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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. The twenties tell

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Speaker 1: me I'm five. Hello, Hi there. My name is doctor Biden.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from men's clinic. I was looking to speak

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Speaker 1: with Andrew. This is Andrew. Andrew. How are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing very well in yourself, not too bad. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for asking. So I know you were in here

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Speaker 1: not too long ago, and I think you met with

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Speaker 1: a colleague of mine doctor. Oh, yes, yeah, I did

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Speaker 1: see doctor recently. Well. He and I were talking and

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Speaker 1: he shared with me some of the results from your appointment,

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Speaker 1: and it sounds like things are really not working very

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Speaker 1: well for you down there. What do you mean not

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Speaker 1: working for me? Well, I mean everything down below is

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Speaker 1: not up to form. You mean eed erect out his function. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm calling you. He told me all about

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Speaker 1: how limp you were, and I wanted to call and

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Speaker 1: have a chat with you too. A limp, I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's is it a new medical term? Well, how we

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Speaker 1: like to keep things kind of lighting casual. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to bore you with all the medical terms. You know. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little shocked about this, but well, yeah, so

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Speaker 1: what else did doctor tell you or you've discovered? Well,

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Speaker 1: in the meantime, here's what we discovered. It's kind of exciting.

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Speaker 1: It turns out that since we opened our clinic over

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Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, out of all of our patients, you

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Speaker 1: are the Lympust we've ever had. Come on, you're kidding me,

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Speaker 1: the Lympus. You are a ninety seven on the Limp scale.

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Speaker 1: Most people don't even reach the sixties, so you are

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Speaker 1: super limp, super limp. Yeah, that doesn't sound very professional

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Speaker 1: to me. Well, okay, I apologize if the language is

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Speaker 1: offending you. Like I said, I like to keep things

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Speaker 1: sort of light and listen. I wouldn't be concerned with

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Speaker 1: how limp y are. I saw a picture of your

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Speaker 1: wife on Facebook, and she didn't get me going. What

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Speaker 1: she didn't She didn't give me a terrible it's well,

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Speaker 1: I don't it's it's nothing to do with with my condition.

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Speaker 1: It's an erectile dysfunction. Joke. I love to kid. I

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Speaker 1: didn't even look up your wife on Facebook. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I really don't appreciate your humor. You know, you're you're

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Speaker 1: not a comic, you're a professional. I wish you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: make jokes. Oh well, I apologize. Uh huh, just get

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Speaker 1: to the point. Okay, I will um listen. Because of

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Speaker 1: your landmark LIMP status, I told a few of my

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Speaker 1: other colleagues, and they would like to do a web

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Speaker 1: forum about it. That's what I'm calling today, a web forum. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it would be called The Man with the Unhappiest People

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Speaker 1: in the World. It's pretty good marketing, if I do

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Speaker 1: say so myself. Is this another one of your jokes? No,

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Speaker 1: not at all. I think people would watch. We could

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Speaker 1: even broadcast it on YouTube and sell some ads for it.

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Speaker 1: If you're in there's a potential money making opportunity for you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm opposed to this idea, and I don't want my condition,

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Speaker 1: my ed condition made public in this way. Really opposed

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Speaker 1: to this. Well, unfortunately it's kind of already out there,

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Speaker 1: so we sort of need to grab the bull by

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Speaker 1: the horns. Another joke. No, no, no, that was it

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Speaker 1: was not a joke. It's just that I don't I

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Speaker 1: really don't appreciate your humor. Well, well, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: wasn't joking though. Your limpness was so impressive that we

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Speaker 1: had to publish the findings in a medical journal. And

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Speaker 1: your name is all over that article, so it's sort

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Speaker 1: of already out there. What. Yeah, we went ahead and

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Speaker 1: published that whole article. And you know how the media

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Speaker 1: can be. I've I've already gotten a few phone calls

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Speaker 1: today from people asking for interviews. So this is outrageous.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even get my permission to do this. You know,

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Speaker 1: if you want my advice, I know you sound upset.

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Speaker 1: I am upset, and I can pick up on that.

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Speaker 1: If you want my advice, I think you just need

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Speaker 1: to embrace the limp. Who are you talking about? You

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Speaker 1: could be the new face of ED all over the world.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be the face of ED all

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Speaker 1: over the world. Doctor, Well, no way. I think you

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Speaker 1: just need to embrace the limp. Like I said, embrace

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Speaker 1: the limp, you embrace the limb. I don't want my

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Speaker 1: face all over the place. I'd love to embrace the limp,

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Speaker 1: but I can't. I mean, I am healthy down there.

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Speaker 1: I mean I've got one right now, So that's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I agree, I can't seem to get rid of this thing. You.

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Speaker 1: We have opposite problems. Well, thanks for what Thanks for

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Speaker 1: putting that in my face. I haven't done that yet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I hope you don't. I don't plan on it, because

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Speaker 1: this is actually a prank phone call. You're not funny.

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Speaker 1: You're not a comedian, you're a physician. No, no, I'm

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Speaker 1: not at all, But I am a comedian and your

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Speaker 1: buddy Fred thinks I'm funny. What will This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you and your friend Fred set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh he did, did he? Yes, it's a joke. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. He told me what's been going on with

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Speaker 1: you and said that you guys have been joking around

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Speaker 1: about it NonStop, so I can't believe that. Well, I

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Speaker 1: want you to know I feel your pain, and I

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Speaker 1: hope everything gets better really quick. Oh really, yeah, really

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Speaker 1: I think. Yeah. I can't wait to hang out with

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Speaker 1: you and compare sometimes. Yeah, well, it's still not funny

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with five talking in my sleep

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Speaker 1: at night