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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. This is Clova from Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: a moan And you're about to listen to a pollcast

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Speaker 1: and I hope it's stilled soon because it's gonna self destructing.

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Speaker 1: Three two one plug your.

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Speaker 2: Is you guys? Remember the trendiest tattoo that you could

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Speaker 2: get back in the late nineties early two thousands.

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Speaker 3: Butterfly on your lower back? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, I mean it's the lower back tat aka the

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Speaker 2: tramp stamp.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: But then something horrible happened.

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Speaker 3: What's that?

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Speaker 2: The movie Wedding Crashers made fun of them.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 2: And SNL did a really popular skit about it, So

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Speaker 2: no shocker. They kind of fell out of fashion.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It made me feel good though, because you know, it

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Speaker 3: was like in high school, all the popular girls were

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Speaker 3: getting lower back tats and I wasn't popular, And so

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Speaker 3: finally I was like.

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Speaker 7: Hah, yeah, chokes on you now, why didn't you?

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Speaker 3: Because it wasn't cool. I still am not cool.

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Speaker 2: You could have been. But recently, a famous tattoo artist

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Speaker 2: in La was interviewed about What's Hot Lately and she

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Speaker 2: says they've been getting more and more requests now to

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Speaker 3: It's all because the low rise jeans man well.

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Speaker 2: Including one woman in her forties who just got one,

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Speaker 2: says it makes her feel empowered having Y two K

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Speaker 8: But this time she could have chosen a different tattoo.

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Speaker 9: At this point, I was hoping you're going to say

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Speaker 9: it's Japanese writing that she has no idea what.

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Speaker 3: It means her last name in Old English.

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Speaker 8: Thankfully, how we did it for you.

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Speaker 2: I could kind of see Alexis being into this and

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Speaker 10: I am I wrong, but a lower.

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Speaker 8: Back tat would totally be your vibe.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, And.

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Speaker 3: There was a girl in my high school who got

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Speaker 5: That's how.

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Speaker 2: I could see Alexis getting like maybe a designer handbag

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Speaker 1: But I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Tell us what you decide to go with elections. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: it's time to get into the shock collar question of

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Speaker 2: the day. And we have a bucket full of names

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Speaker 2: We're gonna draw one out to you who gets asked

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Speaker 2: the trivia question. If you answer wrong, then we're gonna

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Speaker 2: get shocked while singing a song. So text into seventy

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Speaker 2: five nine too and tell us which one you'd like

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Speaker 2: to hear. Jose, you can draw one out because you

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Speaker 2: had it last. Who'd you get?

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Speaker 10: Jeff enjoy my party pillows?

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Speaker 3: Okay for party, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna put on the shot collar and all that

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Speaker 2: happens digital. Jake, please write a shock collar question of

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Speaker 2: the day.

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Speaker 12: Before a first date, Experts say it's best to know

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Speaker 12: as much as you can about a person so you

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Speaker 12: don't walk into something you weren't prepared for. For example,

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Speaker 12: are they a psychopath?

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Speaker 10: No question?

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Speaker 12: Maybe they're a psychopath, but they work at home deposts.

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Speaker 12: You can get a discount it.

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Speaker 10: The handy psychopath.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 12: A new study looked at the top ways that we

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Speaker 12: snoop on potential first dates, and seventy three percent of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I should, And then the other people are lying, yeah,

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Speaker 12: The number one thing we do is check their social

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Speaker 12: media accounts. Yeah, forty singles do that prior to meeting.

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Speaker 2: A date autumn. Obviously, I need you to.

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Speaker 12: Come up with the rest of the top four ways,

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Speaker 12: in no particular order.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm assuming all of these are going to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not.

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Speaker 8: Like Brooks in the back alley like a raccoon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, leftover sandwich in here.

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Speaker 10: Bonu is I like him?

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Speaker 3: He said social media? But it's he said, their social media.

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Speaker 3: Does it count if you snoop their friends social media?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 12: I'll tell you twenty five percent of people search their

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Speaker 3: They cost money, Oh they do.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I've done one.

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Speaker 9: Let's go simple, honestly on the list for sure, Google

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Speaker 9: Just google someone's name and see what because that's multiple.

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Speaker 8: Like there were photo.

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Speaker 2: A sneaky way that maybe not a lot of people

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Speaker 13: I always and if they thanks.

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Speaker 2: For dinner, then you know red flag.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and you receive their friends are cuter.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure it's not green flag that they're actually

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Speaker 12: It's good to have as much info as possible about

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Speaker 12: the person has on their profile that they're six ' five,

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Speaker 12: then you meet them in their five to six, are

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Speaker 12: experts say it's okay to snoop. And I asked you

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Speaker 14: Right or not.

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Speaker 12: Ten percent of people look up their transaction history on Venmo.

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Speaker 12: That's good for fifth on the list. Not technically a

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Speaker 2: No, No, that's more of like professional networking.

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Speaker 3: If you're not counting it as social media. Definitely put LinkedIn. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: if they have like a legit job walking.

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Speaker 10: It together, yeah, or you can see they have a

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Speaker 3: Or what about Google searching their address of where they live.

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Speaker 8: Get their address?

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Speaker 2: I would rather hack their doorbell camp might actually get

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Speaker 3: That never Spotify is their names to see if they're

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Speaker 3: lying about their musical interests. Find out.

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Speaker 2: You're just seeing what type of music they like. And

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Speaker 8: I think men would be scared.

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Speaker 3: How many crime things you got it?

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Speaker 2: I think I'm going to lock these in. So number

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Speaker 2: one is checking their social media, two is googling their name,

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Speaker 2: three is checking their LinkedIn and four their Spotify.

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Speaker 10: Wow, sticking with it?

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Speaker 3: Interesting?

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Speaker 12: According to a new study, these are the top ways

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Speaker 12: we snoop our potential date. Number one forty nine percent

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Speaker 12: Two thirty seven percent of people google the name of

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Speaker 8: Oh wow, it's Spotify, you got it.

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Speaker 12: I don't know that now. Your final guest was Spotify.

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Speaker 12: Nine percent of people check out their playlist on an

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Speaker 12: Number four was fourteen percent of people pay money for

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Speaker 10: I figured and I stated, I think anybody should.

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Speaker 8: You wait a couple of dates to see worth the money?

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Speaker 10: Like you kept trying to stab me.

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Speaker 2: Well, well didn't get it right, so I'm gonna get shocked.

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Speaker 2: And somebody wanted to hear hips don't lie by Shakira.

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Speaker 2: Oh baby, when you talk like that, woman go mad.

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Speaker 10: I'm also reading body signs.

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Speaker 8: That was good.

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Speaker 2: That's a good idea. It's a shot collar question of the.

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Speaker 2: and find new creative ways to make our show engaging

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Speaker 2: for all the listeners. Yeah, yeah, it's hard, but this

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Speaker 2: Today?

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Speaker 7: We observe the strange and peculiar behavior of the wild

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Speaker 7: Radio DJ natural habitat the recording studio. Individually, they're quite underwhelming,

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Speaker 7: often lazy creatures. It is the disheveled, hungry, and possibly

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Speaker 3: I feel for them.

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Speaker 2: No fascinating, horrifying.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes lets take a deep look into what makes these

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Speaker 7: Your Mind?

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Speaker 2: What is it that's coming up? It's Brooking, Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the Morning and Hot Tip. If you see someone burying

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Speaker 10: That literally anywhere else.

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Speaker 2: Major point of concern.

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Speaker 5: Or I'm sorry, soccer game or whatever you want to

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Speaker 10: I a soccer party.

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Speaker 2: I told you that she was at town.

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Speaker 5: Good for you. Yeah, literally, guys.

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Speaker 9: Not even twenty four hours later, she changes it back

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Speaker 2: That was quick.

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Speaker 8: That's what she said.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, what she said, And I'm like, wait a minute,

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Speaker 13: He's putting this all on Facebook.

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Speaker 5: To go to see it.

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Speaker 9: And so coincidentally, my birthday just happened and I get

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm sad you're asking. I mean, I don't want

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Speaker 8: What's bigger than a red flag?

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Speaker 2: Look for the status change on hoss face. Look out Alexis,

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Speaker 13: So my eleven year old brother is becoming like a

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Speaker 8: Little Okay, it started.

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Speaker 13: I told you guys, Star'd like control our accounts a

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Speaker 8: And stuff like look on her.

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Speaker 5: And then the other day he joined.

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Speaker 8: That really stressed you out.

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Speaker 13: It did, because he's doing stuff on purpose for me

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Speaker 3: So that I talk about him on the show.

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Speaker 13: Well, he has more control than he's asking me to

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Speaker 13: guys if patches the cat trolls you on anything TikTok

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Speaker 8: Yes, okay, it might be patching.

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Speaker 9: The cat because I shouted him out on my Twitch streaming.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, brother, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: He's evil, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: So the house that I'm renting right now is pretty

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Speaker 2: You guys know about that.

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Speaker 3: They put like a sub pumpet or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it just sounds like a toilet's flushing every

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Speaker 2: five minutes. Multiple appliance is in the kitchen don't work anymore.

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Speaker 2: they'll just fall from the ceiling in our living room

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Speaker 3: Carpenter. Aren't they like eating your the frame of your house?

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Speaker 10: Probably anyone.

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Speaker 2: We told the homeowners they won't fix any of it.

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Speaker 3: What they won't call an exterminator.

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Speaker 2: None of that. And here's the best part. Just got

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Speaker 3: That's a big jump.

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Speaker 2: And you know what I said. I said thank you,

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Speaker 8: It's lastic. That's how they say.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's outdoors have made.

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Speaker 5: They're like these idiots.

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Speaker 2: A text into seven eight five nine two, tell us

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Speaker 3: If they did it, you.

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Speaker 5: Know, yeah, I'll never forget. It was Chris Corey, A couple, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Jennifer imaginary one yeah, right here another text him and says,

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Speaker 2: I want a jackpot at the casino my mom's birthday

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Speaker 2: a hundred bucks?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 15: Yes, yeah?

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Speaker 3: I feel awkward right now.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Ryan is.

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Speaker 4: Cool, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: If you're on a hot dinner date, but you notice

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Speaker 2: their teeth, No, is there a way to handle that

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Speaker 3: You've got to say something.

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Speaker 2: You think you want to point it out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just maybe, like you just go.

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Speaker 2: Or do you tell the waiter to reach in there

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Speaker 4: Open a little lighter.

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Speaker 2: Oh so, yeah, you like the scrap book? Tell me

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Speaker 3: We're why is the scrap booking weirder than the shop app?

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Speaker 2: If you're ever in that situation, don't group chat about

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Speaker 2: it with your friends. Come on to our show and

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Speaker 2: tell your story to the masses. Yeah, we have more

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Speaker 2: embarrassing ones just like that. When we do a Battle

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Speaker 2: of the Tinder Dates coming up right after this.

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Speaker 4: One dating app, then dares you swipe right? The question

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Speaker 4: is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game

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Speaker 2: show that encouraged Prince Charming to go on kiss that

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Speaker 9: Oh that is not true.

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Speaker 2: No, Battle the Tender Dates, where two of our listeners

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Speaker 2: go head to head to find out whose dating life

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Speaker 2: is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just

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Speaker 2: a second, but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner,

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Speaker 2: he always takes his dates to a restaurant where two

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Speaker 2: of his ex'es are servers, just so he can watch

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Speaker 2: the fireworks happen. It's brave days.

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Speaker 3: Heyne managed to date a half of a restaurant. That's amazing,

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Speaker 3: just like the cooks do.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 2: And in the other corner, he's the first person in

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Speaker 3: We just don't show up for class, right, Like, that's

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Speaker 2: What's up, Sean?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 16: What's up?

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Speaker 15: Guys?

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Speaker 2: Here's how the game works. One contestant is gonna start

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Speaker 2: by telling one of their worst dating stories. The other

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Speaker 2: We're going back and forth for three rounds till we

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Speaker 2: Days Go.

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Speaker 15: So I met this girl with a comedian, or at

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Speaker 14: She was.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, she was funny at first, but then she wouldn't

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Speaker 3: Oh, try and material out on you.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, and like, while we were trying to make out

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Speaker 3: Oh, stand up comedian. I didn't realize you met junior

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Speaker 3: high Comedia.

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Speaker 4: Give me a kiss.

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Speaker 2: Romance has changed, gone Sean, You're up all right?

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Speaker 17: I got a better one. So I brought this grow

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, you didn't want her to hear it, man,

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00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,120
Speaker 2: I think it'd be weird, right, Yeah, maybe my day.

456
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,840
Speaker 17: She saved the night, right, And the next morning we're

457
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 17: going to go to breakfast, and then she starts going

458
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 17: through my sister's room and starts going through a closet

459
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,879
Speaker 17: looking for something aware.

460
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, I feel like this person's been

461
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 3: my roommate before.

462
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:30,440
Speaker 16: I was like, no, no, no.

463
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 17: No, no, no, no, stop that, get out of there.

464
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:32,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

465
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,879
Speaker 17: She's like, what's the difference. Eventually we're gonna be sisters

466
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,760
Speaker 17: in laws anyway.

467
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:43,960
Speaker 18: Oh gotta go, Yeah, Brookie, don't borrow your sister in

468
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 18: law stuff.

469
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Speaker 3: I mean we're matching round too.

470
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 2: Dave back to you get it.

471
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:56,239
Speaker 15: Okay. So this girl inviting me to play pickleball.

472
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 8: With her, okay, nice.

473
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 15: Yeah. So we get to the courts and a cute

474
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 15: old couple asked us to play with them in doubles.

475
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 2: All right, wow.

476
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 15: So we start playing and my date yells at me

477
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 15: that I'm going too easy on them. Oh yeah, She like,

478
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 15: get to my face and tells me, if you want

479
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,720
Speaker 15: to win, am low because they can't Ben there.

480
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 2: She's savage like her love and did you nah.

481
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 15: Look, I had to apologize for the seniors, and I

482
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 15: just had to leave because she was just too intense.

483
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,919
Speaker 3: I didn't want any broken hips on the corridor.

484
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 2: She's right, you are, Sean, You're on the ropes here.

485
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,400
Speaker 2: You gotta hit back, all right.

486
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Speaker 17: This one's weird. So I spend the night at the

487
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Speaker 17: girl's place.

488
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Speaker 2: Uh huh, yeah.

489
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 16: She wore me.

490
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 17: She was a sleep talker.

491
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Speaker 6: Oh no, yeah, it's heard up.

492
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 17: About ten minutes there, laying down, she starts having a conversation.

493
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Speaker 1: Strange.

494
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 17: I can't really hear what she's saying, ye, but she's

495
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 17: laughing and a little bit she's giggling. I'm like, all right,

496
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 17: this is ridiculous.

497
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 12: So I go to wake her up, and.

498
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 16: I see she's laying with her phone on her ear

499
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 16: and actually talk with her long distance boyfriend.

500
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,879
Speaker 2: He's like, what's up?

501
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: All right?

502
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 2: On to the third and final round, gentlemen, We need

503
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Speaker 2: your best stories here, brave Dave, What do you got?

504
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,719
Speaker 15: I got you? So I was at a girl's place

505
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 15: and I made the mistake of telling her I had

506
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Speaker 15: a date the next day.

507
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 3: That's rude.

508
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 15: Yeah, she doesn't seem like too mad because she offered

509
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 15: me to give me a massage, right, oh wow, yeah,

510
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 15: so I thought she was just trying to like step

511
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 15: it up a level Dan.

512
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 2: Flirty, Yeah, your next girl won't do this for you.

513
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 6: Yeah.

514
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 15: Well, it turned out that the lotion she was using

515
00:23:54,200 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 15: on me was fake tanning lotions evil brilliant, that is brilliant,

516
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,360
Speaker 15: that is really slowly And by the next day when

517
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 15: I woke up, I was orange.

518
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 2: Just on the shoulders, and next.

519
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 3: I was like, let me open up your sinuses.

520
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 5: Imagine the street.

521
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 2: Shut dude, you got your work cut out for your heir,

522
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 2: last chance.

523
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:23,879
Speaker 12: All right.

524
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 17: So this girl asked me to do a peloton workout

525
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,360
Speaker 17: with her. Right, so we're side by side, we're doing

526
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 17: a class when she starts crying while she's peddling.

527
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 2: Did the instructor tell you to cry at that point?

528
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 2: Because it justs to follow what they say? Honestly, I

529
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 2: don't blame r cry. When I knew.

530
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Speaker 16: Yeah, oh see, that's what I thought too, I was like, oh,

531
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Speaker 16: it's just hard.

532
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,639
Speaker 17: So I was like, are you okay, and she's like yeah,

533
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Speaker 17: I'm just gonna keep going, and I was like.

534
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 16: Okay, and more tears and bawling, and I'm.

535
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 6: Like, what's going on?

536
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 3: Is it like the music is triggering for her something?

537
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 16: I didn't know what it was, so I just I

538
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 16: was like, what's going on? And she points to the

539
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 16: screen and says the Peloton coach was her.

540
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 8: Ex she was.

541
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 3: Taking this class.

542
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 16: No, she says, it's like motivates her to get a

543
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 16: better body.

544
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 2: That final bell means the match is over. We've got

545
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 2: to score this judge, So alexis who wins?

546
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 3: I'm going Dave because I know how bad Orange Hand

547
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 3: can be. Brave Dave, Orange Dave for me to congratulations Dave.

548
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 2: Your dating life is so horrible. Even Taylor Swift is

549
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 2: jealous of you. Yeah, that was Battle of the Tender Dates.

550
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 2: We got your phone tap coming up next.

551
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

552
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 2: A lot of times when you hear us do these

553
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 2: prank calls on the show, We're trying to get under

554
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 2: people's skin. Oh yeah, frustrate them, push him to the edge.

555
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 2: So how does it happen where the guy we call

556
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,959
Speaker 2: is so clueless and unassuming we end up being the

557
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 2: ones frustrated with or should I say jose In the

558
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 2: world of Clover, former Black ops m I six and

559
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 2: his mission definitely did not go as plan. In your

560
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 2: brand new phone, tap right now another Mornings on the twenties.

561
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: Hello, Oi is this shown to.

562
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 6: Speaking?

563
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: Who is this mean? Nimes? Frank but me mits call

564
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: me krom on me head a pardon for Saturday? The

565
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 1: the what the helly tour? Yeah? For Saturday? Two passengers.

566
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 6: Oh you're in roight helicopter. Helicopter Yeah, as we booked

567
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 6: the helicopter tour, you know, a bit slow. Yeah, I'm

568
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I just I couldn't understand you. I apologize.

569
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: What's your experience in these types of airborne missions.

570
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 6: Well, my wife and I are just in town visiting.

571
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 6: We've we've never done a helicopter tour of anything before,

572
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 6: so we thought it'd be a fun way to see

573
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 6: the city.

574
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 1: Say the city wink, Oh gotcha. That's a good cover.

575
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you know, we just heard it's beautiful.

576
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: It seemed like a funny guy. I haven't had a

577
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 1: comedian on the squad since I was tracking an arms

578
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: much in Croatia. And he didn't make me laugh.

579
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 6: Oh you do toursm in Croatia. That's fun.

580
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 2: It was fun at all?

581
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: Can you say the things I've seen. Mate, you don't

582
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: even say the word fun even though I just said it.

583
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 6: Well, I'm glad you moved to where we are. I

584
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 6: guess all.

585
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: Right, small talk. Tell me about your partner.

586
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 6: Uh, well, Valerie is my wife. We've been married for

587
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 6: almost two years. No kids, but we do have a

588
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 6: golden lab at home named Noodle.

589
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: Oh you should have brought him Alome could have using

590
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: a tack dog where we're headed.

591
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 6: Oh no, she's not an attack dog. He likes frisbees.

592
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of things flowing, do the hair. You're gonna

593
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: need to make the drump when I give the green light.

594
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: It's a small window. No time for body Wallack's all right,

595
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: get in, get out, get it done.

596
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 15: Excuse me.

597
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 4: Now.

598
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: Look, there's gonna be always on this bird. So once

599
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: we're airborne, you and your partner need to act like tourists.

600
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: Heads low, don't draw any suspicion.

601
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 6: Copy we are tourists, actually.

602
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 4: Right, shure you are?

603
00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: You know I'm GGI indeed, Oh hey, do you have

604
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: any questions for me? Because you should, mate.

605
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 6: No, I'm bringing my nikon and I was wondering can

606
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 6: you get some good photos from the helicopter.

607
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: Listen, once we fly already antenna on the top of

608
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: the Royka building, you'll kick open the door in a

609
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: helly take the package out from under your seat and

610
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: make the drop, and we're gonna be belly up. Whiskey tango.

611
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 6: Oh well, Valini don't drink, so no whiskey for us, thanks.

612
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: Wait a tick. You're playing a role of a tourists

613
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: a little too well? Right now? What's the code word?

614
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 6: The mean the confirmation number? Hold on? Hold on, I

615
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 6: got no, I have that right here.

616
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: Not the confirmation the code word.

617
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's in my fanny pack. Jes give

618
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 6: me a second.

619
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: I forget that.

620
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: I need to know who you work for.

621
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 6: Who do I work for? Insurance? I'm a rep. Do

622
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 6: you you need coverage on a home, boat or auto?

623
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: No, you're gonna need life insurance. Okay if you don't

624
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 1: give me the code wed in the next five seconds.

625
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 6: Oh no, I'm actually covered on life insurance through my

626
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 6: work policy.

627
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: So I knew I recognized that voice. Your code name

628
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: red Wolf, won't you?

629
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 6: Uh? Sorry?

630
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: What I remember you from wu Tussen on the Russian

631
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: express train through So I be area what good times?

632
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 6: I think You've got the wrong person. This is the

633
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 6: helicopter tours right.

634
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 1: No, mate, this is a prank phone call. It's broken.

635
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.

636
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 6: It's what.

637
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: It's a prank. And even though I'd like it to be,

638
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: this isn't my real voice.

639
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 6: This is.

640
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 9: What My name's Jose from the Radioto Brook and Jeffrey

641
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 9: in the Morning. Your wife set you up for a

642
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 9: phone tap.

643
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 6: Oh oh that's un't not see that coming.

644
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: But for the record, reach under your seat during the

645
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: Helly Tour and if there is a package, grab it,

646
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: grab a parachute and just jump out.

647
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 6: All right, We'll do fun.

648
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 4: I wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings

649
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 4: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

650
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 2: Is it okay to do the same thing or the

651
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 2: same activity twice in one date?

652
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 10: I guess it depends. I can't think of it.

653
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 3: Think of one times.

654
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 2: Jo, I'm talking about going someplace or doing something in public,

655
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 2: because one of our listeners did something three separate times,

656
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 2: not that during their hangout. Good job, But by the

657
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 2: end we finally heard the reason why they kept repeating

658
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 2: the same activity, and it made total sense. You're gonna

659
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: hear it in a second Date update. Next the Second

660
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 2: Date Updated, Brooke, I don't know how you feel about

661
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 2: meeting guys at the gym. The gym, Yeah, are you

662
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 2: worried about that? Because it's usually like pretty loud in

663
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 2: there and you're sweating. And we know Brooke that you

664
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,719
Speaker 2: don't wear deodorant at least not deodorants that work. You

665
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 2: like to do that organic stuff?

666
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, how else do you send your pheromones

667
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 3: out over the world? Defrie?

668
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 5: Okay, hot guy deterrent?

669
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 2: Is that what that smell is when I go in

670
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 2: the gym? I don't know. It might not be the

671
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,479
Speaker 2: cutest look sometimes, but that's where one of our listeners, Vanessa,

672
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 2: says she ended up meeting a guy over at her

673
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 2: local gym and it seems to work out okay for

674
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: her until it didn't.

675
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 3: Maybe I get deodorant brands maybe, And.

676
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 2: What type of deodorant do you use?

677
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 11: I'm a girl that's a good one.

678
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 2: Is that okay for you?

679
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 6: Brooke?

680
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 3: Alex, go a little bit or natural?

681
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 18: Maybe just try like mayonnaise and lemon jee unless unless

682
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:11,239
Speaker 18: it's an actual dove alive dove.

683
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 10: The dove is Dad it's time to change it out.

684
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you for the recommendation on the deodorant,

685
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,239
Speaker 2: but let's focus on your love life here. Tell us

686
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 2: about the guy that you met when you were at

687
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 2: the gym totally.

688
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 4: So.

689
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 11: I was working out the other day, you know, across

690
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 11: the room, I kind of saw this guy. He was cute,

691
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 11: of course, in really good shape, and I kept glancing,

692
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 11: but I was trying not to make it obvious.

693
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it could be so awkward if you

694
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 3: get caught staring.

695
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, no matter what you're a guy.

696
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 3: Or I mean, nobody really likes that at the gym,

697
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 3: or do they?

698
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 11: I mean, some people are checking themselves out the whole time.

699
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 2: The people are Sometimes it's kind of like a confidence

700
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 2: boost to notice somebody glancing at you.

701
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 3: But sure, how did you get his attention?

702
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,959
Speaker 11: Well, it wasn't on purpose that we kind of like

703
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 11: locked eyes through the mirror, you know. Yeah, So, in

704
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 11: order to make it up be super awkward, since he

705
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 11: knew now I was looking at him, I went over

706
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 11: and I asked if he would spot me to do

707
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 11: some squads.

708
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice, that's forward.

709
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 13: It gips risky because you can't tell this single or

710
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,439
Speaker 13: not sometimes, but if you're just asking for a.

711
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 2: Spot you're just asking, Like, did you get this guy's

712
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,800
Speaker 2: name during this whole encounter?

713
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 11: Yeah? His name is Alex.

714
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 3: Okay, and how did the spotting go?

715
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 2: Really well?

716
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 11: Like he was supporting me and encouraging and just super

717
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 11: nice and sweet.

718
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 3: That's awesome. So you were able to turn that into

719
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 3: something else.

720
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 11: Well, yes, So the rest of the workouts, we kind

721
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 11: of were just like near each other doing our own thing,

722
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 11: and then we kind of finished around the same time.

723
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 11: So when we were leaving, he asked if I wanted

724
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 11: to go across the street and get some coffee. Oh cute, Yeah,

725
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 11: I didn't know plans. So we went got to coffee

726
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 11: and it just felt so like natural and comfortable, like.

727
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 3: And it's so awesome to have like an impromptu date

728
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 3: on that because no one can cancel, you know, like

729
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 3: there's no lead up, it's just happening.

730
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 11: Yeah.

731
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 3: What did you guys connect over besides working out?

732
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 11: Well, like our jobs are somewhat similar, we touched about family.

733
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 11: I mean yeah, we talked about everything.

734
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 3: Really, how long did you hang out?

735
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 2: No one cares about any of that. Let's move on. Yeah,

736
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 2: what happened? After coffee was at the end of it.

737
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,479
Speaker 11: It was not. So it was like a super nice

738
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 11: day out and I feel like neither of us wanted

739
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 11: it to end. So we ended up going to the

740
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 11: park and like walking around.

741
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 10: Yes, we just lay down.

742
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: You guys are in both in good shape.

743
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 3: At least, but this time you're like dried, sweaty, you know,

744
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 3: a good point.

745
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 2: Was there anything weird that was happening during this encounter,

746
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 2: like a coffee or at the park?

747
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,280
Speaker 11: No, the park was actually so fun. We were walking

748
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 11: and we I mentioned how I also do yoga, and

749
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 11: I ended up showing him some yoga poses in the park.

750
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 3: You guys are that fick couple in the park? Ye

751
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 3: Fandacks looking great doing yoga poses?

752
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 2: Oh god?

753
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 3: Did he like that?

754
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 11: She seemed to, because then we kind of finished our

755
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 11: walk around the park and he was like, I'm kind

756
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 11: of a coffee addict. Do you want to go get

757
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 11: another coffee?

758
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 4: WHOA?

759
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 3: I mean, do you think at this point you should

760
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 3: have like bowed out, like like the momentum is good,

761
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 3: that's when you leave leave him wanting more.

762
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 11: But we had more momentum.

763
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 18: I feel like he's going to be like, you want

764
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 18: to go back to the gym now, because he's just.

765
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 8: Not very creative.

766
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 9: Like a coffee park.

767
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 13: How was second coffee also amazing?

768
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 2: See a pattern here? Okay, you want to go look

769
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 2: into some mirror or is he still there with you?

770
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 11: I mean I hate to just put this out on

771
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 11: the radio, but I ended up staying the night.

772
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 8: Who shower?

773
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean there was some food. There was some shower.

774
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 11: I couldn't have like subsided totally on just coffee alone.

775
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 3: And I bet you guys stayed up late. After all

776
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 3: that coffee.

777
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 11: Everything stayed awesome, Like he was really sweet. The next

778
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 11: morning he walked me out. We ended up walking down

779
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 11: the street to Starbucks and had our morning coffee together.

780
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

781
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 10: Okay, and so was that the end of the day.

782
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 2: Yes, it was like a whole relationship.

783
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 11: We stood a whole week's worth in one.

784
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 3: Days, and you haven't heard anything exactly.

785
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 11: This is why now I have to call you. It's

786
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 11: been a few days. Suddenly you were cold, so like

787
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 11: I literally know nothing.

788
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 5: Well, this is a good thing.

789
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 9: Sometimes one date it can turn into a whole weekend.

790
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,959
Speaker 9: You know, it's a good thing. If you were both

791
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 9: on the same page. Who are we to say, this

792
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 9: is bad.

793
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 2: But sometimes hanging out too much that's like the kiss

794
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: of death. Yeah, yeah, let's find out. Sit tight, we'll

795
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 2: come back. We'll call Alex for you and try and

796
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 2: get you your second date update right after this.

797
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 11: Okay, perfect thank you date.

798
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 2: It's a date that started off amazing. They locked eyes

799
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 2: across a crowded gym, had an instant vibe going, decided

800
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 2: to hang out. Okay, but fourteen hours and two hundred

801
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 2: cups of coffee later, they're not speaking to each other anymore. Yeah,

802
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 2: our listener Vanessa doesn't blame Brook for that.

803
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 3: Good Why was she?

804
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 2: I do what? I don't know, just feel right? Okay,

805
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 2: But we don't know what the reason is actually for

806
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 2: why her date Alex isn't calling her back.

807
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 3: Maybe he just hasn't had his coffee yet, you know, maybe.

808
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 5: He's finally asleep after seven days.

809
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 3: You made a caffeine coma. Yeah, maybe possibly.

810
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 2: But it is odd because she ended up spending the

811
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 2: night over at Alex's place.

812
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 3: And they went to coffee afterwards. Yeah, like usually, if

813
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 3: it's gonna be weird and awkward, there's a reason that

814
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 3: you have to go.

815
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we have a mystery on our hands. We're

816
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: going to get to the bottom of it. How are

817
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 2: you feeling here, Vanessa? Do you need some coffee?

818
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 11: No? I am good, I'm confident. I'm ready for you

819
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 11: guys to help.

820
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 3: What do you think it is? Just any guesses before

821
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 3: we call?

822
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 11: No, I really had so much fun. I just don't

823
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 11: even know.

824
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm wondering what her coffee order is.

825
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 8: Is it weird?

826
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 2: You guys?

827
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 3: She stayed the night and he took her out to

828
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 3: coffee again this morning.

829
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 5: Oh big spoon.

830
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 3: Maybe he wanted to be sir stick copy jokes.

831
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 2: We're gonna on that note, call Alex for you and

832
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 2: try and get your second data up date. Okay, okay,

833
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 2: let's two. I think here we go. Hello, Hey, is

834
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 2: this Alex?

835
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 14: Uh?

836
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 6: No?

837
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 14: This is Alan Alan?

838
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 10: Alan?

839
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 3: Do you know Alex?

840
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 14: No?

841
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 15: This is Alan.

842
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 14: I'm pretty sure I know my name.

843
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 5: I don't know the radio show calling him.

844
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 2: You didn't have a roommate named Alex or something or

845
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 2: someone who shares this potel?

846
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 14: No, who is this hey? Going on?

847
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 2: You were a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey

848
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 2: in the morning.

849
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 3: Can we get the name wrong?

850
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 6: Wow?

851
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

852
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 3: Repeated it's along.

853
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 2: One of our lists is a girl that says that

854
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 2: she went on a date with you. Did you go

855
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,240
Speaker 2: out with someone recently that you met at a jim.

856
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 14: I'm pretty sure I know you're talking about Vanessa.

857
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah, yeah, okay, oh no, did she get

858
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 3: your name wrong?

859
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 14: Yeah? I mean, honestly, the day was going great, but

860
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 14: she just kept calling me all these different names. She

861
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 14: called me Andrew, she called me Andy, whoa, She called

862
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 14: me Alan at one point. She got my name right

863
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 14: at one point. Yeah, Now she called me Aaron like

864
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 14: a second later.

865
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 3: I don't get it though. It sounds like you're mad

866
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 3: at her, but I mean, this is the woman that

867
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 3: stayed the night at your house, right, yeah.

868
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 14: I mean it was crazy, like I kept taking us

869
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 14: to Starbucks because we they would call my name out

870
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 14: like it was I was trying to get her on.

871
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, ro She mentioned going to the coffee shop

872
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 2: a bunch of times during your date, but she said

873
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 2: it's because you were a coffee addict. That's what you

874
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 2: told her.

875
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 14: I was just trying to be subtle and that this

876
00:41:59,200 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 14: is my name.

877
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 3: Oh my god, So you are going taking her so

878
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 3: that the barista would call out your.

879
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 14: Name Alan, So they're yelling my name over it all.

880
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 3: That is so uncomfortable. Why didn't you tell me? Why

881
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 3: weren't you just more direct or like I did.

882
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,399
Speaker 14: I did correct her, but the second time of correcting her,

883
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 14: I just thought Starbucks would fix it, right, But.

884
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 3: You corrected her twice. Of course, what did she say

885
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 3: when you told her that's not my name, my name's Alan.

886
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 14: She just smiled and said okay, huh.

887
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,280
Speaker 3: She wouldn't even.

888
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 2: In her eyes looking at him, like whatever you say.

889
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 14: I was ready to suggest, like tattoos, that we could

890
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 14: get over each of our names.

891
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 2: But I'm willing to bet that if we talked to

892
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,879
Speaker 2: her randomly right now, that she would get your name right,

893
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,399
Speaker 2: I hope, And we should put it to the test,

894
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 2: because she's randomly on the phone right now listening and

895
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: one to talk to you Allan, Hi, Hi.

896
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 14: I don't really know what to say.

897
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. I listened to your

898
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 11: whole thing. I just kind of have a bad memory sometimes,

899
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 11: like if I'm wrapped up in the moment, I don't

900
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 11: pay attention to the details.

901
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 2: Oh, you're just awful with na I get that for

902
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 2: a moment, but for a fourteen hour day, that's it's

903
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 2: a little longer than a moment.

904
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 14: You know.

905
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 3: Details is like what color shirt he's wearing, not what

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00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 3: his name is.

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Speaker 11: But like just because we're in Starbucks. I mean, I'm

908
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,240
Speaker 11: not like staring at his cup to see what was written,

909
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 11: or we're talking having fun, I'm not listening to hear

910
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 11: what his name is when they call it out.

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00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 2: Okay, we're still waiting for that that. I'm sorry for

912
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 2: getting your name. You want to throw that in there,

913
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 2: that's okay, Alan.

914
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 11: I'm so sorry. I feel foolish. I was having so

915
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 11: much fun though.

916
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 14: Look, I I don't know what to tell you. I mean,

917
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 14: it was just very awkward. You could remember, right, I

918
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 14: don't know why. Why can't you remember my name?

919
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 6: Why is it so hard?

920
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Speaker 11: Alan is a pretty common name, Like it doesn't stand.

921
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Speaker 14: Out like you know, it's my fault.

922
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 11: I'm not saying it's your fault. I mean, maybe we

923
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 11: can blame who ever named you a little bit. They

924
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Speaker 11: could have been a little more creative.

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Speaker 2: Alan. Is it your mom or your dad that we

926
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Speaker 2: should assign?

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Speaker 5: Blame your grandfather?

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00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 3: He's got it. There's no way you're an Alan without

929
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,240
Speaker 3: being a junior or a second or something.

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00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 6: It loos like.

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Speaker 11: I would have remembered it better if you were like

932
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 11: Felix or Bud, like just something that really kind of

933
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 11: stands out.

934
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 3: Bud wait, Spud like a nickname like a potato, like

935
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:40,320
Speaker 3: a tater.

936
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Speaker 11: See you remember you can do that association and stand out.

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00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 3: So yeah, well, I mean that could be a positive.

938
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 3: Maybe you could come up with a cute pet name

939
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 3: for him and then you never have to call him Allan, call.

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Speaker 5: Him bean like coffee bean.

941
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Speaker 14: My name is Alan. I just like to be called that,

942
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 14: I mean, but it's not working.

943
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 4: For you, for any of us.

944
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 3: My also's name was Alan and he went by Land

945
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 3: like the second half of that. I think that's kind

946
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 3: of cool.

947
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:10,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can go like a train or something like that.

948
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 3: Ye a to the double l A.

949
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 14: I don't like any of these ideas. I'll give you

950
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 14: this right If you can spell my name right now,

951
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 14: then I will go out with you again.

952
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 2: Oh is that a challenge to It's a good point,

953
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 2: Like at this point, she's seen it written out three

954
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 2: times at three different starbuck doors.

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00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 3: I mean, and all you can really screw up is

956
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 3: the LS on this one.

957
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 5: I don't know nowadays.

958
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 11: Yeah, as longing to spell your name. Like I said,

959
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 11: I wasn't staring at the coffee cuffs the whole time.

960
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 11: I was steering at you.

961
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 3: Maybe if she could just tell you what your eye

962
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 3: color is, it could prove that she really was paying attention.

963
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 14: We're not changing the test. You have to spell my name.

964
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, he's a good opportunity for you, Vanessa. If

965
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 2: you get his name spelled correctly, then we will send

966
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 2: you guys out on a day and pay for it.

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00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 3: Do we have one of those like game show timers

968
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 3: to put on.

969
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 14: Jeopardy?

970
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 2: Just go with your guys, if you're gonna spell it,

971
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 2: if it's meant to be.

972
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 3: This is like the best spelling beach Championship ever.

973
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.

974
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, I'm gonna go with a L L

975
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 11: A N one.

976
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 2: But was it right?

977
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 14: No, there's only one L.

978
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 11: Well, you said I was cute and you had a

979
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 11: good time. We cannot ruin the whole thing just based

980
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,240
Speaker 11: on this mistake I'm making.

981
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 10: She does have a point other than that there was

982
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 10: nothing crazy that happened, right.

983
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 3: That's pretty crazy, like crazy good? I mean, you liked

984
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 3: her so much. You gave her one last shot at

985
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 3: the coffee shop.

986
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 14: I can't go back on the test. Okay, I'll give

987
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 14: you one more shot, one more chance to spell.

988
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 3: It, you just told.

989
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, well this should be easy.

990
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 14: Go ahead, just the layup right now.

991
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 11: I was really listening to how you spelled it in

992
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 11: the end. I was just listening to your voice.

993
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 2: Just do it, sell it different than you did the

994
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 2: first time.

995
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 11: Okay, I'll change from what I did. I'm going to

996
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 11: go with a L L E.

997
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,959
Speaker 3: N Oh, literally, that's actually worse.

998
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 11: I got it wrong again. How is it even possible?

999
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 4: Al?

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00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, looking Jeffrey in the morning. Man, if I had

1001
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 2: a nickel for every second date that didn't happen because

1002
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 2: somebody failed a spelling test live, that's like what the

1003
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 2: sixth or seventh time that that's happened.

1004
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 10: I don't call that job.

1005
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 3: I mean, like, I'm terrible at names. Oh but how

1006
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 3: how is that even possible?

1007
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 6: You?

1008
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 10: How to spell it?

1009
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 2: Alan is such a rare, exotic name. I doubt anybody

1010
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 2: could spell and right. Even Alan himself probably messes it

1011
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 2: up on his own taxi.

1012
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 3: You think that maybe he spelled it wrong?

1013
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:20,280
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1014
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 15: Four?

1015
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:21,439
Speaker 10: Or yeah?

1016
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 3: Let's blame him, Jeffy.

1017
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,439
Speaker 2: Everybody else did.

1018
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think so.

1019
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 2: No second date, and honestly, I don't think anybody was

1020
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 2: that sad about it.

1021
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 4: I like how.

1022
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 3: Josey didn't think that not knowing his name was a

1023
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 3: big red you know what I mean?

1024
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 2: Did you know from one tiny thing?

1025
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1026
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 2: Last that was funny. But yeah, no date for them

1027
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 2: doesn't mean we can't get a date for you, though.

1028
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 2: If you ever want to email the show, we'll call

1029
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 2: the person who wasn't calling you back. You could check

1030
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 2: out all of our podcasts up wherever you get yours.

1031
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 4: Brook Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1032
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 2: Just a few minutes away from Laser Stories. But first,

1033
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 2: it's incredible we've comes so addicted to our screens that

1034
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 2: now this is actually considered a challenge. But a website

1035
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 2: called reviews dot org has just created a new ultimate

1036
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 2: test where they're gonna pay someone twenty four hundred dollars

1037
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,720
Speaker 2: okay if they can go twenty four straight hours without

1038
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,359
Speaker 2: using any screens or technology.

1039
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 10: Oh man, what do you do?

1040
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 8: You go out into the woods?

1041
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 3: I mean that's the only way to get away from them.

1042
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean just sit in your backyard and

1043
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 2: can in the sun for a while.

1044
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 5: No, because my backyard has a custom plasmas.

1045
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 3: Oh don't I can. Oh my god. Going without your

1046
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 3: phone for a weekend is like life changing.

1047
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 2: It's actually much easier than you would think. If you

1048
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 2: just put your phone away somewhere, you'll find Oh my gosh,

1049
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 2: I actually am able to enjoy my life without it.

1050
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 3: And like you have so much time, Like time moves

1051
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 3: so much more slowly when you don't get sucked in

1052
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 3: forty five minutes into a TikTok.

1053
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 8: I know, and it's been Yeah, where my money?

1054
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, And here's the thing. They're also going to give

1055
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 2: you two hundred dollars to buy stuff in advance to

1056
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 2: help keep you occupied, like board games, art supplies. That's

1057
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 2: how confident they are that you're going to fail.

1058
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, except for people will not know the rules. Andy'll

1059
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 3: be like, we gotta get online.

1060
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 8: We got to get find out way how do you.

1061
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 3: Do this craft?

1062
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 5: I don't need to buy board you might have the app.

1063
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and here's the best part to find out if

1064
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 2: you've been selected for the contest, they say, quote, we'll

1065
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 2: be announcing it on our YouTube channel, so be sure

1066
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 2: to subscribe.

1067
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 8: Okay.

1068
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,399
Speaker 2: I don't know if they recognize the irony in that

1069
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 2: or if that's part of the challenge. Yeah, yeah, sorry.

1070
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 2: I challenge all of our listeners though, to sit through

1071
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 2: this entire next song and not tune away, and if

1072
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 2: you managed to survive it, you'll be rewarded with a

1073
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 2: brand new edition of Laser Stories. It's the Laser Stories

1074
00:50:53,640 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 2: Challenge coming up right after this. It's the radio segment

1075
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 2: that challenged the Mona Lisa to a staring contest in

1076
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 2: one waw what yo, Lisa? Next time? I'll bring that

1077
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 2: weak Italian sauce when you face. Laser Stories a segment

1078
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 2: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

1079
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 2: like everyone else does, except we have a laser those

1080
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 2: other craft Wacaroni's just down. This first Laser Story is

1081
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 2: out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Sean Benward and his assistant Yvonne

1082
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 2: arrived at a local casino separately, but they both found

1083
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 2: their way to the same roulette table about to go down.

1084
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 3: Fancy if he has an assistant.

1085
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 2: The dealer had no idea what was happening, or that

1086
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 2: the pair even knew each other, so after the ball

1087
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 2: was dropped into the roulette wheel. Yvonne distracted him, giving

1088
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 2: Sean ample time to make his move.

1089
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 14: What did he do?

1090
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 2: See? Sean isn't just a normal guy with a regular job.

1091
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 2: He's known in some circles as Sean the Great, who's

1092
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,919
Speaker 2: a magician an illusionists.

1093
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 5: I never thought about the.

1094
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 3: Hand Are you joking me?

1095
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 2: Yeah? Just enough time to swiftly place his bet on

1096
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 2: the winning number.

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00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And then he cut Yvonne in half,

1098
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 3: which was really awkward, and the.

1099
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 5: Doves flew out under the table.

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00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 8: How'd you get that?

1101
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 2: And their plan worked. The couple allegedly tried out the

1102
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 2: scam five times over a twenty four hour period, and

1103
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 2: they racked up the winnings every time, walking away with

1104
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: over ten thousand dollars.

1105
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,959
Speaker 5: I was going to ask how much they were betting.

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00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 9: Can you imagine like I'd like to put one million

1107
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 9: dollars on this one number into gay Bye.

1108
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 2: After reviewing the security footage, authorities caught onto their slighted

1109
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 2: hand trick and both were promptly arrested.

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00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 3: That's the thing. You gotta do a little bit amount

1111
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 3: from each casino, not a big chunk for one casino. Yeah,

1112
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 3: I wish my grandfather would have taught me some magic tricks.

1113
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 2: Third degree felonies carry up to seven years in prison

1114
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 2: and fifteen grand in fines.

1115
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 10: Oh that's not even how much they won.

1116
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 8: They got ten covered of it, right.

1117
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 2: But Sean is in a little more trouble. The magician

1118
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 2: drove to the casino on a suspended license, so they

1119
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,720
Speaker 2: charged him with that as well.

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00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 3: Wow, that's like insult. Doesn't it feel like?

1121
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 4: That?

1122
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 2: Was at another ten days onto a seven year sentence?

1123
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 8: Was it necessary?

1124
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Speaker 6: This?

1125
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 2: Next laser stories out of social media one oh one,

1126
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 2: a woman on TikTok suspected that her boyfriend was still

1127
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 2: going to strip clubs even after he promised her he'd stop.

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00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, sounds about right, So she.

1129
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 2: Came up with a plan. She put a tracker on

1130
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,280
Speaker 2: his car and saw that he was in fact going

1131
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 2: to a strip club and followed him there.

1132
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 9: Oh boy, he'll still have an excuse When she pulled absolutely,

1133
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 9: I just get my buddy.

1134
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 3: He was like in trouble and I gotta.

1135
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 2: Go help m But she didn't just confront him. She

1136
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 2: had a different idea. The lady stripped down to just

1137
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 2: her bra and put on a thong that one of

1138
00:53:55,760 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 2: the dancers gave her. She had the girls give her

1139
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,800
Speaker 2: a few pointers and then jumped up on stage.

1140
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:05,760
Speaker 10: This is awesome.

1141
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 3: I love it.

1142
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 5: Get down from there. I don't want everyone seeing you

1143
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 5: like that.

1144
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 3: Even that her, he's like dream come true.

1145
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 2: She walked over to her boyfriend and said, you want

1146
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 2: to show, babe, watch this show. So he was pretty upset,

1147
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 2: but she didn't care. She says. She danced around for

1148
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 2: some of the other guys, flipped him off and grabbed

1149
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 2: the microphone, saying he would never see her again.

1150
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 5: That's a way to go.

1151
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:33,879
Speaker 8: Yeah, she made a lot of money too.

1152
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 3: Definitely got some like trauma from the strip club.

1153
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 10: Now he's probably confused, like I'm so mad and so

1154
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 10: turned on.

1155
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 2: She says she made one hundred dollars in tips dance.

1156
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 8: It's not bad for a rookie.

1157
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,919
Speaker 2: The owner even offered her a job. Who but she's

1158
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 2: done stripping. The woman says it was a one time

1159
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 2: thing and she did it just to end things with

1160
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,760
Speaker 2: her boyfriend and of course for the great TikTok.

1161
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1162
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the.

1163
00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 10: Hundred bucks paid for her gas to go back home.

1164
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 5: Perfect.

1165
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 2: This next laser stories out of flying cars and life

1166
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 2: on Mars. Between the surge and popularity of electric vehicles

1167
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 2: to robots serving burgers, it's quite apparent we are now

1168
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 2: living in the future, oh for sure. Enter a company

1169
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 2: called Piazo fast Forward, a robotics business that's quote building

1170
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 2: a first of their kind cargo carrying robots like a

1171
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 2: semi trush. Show you the pictures. According to the site,

1172
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 2: the small wheels droid follows you around and communicates through

1173
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 2: colored lights and lighting patterns.

1174
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 4: Cue.

1175
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 3: It looks like a two Yeah if you put all

1176
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 3: your stuff on it and suddenly like backpacks with wheels

1177
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:44,240
Speaker 3: are cool.

1178
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1179
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 2: It kind of looks like a suitcase, but just like

1180
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 2: a big round suitcase that calls you around.

1181
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 5: Like a hard shell.

1182
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 3: Ye yeah, and big wheels.

1183
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 2: For example, you can take your little twenty pound buddy

1184
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,399
Speaker 2: to the farmer's market, then tap his hood to open

1185
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 2: them up and put all your food inside all these

1186
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 2: fresh radishes. It has storage capabilities without having to fuss

1187
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 2: over multiple shopping bags, and it takes the strain out

1188
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 2: of lugging around any other cargo. But the question a

1189
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 2: lot of people have on the site is would the

1190
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 2: little guy be able to avoid stuff like poles, mailboxes,

1191
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 2: dog droppings.

1192
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,399
Speaker 9: She's a good babysitter, you throw your kids in here,

1193
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,240
Speaker 9: around or anything.

1194
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 2: The company says it's working on perfecting it when it

1195
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 2: comes to obstacles, and others are saying that we're finally

1196
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 2: living in a Pixar movie.

1197
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:31,359
Speaker 6: Real.

1198
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 3: It so cool until the battery runs out and you

1199
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,959
Speaker 3: have to carry it home half a mile.

1200
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 2: His next lazer stories out of break Up Headquarters. A

1201
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 2: new study was just released that explored the job types

1202
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 2: and individual occupations that see the highest divorce rates. No surprise,

1203
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 2: bartenders and weight staff top the list.

1204
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:58,919
Speaker 3: About it makes sense, I mean the hours alone would

1205
00:56:59,000 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 3: kill a relationship.

1206
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 2: Free on weekends too. No, bartenders have a divorce rate

1207
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 2: of four point three four percent, while wait staff have

1208
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 2: a divorce rate of three point four Those are over

1209
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 2: double the national average.

1210
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 3: I'm not good with percentages, but it sounds bad.

1211
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1212
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 2: And when it comes to types of jobs, military specific

1213
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 2: occupations like soldiers and such are next, then healthcare support

1214
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 2: like nurses or nurses aids, along with food service workers.

1215
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 10: Crazy look at that.

1216
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 8: You guys.

1217
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 3: For once you gave me a divorce survey where I'm

1218
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 3: not in it. Ah, right, I.

1219
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 10: Can't get a date, but your marriageill last forever.

1220
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 8: Yes, that's right.

1221
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, heating and cooling mechanics are next, along with receptionists

1222
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 2: and clerks, rounding out the top five in cheaters.

1223
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 3: So your HVAC guy is and.

1224
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 9: Lady is yeah, because you have to always ask is

1225
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 9: it hot in here?

1226
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 3: It's a pickup line, no matter what.

1227
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, I see, I see.

1228
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 3: It's just a miscommunication.

1229
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 2: For both women and men. The three jobs that are

1230
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 2: least likely to get a divorce are clergy, pastors, and ministers.

1231
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 2: You know, farmers and ranchers isolated, and then physicians.

1232
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 9: Well, then they make so much money they probably divorce.

1233
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 2: I know one guy who believes in forever love and

1234
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 2: he doesn't care what profession his partner has as long

1235
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 2: as it's not a shoe salesman. Then there could be

1236
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 2: some bumps in the road. Oh yeah, that sound means

1237
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 2: laser stores have come to an end for the day.

1238
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 2: We're going to do it again at the same time

1239
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 2: on Friday.

1240
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,959
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1241
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 2: Looks trying to take her wind streak up to eighteen. Today,

1242
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 2: you're gonna be taking on another first time player to

1243
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 2: the show, Christina from Everett, who works as a youth

1244
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 2: peer counselor welcome Christina. Hello, wasn't a joke. I don't

1245
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 2: know why you laughed at the occupation.

1246
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 6: Rude.

1247
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 3: She's dealing with people in this room that are more

1248
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,439
Speaker 3: immature than who she usually counsels. That's what made me good.

1249
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 2: We are very holy bunch, though we're open to some

1250
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 2: counseling right now. If you have any advice, do you

1251
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 2: want to give to maybe Jose Christina.

1252
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 5: He needs a girlfriend.

1253
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 18: Oh some time, I'm going to leave the room.

1254
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 8: Well he cries for a bit.

1255
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 5: It's like, are you also a psychic?

1256
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 2: Were you coming on to him there? Or was that

1257
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 2: just harsh brute?

1258
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 14: No?

1259
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 18: No, no, I'm I'm married.

1260
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 10: Okay, that's what always happened. Like you're cute.

1261
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 2: How do you know?

1262
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 5: Are you single?

1263
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 9: I'm like yeah, they're like, oh well I'm taking by

1264
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 9: the way, No.

1265
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 14: Not for me.

1266
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 2: That was so good advice, though I appreciate it.

1267
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 5: I can tell you're good what you do.

1268
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 2: So we've sent Brooke out of the studio, and you

1269
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 2: know how the game's played. You got thirty seconds answer

1270
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 2: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1271
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 2: you can say past. But you have to beat Brooke

1272
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 2: out right to win? Are you ready?

1273
00:59:58,800 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 14: I am all right?

1274
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now. Jerry Seinfeld celebrates a

1275
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 2: birthday of this week. What is Jerry short for?

1276
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh path?

1277
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 2: What is the official title of someone who studies fossils.

1278
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 17: Pale intologist?

1279
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 6: No, I don't know, Pat.

1280
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 2: When the game of basketball was first invented in eighteen

1281
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 2: ninety one, what other sports ball was used?

1282
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 14: Has?

1283
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 2: Eddie Vedder is the famous lead singer of What band.

1284
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 4: Program?

1285
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 2: All right, we got that one in Brooke is gonna

1286
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 2: come back into the studio. And we always like to

1287
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 2: ask the first time players on the show, Christina, what's

1288
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 2: an interesting fact that we need to know about you?

1289
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 12: My skydived in Hawaii?

1290
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 2: Whoa with or without a parachute?

1291
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 5: Just right into the water?

1292
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,439
Speaker 4: Well, I wouldn't be talking to you if I didn't

1293
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 4: have a parachute?

1294
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 3: Is that how it works? This should give you the

1295
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 3: option justin case that's crazy, maybe like a surprise bag,

1296
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 3: like you don't know what you're gonna get.

1297
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 5: There's just snacks in this one way down?

1298
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, good view? All right, Brooks, your turn? You're ready?

1299
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah?

1300
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Jerry Seinfeld celebrates a birthday this week?

1301
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 2: What is Jerry short for Gerald? What is the official

1302
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 2: title of someone who studies fossils palaeontologists? When the game

1303
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 2: of basketball was first invented in eighteen ninety one, what

1304
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 2: other sports ball was used?

1305
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 3: Uh? Volleyball?

1306
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 2: Eddie Vedder is the famous lead singer of What band

1307
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 2: Well Jim? The Holy Book of the Islamic religion is

1308
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 2: called What.

1309
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 3: Book of Islam?

1310
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 2: What Comedy Central program was the first animated show to

1311
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 2: ever receive a TV Mature rating? South Park All right?

1312
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 2: Got all our answers in time to go over to

1313
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 2: the scoreboard to check out how you both did with Jose.

1314
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 1: I am not some mania who needs to be high

1315
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 1: or loaded all the time.

1316
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 10: Christina, you got one correct today.

1317
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 14: I kuldn't passed on that one.

1318
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 2: I don't know the.

1319
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 9: First person ever get one right and then say never

1320
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 9: mind pass And we had to.

1321
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 5: Take it away from you.

1322
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 10: I know, and Brooke would have won anyway, so don't worry.

1323
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 10: She got three. I couldn't believe it.

1324
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 2: It was a good effort, Christina, But no dice today.

1325
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers here for everybody. Jerry Seinfeld

1326
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 2: celebrates a birthday this week. Jerry is short for Jerome. Oh,

1327
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 2: his real name is Jerome. The official title of someone

1328
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 2: who studies fossils is yep palaeontologists.

1329
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 5: She said it and she's like, oh, never mind, pass.

1330
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, yeah.

1331
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 2: The game of basketball was first invented in eighteen ninety one.

1332
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 2: Back then, they used a soccer ball because basketballs hadn't

1333
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 2: been invented yet.

1334
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 3: Interesting.

1335
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 2: Eddie Vedder's the famous lead singer of per Old Jam.

1336
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 3: You didn't get that idea, one that you did get.

1337
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 2: The Holy Book of the Islamic religion is called the Kuran.

1338
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 3: I knew that. I feel bad.

1339
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 2: The Comedy Central program that was the first animated show

1340
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 2: to get a TV mature rating was South Park. Love

1341
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 2: It So, Christina, we can't give you any money today.

1342
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 2: The good news is just for playing, you win a

1343
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 2: pair of tickets to Professional Bull Riders Unleash the Beast

1344
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 2: PBRs Unleash the Beast Tours coming to Tacoma on April

1345
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 2: twentieth and twenty first to go ahead to PBR dot

1346
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:32,360
Speaker 2: com to get your tickets today. Thank you, thank you

1347
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 2: so much for playing, Christina. We'll be back to do

1348
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 2: Windbrooks Bucks same time Tomorrow

1349
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,