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Speaker 1: a simple count Tree girl myself. We do things. And

449
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 1: even the fact that she calls it the pioneer woman,

450
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: like that's not someone that's in the country, you know

451
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like that there's an outside sort of

452
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 1: because this is her whole fish out of water thing

453
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: like and she's very clear about like I'm fish out

454
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: of water. But it's like the water in question, it's

455
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 1: like turban Tulsa golf course to like actually two hours outside,

456
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, It's like that's the transition two hours and

457
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: come away. Yeah, and then she has like she does

458
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: a lot of things where like she'll break it down,

459
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Speaker 1: which just you know, fun for the reader. Will she'll

460
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: be like, here's a list of thirty dogs. But then

461
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: one where she's like lads, Lad's childhood, my childhood, like

462
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: the difference of them, and one is like it does

463
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: seem like she does like being with his family better

464
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: because she's just so like let's talk about pop pop

465
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: and gramps. Well, one of the funniest things is like

466
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: how she stresses, like the fact that her parents divorced

467
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: while she was an adult was one of the most

468
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: traumatizing that she's ever been through her life. Like can

469
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: you imagine being like what like as an adult, as

470
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: at like age twenty seven, you're not going to be

471
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: together And it's like again whole school, I'm like got

472
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: a grip she I mean, I do I know. It

473
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: is just like so what really happened? Like did your

474
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: mother abuse you? Like what went down? Like there was

475
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: a mess thing there was there was like something her

476
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: eyebrows are pretty mess. Oh that's just like two thousands,

477
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: Like that's just the havoc of the two thousand. Hair

478
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: also becomes even becomes like more garish as the show

479
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: goes on where and especially so I was watching the

480
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: Quarantine episodes and it's all her kids kids film and

481
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: they're sitting with their iPhones on their little like sticks,

482
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: and the kids are all kind of homeschool you too,

483
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: and awkward and like biting their lips and kind of

484
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: looking around shuffly and laughing at her really weird jokes

485
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: again that are not jokes right, where being just like, oh, like, well,

486
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: of course there's nothing I like more than cheese, and

487
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: they're like that's crazy. Okay. Let's also let's get to

488
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: the homeschool things. So she has this whole thing where

489
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: she admits that she like homeschools are chance for several years.

490
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: But then because again the drive Tulsa, she was like

491
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: I was driving them an hour and like then I

492
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: would have come back and then I'd have to drive again.

493
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: I was like, well that commute does sound. And again,

494
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: but that's like five pages of her describing the community.

495
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: It's like she's like, we get and you know me

496
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: at five thirty and it's like okay, and then all

497
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: just to say like I homeschooled my kids. Yeah, She's

498
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: like so lad pushes me and he's like, honeybee, wake up,

499
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like m and then he pushes me again

500
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes later and I'm like, not on this your walk.

501
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: And then it's like this paragraph. Of course, ladwees us

502
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: to waken up at three forty five am, because to him,

503
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: that's the time that you wake up. You wake up

504
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: at three am so you can go feed the cattle,

505
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: so I get kids and the spurs because you want

506
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: to move the hat a while it's still cold before

507
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: it gets too hot. That detail is in this book

508
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: ten times. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh you think we

509
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: just cool off in the creek, not in my creek

510
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: full of snakes. But she's I love how like um

511
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: fake self deprecating. She is like, yes, just like high,

512
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: wake up more towards noon and with coffee, and it's

513
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: like okay. She's like, yeah, I think I'm gonna need

514
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: a glass of wine or maybe two glasses of wine

515
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: at the end of this week. This book is also

516
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: very like she's just her weird opinion daughter wants magnia.

517
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: It's just like, and my daughter was very tall, and

518
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: I had There's another farm where she says, um Lad

519
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: had a very tall mother. Oh yeah, she's always just

520
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: been like and some girls are really tall and that's okay,

521
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: and it sounds like maybe it's not okay with you. Oh.

522
00:31:54,760 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: Also she's she's constantly um making comments about weight, but

523
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: then like it could be lazing it before, like being

524
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: like and look, I know looks don't matter, but I

525
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: was ten sizes bigger than I've ever been in my

526
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: life back that you wouldn't believe. I was like, okay,

527
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: but it's just like that constantly. And of course I

528
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: didn't want to pass on any of these insecurities to

529
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: my daughter, so I didn't say anything about it in

530
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: the car, even though my thighs had never been large

531
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: and I would never be able to fit into the

532
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: ID in college ever. Again. I burned them. I put

533
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: them under the house where the skunks lived. I was insane.

534
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: One when she shoots the buries the skunk so she

535
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: can go out to a restaurant and tell, oh, yeah,

536
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: that funny story where where her husband said, if you

537
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,479
Speaker 1: bury the skunk, I'll take it to dinner. Right, I

538
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: did it right after he's killed it with a shotgun.

539
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: Yeah's murdered the sun with shot gun. Wants to go

540
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: to this couple's dinner. That was them driving to another

541
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: couple's house, all piling into several SUVs that I'm driving hour.

542
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: So she wears them pants. But the scene where her

543
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: daughter is like, mom stopped wearing like blouses and skinny

544
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: jeans to soccer games, where a T shirt and shorts,

545
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 1: and then she was like that's why. She was like

546
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: I could never do that because my body, because I'm

547
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: so obese, but I wouldn't tell my daughter. That's the

548
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: craziest QBC but the most flowey QBC like peasant chatter whatever,

549
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: like tide eye, strappy top belled from here to next

550
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: and the daughter and I kept wondering, this is the

551
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: tall daughter and I'm like, it's tall daughter a lesbian

552
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: or not? Well it isn't tall girl engaged to more

553
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: Ritzio who cowboy Josh is, Like one of them is engaged.

554
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: I forget right, I don't remember which one, okay, but

555
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: she was like the daughter she was more nervous for

556
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: Cowboy Josh to meet him than her dad. Yeah, and

557
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: I was like something, that's why I was like something

558
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: like oh right, right, because we never goes into that barn.

559
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: She's sending her kids there for the day. They're like,

560
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 1: She's always like, they come back at nine thirty covered

561
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 1: in shit and piss and dirt and blood. But that's

562
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: my kids. They love it out there. And it's like

563
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,240
Speaker 1: do they or why don't you do? They love Wickham

564
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: at three forty five am, and she's like, but it

565
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: teaches them ranch stuff and the sun. Yeah, when the

566
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: sun gets accidentally branded, it's just a hand burn. Yeah.

567
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,399
Speaker 1: I thought I look so ugly in this hospital right now.

568
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,439
Speaker 1: I've never looked more discussed. And I wanted to stop

569
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: by the avon counter and put some makeup on. Yeah,

570
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: but I drove him to the r Yeah. Oh, and

571
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: she's like, and there was a hole in my crotch.

572
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: I repeat, a hole in my crotch. And then at

573
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: the hospital where she has like a hole in her

574
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: crotch after herself was branded, she's like runs into like

575
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: her ex boyfriend's mom, right, which is like so insane. Yeah,

576
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: there are a lot of ex boyfriends in this book. Yeah. Well,

577
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: and then her ex boyfriend, oh no, her crush, her

578
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: former high school crush, comes to a signing with his wife,

579
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: and she's like so embarrassed and so sweaty. Yeah, in

580
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 1: her dripping. I mean, I don't think Mitchell is breathable. No,

581
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: everything is like pop Polly, like, what's that ray on?

582
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: A lot of rayon in that house. I do feel

583
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: like I think the thing about all the ex boyfriends

584
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 1: in the way that she's constantly describing her chiseled husband

585
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: and his wranglers, wranglers, wranglers she's won, well, I think

586
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: she fucks. I guess, well, yeah, she has all those kids,

587
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: and then she keeps thinking jokes about she was like

588
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: and yes, we had another kid. And I won't go

589
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: into the details of how that happened to say I

590
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: got pregnant had something to do with what we did

591
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: on our wedding night. I don't want to give you

592
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: the details about wa so many of my children are

593
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 1: born in this summer. But I think you can pay

594
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: it together. But then so me, she got vertigo on

595
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: her Australian honeymoon. Oh my god, well that's the first

596
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: story in the book. She got the inner ear infection

597
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: on their Australian honeymoon. By the way, Okay, so the

598
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,720
Speaker 1: book opens with this story about like the worst first

599
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: year of marriage, like we had the worst first year.

600
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 1: It started off. First of all, I got an ear

601
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: infection in Australia. Okay, okay, talk about a rocky start.

602
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: And then she's like, plus, my husband couldn't find anything

603
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: to eat in the country in Australia. Oh yeah, I

604
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: was a cattle capital of like that the world the

605
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: most normal, like cultureless place. Absolutely, there's McDonald like, what

606
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: is she talking? The whole Australian thing like burgers with Fridays.

607
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: It's just it's insanity, like bloom saying funny. So yeah, An,

608
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,439
Speaker 1: he's the same way he was in high school. He's

609
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: the same way that he was in college. He's never

610
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: put in a pound. He has an eight pack on

611
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: a twelve pack in his wrangler. Yeah, but he he

612
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: loves my brother's sugar lips. Ye so oh yeah he

613
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: My husband is snatched. He looks thin, he is it's

614
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 1: like reality for days. And he gets very angry and

615
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: stopped speaking. Yea, my husband's just an angry, skinny bitch.

616
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: That's like, I'm scrumptious, so scrumptious a lot. She loves.

617
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: Oh and her coffee, of course is so um coffee mate,

618
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: Like She's like, I take a sip of my ice

619
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: coffee drowning in like hazel nuts at station, the whole

620
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: apple apple fred or fiasco. Like she spends half a

621
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:48,399
Speaker 1: paragraph describing the coffee and all the creamers. She's delectable.

622
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: I'm enjoyed cookies and cream Um. I just want to

623
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: quickly talk about calf nuts, the calf testcle how she's

624
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: like talks about she was like on this farm, like

625
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: half nuts are everywhere, and she's always finding like cow

626
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: testicles in her kids. Not the not the testicles, the sack,

627
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: the ball, the empty sack, the empty the fuzzy fuzzy

628
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: half sack. The kids think they're toys and they put

629
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: them in their pockets. Then you do laundry, and boy boy,

630
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 1: you don't want to smell what that's like like hot hot,

631
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: hot sack and it's like, sh it wasn't enough. Yeah,

632
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 1: Like try watching wranglers, Like, but you know what testicles

633
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: for rocky mountain oysters as they call them, if they're

634
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: deep fried and sugar Lips has a really good recipe

635
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: for rocking oysters, right flour, tons of cayenne, hot hot pepper,

636
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,959
Speaker 1: hot test hot nuts. My men love their hot nuts.

637
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: Skinny snatched chiseled bitch of a hus spicy nuts. It's

638
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: all eat spicy nuts, but can't find anything to eat

639
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: in Australia. Yeah, I want to ask what you guys

640
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: think her politics are. I have a theory that I

641
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 1: feel like her and all her friends, like her other

642
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: homeschool friends, they all voted for Clobuchar, and all their

643
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: husbands vote for Trump, but no one tells anyone who

644
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: they voted for, and they will take it to their

645
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: grave and they just do not discuss that at the

646
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: dinner table. Absolutely, because I watched um a cool awesome

647
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: super cut of her the top five cast roles she makes,

648
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: and she makes Klobuchar's cast role, which is ground beef, cheese,

649
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: tater tots yet dishum, and she just does seem so

650
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: clouded to me because it's so but first wine. And

651
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,919
Speaker 1: I feel like her crew is very like, oh, we're

652
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: not talking politics, No no, no, they're it's very like

653
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: we don't they literally they go to the pollittation together

654
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: like the husband and wife leave, get back into their

655
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: massive suv. Yeah, wow, could stop for doctor Pepper. Yea.

656
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: They might even be like I could see like she's

657
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: putting on her like I voted sticker on. I don't

658
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: think she's putting for like the drive. Wait wait wait

659
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,439
Speaker 1: wait wait wait? Do you think I think she doesn't vote?

660
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: Think you can find an hour on ran day? Yeah no,

661
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 1: that's true. I mean she she only has to go

662
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: to dinner like once a month. Yeah, yeah, segment. What

663
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: does she eat? What does she wear? How does she live?

664
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: All right? What does she eat? What does she I

665
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: mean we know it's like it's always a mix of

666
00:40:55,280 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: cheddar and monterary jack monterary idiot, you fucking idiot shot.

667
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: I was home school. We didn't learn, we learned differently.

668
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,800
Speaker 1: We never went over. I don't know what a nickel

669
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: looks like. She's like, my son didn't know what a

670
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: nickel looked like. Next time, She's like, next kid, maybe

671
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 1: I'll teach her mouth. She's like, oh I felt bad,

672
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: I skipped the currency. Si oh. She loves sushi and

673
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: her favorite sushi places in Tulsa. Yeah, I mean she

674
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:32,240
Speaker 1: she likes Gal's Night. She obviously loves getting shoshido peppers

675
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: and spinach artchoke dip, spinach artichoke everything please, um No,

676
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: she's very just like spinach artichoke flat bread like with Betta,

677
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: and then both Sama on everything, and then there's like

678
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 1: bal samahashidos. Then there's a blooming onion. She's like I

679
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: shouldn't but I will. This is why the pants don't fit,

680
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 1: I will say. I do think she's she has like

681
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: had to follow food trends somewhat over the course of

682
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,879
Speaker 1: her career, and I was like noticing in the later

683
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: seasons like she was making like in some ways and

684
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: you know, not Alice the Roman, but getting close to

685
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 1: a lemonye like Parsley forward pasta. She's still calling it

686
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 1: a veggietastic pasta, Like yeah, she's still blocking it up,

687
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: and then like putting like breadcrumbs on top and not

688
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: even saying panco, just mean like these are fun breadcrumbs.

689
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: I like to use wonder bread or your use whatever

690
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: you have lying around. She's got an industrial tub of

691
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: lemon pepper. Yes, yeah, it's big Costco up and there's

692
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: dash oh, and there's right that whole section where she's

693
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: like about like where she learns to go to Costco

694
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 1: and like bob oh, Yeah, she's like buy and bulk.

695
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: The whole chapter about how she learned to buy and bowl.

696
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: I was watching this one cast roll where I was like,

697
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: I mean all of them obviously like looked so good

698
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,240
Speaker 1: and naughty. And she was like, so, now we're adding

699
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: in three tubs of cottage cheese and you're actually not

700
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 1: even going to notice the cottage cheese. It's just to

701
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: get a creamy texture. Then we're gonna do a court

702
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: sour cream, and then we're gonna mix up the monterary

703
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: track in the and it is kind of like, why

704
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: the cottage cheese, you are monterary to treat? And I okay.

705
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: So also is like everything is always about like her

706
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: how her husband doesn't like colorful foods and she's like,

707
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put these tomatoes on the plat. No,

708
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: now he won't eat them, but I just think they

709
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: make the dish look mah. And then everything is the

710
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: sweetest dressing. She also loves Mason Jars dress. Yeah, She's like,

711
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: I think it's just so much better than mixing in

712
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: a ball and then putting in a jar. You get

713
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: fun shake, which is a little bit of cardiac um.

714
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: But I you know, I do, I mean sure, yeah,

715
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 1: I mean the food doesn't sound bad to me. No,

716
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,760
Speaker 1: I was like, she has a good sense of balance.

717
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: I'll say, like she is always putting right. Yeah, always

718
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: three tubs of cottage cheese. She's like and even though

719
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: like lad does love an iceberg, let a salad like

720
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 1: she wants her big yeah, stra blueberries, um, pulverized walnuts.

721
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: Things that are lacquered, Yeah, glazes, lackey and glazy. There

722
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 1: needs to be. It's also, you know, portions are large.

723
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 1: Well you know, actually I was just looking it up.

724
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: She has lost fifty five pounds in the last year,

725
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 1: and she talks about how it's just about like, well

726
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: I have to. I mean, so shout out to my

727
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: cousin Lisa, who also lost an enormous amount of weight

728
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: through portion control. That wow. Crazy. Yeah. We were at

729
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: this like family dinner on one of the restaurants on

730
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: the boat, and she was saying how she had lost

731
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: all this weight, and she was like, the trick I

732
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: realized was that, you know what, if I really like

733
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: this ice cream, I can have another bowl tomorrow and

734
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: I don't have to have another bowl now. And I

735
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: was like, wow, that's kind of mind blowing. Yeah, like

736
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: you it's like you will be able to have it.

737
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,240
Speaker 1: It's exactly. It's really just about time. Yeah, it's about

738
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: this sort of like but since it was twelve oh one,

739
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: I guess it was. Oh, she's so country mousecry Bradshaw,

740
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: because it's literally the puns and the blogs of self

741
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:27,919
Speaker 1: deprecating quote unquote but like adorable but like country maskrey

742
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: country mouse carry. Okay, what does she wear stillards' I

743
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: think obviously it's QVC. I think she's ordering a lot

744
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: of clothing um and then picking it up in the town.

745
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: Obviously when she's doing her weekly respects her. What's her

746
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: favorite store to go to? Though? I feel like she's

747
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,280
Speaker 1: shopping at one of those like the Red Dress Barn

748
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: boutique dot com, where it's just like some story I've

749
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: never heard of, and everything is just like a bell

750
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 1: sleeved dress with butterfly with so many butterflies and floral

751
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: prints and like almost tight eyeprints. Because when she goes

752
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 1: to New York, I feel like she's not shopping at all,

753
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,479
Speaker 1: where buying When most people go to New York, Honey,

754
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: they's shop. Okay, it's a shop. She's like blooming Dale's. Me.

755
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: I stay in and I order some sushi New York style. Yeah,

756
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: but I also could just see her like logging onto

757
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 1: Macy's dot com. Yeah, Macy's. I think she's Macy's some

758
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: beautiful black slash. She's like, I need some slacks. How

759
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: does she live? Okay, So I'm wondering, like what what

760
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: are the renaults now that she's like rich on that home,

761
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: because she's like, we grew up. We're in the home

762
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: that lad grew up in. Like in my mind it

763
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: does seem pretty like I mean, obviously it's big shelves

764
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: that are so Chen is kind of just like a

765
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 1: little bit chip in Joanna. I do wonder what the

766
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 1: actual house is like yeahs I feel yeah, I think

767
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: it's not. I think it's dark. I think it's scary.

768
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 1: I think it's like dark gray, dirty carpet, big scary

769
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: couch with cup holders live laugh love Christian Key. I

770
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: don't know if she's lived, laugh love. I think she

771
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: thinks she's a little bit ahead. I think she's a

772
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,879
Speaker 1: little bit like you don't think not live, n't think

773
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: it says you don't think. There's a big key rack

774
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: that says family. Well family, Yeah, right, family says family.

775
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: She has like a small wine sign that's a first wine.

776
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: But like lad is sober. So I feel like she's not.

777
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 1: Oh yes she's she's not, but she he's never had

778
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 1: a drink. He's never had a drink in his whole life.

779
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: He's never had a cigrette. He's like, I'm if I do,

780
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: I'll fuck a guy. Yeah. No, he's literally if the

781
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: second inhibition, yes, the second I do, one will have

782
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: to fuck Josh so savagely. Yeah. Lots of black wrought

783
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 1: iron and like cedar cedar, tons of cedar, and like

784
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 1: the lodge where the tours are are nice, aren't even

785
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: more Chip and Joanna with like the cedar and the

786
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: Mason jars. But I'm imagining the biggest, the biggest like

787
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: lazy boys, but they're like nice and new biggest lazy boys.

788
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: One of those like chargers lights, one of those tables

789
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,959
Speaker 1: that's made of like a big random piece of wood

790
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: that's like crooked and everything and then like sort of

791
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: cut with a big piece of glass. Wow, you think

792
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: it's really that like sexy lodge that I think. I

793
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: mean she is a celebrity, yeah, I because he probably didn't.

794
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: You have four crazy boys running around. You don't want

795
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: a big glass table. If there had been a glass table.

796
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: We would have heard about it. Okay, that's not a

797
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: good idea when you've got chiseled cowboys running around. But

798
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: I think you're right. I bet there are some more

799
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: modern chiseled like wooden pieces, like a clock or something

800
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: that's like like a naughty um piece of tree stump.

801
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: And when you say naughty you mean not okay, and

802
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: I feel like random. She has like a British flag

803
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:15,240
Speaker 1: somewhere that's like small ceiling. Do you think it's popcorn

804
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: the old house? Yeah, not in the log, not in

805
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: the lodge. Yeah, you're Goden on the log. Yeah. And

806
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: take that back about the British flag. You don't think

807
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: little pillow British flags. Someone gave it to her because

808
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: I think crew, because the whole crew is British, And

809
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: I think, okay, yeah, yeah, you take that back. Yeah,

810
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: small small union. Absolutely in their bedroom obviously like heavy, heavy, heavy,

811
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: two lamps. Yeah, obviously, like there's you know, the duvet

812
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: and all the pillows. There's like a big blube and

813
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: arm and lube in a drawer. Yeah, big lube and drawer.

814
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 1: Oh I think I think I think there's lube, but

815
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: she hides it because she doesn't want it, she hides it,

816
00:49:55,120 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: don't so she doesn't want hides into this slather. I

817
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: think she goes hold on just a minute, right, and

818
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: then she's like she even goes into the bathroom to

819
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: apply it, and then and then comes back out. Yes,

820
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: and it's a long red lady. She's like, let me

821
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: get into something a little more. Because she's so she's

822
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: so like Christian and like KOI and like like a

823
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: man should never see you wetting yourself. Also why she's

824
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: so cary because I feel she's sex with Braun, Yes,

825
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 1: riding him with. I don't think it is Missionaria. You

826
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 1: don't think she's girl on top writhing that chiseled She's

827
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: probably just like I'm really since my four kids. Meanwhile,

828
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: he weighs exactly the same in college and school in

829
00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:07,800
Speaker 1: mile school. Now, question who are you? Are you? Okay,

830
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you guys, all right, Stephen,

831
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: I think you are Producer Rachel the British The British

832
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: producer who loves who like came from Aina and was like, wait,

833
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: I love your charming little run and your gorgeous husband.

834
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: Let's do a picnic. And she's like, there's chiggers in

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Speaker 1: the grass. You're coming in with ideas your producer Rachel

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Speaker 1: quilt and she's like, well the chiggers are QUI yeah,

837
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Speaker 1: quilt on grass with snakes? I don't think so. And

838
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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, let's get some snake repellent, let's get

839
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 1: some tech. I'm ordering tense. Now You're like, yummy, yummy,

840
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Speaker 1: how did you lend that piping pot of tea over?

841
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Speaker 1: And I start you, well, no, it's like a pa

842
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Speaker 1: who fucks Josh? Yeah, No, producer Rachel's married to a

843
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: cameraman Julie Robert style. Yeah. For a time, that actually

844
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: is so me because it's like he is kind of

845
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: trade but he also like has a skill that yeah,

846
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: and he's like also British too, I'm like, gets TV

847
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: but it's still like holding a camera. Yeah, it's the

848
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Speaker 1: top stuff. Okay, literally me to it. Okay, Lily. I

849
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: for a long time I was like, is Lily lad

850
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 1: or rem because I can yeah, yeah, you're really every

851
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: day because I mostly think you're lad. But I also

852
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: was like, but I picture Lily being like I don't

853
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 1: want to get up. Yeah, yeah, I'm not getting up

854
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: three forty five, Like obviously I'm dressing the part you

855
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: love wranglers but you hate getting Yeah, I got three

856
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: forty five, and I think the lad re is my

857
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: struggle throughout life. Yeah, I want to be lad, but

858
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: I'm real. Yeah, but you also want to be and

859
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: there's nothing you love more than like a high top

860
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: with your girls in sushi. Well this is our constaversation

861
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: where you're like, stop pretending your lad, you're real, Like, yeah,

862
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 1: I do, and I am like, let's go out, but

863
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: then again, like you literally do golf. That gets back

864
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: to reborn on a golf course. Yeah, and like I

865
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 1: don't think I love glas. I wouldn't like storm out

866
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: because like a salad WI served right right, it would

867
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,919
Speaker 1: be so double You would like, oh this is nice,

868
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 1: this is nice, good right, But I also would whip

869
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: up like it's lad, like I am a hungry man

870
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 1: that wants like chicken fried steak. Yeah, okay, who are

871
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: you think you were? I'm lads, step mom who is

872
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: on the board at the theater? You mean step mom? No? No, no, no,

873
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: this is um lad, not lads like the one who's

874
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: like really tall but would never want to wear like

875
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,319
Speaker 1: the same color hop as bottom because you didn't want

876
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,280
Speaker 1: to appear like she was the one, like she's always

877
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: being so like, well, now that Gramps is alone, he's

878
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: always buying so much like corn. Whatever. Yeah, you are

879
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: in Tulsa, you're putting together, Thanks for coming, thanks for

880
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: coming to the gala. Hunt you'd use your celebrity power

881
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: around here for this next season, and you're telling your

882
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: husband just being like, we we gotta get h and

883
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 1: loud to the gala. We gotta get there. Oh gosh,

884
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 1: I think there'll be anything for him to eat. Yeah, yeah,

885
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean she's a chef. He's got to be eating

886
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 1: bruschetta all the time. And then you're putting on a

887
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: beautiful season of theater. Another amazing season. Knocked it out

888
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: of the park. We raised thirteen hundred dollars. I would

889
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: say that I give this book. It's a little tough

890
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 1: because I really do enjoy her as a as a storyteller,

891
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: cultural icon, and a movement, but as a book. As

892
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: a book, this is a Facebook post. This is a

893
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: Facebook and just like Facebook posts, I would say you

894
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 1: the first hundred pages, I was like I'm dying, I'm

895
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: loving this, Like this amazing, And then you're at like

896
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 1: two eighty. Yeah, and you're like, okay, babe, let's wrap

897
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: it up. Yeah, with listening your bassett hounds, what kind

898
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: of feed they eat? Horses? Here's the name of all

899
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: the names of all the horses, dead and a lot.

900
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: She really did that part of me. And she was

901
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 1: just like, and I thought the horses wanted to kill

902
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 1: me the way they were looking at me through the windows. Oh,

903
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:46,280
Speaker 1: because they ate her sunflowers. Well, I never planned sunflowers again,

904
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much Like. Okay, that was chapter five.

905
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: So I do love the short chapters, and I do

906
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: love that you can kind of open it to anywhere

907
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 1: and just have a good dive right it. Yeah, you

908
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 1: treat it more like I would say advice to our

909
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,359
Speaker 1: listeners if you're going to buy this, you know, treat

910
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: it like a coffee table book or a book of psalms. Yeah,

911
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 1: it is a book of psalms and lessons, and there

912
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: is a little bit of a moral lesson to every

913
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 1: single story that you can take with you and put

914
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: in your pocket and snack on till the next church session.

915
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: I'm giving this three point nine bold Testicles out of five. Yeah.

916
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 1: It was really just a different you know, just good

917
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: old Christian Christian fun. Yeah. It definitely was a Christian

918
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: level of fun for sure. And it showed me that

919
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 1: some of our religious brothers and sisters do know how

920
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 1: to kick back and let loose and let their hair dot.

921
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 1: Maybe a Christian, but I drink wine. Yeah, okay, sorry,

922
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,879
Speaker 1: you tell me that's not godly. You tell me God

923
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: didn't have a little hand in Charnay. And yes we

924
00:56:55,640 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 1: do have a Wassabee and Tulsa. After all, it is

925
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 1: the blood of Christ. So yeah, I would give this

926
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: book maybe a three out of a five hour drive

927
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 1: to my local restaurant for date night once every six months.

928
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: I would give this too, or no three three horse

929
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: eating sunflowers of three dit skunks. Um, all right, well Cole,

930
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming out in the whisper

931
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 1: room and just getting real, getting Christian. I have to say,

932
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: I have a high bed and I am not ashamed

933
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: of it. Climb on up. Wow, Okay, thank you for

934
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: being so raw, and no more comments and let our

935
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 1: listeners know where can they find you? Um you said

936
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: cobble Hill or I live in cobble Hill in Brooklyn.

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00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: On three Yeah, in between beep and beep right on

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00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: top of your mom's fat beep. Love that fun fun

939
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: humor for the whole is not Christian, I'll say that. Yay. Look,

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Speaker 1: come on, I went to UCLA for Garontology, Classic Garontology,

941
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 1: my Bachelor of Science in Garontology. Next week we are

942
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 1: reading fox Say by legendary Pam Greer. You know her

943
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Speaker 1: from Jackie Brown, Foxy Brown and The L Word. And

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Speaker 1: my god, it's practically free. All right, thanks so much, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Bad Welcome to the VIP Lounge. We've left the ranch,

952
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: but Cole is still here. Oh yes, we've gone to

953
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 1: downtown Tulsa. We're in the club. We've ordered bottle servant.

954
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: Everyone's getting loose, their lips are looser, and the gossip

955
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: is flying. Oh yeah, my strawberry mohito. Let's just say

956
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 1: I've finished it. Um, So Cole, you and I were

957
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 1: just huking before the show started about plastic surgery UM

958
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 1: and celebrities and that I've written light bo suction. So

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00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: let's just hear it some names. Well, Um, before I

960
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: before I name everyone who I heard has had light

961
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: bo suction, I also want to talk about the phenomenon

962
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 1: or like the new thing now is to get filler

963
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: right behind the hairline, like above the cheekbone, instead of

964
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: pulling back and instead of getting it right in the cheek.

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00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: That makes actually a lot of sense. But then you'll

966
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 1: notice that there are there are some people that look

967
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: like they like have puffy sidehead. Yeah, like puffy sidehead,

968
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,760
Speaker 1: Like to me, looks like she has puffy side The

969
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 1: thing is it makes you more cat like. Yeah, the

970
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 1: more you do it, the more because it starts to

971
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 1: push against the eyes and then the eyes start to

972
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: get stronged and we're getting too cat. I feel like

973
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: Courtney Cox is recognized in the American Cat Fanciers Associate.

974
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 1: Okay claws, did I just say that? Here we are

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01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 1: the US Weekly round? Um. But then celebrities who have

976
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: had um LiPo sc well, there's really only like two

977
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: names that are like somewhat surprising one and that was

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