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Speaker 1: an email from one of our listeners who said he
Speaker 1: wants to apologize to us in advance for what's about
Speaker 1: to happen in today's call. Oh no good. I don't
Speaker 1: know what he did yet, but he's on the phone
Speaker 1: with us, and his name. Tell me if I'm getting
Speaker 1: this right, Is it jarm jarm Yeah? Well, I feel
Speaker 1: like you need to apologize for making fun of his
Speaker 1: name already, Jeffrey. I just want to make sure it's
Speaker 1: a unique name. Yeah. Is it short for like Jarmonjelo? What? Uh?
Speaker 1: It's actually just short for Jarmond. Okay, name jarmandar. All right,
Speaker 1: let's move past. So jarm you said you wanted to
Speaker 1: apologize to us in your email, So go ahead, go ahead?
Speaker 1: What oh? Um? Yeah, so I wanted to apologize in advance. Um,
Speaker 1: but you do not accept Oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: You're apologizing to us or to your date. I'm apologizing
Speaker 1: to you. Why, Well, because I'm a fan of the
Speaker 1: show and I listened to you guys. I listened to
Speaker 1: the second date updates all the time. Oh, we hate that,
Speaker 1: You're right, I mean, that's not why we do this
Speaker 1: at all. Well, so the thing is that I hear
Speaker 1: people talk about, you know, like wild and crazy things
Speaker 1: that they do on their dates, and honestly, none of
Speaker 1: that happened with me. So that's that's what I would
Speaker 1: like to apologize for. How dare you're apologizing for colon
Speaker 1: us with a boring story? We get all kinds of stories. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I would like your help. But it really
Speaker 1: was just a regular old boring date. Okay, that's all right, John,
Speaker 1: Why don't you tell us the name of the girl
Speaker 1: that you want us to call? Her name is Laurie. Okay,
Speaker 1: and where'd you meet her? We met on a dating app,
Speaker 1: all right, which I also got from the show. You
Speaker 1: guys are always talking about that's a great way to
Speaker 1: meet people. Yeah, I feel like it's already going to
Speaker 1: turn out bad if you're taking data and advice from us,
Speaker 1: But continue, Jarm, what did you and Lorie do? So? Well?
Speaker 1: I posted a picture and I know cool people call
Speaker 1: it a pick, but she was the only person who
Speaker 1: matched with me. Sorry, we thank you're cool man? Oh okay, well,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Welcome. We met at a restaurant,
Speaker 1: you know, to be safe, we had we had dinner, yes,
Speaker 1: and it was over okay. And what were the highlights there? Jarms?
Speaker 1: You need a little bit more detail maybe, Um, I
Speaker 1: guess that's the problem because I pretty much just told
Speaker 1: you the highlights okay. Really, so like the best thing
Speaker 1: that happened is that you went to dinner and talked. Well,
Speaker 1: there was one possible thrilling moment. Oh okay, do tell um? Well,
Speaker 1: I saw her staring at her fork, so I asked
Speaker 1: if she was okay, and she said that she just
Speaker 1: thought her fork was dirty. So I asked if I
Speaker 1: could look at the fork, and then I looked at
Speaker 1: the fork and it was a clean fork. So it
Speaker 1: was It turned out it was clean. Ok that did
Speaker 1: not happen. No, I'm serious, It really happened, and it
Speaker 1: was close. I mean it was right on the line. Wow,
Speaker 1: that was a water spot. Wasn't anything else. What was
Speaker 1: her attitude like on the date? She was fine. I
Speaker 1: did try to tell her some elephant jokes to light
Speaker 1: in the mood. Oh can we hear can we hear one?
Speaker 1: Try out material at us? Oh? Sure, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: can tell you one. Um okay. So one some hunters
Speaker 1: were after an elephant and the elephant didn't know what
Speaker 1: to do. So he met his friend Aunt on the
Speaker 1: road and he told Aunt this problem that he had. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Aunt said, don't worry, just hide behind me. You
Speaker 1: get it, because he's small. Well the aunt small, right, right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So Jarm, did she crack up like we are? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well not really. I did try a few more, but
Speaker 1: I kind of gave up in the middle of my
Speaker 1: fourth one. Oh she didn't seem to get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't expect all these people that you date to
Speaker 1: get the highbrow elephant humor made. I would say, like,
Speaker 1: if she's not laughing at the first one, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: go to the fourth. But but Jarm's an optimist. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What was the date like? At the end, Jarm, we
Speaker 1: just said good night, We shook hands and that was it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, sure, yeah, are you going to be upset
Speaker 1: if that's the problem, Jarm. If she was just too
Speaker 1: bored on the date, I mean, I guess I wouldn't
Speaker 1: find it that out of the ordinary for me. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not an exciting person, oh, Jody, I'm I'm not.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not something that I struggle with. I've
Speaker 1: accepted it. I'm a pretty boring dude. Okay, Okay, Jarm,
Speaker 1: We're not gonna let you be boring. Okay, We're gonna
Speaker 1: pull through for you. Yeah, and this is pretty exciting
Speaker 1: that you're doing this. Look at you. You're on the
Speaker 1: rad You're stepping out of your comfort zone there, Jarm. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you know, I've heard you guys work miracles before,
Speaker 1: and considering she's the only person I matched up with,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe you could work your magic here. We
Speaker 1: got this job. We're gonna pull a miracle for you.
Speaker 1: Right now. We're gonna play a song, come back, call
Speaker 1: Laurie and get your second date update. Okay, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: Let me hear you be really excited about it, Jarm,
Speaker 1: I am, that was nuts. I am very well play
Speaker 1: a song and do it after this. Hold on looking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Second date update when he goes
Speaker 1: on a hot date. He's home and in bed by
Speaker 1: eight pm. His go to romantic move is to comment
Speaker 1: on the cleanliness of your silverware. When he tells an
Speaker 1: elephant joke, he tells four of them, all in a row.
Speaker 1: He's the least boring man in the world, and his
Speaker 1: name is jarm Jarm JARMI there, Yes, I'm here. Okay,
Speaker 1: there he is. There's that intro for you. Jar Jarm
Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Laurie, and he's worried
Speaker 1: he may have been a little bit too boring on
Speaker 1: his date. But Jarm, I don't believe you're boring. I
Speaker 1: think there's something in your life that you're passionate about.
Speaker 1: We just don't know it yet. Oh Um. When I
Speaker 1: was fourteen, I had a stamp collection. Oh I also
Speaker 1: had a stamp collection, Jarmu. We also had a sick
Speaker 1: cat that Pete on the stamp collection. So, yes, you
Speaker 1: are interesting, jarm. I love you and we never asked
Speaker 1: you this. Have you actually tried reaching out to Laurie
Speaker 1: yet or is this the first time? Um? I have.
Speaker 1: She hasn't responded. Okay, And what did you like about her? Well?
Speaker 1: I like that we matched okay, Well the app alright,
Speaker 1: the app mat she you're the only one that Well,
Speaker 1: they both find each other attractive. That's a good start.
Speaker 1: They sound perfect to me. Yeah. Well, technically she never
Speaker 1: said that she thought I was attractive, but I can
Speaker 1: verify that I think she is. Okay, alright, confirmed? All right,
Speaker 1: jarn I feel like I'm gonna get the We're gonna
Speaker 1: get the female version of you on the phone here
Speaker 1: in about thirty seconds, let's find out. Okay, we're gonna
Speaker 1: call Laurie for you right now. Are you ready? I
Speaker 1: am ready? Are you amped up? My palms are a
Speaker 1: little sweaty, but please yeah, help me? All right, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die the number right now? Here we go? Hello,
Speaker 1: how can I speak to Laurie? Please? Did she? Hey Laura?
Speaker 1: How are you doing? This is young Jeffrey from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jubil in the Morning. Um, him,
Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you? Oh? You sound like you listen. Well,
Speaker 1: it's so funny because I just talked about this show
Speaker 1: the other night. Oh what complaint blog? Were you on
Speaker 1: this time? No? Um, I was talking about it with
Speaker 1: a date who I'm now like suspicious might be actually
Speaker 1: the one initiating this call. You're really good, Laurie. What's
Speaker 1: the name of your date? Jarm? Did he ask you
Speaker 1: guys to call me? Did so? Wait, you guys were
Speaker 1: talking about us? We were, Yeah. Was it a fun
Speaker 1: conversation for you? Um? I mean he brought it up
Speaker 1: the show that it's like something he listens to and
Speaker 1: likes a lot, and so we were just kind of
Speaker 1: talking about it, and I've definitely heard the show before,
Speaker 1: but it sounds like he listens a lot. Okay, So
Speaker 1: is that why you're not calling him back? Because he
Speaker 1: listens to the show and he must be a terrible person. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not at all. John told us a little bit about
Speaker 1: your date, and he really likes you, and he's caught
Speaker 1: onto the fact that you're not responding to him anymore.
Speaker 1: He wants to know the reason why. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not that I am not responding. I just needed a
Speaker 1: little bit of time. That you're not responding way, that
Speaker 1: means that you had actually thought about going out with
Speaker 1: him again. Listen, the date was fun. He's like, really cute.
Speaker 1: He's got this kind of funny Michael Sarah vibe thing
Speaker 1: going on. Oh my god, I could totally see that analogy. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he was worried that he was too boring
Speaker 1: for you, and it wasn't like a negative thing. He
Speaker 1: knows fully very self aware of his boring level. I
Speaker 1: think it's funny. I like his sort of his personality
Speaker 1: and his flatness. It's just I just was having some
Speaker 1: kind of trouble processing weird thing that happened. Oh what
Speaker 1: weird thing. I mean, it's really not even a big deal.
Speaker 1: And it's not like it's not his fault. I don't
Speaker 1: know if he told you, guys, um that he was
Speaker 1: telling some jokes. It's the table Oh yeah, yeah, elephant jokes.
Speaker 1: We heard the one about the aunt. Yeah. Yeah. We
Speaker 1: didn't get the other three that he told you, but
Speaker 1: we heard the aunt one. Yeah. Well I didn't love
Speaker 1: them because they weren't They weren't very funny. Is that why? No? No, Um,
Speaker 1: it's not that I don't think he's funny. It's just
Speaker 1: he couldn't have known. But I actually have some history
Speaker 1: with elephants. Your X is an elephant. No, but my
Speaker 1: uncle was actually just on a safari last year and
Speaker 1: there was a pretty bad accident with an elephant. Oh, no. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the first elephant joke he made, I tried to
Speaker 1: kind of like avoid it and not really laugh at
Speaker 1: it and just move on from it. I kept telling
Speaker 1: he's elephant joke. Oh god, how would anyone know? Though? Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you tell him that you had an uncle that
Speaker 1: had a running with an elephant? It sounds like a
Speaker 1: joke in it of itself. I mean, I know it's
Speaker 1: not because being honestly, I know, I know it sounds crazy,
Speaker 1: but like, honestly, it was really traumatic and I wasn't,
Speaker 1: like really still not ready to talk about it, and
Speaker 1: I definitely didn't want to talk about it on the
Speaker 1: first date. And I know it sounds crazy, but my
Speaker 1: uncle was really hurt. I mean he's still recovering. Oh
Speaker 1: he's okay. He didn't die, No, he's okay. But it
Speaker 1: was a bad accident. Like either you don't think about
Speaker 1: that as a possibility of happening. And it's just I
Speaker 1: know he didn't mean to do it, but he just
Speaker 1: kept harping on it. It was like picking up an
Speaker 1: open wound, you know. Well, I feel like maybe Jarms
Speaker 1: should know why you were not laughing and why you
Speaker 1: were turned off by that, Like you never told that
Speaker 1: to him. I didn't. You're right, I just wasn't really
Speaker 1: ready to talk about it. Don't you think he has
Speaker 1: a right to know though? That that's why I mean
Speaker 1: eventually yeah, yeah, just don't like you. Yeah, everything else
Speaker 1: is fine. It's just that one thing kept happening, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well more is about to happen because Jarm is actually
Speaker 1: on the phone and he's been listening this whole time.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, he heard and he really wants to talk
Speaker 1: with you, Jarm. Wait, hold on, he's happening right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been listening. Sorry, Oh, I just want to say
Speaker 1: how sorry I am. I really I had no idea, hey, Jarm, Um, wow,
Speaker 1: all right, this is like I'm just a little cut
Speaker 1: off guard. I wasn't really ready for this. Um. So
Speaker 1: now you know, glor if you don't mind me asking, um,
Speaker 1: was it an Indian elephant or an African bush elephant? What?
Speaker 1: It's not important, Arm, it doesn't matter. I actually honestly
Speaker 1: don't even know. It's kind of the it's the point,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, you know, sorry, I
Speaker 1: was just wondering because you know, I saw a Netflix
Speaker 1: documentary about um. Anyway, it said that, Um, African bush
Speaker 1: elephants are much more aggressive, so I was just curious.
Speaker 1: And his jokes were definitely all about Indian elephants, so
Speaker 1: he met no harm. Okay, Arm, just like an Indian
Speaker 1: elephant wouldn't mean harm. You need to be focusing jarm
Speaker 1: on her and her feelings right now. She had a
Speaker 1: traumatic experience with elephants. Maybe try changing the subject, Jarm.
Speaker 1: Yeah again, Laurie, I'm I'm really sorry, um, and I
Speaker 1: thank you? Can I can? I just ask was it
Speaker 1: a kick or a trampoline? Trying to figure out about
Speaker 1: the elephant attack Terma, Like, really doesn't matter what kind
Speaker 1: of elephant was or how the accident happened. I really
Speaker 1: don't want to keep rehashing that. Yeah, John, this doesn't
Speaker 1: like elephants CSI. We don't need to get to the
Speaker 1: bottom of this case. We're trying to get back to
Speaker 1: the date. Okay, Maybe driving you should concert on the
Speaker 1: fact that she actually really liked you, Like that's brad Man,
Speaker 1: Good for you. Your one match is a success. Maybe
Speaker 1: say something nice to Laurie about how you felt about her.
Speaker 1: Good job, Laurie, I think you are beautiful. Oh what else?
Speaker 1: And I really enjoy talking with you. And again, I'm
Speaker 1: you know, if if elephants are no, no, go with
Speaker 1: something else, Try something else. There's literally like an elephant
Speaker 1: in the room, and it's like it really means it
Speaker 1: this time. What I was going to say is if
Speaker 1: elephants are a problem, we don't have to ever talk
Speaker 1: about elephants again. Okay, that's insinuated. I think that's for
Speaker 1: the best. Yeah, that would be great. I'm just not yet,
Speaker 1: you know, it's still really really fresh. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I totally understand that, and I wouldn't want you to
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable. Okay, do you believe I'm Laurie. I mean,
Speaker 1: do you think you could trust a guy like Jarn.
Speaker 1: I mean I really would like to. I mean I
Speaker 1: would be interested and seeing him again and talking to
Speaker 1: him again. But I just we have to like agree
Speaker 1: that we've got to take it easy on the elephant
Speaker 1: specific talk for a while. Right in the meantime, if
Speaker 1: you wouldn't mind letting me know if anyone in your
Speaker 1: family had any sort of traumatic experience with zebras, because
Speaker 1: I do know a lot about that species, that is
Speaker 1: a good, good question. Zebras are safe. Jarms zebras are safe,
Speaker 1: all right? Okay, Well, I'm sensing some positivity here, so
Speaker 1: with that in mind, we would like to offer to
Speaker 1: send you and Jarm out on a date and we'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. Jarm will not make any elephant jokes.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear the zebra jokes. So that
Speaker 1: the yes is that he yes't say that I know
Speaker 1: zebra jokes. I just said that I know a lot
Speaker 1: about the species, but I'll have to look up some
Speaker 1: zebra jokes. But I'm okay. Well, there you go. He
Speaker 1: can give you a PowerPoint presentation on the origins of
Speaker 1: zebras and then throwing a joke. Would you like to
Speaker 1: sign up for that? We'll pay for it. Sign me up.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see the PowerPoint presentation. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm so shocked. I'm sorry, Jarn,
Speaker 1: but I don't mean to be so shocked, but holy hell, no,
Speaker 1: I'm real. Hooray, where's thrilled for your jar? Congratulations