WEBVTT - Abiding The Drama 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:06.240 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:10.360 Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe, Ketty. 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:17.360 Arm Strong and Katty and now he Armstrong and Getty. 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:26.320 I feel I get some more egregious this year, even 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:31.720 than the year's past. News outlets trying to pretend that 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:35.479 the female version of March Madness is every bit as 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:39.200 big a deal as the men's version of March Madness. Yeah, 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:41.680 and I've seen a couple of times where they tease, 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:45.479 coming up, how's your bracket looking? And then when they 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:49.120 come back, Yukon continues to dominate the bracket in the 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.720 women's NCAA tournament. They do that first and then do 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:54.520 the men's I mean, who are you kidding here? Who 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:55.280 are you kidding? 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:56.560 Wow? 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:59.960 I mean it's just if women's basketball were more pop 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.880 be than men's I'd be happy to say it. It 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:04.800 doesn't bother me. But it's not. It's just and it's 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:07.680 not even close. I mean, the attendance, the ratings, they're 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:11.679 not even in the same Ballparker league as a thing, 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:15.880 So why pretend that it is. I saw it. I 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.319 saw Bill burd the comedian other night. He was talking 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:21.160 about this. He was talking about the w NBA and 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.200 uh and players were angry about the crowds, and he 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:27.160 was saying, wemen, do we have to do everything so 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.399 we have to go to your games for you? Because 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:33.319 the women aren't filling the stadiums to go watch their 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:37.360 fellow women play, They're going to men's games. Yeah, I 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:39.759 know lots of women that are super big college basketball 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:45.800 fans men's college basketball fans. Yeah, it's not. There's nothing 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:48.960 wrong with the fact that, for whatever reason, the men's 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:50.920 version is more popular by a lot. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:52.200 There are several reasons. 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:54.960 Yeah, but yes, we're aware that when Caitlin Clark was 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.000 in the final the ratings were fantastic. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:02:00.240 Blah blah blah. But yeah, it's it's an odd, odd thing. 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:04.480 But why pretend, why lead with the women's and act 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:06.880 like that, That's what everybody's waiting through the commercials for. 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.840 It's the sort of people of the left who equate 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:16.760 the word equal with the same that if women have 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:19.880 an equal right to sports, if not as many people. 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:21.120 Go to watch them or watch them on. 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:25.079 TV, that's proof that it's some sort of discrimination or injustice. No, 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:28.280 men and women should be equal, but not the same 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:30.919 equal opportunities, equal rights, but not the same. 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:33.320 That's a bizarre notion. Anyway. 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:37.239 I just had a very funny AI moment Apple now 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.360 in their struggle to get AI going and working with 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:41.320 Google and all will give you. I think it was 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.799 on lock screen a summary of a text if you're 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:47.120 just looking, you know at oh, I'm the text coming, 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:51.360 And the summary of the text was twice as long. 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.800 As the actual text. That was funny. 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.600 The actual the text of the text was go ahead, 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:00.920 and the summary was encouraged to continue. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.160 I find that sometimes the summary of an email or 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:08.679 a text looks really harsh, and I think, uh oh, 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:12.520 And then it's a very lighthearted reply, like what why 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:15.040 did you make it seem like? All right, rejection of 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:15.880 your proposal? 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:19.640 Uh? Okay? 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:22.920 Coming up some really good stuff from the best heckler 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:27.040 in baseball, just hilariously funny and all sorts of good 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:28.840 stuff to squeeze into the final hour. 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:30.680 Of the week. But first, let's take fun look back 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:31.440 at the week that was. 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:38.480 It's cow clips of the Week. 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:32.960 A. 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:39.640 Week this lesbian has had plenty of girlfriends with penises. 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:45.560 I can't explain that you know a person living like 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:48.920 a rot. It pieces me off. That's what I say. 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:49.440 What should I do? 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:50.920 If it's telling the clean. 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:55.400 We cannot incarcelrate our weight out of violence. 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:56.960 We've already tried that. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:02.640 It is racist, it is immoral, unholy. You must be happy. 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:05.800 I'm very happy ya Tola is dead. I'm what too? 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:07.320 What what is that? 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:08.240 Who does? 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:11.680 I otola e street fan is coming your way and 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:17.560 we are bringing over fear peace over. This thing is 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.839 going to be settled very soon. We did a Yojima. 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:23.200 We can do this the Marines. 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.960 My money is always on the Marine and the grand 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:29.280 scheme of things. Fast wars just don't happen, and they're 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:33.880 not easily resolved. Makes you trust I don't trust anybody, 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.839 don't trust you. I'm never in all. 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.039 The work I've ever done in the energy, and they 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:39.160 do nothing but lie for their teeth. 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:43.159 We're gonna end up with settling this. Otherwise we just 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:44.760 keep bombing our little hearts out. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:49.800 Sometimes you have to escalate to de escaletor But I 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.159 really hope the American people will be with him because 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:54.440 he's doing this to make the whole real safer him. 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.720 We are an idea that threatens I wrong, that threatens this. 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:02.800 Regime because we are are open, we are progressive. They 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:03.640 want to make a deal. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:05.680 The reason they want to make a deal is they 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.120 have been just bigtish. 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:36.279 North doesn't do them wrong. It was right, I'll do 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.320 that to our national clips of the week. 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.600 That reminds me I was going to say, and that 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.800 many regimes around the world that I would be executed 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.919 for slaughtering the national anthem like that, which reminded me. 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:54.080 It's becoming pretty clear who the next leader of North 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:55.360 Korea is going to be. 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:59.039 And it's fat Head's thirteen year old daughter. Yeah, I 0:05:59.080 --> 0:05:59.400 saw that. 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:02.400 Yeah, I mean, we're all familiar with the concept of 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:06.000 mean girls, but she's going to be a mean girl. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:07.880 Well, why do you suppose he did that? Does she 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.640 just shows a certain promise or. 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:15.560 Yes, it's got to be she has the qualities or 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.279 gets it at that tender age of what the family 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.960 business is, because for a while it was supposed to 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:21.760 be his sister. 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:23.279 But they're roughly the same age. 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:25.400 I wonder if it's just somebody young enough they're not 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.080 a threat yet, you don't have to worry about them 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:29.800 consolidating power and offering you. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:30.960 Yeah. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:33.440 Yeah, but it's surprising to a lot of career watchers 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:37.040 that it's a female, but whatever. 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:39.480 So the clip we played in there of the Mayor 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:42.359 of Chicago saying we can't incarcerate ourselves out of this problem. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.040 That whole you know, jailing people hasn't worked. It actually 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:47.920 did work very very well. We started jailing the hell 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:50.279 out of people like in the seventies, and then crime 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:53.000 dropped like crazy over the eighties and nineties two thousands. 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:54.799 Then we decided to go back to the other direction 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.560 and let's try not punishing people for crime anymore. So, 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.800 which brings me to our new code thing. We've got 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:04.520 on the bathroom here on the fifth floor here at 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.800 the building, so now they've got a keypad on there, 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:09.480 like and I don't know where you're listening, where you live, 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:12.000 this might be completely foreign to you. You might be 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:15.600 living like all of America has lived for hundreds of years, 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:17.840 where if you go into a restaurant, they have a 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:19.880 bathroom that's open to the public, and if you want 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.200 to go, you just go and you walk in the door. 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:24.280 You might live somewhere like that and be completely lost 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:28.080 by this conversation. But around here in California, they are 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:32.400 very very very few open public restrooms. They all have 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.280 a lock on them with a code, and you have 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.440 to get a code from somebody at the front. And 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:39.440 it's all to keep junkies from using your bathroom, like 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:42.160 sleeping in there, befouling it, washing themselves whatever. 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:45.640 Well, and just to make the point even clearer, it's 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:48.800 not like there are public bathrooms quote unquote in the 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:51.760 radio ranch. They're just unlocked bathrooms for the businesses and 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:53.320 the customers of those businesses to. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:57.400 You, which you could have forever in every office building 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.640 in America. And what drives me crazy, And this is 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.280 what I'm complaining to my kids about. And you know, 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.360 when we're at CBS and you got to get somebody 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:07.440 with a key to unlock the enter persperant for you. 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:13.240 We keep adjusting to the junkies. We keep backpedaling away 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:18.000 from the junkies and letting them encroach on our enjoyable lives. 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:21.080 They get to take our enjoyment so that they can 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:24.000 have more enjoyment. When are we gonna stop this retreating 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:28.440 So rather than you know, any you got the lawsuit 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.560 thing like Starbucks ended up in a lawsuit because they 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.440 wouldn't let somebody in a bathroom or whatever. And blah 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:34.680 blah blah. So then a lot of businesses just decide, okay, 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:36.440 we don't have public bathrooms, and they always have a 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:39.160 sign say closed for repair or whatever. There's lots of 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:41.760 places like that in Califly where you just don't have 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.640 the bathroom because you're gonna get into some sort of 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.120 legal problem. What are we gonna stop retreating and say no, no, no, 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.080 how about this. How about you get all the freaking 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:52.480 drug addicts within five blocks out of here and then 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:55.400 we can continue to have open bathrooms like we always have. 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:56.560 And it was fine. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:59.880 Now is a perfect moment for clip number eleven. Michael's 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:03.480 fellow by the name of Kevin Dalgren. He's a Portlander. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.319 I am not standing in a trash dump. I am 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:11.160 standing in a public park in the city of Portland. 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:15.720 This is absolutely disgusting and it is everywhere. This is 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:20.440 not an isolated issue. I find this in our green 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:23.680 spaces every single day. It's hundreds of thousands of pounds 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:25.880 of trash everywhere. 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:30.679 One of the most beautiful cities in the world. And 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:34.800 the video is amazing. It's just so much garbage. It 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.320 looks like, well, it looks like the outskirts of a 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:38.000 garbage dump. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.800 So that guy, I'm sure is a guy with a 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:46.120 job in paying taxes, paid for the park, then. 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:46.520 Has enjoyed it for most of his life. 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:49.000 Then drug addicts didn't get to befoul it with no 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.480 penalty to them. You don't get used to the park 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:54.920 and probably are gonna up paying for the cleanup and maintenance. 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:55.760 Yeah. 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:59.760 What kind of society is said, pray your kid doesn't 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:00.880 stay up on a syringe. 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:05.080 Yeah, just nuts. We gotta quit retreating in the face 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:07.560 of the drug zombies. 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:10.640 Do we actually have the Willie Brown audio or is 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:13.440 that just something you saw where he was talking about 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:16.160 how ridiculous it is to Yeah, okay, yeah I read it. 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:19.920 But former mayor of San Francisco in a longtime Speaker 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:24.000 of the House, Speaker of the Assembly in California, said 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:27.680 that California San Francisco's policies ruined the city. All these 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:30.319 social workers who got in charge, who think they can 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.640 talk these people out of being bad. He is basically 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:37.600 just saying that some people are bad and you got 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.600 to throw him in jail, yeah the end, or kick 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:41.240 him out of the park. 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:44.080 Where am I supposed to go? Not here? That's your problem. 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:46.320 You can't be here. Nuts. 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:48.240 All right, I'll stop complaining. It's a Friday. I don't 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:49.960 want to be angry. Just reminded me when I went 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:53.640 to the bathroom to punch in the code. I'm adjusting 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:58.720 to them as opposed to making them adjust to us. Nuts. Anyway, 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.120 we'll talk about something nice like baseball coming up. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:11.120 Stay here, Kyle Holmer and he loses. Odell prooves. Oh, 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:11.679 we got it. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.840 We got a cap, We got a cap, touch, a challenge, challenge. 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:18.760 Call of the ball, and a cave from Peralta. 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:26.920 Not so is that first successful challenge of a ball 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:28.360 strike calling major League Baseball? 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:31.240 So the computer told the umpire they are wrong on 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:31.960 their call. 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:33.520 Right exactly. 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:37.040 We had a discussion yesterday based on a column by 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.240 Jason Gay in the Wall Street Journal about the problems 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.160 with the robot umpire thing, and it was so insightful, 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:45.400 so good goodos to Jason. If you want to hear it, 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:48.880 grab yesterday's Armstrong gettyon demand podcast. I won't repeat all 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:53.120 of it, but I got permission from my buddy Brian, 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:56.200 the Major League umpire recently retired, who's been, you know, 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.960 feeding me information about all sorts of baseball, relating things 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:04.120 for a long time. Who said something interesting. I'm less 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:07.000 worried about the job security because our biggest, most important 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:10.440 job is when nobody really realizes. But major League Baseball 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:14.280 knows handling the emotions of the players and keeping order. 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:16.880 There's no computer system that will help with that. 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.120 Now that the balls and strikes can't be argued or 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:21.480 vented over, are they going to start fighting each other 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:24.200 in the dugout? The anger and emotion has to go somewhere. 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:26.439 I can't wait to see where it goes. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:32.439 Shot, give me a shot. Remember we're playing that clip 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:34.760 years ago, the manager losing his mind and the umpire, 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:38.160 you know, letting him vent and talking him down. That's 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:38.960 exactly right. 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:42.520 Yeah, And the players are really really intense sometimes too, 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:44.360 and they need somebody to vent at, and so they 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:46.240 yell at the MP a couple of times, the umperols 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:49.079 their eyes, and on we go with the game. Yeah. 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:52.000 I thought that was interesting. Speaking of baseball, I was 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:57.400 aware of this guy kind just a little bit. But 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:00.679 it's funny he's kind of got a higher profile now 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:02.720 thanks to oh And both of these stories are kind 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.479 of about baseball, but they're really about. 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:05.880 Life and human beings. 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:10.040 Trevor Gilmore, or Trev's Chirps, as he's known on social media, 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:14.880 is the world's greatest baseball heckler right now, and because 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:18.360 of social media you can hear his stuff. He and 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:21.280 a buddy went to a Triple A baseball game, sat 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:26.000 in the bleachers and thought, these people's heckling is terrible, 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:29.720 he said. He said, they're not creative and it's personal. 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:32.880 It's mostly just a lot of you sucks. So I'm like, 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:34.880 there's a better way to do this, and so he 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.200 launched his social media pages and his buddy, who is 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:40.679 at the game of films everything he does. He's actually 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:43.000 a big Giants fan, hangs out at the San Francisco 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:45.840 Giants games a lot and they have a special ticket 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:47.920 deal with him, and a lot of fans will like 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:50.920 buy him tickets or post for pictures. He's become a thing. 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:51.240 Wow. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:53.600 But we'll start with twelve Michael and go from there. 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.079 Here is some of Trevor Gilmore's work. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:14:01.480 Payada, I bet you drink red wine with you, bump. 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:04.520 Hey, pro bark. 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:09.200 I bet you put your feet on people's dashboard you bump. 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:15.640 Hey said that, I bet you like to chew with 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:20.120 your mouth out man. You bum hey, Kevin. 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.400 I hear you like to drive your golf cart on 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:22.920 the green. 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:28.800 You bump Jackson bum is a good old timeyter. 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:33.080 I remember hearing that it comes games when I was 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:37.560 a little kid. Uh the padres Jackson. Merril says he 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:39.920 chirped me and was like, I bet you. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:41.480 Always three putted golf. 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.080 So for the first month of the offseason, I three 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.240 putted every green, something I never do. 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:51.160 He got inside my head. You boom, you bum. 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.040 I'm about a little more, Michael, Hey, Rell. 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.720 It you look like you dropped palm and loot. You 0:14:56.760 --> 0:15:01.520 bump heavy La. I hear you like your steak well done? 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:04.080 You bump pay call that. 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.440 I bet you really want to be traded in the 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:07.640 Savannah bananas. 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:08.560 You bump. 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:13.960 Hey, No, lad, I bet you don't know the difference between. 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:14.800 There there and there. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:22.080 You bump Hey, Jeffrey, I hear you like to buy 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:23.520 your Lego three built? 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:29.000 You bump. 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:30.280 Wow. 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.800 He'll also drop the occasional movie quote or song lyric, 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:37.200 which always gets to the knowing fan. Oh do we 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:38.080 have time for one more? 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:41.200 Michael? Why not? I hear you. 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:45.560 Don't refill the Britta. When you're done, you bump hey, 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:46.920 Jonah Dud. 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:50.320 I hear your favorite character on the office was Angela. 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:54.520 You bump hey, Randall. I bet you leave tracks in 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.920 your friend's cars. You bought what a shrt bag? Am 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.840 I right? Hey? Till that you looked like you eat 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:01.600 bananas with. 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:04.600 The peel on you bumpy. 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.920 I bet you think afrikais the country you. 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:20.680 Yeah, you bum you bum oh boy. 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:22.440 That is fantastic. 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:24.720 That is so American. I love that. 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.600 I sat behind a couple of young guys in Phoenix 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.480 at a Phoenix Suns game. I took my dad. I 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:33.240 told this story many times his eightieth birthday. I bought 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:35.360 tickets to sit right behind the bench to watch Lebron 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.680 play when Cleveland was in Phoenix, and so we got 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:40.440 set up close and everything. But there were these two 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:42.680 must have been rich kids. They were young, sitting in 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:46.240 the very front row. Also, their heckles were really good. 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:48.400 They were kind of like that they heckled endlessly, but 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:50.920 they were all like, not personal. They were just like 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:54.480 weirdly entertaining. Ten the players would look over and shake 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:56.280 their heads like, what the hell are you talking about? 0:16:56.560 --> 0:17:04.800 I hear you eat your kid cat sideways. Oh that's great. 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:10.240 Oh the old ballpark. Huh, lit'sten. We're the funniest country 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:13.400 on Earth. Let's not lose that, America exactly. We got 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:14.879 more of the way if you missed making the podcast 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:17.439 Armstrong and Getty on Demand Armstrong and Getty. 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:23.040 Shocking scene in Florida at Daytona Beach International Airport watches 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:25.760 this man runs towards a plane. Authority say he ran 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:29.880 his Ford Mustang through the airport gate, entered the active tarmac, 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.400 and tried to board an aircraft. Brian Parker was arrested. 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.920 Officials say he was intoxicated. He faces a number of charges, 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:38.920 including felony trespass. 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:43.639 Florida man. So he crashes this he's drunk, crashes his 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:47.159 car through the gate at the airport, it's all the 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:49.080 way to a plane, and tries to get on the plane. 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:52.959 That is some behavior. I don't know what was going on, 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:54.639 is what it was. 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:57.840 It was like a small, like a single engine plane, 0:17:57.880 --> 0:17:59.320 and he tried to get into the cockpit. 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:02.200 Wow. I wonder what he was thinking in his head, 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:03.879 what he thought was going on. Anyway, we've got some 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:07.080 of the body cam audio, I guess from one of 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:11.399 the law enforcement people. What's the deal man, I don't remember. 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:15.320 Yeah, that a bunch of drugs, meeting. 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:22.000 Cocaine, drinking and smoke a pot. 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:23.960 Look yet, and get on my phone motorcycle. 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:26.640 So you were doing all kinds of drugs and ran 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:28.920 through the gate. Yeah, and I crashed my car. 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:33.639 Well, it's going to aid in the investigation. Thank you, 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:34.840 sir for your candor. 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:38.360 Well, the so, the cocaine, pot, and the booze all 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.959 combined together to somehow it seemed like a good idea 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:43.560 to crash through the gate at an airport and try 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:44.480 to board a plane. 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:48.520 He seemed remarkably coherent, getting a dell that had occurred, 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:53.800 No kidding, Wow, he looked high as a kite, and 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:55.240 he said he didn't really remember. 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:58.200 He looked way too old for that sort of lifestyle too. 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:00.720 Oh really, how old do you appear to be? Fifty eight? 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:02.719 Fifty eight, fifties? 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:06.680 Yeah, that's a twenty something sort of behavior, not fifty eight. 0:19:06.880 --> 0:19:08.280 Some miracle he's lived this long. 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:11.480 Okay, I got something kind of thick here. Can you 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:13.520 handle thick on a Friday? This kind of thick? This 0:19:13.560 --> 0:19:18.920 is pretty interesting though. Sixty k or cc I was 0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:25.119 gonna go with c k cc okay uh. 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:28.840 Who'd this come from? 0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:31.760 From? An author of a book called Islam Israel in 0:19:31.760 --> 0:19:33.880 the West. I don't know this person. It doesn't really matter. 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:36.159 Assume this is true. If it's not true, I don't know, 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:40.119 assume me complain on the internet. Go on the internet 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:46.760 and complain. There is a species of ant that approaches 0:19:46.800 --> 0:19:50.520 the edge of another ant colony, kills a single worker, 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:53.320 and then takes on the dead ant scent. Have you 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:54.200 ever heard this before? 0:19:54.760 --> 0:19:56.600 It sounds vaguely familiar. Yeah. 0:19:56.720 --> 0:20:00.880 For ants, scent is everything and one once you kill 0:20:00.960 --> 0:20:04.480 that aunt, get its scent. Wearing that scent, the intruder 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:07.000 can walk in with no resistance. The workers pass by 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:11.359 without any concern whatsoever. The intruder then moves inward toward 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:15.000 the queen. Then it sprays the queen with a different 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:18.240 scent that makes the workers turn on her than they 0:20:18.280 --> 0:20:21.640 surround her and kill her. Oh, my lord, the intruder 0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:23.639 does not need to fight anyone. The colony does the 0:20:23.640 --> 0:20:28.320 work itself. Once the queen is gone, the intruder reproduces. 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:31.359 The true invader is no longer an intruder. It is 0:20:31.600 --> 0:20:35.000 the future. And of course you probably saw this coming. 0:20:35.440 --> 0:20:38.400 This was going to be a allegory, metaphor, or whatever 0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:41.800 you want to call it, for something bigger. This is 0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:47.440 how ideological takeover works. A destructive foreign ideology takes the 0:20:47.480 --> 0:20:51.600 scent of familiar ideas and walks in as if it belongs. 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:56.879 It speaks the native vocabulary justice, equality, compassion, rights, progress. 0:20:57.359 --> 0:21:00.399 It uses these words and quietly changes what they point to. 0:21:00.840 --> 0:21:04.680 Then it moves inward. It alters how foundations are perceived. 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:08.600 Responsibility is made to smell like cruelty, law like oppression, 0:21:08.720 --> 0:21:13.480