1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen to Steve Harvey Morning Show, us alive 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:15,680 Speaker 1: and well I just alive and well, you know, it's 3 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: just trying to come out. Thank you, Thank you Lord, 4 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,119 Speaker 1: Thank you loud for today. 5 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 2: Mm hmm, thank you m M. 6 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: My life suck, love and liberty. 7 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 2: Come on. 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: Thank you for kindness, great and mercy. Thank you for 9 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: rejuvenating my spirit. Thank you out, ladies and gentlemen. Charlie Strawberby, 10 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: thank you call. 11 00:00:54,960 --> 00:01:04,320 Speaker 3: Him I Real, Thank you money, Thank you she high space, 12 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 3: k Hey Junior, thank you the legend. 13 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:21,120 Speaker 1: Kay all, preach nephew than your side, your side, and 14 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 1: excuse me for ick door fly myself. Come on me, 15 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: the junior was on your mind yourself? 16 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, let me ask this up. 17 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: Man. 18 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:42,119 Speaker 2: You know, we was at the barbership talks Man Mama 19 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 2: Boys talking about one of the worst dates he had. Well, 20 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 2: he met his chicken. He went out with her, but 21 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:51,279 Speaker 2: her mama came and they thirty. So I'm just asking, 22 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 2: what's one of the worst dates you've ever been on 23 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 2: and you knew it was gonna be the last time 24 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 2: you saw her? 25 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 1: Well, that time that uh finally got that creole girl 26 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: to date me in college? Oh, Lord, she was fine, 27 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: and I'd never had creole food before. She went to 28 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 1: a creole restaurant on off campus, and I had all 29 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 1: that spicy ass food, and she liked spicy food, so 30 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: I just went with them. But it's cutting me, cut 31 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: me up pretty bad. I felt like a box cutter 32 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: was going across my stomach. And I went in her 33 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 1: house and I had to go to the bathroom. I 34 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: was trying to make it back to the dorm, and 35 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: she said, come on in, my mama, nem ain't in town. 36 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,119 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I couldn't pass it up. But I knew 37 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: I should have went home, cause my mama taught me, 38 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,959 Speaker 1: whenever you got to go to the bathroom and sit 39 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: on that toilet, you come home. You don't need to 40 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 1: let this go at nobody house. And I went right over. 41 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,839 Speaker 1: I didn't have no matches, couldn't keep this, couldn't keep 42 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: that soft of smell in the air. And Lord her mercy. 43 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: When I got through SI, now I had put most 44 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 1: stuff in the bowl than I had ever done in 45 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 1: my entire life. And when I flushed it, yeah, it 46 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:16,519 Speaker 1: was not enough water in that boat. Okay, seriously, And 47 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: that's just the beginning of the worst date. I could 48 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,080 Speaker 1: tell you the whole story, but we ain't got to. 49 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: Thank you good and God it never got better and 50 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: broke up, all right, thank you, Junior and Steve. 51 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 2: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're 52 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 2: going to start to show up with the nephew and 53 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 2: run that pranks back right after this. 54 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 3: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.