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Speaker 1: Let's all set a personal goal to be the reason

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Speaker 1: somebody smiles today.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Jeff, that's why we come into work.

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Speaker 1: Every day, or the reason somebody drinks which ever won

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Speaker 1: we want to be responsible.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I already got you on that one, because I

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Speaker 3: can guarantee my husband is going to do that to

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Speaker 3: hopefully we're.

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Speaker 1: Accomplishing both during a brand new care I don't care,

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Speaker 1: So crack open that first can of blissful relief as

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Speaker 1: we get into your first headline.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Times Square, New York.

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Speaker 1: There's a new number one tourist attraction in America. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's in South Carolina.

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Speaker 2: Col Caro, don't care all right, that cares.

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Speaker 4: All over the country.

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Speaker 1: You'll find different specialized tours based on the local culture there,

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Speaker 1: you know, like you've heard of wine tours in Napa Valley,

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Speaker 1: cheese tours in Wisconsin. Kentucky has their bourbon trail because

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Speaker 1: that's what they're famous for.

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Speaker 2: Very crooked.

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Speaker 4: I bet. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now there's a new one going viral because South Carolina

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Speaker 1: officially has a mayonnaise trail. If you're a mayonnaise fanatic,

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Speaker 1: you probably know about Dukes the Mayo brand. Yes, especially

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Speaker 1: if you're in the South it's huge.

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Speaker 2: Well, every salad comes with mayonnaise, you know.

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Speaker 4: It makes it really delicious.

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Speaker 1: But the brand was created by Eugenia Duke in Greenville,

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Speaker 1: South Carolina, more than one hundred years ago, and it's

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Speaker 1: got a big, big loyal following. Now they do it

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Speaker 1: like a college bowl game every year where the winning coach,

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Speaker 1: instead of getting a gatorade.

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Speaker 4: Shower, gets a mao, shut up. Have you seen them?

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Speaker 4: It's so funny.

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Speaker 2: I bet that man's hair looks so good for the

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Speaker 2: rest of the week. It is such a good treatment. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's like a total school.

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Speaker 1: Well, now Greenville has an unofficial Mayo Tour, which includes

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Speaker 1: twenty different stops showcasing Duke's mayonnaise in different ways.

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Speaker 2: I would hate on it, but I love mayonnaise. You guys.

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Speaker 3: Hey French fries until I was fourteen years old, and

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Speaker 3: then my Mom's like, here, try it dipped in mayonnaise,

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Speaker 3: and I was.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh my life.

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Speaker 4: Disguis Like if it's star.

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Speaker 2: Sauce, I love it.

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Speaker 4: But if it's just mayonnaise, I'm like no.

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Speaker 1: But there's twenty different stops, six snack spots, and fourteen

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Speaker 1: meal must haves. That's a lot of Mayo along with

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Speaker 1: four historical stops for the Duke's Mayo Company, like the

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Speaker 1: original Mayo Bottling Plant.

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Speaker 4: I'm the old Mayo Jacuzzi.

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Speaker 1: You can go see the trails a self guided tour

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Speaker 1: so you can go hit up the featured places whenever

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Speaker 1: you're like, you don't have to do it all in one.

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Speaker 3: Do you think even the place is on the stop?

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Speaker 3: Judge of the people that are on this tour, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like, how many Manaise stops have

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Speaker 3: you made today?

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Speaker 4: Brought his own devil days.

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Speaker 1: I would judge the people on the Napa Valley Wine

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Speaker 1: Tour who are like wasted by stop number twelve.

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Speaker 4: It's the same thing.

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Speaker 1: But if you're a real jamp, you can power through

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Speaker 1: all twenty mayonnaise dishes in one day.

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Speaker 2: Man Mac salad and potato salad.

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Speaker 4: Yum.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to your next headline. We've got a late

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Speaker 1: entry for dumbest criminal of the Year.

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Speaker 3: Finally, don't care, Yes care.

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Speaker 1: The story's out of Miami, where there's a forty four

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Speaker 1: year old woman named Susan Stafford who drives for Lyft,

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Speaker 1: Picked up a nineteen year old passenger who got in

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Speaker 2: My god, nuts.

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Speaker 1: That's why, why, just randomly, no reason for it. Eventually

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Speaker 2: So he's trying to steal her car.

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Speaker 1: His name is Jeremiah Charles, and we know that because he.

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Speaker 4: Ordered the lift under his actual name.

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Speaker 1: So let's rewind real quick. He books a ride through

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Speaker 1: the app with his own account using his real name,

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Speaker 4: Steals her car.

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Speaker 1: So Susan who ends up being okay by the way,

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Speaker 1: she just gave the cops his information. They drove straight

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Speaker 1: to his house, found the car parked outside, and arrested him.

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Speaker 4: But was his reaction, WHOA how'd you guys find? Detectives

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Speaker 1: The only way it could have been easier is if

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Speaker 4: And left his information at their front desk.

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Speaker 1: So Jeremiah's now facing charges for robbery and carjacking.

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Speaker 2: You should get an extra fine for just being an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's up there could be your criminal, dumbest criminal

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Speaker 4: Let's see if you guys care about this one.

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Speaker 1: Our show is taking one hundred percent credit for starting

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Speaker 1: this holiday tradition.

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Speaker 4: I don't care what you say.

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Speaker 2: Well, I love taking credit for things I care.

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Speaker 1: One of the nation's premier holiday decorating experts is interior

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Speaker 1: designer Jen Darry and she agrees, this ain't your sweet

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Speaker 1: old Grandma's Christmas anymore. As each festive season comes and goes,

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Speaker 1: we're seeing more and more people going above and beyond

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Speaker 3: Now you remember that season where we had the Christmas

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Speaker 3: trees upside down in people's living rooms that like people

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true.

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Speaker 1: Well, now we're seeing most families putting up multiple trees

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Speaker 2: This was just like the.

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Speaker 3: Update update we did this second date exactly, Yes, remember,

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Speaker 3: and she had one in the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Even That's why.

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Speaker 1: I said we started this trend because a year ago

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Speaker 1: we had that woman on a second date who decorated

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Speaker 1: with eight different trees.

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Speaker 2: I like how we don't let her be the one

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Speaker 2: that starts a train. We still take the credit.

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Speaker 4: It only became popular because we broadcast.

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Speaker 2: Her on our show You're Welcome.

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Speaker 1: So now everybody wants to have a lot of trees

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Speaker 1: in their house, and each one usually has its own

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Speaker 1: theme like Super Mario Minecraft theme. That's so expensive, favorite

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Speaker 1: reindeer for each one of the kiddos.

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Speaker 4: I should do it, little one in stream room.

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Speaker 2: Do we mention the lady was on our show. She

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Speaker 1: Then Jem says, that is the Christmas trend now more trees. Wait,

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Speaker 1: so now it's gonna be like, oh, you only have

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Speaker 1: one tree in your living room?

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Speaker 4: Do you like Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Grinch's just so much work that it is, right though,

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Speaker 1: I love all Euros, too lazy to take down one.

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Speaker 1: And if you really love the Holidays, you will DeForest

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Speaker 1: the entire planet anyway. Okay, finally, Jeff's joke of the

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Speaker 1: day Carrot don't care care? Jeff, what kind of shoes

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Speaker 1: do kidnappers wear?

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Speaker 4: White vans? Carrot brooks pro kidnapped. It's Carrot, don't care

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Speaker 4: Your phone Town's coming up

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Speaker 2: Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning