to feel like a real loser.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, not me, never have.
Speaker 3: I can tell that Jack.
Speaker 1: Brimming with confidence.
Speaker 3: You are you are?
Speaker 1: How where are you coming to us from.
Speaker 3: New York City.
Speaker 1: Where we're New York City where we're.
Speaker 3: Fighting lantern what's those lantern flies?
Speaker 1: What are they?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the lantern They're like kind of colorful, and then
Speaker 1: you just like stomp on them.
Speaker 3: They're pretty. But now so you're supposed to stomp on them.
Speaker 3: But sometimes they fly, they like hop or fly or something.
Speaker 3: So now we're supposed to have vinegar bottles with us
Speaker 3: and spray them.
Speaker 1: The fuck.
Speaker 3: I've got a lot of problems. I can't add that
Speaker 3: to my list.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, carrying the day. Yeah, they're like, Liz, we
Speaker 2: need you to carry distilled vinegar in a spray bottle
Speaker 2: at all time.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna need from you? Yeah? Why why is
Speaker 1: that preferable to stomping on them. Wait, like a fucking
Speaker 1: cruel person is like you really want to like watch
Speaker 1: them dissolve, you want to see them.
Speaker 2: I'm not slug, I'm not from New York. I know
Speaker 2: not of New York things to this degree. What the
Speaker 2: fuck are you even talking about with like islan, Oh
Speaker 2: you got to stomp them?
Speaker 1: What are we talking about?
Speaker 3: Y you have to kill them because they're an invasive species.
Speaker 3: And then I think they kill trees. So we're on
Speaker 3: high alert on the Northeast and you're supposed to stomp them,
Speaker 3: but sometimes they move to fens, especially for the elderly,
Speaker 3: which I guess I'm included in now. So, uh, you're
Speaker 3: supposed to but and so it's all hippy dippy to
Speaker 3: use vinegar.
Speaker 1: What does that do?
Speaker 3: I guess it kills them? Although my I mean, I
Speaker 3: do we care about jack.
Speaker 1: Well, we're stomping on we're stopping the stomping seems like
Speaker 1: oh oh, they're just like so the vinegar bottle is
Speaker 1: just to like get more spread, more death.
Speaker 3: No, it's supposed to if you can't catch.
Speaker 1: Them right now, got it all right?
Speaker 2: Because a wide spread of vinegar, says will kill them instantly,
Speaker 2: So that sounds humane than getting your whole ship stomped out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I saw somebody stomping a and saying, like
Speaker 3: a prayer. I'm like, okay, everyone, get yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean they might just think that's some badass ship
Speaker 1: to do to somebody, like jewels pulp fiction, you know.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: Five seventeen.
Speaker 2: But then the lantern leaves because you're doing a long
Speaker 2: winded monologue.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, so that's what we're doing out here in
Speaker 3: the Northeast. But I'm like, I've got a lot of
Speaker 3: other problems besides, like you know, killing lantern flies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that worked on other insects because like I've always
Speaker 1: been in the market for something that you could shoot
Speaker 1: at a insect, like shoot at a house fly. There
Speaker 1: are those like salt guns, but those make a mess
Speaker 1: and I've just never like had one, so I don't.
Speaker 1: But like you you know what I'm talking about, Like
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, they shoot salt at flies and they're
Speaker 1: supposed to kill them. Does I mean vinegar work.
Speaker 2: I've definitely used it for like house plants, Like if
Speaker 2: you have a FIDS and stuff, like you could just
Speaker 2: put like some vinegar and water mix together and just
Speaker 2: kind of spray your plants down because it does kill them.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's like a universal insect.
Speaker 3: Well, we have a little outdoor area and we had
Speaker 3: like twenty of them this weekend and my husband just
Speaker 3: started using raid because the vinegar wasn't working. So I
Speaker 3: don't want to know what they're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going up to w Did you put bang
Speaker 2: a gong on before you did it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Bang go get it? Did you see? You know what
Speaker 3: you can get on Amazon though. It's like a racket,
Speaker 3: a tennis racket, and I got it, the electric thing
Speaker 3: for the bugs.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing that I own, My electric tennis racket.
Speaker 3: Thang I own. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely I have two of them for some reason.
Speaker 1: He comes out with him and says, doubles anyone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really cheesy, but then you don't want any of hand. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, when you catch one and it makes that
Speaker 1: loud crack. Are you familiar with those smiles? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean yeah, Like I've been to places that
Speaker 2: have them, and I too end up becoming like this
Speaker 2: is my favorite toy now, But I.
Speaker 1: Know I don't I don't own one. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: having it's having one of those bug lights, but in
Speaker 1: the shape of a tennis racket for the listeners who
Speaker 1: weren't listening the last time I rhapsodized about this. And
Speaker 1: then you just get to swing it around and like
Speaker 1: when you hit one, it makes a pop, it makes
Speaker 1: a loud snap. You know you have done your job
Speaker 1: to protect your family, and oh man, nothing better. And
Speaker 1: then it's like stuck to the thing a lot of
Speaker 1: the time and you just like put it in the toilet.
Speaker 3: So good, it's so good, and and like you know
Speaker 3: how you have to get a fly to stay in
Speaker 3: one spot. And then like this is you have a
Speaker 3: bigger space you can deal with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to get thin air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fantastic.
Speaker 1: They don't know what the fuck hit them. It's the best.
Speaker 1: It is the cruelest that I am as a as
Speaker 1: a human being is like I am just purely focused
Speaker 1: on destroying that house fly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, I hate a house Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fuck them fucking house fly. I think we can all agree. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And sometimes it works on mosquitoes. You can't you can
Speaker 1: only tell that you've caught a mosquito because they're so small.
Speaker 1: When it makes the little pop but like no, no,
Speaker 1: no messy clean up. All right, wow, Liz, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the
Speaker 1: things we're talking about. Mike McCarthy, what's what's this guy's name?
Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy's a football coach, Kevin Joe McCarthy, Kevin McCarthy,
Speaker 1: This story makes me tired. Kevin McCarthy has announced that
Speaker 1: the House will open an a formal impeachment inquiry into
Speaker 1: President Joe Biden, even though they their investigation didn't find anything.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's gonna.
Speaker 2: Be we need the inquiry first and then we'll find
Speaker 2: something though. Yes, that's the logic here.
Speaker 1: Oh you did the inquiry and it didn't like find anything.
Speaker 1: You did an investigation didn't find it. Yeah, I need
Speaker 1: deep official Yeah, yeah, if I go deeper about might
Speaker 1: find something. We're going to talk about. It. Does seem
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of people speaking of Biden that
Speaker 1: are like, oh, but he's like really old right now,
Speaker 1: so I do want to talk about it. Does seem
Speaker 1: like Cake is coming up more or at least I
Speaker 1: want to ask is there more of a conversation happening?
Speaker 1: Am I just like catching it more? The idea that
Speaker 1: people are really looking for a alternative from the DNC.
Speaker 1: It seems like that chorus has has raised up a
Speaker 1: little bit, So we might talk about that. We might
Speaker 1: talk about Prayer Coach, we might talk about Draft Kings
Speaker 1: nine to eleven themed promotion, Gatorades new hydrate revolutionary technology
Speaker 1: which they're calling water. Oh have you guys heard about
Speaker 1: this stuff?
Speaker 2: No, it's what I'd love to know the future Gatorade
Speaker 2: is making it. Okay, then it's got to be good
Speaker 2: for my body because I'm an athlete.
Speaker 1: Also, speaking of speaking of water, NASA found some on
Speaker 1: a distant planet, so we might even talk about that.
Speaker 1: I'll think that we could do anything. The episode is
Speaker 1: our oyster. But before we get to any of it, Liz,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history?
Speaker 3: Well, A lot of it's medical, So it's a lot
Speaker 3: like do I have a tumor? MRIs in cancer? How
Speaker 3: many pounds are in a stone? I recently looked up
Speaker 3: that's fourteen pounds.
Speaker 1: Fourteen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why in America you go to
Speaker 3: your doctor and get weight and they put it in
Speaker 3: stones like.
Speaker 1: They do stand that they wait, your doctor put it
Speaker 1: in stones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's a woman thing, but like you get
Speaker 3: on this scale and they put it in stone, so
Speaker 3: you have no idea. I don't know whether women have
Speaker 3: just ran from the room. I don't understand what's happening.
Speaker 3: So I had to google how many pounds in a stone,
Speaker 3: which turns out to be fourteen.
Speaker 1: How many stones is it? Then? Love? Yeah, sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: fifteen stone in it? Fifty time?
Speaker 2: Wait, but so that is so weird because I just
Speaker 2: that to me is such a like British weight measurement
Speaker 2: metric for weight. That is really okay, I guess I
Speaker 2: don't I probably don't know anything where doctors like, yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of the scales just have both on there.
Speaker 1: Maybe but like they're writing it down.
Speaker 3: I don't know how they write it down. But you
Speaker 3: have no idea. You're like, okay, I don't know what
Speaker 3: that is, but sure right, huh.
Speaker 1: They have both in it. I keep doing this.
Speaker 3: So I google a lot of medical stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is weird. Stone always sounds very
Speaker 1: primitive to me and dumb, like, oh, they just like
Speaker 1: said how much a stone weighs? Like they found one
Speaker 1: stone and we're like that you weigh this money. But
Speaker 1: then I realized that we use feet. It was just
Speaker 1: like even dumber, like all right, right right, just our
Speaker 1: length is like, yeah, that's how many, like how many
Speaker 1: feets that like somebody if you've stacked people's feet steps
Speaker 1: next to each other.
Speaker 2: So but is it like because it's all because it's
Speaker 2: like the king's foot or whatever is that long, So
Speaker 2: then that's how it's like, well, this god person's foot
Speaker 2: is this big.
Speaker 1: So that's how we measure things. And did your height
Speaker 1: change when one king died and a new one was born?
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know, Like I'm seven to three now
Speaker 1: that the baby king has taken.
Speaker 2: Over, now that Prince Henry has assented.
Speaker 3: Well for a long time, you know, you shrink as
Speaker 3: you get older. And I went for physical and they're like,
Speaker 3: you're you're shrunk by an inch and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: so young to shrink by an inch. And then I
Speaker 3: told my mother and she's like, you've never been that height.
Speaker 3: You've always thought about your height, You've always been that height.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2: You've never been that you've been such a wild thing.
Speaker 2: This thing is you've never been that hight, so yeah,
Speaker 2: let it go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like, has this like flashback of you standing
Speaker 1: on your tippy toes of the doctor's office, like when
Speaker 1: you're growing up.
Speaker 3: I guess always knew I was lying, yeah, right to myself.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: The origin of the stone, it's because they needed a
Speaker 2: like they were exporting England was exporting so much raw
Speaker 2: wool that they needed to create a stand. So the
Speaker 2: royal statute fixed a stone of wool at fourteen pounds
Speaker 2: place and then a sack of wool had to be
Speaker 2: twenty six stones.
Speaker 1: So it's all because of the wool export.
Speaker 3: Well that transfers to weight.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. They're like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's a first thing back wool by.
Speaker 3: The way to humans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3: Well currently, I don't understand this whole obsession with the
Speaker 3: Jonas brothers. I thought they were gone, and now there's
Speaker 3: like a concert and everyone's riled up for it, and
Speaker 3: then the divorce and I'm like, wait, the Jonas Brothers
Speaker 3: are still popular. I didn't know this was still going on. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a similar revelation where I was like, I thought,
Speaker 2: like they aged out the second they became like eighteen
Speaker 2: like Disney, like pop stars do. But they've they've kept
Speaker 2: it going and they've like all have like other famous partners.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if that's part of like the
Speaker 2: Jonas industrial complex. Were like they have to keep like
Speaker 2: marrying relevant people to keep the thing. But they got fans,
Speaker 2: they got fans. Yeah, Jack, you've been keeping up with
Speaker 2: the Joe Jonas Sophie Turner divorce.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the the latest will shock you after this
Speaker 4: it's uh no, I actually had to google which one
Speaker 4: was getting because isn't one of the other ones married
Speaker 4: to Prian?
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, that's Nick Jonas. That's Nick Jonas. Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: They're still going strong and then there's like a forgotten.
Speaker 3: It's so weird. Yeah, it's so weird to me, Like
Speaker 3: I thought we were past this.
Speaker 2: Were you keeping up with the early Jonas brothers career
Speaker 2: or you're just like if that was a thing I
Speaker 2: remember from two thousand and nine kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, I don't understand why anyone's upset about
Speaker 3: the Jonas brothers or going to their concert like they're
Speaker 3: trying to make it like the next Tailor Swift concert,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, yeah, calm down.
Speaker 1: I saw the headline for that concert, Five Albums one Night.
Speaker 1: I was like, hell, yeah, is this jay Z? Is this?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Who who is this going to be? Is it Radiohead?
Speaker 1: Like that would be cool? Like is it a musician
Speaker 1: who has like five classic albums that we could all
Speaker 1: revel in? I did not know the Jonases had a
Speaker 1: album that was like that. People were like, yeah, this one,
Speaker 1: you gotta listen to this one cover to cover, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, They're like, dude, the fucking get the Mandolin solo
Speaker 2: by Kevin Jonas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great five albums one Night, or like
Speaker 1: X albums one Night is a great concept that it
Speaker 1: is truly a shame the fucking Jonas Brothers got to first.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. The other thing is I couldn't sing you
Speaker 1: a single Jonas Brothers song.
Speaker 3: I was just about to say, what is a like
Speaker 3: what you think?
Speaker 1: I don't know Jonas Brothers song? Concept concert?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we're not gonna be able to play
Speaker 2: this in episode, but I'm just gonna play their most
Speaker 2: streamed song on Spotify for us, just so we can
Speaker 2: see if any of us recognize this bang a Gone?
Speaker 1: Oh what is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It sounds like something from like a rental car commercial.
Speaker 1: It's like Ed Sheeran, but like what if you wanted
Speaker 1: to fuck Ed Sheeran? Seems to be the like concept.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it just sound like.
Speaker 3: An if you wanted a man Ed Sheeran, That's what
Speaker 3: that sounds like.
Speaker 2: Wow, But I had know they've got they've got albums, Jack,
Speaker 2: they got.
Speaker 1: Album like solo shit? Or is one of the five
Speaker 1: albums a solo album?
Speaker 2: Or is it all? The first Jonas Bros. Albums from
Speaker 2: two thousand and six called It's About Time.
Speaker 1: It's about Time? Yeah, isn't it about time? The two thousand's,
Speaker 1: the early two thousands, in the nineties really loved a Time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pun Nika one of the great films ofaching and then
Speaker 1: we're still obsessed with it. Yeah. What uh? What's something
Speaker 1: you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: I think is underrated? Is the show on Netflix called
Speaker 3: Is It Cake?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Huh have you watched it?
Speaker 2: I have seen as a Cake, I've seen maybe the
Speaker 2: first my nieces loved that show. Uh, I've and every
Speaker 2: time I'm like it's funny how I'm like this, I
Speaker 2: get it, but then part way through i'm looking.
Speaker 1: I'm like that, shit ain't cake. That ain't cake, And
Speaker 1: yeah it's fucking cake.
Speaker 3: Like the second season is better than the first, I
Speaker 3: have to say, but it's so relaxing. It's like literally
Speaker 3: the whole thing is can you pick if this is
Speaker 3: cake or not cake?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: The steaks are so low that it's soothing.
Speaker 3: Right, so low and like it kind of has the
Speaker 3: greatest British breakoff vibe where everyone's nice and everyone's happy,
Speaker 3: and I would highly recommend it for Like, I don't
Speaker 3: think people are talking about it enough.
Speaker 2: Did the latest season just come out or it's we've
Speaker 2: just kind of been left at whatever the first couple
Speaker 2: of seasons that.
Speaker 3: There's two seasons, so I don't know which season you watched.
Speaker 1: I think I think I've only seen I think it's
Speaker 1: when it came up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no spoilers, no spoilers.
Speaker 2: Ye, don't tell me, Jack, but always Assuman's cake, always Assumans.
Speaker 3: Cake, Always Assuman's Cake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a safe bed. This seems to be again,
Speaker 1: like I feel like they created a whole, a whole
Speaker 1: genre of game show because now there's a new one
Speaker 1: that this is. This is the solution that Hollywood has
Speaker 1: come up with for the writer strength David Spade reality
Speaker 1: show where he like brings out a product and the
Speaker 1: contestants need to guess if it's real or not, if
Speaker 1: it's like a fake product or not.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think this is all the rage. I think
Speaker 3: the next they'll be like, is this a cookie? Is this?
Speaker 3: Is this a cookcake? Don't be right?
Speaker 2: Yes, the the bar for content is so low. We're
Speaker 2: merely saying if people's eyes and brains work?
Speaker 1: And is this water? Yeah, yeah it's water. No it's not.
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of saran wrap. Ah, you idiot, it's
Speaker 2: pist but yeah it's pissed buck. Have you seen School
Speaker 2: of Chocolate Liz On That that is that's a reality
Speaker 2: show where it's this guy Amari Gi Sean who's like
Speaker 2: the chocolate master, like of making like realistic items from
Speaker 2: chocolate that are like it's almost like the show could
Speaker 2: be is it chocolate, but it's all about chocolate sculpting.
Speaker 2: But it's a competition show where like it's not so
Speaker 2: fucking competitive that you get stressed out, Like if the
Speaker 2: person does like like the worst person in one challenge
Speaker 2: gets pulled aside by like the Chocolate Master for like
Speaker 2: one on one instruction, and it's not like, oh, you suck,
Speaker 2: get out of here. It's like, hey, like let me
Speaker 2: help you a little bit so we can work on
Speaker 2: this in the next round. And you're like, wow, this
Speaker 2: is really kind and like uplifting. So yeah, that's another
Speaker 2: one that feels very low Steaks but positive without being like.
Speaker 1: I'll lose my house if I don't win Chocolate Master,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love the the baking shows where like you win
Speaker 3: a platter or you win some flowers, and it's like
Speaker 3: in America would always be like, you know, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: winning one hundred thousand dollars, I'm going to shive everybody
Speaker 3: right right exactly.
Speaker 2: It's because I will not let this money slip through
Speaker 2: my hands and I will debase myself in front of
Speaker 2: my children when they watch this.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. So I like low low what did you
Speaker 3: call it? Low Steaks kind of nice shows. I think
Speaker 3: they're underrated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, yeah, nailed. It is another like fun low
Speaker 1: Steaks that yeah, kids seem to really respond to.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what are you saying I'm a child.
Speaker 1: Jack, Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, No, you're not a child.
Speaker 1: You have the mind of a child.
Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 1: without me talking to the guest about my man JAC
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Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. Yeah, and we'll
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Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. And Kevin McCarthy, that's right.
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound right. We're sure that's right. That's his name,
Speaker 1: Kevin McCarthy. Alright, let's go with that. Kevin McCarthy has
Speaker 1: announced that the House will open a formal impeachment inquiry
Speaker 1: into President Joe Biden, despite the fact that they're hearings
Speaker 1: and investigations haven't really turned up any evidence against him directly.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go take a nap. Yeah, it makes me tired. Well,
Speaker 1: we kept talking about how they would do things.
Speaker 2: They're like, we got a whistle blower, okay, but they're
Speaker 2: too scared to testify. And then people like, is there
Speaker 2: a whistleblar They're like, I don't, honestly, I'm not even sure.
Speaker 2: Whistle before you're like, what are you doing actually with
Speaker 2: the fine whistle? Yeah, I mean I know somebody who
Speaker 2: was willing to say some bad stuff about Joe Byron,
Speaker 2: but other than that, I don't know. And like he's
Speaker 2: also doing it without taking a House vote, which before
Speaker 2: he was like I'll take a House vote and we'll
Speaker 2: see what happens. You know, the polling in a lot
Speaker 2: of battleground states has says most people are like, you know,
Speaker 2: fifty six percent, like an impeachment would be just a stunt,
Speaker 2: like a partisan political stunt, Like no one's like looking
Speaker 2: for this. But I think the other big thing about
Speaker 2: this is he doesn't even have the support of his
Speaker 2: own party. It's like a lot of Republicans are even
Speaker 2: worried about how like the whole hack of it all
Speaker 2: is gonna look, and especially when their logic is we
Speaker 2: need to open an impeachment inquiry. So we can find
Speaker 2: out more stuff and then we'll be able to uncover
Speaker 2: something to impeach him for, rather than we have evidence
Speaker 2: that we need to pursue that is leading us here.
Speaker 2: They're like, I don't know, man, we just need to go. Fine,
Speaker 2: we're going fishing, baby, but we're doing it with subpoena power,
Speaker 2: and they aren't starting with real evidence. And even the
Speaker 2: head of the Oversight Committee he even admitted that every
Speaker 2: subpoena he has issued that like to banks or other
Speaker 2: government agencies, they've they've cooperated one hundred percent given the information.
Speaker 2: And then he's like, yeah, I don't know. It's just
Speaker 2: like I've been denied access to anything. I still can't find.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm out of moves here, man, And man,
Speaker 1: you know the term hoover flags. Your pockets are inside out.
Speaker 1: That's us man. They've got nothing. That's amazing. It seems
Speaker 1: to be based on the logic that they like, well,
Speaker 1: the last time they did an impeachment thing, they found stuff,
Speaker 1: so there's probably stuff here. It's like, yeah, well they
Speaker 1: found stuff because like they did an investigation and there
Speaker 1: was like a lot of shit there. There was a
Speaker 1: lot of smoke and fire and the time before that,
Speaker 1: Like you know, I guess maybe maybe they're hoping for
Speaker 1: like a Clintonian situation where it's just like embarrassing. They
Speaker 1: dragged some shit out that's like embarrassing and like create stuff,
Speaker 1: like find stuff as they're looking. Isn't that kind of
Speaker 1: what happened with Clinton? Like it wasn't about Lewinsky, it
Speaker 1: was about something some some other shit. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm a political expert.
Speaker 3: I think it was because he lied to Conger, like
Speaker 3: lied to des or something, but it was really about
Speaker 3: Monica ultimately. But the thing is, like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: it's like we listened to the crazies now. Like growing up,
Speaker 3: my mother was always like, don't listen to that person
Speaker 3: crazy here, And now it's like, oh they're crazy, let's
Speaker 3: let's pacify them.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I mean, there's just like a massive will
Speaker 2: to try and be like, well, you impeach Trump, so
Speaker 2: we're gonna get you for what We'll figure it out,
Speaker 2: figure it out. Yeah, but we're gonna do it because
Speaker 2: he's gonna get mad if we don't. And then I
Speaker 2: don't know how to stand up to him. So we're
Speaker 2: caught in this fucking spiral till November, so we'll see
Speaker 2: where it ends up. But yeah, it's just like there's
Speaker 2: there's just starting off with nothing and asking for more
Speaker 2: power to just manufacture something.
Speaker 1: And I'm yeah, but and I'm here for it, and
Speaker 1: I'm hopcorn eating me. I am ready spill the tea
Speaker 1: here of public Yama yama this shit. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like the whole thing makes me tired because it's like
Speaker 1: it feels pointless. But also like there's there is a
Speaker 1: lot at steak with Biden's reputation and he seems really fragile.
Speaker 1: It like, does it feel like there's been more people
Speaker 1: being like he seems old like in the in the
Speaker 1: mainstream mediately or am I making that up?
Speaker 3: I think that it's just a tactic because the ill
Speaker 3: election is coming up, so now like he's super old.
Speaker 3: That's in my opinion. And I also think like the
Speaker 3: whole Hunter Biden stuff, like every family can knows has
Speaker 3: a family member who's messed up. Yeah I don't think
Speaker 3: that like most Americans are like, oh, he has a
Speaker 3: son who's a mess like we all have somebody.
Speaker 1: And he still loves him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what it appeals to like this like minority of
Speaker 2: like men who are like I don't love my kid
Speaker 2: because he's a screw up, but yeah, I mean there
Speaker 2: is like you know, I feel like since the earlier
Speaker 2: this year, it's like about once or twice a month,
Speaker 2: you're gonna see some version of who could replace Joe Biden?
Speaker 2: Like and it's even written by like like democratic out
Speaker 2: like you know, like left leaning outlets where you're trying
Speaker 2: it because I think there is the thing where I'm
Speaker 2: sure the DNC looks at the polling and a lot
Speaker 2: of Democrats are like, I mean Biden, Like that's like
Speaker 2: the energy of a lot of Democratic voters are like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, that gotta be him, And I think
Speaker 2: now they're kind of like, ah shit, like is are
Speaker 2: we fucking up by like by just like riding with
Speaker 2: this guy to the end. But I don't know, I
Speaker 2: mean like it it's one of those things where despite
Speaker 2: I think a lot of Democrats may be saying I
Speaker 2: wouldn't vote for him.
Speaker 1: It's like this thing where when push comes to shove,
Speaker 1: they're like fuck it and like I would literally vote
Speaker 1: for him if he was dead, Like yeah, I don't care,
Speaker 1: Like I just don't want the fucking fascist in office,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like truly if they if if that happened, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I'd vote for him if he was dead, and
Speaker 1: I vote for like a three D projection of him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally tunafish sandwich. I mean, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, subway tuna, Yeah, but for subway right in candidate
Speaker 2: our new president subway tuna.
Speaker 1: Somehow. To the point about like there being a push
Speaker 1: from various sides to uh make it seem like he's
Speaker 1: aging rapidly as the election approaches, there was that Hawaii
Speaker 1: story where I'm sure that this isn't the only time
Speaker 1: that people have been reporting shit like this, but there's
Speaker 1: the thing where people were like Biden fell asleep on
Speaker 1: stage and that was actually like officially debunked because like
Speaker 1: the footage that they used to spread that story was
Speaker 1: like a close up of footage that was I guess
Speaker 1: they like blurred it intentionally, and when you looked at
Speaker 1: the high definition footage of the exact same moment, he's
Speaker 1: like got his eyes open and he's like blinking and
Speaker 1: just like kind of has his head down, he's like nodding.
Speaker 1: So it's that there's definitely a push happening to I
Speaker 1: personally like, don't think he's the best possible candidate. We
Speaker 1: are in the situation that we're in. Like that, there's
Speaker 1: this The Hill article that was like the five Democratic alternatives,
Speaker 1: and it's just fucking Kamala Harris, Vice President Kamala Harris,
Speaker 1: California Governor Gavin Newsom. Those seem to be the only
Speaker 1: ones that I hear being taken seriously because she is
Speaker 1: will be the president if he dies, and he looks
Speaker 1: like a president in a movie, I think, is that right?
Speaker 1: The main thing with his slick back hair, that real
Speaker 1: nice real, that's let us slick back, real nice pie. Bodajudge,
Speaker 1: who lost the election last time and has done like
Speaker 1: has not done anything good since then, you know, right,
Speaker 1: except for like excuse the bad behavior of airlines. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like had a bad few years since, not being
Speaker 1: able to beat Joe Biden in the election. Like that.
Speaker 2: That feels like the case with a lot of these
Speaker 2: right like that Harris like was like lost the election
Speaker 2: to a great primary and has not had a good.
Speaker 1: Run since then. Same with Buddha Judge. So the only
Speaker 1: ones that are like new untested are Newsome, Michigan Governor
Speaker 1: Gretcham Whitmer and AOC they have on here because she
Speaker 1: would be old enough in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: I think Whitmeyer is probably your best bet there. I've
Speaker 3: heard good stuff about her.
Speaker 2: The most different, like kind of Cameyon, a lot of
Speaker 2: like yeah, a lot of Democrats like have been sharing
Speaker 2: a lot of the stuff that she's been doing in Michigan.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just.
Speaker 2: I think the thing is that the DNC they're kind
Speaker 2: of processing this information in like a weird way because
Speaker 2: what the I think the polls, what they're not articulating,
Speaker 2: is that people want a different type of Canada. Like
Speaker 2: all of these come out of the same sort of
Speaker 2: like ice tray of candadate. It's just in different shapes.
Speaker 2: But we're looking for a lot of people like are
Speaker 2: seeking something different where someone is speaking to what is
Speaker 2: happening to people in a way that actually seems authentic
Speaker 2: and believable because all these people are just super polished
Speaker 2: like political operatives. They're not like the kind of people
Speaker 2: who like can like light up a room and like
Speaker 2: make every person feel like they're seen and heard and
Speaker 2: like in a way that like you know, Donald Trump
Speaker 2: completely abandoned like normal political speak and people are.
Speaker 1: Like, WHOA, that's different. Yeah, not to say that that's better.
Speaker 1: I feel like, has that a little bit something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, she does, she does, but I have a
Speaker 2: few I mean, I can't imagine the establishment.
Speaker 1: Circling around her. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they would tear her to shreds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I just New York Times. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The second she'd be like, I don't I think we
Speaker 2: need to end qualify immunity for the police, They're like, well,
Speaker 2: they're going to all your union fucking endorsements.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like and that's all.
Speaker 2: It's like a fucking balancing act of how to keep
Speaker 2: certain people in, you know, your coalition, but also trying
Speaker 2: to present something that's a little bit forward thinking. And
Speaker 2: that's just I think an impossible feat for them right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I view it as like two separate things. There's
Speaker 1: like the you know, what I think is good for
Speaker 1: the country and what I think like the country, like
Speaker 1: what ideas the country should be moving towards. And then
Speaker 1: there's the like sporting event of keeping the Nazis out
Speaker 1: of office that is this one and so on that one.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't know, it's whitmer. How's Whitmer's arm.
Speaker 1: She left you, she like keep you off balanced? Like
Speaker 1: are what are you looking at here? Like how are
Speaker 1: what are the saber metrics people say about her? Right?
Speaker 1: So from that, like, that's kind of how I'm going
Speaker 1: into this election is I'm just like fuck it, you know,
Speaker 1: let's but yeah, the whole thing makes me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we're in dire need of something really remarkably
Speaker 2: different and revolutionary. But yees, all of these my fall flat.
Speaker 3: I mean I sort of feel like, you know, there's
Speaker 3: perfect and then there's what we have to deal with.
Speaker 3: And I think Biden's what we have to deal with
Speaker 3: right now. And it's like when you're fighting like real evil,
Speaker 3: you have to suck it up and do what's the
Speaker 3: best alternative at the time to fight that evil.
Speaker 1: Why is he got to be so old though.
Speaker 3: He can't help it.
Speaker 1: He's grown to.
Speaker 2: Be because he was born eighty years ago.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's why.
Speaker 2: Because his parents had sex eighty years ago.
Speaker 1: That's all. And that's the only reason.
Speaker 2: Why I like thinking about Joe Biden's parents. The Great Depression,
Speaker 2: Oh god. But yeah, I mean, like Newsom has said
Speaker 2: that he wouldn't run against Kamala and but I think
Speaker 2: he's just being diplomatic because they've always kind of been
Speaker 2: in this competition, Like they entered the political scene at
Speaker 2: the same time, with him becoming San Francisco's youngest mayor
Speaker 2: and her becoming San Francisco's DA in the state's first
Speaker 2: black district attorney in two thousand and five, and they've
Speaker 2: always kind of helped each other. But then there's also
Speaker 2: like when Barbara Boxer retired and that seat opened up,
Speaker 2: Gavin Newsom wanted that Senate seat too, but deferred to
Speaker 2: Kamala and then ran for governor. So I think part
Speaker 2: of him, despite what he says, has always been keeping
Speaker 2: an eye on the national stage. That's why he keeps fucking,
Speaker 2: you know, trying to debate Ron DeSantis. So yeah, don't
Speaker 2: I don't counter.
Speaker 1: Unless you want me to, and this you want me does.
Speaker 1: But yeah, literally one person asks me to yeah, like
Speaker 1: I've been called Yeah, he's doing the thing of like
Speaker 1: reluctant guy where he's like, no, man, I've told all
Speaker 1: the donors. We're getting behind Joe, Like it just is
Speaker 1: what it is, folks. We're moving on.
Speaker 2: It's like I wouldn't run against Kamala and then all
Speaker 2: it's gonna take is like the slight, you know, vibe
Speaker 2: shift And he's like, yeah, I mean I should have
Speaker 2: been president of this whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you know, I run the what.
Speaker 2: Is it like, the fifth largest economy basically of California
Speaker 2: was true boy energy where he's like, I couldn't. I
Speaker 2: really shouldn't, but I couldn't unless you want me to. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh totally, do you really want me to? I shouldn't
Speaker 2: though we really shouldn't. Really, I'm married, we really shouldn't.
Speaker 2: But okay, all.
Speaker 1: Right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back
Speaker 1: and talk about some things that aren't politics. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. And not everybody was as
Speaker 1: sensitive and thoughtful and careful in their nine to eleven
Speaker 1: coverage as Miles than I were in our Monday Morning episode.
Speaker 1: For instance, I feel like no one will ever beat
Speaker 1: the mattress store ad in which two guys crash into
Speaker 1: twin towers made of mattresses. What I didn't see that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it got taken down really quickly, but it was just
Speaker 1: a standard local mattress ad except they were like nine
Speaker 1: to eleven sail. What better way to remember nine to
Speaker 1: eleven than with a twin towers sail.
Speaker 2: Oh oh wait have I Oh they tried to make
Speaker 2: it private, but you know, the internet never forgets.
Speaker 1: Have you seen it, Liz, I have not seen it. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me let me pull this clip up.
Speaker 2: That's a poor taste doesn't begin to describe this ad
Speaker 2: from a local mattress retailer.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck you, Chris Cuomo.
Speaker 3: A twin tower sale right now. You can get any
Speaker 3: size mattress for a twin price. Slight self all day long.
Speaker 2: We'll never forget.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: It's like who approves this? Like who? I mean, everything
Speaker 3: has to go through so many people, and no one said,
Speaker 3: you know, you shouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 1: Real Like that feels like a leaked like work training
Speaker 1: video or something like it does. It doesn't feel like
Speaker 1: an actual ad that ran and I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe it is.
Speaker 2: I mean, it is like a little fishy think of
Speaker 2: the wildest ship you've seen on your local cable station though,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like there's some like you know,
Speaker 2: we used to have Crazy Gideon, you know, like the
Speaker 2: ads were just unhinged.
Speaker 1: Like it's like gang if you live in Texas and
Speaker 1: you saw this ship. Please let us know. I want
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to just like no, what
Speaker 1: it's it's an amazing like the performances. Yeah, they really
Speaker 1: lean into it. They put their whole back into this thing.
Speaker 1: Being literally a nine to eleven joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I think when you're given that script you
Speaker 3: really have to sell it. You're like, all right, well
Speaker 3: this is what I was hired to do. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: throw myself into this because this is weird. You ever
Speaker 3: see the kmart ad that was like I ship my pants,
Speaker 3: So it's all these like I ship you know, and
Speaker 3: it's really funny. Actually, but I don't think it ever ran.
Speaker 3: But that's funny. But yeah, I digressed.
Speaker 1: But that's like a nine eleven. Just the facial expressions
Speaker 1: are really like impressive. So anyways, draft DraftKings through their
Speaker 1: hat in the ring. They're through their crown in the ring.
Speaker 1: Draft Kings, DraftKings are my king. They through their crown
Speaker 1: in the Ring. By unveiling a parlay on Monday called
Speaker 1: Never Forget, where you could bet on all three New
Speaker 1: York teams to win too, you know, both in order
Speaker 1: to honor the victims of nine to eleven, while also
Speaker 1: basically just handing your money to DraftKings, since the New
Speaker 1: York Mets are not very good. The New York Jets
Speaker 1: also not very good. Yeah, I don't know. It immediately
Speaker 1: got a lot of.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it was just cheap comf like just
Speaker 2: you know, scandal marketing, right. They just wanted to get outraged,
Speaker 2: like calling it like they knew, they knew what was
Speaker 2: going to happen. And again they're like their apology is like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: we already had it pre written because we knew that
Speaker 2: there would be light backlash. We sincerely apologized for the
Speaker 2: featured parlay that was shared briefly in commemoration of nine
Speaker 2: to eleven in commemoration.
Speaker 1: Was stuck with it. It was shared briefly in commemoration
Speaker 1: of nine to eleven. We were honoring nine to eleven victims.
Speaker 1: By the way, I.
Speaker 2: Love the word parlay, Like uses that word, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: when you're betting multiple teams gamblers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a real big gambling term.
Speaker 2: I think I wonder too, if their whole thing is
Speaker 2: like they're like, it's twenty two years yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 2: it's it's all bets are off now, all bets are
Speaker 2: off like and I think it's the every year there's
Speaker 2: like some company testing America's collective like like gut about
Speaker 2: like nine to eleven jokes like are you ready?
Speaker 1: I st I never forget it inappropriate times, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think we've been saying that since
Speaker 2: nine to eleven, you know, as I guess said.
Speaker 1: And maybe it's not funny. Maybe DraftKings has taught us
Speaker 1: all a lesson, you.
Speaker 2: Know, Yeah, but yeah, that's it. It felt pretty transparently cynical,
Speaker 2: like in terms of like it didn't even make sense
Speaker 2: as a bet, Like it doesn't. It's just the kind
Speaker 2: of thing where people are gonna screen cap it and
Speaker 2: then be like what the fuck is going on Draft
Speaker 2: Kings and like, hey, people talking about Draft Kings again.
Speaker 2: We sincerely apologize for the future parlay that was share.
Speaker 1: It's like there's like product details in the apology, like
Speaker 1: featured parlay features with In commemoration of nine to eleven,
Speaker 1: we respect the significance of this day for our country
Speaker 1: and especially for the families of those who were directly affected.
Speaker 1: Damn man, that's fucked up. Until then call them out
Speaker 1: in your thing while also drawing attention to your amazing
Speaker 1: car List. I mean the stock price is down right now?
Speaker 1: Oh is it draft can Yeah? Damn.
Speaker 2: They may have fucked around and found out that a
Speaker 2: lot of people who buy gambling stock are also they
Speaker 2: don't fuck around with nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: Joe, Yeah, nine eleven kind of a big deal on
Speaker 1: Wall Street for some reason.
Speaker 3: I still feel like we're all at a we none
Speaker 3: of us want to say it, but we're slowing down
Speaker 3: with one like the nine to eleven. You know, I
Speaker 3: saw something about making it a holiday, which is perfectly great.
Speaker 3: I'm not against it, you know, but I feel like
Speaker 3: as a country, we're a little like must we have
Speaker 3: so much nine eleve?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well yeah, because it's always like, remember the tragedy that
Speaker 2: happened that day, but don't remember the tragedies that the
Speaker 2: US inflicted upon the people that were radicalized to want
Speaker 2: to attack the United States in the first places.
Speaker 1: Like you just don't worry about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, a bunch of kids died in Iraq okay
Speaker 2: when the Clintons were in office, but.
Speaker 1: And remember this since then too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean like think about like it's all
Speaker 2: just like that's again why it's I think that's the reinforcement.
Speaker 2: It's like, remember that scary part, don't think about anything
Speaker 2: else that had to do with it, and you know,
Speaker 2: let's move on and Jack can continue to have.
Speaker 1: To explain it to his kids. Moving along. Nothing to
Speaker 1: see here. Well, in better news, y Gatorade has unveiled
Speaker 1: new hydration technology nine to eleven AID nine eleven AID.
Speaker 1: It is called water Gatorade water fuck off. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: fucking water, but in a Gatorade bottle. Well, what's different Jack?
Speaker 1: It can't just be water because I know the functional
Speaker 1: water bro oh AlCH line water that's gone through a
Speaker 1: seventh step enhanced filtration process. Okay, okay, go on. According
Speaker 1: to the president of GATERID, they wanted to give customers
Speaker 1: some perceived health benefits his words, his word, perceived health benefits.
Speaker 1: That's wild the fuck. Yeah, yeah, it's a perceived those
Speaker 1: are perceived benefits. Gary is I think one of the
Speaker 1: best examples. We did an episode Liz not too long
Speaker 1: ago about placebos. Oh, I guess and Miles you were
Speaker 1: out that week. Yeah, And like how the color of
Speaker 1: a pill can really affect like how impactful it is,
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to like if it's something that
Speaker 1: is trying to like calm you down. It works way
Speaker 1: better when it's blue, Like a sleeping pill or an
Speaker 1: anti anxiety pill works better when it's blue. And if
Speaker 1: it's something that's supposed to like pep you up, like
Speaker 1: a day quill or maybe like it works better when
Speaker 1: it's in a warm color. But like, so they've done
Speaker 1: studies gatorade. People who drink gatorade are more well hydrated
Speaker 1: than people who drink water. And the reason for that
Speaker 1: is because gatorade tastes fucking awesome, and so everybody just
Speaker 1: drinks way more of it. And it also looks cool,
Speaker 1: like it looks like cartoon refreshment, like it like the
Speaker 1: water is the color of or like the gatorade is
Speaker 1: the color of like a cartoon glacier. Yeah, and it
Speaker 1: tastes amazing, So yeah, of course, like it makes it
Speaker 1: so like for him to come out and be like that,
Speaker 1: we want to pass along some perceived health benefits, like
Speaker 1: they know what game they're in, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm always freaked out by like
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess none of the color is actually
Speaker 5: like orange yellow, but then when they get in the
Speaker 5: frosty blue, I'm like that doesn't look right.
Speaker 3: There's something about.
Speaker 1: It that weirds me out because it's the same color
Speaker 1: as the water at Adventure Golf, like yeah, or like barbicide, yes,
Speaker 1: and barbide, just barbicide. You'd still drink it. I drink dude.
Speaker 2: If they make gatorade like window washing fluid wind decks, yeah,
Speaker 2: between Gatorade and I'm found in that ship. I don't
Speaker 2: care because again, their marketing is also fantastic in that
Speaker 2: they made you think that if you drink Gatorade, you're
Speaker 2: actually Michael Jordan or you're any athlete who's gonna like
Speaker 2: and I remember those black and white commercials or people
Speaker 2: had like radioactive sweat, like the color of their sweat
Speaker 2: was like Gatorade, And then it's like is it in you?
Speaker 2: And it's like, shit, dude, I don't know. Man, I'm
Speaker 2: fucking twelve and I'm like riding a bicycle, but I
Speaker 2: think I need to drink lemon ice like fucking eight
Speaker 2: times a day or I'll die.
Speaker 3: My nieces and nephews were super into it for a
Speaker 3: long time, but Gatorade, I'm like, you're not Derek Jeter.
Speaker 2: Right, But that's the they combined a perception with it,
Speaker 2: and I'm now perceived Derek.
Speaker 1: Like, they don't lie in the ads, like the like Mike,
Speaker 1: if I could be like Mike, they like that song opens.
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm going to be like Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1: It's like sometimes I dream that I could be like that.
Speaker 1: It's like they're like, no, you dumb, dumb, We're just
Speaker 1: giving you a fantasy. We're selling you a fantasy that
Speaker 1: this ship works. We're trying to pass along some perceived
Speaker 1: health benefits. That's all that term is fucking evil? Man.
Speaker 1: Can you can pretend you're Michael Jordan you're not actually him,
Speaker 1: your little fucking idiots. That's yazzing that they've just been
Speaker 1: like evil out in the open like or not, just
Speaker 1: like honest that they're lying honest about their dishonesty.
Speaker 2: Well, they're like, well, these have electrolytes in them, and
Speaker 2: you're like, you mean like salts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they invented the term electrolyts, or I mean
Speaker 1: they didn't.
Speaker 2: Brand did like salt as electrolytes, which again is quote
Speaker 2: the scientific term for molecules that produce ions when dissolved
Speaker 2: in water pretty easy.
Speaker 1: But they're like eat electrolytes man, it was called salt
Speaker 1: water before. But then people were like that the marketing
Speaker 1: genius is at Gatorade. And I'm not saying that sarcastically.
Speaker 1: They truly are geniuses. Were like, what's a scientific word
Speaker 1: for this? And yeah, they change it to electrolytes. So
Speaker 1: it does like that term when used with regards to
Speaker 1: like things that people drink that comes from Gatorade. Right.
Speaker 1: The thing they're entering here that is bullshit is the
Speaker 1: alkaline thing. Like, right, there's been a like whole thing
Speaker 1: with like whether you know, eating an alkaline diet has
Speaker 1: been shown to like help your help regulate the pH
Speaker 1: levels in your body and like lead to better health.
Speaker 1: That's like a long standing bullshit health claim that like
Speaker 1: eating according to pH only really changes the pH of
Speaker 1: your urine.
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm testing, Jack, to see what my
Speaker 2: body's saying, because I'm going to drink.
Speaker 1: It to offset the what the vaccine did to me.
Speaker 1: But the yeah, studies of alkaline diets say they're bullshit,
Speaker 1: and they actually date back to the nineteen thirties when
Speaker 1: Biden was conceived. Yeah, and one of like that there
Speaker 1: were a bunch of diet fads that offered the illusion
Speaker 1: of control over one circumstances during the Great Depression, and
Speaker 1: alkaline diets were like one of the one of the
Speaker 1: big ones back then, So makes sense that again, like
Speaker 1: evil marketing geniuses are like, all right, so we've.
Speaker 2: Got to we've got a depression happening right now, but.
Speaker 1: Nobody's calling it that, So we can just like whale
Speaker 1: on these people with like old Great Depression marketing tactics
Speaker 1: like literal snake of it. By the way, the David's
Speaker 1: Bade show. I think it's called snake oil, but oh,
Speaker 1: it came back to you. Yeah, it's uh, it's probably
Speaker 1: the same reason it's becoming popular now as people want
Speaker 1: the illusion of control over one's circumstances. Yeah, I'm surprised
Speaker 1: that's not a direct quote from the president of Garride.
Speaker 3: I'm always I'm always a sucker though, Like if I
Speaker 3: see something like it helps your electrolyts, it's you know,
Speaker 3: smart water whatever, I am a sucker for it. But
Speaker 3: ultimately you know that it's it's ridiculously.
Speaker 1: I'm drinking water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but but it's it's it's one of those things
Speaker 2: where you know, like even Gatorade they like convince people.
Speaker 2: They're like, if you exercise, you're gonna be so fucking
Speaker 2: dehydrated that you have to drink gatorade or.
Speaker 1: You'll fe're fucking up. Yeah, And I'm like, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: When even like like like physical fitness experts are looking
Speaker 2: at like your metabolism and shit, they're like, uh, you
Speaker 2: wouldn't need anything like this unless you're doing like exercise
Speaker 2: it's like over ninety minutes straight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if you're running a marathon, Gatorade is an
Speaker 1: effective like tool to have on hand if you are
Speaker 1: practice of ex college football, Yeah, doing two a days
Speaker 1: in the hot summer. Yeah, in Florida, which is where
Speaker 1: it was invented. Otherwise you don't need it, but makes
Speaker 1: us feel better? Does it's gator Aid? Yeah? People who
Speaker 1: didn't know, Yeah, yeah, I was invented by like the
Speaker 1: University of Florida, like team doctor and he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I put a bunch of salt water
Speaker 1: and flavor sugar together.
Speaker 3: Yeah really I never knew that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's what it's called Gatorade. And then it
Speaker 1: was sold to a canned goods company because then just
Speaker 1: went on.
Speaker 2: They're like let's invent our own sports science fucking laboratory
Speaker 2: to help pad all of our claims of perceived health benefits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Florida is magical. It's a magical place. All good
Speaker 3: things come from.
Speaker 1: It, folks. We've been saying it, folks. Yeah, one of
Speaker 1: the greats, one of the love. But it is interesting because,
Speaker 1: like Gatorade, in order to get people to like believe
Speaker 1: that they need a Gatorade, they've had to be claiming
Speaker 1: that water sucks, right, Like water is bullshit. You don't
Speaker 1: want to drink water. What do you want to drink
Speaker 1: water for? That's not gonna quench your thirst. You need
Speaker 1: gatorade full. And now they're now they've come crawling back.
Speaker 1: They got gatorade. Water. It is like electrolytes, Like, like
Speaker 1: drinking just a ship ton of electrolytes does seem to
Speaker 1: be a fat Like I'm seeing that more and more
Speaker 1: in LA right now. Oh, just like electrolyte claims. Oh well,
Speaker 1: like I was like on a call with a agent
Speaker 1: and they were like pounding electrolytes. They're like, oh, you
Speaker 1: got to get those electrolytes, man. These ones are like
Speaker 1: the top tier electrolytes. And like all my clients swear
Speaker 1: by them. What do they do? They do they light
Speaker 1: your electros? Man? You need man?
Speaker 5: Yeah, It's kind of like bone broth.
Speaker 1: Bone broth, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Which I was like, well, it's something for like supermodels
Speaker 3: to drink. I mean, it's just broth. It's just like ridiculous.
Speaker 1: What you say, I said, But it's bones, it's.
Speaker 3: Bones, bones, Yeah, it's bones.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, Liz, it's truly been such a pleasure having
Speaker 1: you on the daily zeitgeist. Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Follow you, hear you all that good stuff?
Speaker 3: Well thanks for having me. I met Liz Comedy on
Speaker 3: all the social media things, so catch me there and
Speaker 3: make sure you check out my album get and by,
Speaker 3: which you can hear on you know, Apple, iTunes, uh, Spotify,
Speaker 3: wherever you get your comedy.
Speaker 2: People have called you the Queen of the dead pan.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'd agree. Is that weird to be called that? Well?
Speaker 3: I may have called myself that. No, I no, I've
Speaker 3: been I've been told I'm the Queen of the dead pan,
Speaker 3: very like Stephen Wright.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the type of thing.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was watching some of
Speaker 2: your comedy notes. We were really laughing over it.
Speaker 1: Lolling over here on this side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well talking to that twenty one year old in
Speaker 2: the audience that, Yeah, it was a great exchange.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: Check out Liz's comedy. Check it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right, And is there a work of
Speaker 1: media that you've been enjoying, Liz.
Speaker 3: Work of media? This stumped me, but I have been
Speaker 3: enjoying just the last couple of hours. It was Pink's
Speaker 3: birthday and someone on Twitter like posted this weird picture
Speaker 3: of saying she looked like Eddie Izard and it's just
Speaker 3: she's been fight Yeah. Well that's not the point, Jack.
Speaker 3: The point is that she's been given it to people
Speaker 3: on Twitter, and I'm enjoying that today.
Speaker 1: Ah, people like you fuck y'all. Mm hmm yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean that's not a great thing to hear.
Speaker 1: It's not like somebody telling you you're the Queen of
Speaker 1: the Dead Pan to say you look like Eddie Hazard.
Speaker 1: It isn't.
Speaker 3: But I love how she's like fighting back, but in
Speaker 3: a positive way.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and also loves to fly, I think, as
Speaker 1: we talked about, Oh yeah, when she when she does
Speaker 1: that wire stunt across the fucking stadium.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy, it's great.
Speaker 1: Miles. Where can people find you? Follow you? What is
Speaker 1: the working media you've been enjoying? Uh?
Speaker 2: Find me on at Symbols, at Miles of Gray, everywhere
Speaker 2: basically uh and obviously find us on our basketball podcast,
Speaker 2: Miles and Jack Got Mad Boosties. Check me out on
Speaker 2: The Good Thief where we are hunting down the Greek
Speaker 2: robin Hood. All eight episodes are out now, so binge
Speaker 2: that and also four twenty d Fiance if you like
Speaker 2: ninety Day Fiance cover rage you're hunting down the Greek
Speaker 2: robin Hood because you don't like that he's been stealing
Speaker 2: all your line.
Speaker 1: I don't like getting the poor.
Speaker 2: I don't like people that kidnap millionaires don't hurt them
Speaker 2: and they give money away to poor people. I think
Speaker 2: that's weird and it needs to stop.
Speaker 1: So you guys are doing it in one of those
Speaker 1: big BMW or Mercedes Benz trucks that they hunt Jason
Speaker 1: Bourne in.
Speaker 2: That's just hunting him.
Speaker 1: Uh shit, let's see. And the tweet I like is
Speaker 1: from the hype with what is that one too?
Speaker 2: They're four wis in it and it goes it's an
Speaker 2: exchange between Superman and Batman. Superman, can I brow five
Speaker 2: hundred bucks, Batman nothing, Superman nothing, Batman nothing, Superman. Can
Speaker 2: I bat borrow five hundred bat bucks?
Speaker 1: Batman? Yep, yep. You can find me on Twitter at
Speaker 1: Jack Underscore. Obrian tweet I've been enjoying, please be nice
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Speaker 1: bred anyway you can finally just bringing it back to
Speaker 1: my man Jays. Yeah, yeah, love a community. You can
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Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about in today is episode,
Speaker 1: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Myles,
Speaker 1: what song do you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2: A little music I like to call upbeat, like cleaning
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Speaker 2: like a little bit like an uptempo like kind of
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Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, I feel like I'm at
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