WEBVTT - "The Bro Show!" With Thomas Middleditch and Rob Benedict! 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:07.080 No entering Stockholm. Oh my god, we're trying to be back, 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:12.880 you guys. America, America's working, America's works so hard for 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:25.000 this here, this woman world. I like your star, my brand. 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:30.080 I'd love to take you to a secondary location. Are you? 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.960 Are you my personal interest? And my god, I mean 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:38.720 we could sit on my face? Would you're putting her 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:42.400 my armor? Oh my god? What an elegant Tuesday morning 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:44.360 here of Hi, I love this comic book. So my 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:47.480 name is Arden Marine, host of the most hard hitting 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:52.479 podcast America. You guys, we're back. We've really really suffered 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:55.400 some trials and tribulations these last few weeks. I am 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.000 so happy to have with me to my left, my 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:03.160 platonic life partner and co host, Miss Aaron Foley. So 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:06.480 good to be not on a plane in Newark, the 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.440 Newark Clowns, New York United Laws. You guys didn't listen 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:11.920 last week? We we Aaron and I were supposed to 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:16.280 host this podcast in Zany's Chicago, and Aaron got captured 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:20.120 by United in New Work. But the fans came out 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.560 and they nailed it. They had all these great co 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:31.000 hosts and now I really you know what I felt 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:33.600 like everybody stepped up to the plate and we really 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:36.520 walked each other through these very challenging past few weeks. 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:40.600 Fans are fun. I might have married three of them. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:42.760 I don't know. I almost did, and I was like 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:44.920 calling in on the computer and my god, you looked 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:48.000 very handsome. I was married you across Oh my god, 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:51.000 please say that again. I accept your rose. Sitting across 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:56.000 from me is our Bachelor of the Year, Rob Benedett, 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:57.880 Thank you so much. I'm still not comfortable with that. 0:01:57.960 --> 0:01:59.640 I get blessed you. Whatever you say, you feel good 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:02.440 about your Like Rachel, I feel like it's a big responsibility. 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:03.960 I'm going to tear up. Yeah, exactly, but it's a 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.720 real big responsibility. Hey, as Chris Harrison, I can get 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.080 you whatever you want. Man, what do you need? What 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:15.000 do you need? Hookers? Um, You'm I right. We are 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:17.960 so excited now. You've come before, but you can't when 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:21.360 there was no actual episode area. I've come before, and 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:26.320 I've come again. I think people may know you from 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:29.080 Silicon Valley, but your most important work is as a 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:38.480 fan of the most important work you need. You need 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:41.400 a podcast title. Paget is our secretary. Do you want 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:43.200 to be ourrector of communication. You want to be a 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:54.280 majority whip. Yeah, majority whip. Now Anna chained my faused 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:56.880 to show me that you love me across from us 0:02:56.960 --> 0:03:00.520 right now, Anna, Anna is in the Caribbean rocky every 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:02.600 swimsuit that page gave her. You could check her out 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:07.359 on Instagram. Really never looks sexy. Really she really is out. 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.920 She has I mean, I'm saying she's leaving nothing to 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:15.560 the imagination. She looks floating naked in a canoe and 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:24.000 we have the rests are tagged and flagged. Katie Levine 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:29.160 over Hatie, thank you for walking me through to actually 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:32.080 have me be the person in charge of the technical 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:35.080 side of the Chicago five podcast and then getting it 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:38.240 uploaded to the internet. It really took a village. I 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:41.760 called in and it was as like okay, wait, okay, 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:43.640 wait a minute, Okay, wait a minute. I got wait 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:46.640 a minute. Wait. Understand you try hosting a podcast in 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:51.520 a month soon with ten strangers when there's nothing new 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:56.360 to talk about except for rape, just tiptoeing around like, so, 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:59.160 what's nearing the badge? Anything, anything happened in a world pool? 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:03.560 Anything like? Truly that was but everybody, everybody that was 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.840 the turnout, big turnout. It was a big turn out. 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:10.560 You got to get to these live shows. People. Okay, 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:13.080 I'm for people under the table right now. This is 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:14.880 a this is a new version of Our Lives show. 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:18.840 This is Carol. Get down. Carol's been chewing on my 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.960 ankle and I've never filled sex. Ye, I'm flicking my knee. Camp. Okay, 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:23.920 before we get started, I have one email to read 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.800 and if you guys want to email us Rose Podcast 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.840 at gmail dot com. Hello, Art and Aaron Paget, Rob, 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:32.200 Katie and Anna and now the majority Whip and Chains, 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:36.159 Tommy Middle Deutsche. My name is Molly. I'm getting married 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:44.360 on Saturday jun Congratulations, congratulate my fiance. Joe and I 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:47.080 are huge fans of the podcast. Joe found it. Blah 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.760 blah blah blah blah. They're getting married. They want to 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.200 shout out for their wedding. They're gonna listen to the 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:56.080 podcast as they're driving to their ways. What They're getting 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:59.400 married next weekend June twenty four. So this is going 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:03.280 out to Molly and Joe and their friends. I'll tell 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:13.599 you Amy and Marla take a sharp left. Nothing ends well. 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:16.960 I mean, congrats, you found your person. There's a book 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:18.920 you should read called The Ethical Slued that I think 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:25.760 and codependency No more Ethical slood. Before we get started, 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:27.919 can we talk about the most exciting thing that happened 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:33.600 this morning, which is that Badchelory? You? As soon as 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.560 I saw it, I was like composing the text and 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:37.480 then yours kid? Oh my god, Thomas, how did you 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:41.320 find out just now? When true? How did you feel? 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:43.760 I was very happy. It's the best. I mean, it's 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.720 sadly the best one. Like you want the good ones 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.840 to be what the show is supposed to be for, 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.440 like you know, finding having all that stuff. Although, to 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:53.719 be honest, the last four episodes of any season usually 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.760 like Snooze Fest, Bring Back Karin and Where's Lee? And 0:05:56.839 --> 0:06:00.280 all these guys? Will you Team Raven or Team Vanessa? Um? 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:03.640 Which one are they? Sorry? Vanessa married Nick Raven was 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:09.120 from Hoxy, Arkansas, bless her. Honestly, I guess I was 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:13.240 team Raven only because Vanessa seemed like um, she seems 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:18.320 to needy, she requires a lot, She didn't understand the game. Yeah, yeah, 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:24.120 she's very beautiful. Yeah, I think she's really pretty, But 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.960 she doesn't I bet she doesn't know how to use 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:30.880 that opinions, and she's just like, I mean, she's probably 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.920 you know, just like turn off the sheets, turn off 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:38.360 the sheets and turn on the lights and kind of thing. 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:41.120 But that's also really rude. Sorry, if you're listening to Vanessa, 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:45.360 I just made an assumption about how you fuck. I'm sorry. Right, 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:52.520 She's just one tier fight Nick after Sometimes I forget 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:55.600 some are subjected to so much scrutiny and they're just 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:58.000 like normal people and they're thrust and don't know how 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:01.559 to guess what we met. We met Carly and Evan 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.839 in Nashville. We can believe them. They're so in love. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.240 I follow Evan on Instagram and I don't know why. 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:10.400 It's very it's very mundane. It's just like, look I 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:14.040 love I Am like, yeah, we asked him in Nashville, 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.240 like so you guys didn't go back to Mexico get married, 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.840 and he literally looked at me like like you're a 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:21.320 piece of ship? Are you even asking? And then they 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:25.040 fuck did that last weekend, Evan, I take back all 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:30.360 the nice things last week, Chris Harrison officiated real quick. 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:31.320 I know we got to get to the show, but 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:33.720 real quick. So when when we have Batchel in Paradise? 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.080 Is there going to be like a Chris Harrison alone 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:38.240 on the beach, Like, so, listen, we had this thing 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.720 happened and we want to say, give me something, right, 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:45.600 do you think are are we going to get see 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:49.200 that episode? We got to see that? Are they like? Okay? 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:52.920 So it got canceled. They next it? Did all the 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.920 cast get on a plane and come back? Apparently they 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:59.000 went in Texas. They've just been all hanging out together 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:04.560 in Texas. They're in a United lounge of the Report 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:09.280 for seven days. I don't know the answer to that. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.200 I could text one of them because I know, I 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:15.360 bet they're all engaged. They just all got is that 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:18.360 they've also been been doing some like extra bonding because 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:20.600 there's been a lot of trauma, Like they've really this 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:23.920 is a cast that's been through a lot together so much, 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:27.880 and you got to remember there's so many more cast 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:33.480 members that comment arrived and to think that like, oh, 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:35.599 they weren't there in the beginning. They don't know what 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:39.240 we went. They didn't feel our heartache. They weren't sleeping 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:43.400 while people were sucking in the world pool. What disadvantage 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:51.599 I mean when when I when I when I realized that, 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:54.160 like my summer was going to be ruined because somebody 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:55.959 got eaten out in the hot top, it was like 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.480 it was my destiny to have to have that happened. 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:00.880 Everything I was like I did on me at birth. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:04.920 I literally was like, I have to start dating. Because 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:06.960 I gasped at the news. I was like, oh my god, 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:15.120 I need, I need. Okay, here we go, Oh my god, 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:19.720 you guys, we're back in. We're back in. Okay. Last 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.160 night was a great episode overall. I think, who are 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:24.120 you rooting for? By the way, Thomas, who's your guy 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:28.199 for the season. Well, I think I love Dean. I 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:32.840 love he is so handsome and cue. But the truth 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:34.679 of the matter is I think he may be I 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:37.280 think the age thing might be a thing. Yeah, but 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:41.000 bless him. He's a real cat story. We were all 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.040 ready to put. He just needs to date. Okay, we'll 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:46.559 get to He doesn't need to get a little buck 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:49.240 because he's too innocent. He doesn't know how goddamn gorgeous 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:52.040 he is. He's so gorgeous. He's got nice new teeth. 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:58.600 I'm working online, danem catchup, got my temps in right now. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:03.040 I jacked Okay, but what's his face? I think the 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:07.240 Antonio bendaris. Oh you think I actually watching last night Brian, 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.439 Brian the Chiropractor. I do think he's gonna win. I like, 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:15.160 I like gap to No here that's Peter, Yeah, that's 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:20.040 Antonio Bendaris is at Brian the chiropract Okay, I see, yeah, 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:23.280 I think the chiropractor is. She loves the one that 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:25.640 she was like, I think I don't know if you're yeah, 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:28.319 but I'm not that it's just your face. Yeah, it 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:31.040 is like he couldn't turn it off. Yeah, he can't stop. 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.840 Let's remember that in real life he dated. You're gonna 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:35.839 like this because I remember that you liked her. In 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:42.840 real life he dated Jubilee. You love you love Brian 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:47.800 the Chiropractor dated he dated Katie's right. Anybody to look 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:53.000 up if that's true that I heard that? Is there 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.720 anybody to get Jubilee on the line? People text me ship, 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:59.079 people have cheated me. Okay, here we got Lee laughing 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:02.719 and Eric's face starting out. So we're starting out. He 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:09.320 did okay ractics by the way, system here system, God, 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:12.000 we're this is like a real newsroom. I don't really 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:15.400 get into when you get into like Bachelor, the family 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:19.000 of Bachelor and Bachelorettes. Is it just like one big 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.480 swing party where everyone's it's like an ancestral kind of 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.840 It's like many Hollywood where I was just like, honestly, 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:25.719 now that I've gotten in a little bit deep and 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:28.079 I know about ton of the contestants, they all it's 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.000 once you. It's almost like you all went to the 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.560 same high school and you're like people you can trust. Yeah, 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:36.760 and they all hang out together. Like so in Nashville, 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:39.640 there's like ten or fifteen contestants and they're all from 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:41.880 different seasons and they all just like hang out and 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:43.319 they only hang out with each other and have like 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:45.280 game nights. So I feel like our goal is to 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:47.480 get in that group. I think we should be considered 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.040 part of that family. We're deeping with Nashville. We're in 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:54.160 with the Nashville. Somebody slept at the woman who does 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.880 that podcast. It's just board games. Like no one's fine 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:00.320 grain or anything like that. Part of me, No one, 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:04.679 no one. It's just for younger. You've got the fineer. 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:10.559 I think every girl some fanger. I think that they go. 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:12.959 I think that there's been some girls trips like I 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.240 think I don't know who got fangered, but I think 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:17.760 I believe that this is about to sound awful. I 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:21.040 believe Amanda the mom had some girls trip. Like there's 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.280 been girls trips. There's been to like Nashville, and then 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.920 there's like boys trips to Vegas. I think there'll be 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:29.000 some fangering going on at least in like Caesar's Palace. Yeah, 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:32.880 maybe not Bachelor on Bachelor finger like, we're hey, check 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.960 it out, it's the castle. Think there might be Bachelor 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:40.520 on Bachelor fangering as well as fan fingering. A fan fer, 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:42.120 I mean, why else did you get up at the 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:47.240 bed in the morning fering? Okay, I mean that's the 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:51.120 Truth podcast. The alarm goes off and you're like to 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:58.959 get fangs Tuesday account, who's gonna finer? Mate? This? This 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:04.520 a banger? Get over here and all days got this? 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.080 Ain't got a finger atself. I put that thumb away, 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:15.640 I said, fin until it fangers itself. Get your dumb 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:19.000 you're dumb back in your pocket. I said, fine, sign 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:20.599 on the on the wall like a thumb and just 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:27.360 across is you stupid? Did I sign them? I said, fangers? Do? 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:29.719 I need to do what needs to spill it out 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:35.840 for you and sell them m g R H pot 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:40.520 fang fang fangers. Okay, So we start out Leah is 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:44.280 laughing in Eric's face. Lee has Lee the racist has hair. 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:47.720 It's like he's got the full Falcon hare. That's almost 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:51.680 like like something about Mary Jes like the run I've done, 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.320 like I've never I'm not a fighter, like I've gotten 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:55.880 hit in the face a couple of times that I'm 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.719 not either I run, but I want to smack him. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:03.720 I did ask for it, like I want to punch 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.240 him in the face, don't you you know? And so 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:10.679 did Dean. Dean called Dean could see so he went. 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:14.800 He went from being like so so Lee went from 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.439 sort of rolling it up with Eric last episode to 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.320 then interrupting Kenny the wrestler, who was trying to have 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:23.000 a heart to heart with her about like about his future, 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.520 like I know that I can't wrestle forever, and up 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:28.920 comes dumbly for a second go round with the bachelorette, 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.360 and then he like was fronting. It was weird. It 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.760 was weird. It's a weird interruption. And he had like 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.800 that wood block from the sixties with that knife that 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:39.680 you know he's going to cover that was scary that 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:44.000 the cancer card. He goes, it's a sad story. My 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:47.720 grandpa had cancer. He threw it down with cancer, and 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:52.040 whose grandfather doesn't have cancer? And then he carved enchanting 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:57.880 on and it wasn't like a talented carving, you know, 0:14:58.120 --> 0:14:59.760 it was six year old card can kind of end 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:03.000 up noticing is like everyone deals with the insane pressure 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.520 of being on that TV show in all different ways, 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:09.120 and he's just he's just being like, Okay, I'm gonna 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.600 be He's going to be drunk because he was lit 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:15.520 and you can tell the next morning he was hung 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:19.480 but like he's like, Okay, I'm gonna be the instigator. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:22.720 I don't even think that's maybe his his conscious thought. 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.000 It's just like he maybe default to that when he's 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.960 like feeling nervous, and so he just he's so not 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:30.880 Rachel's like not even in his mind anymore. He just 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:34.000 is like, I'm gonna funk with Yeah, He's like, I 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:36.520 want to win. There's he's never even said the word Rachel. 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:38.960 It's just like that lady on the couch, I'm gonna 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:40.880 go out and get a block of wood, take my 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:45.400 old bunting night chopping enchanted and that somebody's got cancer 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:50.720 and I'll smile, laugh and just enjoy it. Well, and 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.400 now that we know he's super racist, like watching it's 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:56.480 also like it's so extra. He is only coming after 0:15:56.640 --> 0:16:00.840 the African American concesses, and Dean called him out. Dan says, 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:04.880 I think he's a fucking tool. I just think Lee 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:07.680 is kind of a bit And then he says to 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:11.240 the producer, he's like the only people that I've seen 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:13.400 Lee getting a fight with our people he's not used 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:16.600 to dealing with on a daily cultural basis. She said, 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:18.800 what do you mean, and he said, you know exactly 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:22.200 what I mean. Yeah, And she got a lot of 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:27.920 audio type a lot of yeah. When the The Bachelorette, 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.160 so like there's all this fighting when he when Lee 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:35.520 when when Kenny went to confrontly afterwards and he and 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:38.240 he literally that was the worst. When he screams in 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:43.120 Kenny's face, Um, sorry, screams Kenny screen in his face, 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:47.520 Kenny screams in his face, Kenny screams in Okay, So 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:51.720 Kenny comes up, but then Lee goes get to it. 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:55.840 He said, that's just such an instigator, just like total baiting, 0:16:55.960 --> 0:17:00.360 just push push push. He's he's like yeah, like he's 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:02.760 like a Peppe the Frog kind of guy. Yeah, and 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:07.040 then sucks and then Kenny goes, here's where we at, 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:10.760 and then Lee Kramat corrected his grammar and said here's 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.480 where we're at. And then Ken it was just like, 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:16.920 don't you want to punch that guy? He thinks he's winning, 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:19.600 but he's I think there's plenty of I mean, everyone 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:21.359 who's watching the show is like, you're a You're a 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:24.439 full blunt villain. He's the word. And unlike Karin, who 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:27.000 at the end she's kind of like you just are 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:30.120 like accept me on this and you're like all right, Alex, yeah, 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:32.240 I don't really love you, but yeah, you're you're on you. 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:40.320 But he's just like, well, slaves of my points, yeah, 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:44.600 smiling like a misogynistic he's like those tweets and he 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:48.800 could just he's like a rat. He's a rat. Yeah, 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:53.400 he hates feminist is he hates feminists. I'm like, you're 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.439 a I just want to like rip his over, Katie, 0:17:56.480 --> 0:18:02.760 what do you think? Yeah, loves him. A perfect fit 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:07.120 for the first contest to have a villain, but he's 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:10.480 like next level disgusting pig from hell I gotta it 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:12.600 makes you wonder since there's always i mean for the 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:14.480 past x amount of season, its probably hasn't been this 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:18.360 all all the time, but since there's always always a current, Yeah, 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:20.520 how does it happen? Is it all in the screening 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:24.040 process or do you think it's as over as like 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:26.359 the producers being like, hey, this is a good angle 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:27.960 for you that you should play on the show, and 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:30.320 they're playing the part. I think that with him, they 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:32.960 knew exactly because he was saying he said because he 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:36.119 had so many racist tweets, and he was saying he 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:40.360 didn't apply to beyond. They found him, they approached him. 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:47.840 Oh idt dividle right is pretty I mean, I mean, yeah, 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:51.280 it's it's what's graight about the show? Is like, can 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:55.080 you watch Unreal as well? Okay, so they found him 0:18:55.119 --> 0:19:00.440 at the racist saloon, playing exactly he was he and songs. 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:04.119 Sorry am I mumbling through my white sheet? He was like, 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:07.040 we gotta get him corn paul Um. Okay. So my 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:11.400 favorite was the booger Roll conversation. Everyone has their own 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:15.440 weird little quirks, quarts, quirks, quarks, quirks, quirks go in 0:19:15.480 --> 0:19:19.399 a wine bottle. No, that's a cork. That watching like 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:23.479 three stooges. It was amazing. Almost had it, he said, no, quirks, 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:29.480 they're anatomical. I was like, you're still close. Close, get 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:31.479 out of there. Yeah. It was so funny, and they 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:35.760 were all they were all wrong the close. I just 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:37.760 wanted someone to like bust out laughing. I thought it 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:39.840 was like a running joke. And I was like, are 0:19:39.920 --> 0:19:41.560 they because you do have those moments in life where 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:45.600 you say word and you're like that doesn't right, and 0:19:45.680 --> 0:19:47.640 then jack Stone and Stone and so oh my god, 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:50.960 you can't even get the cork. He was like that, 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:53.320 they're like lawis a lawyer. That's the one thing about 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:56.480 most of the contestants, except for maybe like Caitlin. Yeah, 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:59.440 they can't laugh at them as they can't laugh. Yeah, 0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:04.000 also such serious guys like Caitlin was great, although I'm 0:20:04.080 --> 0:20:07.640 enjoying overall, I think Rachel is a great She's the best. 0:20:08.880 --> 0:20:12.119 Caitlin was great. I loved Caitlin. Okay, so then Rachel 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:15.080 pulls out Brian with the cheek implants. An Tonio Banderis, 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:17.840 who seems to be the front runner. She says, you're 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:20.720 so charming that it scares me. It scares me that 0:20:20.840 --> 0:20:23.400 it's too good to be true. And then he said, 0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:26.040 this is a fairy tale. And then he says, don't 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:29.520 let it scare you. It's real, real. She said, what 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:32.560 makes you weak? He said you you're my future. I'm 0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:35.199 all about you. And then he like tongue kissed her. Oh. 0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:40.119 He goes in for just the hardest, hardest approach. He licks, 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:48.320 He licks the lips before entering. His tongue kiss involves 0:20:48.800 --> 0:20:52.560 like a perimeter clean and then you could see him 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:56.240 like stretching out. It's a good method, though, you know, 0:20:56.440 --> 0:20:59.560 let's clean it off. Let's clean it off. I want 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:01.919 to see the care her right on him like before, 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:05.720 and he's like doing tongue exercise. He's like stretching out 0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:10.920 the tongue, stretch out his cheeks. He's like preparing for touchdowns. 0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:18.639 He's like a street cleaner. Bring it off. Stop. He 0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:20.520 couldn't stop being that guy. That's the thing to kind 0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:22.359 of explain about that moment, like, I want to come on, bro, 0:21:22.520 --> 0:21:24.600 this is your moment. Like no, she loves it, though 0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:27.560 she loves it, but he just he talks in absolutely 0:21:27.640 --> 0:21:29.520 unless he was like, this is a fairy tale, and 0:21:29.520 --> 0:21:32.080 then he's like, oh, I'm a princess. That would have 0:21:32.160 --> 0:21:39.360 been amazing. He's so serious. She loves She loves confidence, alpha, 0:21:39.560 --> 0:21:42.800 security of like I got him here for you. This 0:21:43.000 --> 0:21:45.520 is not this is my few you or my future. 0:21:45.640 --> 0:21:49.600 This is like that. She loves. On the boat push 0:21:49.680 --> 0:21:53.960 up contents, the most stressful boat ride I've ever witnessed. 0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:57.680 In my tone. This is the grot buddy who's like, 0:21:57.960 --> 0:22:03.679 I'm I'm the Champagne of the world. Crazy Muhammad, Oh 0:22:03.760 --> 0:22:07.040 my god, he's a lawyer. That was Josiah, who's got boots. 0:22:07.720 --> 0:22:11.280 That guy love that moment. I'm a hundred percent. And 0:22:11.320 --> 0:22:14.000 we're talking about before the show, previous seasons, the big 0:22:14.080 --> 0:22:17.119 word was like amazing. Everything's amazing. This season, it's a 0:22:17.240 --> 0:22:20.159 hundred or one percent. I'm taking I'm keeping it one 0:22:20.280 --> 0:22:28.200 hundred and disingenuous. Disingenuous like my name because my name 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:32.159 is in your I'm so obsessed with that. I'm so 0:22:32.520 --> 0:22:43.840 obsessed with it again because my name is love it. 0:22:45.160 --> 0:22:50.240 I love it. I'm gonna start didn't get my name 0:22:50.359 --> 0:22:55.280 in your mouth in auditions? My name. Six months later, 0:22:55.359 --> 0:22:57.280 he's still going to meet and he's like, remember when 0:22:57.359 --> 0:23:01.280 my name was in your Mouth's like, I'm a it's 0:23:01.400 --> 0:23:07.600 fangering Tom, it's fagery. That's a quote from the show, 0:23:07.680 --> 0:23:14.200 and it's not. No, she said. After the gross kiss, 0:23:14.240 --> 0:23:16.639 she was like he came in so hard and smothered her, 0:23:16.800 --> 0:23:18.000 and then she was like he was just like a 0:23:18.080 --> 0:23:22.399 breath of fresh air. I'm like, he loved it. Do 0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:25.840 you think his cheeks are fake? I think he has 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:32.960 implants like Madonna really would be bold in order to 0:23:33.080 --> 0:23:34.680 do that. In order to do that, you want to 0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:36.639 see the before and just see that, like he had 0:23:36.720 --> 0:23:40.760 no cheeks for some reason, like Katy, can you chiropractor 0:23:40.920 --> 0:23:48.040 cheecken plass? Okay, Okay, I accept your rose. Okay, here's so. 0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:51.600 Then so then nothing coming off on the radar. So 0:23:51.680 --> 0:23:54.600 then Lie says I get tickled when I smile, and 0:23:54.800 --> 0:23:58.160 angry men get angrier. And then Kenny says, I thought 0:23:58.200 --> 0:23:59.960 you were my friend. We don't need to keep talking. 0:24:00.040 --> 0:24:04.119 That is a Trump troll quote. I mean that's what 0:24:04.280 --> 0:24:08.680 they that's what they exist on. You see what's wrong? 0:24:10.280 --> 0:24:13.960 He is like a point your finger in the chest 0:24:14.040 --> 0:24:15.800 kind of what are you gonna do that? What are 0:24:15.840 --> 0:24:19.920 the guys was saying he is alternative facts like he is. Yeah, 0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:24.119