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Speaker 1: Today. I fed up by thinking my son was clapping

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Speaker 1: cheeks with his best friend when he says he was

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Speaker 1: just eating hummus. That's reason.

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Speaker 2: It must have been eat hummas aggressively.

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Speaker 3: Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays, is

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Speaker 3: eating hummus?

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Speaker 1: I thirty dan female, have a son fifteen male, and

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Speaker 1: he brought his friend around today. They immediately went into

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Speaker 1: their room, and I assumed they would just play some

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Speaker 1: video games or whatever. So I was totally fine just

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Speaker 1: leaving them. It was about thirty minutes in when I

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Speaker 1: was walking past and I heard sounds such as, oh

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Speaker 1: mge that that's so good, and it's so good with

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Speaker 1: that in it, oh and various sounds.

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Speaker 4: All right, some good hummus.

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Speaker 5: This makes sense, that's the path because it's all coming together.

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Speaker 1: It really sounded like they were having some fun times together.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was super weirded out by it, so I quickly

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Speaker 1: went downstairs and waited.

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Speaker 2: I'm wondering, like how long was the mom listening? You know,

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Speaker 2: like like how long? Because I feel like if you

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Speaker 2: start hearing hummus noises or anything that sounds like fun

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Speaker 2: time noises, you're gonna not be listening to hear multiple

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Speaker 2: different like sequences.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, can you work away? It's like a

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Speaker 1: car crash.

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Speaker 2: I think you try. I think it's like, if it's

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Speaker 2: your son, I think you should look away.

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Speaker 5: Two and a half minutes of hummus noises seems appropriate.

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Speaker 2: Two and a half you think, two and a half

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Speaker 2: minutes of listening to understand if it's hummus or.

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Speaker 3: I mean, good on him for lasting more than two

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Speaker 3: minutes at fifteen.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, when when I was a teen eating hummus,

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Speaker 4: I was forty five seconds and then I'm done eating?

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Forty five seconds that's a marathon.

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Speaker 3: I'm just having like flash forwards to my future with

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Speaker 3: my son. I really don't want to deal with this, but.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how long would you guys listen to just like

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Speaker 2: to understand if it was hummus eating or I think

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Speaker 2: as soon.

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Speaker 3: As my brain was like, is that that I need

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Speaker 3: to go? I need to leave and we will talk

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Speaker 3: about the later.

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Speaker 5: I'm partially deaf, so I probably wouldn't need a two

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Speaker 5: and a half a minute.

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Speaker 1: So when this friend left an hour or two later,

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Speaker 1: I asked my son what were they doing in the room?

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Speaker 1: Because although I don't mind him being gay, and I

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Speaker 1: know it's normal for teenager to have sex. A condom

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Speaker 1: should really be used.

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Speaker 2: It's fair yea, yeah, save sex.

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Speaker 1: I plan to confront him about that. However, the answer

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Speaker 1: shocked me to my very core. They were not having

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Speaker 1: fun times. They were eating.

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Speaker 2: Hummus supposedly, supposedly allegedly.

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Speaker 3: Like, if that's true, where's the evidence, Like, bring me

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Speaker 3: the container of hummus and they ate it all.

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Speaker 4: If it pleases the court may point to exhibit a

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Speaker 4: strip of red bell pepper clearly half bitten off with

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Speaker 4: a brown.

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Speaker 1: Stubs and so on.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. There's gonna be evidence of said hummus.

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Speaker 1: So, as you can imagine, I was shocked and I

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Speaker 1: initially did not believe this. We had never had hummus before.

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Speaker 2: I love how that's like, You're like, I don't believe you.

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Speaker 2: This is not a hummss.

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Speaker 4: House did outsource it to his friend, That's why.

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Speaker 1: So I asked him to show me the hummus if

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Speaker 1: this was true. He did show me the hummus and

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Speaker 1: I ate hummus for the first time, and oh my god,

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Speaker 1: was it good.

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Speaker 2: She ate hummus with it.

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Speaker 1: She ate the same hummus. We experimented with different things

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Speaker 1: in it, like bread and carrots, and it was great.

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Speaker 1: Apparently his friend had heard about how he had never

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Speaker 1: had hummus before and thought it was absurd, so he

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Speaker 1: planned a date for a hummus party. Did you guys

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Speaker 1: have a hummus party? I mean Erica hates hummy, I

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Speaker 1: hate hummus.

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Speaker 5: We had a secret Hummas party. We didn't invite Erica.

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Speaker 3: Though that sounds about right.

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Speaker 1: It ended up being quite a good ending, and I

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Speaker 1: discovered how nice hummus was. But there is an updates

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Speaker 1: Hummus updates.

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Speaker 3: We love an update.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, the majority of you were right they were

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Speaker 1: doing it.

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Speaker 2: What to Lis.

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Speaker 1: For the record, I did think it sounded like it.

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Speaker 1: So here's what they did. They ate some hummus first

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Speaker 1: to set the move, to set the mood. Then they

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Speaker 1: put it away. Now, they didn't do anything at the

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Speaker 1: same time, like some of you freaks suggested. After they

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Speaker 1: finished the hummus. That's when they started doing it. My

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Speaker 1: son's boyfriend, I think their boyfriends now saw the post

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Speaker 1: on Reddit and could not stop laughing. So he told

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Speaker 1: my son, thinking it could be about them, who then

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Speaker 1: told me. Because he felt a bit guilty about hiding it.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's good that they have a good enough relationship

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Speaker 3: that he can tell his mother that story. And I

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Speaker 3: hope that they discussed the safety of sexual activity at

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Speaker 3: that point.

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Speaker 4: I think if you just put hummus on everything, it

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Speaker 4: kind of just kills all.

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Speaker 1: Nope, I think you've heard that too. Yeah, incorrect.

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Speaker 5: You must be on a weird side of taketo because

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Speaker 5: we all got that. We all know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No.

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Speaker 1: So other than that, nothing really exciting happened. We had

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Speaker 1: a long, awkward talk where I told him I don't

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Speaker 1: really endorse him doing that kind of stuff at his age,

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Speaker 1: but he really should use a condom, et cetera, et cetera.

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Speaker 1: Now onto the more important thing, hummus. I really like hummus. Now,

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Speaker 1: I've never had it before because it looks kind of

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Speaker 1: disgusting yellow and sludgy, But I have learned appearances can

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Speaker 1: be to saving. It was homemade, so I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to ask for the recipe so I can make more.

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Speaker 1: I've already finished all of it. Also, what are some

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Speaker 1: other good things to dip it in? I've tried other

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Speaker 1: things carrots, cucumbers, and various breads. Any suggestions would be

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Speaker 1: so appreciated. A lot of people have recommended baba ganoush

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Speaker 1: as well. Is that similar or better than hummus?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 5: And a little rude at you all the hummus, right,

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Speaker 5: damn mom, you hugging it?

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Speaker 4: So listen. Real advice. Love a good red bell pepper,

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Speaker 4: yellow bell pepper. They go right in there. Tortilla chips,

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Speaker 4: the saltier the better. I like blue corn. That's some

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Speaker 4: good stuff in their bluecorn tortilla chips. And then you

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Speaker 4: just sort of sometimes you go, like on a peeda bread,

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Speaker 4: maybe make it with a different thing. I can talk

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Speaker 4: about hummus for years.

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Speaker 5: Are we taking notes?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Perfect, This is a core memory right here. It's like

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Speaker 2: one of those flashbulb memory. And I will never forget this.

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Speaker 3: M hm.

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Speaker 2: And I think that's a homicide.

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Speaker 1: Solid advice. Perfect, amazing,