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Speaker 1: You don't know me confession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take back arms.

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Speaker 3: Speaker.

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Speaker 4: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and everybody knows

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Speaker 4: the true spirit of the holidays is about being with family,

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Speaker 4: spreading joy and confessing to horrible things that you've done

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Speaker 4: every day of your life.

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Speaker 2: The season.

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Speaker 4: Yay christ Man. And in keeping with that holiday spirit,

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Speaker 4: we have some listeners who want to tell us about

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Speaker 4: their past for a special holiday edition of The Mass Speaker,

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Speaker 4: starting with a woman who's going by the name Connie today.

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Speaker 4: So Connie, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, Hello everybody.

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Speaker 3: Connie, you sound like a joyful person, even with a

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Speaker 3: voice changer on.

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Speaker 2: Connie. Great, great, my soul it's very.

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Speaker 4: Dark, but the word con name the rooms is working

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Speaker 4: all right, Connie, voice changer is on. You are now

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Speaker 4: the Mass Speaker, So whenever you're ready to go ahead,

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Speaker 4: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I've been working almost fifteen years at my company.

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Speaker 1: Oh congratulations, thank you, and every year, of course we

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Speaker 1: do Secret Santa like most companies.

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Speaker 4: Right yeah, god Brook, why do you sound so defeated?

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Speaker 3: Just those are always so much work and you end

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Speaker 3: up getting something there, are you the reason.

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Speaker 2: We stop doing it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, it's there, like a ten dollars gift or

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Speaker 4: something you have to buy for somebody. Sorry for asking

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Speaker 4: a little bit of effort on the holidays, so much.

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Speaker 3: Other effort that also has to happen anyway, continue, conye, Connie, Sorry, I.

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Speaker 2: Do no worries.

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Speaker 1: So you know, unlike most companies, our company has a

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Speaker 1: strict rule that during Secret Santa, you're never allowed to

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Speaker 1: tell who your secret Santa was. Okay, ever, right even

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Speaker 1: after the holidays, after opened the gift.

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Speaker 2: Why are they so adamant about it? Do you know?

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Speaker 1: I don't really remember why?

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Speaker 4: Okay, probably a Connie's company. Everyone's just terrible.

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Speaker 2: Gift giver, maybe so.

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Speaker 1: But all right, So going on one year, I drew

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Speaker 1: my boss's name. Okay, I despise him, so maybe that.

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Speaker 3: Whole congrats on fifteen years. Was it the right thing

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Speaker 3: to say?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I think no. The thing is I don't really

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Speaker 1: have to interact with him much, so that's how what

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Speaker 1: gets me through. But when I do have to interact

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Speaker 1: with him, if you make one mistake, I mean, he's

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Speaker 1: such a micro manager, and on top of it, he's

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Speaker 1: always man explaining everything.

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Speaker 2: To me.

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Speaker 4: Explains that interesting. You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Explain something very obvious.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's normally very obvious. You're not a big fan

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Speaker 4: of your boss obviously. No, no, no, no, that's hard

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Speaker 4: to do when you have him as the secret Sanda, Like,

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Speaker 4: what do you do?

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Speaker 1: Sounds like I have to get a gift for him,

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Speaker 1: you know, and I wouldn't want to give him a

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Speaker 1: gift of any time. Ding dong d I remember.

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Speaker 4: Answer the imagineering door to your mind?

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Speaker 2: Oh, then, what's back there?

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Speaker 1: I was trying to make it like Christmas. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's so I remember that no one can reveal who

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Speaker 1: the secret Santa is, So I kind of have like

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Speaker 1: a little end to do whatever I want gift wise,

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Speaker 1: never be.

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Speaker 3: Found, as is your opportunity for a little revenge, is

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Speaker 3: what it sounds like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, well I'll just tell you what I did

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Speaker 1: and you can take it from there. Okay, it is

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Speaker 1: him a gift, and the gift was I baked him

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Speaker 1: chocolate brownies, which are I have a great recipe for,

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Speaker 1: only I added an extra ingredient.

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Speaker 2: Not double chocolate.

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Speaker 1: Chocolate.

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Speaker 4: But he's a diabetic.

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Speaker 2: Either that. He's a Labrador Retriever and he's gonna die.

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Speaker 1: I ground a dog biscuit. I thought there was going

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Speaker 1: to be something else, and he loved it.

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Speaker 2: I was joking.

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Speaker 1: I thought like he would be this tastes weird, or

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Speaker 1: take a bite and not he ate the entire choco.

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Speaker 3: Suddenly he's going around the office sniffing everyone's butts.

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Speaker 1: It's so now every Christmas, whether I have his name

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Speaker 1: or not, I thank him Brownie.

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Speaker 4: Radio.

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Speaker 3: Watch him eat them all?

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Speaker 1: That is my new holiday.

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Speaker 2: Christmas. You hear the joy in her voice.

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Speaker 4: I know it's.

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Speaker 2: Pretty funny and it's like not gonna make him sick,

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Speaker 2: maybe just slightly illegal. I'd watch out, don't get caught.

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Speaker 4: And none of you curious what those brownies taste like?

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Speaker 4: And they sounded like the actually becomes.

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Speaker 2: Poking.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Connie, Well, thank you for sharing that with us.

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Speaker 4: Happy holidays.

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Speaker 1: By the way, thank you guys for letting me get

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Speaker 1: that off my cout.

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Speaker 4: We're definitely yeah, we're not opening any gifts that come

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Speaker 4: from Connie this year. Text into seven eight, five nine too.

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Speaker 4: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 4: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 4: the next mass speaker. We got your phone tab coming

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Speaker 4: up right after this