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Speaker 1: Talking back. Yeah, they talk better than talking about These

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Speaker 1: are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: like we're writing in our diaries, except we say I'm aloud.

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Speaker 1: We call them blogs. And Caitlin's got one go Deer blog.

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Speaker 2: So I got busted real bad the other day. And

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Speaker 2: if anyone's ever had to have like a shared laundry

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Speaker 2: situation in a building or whatever, then you might be

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Speaker 2: able to relate to this. So I was at my

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Speaker 2: friend Hillary's the other night, hot Hilary, as Fred calls her,

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Speaker 2: hell yea, and she had work in the morning and

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Speaker 2: she needed to wash her scrub.

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Speaker 1: She's a nurse, right, So she.

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Speaker 2: Goes out to switch her laundry load and she comes

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Speaker 2: back really frustrated, and she's like, oh my god, he

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Speaker 2: always does this. And it's a smaller building, it's not

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Speaker 2: like a high rise. She knew exactly the neighbor who

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Speaker 2: did it, and she's like, he always does this. He

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Speaker 2: leaves his crap in the washer and he doesn't change it,

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Speaker 2: and like it's getting late at night, like she has

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Speaker 2: to work whatever.

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Speaker 1: So we wait a while, wait a while to be courteous.

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Speaker 2: And we might have, you know, drinking a little wine,

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Speaker 2: maybe a little left handed cigarette, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: left hand, we might have been dabbling. The Devil's at us.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, I have an idea. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to take a stand.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: I like stand up for other people, way easier than myself.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, we're gonna sand like this always happens,

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Speaker 1: this is BS.

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Speaker 2: So we I'm like, we're going to go out there

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Speaker 2: and we're not going to do anything. We're just going

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Speaker 2: to take his laundry and just set it in the dryer,

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Speaker 2: like I'm not going to turn it on.

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Speaker 1: I don't mess with equals now, and see how that

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Speaker 1: would be a problem because you because that was my

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Speaker 1: first thought. Can it was okay, so you just put

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Speaker 1: the stuff with a dryer, turn it on. But you

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Speaker 1: can't because who knows, Maybe he didn't want everything dry.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you wind up ruining some of his clothes. So

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Speaker 1: I get what, you can't do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if somebody put you know, my nice panties

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Speaker 2: in the dryer, I'd be really upset.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, not the not the nice one, No, not

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Speaker 1: the nice ones. I would cry.

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Speaker 2: So we we were like, okay, we'll go out there

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Speaker 2: and we'll set it in there, no big deal, and

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Speaker 2: like we're we're like, we're going to be really fast

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Speaker 2: because again we're high, and we were like thinking everything's

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Speaker 2: a bigger deal than in it.

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Speaker 1: So we sneak out.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even like wearing pants and we're switching all

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Speaker 2: this guy's crap and down comes the guy. He totally

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Speaker 2: busts us and we're like, we're literally just staring this guy.

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Speaker 1: And so we've run.

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Speaker 2: Back in her apartment because for some reason we thought

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Speaker 2: that was like the better thing to do, and he

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Speaker 2: was very chilling, like hey, you know, like trying to

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Speaker 2: figure out what these women are doing with his boxers

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Speaker 2: in their hands. And so we go back in the

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Speaker 2: room and she's like, kayln, I live in a small building.

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Speaker 1: I have to see this guy. He goes to the gym,

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Speaker 1: I work out out, Like what are we gonna do?

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Speaker 2: And so our messed up brains go, we'll write them

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Speaker 2: a note. We're gonna write them a note. So we

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Speaker 2: start writing him notes and every note we'ressed up, Like

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Speaker 2: every note starts off really nice, like you know, dear so,

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Speaker 2: and so we're really sorry. But then Hillary was so frustrated,

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Speaker 2: she'd be like, but you really shouldn't leave yourself. And

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Speaker 2: then so we're like, I'm like, you can't gell at

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Speaker 2: him in this note. If we're apologizing, rip the note off.

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Speaker 2: We had one hundred drafts. We never left a note.

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Speaker 2: We got busted touching some guy's unmentionables, and it was

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Speaker 2: it was a situation. And now she's like, I can

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Speaker 2: never run into him ever again, Like she runs the

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Speaker 2: other way when she sees it.

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Speaker 1: And because it is, I think you get like a

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Speaker 1: in a shared environment when there's no other machine to use.

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Speaker 1: I think you get like a maybe twenty minute grace

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Speaker 1: period before somebody can move your stuff. The problem is

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Speaker 1: as a dude, imagine the other way around. Imagine if

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Speaker 1: you'd walked in and he was moving Hillary's pontis all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, he was in creep. So I feel like,

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Speaker 1: as I feel like, I don't know, I probably would

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Speaker 1: just avoid the whole scenario, yeah, and just be like

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Speaker 1: for you know, I'm gonna have to wait, But people

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Speaker 1: need to be courteous. We live in a society.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, he leaves it for like hours, and

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Speaker 2: if it wasn't her scrubs and also if I didn't

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Speaker 2: want to go to bed very badly, then I probably

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Speaker 2: wouldn't have touched his stuff. But we got busted and

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Speaker 2: now she's hiding from him.

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Speaker 1: I can never go back there.

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Speaker 2: And you know we're idiots.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think. I think it's just easier. I'm just

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Speaker 1: thinking about this in the course of a relationship or

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Speaker 1: in context of a relationship. Everyone does their own laundry.

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Speaker 1: I know it's a different topic, but I'm just thinking

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Speaker 1: about like, I don't I don't know I would mess

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Speaker 1: it up because my first thought in my brain was, well,

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Speaker 1: just stick it in the dryer and turn the dryer

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Speaker 1: on for the guy. No, you can't do that. I'm

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Speaker 1: not allowed anymore to do hobbies laundry for that reason.

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Speaker 1: Ye know how many shirts I've shrunk. You can't even

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Speaker 1: go to work anymore properly.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, you dry everything, and I would

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Speaker 2: be so sad if you put all my I barely

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Speaker 2: dry anything.

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Speaker 1: I would be so sad if you put myself in

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Speaker 1: the dryer. Yeah, I do. I watch everything on cold

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Speaker 1: and I hang up some stuff, but especially my panties,

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Speaker 1: I my unmentionables hang more freadshell next