Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Durand phone
Speaker 1: tappen us.
Speaker 2: Let me take your ideas at Elvis Durand dot com
Speaker 2: and your victims to phone tap on today's phone tap,
Speaker 2: Danielle and Froggy rather than using one of those ideas,
Speaker 2: just decided to crank call someone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we decided to call florist. And what you're going
Speaker 3: to hear is I've already called the place and I
Speaker 3: ordered some flowers for my dead grandfather. So the second
Speaker 3: call that you're going to hear is where it picks
Speaker 3: up from. And that's Froggy calling back the florist. He's
Speaker 3: my husband after I made the initial order. So you'll
Speaker 3: see what happens.
Speaker 4: Today's phone tap. Let's listen in me help you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: is this who's speaking.
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 4: Lauren, It's John. I believe my wife called here a
Speaker 4: few minutes to go to order some flowers for her grandfather.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yes, I just have a quick question. How
Speaker 4: much did she spend on those?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I'm sorry, sure, I can't actually get that information
Speaker 6: out over the phone unless you do a person of
Speaker 6: face to order.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, whatever, that's great. I'm going to be paying
Speaker 4: for them anyway, she's my wife. I just won't know
Speaker 4: how much she spent. She's got a tendency to overspend sometimes.
Speaker 6: Oh sure, I honestly can't tell you or I might
Speaker 6: lose my job, and I kind of don't want to
Speaker 6: do that.
Speaker 3: What are you talking to?
Speaker 4: I'm talking to the floors. I'm trying to find out
Speaker 4: much money you spent. I asked you, and you wouldn't
Speaker 4: answer me.
Speaker 3: What the are you calling them for? I told you
Speaker 3: it's none of your business. It's a nice arrangement I'm sending.
Speaker 5: Right, yes, ma'am, Yes, and all that matters.
Speaker 4: I don't care how nice it is. I want to
Speaker 4: know how much it costs.
Speaker 3: It's not a lot of money, right, it's not. It's
Speaker 3: a bargain. You gave me a bargain, right I did?
Speaker 6: I did? And is there anything else I can do?
Speaker 6: You want me to add to the order? Kickoff? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What you tell me how much it costs?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Going to tell you? Is none of your business? Is
Speaker 3: my grandfather?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: I cannot be spoken to this way.
Speaker 3: I'm okay.
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 4: Here here, here's a great idea. Cancel the order?
Speaker 6: Okay, I will cancel your order.
Speaker 3: No, you're not canceling the order.
Speaker 4: It's my way to cancel or no.
Speaker 6: Is there a way that you guys can kind of
Speaker 6: figure out what you want and then let me know.
Speaker 3: No, I just tell me how much it costs.
Speaker 4: That's all I want to know.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's three hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: We're not spending three hundred dollars on flowers to your
Speaker 4: dead grandpa? Why not?
Speaker 3: It's grandpa and he died and he's never you're never
Speaker 3: going to see him again.
Speaker 4: Okay, number one, exactly, he's never going to see him
Speaker 4: to begin with number two. When he was here, we
Speaker 4: didn't see him.
Speaker 6: Okay, can someone just tell me? Am I canceling? Or
Speaker 6: am I not canceling?
Speaker 4: Cancel the three hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: I don't cancel the order.
Speaker 6: Okay, if you want to figure this out, and feel
Speaker 6: free to call me in a little bit and let
Speaker 6: me know.
Speaker 3: No, there's nothing to figure out.
Speaker 4: We want them.
Speaker 3: Shut up and hang up the phone and let me
Speaker 3: tell you.
Speaker 6: I honestly, I kind of either need to start the
Speaker 6: flowers or not start flowers.
Speaker 4: We're not paying for it, Yes we are, No, we're not.
Speaker 3: Yes we are.
Speaker 4: These flowers are going to suffer the same fate he did.
Speaker 4: They're going to die in three days.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my gosh. Can you do you believe he's
Speaker 3: talking about my grandfather like this?
Speaker 4: You didn't see him when he was here.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry? Am I making flowers or am I not?
Speaker 6: Because I have a couple other customers here.
Speaker 4: You know, you get up every day and you go
Speaker 4: to work, and you work and everything. My wife doesn't.
Speaker 4: She sits on the couch and doesn't do it all day. Okay, nothing,
Speaker 4: I'm talking right now.
Speaker 3: You're bothering them. They please, please, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I actually do you have another call on the other line.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised you got your fat ass off the couch.
Speaker 6: Guys, I need to put you on hold. I'm going
Speaker 6: to put on you on the phone with someone else.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, good. Maybe somebody who didn't listen would be nice.
Speaker 6: Okay, sure, that is uncallable.
Speaker 4: Hi, Michael, it's John's.
Speaker 5: One person talking at the time. Okay, who am I
Speaker 5: talking to?
Speaker 3: John?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: Look, listen, listen. I'm going to cancel the entire order
Speaker 5: if I if I don't speak to just one person
Speaker 5: at the time.
Speaker 3: Listen, listen to me. I am the one placing the
Speaker 3: order for the three hundred dollars. Don't listen to my husband.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know what he's talking.
Speaker 4: My wife called and made a ridiculous order of three
Speaker 4: hundred dollars for her dead grandfather, the number one she
Speaker 4: didn't see when he when he was allowed to begin
Speaker 4: with Okay, all right.
Speaker 5: Look guys, I don't have time to deal with your
Speaker 5: marriage problem.
Speaker 3: It's not a marriage problem. It's just I don't have time.
Speaker 5: I don't have time. Okay, you tell me.
Speaker 4: I listen. I got an idea. We're going to give
Speaker 4: you fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: I'm no, John did not call you. I called you,
Speaker 3: not John at three hundred.
Speaker 4: Do you hang out the phone?
Speaker 5: Os?
Speaker 3: Will you please but out?
Speaker 4: It's fifty dollars, It's fine, it's fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's not fifty dollars. Why do you
Speaker 3: live name? Because he's a guy, so that's why he
Speaker 3: take his No.
Speaker 4: He's listening to me because I know because I have
Speaker 4: a job, and I'm going to make the order from Adam. Well, well,
Speaker 4: he doesn't have money.
Speaker 5: Listen, I don't have time to deal with this childish book.
Speaker 5: All right, Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3: Are you not a professional?
Speaker 5: Figure out your problems and get off the phone. Stop
Speaker 5: wasting my time? Who is paying for the flowers?
Speaker 4: I am?
Speaker 5: I don't believe this this. I don't need your business.
Speaker 4: Oh great, now you don't need our business?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't need your business. I don't need I
Speaker 5: don't need my time wasted.
Speaker 3: You know what, if you don't want our business, we'll
Speaker 3: just take our business elsewhere. Because this is here, who's
Speaker 3: treating us?
Speaker 5: John? I'm running a business today, all right. I have
Speaker 5: people coming in, and I have the phone ringing. Lauren's
Speaker 5: putting together orders, and I got you two morons on
Speaker 5: the phone arguing with each other. And you can't run
Speaker 5: my business this way.
Speaker 3: John, you already talk to me. You called me up, moron.
Speaker 4: Every bit of this could have been a verdi. Here's
Speaker 4: all you had to do. It was a simple fact.
Speaker 4: When I called in and said we wanted.
Speaker 5: To spend fifty sir, there's nothing I had to do.
Speaker 5: It's all what you had to do, would is act
Speaker 5: like a man and just place in order or don't
Speaker 5: make a decision.
Speaker 4: Do you hear how you're treating your customer?
Speaker 6: How?
Speaker 5: I'm sure you my customers. Do you hear yourself talking?
Speaker 5: Do you hear yourself? You're acting like a little baby man.
Speaker 3: All right, you just loved three hundred dollars, fifty bucks, whatever, okay, whatever.
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