Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tapp.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do a phone tap.
Speaker 2: This is one of those you do all the work
Speaker 2: phone taps. I love this metail. This is an interesting one.
Speaker 2: Listen to this. Tell them all about it.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 2: So we got an email from Janine, who just started
Speaker 2: dating this guy named Heraldo, and she thought that if
Speaker 2: she called her dad and told him that she stole
Speaker 2: her sister's credit card to buy sex toys, he'd go ballistic.
Speaker 2: Jeanine's mom also thought this would be hilarious, so she
Speaker 2: got in on the action too, So the first call
Speaker 2: starts with Janine and in the second call, her mom
Speaker 2: takes over both phone tapping Dad.
Speaker 1: Oh, hi, Dad, listen, I don't want to bother you,
Speaker 1: but I have a problem. I kind of borrowed Manna's
Speaker 1: credit card. She doesn't know about it.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't wanna know about it?
Speaker 1: Because I didn't tell her I was going to take it.
Speaker 1: She was she didn't know I was going to take it.
Speaker 3: So you took her credit card?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so's wrong with you? I don't know, But listen, Dad,
Speaker 1: I just I need a loan. I gotta pay before
Speaker 1: she finds out.
Speaker 3: Why would you take your sister's credit card?
Speaker 1: Because Haraldo bought stuff on his credit card and then
Speaker 1: I just put the rest of the five hundred on
Speaker 1: her credit card. We used it at that at that
Speaker 1: romance deep post.
Speaker 3: Are you out of control? What is your problem? You're
Speaker 3: stealing your sister's credit card?
Speaker 1: I know, Dad, I messed up.
Speaker 3: Jay, we gotta have it talk. You're out of control.
Speaker 1: I really wanted the stuff?
Speaker 3: Are you what you?
Speaker 1: We really needed the stuff?
Speaker 3: Let me gold this. You know what something?
Speaker 1: Can I borrow it or not?
Speaker 3: I'm like to with you. Do you think I really
Speaker 3: needed to stuff?
Speaker 1: What you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm betting your insurance and you go by sex with
Speaker 3: your sister's credit card? Lot of your mind? Got gosh death.
Speaker 3: Let me speak to your mother.
Speaker 1: Don't tell mom. I thought I could just keep this
Speaker 1: between me and you.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't have control of them. One
Speaker 3: of your mother's dogs. What's your man with you? Are
Speaker 3: you all the stupid? You take your students a credit card.
Speaker 1: I just borrowed it. I intended on paying it back.
Speaker 1: It's just I need a little help. I just need
Speaker 1: a loan. I'll pay you back.
Speaker 3: The money, films, your insurance or your food is thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're getting so upset about. I
Speaker 1: bought it for pleasure. It makes me happy. What gan me?
Speaker 3: I need a lot of things I need for a
Speaker 3: pleasure to them, and I don't have them. I need
Speaker 3: to fix my car and I don't do it. I
Speaker 3: want to go. I want to know are you Are
Speaker 3: you crazy? Are you going? Are you going nuts?
Speaker 1: No? I'm not going nothing. I'm just enjoying my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you like it? You can't afford?
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 3: You know what? I gotta speak to you. We gotta go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't hang up on me? Yeah, Hi, it's me. Hi,
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 3: We have a problem with your daughter.
Speaker 1: She's been calling me. She's really upset because she said
Speaker 1: you started yelling and mother.
Speaker 3: She's tall me. She needs five hundred dollars. They spent
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars on sex toys. Can she used their
Speaker 3: daughter's her sister's credit card. Huh, so so now she
Speaker 3: needs she don't have the money her O.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that bad. Huh, it's not that bad.
Speaker 3: She stole her sister's credit card. She does, it's I'm
Speaker 3: enjoying my life.
Speaker 1: Good for her mother.
Speaker 3: She can't afford you now she needs five hundred dollars
Speaker 3: a face or sister. She stole her sister's credit card.
Speaker 3: You think that's normal.
Speaker 1: I don't see the problem.
Speaker 3: She stole her sister's credit cards. Stealing your sister's credit card.
Speaker 3: You don't see the problem?
Speaker 1: No, held her, I really don't.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think you know what? Then, i'l must be
Speaker 3: crazy that you lent your sister's pocket book, stole her
Speaker 3: credit card, You went to buy sex toys when you
Speaker 3: can't afford to pay anything. She don't seal problem.
Speaker 1: In that, mother? No, I don't. I'm sorry. I don't
Speaker 1: think they did all for seen and.
Speaker 3: Tell her that there's five hundred dollars on her credit
Speaker 3: card for five for sex toys.
Speaker 1: Come on, calm down, it's not that bad.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you don't see that there's a huge
Speaker 3: problem here. How can you not see it as something
Speaker 3: bad that she can't afford her insurance and she spends
Speaker 3: five hundred follows on sex toys.
Speaker 1: She's feeling God could be worse.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you don't see that as a problem.
Speaker 1: No, not if it's for sex toys. I think that's cool.
Speaker 3: Mama, she can't, she can get hurt with these things.
Speaker 3: Let me talk about she says, don't encourage something like this. Okay,
Speaker 3: I can't believe you're saying this. Mother.
Speaker 2: She's only saying it because you just got phone tapped.
Speaker 3: It's a joke, I use out of your mind. Are
Speaker 3: you just crazy? Hey?
Speaker 2: Dad, it's scary Jones from Elvis Durant in the Morning shows.
Speaker 1: Yead, I'm not having mild sexty.
Speaker 3: All right, I always you know, at least I could
Speaker 3: go to work in peace. Now, something's wrong with these people.
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