WEBVTT - Phone Tap: The OCD Ghost

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<v Speaker 1>It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning time for your daily pranking.

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<v Speaker 1>And today we call a woman who's getting ready to

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<v Speaker 1>move into a new house with her husband tomorrow. The

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<v Speaker 1>real estate transaction went through. Boxes are all packed, movers

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<v Speaker 1>are all confirmed. The only thing that could possibly go

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<v Speaker 1>wrong is if the previous owner calls to tell her

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<v Speaker 1>something weird about the place, something that's not only disturbing

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<v Speaker 1>but extremely hard to believe. We'll see if we can

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<v Speaker 1>convince her. In your phone tap right now's phone taps

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<v Speaker 1>on the twenties. Hello, Hey, your house is haunted. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry what You're the new owner right at twenty seven

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<v Speaker 1>East Street.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing I can tell you is I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>previous owner and I don't have a lot of time.

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<v Speaker 1>I could get into a lot of trouble just telling

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<v Speaker 1>you this information.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Look, I don't know what to say to you here, buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're you're really creeping me out.

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<v Speaker 1>No trust me. I just want to warn you what's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna happen once you move into that house.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why you're saying this, but it's scaring me.

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<v Speaker 1>You should be, because the first thing you're gonna notice

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<v Speaker 1>is when you wake up on Sundays, your laundry will

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<v Speaker 1>have moved from the washer into the dryer. Much and

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<v Speaker 1>occasionally you'll open up the pantry doors in your kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll find everything's been organized by expiration date.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, lisis is this some type of joke.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm the previous owner. I'm telling you your house

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<v Speaker 1>is being haunted by an extremely helpful ghost. Come on, no, lady,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't a joke. I'm telling you it's the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a total meat freak.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there's no way, it's just true.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't think this is true, Just wait till you

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<v Speaker 1>get a passive aggressive note about your lawn care routine

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<v Speaker 1>I did every week for three years. What He'd line

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<v Speaker 1>up all my shoes so the toes were perfectly flush

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<v Speaker 1>with the wall every night.

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<v Speaker 2>You're telling me there's an OCD ghost that's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>cleaning and organizing everything while I sleep. What.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you're making it sound nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>It's worse than what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need to hear any more about this. I

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<v Speaker 2>need to call my reelsor.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, fine, to call them but just know you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna love the ghost in like the first week, but

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<v Speaker 1>by week three you'll be arguing with a dead guy

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<v Speaker 1>about coasters.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I get it. Just so you know, everything you're

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<v Speaker 2>telling me, i'd appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you shouldn't appreciate it. It's like whoever your worst

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<v Speaker 1>roommate was from your past. This is like ten times worse.

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<v Speaker 1>He's so irritatingly conscientious.

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<v Speaker 2>This is funny in the beginning, but I can't deal

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<v Speaker 2>with this now. I'm already really stressed about moving. No,

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't even sound bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not getting it. He's gonna break down all the

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<v Speaker 1>boxes after you move in and reorganize your spice rack.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's good. That's more than my husband would ever do.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so in trouble if you think that this is

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<v Speaker 1>like a positive thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh please, Are you done? Are you done? Warning me?

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<v Speaker 1>You're laughing right now, but you won't be when he

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<v Speaker 1>refolds your towels. Color owners are crisp enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hanging out.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what that does to your self confidence.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not call me again. This is absolutely ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's supposed to be ridiculous because it's a

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call. We're in on the radio. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not really the previous homeowner. My name is jeff from

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<v Speaker 1>the show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Your husband

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<v Speaker 1>Luke set you up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, that is so crazy, because I have

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<v Speaker 2>been watching a lot of or a normal shows.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you thought you were about to walk into a

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<v Speaker 1>real life nightmare.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh uh you means real life fancy.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even tell you. He opplied to be on

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<v Speaker 1>the HOA board.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>They rejected him. He's so pissed.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay. Is there any chance I can adopt him?

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<v Speaker 2>Even if he's not real? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see this as a good thing.

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<v Speaker 2>He's organized.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, if you find the end of your

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<v Speaker 1>toilet papers folded into triangles, run you can stop whispering

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<v Speaker 1>now I work in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties