Speaker 1: No entering Stockholm. Oh my god, we're trying to be back,
Speaker 1: you guys. America, America's working, America's works so hard for
Speaker 1: this here, this woman world. I like your star, my brand.
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Speaker 1: here of Hi, I love this comic book. So my
Speaker 1: name is Arden Marine, host of the most hard hitting
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Speaker 1: some trials and tribulations these last few weeks. I am
Speaker 1: so happy to have with me to my left, my
Speaker 1: platonic life partner and co host, Miss Aaron Foley. So
Speaker 1: good to be not on a plane in Newark, the
Speaker 1: Newark Clowns, New York United Laws. You guys didn't listen
Speaker 1: last week? We we Aaron and I were supposed to
Speaker 1: host this podcast in Zany's Chicago, and Aaron got captured
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Speaker 1: and they nailed it. They had all these great co
Speaker 1: hosts and now I really you know what I felt
Speaker 1: like everybody stepped up to the plate and we really
Speaker 1: walked each other through these very challenging past few weeks.
Speaker 1: Fans are fun. I might have married three of them.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I almost did, and I was like
Speaker 1: calling in on the computer and my god, you looked
Speaker 1: very handsome. I was married you across Oh my god,
Speaker 1: please say that again. I accept your rose. Sitting across
Speaker 1: from me is our Bachelor of the Year, Rob Benedett,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I'm still not comfortable with that.
Speaker 1: I get blessed you. Whatever you say, you feel good
Speaker 1: about your Like Rachel, I feel like it's a big responsibility.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tear up. Yeah, exactly, but it's a
Speaker 1: real big responsibility. Hey, as Chris Harrison, I can get
Speaker 1: you whatever you want. Man, what do you need? What
Speaker 1: do you need? Hookers? Um, You'm I right. We are
Speaker 1: so excited now. You've come before, but you can't when
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Speaker 1: a month soon with ten strangers when there's nothing new
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Speaker 1: you Amy and Marla take a sharp left. Nothing ends well.
Speaker 1: I mean, congrats, you found your person. There's a book
Speaker 1: you should read called The Ethical Slued that I think
Speaker 1: and codependency No more Ethical slood. Before we get started,
Speaker 1: can we talk about the most exciting thing that happened
Speaker 1: this morning, which is that Badchelory? You? As soon as
Speaker 1: I saw it, I was like composing the text and
Speaker 1: then yours kid? Oh my god, Thomas, how did you
Speaker 1: find out just now? When true? How did you feel?
Speaker 1: I was very happy. It's the best. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: sadly the best one. Like you want the good ones
Speaker 1: to be what the show is supposed to be for,
Speaker 1: like you know, finding having all that stuff. Although, to
Speaker 1: be honest, the last four episodes of any season usually
Speaker 1: like Snooze Fest, Bring Back Karin and Where's Lee? And
Speaker 1: all these guys? Will you Team Raven or Team Vanessa? Um?
Speaker 1: Which one are they? Sorry? Vanessa married Nick Raven was
Speaker 1: from Hoxy, Arkansas, bless her. Honestly, I guess I was
Speaker 1: team Raven only because Vanessa seemed like um, she seems
Speaker 1: to needy, she requires a lot, She didn't understand the game. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's very beautiful. Yeah, I think she's really pretty, But
Speaker 1: she doesn't I bet she doesn't know how to use
Speaker 1: that opinions, and she's just like, I mean, she's probably
Speaker 1: you know, just like turn off the sheets, turn off
Speaker 1: the sheets and turn on the lights and kind of thing.
Speaker 1: But that's also really rude. Sorry, if you're listening to Vanessa,
Speaker 1: I just made an assumption about how you fuck. I'm sorry. Right,
Speaker 1: She's just one tier fight Nick after Sometimes I forget
Speaker 1: some are subjected to so much scrutiny and they're just
Speaker 1: like normal people and they're thrust and don't know how
Speaker 1: to guess what we met. We met Carly and Evan
Speaker 1: in Nashville. We can believe them. They're so in love.
Speaker 1: I follow Evan on Instagram and I don't know why.
Speaker 1: It's very it's very mundane. It's just like, look I
Speaker 1: love I Am like, yeah, we asked him in Nashville,
Speaker 1: like so you guys didn't go back to Mexico get married,
Speaker 1: and he literally looked at me like like you're a
Speaker 1: piece of ship? Are you even asking? And then they
Speaker 1: fuck did that last weekend, Evan, I take back all
Speaker 1: the nice things last week, Chris Harrison officiated real quick.
Speaker 1: I know we got to get to the show, but
Speaker 1: real quick. So when when we have Batchel in Paradise?
Speaker 1: Is there going to be like a Chris Harrison alone
Speaker 1: on the beach, Like, so, listen, we had this thing
Speaker 1: happened and we want to say, give me something, right,
Speaker 1: do you think are are we going to get see
Speaker 1: that episode? We got to see that? Are they like? Okay?
Speaker 1: So it got canceled. They next it? Did all the
Speaker 1: cast get on a plane and come back? Apparently they
Speaker 1: went in Texas. They've just been all hanging out together
Speaker 1: in Texas. They're in a United lounge of the Report
Speaker 1: for seven days. I don't know the answer to that.
Speaker 1: I could text one of them because I know, I
Speaker 1: bet they're all engaged. They just all got is that
Speaker 1: they've also been been doing some like extra bonding because
Speaker 1: there's been a lot of trauma, Like they've really this
Speaker 1: is a cast that's been through a lot together so much,
Speaker 1: and you got to remember there's so many more cast
Speaker 1: members that comment arrived and to think that like, oh,
Speaker 1: they weren't there in the beginning. They don't know what
Speaker 1: we went. They didn't feel our heartache. They weren't sleeping
Speaker 1: while people were sucking in the world pool. What disadvantage
Speaker 1: I mean when when I when I when I realized that,
Speaker 1: like my summer was going to be ruined because somebody
Speaker 1: got eaten out in the hot top, it was like
Speaker 1: it was my destiny to have to have that happened.
Speaker 1: Everything I was like I did on me at birth.
Speaker 1: I literally was like, I have to start dating. Because
Speaker 1: I gasped at the news. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I need, I need. Okay, here we go, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you guys, we're back in. We're back in. Okay. Last
Speaker 1: night was a great episode overall. I think, who are
Speaker 1: you rooting for? By the way, Thomas, who's your guy
Speaker 1: for the season. Well, I think I love Dean. I
Speaker 1: love he is so handsome and cue. But the truth
Speaker 1: of the matter is I think he may be I
Speaker 1: think the age thing might be a thing. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: bless him. He's a real cat story. We were all
Speaker 1: ready to put. He just needs to date. Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: get to He doesn't need to get a little buck
Speaker 1: because he's too innocent. He doesn't know how goddamn gorgeous
Speaker 1: he is. He's so gorgeous. He's got nice new teeth.
Speaker 1: I'm working online, danem catchup, got my temps in right now.
Speaker 1: I jacked Okay, but what's his face? I think the
Speaker 1: Antonio bendaris. Oh you think I actually watching last night Brian,
Speaker 1: Brian the Chiropractor. I do think he's gonna win. I like,
Speaker 1: I like gap to No here that's Peter, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: Antonio Bendaris is at Brian the chiropract Okay, I see, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think the chiropractor is. She loves the one that
Speaker 1: she was like, I think I don't know if you're yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm not that it's just your face. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is like he couldn't turn it off. Yeah, he can't stop.
Speaker 1: Let's remember that in real life he dated. You're gonna
Speaker 1: like this because I remember that you liked her. In
Speaker 1: real life he dated Jubilee. You love you love Brian
Speaker 1: the Chiropractor dated he dated Katie's right. Anybody to look
Speaker 1: up if that's true that I heard that? Is there
Speaker 1: anybody to get Jubilee on the line? People text me ship,
Speaker 1: people have cheated me. Okay, here we got Lee laughing
Speaker 1: and Eric's face starting out. So we're starting out. He
Speaker 1: did okay ractics by the way, system here system, God,
Speaker 1: we're this is like a real newsroom. I don't really
Speaker 1: get into when you get into like Bachelor, the family
Speaker 1: of Bachelor and Bachelorettes. Is it just like one big
Speaker 1: swing party where everyone's it's like an ancestral kind of
Speaker 1: It's like many Hollywood where I was just like, honestly,
Speaker 1: now that I've gotten in a little bit deep and
Speaker 1: I know about ton of the contestants, they all it's
Speaker 1: once you. It's almost like you all went to the
Speaker 1: same high school and you're like people you can trust. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they all hang out together. Like so in Nashville,
Speaker 1: there's like ten or fifteen contestants and they're all from
Speaker 1: different seasons and they all just like hang out and
Speaker 1: they only hang out with each other and have like
Speaker 1: game nights. So I feel like our goal is to
Speaker 1: get in that group. I think we should be considered
Speaker 1: part of that family. We're deeping with Nashville. We're in
Speaker 1: with the Nashville. Somebody slept at the woman who does
Speaker 1: that podcast. It's just board games. Like no one's fine
Speaker 1: grain or anything like that. Part of me, No one,
Speaker 1: no one. It's just for younger. You've got the fineer.
Speaker 1: I think every girl some fanger. I think that they go.
Speaker 1: I think that there's been some girls trips like I
Speaker 1: think I don't know who got fangered, but I think
Speaker 1: I believe that this is about to sound awful. I
Speaker 1: believe Amanda the mom had some girls trip. Like there's
Speaker 1: been girls trips. There's been to like Nashville, and then
Speaker 1: there's like boys trips to Vegas. I think there'll be
Speaker 1: some fangering going on at least in like Caesar's Palace. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe not Bachelor on Bachelor finger like, we're hey, check
Speaker 1: it out, it's the castle. Think there might be Bachelor
Speaker 1: on Bachelor fangering as well as fan fingering. A fan fer,
Speaker 1: I mean, why else did you get up at the
Speaker 1: bed in the morning fering? Okay, I mean that's the
Speaker 1: Truth podcast. The alarm goes off and you're like to
Speaker 1: get fangs Tuesday account, who's gonna finer? Mate? This? This
Speaker 1: a banger? Get over here and all days got this?
Speaker 1: Ain't got a finger atself. I put that thumb away,
Speaker 1: I said, fin until it fangers itself. Get your dumb
Speaker 1: you're dumb back in your pocket. I said, fine, sign
Speaker 1: on the on the wall like a thumb and just
Speaker 1: across is you stupid? Did I sign them? I said, fangers? Do?
Speaker 1: I need to do what needs to spill it out
Speaker 1: for you and sell them m g R H pot
Speaker 1: fang fang fangers. Okay, So we start out Leah is
Speaker 1: laughing in Eric's face. Lee has Lee the racist has hair.
Speaker 1: It's like he's got the full Falcon hare. That's almost
Speaker 1: like like something about Mary Jes like the run I've done,
Speaker 1: like I've never I'm not a fighter, like I've gotten
Speaker 1: hit in the face a couple of times that I'm
Speaker 1: not either I run, but I want to smack him.
Speaker 1: I did ask for it, like I want to punch
Speaker 1: him in the face, don't you you know? And so
Speaker 1: did Dean. Dean called Dean could see so he went.
Speaker 1: He went from being like so so Lee went from
Speaker 1: sort of rolling it up with Eric last episode to
Speaker 1: then interrupting Kenny the wrestler, who was trying to have
Speaker 1: a heart to heart with her about like about his future,
Speaker 1: like I know that I can't wrestle forever, and up
Speaker 1: comes dumbly for a second go round with the bachelorette,
Speaker 1: and then he like was fronting. It was weird. It
Speaker 1: was weird. It's a weird interruption. And he had like
Speaker 1: that wood block from the sixties with that knife that
Speaker 1: you know he's going to cover that was scary that
Speaker 1: the cancer card. He goes, it's a sad story. My
Speaker 1: grandpa had cancer. He threw it down with cancer, and
Speaker 1: whose grandfather doesn't have cancer? And then he carved enchanting
Speaker 1: on and it wasn't like a talented carving, you know,
Speaker 1: it was six year old card can kind of end
Speaker 1: up noticing is like everyone deals with the insane pressure
Speaker 1: of being on that TV show in all different ways,
Speaker 1: and he's just he's just being like, Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be He's going to be drunk because he was lit
Speaker 1: and you can tell the next morning he was hung
Speaker 1: but like he's like, Okay, I'm gonna be the instigator.
Speaker 1: I don't even think that's maybe his his conscious thought.
Speaker 1: It's just like he maybe default to that when he's
Speaker 1: like feeling nervous, and so he just he's so not
Speaker 1: Rachel's like not even in his mind anymore. He just
Speaker 1: is like, I'm gonna funk with Yeah, He's like, I
Speaker 1: want to win. There's he's never even said the word Rachel.
Speaker 1: It's just like that lady on the couch, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go out and get a block of wood, take my
Speaker 1: old bunting night chopping enchanted and that somebody's got cancer
Speaker 1: and I'll smile, laugh and just enjoy it. Well, and
Speaker 1: now that we know he's super racist, like watching it's
Speaker 1: also like it's so extra. He is only coming after
Speaker 1: the African American concesses, and Dean called him out. Dan says,
Speaker 1: I think he's a fucking tool. I just think Lee
Speaker 1: is kind of a bit And then he says to
Speaker 1: the producer, he's like the only people that I've seen
Speaker 1: Lee getting a fight with our people he's not used
Speaker 1: to dealing with on a daily cultural basis. She said,
Speaker 1: what do you mean, and he said, you know exactly
Speaker 1: what I mean. Yeah, And she got a lot of
Speaker 1: audio type a lot of yeah. When the The Bachelorette,
Speaker 1: so like there's all this fighting when he when Lee
Speaker 1: when when Kenny went to confrontly afterwards and he and
Speaker 1: he literally that was the worst. When he screams in
Speaker 1: Kenny's face, Um, sorry, screams Kenny screen in his face,
Speaker 1: Kenny screams in his face, Kenny screams in Okay, So
Speaker 1: Kenny comes up, but then Lee goes get to it.
Speaker 1: He said, that's just such an instigator, just like total baiting,
Speaker 1: just push push push. He's he's like yeah, like he's
Speaker 1: like a Peppe the Frog kind of guy. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then sucks and then Kenny goes, here's where we at,
Speaker 1: and then Lee Kramat corrected his grammar and said here's
Speaker 1: where we're at. And then Ken it was just like,
Speaker 1: don't you want to punch that guy? He thinks he's winning,
Speaker 1: but he's I think there's plenty of I mean, everyone
Speaker 1: who's watching the show is like, you're a You're a
Speaker 1: full blunt villain. He's the word. And unlike Karin, who
Speaker 1: at the end she's kind of like you just are
Speaker 1: like accept me on this and you're like all right, Alex, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really love you, but yeah, you're you're on you.
Speaker 1: But he's just like, well, slaves of my points, yeah,
Speaker 1: smiling like a misogynistic he's like those tweets and he
Speaker 1: could just he's like a rat. He's a rat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he hates feminist is he hates feminists. I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: a I just want to like rip his over, Katie,
Speaker 1: what do you think? Yeah, loves him. A perfect fit
Speaker 1: for the first contest to have a villain, but he's
Speaker 1: like next level disgusting pig from hell I gotta it
Speaker 1: makes you wonder since there's always i mean for the
Speaker 1: past x amount of season, its probably hasn't been this
Speaker 1: all all the time, but since there's always always a current, Yeah,
Speaker 1: how does it happen? Is it all in the screening
Speaker 1: process or do you think it's as over as like
Speaker 1: the producers being like, hey, this is a good angle
Speaker 1: for you that you should play on the show, and
Speaker 1: they're playing the part. I think that with him, they
Speaker 1: knew exactly because he was saying he said because he
Speaker 1: had so many racist tweets, and he was saying he
Speaker 1: didn't apply to beyond. They found him, they approached him.
Speaker 1: Oh idt dividle right is pretty I mean, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's what's graight about the show? Is like, can
Speaker 1: you watch Unreal as well? Okay, so they found him
Speaker 1: at the racist saloon, playing exactly he was he and songs.
Speaker 1: Sorry am I mumbling through my white sheet? He was like,
Speaker 1: we gotta get him corn paul Um. Okay. So my
Speaker 1: favorite was the booger Roll conversation. Everyone has their own
Speaker 1: weird little quirks, quarts, quirks, quarks, quirks, quirks go in
Speaker 1: a wine bottle. No, that's a cork. That watching like
Speaker 1: three stooges. It was amazing. Almost had it, he said, no, quirks,
Speaker 1: they're anatomical. I was like, you're still close. Close, get
Speaker 1: out of there. Yeah. It was so funny, and they
Speaker 1: were all they were all wrong the close. I just
Speaker 1: wanted someone to like bust out laughing. I thought it
Speaker 1: was like a running joke. And I was like, are
Speaker 1: they because you do have those moments in life where
Speaker 1: you say word and you're like that doesn't right, and
Speaker 1: then jack Stone and Stone and so oh my god,
Speaker 1: you can't even get the cork. He was like that,
Speaker 1: they're like lawis a lawyer. That's the one thing about
Speaker 1: most of the contestants, except for maybe like Caitlin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they can't laugh at them as they can't laugh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: also such serious guys like Caitlin was great, although I'm
Speaker 1: enjoying overall, I think Rachel is a great She's the best.
Speaker 1: Caitlin was great. I loved Caitlin. Okay, so then Rachel
Speaker 1: pulls out Brian with the cheek implants. An Tonio Banderis,
Speaker 1: who seems to be the front runner. She says, you're
Speaker 1: so charming that it scares me. It scares me that
Speaker 1: it's too good to be true. And then he said,
Speaker 1: this is a fairy tale. And then he says, don't
Speaker 1: let it scare you. It's real, real. She said, what
Speaker 1: makes you weak? He said you you're my future. I'm
Speaker 1: all about you. And then he like tongue kissed her. Oh.
Speaker 1: He goes in for just the hardest, hardest approach. He licks,
Speaker 1: He licks the lips before entering. His tongue kiss involves
Speaker 1: like a perimeter clean and then you could see him
Speaker 1: like stretching out. It's a good method, though, you know,
Speaker 1: let's clean it off. Let's clean it off. I want
Speaker 1: to see the care her right on him like before,
Speaker 1: and he's like doing tongue exercise. He's like stretching out
Speaker 1: the tongue, stretch out his cheeks. He's like preparing for touchdowns.
Speaker 1: He's like a street cleaner. Bring it off. Stop. He
Speaker 1: couldn't stop being that guy. That's the thing to kind
Speaker 1: of explain about that moment, like, I want to come on, bro,
Speaker 1: this is your moment. Like no, she loves it, though
Speaker 1: she loves it, but he just he talks in absolutely
Speaker 1: unless he was like, this is a fairy tale, and
Speaker 1: then he's like, oh, I'm a princess. That would have
Speaker 1: been amazing. He's so serious. She loves She loves confidence, alpha,
Speaker 1: security of like I got him here for you. This
Speaker 1: is not this is my few you or my future.
Speaker 1: This is like that. She loves. On the boat push
Speaker 1: up contents, the most stressful boat ride I've ever witnessed.
Speaker 1: In my tone. This is the grot buddy who's like,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm the Champagne of the world. Crazy Muhammad, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's a lawyer. That was Josiah, who's got boots.
Speaker 1: That guy love that moment. I'm a hundred percent. And
Speaker 1: we're talking about before the show, previous seasons, the big
Speaker 1: word was like amazing. Everything's amazing. This season, it's a
Speaker 1: hundred or one percent. I'm taking I'm keeping it one
Speaker 1: hundred and disingenuous. Disingenuous like my name because my name
Speaker 1: is in your I'm so obsessed with that. I'm so
Speaker 1: obsessed with it again because my name is love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm gonna start didn't get my name
Speaker 1: in your mouth in auditions? My name. Six months later,
Speaker 1: he's still going to meet and he's like, remember when
Speaker 1: my name was in your Mouth's like, I'm a it's
Speaker 1: fangering Tom, it's fagery. That's a quote from the show,
Speaker 1: and it's not. No, she said. After the gross kiss,
Speaker 1: she was like he came in so hard and smothered her,
Speaker 1: and then she was like he was just like a
Speaker 1: breath of fresh air. I'm like, he loved it. Do
Speaker 1: you think his cheeks are fake? I think he has
Speaker 1: implants like Madonna really would be bold in order to
Speaker 1: do that. In order to do that, you want to
Speaker 1: see the before and just see that, like he had
Speaker 1: no cheeks for some reason, like Katy, can you chiropractor
Speaker 1: cheecken plass? Okay, Okay, I accept your rose. Okay, here's so.
Speaker 1: Then so then nothing coming off on the radar. So
Speaker 1: then Lie says I get tickled when I smile, and
Speaker 1: angry men get angrier. And then Kenny says, I thought
Speaker 1: you were my friend. We don't need to keep talking.
Speaker 1: That is a Trump troll quote. I mean that's what
Speaker 1: they that's what they exist on. You see what's wrong?
Speaker 1: He is like a point your finger in the chest
Speaker 1: kind of what are you gonna do that? What are
Speaker 1: the guys was saying he is alternative facts like he is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: It's like, that's right, he is. They're basically saying he's Trump.
Speaker 1: I weren't cutaways where every time there's the cutaway to leave,
Speaker 1: he's like cleaning a shotgun. And then there's the kind
Speaker 1: of ways like playing the bandy. I think even carving
Speaker 1: and shanted and carving cancer life is enough. That okay.
Speaker 1: So then Rachel before the Rose ceremony, freaks out and
Speaker 1: she says, the pressure I feel being a black woman.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get into this tonight. I already
Speaker 1: know what's going to be said about me. And then Chris,
Speaker 1: she takes a time out and Chris Harrison comes in.
Speaker 1: It goes, you just have to tell me what you want.
Speaker 1: I can facilitate anything. Do you understand I have got
Speaker 1: I mean, well, I can lower societal pressures on African
Speaker 1: the African American community. You just give me the green
Speaker 1: lights light. I'm gonna solve this racism thing. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: go on to the community with some pamphlets on the
Speaker 1: back and Twitter. Rachel says she already knew what the
Speaker 1: people were going to say about her. Well, I hope
Speaker 1: you already knew this. We we love your right best.
Speaker 1: You know what I love. I love that you sound
Speaker 1: like when Zach plays his brother on Baskets. The brother
Speaker 1: are justin Dale. So then the rose ceremony happens and
Speaker 1: she cuts the elf and the booker and Digge and Diade. Oh,
Speaker 1: such an elf. How many times did you posit TV?
Speaker 1: And you're like, totally wrap those Christmas presents. I bet
Speaker 1: you're a nice guy, but you just have an ELF resemble.
Speaker 1: She cut Bugger roll and no Diggy, she Diggie, and
Speaker 1: then Diggie started talking about himself in the third person.
Speaker 1: You know, he's handsome. It's literally handsome. He should be
Speaker 1: wearing Christmas sweaters here. I like, how easy that was
Speaker 1: for you to just sex with my friend. I was like,
Speaker 1: she was like the guy his his his teeth are
Speaker 1: so big, and I said the elf is like elf.
Speaker 1: I was like this guy, yeah, full elf, and Diggie goes.
Speaker 1: I just wish that Rachel would have more time. That
Speaker 1: would have helped her to realize that she needs to
Speaker 1: keep Diggie around. He's an awesome guy, said Diggie about Diggie.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's too obnoxious of the third person.
Speaker 1: He was a cute It was like it was a
Speaker 1: sprinkling of a third person. But it's still a like
Speaker 1: a half of fla. You would never say she needs
Speaker 1: to keep Thomas around. Thomas is an awesome guy. I
Speaker 1: would actually when I out, I'm going to say she
Speaker 1: kept Thomas in. I mean he's saying it with a
Speaker 1: tear in his eye. It's not like it's not all
Speaker 1: bravado or if they're going to just keep someone whose
Speaker 1: name had Iggy in it, let's keep Diggy and losing
Speaker 1: my egg. Let's talk about he gonna do he's kind
Speaker 1: of Eggy. Let's talk about he's gonna be He's the
Speaker 1: kind of he's a kind of guy that's gonna be
Speaker 1: gone in a week or two. Hegg And it's really
Speaker 1: he's a tattle tale. He's like, I'm just really protective.
Speaker 1: And he has zero connection with Rachel. Seems his connection
Speaker 1: is like telephone. He's like, Rachel, this is about herd
Speaker 1: in the living room and then throws everyone under the bus.
Speaker 1: Josiah's response to Iggy I thought was so hysterical. Yes,
Speaker 1: he was just like Eggy sits down. He's like, hey, bro, listen,
Speaker 1: I just stepped through under the bus and started the
Speaker 1: bus and ran over your body with the bus. You've
Speaker 1: got no chance, so good luck in there. He's like,
Speaker 1: do you want a cookie? Yeah? The whole extreeks made
Speaker 1: me so it was like he was like, just because
Speaker 1: you tell me that you just sucked me over, it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that you didn't just suck me. Like what
Speaker 1: don't I like? Like, I think I has no Nage connection,
Speaker 1: Like he would never see you either hide it and
Speaker 1: you talk behind someone's back, or you don't do it
Speaker 1: like he talks behind people's back. And then he goes,
Speaker 1: I just talked hid your back. But he also lies
Speaker 1: about it. She didn't ask, she didn't say that she
Speaker 1: was glad to be on with the fun date, and
Speaker 1: then he lies about she brought it up, asked about
Speaker 1: the It's like, no, she didn't. We watched you do it.
Speaker 1: It was like the weirdest transition. Rachel sits down and
Speaker 1: she's like, how are you doing tonight? He's like, speaking
Speaker 1: of tonight, I was in the kitchen and then these
Speaker 1: three guys were talking like he that's his only connection.
Speaker 1: Whoever is like in the lead. He throws under the Katie,
Speaker 1: I need to hear your voice. How are you come
Speaker 1: on over for sec Come on? What did you think of?
Speaker 1: What do you think of Iggy? Oh? I think he's
Speaker 1: a drama queen. He's just like looking for attention because
Speaker 1: I don't think he's getting much attention otherwise. So I
Speaker 1: don't know why he keeps talking about everyone else, like
Speaker 1: he just needs to kind of settle now, he's to
Speaker 1: all he needs to keep. I think he's looking for attention,
Speaker 1: that's all. I think he needs to keep everyone else's
Speaker 1: name out of it, his man, keep the name out
Speaker 1: the mouth. It's just so it's gotta be. I just
Speaker 1: sometimes I get I we all like to have a
Speaker 1: good laugh. We all take them down a pig, you know,
Speaker 1: because it's such some silliness, like at these moments of like,
Speaker 1: oh man, that must be so hard because they're not
Speaker 1: they're not. They haven't decided to be like limelight Hollywood
Speaker 1: cocks like us. They've just like I found themselves in
Speaker 1: this like hell psychological torture and like all their little
Speaker 1: dark folds get exposed and they're like, this is how
Speaker 1: I react under this situation. I have to tattle, and
Speaker 1: that's how I am relevant. And oh, god, and I
Speaker 1: bet Iggy probably has that a little bit in his
Speaker 1: real life, but I bet he's also like different, but
Speaker 1: maybe not. And then we all like we all have
Speaker 1: our gavels and like yeah, yeah, yeah totally, and you know,
Speaker 1: any things are different when the lights are on you.
Speaker 1: I was even thinking, like at the Rose ceremony, like
Speaker 1: they all have to say it like a you know,
Speaker 1: we except as if you have to ask like will
Speaker 1: you accept me Rose? Absolutely? I will, they have like
Speaker 1: no and just says like, yeah, show up that ship
Speaker 1: in my lapel pitch. Yeah. I'm like and I was
Speaker 1: thinking about, like if that were me, I probably would
Speaker 1: say something to you. I would be such an idiot.
Speaker 1: I'm one of these There's no way I would be
Speaker 1: eating the line sitting around you, sitting amongst all those
Speaker 1: alpha dudes, with those guys, and I'm like, yeah, you like,
Speaker 1: this is what happened in the kitchen. I'm selling my
Speaker 1: pan where scraming about its curl mustard with the rope
Speaker 1: and the observatory, and I'd slip into a wacky voice
Speaker 1: and they'd put goofy music under me and I'd essentially
Speaker 1: be the laboom guy. Yeah, And then you know, Rachel
Speaker 1: or whoever, would just be like, you're strange. The push
Speaker 1: up contest on the boat, you'd hear a splash and
Speaker 1: I'm swimming. So they find they get out of the
Speaker 1: Calabasas and they go to Hilton Head and the guys
Speaker 1: are jumping on the bed and they go on the
Speaker 1: porch and they scream Rachel. That always embarrasses me so much.
Speaker 1: I said the same thing I would if I were there,
Speaker 1: I would just mouth the words. I feel ashamed for
Speaker 1: that at least, so I'd like demoralized. Literally, how did
Speaker 1: a jump on the bed like they're eleven, like like
Speaker 1: like a slumber party. I mean, somebody's been here thirty
Speaker 1: seven years old, you know, Like Okay, So we have
Speaker 1: our first one on one with Dean and they go, Now,
Speaker 1: now I'm worried about it. First of all, I think
Speaker 1: we all fell hard for Dean. I'm worried about Dean
Speaker 1: because he's not an alpha enough to him even being
Speaker 1: afraid he was shy in the field, and then being
Speaker 1: afraid of the blimp and him have her having to
Speaker 1: hold his hand like me, w I'm she had to say,
Speaker 1: And I was worried in the blimp that he was
Speaker 1: going to throw up. Yeah, that's not really something. So
Speaker 1: she's good. We're going on a bimp a bim a
Speaker 1: bimp so she but then they once they had a
Speaker 1: few glasses of champagne in them, and he got into
Speaker 1: the driver's seat and then he got into the back
Speaker 1: and he planned while or that was a good kiss.
Speaker 1: Was a good kiss. That was a good kiss, not
Speaker 1: a Brian tongue kiss. Yeah, but you're right at the
Speaker 1: end of the day. First of all, he's adorable and wonderful.
Speaker 1: I do think he needs like a couple of girlfriends
Speaker 1: before he gets married. I think I think he just needs,
Speaker 1: he just needs. No, he's fantastic. I just don't think
Speaker 1: she's she's I don't think he's ready. Is he my
Speaker 1: this season's Wells versus Peter. Maybe he's next Bachelor material.
Speaker 1: I think he totally could be next Bach. I think
Speaker 1: his eyes are just a little bit too far apart.
Speaker 1: But it's it's fine, not mean he's perfect. It's fine.
Speaker 1: I mean, lord knows, I'm not huge, huge forehead. But
Speaker 1: I can't like Rachel's five head a flat season. You
Speaker 1: didn't like I didn't like it to pointed out that
Speaker 1: she had a five it and his eyes are too
Speaker 1: far apart. But this right that that he's reason that
Speaker 1: his mom died and then his dad left fifteen to eighteen.
Speaker 1: He's alone, and that's crazy. That's crazy. So they both
Speaker 1: come from a very religious family. They both have scripture
Speaker 1: tattoos on them. It explains the righteous tattoos that she
Speaker 1: has a righteous tattoo on his righteous tattoo. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not great, and the most important thing to me is God.
Speaker 1: She has scripture tattoo as well. They both do well.
Speaker 1: Maybe when they when they become intimate, they glow and
Speaker 1: they're like, put your God on my God. But they
Speaker 1: did a drive by before they're one on one in
Speaker 1: the blimp. They do a drive there's always one of
Speaker 1: those where a guy where someone goes on a date
Speaker 1: and they go past the house and there's like and
Speaker 1: then Eric freaked out. Eric when the date card came.
Speaker 1: He takes it all so personally, he's like, she didn't
Speaker 1: hick me. Like he can't inner monologue. I know he can't.
Speaker 1: It's all his inner monologues. And you're like, Eric, first
Speaker 1: of all, he needs a handler and he doesn't need
Speaker 1: to say any of these things. Out loud. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think the spelling be really illustrated. Who had a go on?
Speaker 1: Who didn't you know what I mean? Like who was
Speaker 1: dialed in? And who wasn't? Dog? So we okay? So
Speaker 1: they were they finished their one on one, they go
Speaker 1: and this is my favorite part of every season when
Speaker 1: they have to slow dance. One want to do a
Speaker 1: musical act that they have to act like they know
Speaker 1: what it is. And then they're Russell dickers just doing
Speaker 1: like New Countries got the Hitler youth aracter and in
Speaker 1: a gap shirt, like come on. Literally all immediately texted
Speaker 1: jokes about Russell Dickerson and then Aaron Aaron. It was
Speaker 1: like it was Aaron goes, Who's Who's rock? Who's Russell? Is?
Speaker 1: Like exactly, I like she it's always are running joke.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows the artist. But I was actulay like I
Speaker 1: could have it. I texted, I can't believe they got
Speaker 1: Russell fucking different. Yeah exactly. And then they have flow
Speaker 1: dance in public, which is so awkward, mortifying, not as
Speaker 1: mortifying as fucking riding around a horse in Beverly Hills
Speaker 1: and then into the store, into the store, night, into
Speaker 1: the store, kill me. Kill the horses, kill everybody. Ended.
Speaker 1: I'd rather get fangered rather in the middle of Doheeny,
Speaker 1: then take a horse and look for a carn again,
Speaker 1: sucking FuG fingered. I'd rather get fingered on Doheeny. I
Speaker 1: don't think I would it for a curse on a horse,
Speaker 1: on a horse in the store, or like a Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills jacket in the store, their horses sprinkled cupcakes, cupcakes.
Speaker 1: I would rather get fingered, for sure. So wait a minute,
Speaker 1: And there's some good, real quick aside about his his
Speaker 1: red blank red T shirt, because I'm like, I'm of
Speaker 1: the Yeah, Russell, if this is your moment, you like
Speaker 1: your shirt on that, we go what do you? But
Speaker 1: he probably showed him with something that said like Nike,
Speaker 1: and they were like ship someone who's gotta play, And
Speaker 1: they got like a p a with a he looked
Speaker 1: like he looked like he ran like payroll services for ABC,
Speaker 1: Like he looked like a dude to the band, he
Speaker 1: just got a haircut, and he's like, oh they can
Speaker 1: like you can kind of sing, what's all? Yeah? Do
Speaker 1: you have a guitar? Do you four white people that
Speaker 1: can stand behind you? Is there any way we can
Speaker 1: get any type of fun. Bonus fact about Russell wrote
Speaker 1: down is he I wrote down lyrics stuck in a bottle,
Speaker 1: never got a chance to touch the sea. His website
Speaker 1: has a dot net. Okay, he's a pot dealer dot net.
Speaker 1: So he's not trying to make it okay. So they're
Speaker 1: all friends and that's okay. Wait wait, let hear the lyrics.
Speaker 1: Let's hear the blowing up. He's going to be performing
Speaker 1: in a blimp over It's probably opening up first like
Speaker 1: a oh yeah, Maro, is he performing in a blimp
Speaker 1: over the Honda Center. I'm st stuck in a bottle,
Speaker 1: never got a chance to touch the sea. It was
Speaker 1: like I literally pose it, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: kall make his hair Russell Dickerson's hair. Every time I
Speaker 1: hear a country song, I still think that we all
Speaker 1: could write a country song in about thirty to what
Speaker 1: he's saying, Blue to cars, truck's guns and broken hearts
Speaker 1: man country music. So that date went well, I don't
Speaker 1: try She's gonna win, but I liked him. I think
Speaker 1: I think already winning. Got spangered right after that show.
Speaker 1: Just say a song about when I got fangered after
Speaker 1: the show. It's called when I got after the show?
Speaker 1: Do you actually had to say we got to dance
Speaker 1: to Russell? He goes and there's Russell Diggers Day and
Speaker 1: then they make them say the name as if they're
Speaker 1: like walking and are so excited. Um okay. So then
Speaker 1: she comes out, she's got a cute cold shoulder top on.
Speaker 1: There's this huge group date and they're going on this.
Speaker 1: They're going on a group date on the the boat
Speaker 1: thing with the with the every every podcast we talk
Speaker 1: about cold they all for in Paradise. All they wear
Speaker 1: his could shoulder rompers. Yeah, I guess that's I never
Speaker 1: even heard of it before starting podcast. Did they get
Speaker 1: styled or do they bring their own clothes? They have
Speaker 1: to bring their own clothes. But if you make it
Speaker 1: to the find so deep in, they have to bring
Speaker 1: their own clothes. They're allowed to bring two suitcases. But
Speaker 1: if you make it to the final um three, they
Speaker 1: provide you, Like when they went to Lapland, they gave
Speaker 1: them like the hats and the coats and everything. So
Speaker 1: if you make it to like Fantasy suitets, you get
Speaker 1: outfit it. Yeah, that's your prize. And they don't get paid.
Speaker 1: They don't get paid. The only person who gets paid
Speaker 1: is the bachelor. But if you go to Paradise, you
Speaker 1: get paid, but nobody gets paid. No one gets any
Speaker 1: money because it's a game show and you're looking for love.
Speaker 1: I know this is us. So then they have a
Speaker 1: dancing contest and people start rapping Kenny and Peter rapping
Speaker 1: and that that that I don't can't with Peter. I
Speaker 1: love Peter. I think if you can't. He wrapped with
Speaker 1: a far joke and then called then said she was
Speaker 1: from the hood. I didn't like the hood. I didn't
Speaker 1: like the hood part, but I do like this is
Speaker 1: where we did for you. Also wanted to make out
Speaker 1: you want to was hot until she opened her mouth
Speaker 1: did snake mouth every time she has faffy and she
Speaker 1: from the she's not from the hood. She's like, no,
Speaker 1: but you would never say that that was bad. That
Speaker 1: part was bad. I'm not gonna but she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I grew up in the hood or I grew up
Speaker 1: in the projects. That's her story. That's a white person.
Speaker 1: You can't rap with the word you're from the That
Speaker 1: was part of her story. And she like was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know I want everybody that was that was. That
Speaker 1: was bad, but she loved it. She loved it. I'll
Speaker 1: give him that. He was trying. It was just one
Speaker 1: of those things where you're like it was like a
Speaker 1: facial like that part wasn't good, but you're not. Think
Speaker 1: she's still I think she's pretty tolerant with like the
Speaker 1: odd kind of stumbling on the line of shore. She's so.
Speaker 1: Then they go to the spelling bee and it's old
Speaker 1: white ladies clapping at the spelling That killed your head.
Speaker 1: It's like, um, thatch let to like what would probably
Speaker 1: be a plantation. Um, yeah town. That's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: It's so weird, but whatever, I mean, it's part of
Speaker 1: I guess it's America. But yeah, that was so. They
Speaker 1: were so white and like visors it was bad and
Speaker 1: they had the spelling be with these kids. My favorite
Speaker 1: part was the doll Adam's doll in the audience. The
Speaker 1: first word is squirt in front of these children, may I?
Speaker 1: May I hear it in a sentence like I thought
Speaker 1: she was going to be like I love to drink
Speaker 1: a squirt on a day where it was like no
Speaker 1: I was, but I figured me to light squirt. No.
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was going to be that. What
Speaker 1: did she say? What was the same? It was, um,
Speaker 1: I can't remember see you? Um yeah, no, I mean
Speaker 1: it was like that, every word just got more if
Speaker 1: you almost expected, you almost expected Steve Harvey to come
Speaker 1: out and give that like mug when I've turned him
Speaker 1: my life. Sitting on a bag of gold. My legs
Speaker 1: are cramping. Big words that they I love, like in
Speaker 1: front of old ladies and children. Coitas, if you're lucky,
Speaker 1: you'll engage in coitus with the bachelorette. And then he said,
Speaker 1: que you. I was watching with my ten year old daughter.
Speaker 1: She's like, what's quitas? Oh my god? No, And there
Speaker 1: was like a pause. My wife was like sex, it's sex.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. Parenting
Speaker 1: right there, anyone just like Deack and I have something?
Speaker 1: Can I have some pause? Never have you finished your dinner?
Speaker 1: Literally that I did that. They did a spelling bee.
Speaker 1: I have to say. After the after that cruise ship
Speaker 1: of like push ups and take off your shirts and
Speaker 1: Jose yeah, yeah, who had been like making his his
Speaker 1: picks ripple one. He got the trophy. He kissed it
Speaker 1: like eighteen times and then was drinking out of the trophy. Um.
Speaker 1: I liked the spelling bee as well. I thought it
Speaker 1: was I wanted to see Lee lose. We never saw
Speaker 1: a lego out. I want to see leading spell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was out early. I liked Eric was trying to
Speaker 1: have a like a moment and to say how everybody
Speaker 1: was behaving like a gentleman. But Josiah was busy dabbing
Speaker 1: his dick with a napkin during that during the spilled
Speaker 1: from his trophy all over his dick and was dabbing
Speaker 1: it with a napkin and being funnier or is he
Speaker 1: trying to He's trying to be funny, thought he was.
Speaker 1: What did you guys think about him? Overall? I just
Speaker 1: thought he was so entertaining. I thought, I mean, it
Speaker 1: was a bit much. He was like less any more
Speaker 1: annoying than with him. I thought that was real stuff. Josiah,
Speaker 1: its so obnoxious, I think, I know, because he was.
Speaker 1: He was annoying the first night too, Like I found
Speaker 1: him a little less annoying this. I mean, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's too much, for sure, But there was something
Speaker 1: a little bit charming because he was I just felt
Speaker 1: like he was trying to be funny. He was trying
Speaker 1: to be funny. I didn't. I didn't find him to
Speaker 1: be like an like uh like disingenuous. I felt like
Speaker 1: he was just like a ham like he was like
Speaker 1: hamming it up and going to Halloween party. And they're
Speaker 1: not breaking characters, right, yeah, you're not. You're not anti
Speaker 1: true so easy. Although his response to Iggy made me
Speaker 1: laugh out loud, which was when he was just like,
Speaker 1: you know what's throw me on the best and he
Speaker 1: get a cookie. Like his reenactment of that was making
Speaker 1: me laugh. Can we just say when he went to
Speaker 1: talk to the guys on the stairs, I love it.
Speaker 1: This was just never his casual mentioned of just uh
Speaker 1: iggy wet focusing on his lame wax self. He does drugs,
Speaker 1: he shoots steroids in his nuts. Yeah yeah, ye sorry,
Speaker 1: let's let's drfy his wax self. He does drugs and
Speaker 1: also if that's true, don't tell your competitors. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: mentioned that he's like liar liar, like he's got to
Speaker 1: tell the truth about everything. I like cookies over pie.
Speaker 1: I also shoot I also shoot steroids into my nuts,
Speaker 1: like I g's masturbated in the room like a long
Speaker 1: showers and watch back. Alright, good luck y'all. Al some
Speaker 1: balls are made of stones nuts. You have to why
Speaker 1: you are you doing in yours? I think truly to
Speaker 1: knowledge is improved enough that you're just throwing the old
Speaker 1: arm or something. It's like a direct nuts shot off.
Speaker 1: I mean it contrains scanner muscles stuff nuts. But does
Speaker 1: that happen? Do you put in steroids in your ball?
Speaker 1: Asking the wrong dude? Yeah, I don't know. We do
Speaker 1: have balls. Yeah, I've got extra large nuts and pencils
Speaker 1: for limbs, but massive nuts. It's the most surface area.
Speaker 1: I go right for the nuts. Yeah right, And I
Speaker 1: asked so many follow up questions. I guess it's not appropriate.
Speaker 1: Let's hear what it's like, Why would you if you
Speaker 1: were doing steroids? Is that that's what we said? Something like?
Speaker 1: Is that when you guys heard that as dudes where
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I've heard that before. I'm so not
Speaker 1: that dude. Like as a nerd, I was like, that
Speaker 1: went over my head. I don't even get it. I
Speaker 1: don't even get steroids. I don't know how you take them.
Speaker 1: I thought you took them in pills. What? Oh I
Speaker 1: know they should I know you shot up in the
Speaker 1: old baseball. I guess maybe you can. Why why would
Speaker 1: you go to your nut? Can we confirm if you
Speaker 1: shoot stories in the nut? Though? Or but maybe it
Speaker 1: does not know that one of the more efficient like
Speaker 1: is he just whin I got that's right? Is it
Speaker 1: just go from the nut right to just because a nut?
Speaker 1: The actual test clay is like the testing is such
Speaker 1: a sensitive organ and your I mean, and that's that's
Speaker 1: where spurs and series it is fox up your sperm.
Speaker 1: It's they say, I don't you need to come? Maybe
Speaker 1: it's kat come on over here? Are we go? We're learning.
Speaker 1: A Reddit post alone says I injected steroids directly into
Speaker 1: my testicles. Will my testicles get bigger while my muscles
Speaker 1: get smaller? Your brain will get stupider. It just says
Speaker 1: you store the steroids until your next ejaculation, tell your
Speaker 1: next action. You just put it in there to come
Speaker 1: it out. It's real, So you store into the caaculation.
Speaker 1: If that happens while you're in a female, she may
Speaker 1: experience setting growth of the vagina andacus along with excessive
Speaker 1: hero that's a lie. That's a lie. That can't be real. Steroids.
Speaker 1: I don't think steroids is a topical ointment that, like
Speaker 1: when spread upon the badge through coming through your nuts,
Speaker 1: wouldn't cause your vagina to figure. Not Brad Chicken in
Speaker 1: I Want a Superhuman bed is Hacker story. According to Reddit,
Speaker 1: if Rachel takes Eggy to the fantasy spit like Mondo,
Speaker 1: it's like at the basketball games and the T shirts go,
Speaker 1: I'd take Penis. I make you a super strong d Hello, Hello, hello,
Speaker 1: my busy, so strong, my my fanger fork, my strong
Speaker 1: pussy fanger mate. They pick multiple fangers in my super
Speaker 1: strong vetch getting fanger and don't know what he used
Speaker 1: the thumb. I already consider use the thumb in my
Speaker 1: super strong vetch because you've got my common My god,
Speaker 1: I'm learning so much, okay, and I hope no one's
Speaker 1: driving all their listening then, so then just the windows down.
Speaker 1: Here's the fun. So then Lee was talking about Kenny
Speaker 1: and he goes, I love the guy. It is what
Speaker 1: it is, and then he made this clickings down. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that was So he's really kind of like he's got
Speaker 1: like an exterior version, like he's playing a role. What
Speaker 1: if next episode he's got like a monocle. He's well
Speaker 1: that's the thing I think he saw, Like you probably
Speaker 1: asked him what his favorite movie is and it's like
Speaker 1: some you know, weird Western or something, and he like
Speaker 1: his favorite characters a villain and I love that guy.
Speaker 1: And he kind of just like he's not John Wayne.
Speaker 1: He's the other He's the bad guy, and he wants
Speaker 1: to be that guy because he doesn't. It's the worst.
Speaker 1: And he thinks he's like a gentleman because he's in
Speaker 1: like button like he's just like a plantation. He's playing. Yes,
Speaker 1: he is. So that Kenny pulls Rachel outside and starts
Speaker 1: rapping at her because she seemed upset. It was so
Speaker 1: hard to watch. But he's and he's like he legitimately
Speaker 1: is getting thrown under the bus by a racist like mastermind,
Speaker 1: and he's just trying to be a gentleman, trying to himself. Rache,
Speaker 1: you don't have a bird's eye view, but you're believing
Speaker 1: the wrong dude. Um. And then Alex and Peter just
Speaker 1: staring at Lee inside and then at the very end,
Speaker 1: Alex and Peter staring was amazing, like yeah they were.
Speaker 1: He was I gotta be honest, you like I were
Speaker 1: talking about like I don't have a problem with you all.
Speaker 1: But if I were to say I had a problem
Speaker 1: with you all, I was being honest. Like none of
Speaker 1: it made any sense of the same with the Boom
Speaker 1: Boom got like, yeah, you gotta be honest. You're white,
Speaker 1: so I'm okay with you guys. Yeah, that's exactly it.
Speaker 1: Like you guys. I like you guys because you're white men. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they all know that Dean was the only one
Speaker 1: who said it out loud because he must be saying
Speaker 1: it in the house. They all must be saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: Dean goes listen, that's true because righteous and just pushes.
Speaker 1: And then at the very end, I loved Josiah Kenny
Speaker 1: and Will drinking from the goblet talking with English accents.
Speaker 1: It was amazing that there needs to be more moments
Speaker 1: like that, um for next week's episode. You know that, Like, so,
Speaker 1: Kenny's got a bleeding eye. You know that's from some
Speaker 1: they play some game and he gets hit in the
Speaker 1: head with a football, don't be then they do what
Speaker 1: they What does happen if they get a double date together?
Speaker 1: The two on one? The two one is going to
Speaker 1: be great? Which one? It's so awkward and terrible awesome.
Speaker 1: I always end up, they always end up. They always
Speaker 1: they're the best one. The one that I was the
Speaker 1: first one that was like, oh this is where they left.
Speaker 1: I think it was Prince Farming where they left the
Speaker 1: girl in the desert actual time both yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: That was the helicopter Olivia crying by the crying is
Speaker 1: so cool. And then Chad and Alex that was the
Speaker 1: whistling blueberry and paper planes. That's not so is that coming? Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think he's legally Yeah.
Speaker 1: Will you guys help me pick the tweet of the week. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll start with our boyfriend Seth that at Basebone Here,
Speaker 1: I carved my dick into this wood with my dick. Also,
Speaker 1: my mom had cancer of the dick. May I have
Speaker 1: a rose now? Oh? Always good? Okay. Jill Hammond who
Speaker 1: made us our boards in Chicago. Lee is a redneck
Speaker 1: lepre conversion of Chad O. Yeah, that's true, Okay, Alex
Speaker 1: Jaffee at a Jaffee three. My vocabulary is such on
Speaker 1: another level, some idiot on the Bachelorette before a spelling
Speaker 1: baby ended up winning? Who ended up winning? And then
Speaker 1: set that one more at basebone one. Rachel crying check,
Speaker 1: sweeping string music check, pivotal moment of racial pivotal moment
Speaker 1: of racial tension ruined by an Oriole commercial, priceless. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know what I'm gonna go set that. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have it down to. He's gonna be in the
Speaker 1: top two. Here. I carved my dick into this wood
Speaker 1: with my dick. Also, my mom had cancer of the dick.
Speaker 1: Mayor have a rose now or Rachel crying check, sweeping
Speaker 1: string music check. Pivotal moment of racial racial tension ruined
Speaker 1: by an Oreo commercial. Priceless Oreo commercial or like Oriole
Speaker 1: Oriol commercial. Oo. You know I'm gonna say dick, Katie,
Speaker 1: all right, I said that you would with your racial
Speaker 1: student music called. Oh my god, I'm gonna say dick.
Speaker 1: I never say dick, but I'm gonna say. Do you
Speaker 1: have anything that you want to promote? Thomas what? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: if you got kids, it might still be in theaters.
Speaker 1: Captain Underpants, Yeah, a little tale of two boys to
Speaker 1: create their own superheroes. There, you know, rural obsessed principle.
Speaker 1: All right, do you have anything that you want to promote?
Speaker 1: We used to watch kings Con on comic on HQ
Speaker 1: UH and you can see me here on this podcast
Speaker 1: a Bachelor of the Year and Aaron Uh. Thursday, I'll
Speaker 1: be at Carolines in New York City doing stand up
Speaker 1: for a big fun benefit. And here in New York
Speaker 1: City go to Caroline s. This Thursday, I will be
Speaker 1: up near San Jose and Sunny Vale, California at Rooster
Speaker 1: Teeth Feathers July. I think, um, come see me you
Speaker 1: gut Thomas, thank you so much. Were were so excited
Speaker 1: to have you on my pleasure. You're a real You're
Speaker 1: a real expert. I know a few things you picked.
Speaker 1: Who do you want to win? Gap Tooth Dean m hm?
Speaker 1: I do? Who do you think? I mean? I I
Speaker 1: like Dean, but not not to win this show. I
Speaker 1: just kind of want to like take Dean out to
Speaker 1: go to Jumbo's with him, Like what's up? I think Brian.
Speaker 1: I think Brian is probably a good match too, if
Speaker 1: you if you like unless unless he's like all fakes,
Speaker 1: fakes move. But I actually think he's probably the guy
Speaker 1: that Rachel would like. I agree with you. What's the
Speaker 1: what's the will? I like Will? I think he's I
Speaker 1: think he's the one that danced like Arc when he
Speaker 1: got out of there. Yeah, yeah, he's going to be
Speaker 1: He's my he's my favorite. He hasn't gotten enough airtime. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like Peter. He runs like Peter. Like Peter. He's
Speaker 1: got the gray going and he's got the gray. He's
Speaker 1: got a nice gap to Katie, you've got a Peter vibe.
Speaker 1: Thanks man. I think Katie likes Dean. She takes he
Speaker 1: the most. Peter also as of it in questions like
Speaker 1: a socks or bear feet. Hey, your name to Peter,
Speaker 1: I like Peter. I want you to back off of Peter.
Speaker 1: I want you to back off Peter. Aaron likes the
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Speaker 1: It makes me so happy. You don't have to, because
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