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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three or four,

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Speaker 1: episode two of.

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Speaker 2: Dr dy'sy Guyday.

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Speaker 1: Production of iHeartRadio. This is Well. This is a podcast

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Speaker 1: where we take you got New America share consciousness. And

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Speaker 1: it is Wednesday, September thirteenth, twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, thank you for that, honest rational

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Speaker 2: intrust you yell, but it is National Being a Day,

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Speaker 2: National Tape kids saying over the kitchen Day, Positive Thinking, Day,

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Speaker 2: Day Out programmer National bald is beautiful day. Shot all

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Speaker 2: my fellow Balds and Uncle Sam Day.

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Speaker 1: Not sure what that is, but hey, we're here. It's

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Speaker 1: September thirteenth, surf just a day to celebrate Uncle Sam,

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Speaker 1: one of the coolest, the coolest uncle. We have the

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Speaker 1: mythic mythological figures with Santa Claus and Easter Bunny. There

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Speaker 1: is always Uncle Sam. The War one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it like wants you to go to war.

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Speaker 1: I want you to help anyways. My name is Jack

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Speaker 1: O'Brien aka my o zom vacation far away, will come

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Speaker 1: around and toke it over. Okay, so many things that

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Speaker 1: I want from Gray, you know. I like my thighs

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Speaker 1: a little bit plumper. I just want to hear the

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Speaker 1: day Leza. I don't want to lose the day Leza.

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Speaker 1: That is Curtis. The cast were all Casanova. That is Outfield.

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Speaker 1: Your lose your love maybe is what it's called. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I found out about that song like four

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Speaker 1: years ago from a Christianamagucci main Aka, and now it's

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Speaker 1: been in steady rotation.

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Speaker 2: You've never heard that song?

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Speaker 1: I hadn't, like. I guess I probably did when I

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Speaker 1: was a kid, but I didn't really know it. I

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Speaker 1: was like, what is this about?

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Speaker 2: I feel like I was like it was like a

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Speaker 2: main stay on like sort of like EES radio.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I heard it on some boomboxes

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Speaker 1: when I was a child.

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Speaker 2: Boom boxes Okay, some boom boxes okay, yeah right, okay.

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Speaker 1: And I am thrilled, of course, to be joined by

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Speaker 1: my co host, mister Miles Gray Miles Preyk.

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Speaker 2: I've got another confession to make. I'm a.

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Speaker 1: Or are you food and trained to think? This is

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Speaker 1: a lie? We just got not prisist. We're gonna lose.

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Speaker 2: Is my gog getting the best?

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Speaker 1: The best? The best?

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Speaker 2: My best is sex. Shout out to JM you sik

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Speaker 2: One obviously talking about food fighters, but obviously talking about

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Speaker 2: how every smart car is spying on you and selling

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Speaker 2: your information, including your sexual activity, which is a revelation

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Speaker 2: we had not we had not experienced until that article

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Speaker 2: came out, So I still.

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Speaker 1: Don't believe it. But maybe having enough sex in the

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Speaker 1: right places, I know.

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Speaker 2: I think I need a data analyst that tell us

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Speaker 2: what information like data points, they're using to infer sexual activity?

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Speaker 1: Which sex? Did you know? I had my car because

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Speaker 1: my good car, my good car, Miles. We are thrilled

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Speaker 1: to be joined in our third seat by a very

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Speaker 1: funny stand up comedian. This new album get By is

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Speaker 1: that wherever fine comedy albums are sold in extream, it's

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Speaker 1: Liza Hello.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I should have prepared a song for you.

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Speaker 1: Well, you got one, you have a song in your heart,

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Speaker 1: which on the spot right now?

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Speaker 3: I got nothing. I got nothing. I feel like I

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Speaker 3: had to do a parody song. I would have had

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Speaker 2: I always when people always say that, because that's a

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Speaker 2: common response when people see us. Scope absolutely just cumiliate

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Speaker 2: ourselves to the top of the show, is what's your

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Speaker 2: favorite karaoke song? And then maybe we could workshop it

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Speaker 2: from there, because that's a melody you know in your heart.

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Speaker 3: Well, I really haven't found my karaoke so on loves

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Speaker 3: Bang a Gong, which is a good one.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've done get.

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Speaker 3: It, get it on, and then I've done. It's raining, men,

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Speaker 3: but that's a total mistake. It goes on forever.

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Speaker 2: So was it a lot longer than you we suspect?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I think it goes out for like seven minutes,

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Speaker 3: Like it starts out really good, but then whatever, So

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Speaker 3: I stick to like Diamonds in the Stream I think

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Speaker 3: is a good Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's raining. It's Liz Barrett, Yeah, Liz Bearrett. Yeah, oh wow. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The weather goes five minutes twenty five seconds. That song

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Speaker 2: Squocky I told You, I Told You is one of

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Speaker 2: those things like when you do karaoke and like you're like,

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Speaker 2: I love the chorus of this song, so you select

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Speaker 1: Third of I do free Bird and then just like

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Speaker 1: you sing the solo wow, ruining it man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but like the audience loses interest after a while.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's the most fucked up part of like mis selecting

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Speaker 2: a karaoke song is when you just lose the drunk

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Speaker 2: people that are friends, who have been so supportive all

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Speaker 2: the way through, and they're like on their phones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, started lighting up their drunk faces.

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Speaker 3: You start to feel like a real loser.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, not me, never have.

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Speaker 3: I can tell that Jack.

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Speaker 1: Brimming with confidence.

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Speaker 3: You are you are?

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Speaker 1: How where are you coming to us from.

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Speaker 3: New York City.

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Speaker 1: Where we're New York City where we're.

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Speaker 3: Fighting lantern what's those lantern flies?

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Speaker 1: What are they?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the lantern They're like kind of colorful, and then

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Speaker 1: you just like stomp on them.

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Speaker 3: They're pretty. But now so you're supposed to stomp on them.

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Speaker 3: But sometimes they fly, they like hop or fly or something.

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Speaker 3: So now we're supposed to have vinegar bottles with us

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Speaker 1: The fuck.

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Speaker 3: I've got a lot of problems. I can't add that

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, carrying the day. Yeah, they're like, Liz, we

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Speaker 2: need you to carry distilled vinegar in a spray bottle

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Speaker 1: What I'm gonna need from you? Yeah? Why why is

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Speaker 1: that preferable to stomping on them. Wait, like a fucking

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Speaker 1: cruel person is like you really want to like watch

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Speaker 1: them dissolve, you want to see them.

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Speaker 2: I'm not slug, I'm not from New York. I know

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Speaker 2: fuck are you even talking about with like islan, Oh

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Speaker 2: you got to stomp them?

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Speaker 1: What are we talking about?

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Speaker 3: Y you have to kill them because they're an invasive species.

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Speaker 3: And then I think they kill trees. So we're on

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Speaker 1: What does that do?

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Speaker 3: I guess it kills them? Although my I mean, I

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Speaker 1: Well, we're stomping on we're stopping the stomping seems like

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Speaker 1: oh oh, they're just like so the vinegar bottle is

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Speaker 1: just to like get more spread, more death.

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Speaker 3: No, it's supposed to if you can't catch.

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Speaker 1: Them right now, got it all right?

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Speaker 2: Because a wide spread of vinegar, says will kill them instantly,

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Speaker 2: So that sounds humane than getting your whole ship stomped out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I saw somebody stomping a and saying, like

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Speaker 3: a prayer. I'm like, okay, everyone, get yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean they might just think that's some badass ship

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Speaker 1: to do to somebody, like jewels pulp fiction, you know.

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Speaker 1: Five seventeen.

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Speaker 2: But then the lantern leaves because you're doing a long

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, so that's what we're doing out here in

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Speaker 3: the Northeast. But I'm like, I've got a lot of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that worked on other insects because like I've always

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Speaker 1: been in the market for something that you could shoot

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Speaker 1: at a insect, like shoot at a house fly. There

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Speaker 1: are those like salt guns, but those make a mess

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Speaker 1: and I've just never like had one, so I don't.

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Speaker 1: But like you you know what I'm talking about, Like

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Speaker 2: I've definitely used it for like house plants, Like if

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Speaker 2: you have a FIDS and stuff, like you could just

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's like a universal insect.

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Speaker 3: Well, we have a little outdoor area and we had

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going up to w Did you put bang

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Speaker 3: Bang go get it? Did you see? You know what

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Speaker 3: you can get on Amazon though. It's like a racket,

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Speaker 3: a tennis racket, and I got it, the electric thing

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Speaker 2: My favorite thing that I own, My electric tennis racket.

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Speaker 3: Thang I own. Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: I'm absolutely I have two of them for some reason.

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Speaker 1: He comes out with him and says, doubles anyone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's really cheesy, but then you don't want any of hand. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, when you catch one and it makes that

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Speaker 1: loud crack. Are you familiar with those smiles? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean yeah, Like I've been to places that

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Speaker 1: Know I don't I don't own one. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 1: having it's having one of those bug lights, but in

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Speaker 1: the shape of a tennis racket for the listeners who

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Speaker 1: weren't listening the last time I rhapsodized about this. And

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Speaker 1: then you just get to swing it around and like

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Speaker 1: when you hit one, it makes a pop, it makes

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Speaker 1: a loud snap. You know you have done your job

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Speaker 1: to protect your family, and oh man, nothing better. And

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Speaker 1: then it's like stuck to the thing a lot of

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Speaker 1: the time and you just like put it in the toilet.

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Speaker 3: So good, it's so good, and and like you know

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Speaker 3: how you have to get a fly to stay in

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Speaker 3: one spot. And then like this is you have a

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Speaker 3: bigger space you can deal with.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to get thin air.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fantastic.

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Speaker 1: They don't know what the fuck hit them. It's the best.

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Speaker 1: It is the cruelest that I am as a as

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Speaker 1: a human being is like I am just purely focused

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Speaker 1: on destroying that house fly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, I hate a house Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Fuck them fucking house fly. I think we can all agree. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And sometimes it works on mosquitoes. You can't you can

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Speaker 1: only tell that you've caught a mosquito because they're so small.

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Speaker 1: When it makes the little pop but like no, no,

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Speaker 1: no messy clean up. All right, wow, Liz, we're gonna

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Speaker 2: You've never been that you've been such a wild thing.

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Speaker 2: This thing is you've never been that hight, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just like, has this like flashback of you standing

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Speaker 3: I guess always knew I was lying, yeah, right to myself.

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Speaker 2: The origin of the stone, it's because they needed a

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Speaker 2: like they were exporting England was exporting so much raw

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Speaker 3: Well currently, I don't understand this whole obsession with the

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Speaker 2: I had a similar revelation where I was like, I thought,

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Speaker 2: they got fans. Yeah, Jack, you've been keeping up with

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Speaker 4: it's uh no, I actually had to google which one

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Speaker 1: Yeah okay, that's Nick Jonas. That's Nick Jonas. Yeah yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: They're still going strong and then there's like a forgotten.

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Speaker 2: Were you keeping up with the early Jonas brothers career

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, I don't understand why anyone's upset about

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Speaker 1: I saw the headline for that concert, Five Albums one Night.

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Speaker 1: Who who is this going to be? Is it Radiohead?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great five albums one Night, or like

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Speaker 1: is truly a shame the fucking Jonas Brothers got to first.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't. The other thing is I couldn't sing you

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Speaker 3: I was just about to say, what is a like

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Speaker 1: I don't know Jonas Brothers song? Concept concert?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we're not gonna be able to play

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Speaker 1: Oh what is that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? It sounds like something from like a rental car commercial.

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Speaker 1: It's like Ed Sheeran, but like what if you wanted

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Speaker 3: An if you wanted a man Ed Sheeran, That's what

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Speaker 2: Wow, But I had know they've got they've got albums, Jack,

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Speaker 2: Or is it all? The first Jonas Bros. Albums from

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Speaker 1: It's about Time? Yeah, isn't it about time? The two thousand's,

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Speaker 3: I think is underrated? Is the show on Netflix called

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Speaker 3: Is It Cake?

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Speaker 3: Huh have you watched it?

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Speaker 2: I have seen as a Cake, I've seen maybe the

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Speaker 1: I'm like that, shit ain't cake. That ain't cake, And

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Speaker 3: Like the second season is better than the first, I

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: The steaks are so low that it's soothing.

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Speaker 3: and I would highly recommend it for Like, I don't

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Speaker 2: Did the latest season just come out or it's we've

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Speaker 3: There's two seasons, so I don't know which season you watched.

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Speaker 1: I think I think I've only seen I think it's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no spoilers, no spoilers.

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Speaker 2: Ye, don't tell me, Jack, but always Assuman's cake, always Assumans.

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Speaker 3: Cake, Always Assuman's Cake.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a safe bed. This seems to be again,

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Speaker 3: Oh, I think this is all the rage. I think

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Speaker 2: Yes, the the bar for content is so low. We're

442
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Speaker 2: merely saying if people's eyes and brains work?

443
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Speaker 1: And is this water? Yeah, yeah it's water. No it's not.

444
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Speaker 2: There's a bunch of saran wrap. Ah, you idiot, it's

445
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Speaker 2: pist but yeah it's pissed buck. Have you seen School

446
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 2: of Chocolate Liz On That that is that's a reality

447
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 2: show where it's this guy Amari Gi Sean who's like

448
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,679
Speaker 2: the chocolate master, like of making like realistic items from

449
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 2: chocolate that are like it's almost like the show could

450
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Speaker 2: be is it chocolate, but it's all about chocolate sculpting.

451
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Speaker 2: But it's a competition show where like it's not so

452
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Speaker 2: fucking competitive that you get stressed out, Like if the

453
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Speaker 2: person does like like the worst person in one challenge

454
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Speaker 2: gets pulled aside by like the Chocolate Master for like

455
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Speaker 2: one on one instruction, and it's not like, oh, you suck,

456
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Speaker 2: get out of here. It's like, hey, like let me

457
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Speaker 2: help you a little bit so we can work on

458
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Speaker 2: this in the next round. And you're like, wow, this

459
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Speaker 2: is really kind and like uplifting. So yeah, that's another

460
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Speaker 2: one that feels very low Steaks but positive without being like.

461
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Speaker 1: I'll lose my house if I don't win Chocolate Master,

462
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Speaker 1: you know.

463
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

464
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Speaker 3: I love the the baking shows where like you win

465
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Speaker 3: a platter or you win some flowers, and it's like

466
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 3: in America would always be like, you know, oh, I'm

467
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Speaker 3: winning one hundred thousand dollars, I'm going to shive everybody

468
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Speaker 3: right right exactly.

469
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Speaker 2: It's because I will not let this money slip through

470
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Speaker 2: my hands and I will debase myself in front of

471
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Speaker 2: my children when they watch this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. So I like low low what did you

473
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Speaker 3: call it? Low Steaks kind of nice shows. I think

474
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Speaker 3: they're underrated.

475
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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, yeah, nailed. It is another like fun low

476
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Speaker 1: Steaks that yeah, kids seem to really respond to.

477
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what are you saying I'm a child.

478
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Speaker 1: Jack, Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, No, you're not a child.

479
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Speaker 1: You have the mind of a child.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Imagine, as my man JC says, is what we should

482
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Speaker 1: all be striving for. Ju Raised Christ, thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: So ye Jesus Christ.

484
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Speaker 1: That's right, that's Jesus Christ. I don't know if you

485
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Speaker 1: know what this podcast is all about, but it's about

486
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: spreading the good news with a lot of swear. Yeah.

487
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Speaker 1: This is actually the longest we've gotten into an episode

488
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Speaker 1: without me talking to the guest about my man JAC

489
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Speaker 1: and some of the cool things he has to say.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. Yeah, and we'll

491
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Speaker 1: be right back to talk about some news. We'll be

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Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. And Kevin McCarthy, that's right.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't sound right. We're sure that's right. That's his name,

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Speaker 1: Kevin McCarthy. Alright, let's go with that. Kevin McCarthy has

495
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Speaker 1: announced that the House will open a formal impeachment inquiry

496
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Speaker 1: into President Joe Biden, despite the fact that they're hearings

497
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Speaker 1: and investigations haven't really turned up any evidence against him directly.

498
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go take a nap. Yeah, it makes me tired. Well,

499
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Speaker 1: we kept talking about how they would do things.

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Speaker 2: They're like, we got a whistle blower, okay, but they're

501
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 2: too scared to testify. And then people like, is there

502
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Speaker 2: a whistleblar They're like, I don't, honestly, I'm not even sure.

503
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Speaker 2: Whistle before you're like, what are you doing actually with

504
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 2: the fine whistle? Yeah, I mean I know somebody who

505
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Speaker 2: was willing to say some bad stuff about Joe Byron,

506
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Speaker 2: but other than that, I don't know. And like he's

507
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Speaker 2: also doing it without taking a House vote, which before

508
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Speaker 2: he was like I'll take a House vote and we'll

509
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Speaker 2: see what happens. You know, the polling in a lot

510
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Speaker 2: of battleground states has says most people are like, you know,

511
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Speaker 2: fifty six percent, like an impeachment would be just a stunt,

512
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Speaker 2: like a partisan political stunt, Like no one's like looking

513
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Speaker 2: for this. But I think the other big thing about

514
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Speaker 2: this is he doesn't even have the support of his

515
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Speaker 2: own party. It's like a lot of Republicans are even

516
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Speaker 2: worried about how like the whole hack of it all

517
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Speaker 2: is gonna look, and especially when their logic is we

518
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Speaker 2: need to open an impeachment inquiry. So we can find

519
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Speaker 2: out more stuff and then we'll be able to uncover

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Speaker 2: something to impeach him for, rather than we have evidence

521
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Speaker 2: that we need to pursue that is leading us here.

522
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Speaker 2: They're like, I don't know, man, we just need to go. Fine,

523
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Speaker 2: we're going fishing, baby, but we're doing it with subpoena power,

524
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Speaker 2: and they aren't starting with real evidence. And even the

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Speaker 2: head of the Oversight Committee he even admitted that every

526
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Speaker 2: subpoena he has issued that like to banks or other

527
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Speaker 2: government agencies, they've they've cooperated one hundred percent given the information.

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Speaker 2: And then he's like, yeah, I don't know. It's just

529
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Speaker 2: like I've been denied access to anything. I still can't find.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm out of moves here, man, And man,

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Speaker 1: you know the term hoover flags. Your pockets are inside out.

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Speaker 1: That's us man. They've got nothing. That's amazing. It seems

533
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Speaker 1: to be based on the logic that they like, well,

534
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Speaker 1: the last time they did an impeachment thing, they found stuff,

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Speaker 1: so there's probably stuff here. It's like, yeah, well they

536
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Speaker 1: found stuff because like they did an investigation and there

537
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: was like a lot of shit there. There was a

538
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Speaker 1: lot of smoke and fire and the time before that,

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Speaker 1: Like you know, I guess maybe maybe they're hoping for

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Speaker 1: like a Clintonian situation where it's just like embarrassing. They

541
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: dragged some shit out that's like embarrassing and like create stuff,

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Speaker 1: like find stuff as they're looking. Isn't that kind of

543
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Speaker 1: what happened with Clinton? Like it wasn't about Lewinsky, it

544
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Speaker 1: was about something some some other shit. I don't know,

545
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Speaker 1: I'm a political expert.

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Speaker 3: I think it was because he lied to Conger, like

547
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Speaker 3: lied to des or something, but it was really about

548
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Speaker 3: Monica ultimately. But the thing is, like, I don't know,

549
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Speaker 3: it's like we listened to the crazies now. Like growing up,

550
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 3: my mother was always like, don't listen to that person

551
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Speaker 3: crazy here, And now it's like, oh they're crazy, let's

552
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Speaker 3: let's pacify them.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, I mean, there's just like a massive will

554
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 2: to try and be like, well, you impeach Trump, so

555
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Speaker 2: we're gonna get you for what We'll figure it out,

556
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 2: figure it out. Yeah, but we're gonna do it because

557
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 2: he's gonna get mad if we don't. And then I

558
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 2: don't know how to stand up to him. So we're

559
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 2: caught in this fucking spiral till November, so we'll see

560
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Speaker 2: where it ends up. But yeah, it's just like there's

561
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Speaker 2: there's just starting off with nothing and asking for more

562
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Speaker 2: power to just manufacture something.

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Speaker 1: And I'm yeah, but and I'm here for it, and

564
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Speaker 1: I'm hopcorn eating me. I am ready spill the tea

565
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Speaker 1: here of public Yama yama this shit. Yeah, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Like the whole thing makes me tired because it's like

567
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: it feels pointless. But also like there's there is a

568
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Speaker 1: lot at steak with Biden's reputation and he seems really fragile.

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Speaker 1: It like, does it feel like there's been more people

570
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Speaker 1: being like he seems old like in the in the

571
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Speaker 1: mainstream mediately or am I making that up?

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Speaker 3: I think that it's just a tactic because the ill

573
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Speaker 3: election is coming up, so now like he's super old.

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Speaker 3: That's in my opinion. And I also think like the

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Speaker 3: whole Hunter Biden stuff, like every family can knows has

576
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Speaker 3: a family member who's messed up. Yeah I don't think

577
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Speaker 3: that like most Americans are like, oh, he has a

578
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Speaker 3: son who's a mess like we all have somebody.

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Speaker 1: And he still loves him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what it appeals to like this like minority of

581
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Speaker 2: like men who are like I don't love my kid

582
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Speaker 2: because he's a screw up, but yeah, I mean there

583
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Speaker 2: is like you know, I feel like since the earlier

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Speaker 2: this year, it's like about once or twice a month,

585
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Speaker 2: you're gonna see some version of who could replace Joe Biden?

586
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Speaker 2: Like and it's even written by like like democratic out

587
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Speaker 2: like you know, like left leaning outlets where you're trying

588
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Speaker 2: it because I think there is the thing where I'm

589
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Speaker 2: sure the DNC looks at the polling and a lot

590
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Speaker 2: of Democrats are like, I mean Biden, Like that's like

591
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Speaker 2: the energy of a lot of Democratic voters are like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know, that gotta be him, And I think

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Speaker 2: now they're kind of like, ah shit, like is are

594
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Speaker 2: we fucking up by like by just like riding with

595
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Speaker 2: this guy to the end. But I don't know, I

596
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 2: mean like it it's one of those things where despite

597
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Speaker 2: I think a lot of Democrats may be saying I

598
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Speaker 2: wouldn't vote for him.

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Speaker 1: It's like this thing where when push comes to shove,

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Speaker 1: they're like fuck it and like I would literally vote

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Speaker 1: for him if he was dead, Like yeah, I don't care,

602
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: Like I just don't want the fucking fascist in office,

603
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like truly if they if if that happened, Like, yeah,

604
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Speaker 1: well I'd vote for him if he was dead, and

605
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Speaker 1: I vote for like a three D projection of him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally tunafish sandwich. I mean, I don't care.

607
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, subway tuna, Yeah, but for subway right in candidate

608
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Speaker 2: our new president subway tuna.

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Speaker 1: Somehow. To the point about like there being a push

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Speaker 1: from various sides to uh make it seem like he's

611
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: aging rapidly as the election approaches, there was that Hawaii

612
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Speaker 1: story where I'm sure that this isn't the only time

613
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Speaker 1: that people have been reporting shit like this, but there's

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Speaker 1: the thing where people were like Biden fell asleep on

615
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Speaker 1: stage and that was actually like officially debunked because like

616
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Speaker 1: the footage that they used to spread that story was

617
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Speaker 1: like a close up of footage that was I guess

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Speaker 1: they like blurred it intentionally, and when you looked at

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Speaker 1: the high definition footage of the exact same moment, he's

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Speaker 1: like got his eyes open and he's like blinking and

621
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Speaker 1: just like kind of has his head down, he's like nodding.

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Speaker 1: So it's that there's definitely a push happening to I

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00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: personally like, don't think he's the best possible candidate. We

624
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: are in the situation that we're in. Like that, there's

625
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Speaker 1: this The Hill article that was like the five Democratic alternatives,

626
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Speaker 1: and it's just fucking Kamala Harris, Vice President Kamala Harris,

627
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: California Governor Gavin Newsom. Those seem to be the only

628
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Speaker 1: ones that I hear being taken seriously because she is

629
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Speaker 1: will be the president if he dies, and he looks

630
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Speaker 1: like a president in a movie, I think, is that right?

631
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Speaker 1: The main thing with his slick back hair, that real

632
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Speaker 1: nice real, that's let us slick back, real nice pie. Bodajudge,

633
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: who lost the election last time and has done like

634
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Speaker 1: has not done anything good since then, you know, right,

635
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: except for like excuse the bad behavior of airlines. Yeah,

636
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: he's like had a bad few years since, not being

637
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: able to beat Joe Biden in the election. Like that.

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00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 2: That feels like the case with a lot of these

639
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 2: right like that Harris like was like lost the election

640
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 2: to a great primary and has not had a good.

641
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: Run since then. Same with Buddha Judge. So the only

642
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: ones that are like new untested are Newsome, Michigan Governor

643
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Speaker 1: Gretcham Whitmer and AOC they have on here because she

644
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: would be old enough in twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 3: I think Whitmeyer is probably your best bet there. I've

646
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 3: heard good stuff about her.

647
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Speaker 2: The most different, like kind of Cameyon, a lot of

648
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Speaker 2: like yeah, a lot of Democrats like have been sharing

649
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Speaker 2: a lot of the stuff that she's been doing in Michigan.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's just.

651
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Speaker 2: I think the thing is that the DNC they're kind

652
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 2: of processing this information in like a weird way because

653
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Speaker 2: what the I think the polls, what they're not articulating,

654
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 2: is that people want a different type of Canada. Like

655
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Speaker 2: all of these come out of the same sort of

656
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 2: like ice tray of candadate. It's just in different shapes.

657
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 2: But we're looking for a lot of people like are

658
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 2: seeking something different where someone is speaking to what is

659
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: happening to people in a way that actually seems authentic

660
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 2: and believable because all these people are just super polished

661
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 2: like political operatives. They're not like the kind of people

662
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 2: who like can like light up a room and like

663
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 2: make every person feel like they're seen and heard and

664
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 2: like in a way that like you know, Donald Trump

665
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 2: completely abandoned like normal political speak and people are.

666
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: Like, WHOA, that's different. Yeah, not to say that that's better.

667
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 1: I feel like, has that a little bit something?

668
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, she does, she does, but I have a

669
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 2: few I mean, I can't imagine the establishment.

670
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: Circling around her. Yeah.

671
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 2: So they would tear her to shreds.

672
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I just New York Times. Yeah.

673
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 2: The second she'd be like, I don't I think we

674
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 2: need to end qualify immunity for the police, They're like, well,

675
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 2: they're going to all your union fucking endorsements.

676
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like and that's all.

677
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 2: It's like a fucking balancing act of how to keep

678
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 2: certain people in, you know, your coalition, but also trying

679
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: to present something that's a little bit forward thinking. And

680
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 2: that's just I think an impossible feat for them right now.

681
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. I view it as like two separate things. There's

682
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 1: like the you know, what I think is good for

683
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: the country and what I think like the country, like

684
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: what ideas the country should be moving towards. And then

685
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: there's the like sporting event of keeping the Nazis out

686
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: of office that is this one and so on that one.

687
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't know, it's whitmer. How's Whitmer's arm.

688
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: She left you, she like keep you off balanced? Like

689
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 1: are what are you looking at here? Like how are

690
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: what are the saber metrics people say about her? Right?

691
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: So from that, like, that's kind of how I'm going

692
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: into this election is I'm just like fuck it, you know,

693
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: let's but yeah, the whole thing makes me.

694
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we're in dire need of something really remarkably

695
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 2: different and revolutionary. But yees, all of these my fall flat.

696
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 3: I mean I sort of feel like, you know, there's

697
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 3: perfect and then there's what we have to deal with.

698
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 3: And I think Biden's what we have to deal with

699
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 3: right now. And it's like when you're fighting like real evil,

700
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 3: you have to suck it up and do what's the

701
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 3: best alternative at the time to fight that evil.

702
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,280
Speaker 1: Why is he got to be so old though.

703
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 3: He can't help it.

704
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: He's grown to.

705
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,439
Speaker 2: Be because he was born eighty years ago.

706
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: Yes, that's why.

707
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 2: Because his parents had sex eighty years ago.

708
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: That's all. And that's the only reason.

709
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 2: Why I like thinking about Joe Biden's parents. The Great Depression,

710
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 2: Oh god. But yeah, I mean, like Newsom has said

711
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 2: that he wouldn't run against Kamala and but I think

712
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 2: he's just being diplomatic because they've always kind of been

713
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 2: in this competition, Like they entered the political scene at

714
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 2: the same time, with him becoming San Francisco's youngest mayor

715
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,919
Speaker 2: and her becoming San Francisco's DA in the state's first

716
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,439
Speaker 2: black district attorney in two thousand and five, and they've

717
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 2: always kind of helped each other. But then there's also

718
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 2: like when Barbara Boxer retired and that seat opened up,

719
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 2: Gavin Newsom wanted that Senate seat too, but deferred to

720
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 2: Kamala and then ran for governor. So I think part

721
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 2: of him, despite what he says, has always been keeping

722
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 2: an eye on the national stage. That's why he keeps fucking,

723
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 2: you know, trying to debate Ron DeSantis. So yeah, don't

724
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 2: I don't counter.

725
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: Unless you want me to, and this you want me does.

726
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, literally one person asks me to yeah, like

727
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: I've been called Yeah, he's doing the thing of like

728
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: reluctant guy where he's like, no, man, I've told all

729
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: the donors. We're getting behind Joe, Like it just is

730
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: what it is, folks. We're moving on.

731
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 2: It's like I wouldn't run against Kamala and then all

732
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 2: it's gonna take is like the slight, you know, vibe

733
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 2: shift And he's like, yeah, I mean I should have

734
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: been president of this whole time.

735
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you know, I run the what.

736
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 2: Is it like, the fifth largest economy basically of California

737
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 2: was true boy energy where he's like, I couldn't. I

738
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 2: really shouldn't, but I couldn't unless you want me to. Yeah,

739
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 2: oh totally, do you really want me to? I shouldn't

740
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 2: though we really shouldn't. Really, I'm married, we really shouldn't.

741
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 2: But okay, all.

742
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 1: Right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back

743
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: and talk about some things that aren't politics. We'll be

744
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. And not everybody was as

745
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: sensitive and thoughtful and careful in their nine to eleven

746
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: coverage as Miles than I were in our Monday Morning episode.

747
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,959
Speaker 1: For instance, I feel like no one will ever beat

748
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: the mattress store ad in which two guys crash into

749
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: twin towers made of mattresses. What I didn't see that? Yeah,

750
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: it got taken down really quickly, but it was just

751
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: a standard local mattress ad except they were like nine

752
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 1: to eleven sail. What better way to remember nine to

753
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: eleven than with a twin towers sail.

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00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 2: Oh oh wait have I Oh they tried to make

755
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 2: it private, but you know, the internet never forgets.

756
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: Have you seen it, Liz, I have not seen it. Okay,

757
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: let me let me pull this clip up.

758
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 2: That's a poor taste doesn't begin to describe this ad

759
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 2: from a local mattress retailer.

760
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 1: Oh fuck you, Chris Cuomo.

761
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 3: A twin tower sale right now. You can get any

762
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 3: size mattress for a twin price. Slight self all day long.

763
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 2: We'll never forget.

764
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, wow.

765
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 2: Wow.

766
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 3: It's like who approves this? Like who? I mean, everything

767
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 3: has to go through so many people, and no one said,

768
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,959
Speaker 3: you know, you shouldn't be doing this.

769
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: Real Like that feels like a leaked like work training

770
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: video or something like it does. It doesn't feel like

771
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: an actual ad that ran and I don't know, maybe

772
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: maybe it is.

773
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 2: I mean, it is like a little fishy think of

774
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,439
Speaker 2: the wildest ship you've seen on your local cable station though,

775
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like there's some like you know,

776
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 2: we used to have Crazy Gideon, you know, like the

777
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 2: ads were just unhinged.

778
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: Like it's like gang if you live in Texas and

779
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 1: you saw this ship. Please let us know. I want

780
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to just like no, what

781
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,919
Speaker 1: it's it's an amazing like the performances. Yeah, they really

782
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 1: lean into it. They put their whole back into this thing.

783
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: Being literally a nine to eleven joke.

784
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I think when you're given that script you

785
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 3: really have to sell it. You're like, all right, well

786
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 3: this is what I was hired to do. I'm gonna

787
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 3: throw myself into this because this is weird. You ever

788
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 3: see the kmart ad that was like I ship my pants,

789
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 3: So it's all these like I ship you know, and

790
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 3: it's really funny. Actually, but I don't think it ever ran.

791
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 3: But that's funny. But yeah, I digressed.

792
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: But that's like a nine eleven. Just the facial expressions

793
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:39,399
Speaker 1: are really like impressive. So anyways, draft DraftKings through their

794
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: hat in the ring. They're through their crown in the ring.

795
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: Draft Kings, DraftKings are my king. They through their crown

796
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 1: in the Ring. By unveiling a parlay on Monday called

797
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: Never Forget, where you could bet on all three New

798
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: York teams to win too, you know, both in order

799
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: to honor the victims of nine to eleven, while also

800
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 1: basically just handing your money to DraftKings, since the New

801
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: York Mets are not very good. The New York Jets

802
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: also not very good. Yeah, I don't know. It immediately

803
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: got a lot of.

804
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it was just cheap comf like just

805
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 2: you know, scandal marketing, right. They just wanted to get outraged,

806
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 2: like calling it like they knew, they knew what was

807
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 2: going to happen. And again they're like their apology is like, yeah, dude,

808
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 2: we already had it pre written because we knew that

809
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 2: there would be light backlash. We sincerely apologized for the

810
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 2: featured parlay that was shared briefly in commemoration of nine

811
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 2: to eleven in commemoration.

812
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: Was stuck with it. It was shared briefly in commemoration

813
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 1: of nine to eleven. We were honoring nine to eleven victims.

814
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: By the way, I.

815
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 2: Love the word parlay, Like uses that word, well, yeah,

816
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 2: when you're betting multiple teams gamblers.

817
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a real big gambling term.

818
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 2: I think I wonder too, if their whole thing is

819
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 2: like they're like, it's twenty two years yeah, yeah, like

820
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 2: it's it's all bets are off now, all bets are

821
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 2: off like and I think it's the every year there's

822
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 2: like some company testing America's collective like like gut about

823
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: like nine to eleven jokes like are you ready?

824
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: I st I never forget it inappropriate times, Like.

825
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think we've been saying that since

826
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 2: nine to eleven, you know, as I guess said.

827
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: And maybe it's not funny. Maybe DraftKings has taught us

828
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: all a lesson, you.

829
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 2: Know, Yeah, but yeah, that's it. It felt pretty transparently cynical,

830
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 2: like in terms of like it didn't even make sense

831
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 2: as a bet, Like it doesn't. It's just the kind

832
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 2: of thing where people are gonna screen cap it and

833
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 2: then be like what the fuck is going on Draft

834
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 2: Kings and like, hey, people talking about Draft Kings again.

835
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 2: We sincerely apologize for the future parlay that was share.

836
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: It's like there's like product details in the apology, like

837
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: featured parlay features with In commemoration of nine to eleven,

838
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: we respect the significance of this day for our country

839
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: and especially for the families of those who were directly affected.

840
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 1: Damn man, that's fucked up. Until then call them out

841
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 1: in your thing while also drawing attention to your amazing

842
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: car List. I mean the stock price is down right now?

843
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: Oh is it draft can Yeah? Damn.

844
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: They may have fucked around and found out that a

845
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 2: lot of people who buy gambling stock are also they

846
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 2: don't fuck around with nine to eleven.

847
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: Joe, Yeah, nine eleven kind of a big deal on

848
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: Wall Street for some reason.

849
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 3: I still feel like we're all at a we none

850
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,720
Speaker 3: of us want to say it, but we're slowing down

851
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 3: with one like the nine to eleven. You know, I

852
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 3: saw something about making it a holiday, which is perfectly great.

853
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 3: I'm not against it, you know, but I feel like

854
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 3: as a country, we're a little like must we have

855
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,959
Speaker 3: so much nine eleve?

856
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: Yeah?

857
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 2: Well yeah, because it's always like, remember the tragedy that

858
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 2: happened that day, but don't remember the tragedies that the

859
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 2: US inflicted upon the people that were radicalized to want

860
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,240
Speaker 2: to attack the United States in the first places.

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00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: Like you just don't worry about that.

862
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, a bunch of kids died in Iraq okay

863
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 2: when the Clintons were in office, but.

864
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: And remember this since then too.

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00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean like think about like it's all

866
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 2: just like that's again why it's I think that's the reinforcement.

867
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 2: It's like, remember that scary part, don't think about anything

868
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: else that had to do with it, and you know,

869
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 2: let's move on and Jack can continue to have.

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00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: To explain it to his kids. Moving along. Nothing to

871
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: see here. Well, in better news, y Gatorade has unveiled

872
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 1: new hydration technology nine to eleven AID nine eleven AID.

873
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: It is called water Gatorade water fuck off. Yeah, it's

874
00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 1: fucking water, but in a Gatorade bottle. Well, what's different Jack?

875
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: It can't just be water because I know the functional

876
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: water bro oh AlCH line water that's gone through a

877
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: seventh step enhanced filtration process. Okay, okay, go on. According

878
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: to the president of GATERID, they wanted to give customers

879
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: some perceived health benefits his words, his word, perceived health benefits.

880
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: That's wild the fuck. Yeah, yeah, it's a perceived those

881
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: are perceived benefits. Gary is I think one of the

882
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: best examples. We did an episode Liz not too long

883
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 1: ago about placebos. Oh, I guess and Miles you were

884
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: out that week. Yeah, And like how the color of

885
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: a pill can really affect like how impactful it is,

886
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to like if it's something that

887
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:51,919
Speaker 1: is trying to like calm you down. It works way

888
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: better when it's blue, Like a sleeping pill or an

889
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: anti anxiety pill works better when it's blue. And if

890
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: it's something that's supposed to like pep you up, like

891
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: a day quill or maybe like it works better when

892
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: it's in a warm color. But like, so they've done

893
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: studies gatorade. People who drink gatorade are more well hydrated

894
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 1: than people who drink water. And the reason for that

895
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: is because gatorade tastes fucking awesome, and so everybody just

896
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: drinks way more of it. And it also looks cool,

897
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: like it looks like cartoon refreshment, like it like the

898
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: water is the color of or like the gatorade is

899
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: the color of like a cartoon glacier. Yeah, and it

900
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: tastes amazing, So yeah, of course, like it makes it

901
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 1: so like for him to come out and be like that,

902
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 1: we want to pass along some perceived health benefits, like

903
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: they know what game they're in, you know.

904
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm always freaked out by like

905
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess none of the color is actually

906
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 5: like orange yellow, but then when they get in the

907
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 5: frosty blue, I'm like that doesn't look right.

908
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 3: There's something about.

909
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: It that weirds me out because it's the same color

910
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: as the water at Adventure Golf, like yeah, or like barbicide, yes,

911
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:15,879
Speaker 1: and barbide, just barbicide. You'd still drink it. I drink dude.

912
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 2: If they make gatorade like window washing fluid wind decks, yeah,

913
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 2: between Gatorade and I'm found in that ship. I don't

914
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 2: care because again, their marketing is also fantastic in that

915
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 2: they made you think that if you drink Gatorade, you're

916
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 2: actually Michael Jordan or you're any athlete who's gonna like

917
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 2: and I remember those black and white commercials or people

918
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 2: had like radioactive sweat, like the color of their sweat

919
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 2: was like Gatorade, And then it's like is it in you?

920
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 2: And it's like, shit, dude, I don't know. Man, I'm

921
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 2: fucking twelve and I'm like riding a bicycle, but I

922
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 2: think I need to drink lemon ice like fucking eight

923
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 2: times a day or I'll die.

924
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 3: My nieces and nephews were super into it for a

925
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 3: long time, but Gatorade, I'm like, you're not Derek Jeter.

926
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 2: Right, But that's the they combined a perception with it,

927
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 2: and I'm now perceived Derek.

928
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,439
Speaker 1: Like, they don't lie in the ads, like the like Mike,

929
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: if I could be like Mike, they like that song opens.

930
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm going to be like Michael Jordan.

931
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: It's like sometimes I dream that I could be like that.

932
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 1: It's like they're like, no, you dumb, dumb, We're just

933
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: giving you a fantasy. We're selling you a fantasy that

934
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: this ship works. We're trying to pass along some perceived

935
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 1: health benefits. That's all that term is fucking evil? Man.

936
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 1: Can you can pretend you're Michael Jordan you're not actually him,

937
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: your little fucking idiots. That's yazzing that they've just been

938
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 1: like evil out in the open like or not, just

939
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: like honest that they're lying honest about their dishonesty.

940
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 2: Well, they're like, well, these have electrolytes in them, and

941
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 2: you're like, you mean like salts.

942
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they invented the term electrolyts, or I mean

943
00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: they didn't.

944
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 2: Brand did like salt as electrolytes, which again is quote

945
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 2: the scientific term for molecules that produce ions when dissolved

946
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 2: in water pretty easy.

947
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: But they're like eat electrolytes man, it was called salt

948
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 1: water before. But then people were like that the marketing

949
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 1: genius is at Gatorade. And I'm not saying that sarcastically.

950
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: They truly are geniuses. Were like, what's a scientific word

951
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: for this? And yeah, they change it to electrolytes. So

952
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: it does like that term when used with regards to

953
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:33,439
Speaker 1: like things that people drink that comes from Gatorade. Right.

954
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: The thing they're entering here that is bullshit is the

955
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: alkaline thing. Like, right, there's been a like whole thing

956
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: with like whether you know, eating an alkaline diet has

957
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 1: been shown to like help your help regulate the pH

958
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 1: levels in your body and like lead to better health.

959
00:50:55,560 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: That's like a long standing bullshit health claim that like

960
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: eating according to pH only really changes the pH of

961
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: your urine.

962
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm testing, Jack, to see what my

963
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 2: body's saying, because I'm going to drink.

964
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: It to offset the what the vaccine did to me.

965
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: But the yeah, studies of alkaline diets say they're bullshit,

966
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: and they actually date back to the nineteen thirties when

967
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:27,919
Speaker 1: Biden was conceived. Yeah, and one of like that there

968
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 1: were a bunch of diet fads that offered the illusion

969
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 1: of control over one circumstances during the Great Depression, and

970
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: alkaline diets were like one of the one of the

971
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: big ones back then, So makes sense that again, like

972
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: evil marketing geniuses are like, all right, so we've.

973
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 2: Got to we've got a depression happening right now, but.

974
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: Nobody's calling it that, So we can just like whale

975
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 1: on these people with like old Great Depression marketing tactics

976
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,720
Speaker 1: like literal snake of it. By the way, the David's

977
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: Bade show. I think it's called snake oil, but oh,

978
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: it came back to you. Yeah, it's uh, it's probably

979
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 1: the same reason it's becoming popular now as people want

980
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: the illusion of control over one's circumstances. Yeah, I'm surprised

981
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: that's not a direct quote from the president of Garride.

982
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 3: I'm always I'm always a sucker though, Like if I

983
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 3: see something like it helps your electrolyts, it's you know,

984
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 3: smart water whatever, I am a sucker for it. But

985
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,240
Speaker 3: ultimately you know that it's it's ridiculously.

986
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 1: I'm drinking water.

987
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but but it's it's it's one of those things

988
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 2: where you know, like even Gatorade they like convince people.

989
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,760
Speaker 2: They're like, if you exercise, you're gonna be so fucking

990
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 2: dehydrated that you have to drink gatorade or.

991
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: You'll fe're fucking up. Yeah, And I'm like, I know,

992
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: I know, I know.

993
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 2: When even like like like physical fitness experts are looking

994
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 2: at like your metabolism and shit, they're like, uh, you

995
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 2: wouldn't need anything like this unless you're doing like exercise

996
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 2: it's like over ninety minutes straight.

997
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if you're running a marathon, Gatorade is an

998
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 1: effective like tool to have on hand if you are

999
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: practice of ex college football, Yeah, doing two a days

1000
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: in the hot summer. Yeah, in Florida, which is where

1001
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 1: it was invented. Otherwise you don't need it, but makes

1002
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: us feel better? Does it's gator Aid? Yeah? People who

1003
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: didn't know, Yeah, yeah, I was invented by like the

1004
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: University of Florida, like team doctor and he was like,

1005
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, I put a bunch of salt water

1006
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: and flavor sugar together.

1007
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 3: Yeah really I never knew that.

1008
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's what it's called Gatorade. And then it

1009
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: was sold to a canned goods company because then just

1010
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: went on.

1011
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 2: They're like let's invent our own sports science fucking laboratory

1012
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 2: to help pad all of our claims of perceived health benefits.

1013
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Florida is magical. It's a magical place. All good

1014
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 3: things come from.

1015
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: It, folks. We've been saying it, folks. Yeah, one of

1016
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: the greats, one of the love. But it is interesting because,

1017
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 1: like Gatorade, in order to get people to like believe

1018
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: that they need a Gatorade, they've had to be claiming

1019
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:13,879
Speaker 1: that water sucks, right, Like water is bullshit. You don't

1020
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 1: want to drink water. What do you want to drink

1021
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,399
Speaker 1: water for? That's not gonna quench your thirst. You need

1022
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: gatorade full. And now they're now they've come crawling back.

1023
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: They got gatorade. Water. It is like electrolytes, Like, like

1024
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: drinking just a ship ton of electrolytes does seem to

1025
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: be a fat Like I'm seeing that more and more

1026
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:40,439
Speaker 1: in LA right now. Oh, just like electrolyte claims. Oh well,

1027
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: like I was like on a call with a agent

1028
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: and they were like pounding electrolytes. They're like, oh, you

1029
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 1: got to get those electrolytes, man. These ones are like

1030
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 1: the top tier electrolytes. And like all my clients swear

1031
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: by them. What do they do? They do they light

1032
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: your electros? Man? You need man?

1033
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:06,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, It's kind of like bone broth.

1034
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: Bone broth, yeah yeah.

1035
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 3: Which I was like, well, it's something for like supermodels

1036
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 3: to drink. I mean, it's just broth. It's just like ridiculous.

1037
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: What you say, I said, But it's bones, it's.

1038
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 3: Bones, bones, Yeah, it's bones.

1039
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,919
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, Liz, it's truly been such a pleasure having

1040
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 1: you on the daily zeitgeist. Where can people find you?

1041
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: Follow you, hear you all that good stuff?

1042
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 3: Well thanks for having me. I met Liz Comedy on

1043
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 3: all the social media things, so catch me there and

1044
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 3: make sure you check out my album get and by,

1045
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 3: which you can hear on you know, Apple, iTunes, uh, Spotify,

1046
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:48,280
Speaker 3: wherever you get your comedy.

1047
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 2: People have called you the Queen of the dead pan.

1048
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 1: Yes, I'd agree. Is that weird to be called that? Well?

1049
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 3: I may have called myself that. No, I no, I've

1050
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 3: been I've been told I'm the Queen of the dead pan,

1051
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 3: very like Stephen Wright.

1052
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, the type of thing.

1053
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was watching some of

1054
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 2: your comedy notes. We were really laughing over it.

1055
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 1: Lolling over here on this side.

1056
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, well talking to that twenty one year old in

1057
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 2: the audience that, Yeah, it was a great exchange.

1058
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:25,240
Speaker 1: Guys.

1059
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 2: Check out Liz's comedy. Check it out.

1060
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right, And is there a work of

1061
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 1: media that you've been enjoying, Liz.

1062
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 3: Work of media? This stumped me, but I have been

1063
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 3: enjoying just the last couple of hours. It was Pink's

1064
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:43,240
Speaker 3: birthday and someone on Twitter like posted this weird picture

1065
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 3: of saying she looked like Eddie Izard and it's just

1066
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:52,919
Speaker 3: she's been fight Yeah. Well that's not the point, Jack.

1067
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:56,720
Speaker 3: The point is that she's been given it to people

1068
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 3: on Twitter, and I'm enjoying that today.

1069
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: Ah, people like you fuck y'all. Mm hmm yeah yeah.

1070
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 2: I mean that's not a great thing to hear.

1071
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: It's not like somebody telling you you're the Queen of

1072
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: the Dead Pan to say you look like Eddie Hazard.

1073
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: It isn't.

1074
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 3: But I love how she's like fighting back, but in

1075
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:14,479
Speaker 3: a positive way.

1076
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and also loves to fly, I think, as

1077
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: we talked about, Oh yeah, when she when she does

1078
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: that wire stunt across the fucking stadium.

1079
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy, it's great.

1080
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: Miles. Where can people find you? Follow you? What is

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Speaker 1: the working media you've been enjoying? Uh?

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Speaker 2: Find me on at Symbols, at Miles of Gray, everywhere

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Speaker 2: basically uh and obviously find us on our basketball podcast,

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Speaker 2: Miles and Jack Got Mad Boosties. Check me out on

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Speaker 2: The Good Thief where we are hunting down the Greek

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Speaker 2: robin Hood. All eight episodes are out now, so binge

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Speaker 2: that and also four twenty d Fiance if you like

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Speaker 2: ninety Day Fiance cover rage you're hunting down the Greek

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Speaker 2: robin Hood because you don't like that he's been stealing

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Speaker 2: all your line.

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Speaker 1: I don't like getting the poor.

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Speaker 2: I don't like people that kidnap millionaires don't hurt them

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Speaker 2: and they give money away to poor people. I think

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Speaker 2: that's weird and it needs to stop.

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Speaker 1: So you guys are doing it in one of those

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Speaker 1: big BMW or Mercedes Benz trucks that they hunt Jason

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Speaker 1: Bourne in.

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Speaker 2: That's just hunting him.

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Speaker 1: Uh shit, let's see. And the tweet I like is

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Speaker 1: from the hype with what is that one too?

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Speaker 2: They're four wis in it and it goes it's an

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Speaker 2: exchange between Superman and Batman. Superman, can I brow five

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Speaker 2: hundred bucks, Batman nothing, Superman nothing, Batman nothing, Superman. Can

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Speaker 2: I bat borrow five hundred bat bucks?

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Speaker 1: Batman? Yep, yep. You can find me on Twitter at

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Speaker 1: Jack Underscore. Obrian tweet I've been enjoying, please be nice

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Speaker 1: with a G G N E I s s tweeted

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Speaker 1: youth pastor banana you know who else died and became

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Speaker 1: bred anyway you can finally just bringing it back to

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Speaker 1: my man Jays. Yeah, yeah, love a community. You can

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Speaker 1: find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're at the

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Speaker 1: Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page

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Speaker 1: on a website daily zeit guys dot com, where we

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Speaker 1: post our episode and our footnotes as we link off

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Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about in today is episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Myles,

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Speaker 1: what song do you think people might enjoy?

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Speaker 2: A little music I like to call upbeat, like cleaning

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Speaker 2: around the house type of music, because this is just

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Speaker 2: like a little bit like an uptempo like kind of

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Speaker 2: dancy house track. But it's not like too complicated that.

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, I feel like I'm at

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Speaker 1: a rave. It's just kind of. It's like a good

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Speaker 1: injection of energy, make your cup of coffee or whatever,

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Speaker 1: get your morning started.

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Speaker 2: It's called End of an Era and it's by the

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Speaker 2: Count kou Nt.

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Speaker 1: Check it out there we go all right well. Daily

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Speaker 1: Zeik is a production of by Heart Radio. For more

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Speaker 1: Wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's gonna do

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Speaker 1: it for us this morning, back this afternoon to tell

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Speaker 1: you what is trending and we will talk to you

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Speaker 1: all then. Bye bye,