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Speaker 1: You love a French seventy five.

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Speaker 2: I love a French seventy five.

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Speaker 1: What is your all time favorite Desert Island morning alcoholic beverage?

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Speaker 3: Go.

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Speaker 4: That's not okay, that's not okay. I always say it's

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Speaker 4: like that's like picking a favorite child or a favorite

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Speaker 4: Whitney Houston song. You can't do it. It's what are

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Speaker 4: you in the mood for it? No, Like, it depends

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Speaker 4: where I am, sweetie. It depends where the ingredients are,

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Speaker 4: like they're being grown, and what people can do.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: You're not gonna ask for like surf and turf at

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Speaker 4: a diner with like do you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 4: it depends where you're gonna get the cheeseburger and our

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Speaker 4: omelet or the fucking chicken pita.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: It depends, And it also depends like because she olden

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Speaker 4: now with the.

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Speaker 2: Heartburger, You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know, you're listening right now to the

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Speaker 1: Sounds of Adulting. I'm joined by my co from Go Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Oh my God, I'm Jordan Carlos. We're talking about breakfast

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Speaker 1: drinks my favorite of all time, and you're talking about

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Speaker 1: setting you're talking about place, you're talking about a.

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Speaker 4: Time, So sorry, bro, I didn't know we were like

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Speaker 4: just talking about breakfast drink breakfast drinks, because I don't

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Speaker 4: feel like a French seventy five is a breakfast drink.

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Speaker 4: I feel like this's more like a brunch drink a

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Speaker 4: breakfast drink.

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Speaker 3: To me.

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Speaker 4: Can't even do a mischilata too much because I'm just

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Speaker 4: gonna get full up and I also want to make

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Speaker 4: room for that overpriced French toast and or chicken and waffle.

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Speaker 1: Hold the phone. You're doing a mischillada for breakfast. That

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Speaker 1: is wild. I love your styles.

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Speaker 2: Why it's tomato tomato?

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Speaker 4: I can't And speaking of which, uh oh if I

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Speaker 4: may okay.

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Speaker 1: Interject for one moment, Oh boy. The year. The year

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Speaker 1: was twenty twenty one. The place was the Meadowlands, New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: The greatest breakfast out a whole like beverage I've ever

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Speaker 1: had was the Bloody Mary Station at the Jets Game.

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Speaker 1: J Ets. There was a whole slab of bacon in

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Speaker 1: it and a whole pickle, yeah, like a kosher pickle

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Speaker 1: up in there.

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Speaker 4: It was like if you can imagine Walmart in a cup.

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Speaker 4: It was just like, what are we doing? I was like,

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Speaker 4: do you want to put a rotisserie chicken on my

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Speaker 4: bloody Mary?

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Speaker 2: But I love stations.

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Speaker 4: I love i Mimosa right like I'm not mad at Mamosa,

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Speaker 4: but like, honestly, at this point in my life, it's

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Speaker 4: gotta be fresh, squeeze orange juice and just give me

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Speaker 4: a dollup. Okay, I don't need too much, but I

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Speaker 4: also like a Mamosa station, like, let's see what it's

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Speaker 4: like with a pomegranate or pineapple juice, Like, give me

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Speaker 4: other juices that I can enjois Also, I'm only gonna

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Speaker 4: do that shit with cava and or prosecco.

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Speaker 2: If it's champagne, I want that champagne.

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Speaker 4: Yes, throw it at my face and just give me

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Speaker 4: a big straw for that bottle. Damn, this is a podcast,

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Speaker 4: but this also feels like an intervention at the same time.

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Speaker 1: I want to know what makes you ticky ticky boom boom.

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Speaker 1: So you're cool with having a michelada first thing in

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Speaker 1: the morning because tomato based drink.

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Speaker 4: I was, but I am no longer because it just

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Speaker 4: takes up too much space. One thing I do love

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Speaker 4: on an early morning flight if I want a little

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Speaker 4: something something coffee and Bailey's no.

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Speaker 1: She didn't, Yes she did.

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Speaker 4: You don't need sugar, you don't need milk. It's all

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Speaker 4: the Baileys is yea mama, mamam mom. Oh yea, my mama,

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Speaker 4: mo mom.

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Speaker 1: It's like your little sneaky drink. I love a sneaky drink.

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Speaker 2: And also frothy. Give me the froth.

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Speaker 4: You are dark and stormy, that I know, but you're

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Speaker 4: also like down to clown with like whatever's on the menu.

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Speaker 4: But like if Joran's come into my house, we're gonna

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Speaker 4: get the lime, We're gonna get the vintage coke, and

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Speaker 4: we're gonna get some rum. Because the man likes the

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Speaker 4: dark on stormy and he also like loves to say

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Speaker 4: it too, as if it's like your stage name.

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Speaker 1: It's the coolest thing I get to say in life.

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Speaker 1: Kooberly Brae, Kooberly Bray, or just walking into the barn

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Speaker 1: and being like, gotta get a dark and stormy please.

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Speaker 2: Oh I knew he's gonna do it. I knew it.

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Speaker 4: This reminds me of like when I was in college

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Speaker 4: and I loved or during screaming orgasms.

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Speaker 2: I'm like I'll have one, Like, what are you doing, bitch?

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Speaker 4: You are gonna be diabetic and your front tooth is

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Speaker 4: going to go missing.

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Speaker 2: So much sugar.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of a screaming orgasm. What goes into

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Speaker 1: a screaming orgasm?

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Speaker 2: My goodness, it's It's also very milky.

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Speaker 4: It's like vodka Bailey's and like some sort of espresso

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Speaker 4: cacao I don't know. It's also giving coffee and it's gross.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about this.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I feel a segue.

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Speaker 1: If our guests I knew it, Yes, you feel it.

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Speaker 2: O god, If.

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Speaker 1: Our guest was a drink, what would he be? I'm

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Speaker 1: going to tell you what he would be?

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Speaker 4: Oh god, oh god, oh my god. I think I'm

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Speaker 4: supporting your journey. Sure if he was a drink, what

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Speaker 4: drink would he be?

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Speaker 2: Please? Jordan? How many years did you go to school?

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Speaker 1: You know what? I went tool? Not enough? Apparently, listen

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Speaker 1: age since nineteen ninety one, he's got a robust flavor.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's from Texas, So what are we thinking?

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Speaker 1: A nice bourbon a man from the South Age since

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Speaker 1: ninety one, and a good cask and a good barrel.

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Speaker 2: It's not not creepy. Okay, everyone, let's just get to our.

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Speaker 1: Guest, Devin Walker.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I guess it's Devin Walker. Everybody, please enjoy the show.

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Speaker 1: Texas Ranger.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're still going, but enjoy the.

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Speaker 1: Show, everyone, Yes, enjoy him.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Jordan, you're on a timeout.

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Speaker 2: What's that, Brooklyn? How y'all motherfucker feeling?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh no, no, no, you

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Speaker 1: better clopper, you better Clark week week amazing peak, amazing parculator, Oh, perculator.

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Speaker 4: A percolator that is such like an old lady Parkolata.

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Speaker 4: This is the modified the parulation.

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Speaker 1: In the modification game.

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Speaker 4: God, do you remember dance circles and you'd run right

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Speaker 4: the fuck in in the middle. Yes, the only dance

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Speaker 4: circle I was really intimidated by. Well, is every dance

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Speaker 4: circle at Afropunk. Unless it's like after nine pm, then

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Speaker 4: I'm like God, But if it was during the day,

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Speaker 4: people are so beautiful and like it's like it's giving,

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Speaker 4: like afro punk meets Matrix, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: They're like, oh yeah, they're bending in ways that you

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Speaker 1: never I was like, I didn't know the top of

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Speaker 1: your back could do that.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's it's wild. It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy, it's wild. We're just so glad to be

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Speaker 1: out of the fucking house.

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Speaker 2: High ways to get here. You have no fucking idea.

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Speaker 1: No idea, you have no we're away from market.

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Speaker 2: Can I just tell you?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: Okay? So I don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know where where do I begin. You

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Speaker 4: guys all are on the Instagram right you have the Instagram?

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Speaker 4: Do you have the TikTok Okay, TikTok is very fifty five.

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Speaker 4: Make some noise if you got TikTok, make some noise

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Speaker 4: if you don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't have TikTok. This is a grownasque crowd, you

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Speaker 2: know what I know.

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Speaker 4: Because we don't want to give all our information. It

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Speaker 4: feels like there's a lot of information for TikTok. What

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Speaker 4: do you know what an info for?

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Speaker 1: Well, so China can know what you're doing. So that's

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Speaker 1: that's why.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing that fucks me up.

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Speaker 4: Now, Like I thought I had Instagram on lock, but

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Speaker 4: now posting is just like you gotta do like a

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Speaker 4: carousel post, which means, like you know, like you gotta

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Speaker 4: do multiple pitches. Now you gotta resize them because one

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Speaker 4: is told the other one's not. You think you did

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Speaker 4: it right, and then you're closed up on someone's eye.

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Speaker 4: You're like, what.

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Speaker 1: Happened to my picture? Oh yeah, then you gotta do like.

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Speaker 4: A fucking cute like quotes. You see that everyone does.

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Speaker 4: They got the quotes. Then they have like a portrait

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Speaker 4: mode picture of their fucking meal and you're like, that

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Speaker 4: meal looks delicious?

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Speaker 2: Do you have a real camera?

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, now they say that like because of

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Speaker 1: who the fuck is that the New York what? But

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Speaker 1: they they say in the New yorka that, yeah, that

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Speaker 1: Instagram has changed the way that people like eat and

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Speaker 1: the way way we go to restaurants because we want

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Speaker 1: like a visual presentation and things like that. There's restaurants

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Speaker 1: like Bad Roman, which like it's all gooey and and

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Speaker 1: want we want these kind of like amazing visual displays

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Speaker 1: and if we don't get that, then we won't go

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Speaker 1: to the restaurant. It's so fucked up. But yes, I

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Speaker 1: feel you. I feel like I work for Instagram.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not trying to feel bad for restaurants. I

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Speaker 4: feel like we're going here to spend money, give me

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Speaker 4: something good. But yeah, I feel bad for bitches like

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Speaker 4: me because now I got more work. You can't just

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Speaker 4: post one picture. You gotta resize it and think of

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Speaker 4: a whole fucking narrative.

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Speaker 1: Plus, people like camera work. They like they like for

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Speaker 1: like on reels. They like the camera to push in,

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Speaker 1: move in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, it's like you could at Amanda Seals.

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Speaker 4: It's almost like she's got a third hand because it

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Speaker 4: it zooms in which she's got a point.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm with you, Amanda. It's wild.

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, I don't even watch TV no more.

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Speaker 4: I don't need to see Rachel Maddow. I can like

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Speaker 4: watch a Man of Steels on the toilet and figure

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Speaker 4: out what's going on in the world. Y'all, don't watch

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Speaker 4: Instagram on the toilet.

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Speaker 5: Not you the best Okay guest you might know him

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Speaker 5: from Saturday Night Live, Baby, please give it up for

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Speaker 5: my man, Devin Walker.

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Speaker 1: Hell hell hell hell man. Congratulations on that sweater. Bro

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Speaker 1: Oh thanks yeah that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, look at all the hope in your eyes. I

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Speaker 4: love this ship.

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Speaker 1: Wow? Is that what you think is in here? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: How did you know you could? How did you know

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Speaker 2: you could?

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Speaker 4: How did you know you were gonna come to New

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Speaker 4: York and beyond satur Night Live and just fucking fun?

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Speaker 3: Up?

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Speaker 1: I didn't have any I didn't have anything else to do, Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I really truly like I don't know, Like I've been

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Speaker 1: living in Texas. I lived in Texas my whole life

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Speaker 1: until like five years ago.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you okay?

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Speaker 3: Know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: This is a wild question. Yeah, and it's a yes

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Speaker 4: And then I started walking faster. He started walking faster.

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Speaker 2: No, and not unless they think I'm Nicole Buyer.

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Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta re you know, because that would

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Speaker 3: That's how sudden true?

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Speaker 2: Are you dating?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I have a girlfriend?

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Speaker 2: How's that going?

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Speaker 1: It's you know, it's i'd say, I'd say it's gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never well, no, we went to Puerto Rico

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Speaker 1: first time in Europe. Oh night, I've never been. She's

440
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:23,000
Speaker 1: like she's from like a very like black elite family,

441
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:25,600
Speaker 1: so like she lives like that, she like goes all

442
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,080
Speaker 1: the time, and she like knows it very well. But yeah,

443
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:29,840
Speaker 1: we're going to London for a few days. So like

444
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,520
Speaker 1: her family's in Monaco right now with the Grand Prix

445
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,600
Speaker 1: of course, and then and then after that they're going

446
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,800
Speaker 1: to London to catch the Beyonce Show. Sure, And are

447
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,639
Speaker 1: you are you dating Hillary Banks with the fos gun? Dude?

448
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:47,200
Speaker 1: It's really, I got some stories. I've seen some strange shit.

449
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,080
Speaker 1: It's like, I think rich black people are scarier than

450
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,439
Speaker 1: rich white people, for they are. That's the thing that

451
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 1: I've reed.

452
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 2: That's the devil I don't know truly, truly is.

453
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,080
Speaker 1: Because white people expect to be rich, you know what

454
00:20:58,119 --> 00:20:59,639
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like that is just like part of the

455
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,720
Speaker 1: fab of their culture in America. Yes, but when black

456
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 1: people have become ration, they throw it in your face

457
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 1: in such a I've been to dinner with some of

458
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 1: these people and I'm successful and they I swear, did

459
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,439
Speaker 1: they talk to me like I don't have on socks?

460
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:17,320
Speaker 1: They really? Yeah, But it's crazy now there, It's crazy

461
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,680
Speaker 1: the way these people talk to me and I'm doing

462
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,679
Speaker 1: well for myself now. They're they're old black money, like

463
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,920
Speaker 1: old black money is like they've had money since the seventies.

464
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying, and that is like old

465
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,719
Speaker 1: black money's the seventies. Old white money is like the

466
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 1: seventeen seventies. So old white money as they own the

467
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,359
Speaker 1: old black money family.

468
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 4: What is your game plan when you go into these situations?

469
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,440
Speaker 4: Do you disarm people with humor? Or You're like, I'm

470
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,640
Speaker 4: just gonna sit and watch.

471
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,159
Speaker 1: I just kind of hang out, I truly, cause at

472
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,639
Speaker 1: first I used to try to like be like, no, look, no,

473
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:54,159
Speaker 1: I'm a guy too, like, oh, yeah, I bought an

474
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,120
Speaker 1: expensive shirt just to wear around. Yeah, and they didn't

475
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 1: care about that. That is me, nothing of them. Uh No.

476
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I just try to Yeah, I

477
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 1: try to be funny. I try to be likable. I

478
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: try to like not be weird.

479
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

480
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 4: Do you ever get intiminated by the table manners of

481
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 4: it all?

482
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Because it's like you go to these you go

483
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 1: to these like restaurants and ship like that I would

484
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 1: never be at in a million years, And everybody like

485
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 1: knows the wine guy. They're like calling the somalier by

486
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,159
Speaker 1: his first name. They like like, oh yeah, could you

487
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 1: bring out Wilson, like what his name is and stuff

488
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,160
Speaker 1: like that. And I'm just trying to like figure out

489
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: which fork goes. I'm googling which fork is for what.

490
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: Oh it's inside out, you gotta watch outside outside Titanic bro, Titanic.

491
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,920
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Titanic Bro.

492
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 1: That's how I feel like DiCaprio. I feel like DiCaprio

493
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: and what he put on the tucks.

494
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Speaker 4: Let's question to Tyler Perry, we need yo a reboot

495
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 4: Black Titanic.

496
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I like that. I'm a stock park too,

497
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 1: like that. I like that. I like that when because

498
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 1: the white people couldn't swim either.

499
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,719
Speaker 2: All right, So we got questions from the audience.

500
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 4: We're gonna ask, yes, do you find it difficult shaking

501
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 4: off your character after a set character?

502
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 1: Is this for stand up?

503
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 2: I don't.

504
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,199
Speaker 1: Can we talk to the writer of this question?

505
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 2: No, it don't work like that.

506
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 1: I mean, are these questions from Okay?

507
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're from the audience, and it's a two parter

508
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 4: because one's not enough.

509
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,440
Speaker 2: Who is this? Okay?

510
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 4: What's your advice for someone who takes work home with them?

511
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 2: Damn weed?

512
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what helps for me, especially like when

513
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 4: I was going into auditions or just trying to like

514
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 4: get my mind right.

515
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 2: I count backwards from one hundred. It helps.

516
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 4: And also I was telling a friend's husband that I

517
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 4: like to jog. I know what, the cities is crazy,

518
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 4: but like I do, it's a it's a fast walk.

519
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 3: And but.

520
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 4: The jazz are size Prance or size situation with three

521
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 4: bros from Target, and I really start to forget shit

522
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 4: after the first mile, and he's like, oh, that's because

523
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 4: your ancestors would go hunting for a long time and

524
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 4: that's how they for.

525
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:23,199
Speaker 2: Asked the boy shut up. But it's that boy shut up.

526
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 2: But sometimes Jaga helps.

527
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,360
Speaker 1: What's say y'all after a show to unwind?

528
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 2: I don't know.

529
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 1: I think it's like probably just having to do the

530
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: recycling when I get home. Uh, that'll make it.

531
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Speaker 4: Just go away, because I'm like, is SNL like when

532
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 4: you don't do well? Like if you bomb right and

533
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 4: he never does well? Like if like one word to yeah,

534
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 4: how do you shake that off? Because it feels like

535
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 4: pet Detective, like lace is out thirty years later, you

536
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 4: know what I mean?

537
00:24:58,359 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: I mean the cool thing about the show is every

538
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: things so fast paced. It's just like next thing, So

539
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: like if you have a bomb, it literally is like

540
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: you don't have time to think about it because you

541
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,919
Speaker 1: got to put on a different wig. You gotta put

542
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 1: on like a penguin suit and like some and flippers

543
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 1: and you gotta go out and like sing a song us.

544
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 1: So it's like you don't you don't have time to

545
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: process it. But then you know, then the show ends

546
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: and you really are like goddamn. Yeah, those bombs really

547
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 1: kind of Yeah, it's like it's like a gut punchy.

548
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 2: It's a hit. This is cute.

549
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 4: What advice do you have for someone thirty three and single?

550
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: It seems like your life's going fun someone thirty three

551
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: and single. Yeah, and that's all you got going on.

552
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: It seems like everything's pretty chip. I don't keep doing you, mama, Yo,

553
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. Okay, Oh, this is a wild one. How

554
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: long before you stop ignoring your parents? What? Asking for

555
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,959
Speaker 1: a friend dot dot dot?

556
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 4: That's that's really that's a journey for you, man. I

557
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 4: mean for me, it was definitely min thirties. I'm like, oh,

558
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 4: I'll call you like once a week now or maybe

559
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 4: like two times a week.

560
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 2: They want to hear from me every day.

561
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: It's a lot.

562
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 2: I'm asto the only child. It's a lot. But that's

563
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 2: on you.

564
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 4: It depends how much you really had to like give

565
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 4: up during your childhood. I said this before on the podcast,

566
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 4: and I do love it. And I don't mean to

567
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 4: quote Gabrielle Union, but here the fuck we are. Someone

568
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 4: asked her how she looked so young, and she's like

569
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 4: a drink a lot of water, and I say no

570
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 4: to shit because when I say no, I protect my peace.

571
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 4: And I'm like, that's what you gotta do, even from

572
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 4: your own fucking family. And that's okay, hilarious.

573
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: This I think this is a This is a very

574
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: pertinent question. We need to normalize this conversation. Uh huh, real,

575
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: real quick, real, heal quick.

576
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,719
Speaker 4: Oh baby, that's like that was like an airhorn at

577
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,360
Speaker 4: the end of a yoga class, you know what I mean,

578
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 4: like byla, lay it down, shavasa Na has taken over.

579
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 1: Give it up for Nyla.

580
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 2: All right, Oh this is fine scause you're saucy.

581
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: This is saucy. This one is not as saucy a

582
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: saucy one.

583
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 4: How do you tell a friend you won't be a

584
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 4: reference for them because you know they're a bad employee.

585
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 1: Don't you? Don't you do that?

586
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: Do it?

587
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,880
Speaker 1: You guys went all like you all knew exactly who

588
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 1: it was.

589
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 6: That was great, Like y'all all have one friend, you're

590
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 6: like fucking Daniel.

591
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: That's very old. Some people just have to work for themselves. Though.

592
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 1: If you work for yourself, you know it right away.

593
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: If you're not, if you don't work well with others

594
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: and you're better solo. I think that's the thing.

595
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 2: Because but they don't want to give a reference for

596
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 2: the friend.

597
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 1: I understand that, but you got to because that's what

598
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 1: friends do. You know what I mean? Don't you know

599
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 1: what I think? I think you actually have to. You

600
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: have two options. One of your options.

601
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 2: Come on some let me know what about options?

602
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: Let's go. You got two options about the fuck up?

603
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: Let's go.

604
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 2: Damn sell got two options.

605
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: Let's trade in tex only. I think you've got two options.

606
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: I think you can tell them. Look a you know

607
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,360
Speaker 1: about yourself, you know, you know who you are. I can't.

608
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: I can't do that, or I don't feel comfortable to it.

609
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: Or you could be like you know, like oh absolutely

610
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: I got you and then just like not do it. Yeah,

611
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: and then yeah, you know, because you knew how it

612
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: was gonna work out anyway, and then just be like,

613
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe we're not hiring right now.

614
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,719
Speaker 4: Can I had a two point five option go for it.

615
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 4: I simply don't feel comfortable doing that right now.

616
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: That feels bad for your friendship.

617
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 4: Well, you know, the friendship. Either we'll survive or not.

618
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 4: But like, I don't feel comfortable doing that. I'm sorry,

619
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 4: or I don't have time. I don't think I can.

620
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 4: I'll see if I can. You know, people love a

621
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 4: good circle back. I'll circle back to it everyone and

622
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 4: now is just fucking circling. Okay, one more question, Jordan, go.

623
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: How old it is too old to be in the club?

624
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 2: How old are you?

625
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: If you gotta ask, You're already there. You know what

626
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm saying, whitch you gotta if you gotta ask, You've

627
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: reached the age already. And I think whoever wrote that

628
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: you know that about yourself? You know that about you.

629
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: You're a thirty four year old man. You getting bottle

630
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: service with the sparkles. You made a mistake. That's not

631
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: you don't need to be living like that dog. Go inside,

632
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, go inside, get a hobby,

633
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: learn how to do pottery, do something.

634
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what.

635
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 4: I'm too old for the club now it's too loud

636
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 4: for me. I'm like what I want to sorts of people.

637
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 4: The drink never tastes good. I like a well crafted,

638
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 4: overpraiced cocktail with jalapeno and shit, give me the ta

639
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 4: heena on the side. I want to leave a heartburn bitch,

640
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 4: and I love a good daytime hang. There's so many

641
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 4: daytime parties on the roof. You could take pitches, make

642
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 4: a little fucking story that lasts eleven minutes. I don't

643
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 4: fucking know, make a real put some music to it,

644
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 4: whatever the fuck.

645
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 2: I love getting tipsy during the day.

646
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

647
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 2: Taking a hot shower absolutely cold water on the face,

648
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 2: hot from a neck down.

649
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 6: I mean, I wait, actually you know a great point.

650
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: Great wait, guy who said what? I don't know how.

651
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 4: Hot hot hot water from a neck down, cold face.

652
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: It's just multiple shower like this.

653
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 4: Look, I'll do a dip in hot water, but hot

654
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 4: water will fucking really fuck up your skin.

655
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: I got you.

656
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: So you welcome. Yes, I didn't han any thank yous, but.

657
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: So, Devin, something we always ask is what's the most

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Speaker 1: grown up adult thing that you want to do for

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Speaker 1: yourself this year that you.

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Speaker 2: Haven't had a chance to do yet? And it really

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Speaker 2: could be.

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Speaker 1: Anything, damn, what's the most grown up Okay? Wait, first,

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Speaker 1: before I address that, I meant to I'm meant to

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Speaker 1: talk about this before. But like I know, this show

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Speaker 1: is called adulting, and like back then, I like looked

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Speaker 1: there was a little speaker and there was a thing

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Speaker 1: on top of the speaker and it was a multi vitamin. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not I hope all right. Well I really thought

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Speaker 1: people would react to that in a different kind of way.

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Speaker 1: I really thought people like, that's a crazy thing. But

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Speaker 1: they're all like, all right, well answer the question. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I will. She's not christ Oh yeah, I'm said, I'm set. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I really I thought that was gonna be a big thing.

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Speaker 1: I thought I thought that was really gonna get a pop.

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Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, that's us and wow, you.

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Speaker 2: Know centrum multivitamin.

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Speaker 1: I just thought it was a crazy thing to find.

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Speaker 4: Well maybe in your twenties, in your forties, I'm like.

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Speaker 2: I'll take it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the story there?

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Speaker 2: Actually make my peak extra yellow today?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Oh centrum plus aside? What yeah? What do you

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Speaker 1: what do you feel would be?

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Speaker 2: Is it peach balanced from man? Mad for a woman?

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Speaker 1: That's secret?

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Speaker 2: Well I guess it's not a secret. That's funny, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they used to say it used to be strong

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Speaker 1: enough for a man.

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Speaker 2: What's the most adult thing you want to do for yourself?

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Speaker 1: This is why, you know, the real most adult thing

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Speaker 1: that I would I want to like uh, I really

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Speaker 1: want I really want to get like a like a

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Speaker 1: like a finance guy. I want to start investing this.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's really yes, have your money, make money.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: I always say creating generational wealth creates generational health. So

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Speaker 4: fucking do that ship and then you could be one

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Speaker 4: of those rich motherfuckers on a fucking boat Monaco exactly.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, right with your girlfriend.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, maybe if I get a money guy, they'll

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Speaker 6: respect me.

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Speaker 2: Give it up for.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, what it's time to be alive everybody.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I just can't get enough of doing bell

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Speaker 4: house shows, the airhorn, the crowd, the magique, mister Walker,

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Speaker 4: why not?

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Speaker 2: I mean, so so good?

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Speaker 4: And you know what I love too, I just love

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Speaker 4: meeting people in comedy that I've never met before. And

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Speaker 4: like also like a prodigy I'm sorry, like writing on

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Speaker 4: big mouth and stuff like yeah, come on, my abortion

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Speaker 4: is definitely older than him, so I'm just like, this

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Speaker 4: is so nice.

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Speaker 1: And he's he's just like so tall huge. I'm usually

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Speaker 1: not friends with a lot of tall people. Why Mark

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Speaker 1: Tallman is an exception great guy, great actor. Love him,

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Speaker 1: friend of yours, friend of tears, your husband is an exception.

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Speaker 1: I need you to be five tender below. I think

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Speaker 1: because the world is a different place up there. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know, different atmosphere, the air is thinner. I

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Speaker 1: don't get it. What is happening with talls? Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: taking a chance. You're taking a chance.

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Speaker 4: Everyone is deserving of love and friendship, no matter how tall,

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Speaker 4: short wide.

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Speaker 1: I know that I didn't say it made any sense.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I just wanted on a whole ass tour with

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Speaker 1: Carmen Lynch love her much taller than me.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever dated a tall person?

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Speaker 1: I danced with a tall person and at bar Mitzvah once.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Does that count or no?

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Speaker 2: I'm just surprised to hear you say this because your

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Speaker 2: mom's very tall.

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Speaker 1: My mom is tall. My mom is tall. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think that I need therapy. Oh my god, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I'm just silly.

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Speaker 4: And maybe this is like me being the only child,

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Speaker 4: always going to a new school. But I would always

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Speaker 4: see when people would get like intimidated by someone's beauty

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Speaker 4: or body or whatever it is. And I really do

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Speaker 4: feel like people are just people, and so you know,

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Speaker 4: if someone is open and cool and fun and friendly

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Speaker 4: and like they even got to be that smart, you

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Speaker 4: know what I mean, they just have to be like

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Speaker 4: good people. Like you really could take me anywhere, and

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Speaker 4: I will motherfucking talk to anybody, do you know what

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Speaker 4: I mean?

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Speaker 1: And anybody will talk to you. Anybody will talk to you.

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Speaker 1: I think that is It's a major difference.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: People love talking to Michelle. Yes, they love to have

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Speaker 1: a little kiki.

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Speaker 4: They do, and I'm here for it too, as long

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Speaker 4: as we like can move on after a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: But like, yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: But like, yeah, being friends with models or athletes or

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Speaker 4: actors or comedians or librarians, it's whatever it is. It's

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Speaker 4: I love to talk to people and then like kind

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Speaker 4: of bring them together and just sort of like you know,

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Speaker 4: not necessarily see how people react, but it's like very interesting. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: however you react to somebody is very telling of what

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Speaker 4: you think of yourself. Not you per se, but like someone,

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Speaker 4: do you know what I mean? Like when someone meets someone,

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Speaker 4: they're like, I'm not worthy. They're just so it's just

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Speaker 4: like who'll tell you to who'll say you're not worthy?

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Speaker 4: It is love and or attention. I'm going off on one.

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Speaker 1: I will have all that you've spoken about. I will

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Speaker 1: have all this interactions as long as they are six

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Speaker 1: foot or under. And I feel I I can't. It's

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Speaker 1: just a thing in me. It's just a thing in me. Look,

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Speaker 1: growing up in Texas, if you were a shrimp, it

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Speaker 1: was bad in hiss bears. I definitely am very scrappy.

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Speaker 1: And I just say now that I've made it out

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Speaker 1: the other side. But if I had my brothers, I

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Speaker 1: noticed that I usually don't make friends with people that

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Speaker 1: are over six feet tall.

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Speaker 2: Got it.

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Speaker 1: It was a lot of physical intimidation back in the

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Speaker 1: day when I.

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Speaker 2: Was kidd Oh, man, I just want to hug your

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Speaker 2: inner child.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's doing all right.

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Speaker 2: He's doing great. He's thriving, truly he is.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to take him out for a nice day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll take my inner child out to the museum or

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Speaker 1: something like that.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what is the moral of this episode? Everybody go

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Speaker 4: out and be friends with a tall model?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 4: Right, you guys, Thank you so much for listening. I

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Speaker 4: hope you had fun. I know we did, or at

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Speaker 4: least we tried I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: We offended you. We can't help it. It is what

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Speaker 2: it is, and we are where we are.

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Speaker 1: If you have any questions, please dm us at Adults

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Speaker 1: in the Pod. We are here to answer any and

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Speaker 1: all queries.

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Speaker 4: He really means that because his hands were like up

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Speaker 4: in the air like he was a politician.

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Speaker 1: As we said that, this has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is g Holley.

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Speaker 1: Our associate producer is Alex Chief.

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Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 2: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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Speaker 1: Theme song and live show djang is by Don will.

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Speaker 2: Our live show producer is Marion Ways.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 2: Photography by Kist vander Most.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Karen kilgera Georgia Hardstar, and Daniel Kramer.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: Mmmmm