1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: My husband's sister is trying to set him up with 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 1: another woman, but what he said next hurt the most. 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 2: You know. 4 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,560 Speaker 3: Sometimes it's like she's just being a good sister. You know, 5 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,800 Speaker 3: she's like, hey, look it up, you're with this ugly 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 3: sack of dookie when you could be with Brazilian supermodel, 7 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 3: a Brazilian supermodel. 8 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 2: My sister in. 9 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: Law, twenty three female, is my husband's twenty eight male 10 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: half sister. 11 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 2: She was the. 12 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,479 Speaker 1: Product of their mother's infidelity. His father divorced their mother 13 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: when he was twelve after he found out through a 14 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,160 Speaker 1: paternity test that she wasn't his classic. My father in 15 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: law refused to have anything to do with my sister 16 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: in law, but continue to have a relationship with my husband. 17 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 1: Because of this, sister in law is very clinging to 18 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 1: my husband. My husband is also very protective of a 19 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: sister and generally doesn't tolerate anything negative being said about her, 20 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: which is why I'm posting this here before mentioning anything 21 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,959 Speaker 1: to him. My husband and I bought a house last 22 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 1: year which has an indoor swimming pool. My sister in 23 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 1: law was super excited when she saw it and asked 24 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: if she could use it sometimes with her friend. We 25 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: said it was fine as long as she gave us 26 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: notice before she turned up. Her and her friend, Chloe, 27 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: have used it many times before, but almost never when 28 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 1: my husband is home. He's a lawyer and works long 29 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,479 Speaker 1: hours with lockdown. My husband has started to work from home. 30 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 1: My sister in law asked me if she and Chloe 31 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,119 Speaker 1: could come over and use the pool. I told her 32 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,479 Speaker 1: I was uncomfortable with them coming over as I'm pregnant 33 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: and don't want to accidentally expose the baby to anything risky. 34 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 2: My sister in law asked if she. 35 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: And Chloe quarantined for two weeks, would they be able 36 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: to come over. My husband said it was fine. Two 37 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 1: weeks later, they turn up to my house. My husband 38 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: was in the office. They go straight to the pool 39 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: after making small talk. My husband ends up coming out 40 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 1: after an hour and we're hanging out in the kitchen. 41 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: My sister in law walks in to get a drink 42 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: and starts talking to my husband before she goes back 43 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: to the pool. 44 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 2: She says, Chloe's gonna be so happy to see you. 45 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 1: It was weird because my husband and Chloe aren't close. 46 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,480 Speaker 1: Chloe comes into the kitchen two minutes later and spends 47 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 1: the rest of the time talking to my husband until 48 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: he excuses himself to get back to work. She's super 49 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: gigly and smiley when she talks to him. He would 50 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 1: say something sarcastic and she would laugh like it's the 51 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: funniest joke. 52 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 2: She's ever heard. 53 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 1: Oh boy, it honestly felt she was flirting with him 54 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: rapa blee. Before she went back to the pool, she 55 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: gave me this weird, smirky look like before they leave, 56 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: they ask my husband if he's working from home every 57 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: day of the week, and he confirms that he is. 58 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: The next two weeks, they come over to the house 59 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 1: to swim every single day, Oh my god, except Chloe 60 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 1: never gets in the water. Instead, she hangs around the 61 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 1: house in her bikini. She was previously wearing a one piece. 62 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 1: If it makes a difference. Every single day, whenever my 63 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,360 Speaker 1: husband comes out to hang around me, she quickly interrupts 64 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: him and starts talking until he has to go back 65 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: to work. Oh my god, i'd your husband's I made 66 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 1: lunch for us all and when I excuse myself to 67 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 1: call my husband down, my sister in law quickly stopped 68 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: me and said, Chloe could call him war me. They 69 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: shared a look, and Chloe looked really happy when she 70 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: went out to get him. Loe has also started to 71 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: get touchier with my husband. She's put her hands on 72 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 1: his chest and arms, stands or sits really close to him. 73 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 1: To my husband's credit, he does usually create space between 74 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: them whenever she does something like this. The reason I 75 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: believe my sister in law is in on this is 76 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: because she's made a few pregnancy related jabs at me. Recently, 77 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: she told me a story about how one of her 78 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: friend's boyfriends was cheating on her and then said something 79 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: along the lines of did you know a lot of 80 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: men start cheating when their wives are pregnant. She's also 81 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: made comments about how I look chubby now and it 82 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,079 Speaker 1: looks weird next to my husband because he's quote unquote 83 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: well built, which is a weird thing to say about you, 84 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 1: my biologically related brother. If she spots my husband out 85 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: of the office, she quickly goes to inform Chloe, I 86 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: know pregnancy hormones can mess with a person's brain, so 87 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,679 Speaker 1: I'm wondering if I'm just looking for something that isn't there. 88 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: My sister in law sent me a text yesterday asking 89 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: if they could swim next week, and I really want 90 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: to say no, but I know she'll whind to my 91 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: husband if I do. I ideally want to have a 92 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 1: conversation with him before then, but I'm not sure if 93 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 1: I should mention the flirting. 94 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 2: Am I being delusional? 95 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 1: And John, there's a beefy update coming in come beef, 96 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: But what do you think? 97 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 3: I think it's pretty clear from everything we've seen that 98 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 3: this woman is absolutely trying to do it, and the 99 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 3: sister in law is trying to, like, so the seeds 100 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 3: of it. 101 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 2: Talk to the husband and be honest. 102 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: This is how I'm and I imagine the husband isn't, like, 103 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: completely oblivious to what's happening. Yeah, I hate just have 104 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: an honest conversation with your husband. He seems like a 105 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 1: reasonable dude. I was trying to figure out how is 106 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 1: going to bring up the issue. 107 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 2: Turns out I didn't have to. 108 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: We were watching a movie and my phone lit up 109 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: with another text for my sister in law telling me 110 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: how she now is going to be here at one 111 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: pm the next day to swim with Chloe. My husband 112 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,559 Speaker 1: saw it and told me to tell her not to come. 113 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: This is really behavior from my husband, because he tends 114 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 1: to do anything to accommodate my sister in law and 115 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 1: very rarely refuses her anything. I asked him if something happened, 116 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: and we shrugged it off and kept watching a movie. 117 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 1: A few minutes later, he paused the movie and said 118 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 1: he wanted to ask me a question. He asked if 119 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: I noticed Chloe never swam when she came to her house. 120 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,919 Speaker 1: I wish I could say it was calm and collected, 121 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 1: like the comments were advising, but I ended up laughing hysterically. 122 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: I was honestly so relieved he brought it up instead 123 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: of me having to be the one to do it. 124 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,600 Speaker 1: I think my husband thought I was losing my mind. 125 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,039 Speaker 1: When I finally stopped laughing, he repeated the question and 126 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,159 Speaker 1: said he wanted. 127 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 2: A serious answer. 128 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 1: I said, of course I noticed, and he awkward to 129 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: re apply. So you must have noticed the other thing too. 130 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 1: To summarize the conversation that followed, my husband hadn't noticed 131 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 1: Chloe flirting with him the first few days because he 132 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: was busy with work. He wasn't really paying attention to 133 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: anything else. He said, when she started getting handsy is 134 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 1: when he suddenly had the light bulb moment that she 135 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 1: was into him. He says he didn't want to unnecessarily 136 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:19,479 Speaker 1: stress me out, so he never mentioned anything, but he 137 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 1: was worried I'd noticed too and thought he was interested 138 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 1: because he hadn't immediately shut it down. He realized he 139 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: would eventually have to have this talk, but he wasn't 140 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,600 Speaker 1: sure to bring it up. He did privately speak with 141 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,480 Speaker 1: Chloe and told her he was happily married and wasn't 142 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 1: interested in starting anything with anyone else. Apparently she never 143 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 1: took him seriously because she kept touching his strong, sexy arm. 144 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 3: Oh God. 145 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 1: In the end, he called his sister on Sunday to 146 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,160 Speaker 1: tell her either to stop or Chloe couldn't come anymore. 147 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: His sister ended up having a tantrum and said a 148 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 1: few nasty things about me, the baby in our relationship. 149 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 1: She insisted I was somehow behind his request and made 150 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 1: some comments about how I was controlling and insecure because 151 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: I looked like a beach whale compared to Chloe, who 152 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: was younger and hotter. He was pretty pissed at this 153 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 1: and said if she said something like that about me again, 154 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 1: he would stop speaking to her. She claimed I had 155 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 1: baby trapped him and When my husband pointed out we 156 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,720 Speaker 1: were already married, so I didn't need to trap him, 157 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 1: and that he was the one who wanted to start 158 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: a family, she kept insisting I had manipulated him into 159 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: feeling this way. She claimed he was unhappy in our 160 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,160 Speaker 1: relationship and he always looked tired because I was forcing 161 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: him to slave away to fund my fancy lifestyle while. 162 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 2: I sat on my ass all day. 163 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,479 Speaker 1: He pointed out he chose to be a lawyer knowing 164 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 1: he would have to work long hours, and I had 165 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 1: only recently left my job, so her accusations were baseless. 166 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,359 Speaker 1: She said some other stuff along the same lines, But 167 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 1: the thing that made my husband finally snap was when 168 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:43,359 Speaker 1: she said it the baby was already ruining everything and 169 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,320 Speaker 1: it was just going to get worse when it was born, 170 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: and he should have dragged me to the abortion clinic 171 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 1: while he had the chance. 172 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 2: Oh my god. He told her, neither her nor. 173 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,800 Speaker 1: Chloe were welcome in her home anymore until they apologize 174 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,960 Speaker 1: for how they've been behaving and for the things my 175 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 1: sister in law said. 176 00:06:59,080 --> 00:06:59,919 Speaker 2: He said he wasn't. 177 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: Sure you could ever forgive or forget what she'd said 178 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,240 Speaker 1: about our child, even if she did apologize, and he 179 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: couldn't believe she would even think something like that, let 180 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,280 Speaker 1: alone say it. Apparently, she started crying and said she 181 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 1: was sorry. She said she didn't mean it, and she 182 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,080 Speaker 1: was just scared to lose him, and that she wasn't 183 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 1: thinking clearly. He hung up on her, and he showed 184 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: me his phone and that she's been calling and begging 185 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 1: him to reply. I want to know what you would think. 186 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 1: Would you still have a relationship with a sister. Would 187 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 1: you still like Chloe into your life even though she 188 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 1: was obviously flirting with your husband? 189 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 2: Put your answers in the comments right now. 190 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 3: Well, season today aft up by getting the girl I 191 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:35,320 Speaker 3: consider a sister to me pregnant. Oh no, you know, 192 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 3: typically people who you're like, hey, you're my sister, you 193 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 3: don't try and get them pregnant, do you know? 194 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 2: It depends what state you're in. 195 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 3: You say you're my sister, are you trying to get 196 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 3: them pregnant? 197 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: It depends on the state every say, different laws and 198 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,120 Speaker 1: rules and regulation. 199 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 3: You know. Sometimes some some might call it family love. 200 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 1: Okay, an Alabama equivalent in like the Europe Europe. 201 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was trying to think of other you know, honestly, 202 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,200 Speaker 3: I'm sure. 203 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:04,840 Speaker 2: I'm sure. 204 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,200 Speaker 3: It's like like the Boonies of every. 205 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder, I wonder what the Alabama of Europe is. 206 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 1: All of our europe people, let us know what the 207 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 1: Alabama of Europe. 208 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 3: Is, please, or wherever you're from, if you're from a 209 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 3: country that's not the US, let us know what the 210 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 3: Alabama of your country is. We want to know. 211 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 1: And we're defining Alabama as the as a population that 212 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,440 Speaker 1: on average sleeps with their sister. 213 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:40,559 Speaker 3: That's the bar ladies and gentlemen, let us know. I'm Sam, 214 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 3: I'm John. Let's get into the story. So this is 215 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 3: probably my biggest f up ever, which will haunt me 216 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 3: for the next eighteen years. 217 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 1: Ever ever, well, I guess like if you know, if 218 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:55,840 Speaker 1: it's the rammications of eighteen years, then it's probably pretty bad. 219 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 3: Getting the person you consider a sister pregnant probably a 220 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 3: pretty big mistake. 221 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:09,520 Speaker 1: I feel like on the list of no nos, they 222 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 1: don't teach you that in school. 223 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 3: Truly, they don't say, Hey, all of the women in 224 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,840 Speaker 3: your life you consider a sister, don't get them pregnant. 225 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, let the people, let's let's put this in the curriculum. Yeah, 226 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:24,920 Speaker 1: and like, also, you know, what does consider a sister mean? 227 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,520 Speaker 2: Like you are. 228 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:35,200 Speaker 1: It's like you like just actingly my sister, which is 229 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:40,439 Speaker 1: why why Yeah, it only makes sense. 230 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,320 Speaker 2: You don't have to go through too many hoops. 231 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,839 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I want to know what the f 232 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:51,680 Speaker 3: bigger than that is. I mean, and uh, maybe maybe 233 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 3: killing the president, like if you kill the president, like. 234 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: Some countries are rewarded for killing presidents. You know, have 235 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,840 Speaker 1: you ever heard of like a successful coup? 236 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,800 Speaker 3: I mean I know, I'm sure they've happened. 237 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, successful coups. They're like, oh, we killed the president, 238 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,560 Speaker 1: now we're in power. That's this is TikTok. This is 239 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 1: not saying I'm going to Samuel going to kill the president. 240 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 1: Old man Time is probably gonna do that before. 241 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:20,559 Speaker 3: That's exactly Mother nature is gonna do her dirty business. 242 00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:26,280 Speaker 1: Oh, Joel Baden falling off his bicycle again, this is 243 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:31,240 Speaker 1: the last ride, everybody, you know, Back in my day, 244 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: bicycles used to have one big tire and one small tire. 245 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,440 Speaker 2: That's why I'm not used to these new fangled double 246 00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:40,400 Speaker 2: tired things. 247 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 3: I'll show you what riding off into the sunset really means. 248 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,840 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let me Uh, let me give you a 249 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 2: little little kiss on. 250 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,840 Speaker 1: The lips now, because the death hands in Joe Biden 251 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 1: coming at you. 252 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:53,720 Speaker 3: You gotta love it. 253 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, what handsy Joe Biden. Dude, he gives the best 254 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 1: massages in the White House. 255 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 3: Oh dude, I heard those. Those shoulders are relaxed. 256 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:04,439 Speaker 2: Dude. 257 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 1: You know why Obama is such a great president Joe 258 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,319 Speaker 1: Biden's massages. 259 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,320 Speaker 2: Giving him a little kiss on the cheek. You know. 260 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 3: Uh, there's been a lot of talk about Joe Biden massages, 261 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,720 Speaker 3: and I'm here to say that he gives the best 262 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,120 Speaker 3: massages in the world. 263 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:25,439 Speaker 2: That was Obama? Is that you? 264 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,360 Speaker 1: I that was great. That was a great impression. You know, 265 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,400 Speaker 1: we're out here, he is out here. 266 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,600 Speaker 3: Maybe maybe one day is out here we'll read We'll 267 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,199 Speaker 3: read a story as Obama. 268 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,079 Speaker 2: Wow. Wow. 269 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: I'm just I'm always impressed when every like, whenever John 270 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,280 Speaker 1: pulls out a new impression, I'm just like, where did 271 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 1: that come from? 272 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:47,319 Speaker 3: Today? I fed up by getting the woman I consider 273 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,600 Speaker 3: my sister pregnant. 274 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,839 Speaker 2: That was okay, very patriotic. 275 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,960 Speaker 3: Please please don't deep take me, guys. This just feels 276 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,959 Speaker 3: so surreal and I'm not necessarily panicking, though not panic. 277 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,880 Speaker 2: You should be right, Maybe you should be that you 278 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,320 Speaker 2: should be. 279 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,560 Speaker 3: This is maybe you should be. 280 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 1: I feel like the fact that you aren't panicking is 281 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:07,800 Speaker 1: what's worth. 282 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm twenty three male, and my female friend, who 283 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,760 Speaker 3: I've known for the most part of my life is 284 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,840 Speaker 3: currently twenty two. 285 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,920 Speaker 1: The most part of my life, you know, I guess 286 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,240 Speaker 1: most of my life the most part, the most part. 287 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:20,800 Speaker 2: Of my life. 288 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,920 Speaker 3: And I still remember us playing every single day as 289 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:27,160 Speaker 3: little kids and hanging out almost every day as teenagers. 290 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:31,120 Speaker 3: We often went on vacations together with either my or 291 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:31,720 Speaker 3: her parents. 292 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:37,120 Speaker 2: Huh, But it's just like I'm not weird about yet. 293 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 3: First first I get the girl I consider a sister pregnant, 294 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,840 Speaker 3: and then I got her mom pregnant. 295 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,520 Speaker 1: That would be a story, that would be a story. 296 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,439 Speaker 1: But like, is it this like the classic like girl 297 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,520 Speaker 1: next door kind of thing? 298 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:49,800 Speaker 2: Oh? 299 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. 300 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,240 Speaker 2: Maybe you ever had a crush on a family friend. 301 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 3: He was a boy, she was she was a girl. 302 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,800 Speaker 3: It couldn't be any more obvious, couldn't. It couldn't, And 303 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:01,760 Speaker 3: it actually, you know, this story might be the story 304 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,040 Speaker 3: of that song, because. 305 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,560 Speaker 2: I think it is the song of the summer. 306 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,800 Speaker 3: Its fitting pretty well. She was sort of like the 307 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 3: sister I never had, sort. 308 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:15,520 Speaker 1: Of I wanted to come out that they're related, you know, 309 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,479 Speaker 1: I I'm done with this sort. 310 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,440 Speaker 2: Of let's stop playing the games. I don't not playing against. 311 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 3: I'm tiptoeing around the issue. 312 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:26,400 Speaker 1: Okay, ancestry dot com find your twenty three and me 313 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,840 Speaker 1: and actually give us the deets, the results, the tea, 314 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 1: none of this fake tea, none of this steamio. 315 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 3: And people are now hearing that I got her pregnant. 316 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:42,239 Speaker 3: It feels like it's almost illegal. 317 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,319 Speaker 2: There's a lot of almost. 318 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:52,000 Speaker 3: We'll see, a few months ago, I was at her apartment, 319 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 3: both of us super wasted, and yeah, it somehow just happened. 320 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,760 Speaker 3: If you catch my drift, Now, how the heck did 321 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,840 Speaker 3: she get pregnant? I know there are a few of 322 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 3: you who even get pregnant on birth control, but never 323 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:11,040 Speaker 3: thought it would happen to us who defunk it. You 324 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,199 Speaker 3: never think it happens to you, you know, you always 325 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 3: think it's gonna just be some some random person on 326 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,600 Speaker 3: a Reddit story. 327 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 2: But yeah, random person is you. 328 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,960 Speaker 3: She took five pregnancy tests and one week later went 329 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,080 Speaker 3: to the gynecologist who confirmed she is pregnant. 330 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 1: Oh god, I like, I wonder why they didn't hook 331 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,040 Speaker 1: up earlier, Like if they're both like into each other 332 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,880 Speaker 1: and they've known each other for so long. 333 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 3: I think I think we'll get more a little more 334 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 3: insight into into that. At the end of the story, 335 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,480 Speaker 3: we both couldn't bring ourselves to terminate the baby, so 336 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 3: we're keeping it. We're financially stable, so I don't think 337 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:52,480 Speaker 3: it will be a problem. There we go, Salute my guy. 338 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,960 Speaker 2: Becoming parents. 339 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:59,560 Speaker 3: Here we go life's next great adventure. After accidentally getting 340 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,200 Speaker 3: the girl I considered a sister to be pregnant, we're 341 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 3: planning on telling our parents this evening. Now, this is 342 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 3: so awkward since they've seen me grow up with her. 343 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,080 Speaker 3: The only one who's been shipping us since day one 344 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:16,560 Speaker 3: was her grandma. Dude, MEMA's MEMA's freaking freaking mimas. 345 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 2: No, man, they know it's you know, have your granny 346 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 2: call me up now. 347 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,040 Speaker 3: I still can't believe I'll have to spend eighteen years 348 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 3: of my life, well, not even eighteen years if it's 349 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,800 Speaker 3: a life commitment. 350 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 1: Lol, I mean more, it's like your kid's always your 351 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,840 Speaker 1: kids the rest of your life. 352 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, for those of you suggesting to me to get 353 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,080 Speaker 3: a paternity test. Yes. She even told me that she 354 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,640 Speaker 3: doesn't mind if I'm doubting that the child is mine, 355 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 3: since the scenario is somehow unlikely. She told me that 356 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,600 Speaker 3: she didn't sleep with another guy for the last two months. 357 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,760 Speaker 3: I'll be taking a paternity test, but I'm already ninety 358 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 3: nine percent sure the child is mine. And there's an update. 359 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 3: Who Okay, guys, I just went to her parents house. 360 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 3: Actually wanted to go in the evening, as I said, 361 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,880 Speaker 3: but the sooner the better, I guess. I was really nervous. 362 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,520 Speaker 3: Her dad was working in the garden and her mom 363 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,560 Speaker 3: was cleaning around the house. 364 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,760 Speaker 1: Oh wait, there's a sad Okay, I just realized that. 365 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,080 Speaker 1: We're like, oh my god, we're telling the parents. This 366 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,040 Speaker 1: is crazy diving in. Oh my god. 367 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,440 Speaker 3: After thirty minutes, everyone was gathered in the kitchen. So 368 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,920 Speaker 3: we thought a better opportunity wouldn't come, not like the 369 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:30,240 Speaker 3: opportunity that already came. My friend, Hey, oh my god. 370 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:35,200 Speaker 3: We told them and I could see the horror in 371 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 3: their eyes. Oh God, I don't know, but they seemed 372 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,000 Speaker 3: kind of happy but also shocked. 373 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 2: They're like, we wanted this to have it the whole time. 374 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:53,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, but but not yet. Probably her mom twenty two 375 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 3: and twenty three. 376 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 2: Oh that's pretty yeah, it's pretty young. Yeah yeah. 377 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 3: Her mom started tearing up, so I guess she's either 378 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,920 Speaker 3: happy or pointed. Her dad asked why we didn't tell 379 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,280 Speaker 3: them that we were dating, and my god, was that 380 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,359 Speaker 3: such an awkward moment when both of us didn't reply 381 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 3: and gave them the old awkward silence. Oh you know 382 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,240 Speaker 3: when you slip on a banana peel and you ding down. 383 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 2: Just lets see. 384 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,159 Speaker 3: Through the pants and everything. They were asking us a 385 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 3: bunch of questions, and we even called her grandma, telling 386 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,920 Speaker 3: her that her prediction was right. That's amazing. Grandma's now, 387 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,720 Speaker 3: Grandma's now. We made up an excuse and left. Later 388 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,800 Speaker 3: on in the car, she gave me a kiss and 389 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,040 Speaker 3: told me that she was proud of me. The whole drive, 390 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,439 Speaker 3: her hand was resting on my thigh, Like, does this 391 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,080 Speaker 3: mean she likes me that way? 392 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:47,880 Speaker 2: Does dope? You really say that? Yes? 393 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,320 Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah she likes I wonder. I don't 394 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,080 Speaker 3: want to misinterpret anything to make things get worse. 395 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: So you have a kid, you don't need to be 396 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:00,200 Speaker 1: quoiet anymore. Just like, be upfront. It's not a there's 397 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,200 Speaker 1: a date. Well, I guess it kind of is low 398 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:02,920 Speaker 1: key though. 399 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, it is in a way. In a way, she's 400 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,240 Speaker 3: a very very kind person in general, so a bunch 401 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,840 Speaker 3: of guys always thought she liked them. Meanwhile, she was 402 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,000 Speaker 3: only being nice. And there's one final update. 403 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:13,919 Speaker 2: Okay, let's hear it. 404 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,800 Speaker 3: Okay, guys, here it is. I discussed everything with her 405 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,479 Speaker 3: that needed to be discussed. We're planning on moving in 406 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 3: together when she's six to seven months pregnant, and we'll 407 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,720 Speaker 3: see how it works. 408 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,800 Speaker 2: Wow rollercoaster dude. 409 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, exciting, exciting, You're gonna be a dad, Opie. 410 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,880 Speaker 3: We both admitted to having feelings for each other, so 411 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,160 Speaker 3: we'll see where it goes and leave our relationship how 412 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:39,920 Speaker 3: it is best friends who live together and hook up. 413 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:40,920 Speaker 2: I guess. 414 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:46,400 Speaker 1: OPHI ohoe, how I met your mother? 415 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:47,400 Speaker 3: Serious? 416 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,840 Speaker 2: Season forty. 417 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,480 Speaker 3: Thanks for all the encouragement, and I lied because there's 418 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,520 Speaker 3: one final update. I find it sort of funny how 419 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,680 Speaker 3: people are actually believing that I was oblivious to her 420 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:01,359 Speaker 3: liking me, which I actually wasn't Haha, sounds it was. 421 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,120 Speaker 2: I'm you're going to cover your tracks, boyo for being 422 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:04,600 Speaker 2: a nerd. 423 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,800 Speaker 3: Well, maybe a bit realizing that she's been dropping hints 424 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,480 Speaker 3: since we were sixteen. 425 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:14,320 Speaker 1: Since you were sixteen. It's a lot of hints, dude, 426 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,840 Speaker 1: it's a lot of mishints. The final sentence is sweet. 427 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,439 Speaker 1: The best feeling is to find a best friend in 428 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,440 Speaker 1: a lover, and I couldn't imagine loving anyone as much 429 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:28,760 Speaker 1: as I love her. Damn, that's cute, that's adorable. Get 430 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,920 Speaker 1: that shit away from me, though. 431 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 3: Congrats are getting. 432 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: Your sister right away from me. Don't make me sad. 433 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,720 Speaker 1: Don't make me sad.