Speaker 1: Kubbooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: It's a clearinghouse of hot takes. Break free for something special.
Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben
Speaker 1: Mahler and Danny g Radio Sunday Sunday. It's an NFL
Speaker 1: Sunday Week twelve in the nash foot Ball League, and
Speaker 1: we celebrate, celebrate good times. And also not only is
Speaker 1: it NFL football today, it's dB Cooper Day today, Danny,
Speaker 1: do you know dB Cooper had his own day, had
Speaker 1: no idea he does. One of my favorite stories, the hijacking,
Speaker 1: the air piracy, the skydiving. That story Nutso they never
Speaker 1: found out who dB Cooper was. He's probably long dead.
Speaker 1: Look it up, just google it, just google it. But
Speaker 1: it is our Sunday mail bag, Dan, you know what
Speaker 1: that means, ohiool, it's the bail bag, all right, thank
Speaker 1: you very much, Ohio. I'll appreciate that, and you can
Speaker 1: send questions in anything you want. We don't normally do
Speaker 1: sporty questions on the mail bag, which is nothing like
Speaker 1: ask Ben. This is totally different. Send your questions care
Speaker 1: of Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. That's Real
Speaker 1: fifth Hour at gmail dot com, and we may read
Speaker 1: your comments on the air. I know I would be
Speaker 1: a real fifth hour at gmail dot com. All letters,
Speaker 1: no numbers, And the first one up comes from Stevo.
Speaker 1: Steve lives in Ohio. He did not say what city,
Speaker 1: so I guess he's representing the entire state of Ohio.
Speaker 1: He says, guys, are you going to be flying Delta
Speaker 1: more now that they've announced they're upgrade in menu? And
Speaker 1: so STEVEO sent a story here Danny that Delta is
Speaker 1: going to be serving shakeshack Burgers on flights. I have
Speaker 1: to rain all over this parade. Okay, let me know,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 3: This seemed like a great headline. In fact, I shared
Speaker 3: it with Covino and Rich a few days ago so
Speaker 3: they could talk about it on the air, and they
Speaker 3: were excited until I opened up the story and read
Speaker 3: that this is only going to be available to first
Speaker 3: class seats bullshit.
Speaker 1: Oh well, who cares about that?
Speaker 3: Exactly where we get to sit in first class? So
Speaker 3: you Delta, screw you.
Speaker 1: You don't need that, And probably the burgers will be
Speaker 1: soggy anyway. And let's be honest. Here, you eat a burger,
Speaker 1: you gotta have some fries. And I'm guessing Steve, oh,
Speaker 1: they don't have fries on a plane. They don't have
Speaker 1: a deep fryer on a Delta plane. They'll probably reheat
Speaker 1: fries too. Oh you know how bad burgers are reheated.
Speaker 3: Like in Oh yeah, it's like those slimy, wimpy soy
Speaker 3: gas station burgers.
Speaker 1: Said terrible. Oh that's so bad. I don't want know,
Speaker 1: so Steve O, I'm not gonna be flying. I actually
Speaker 1: do fly Delta a lot, just because we have like
Speaker 1: a credit card that gets us Delta, but supposedly some
Speaker 1: points of that, but I I'm not flying for a
Speaker 1: shake shack. I for years never ate on planes because
Speaker 1: I was always worried about having to the bathroom. One place,
Speaker 1: I've lost enough weight where I can go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom when a plane is not a big issue. But
Speaker 1: I still in the back of my head, Danny I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to eat on a plane, you know,
Speaker 1: I want to go to the bathroom. I one time
Speaker 1: had a uti Danny and I had to go to
Speaker 1: the back like seven times on a flight back from
Speaker 1: all it was from New York.
Speaker 3: I was lying back, that's gotta be one of the
Speaker 3: worst things you can have on an airplane.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was such a nightmare. Everyone's looking at me.
Speaker 1: It was this gonna keep going to the bathroom. Is
Speaker 1: she doing drugs? What's she doing? What was he going to?
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I didn't want to let
Speaker 1: people know, but I had. I mean, I had to go.
Speaker 1: It was terrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've only had gonna rhea on a plane.
Speaker 1: Well, understandable. But you joined the mile high club, so
Speaker 1: it was worth it? Why not? All right? Kevin writes
Speaker 1: in He says, Ben, are you going to be buying
Speaker 1: this for Danny for for Christmas? And it is a
Speaker 1: item from Pizza Hut. It's a pizza warming video game
Speaker 1: console attachment. You can warm your pizza on your PlayStation. Danny.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're I think you're you've aged out
Speaker 1: of PlayStation. Is that accurate? Danny? You're not doing the
Speaker 1: PlayStation anymore.
Speaker 3: I have a PS four at home and I don't
Speaker 3: think i've turned it on in a year.
Speaker 1: Oh is that right?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, it sits there and collects dust.
Speaker 1: So you probably don't need a pizza warmer. You probably
Speaker 1: don't need to know. Fair enough on that, I got you,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 3: Well I do like I mean, I did like playing Madden.
Speaker 3: But man, when you've got a kid, a little kid especially,
Speaker 3: there's no time to play video games.
Speaker 1: I pointed this out back on the Friday podcast. These
Speaker 1: restaurants have and it's not that deep, but they figured
Speaker 1: out ways for money grabs. KFC started this, right, They
Speaker 1: came up with like the weird items, the KFC items. McDonald's.
Speaker 1: We told the story on Friday about McDonald's with the
Speaker 1: McRib sauce. For twenty bucks. You can buy a gallon
Speaker 1: of McRib sauce and it's just like prap you don't
Speaker 1: really need, but you know you can sell like you
Speaker 1: know people will buy it. You realize that people will
Speaker 1: buy it, and you make a lot of money on it.
Speaker 1: And now Pizza Out, I guess is getting in on that.
Speaker 1: So so good for them, Kevin and Kansas, right, Sysys
Speaker 1: dear Ben and Danny. She've noticed that stores are selling
Speaker 1: and radio TV advertising the boxes of emergency food supplies.
Speaker 1: They offer thirty day supplies of food packs with tasty
Speaker 1: varieties that have two thousand calories a day for you.
Speaker 1: They claim to have a twenty five year shelf life.
Speaker 1: Do either of you own these? What are your thoughts
Speaker 1: if we get to that point, is it just time
Speaker 1: to give up from Kevin? Kevin's the old teacher who's
Speaker 1: no longer teaching because he's enjoying his life and all that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, Danny, but my mom always
Speaker 1: had she was always prepared for nuclear war because of
Speaker 1: how old she was, and she grew up with the
Speaker 1: to the Cold War, if you will, so she was
Speaker 1: always prepared for battle. And she had parents that were
Speaker 1: in the depression, so she kept like a million rolls
Speaker 1: of toilet paper. She was ready for COVID. Unfortunately she
Speaker 1: died before COVID, but she had all the water and
Speaker 1: all the toilet paper and the disinfect and all that.
Speaker 1: But I'm more of the mindset, and I don't know
Speaker 1: about you. I'm more of the mindset if there is
Speaker 1: a nuclear bomb that goes off if you've read about
Speaker 1: what happens, you're done, you know, and I don't care.
Speaker 1: If you've got twenty five years supply of food, that's it.
Speaker 1: You know, your life is pretty much toast at that
Speaker 1: point when you get the text message that says, hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, we're going to we're going to have nukes.
Speaker 1: Remember in Hawaii got those messages in missiles inbound? You
Speaker 1: know shelf Oh yeah, yeah, that's what's gonna happen like
Speaker 1: that if there is, and we hope, you know, it
Speaker 1: will never happen. Hopefully people you know around the world
Speaker 1: will realize this, even you know, the death spots and everything.
Speaker 1: But if it ever happens, we're gonna get a text
Speaker 1: message on our phone say, hey, missiles inbound, this is
Speaker 1: not a test blah blah blah blah, but you're gonna
Speaker 1: go get your your pack of beans or whatever. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what this stuff is, but uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm good. I have seen it at Costco though we
Speaker 1: talked about that. I think a while back that we've
Speaker 1: seen these things at Costco. Danny, where are you at
Speaker 1: on these emergency rations? These rations?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we barely can keep our cupboards and refrigerator full.
Speaker 3: We're not rolling in dough to have all these extra
Speaker 3: supplies in the garage. Ben Normally on my to do
Speaker 3: list it's stop at Target. We really need toilet paper.
Speaker 3: We're out of water again. So you think I have
Speaker 3: extra crap like that in my garage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I hear you. And yeah, we usually
Speaker 1: go to the store too on the weekend. We don't
Speaker 1: plan out much. We're like, all right, what do we
Speaker 1: need for the next couple of days. Let's just go
Speaker 1: to Let's go to Walmart or wherever and grab some
Speaker 1: crap Brett from Dallas, right, Sinny says Ben. I heard
Speaker 1: the old update playing during the overnight show. What was
Speaker 1: it like in studio when that happened? Something outdated? Was said? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess the podcast we can talk about mistakes have happened. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: as you know, we we no longer work with our
Speaker 1: friend Eddie, who was so great for so many years
Speaker 1: at Fox Sports Radio. My lips have been on it.
Speaker 1: The company has decided to put recorded updates at night,
Speaker 1: not live updates overnight. That's their decision. Fine, whatever, they
Speaker 1: they're the bosses. So the night update person records a
Speaker 1: couple updates before they leave and then that's it. Well, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: there was a snaff oo, a boondoggle the other day.
Speaker 1: There was some confusion in the system and the update
Speaker 1: from the previous day played in our two Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I and Brett picked up on it because what
Speaker 1: I said, Danny, I believe I said on the air,
Speaker 1: it doesn't get any fresher than that. You know, we
Speaker 1: want those we want those fresh scores. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure you knew the scores
Speaker 1: from yeah, yesterday. Oh there was there to answer your question, Brett.
Speaker 1: I heard immediately because it was a different voice. It
Speaker 1: was the the update person. It was Martin Weiss, who
Speaker 1: was there the day before.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But so was this the opposite then of Games
Speaker 1: of Note? Yes, this, well this was Games of Yeah.
Speaker 1: What would you call that? I don't know what you'd
Speaker 1: phrase that, Yeah, rancid, moldy games? I mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Is there anything more useless than a two day old
Speaker 1: sports update? You know what I'm saying. It's like a
Speaker 1: little tough, But yeah, that was awkward. There were a
Speaker 1: lot of looks, There was a lot of finger pointing.
Speaker 1: There was hey, this is somebody else screwed up, you
Speaker 1: know that guy. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's gonna be a few bumps in the
Speaker 3: road until we all, you know, get settled into the
Speaker 3: new surroundings, which is less people working with us.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just the reality. It's you know, it's
Speaker 1: you got to adjust. It's been an adjust been for
Speaker 1: me without Eddie. You know, I've had some nights where
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much on an island. I'm living the island
Speaker 1: life myself there for whatever reason. So we don't need
Speaker 1: to get into all that. But it's been an adjustment.
Speaker 1: And you know, I worked with Eddie for a long
Speaker 1: time and I've but I had many years in radio
Speaker 1: before Eddie. And hopefully Eddie will be back on the
Speaker 1: show at some point, but there's no guarantee on that.
Speaker 1: Barry in South Carolina Rights and he says, Yo, yo, Ma, Benny.
Speaker 1: With Eddie's departure, what changes, if any, are you considering
Speaker 1: for the games? Yeah, so, Barry, we have thought about that.
Speaker 1: I talked about on the air, as you know, and
Speaker 1: I met you Barry back in the day in Charleston.
Speaker 1: And my position on the Games, I'd like to keep
Speaker 1: the Games we have, but I realized with Lorraina there
Speaker 1: like the sporty games, she's not She's not sporty, which
Speaker 1: is fine. You know, she's good at her job, but
Speaker 1: she's not sporty. So we were thinking about changing it
Speaker 1: up and kind of getting more away from the sports
Speaker 1: we do to the game that we did the other day,
Speaker 1: which we do every week. What's it called? I forget
Speaker 1: the the the Malard Militia feud and somebody, I think
Speaker 1: it was blind Scott emailed me and said, bring back
Speaker 1: the spelling Bee. And I don't know that we're going
Speaker 1: to do that. That was a disaster. Well you with me,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you were. It was a long
Speaker 1: time ago. I did a spelling Bee and I realized
Speaker 1: how terrible spelling is for many people and how bad
Speaker 1: it is. So we're fussing around Berry. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: different games that we could play and trying to figure
Speaker 1: something out. But yeah, I have not nothing really has
Speaker 1: stuck with me that I really want to do. So
Speaker 1: I'm not at that point where I'm like all in
Speaker 1: on anything. It's really got to pop to me. So
Speaker 1: right now it's pretty much if you want to play
Speaker 1: the game, there's a sporty game you gotta play with
Speaker 1: either me or Coop, because Lorraine is not the sporty person.
Speaker 1: Before we move on to another question, Danny, you did
Speaker 1: want to say some things about you were away a
Speaker 1: lot of changes at the company. Unfortunately, our our world,
Speaker 1: our radio world, tough time and this, unfortunately and our
Speaker 1: business happens a lot. It hasn't happened in years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: any thoughts you want to share is yeah, just quickly,
Speaker 1: I'll get to the point of it.
Speaker 3: I listened to your interview with Eddie and and I'll
Speaker 3: be honest, man, I got a little emotional during the
Speaker 3: interview because I've spent years on the radio with you guys.
Speaker 3: When I think of the best and the greatest moments
Speaker 3: on the Malor Show, Eddie was right in the middle
Speaker 3: of all of it. I played the clip a lot
Speaker 3: of him in real talk, singing that duet together all
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 1: We were learning, gentlemen, how you parte that scattered picture
Speaker 1: of the smiles we left, We were in tears.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there there were a few different moments like
Speaker 3: that that I'll always remember And just want to tip
Speaker 3: the mic to Eddie Garcia Man, one of the greats.
Speaker 3: I hope it works out to where he can come
Speaker 3: back to the company someday just like you did.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I have so many great memories as well with Eddie.
Speaker 1: I mean every bit that we did, Eddie was usually
Speaker 1: a part of most of the time and all the stick.
Speaker 1: I loved busting his balls about going to Disneyland the
Speaker 1: night of the NFL draft, and.
Speaker 3: You know, I was your tech producer and I also,
Speaker 3: you know, hosted the games and had a larger role
Speaker 3: than that on your show. But one thing that I
Speaker 3: loved about Eddie, besides him co hosting in essence, was
Speaker 3: he added little sound effects and drops here and there
Speaker 3: that were his own specialty. Yeah, and they always added
Speaker 3: to the fun. You know, he had great timing. He
Speaker 3: has great timing. And so if he does if he's
Speaker 3: not able to come back here and he lands somewhere else,
Speaker 3: And I texted this to him, I said, Man, somebody
Speaker 3: else is going to get a real radio pro and
Speaker 3: a treasure because he really helped that show go to
Speaker 3: the next level.
Speaker 1: And so he's going to be missed man a lot.
Speaker 1: How about shut up.
Speaker 3: I'm glad he's still going to come around on the
Speaker 3: Fifth Hour podcast here and hopefully come to the local
Speaker 3: and the Vegas Malard meet and greets you have, because
Speaker 3: he goes down in Malor's show slash Fox Sports History
Speaker 3: Lore No he does.
Speaker 1: I mean he's been there. He was there for over
Speaker 1: twenty years, and I still I need to last another
Speaker 1: six months and twenty six days and then I'll pass Eddie.
Speaker 1: I think I think he passed me for longest tenured
Speaker 1: at FSR employment, but who knows. Anyway, it's it's been
Speaker 1: a very interesting couple of weeks that you holidays coming
Speaker 1: up and just happy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, and I'm glad the boss has let you
Speaker 3: address it on the air and on the podcast. That
Speaker 3: was very classy of Scott Shapiro to let you do that.
Speaker 1: It was and I think I thank Scott. I was like,
Speaker 1: we had a conversation when I when I talked to
Speaker 1: him and Don when this all went down and they
Speaker 1: were explaining what had happened and going through all that,
Speaker 1: and that's private, that's not for broadcast. But they knew
Speaker 1: he'd been here too long. You can't just pretend like
Speaker 1: this didn't happen, So you have to you have to
Speaker 1: address it. Let's see what is next year? On the
Speaker 1: male bag Mike in Salt Lake, right since says, Hey,
Speaker 1: Ben and Danny, I heard I hear you guys, heard
Speaker 1: you Ben complaining about the price of food on your
Speaker 1: radio show. I brought up the taco thing the other
Speaker 1: day at on the radio anyway, says he says, I
Speaker 1: bet you're glad you don't drink coffee after seeing this story,
Speaker 1: so I clicked he sent me a link here, Danny,
Speaker 1: I you see this is from the New York Post.
Speaker 1: It's a Scottish dairy is offering the UK's most expensive
Speaker 1: cup of coffee. You want to take a guess how
Speaker 1: much one cup of coffee costs at this Scottish dairy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say eleven dollars. See that's how you play
Speaker 1: the game. See Eddie, if he was here, he would
Speaker 1: have held eight thousand dollars and would yeah, no, a
Speaker 1: cup of joe at the Scottish dairy. According to this
Speaker 1: link that this guy from Utah sent three hundred and
Speaker 1: forty four dollars the Scotty here. Yeah, a double shot
Speaker 1: espresso top with a layer of steam milk. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: a hand job. Yeah. You better get a happy ending
Speaker 1: for that man. That's Wow, three hundred and forty four
Speaker 1: bucks for a cup of coffee.
Speaker 3: Her right hand gets a workout while you sip on
Speaker 3: your latte.
Speaker 1: My right hand was getting a workout. I I geez,
Speaker 1: who's buying that? Well? Somebody? Maybe nobody is. I have
Speaker 1: no idea. My god, that's insane to the membrane. Needless
Speaker 1: to say this. Actually, this next one actually relates to that.
Speaker 1: This is from from Jay who sent this one in,
Speaker 1: and it's about the the banana. Did you guys talk
Speaker 1: about this on Covino and Rich this week, that duct
Speaker 1: tape banana? We did? It's just what a ridiculous story.
Speaker 1: So this, I guess it's a crypto billionaire guy bought
Speaker 1: the duct tape banana, which was they claimed art. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, Ben, please refer to it
Speaker 3: as art. It's an art piece.
Speaker 1: This is why I hate art, because this shit crap
Speaker 1: like this. So somebody duct taped the banana to a ball,
Speaker 1: and then a bunch of rich people drinking wine looked
Speaker 1: at it and said, oh, it's art, a masterpiece.
Speaker 3: If I took color to that museum, he would have
Speaker 3: torn it down and took a bite.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so stupid. It's so it's so embarrassed. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So some rich dude who's got more money than he
Speaker 1: can possibly use in his life, he bought the duct
Speaker 1: tape banana for six point two million dollars. And the
Speaker 1: kicker to the story here, Danny, the kicker to the story.
Speaker 1: The gentleman plans to eat it. Now, how is that
Speaker 1: a banana does not There's no way you can eat it, right,
Speaker 1: it's impossible because the banana lifespan this thing. This story's
Speaker 1: been around for a while, right, this is the banana story.
Speaker 1: It goes back at least three or four years, probably
Speaker 1: longer than that. Right.
Speaker 3: I hope this guy gets really, really sick from eating
Speaker 3: that banana. I'm not wishing death on him, but just
Speaker 3: very ill.
Speaker 1: Now. I guess the comedian is the guy that put
Speaker 1: this up first, some comedian, but the crypto billionaire bought
Speaker 1: the duct tape banana for six point two million, plans
Speaker 1: to eat it. But you know what you do is
Speaker 1: make banana bread, right, that's what you see. She make
Speaker 1: banana bread. Well, that's always that. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: My grandma always took the the ones with bruises and
Speaker 3: that we're too old and she set them aside and
Speaker 3: she said, that's gonna be bread.
Speaker 1: I'm all right, knock yourself out. Grama. Who's the first
Speaker 1: one that determined that let's make banana bread? Like? There
Speaker 1: must have been imagine that epiphany, the first person that realized, well,
Speaker 1: these bananas are turning bad, let's seef we can make
Speaker 1: bread out of them. And it must have been like
Speaker 1: just mind blowing right, just oh my god, I can't
Speaker 1: believe it. That is amazing. I wanted to mention we
Speaker 1: talked about the other day the bomb cyclone that hit Seattle,
Speaker 1: and yeah, we're getting into the time of the year
Speaker 1: here where the weather's kind of getting nasty and gnarly
Speaker 1: right late November and we're getting in on December. Is
Speaker 1: going to be year before you know it. So this
Speaker 1: is a friendly reminder, not from bomb dot com, but
Speaker 1: all of these new weather terms. And I learned this
Speaker 1: a couple of years back, but I want to remind
Speaker 1: people because some people don't know. These are all creations
Speaker 1: to scare you on social media, and they these are
Speaker 1: all like the weather events aren't any different, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, They just called them something else like
Speaker 1: instead of jet stream it's an atmospheric river, right, you know,
Speaker 1: either the jet stream would bring the rain or whatever,
Speaker 1: but now it's an atmosphere river. The heat Dome, I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna use the heat Dome when somebody has
Speaker 1: a big game, say they were in the heat Dome.
Speaker 1: I think I'll use that.
Speaker 3: You can't use that if they're playing at the Tropicana.
Speaker 1: No, no, you definitely definitely can't. Polar vortex that's been
Speaker 1: around a while. Yeah, we've heard people joke about that one.
Speaker 1: And then bomb cyclone is the that's the latest that
Speaker 1: has popped up here. And they they've changed the the
Speaker 1: definitions of certain weather events in the American Meteorological Society.
Speaker 1: The weather people who get together and it sounds like
Speaker 1: a rapper's name, bomb cyclone. Yeah, people get so freaked out. Oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's an atmospheric river. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's rain. It is rain, and I just wanted to match.
Speaker 1: I see that all over the place and people freak out,
Speaker 1: Why are you what are you freaking out? It's it's nothing,
Speaker 1: it's the same weather. It's just you know, sometimes the
Speaker 1: weather gets worse, sometimes it gets better. Mike and Fullerton
Speaker 1: writes and he says, Hello, Bendon, Danny G. I want
Speaker 1: to thank you for having Eddie Garcia on the Fifth
Speaker 1: Hour last week. It really helped cheer a lot of
Speaker 1: us up in the Mallard militia. But as you know,
Speaker 1: many of us in the militia are also big fans
Speaker 1: of Brian Finley. So if you truly want to cheer
Speaker 1: us all up, you got to book Finley for the
Speaker 1: Fifth Hour as soon as possible. We need it. Well,
Speaker 1: who sent this one in? Brian? Yeah? Well, this is
Speaker 1: Brian's roommate, Mike and full it, Yeah says. I also
Speaker 1: wanted to ask you, guys what you think of the
Speaker 1: new limit edition whoppers from Burger King. You've got the
Speaker 1: Maple Bourbon Barbecue Whopper, the Fried Pickle Ranch Whopper, and
Speaker 1: the Mexican Street Corn Whopper. Where do you rank them
Speaker 1: on your big board?
Speaker 3: You're gonna be happy to hear that I will. I
Speaker 3: will temporarily join you in your hatred for Ranch just
Speaker 3: over Burger King's menu because these all look disgusting.
Speaker 1: The only one that I might go with is the
Speaker 1: Maple Bourbon Barbecue Whopper. That's about it. But I have
Speaker 1: no interest in the fried Pickle ranch whopper, the Mexican
Speaker 1: street corn whopper. I'm out on. So none of the
Speaker 1: above with a slight maybe just because it includes barbecue,
Speaker 1: the maple bourbon barbecue whopper, that could be the one
Speaker 1: that could be the Yeah, that's a good point. I
Speaker 1: like maple as well.
Speaker 3: If it's maple barbecue, that's like that maple bake, that
Speaker 3: candy bacon. Oh, but I think it's safe to say
Speaker 3: Burger King can probably screw even that up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I have not eaten at Burger King in many,
Speaker 1: many years. We talk about you talk about Arby's, and
Speaker 1: that's you say, that's a front for something else, you know,
Speaker 1: and who knows, but.
Speaker 3: That's a front for a big drug operation in our country.
Speaker 3: Burger King, the quality of that went way down years
Speaker 3: and years ago when they were bought by a different company.
Speaker 1: I used to eat the elongated chicken sandwich at burger
Speaker 1: Can you remember that? The long chicken sam? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the og version of those were so good. It was
Speaker 1: always like special because you had onion rings and McDonald's
Speaker 1: didn't have onion rings.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and we got the crowns to wear on
Speaker 3: our heads.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember good old days. Al from the
Speaker 1: land old where Coop and Ben recycle unused questions gentlemen,
Speaker 1: since my writers were let go with the recent layoffs
Speaker 1: at iHeart, Alf says, here is an ask Ben question
Speaker 1: which is totally different, a totally different bit. I know
Speaker 1: here on the mailbag that was left in Coop's recycle
Speaker 1: bin and then eaten by Luigi and pooped out my
Speaker 1: dog Luigi. He says, Have you ever been duck pin
Speaker 1: or candle pin bowling? Have you ever been? I have not.
Speaker 1: I just recently went bowling for the first time. We
Speaker 1: talked about that in the podcast, first time in a while,
Speaker 1: and I loved it, and I'm like, all about it.
Speaker 1: I want to go bowling again. Uh, but no, I've not.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been duck pin? That's more of a
Speaker 1: Canadian thing, I think candlepin. Yeah, I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: I'm not even familiar with this, so candlepin, I think
Speaker 1: I might have confused these. I don't have the email
Speaker 1: in front of me, But candlepin, I believe is is
Speaker 1: a those little skinny skinny what do you call them?
Speaker 1: The thing when you bowl the ball down the pins. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but duck pin bowling, they have fat pins. I think
Speaker 1: I'm getting this right, and they have a like a
Speaker 1: smaller ball, Okay, gotcha? All right, all right, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't have that around here. I don't know, we don't
Speaker 1: really have that in this area, right, Danny, I don't
Speaker 1: recall maybe someone I don't know, a masshole mickey from
Speaker 1: the Commonwealth. Right. Since it's ol Ben and Danny, my
Speaker 1: question is, will you be doing a pod on the
Speaker 1: Sunday after Thanksgiving? I have a great question for you. Also,
Speaker 1: what is the number one favorite food that you'll be
Speaker 1: having for Thanksgiving? Oh? Boy? See mass whole mickey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a pet peeve of mine. Now I am
Speaker 1: working part of thanks you know, I'll be working leading
Speaker 1: into Thanksgiving morning for many reasons. I have to do
Speaker 1: the TV show whatever. But this is a reminder. You
Speaker 1: know how I feel, Danny about lazy Thanksgiving weekend radio?
Speaker 1: You do. The lot of people do like the food
Speaker 1: draft and all that I know, so I my favorite.
Speaker 1: I don't even like turkey, So I like these side
Speaker 1: dishes at Thanksgiving. But we don't want to get that
Speaker 1: into that. But I will as far as I know, Danny.
Speaker 1: I mean, we haven't talked about it. I think we'll
Speaker 1: be doing the podcast. Maybe we'll put Brian Finley on
Speaker 1: to make Ferg Dog happy. At least we'll know one
Speaker 1: person will be happy with the podcast. Yeah next week, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, and Fan hasn't been on in a while,
Speaker 3: so that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Actually, like ever, we've never had him on the podcast.
Speaker 1: He's never been on the podcast, but he's begged to
Speaker 1: go on the Really I thought he was on back
Speaker 1: in the day. No, no, I never put him on.
Speaker 1: He's never been a pod.
Speaker 3: So wow, this would be radio history then, yes, pod history.
Speaker 1: So we'll get out on that. I will be hanging
Speaker 1: out watching football obviously, all they the NFL car Hopefully
Speaker 1: I beat the crap out of that, not bag penny
Speaker 1: and and there's a lot of there's a lot of disagreements.
Speaker 1: Then there's eight disagreements here, so yeah, I can go
Speaker 1: eight and oh in those games, I will, I will
Speaker 1: zoom past the penny, which will be amazing. So I
Speaker 1: needm smelling four and four? How dare you? That's about
Speaker 1: what it's been. I know.
Speaker 3: I hope you can at least go I don't know
Speaker 3: like six and two.
Speaker 1: But I have been I've been better the last month
Speaker 1: or so I've been better, So there is that I've
Speaker 1: been a little bit better. Ben.
Speaker 3: Before we get out of here, I have breaking banana
Speaker 3: bread news.
Speaker 1: Breaking news, breaking news.
Speaker 3: Food historians believe that banana bread was a byproduct of
Speaker 3: the Great Depression, as resourceful housewives did not want to
Speaker 3: throw away over ripe bananas.
Speaker 1: It's great. So it only goes back that far. Huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it says that in the thirties stores started
Speaker 3: putting it out on their shelves.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. Listen, what is the mother of invention is?
Speaker 1: You know? Desperation is the mother? Yeah? Like that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll get out on that. Danny Anthy, you
Speaker 1: want to promote your traveling all over the place. I'm
Speaker 1: here Thanksgiving coming up here. What's your week like this week?
Speaker 3: Back to the La Studios on Monday, band for Covino
Speaker 3: and Rich two to four pm on the West Side
Speaker 3: and four to six pm in beautiful Biloxi, Mississippi.
Speaker 1: Some alcohol and some football today. It's all you need. Booze, food, football.
Speaker 1: You're good to go. All right, we'll get out on that.
Speaker 1: Have a wonderful weekend, as far as we know we will.
Speaker 1: We will have some pods on Thanksgiving weekend, and I
Speaker 1: will be here pretty much all week. We have the
Speaker 1: TV show. That's why I'm only gonna miss one show,
Speaker 1: one radio show, and that's heading into Black Friday. And
Speaker 1: it's called called Black Friday, nay racist anyway, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I didn't name it. Have a great night here, enjoy
Speaker 1: the football, and we'll catch you next time. Later. Skater
Speaker 1: gotta murder. I gotta go.