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Speaker 1: That is so good because everyone has these pubes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for Oscar. Now, they probably were aware of your

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Speaker 1: I just I just.

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Speaker 3: I think we're gonna have to pull that last five minutes. Okay,

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Speaker 3: let's just creat Jordan, if you could just mark that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just let's just ditch that whole stretch.

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Speaker 2: And we do, like you know, we have office hours.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, go ask him to be on office hours.

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Speaker 2: Do you think he'll say, yes, I just.

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Speaker 3: Want to watch you. We'll find out. Go ask him, though,

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Speaker 2: In a way. He wasn't here yet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but my essence is still in there. The stink

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Speaker 2: Well he hears the jock jam that compels him. And

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Speaker 1: All that's how it started that I was, Yes, I

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Speaker 8: Remember when freaking DeAndre Jordan and Damian Lillard were breaking

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Speaker 3: Jordan, let's ditch this whole stretch state farm stuff.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we got okay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what are some other podcasts Kevin that that are

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Speaker 3: what's missing in the marketplace?

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Speaker 2: Watch by the way, Yeah, I got one for Christmas?

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Speaker 9: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Huh?

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Speaker 2: Do you like it?

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Speaker 3: How's it? How's it working for you?

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Speaker 2: It's actually pretty nice?

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Speaker 6: I don't have the email setup, so like if the

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Speaker 6: don't get that notification yet? Sure, but it does tell

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Speaker 3: Whenever, and for everybody listening to the gate code is filled.

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Speaker 2: Down.

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Speaker 3: Why if you want to come by.

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Speaker 2: Take Kevin's Apple Watch?

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Speaker 1: Kevin, what happened to the nice watch that we got for.

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Speaker 2: I alold it. No, I alternate.

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Speaker 1: It does seem to tell you that you were working out.

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Speaker 2: It does seem like I should be wearing an apple

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Speaker 2: Watch before Chef Kevin is, and I am wearing one,

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Speaker 2: but not because of this, not because of this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? I don't have one.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I you know, all I've got on my

444
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: wrist is one of those bracelets that keeps bugs away.

445
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 2: But it really here's what it really is true is

446
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 2: I should be wearing two Apple Watches before Kevin has one,

447
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 2: and I should be wearing two of these braids. Yes,

448
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 2: I've got them on my ankles too, and I can

449
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 2: I can hear them moving to a different studio for

450
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 2: the way you were in across the hall, because I

451
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 2: think when you close the door, a lot of the

452
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 2: buzzs kind of got blown.

453
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Speaker 1: There was like Augusta VERI, Yeah.

454
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Speaker 6: What about like a travel podcast or you too, like

455
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 6: travel around just on Mondays, just on Mondays because.

456
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Speaker 1: I have to be here five days a week to

457
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 1: release the others.

458
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, so maybe Sunday night, you fly out record on

459
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 6: Mondays during the day and then fly back Monday night.

460
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 2: Okay, every Monday.

461
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 3: And is added within the Earwolf budget to fly me

462
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 3: in every week.

463
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Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll fly you in and then you guys will

464
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 6: fly out somewhere okay, and then you'll fly back to.

465
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 3: Well, why do I have to fly to Los Angeles first?

466
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 3: Why don't I just meet Sean where or we're going?

467
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 2: I just assumed you guys would like to fly together

468
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 2: and part of like recording stuff on the plane and

469
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 2: some of the bits there.

470
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you coming with it?

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00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 2: Do you want me to? I can? I'm available, Uh

472
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: huh okay, sure I will.

473
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 3: Okay, Like, let's let's run an episode of this. So

474
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 3: we're on the plane right now, right, we're on the plane.

475
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 10: That's the lads and general was your capital speaking. I'm

476
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 10: freaking gonna go up into the sky.

477
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Speaker 11: Tom, did you hear that he's gonna go up in

478
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 11: the sky?

479
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 3: Well, you're on this show. I thought you were just

480
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 3: holding the other you're holding the zoom recorder.

481
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 6: I'm like in the seat behind you, guys, Yeah, holding

482
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 6: the zoom recorder.

483
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 2: Huh. As you can hear Kevin is doing kind of

484
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 2: a character for this show. It's not his normal voice

485
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 2: at all.

486
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's hear a little bit more of that. Whatever

487
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 3: you were doing there. So me and Sean are in

488
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 3: I'm assuming it's it's business.

489
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 2: Class R Yeah, yeah, a minimum and there's a mic

490
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 2: poking through the curtain.

491
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: Every episode we talk about the different boarding groups. What's

492
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: a little these boarding groups? Now have we gone insane

493
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: with this? It's just okay. The first, you know, at

494
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: the beginning, all right, you got a wheelchair, okay, active

495
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: military service okay. But then we start to get into

496
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: so many specifics and you can just imagine some of

497
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: the ones I could make up.

498
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 2: And it's like group one. Oh great, then I'm gonna

499
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 2: be the first one. But now ahead of me there's

500
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: like Priority Blue Blue Cheese.

501
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, oh I got the Golden Diamond cheese group.

502
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: It's everything you can matge. Hey, is anybody here? Have

503
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: you ever worked at a bakery?

504
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 2: You know that? Oh?

505
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: Now you get to go on, I'm just going, what

506
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: job do I need to have had?

507
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 2: To get on the plane. Group one.

508
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Speaker 1: I thought this was the beginning. No, but it's nuts.

509
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 3: So yeah, because then we could do that. Should that

510
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 3: be the intro to every show where we do it

511
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 3: should be the bulk of it.

512
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and a lot of it should be you guys

513
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Speaker 2: pretending to be in the army, so you could stolen valor.

514
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 3: First, Yes, we just walk on.

515
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Speaker 2: That's me.

516
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 3: Anybody in the active service, they're here, simpify, and then

517
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 3: I just you march and if anybody questions you with

518
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 3: that with stolen valor, know what I do is I go, hey,

519
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 3: I'm a general. Are you a general? And then they're

520
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 3: like no, I'm not. I'm like yeah, then just go

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00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 3: back to your seat because I'm sitting down now, and

522
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 3: you salute me.

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00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: That's tough to come back. Yeah.

524
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did see me in your your unit because

525
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: it was the general at charge of the entire army.

526
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: I go, hey, I'm I'm a colonel and I'm about

527
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: to turn you into a pile of mustard with one punch.

528
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 3: So we're in the we're in the we're on the plane.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and then you're commenting on the people, maybe because

530
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 6: your business all the people walking.

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Speaker 3: Show don't you comment on it. We're doing the commenting.

532
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what were you going to say? In case

533
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: I'll use it?

534
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 6: Can you believe this person has two dogs with them?

535
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: All right?

536
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.

537
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Speaker 1: Okay, you believe this person has two dogs? They're both huge?

538
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Speaker 3: What else should I say? I'm kind of I'm kind

539
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 3: of coming out.

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Speaker 2: I can't just give one thing. Yeah that pain there's

541
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Speaker 2: two of.

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Speaker 3: Them, right?

543
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Speaker 11: A thing for me I didn't know. It's bring the

544
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Speaker 11: pet to hold on.

545
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 2: He's got to where they are. He's working it out.

546
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 11: I didn't know is bring your pet to work day?

547
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: Okay? They is not work, they're that at work.

548
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 11: That could be the conversation here for the work.

549
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 2: Okay, but then you're setting okay, give me, give me it.

550
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 3: Here we go, Oh you start, you start?

551
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: Can you believe this person has two dogs with them?

552
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:37,719
Speaker 1: You're huge?

553
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 3: What is this bring your pet to work day?

554
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 2: I see what you were saying. Where because the temptation

555
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 2: for you, I'm sure it is.

556
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: Going to be the correct Tom and say it's not

557
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: work when we're doing it to Kevin, of course, it's funny.

558
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 2: You got it wrong again, Tom, It does we could

559
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 2: risk Yeah, this whole thing kind of blowing.

560
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: You want me to take the whole first chunk?

561
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 3: I think actually you might have to do.

562
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 2: Let's swap you want that? Okay, Okay, we go sick sick.

563
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: I had a decent read on the first part.

564
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 3: But go ahead. Can you believe that people are bringing

565
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Speaker 3: two dogs on this plane and they're huge?

566
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just the way I was doing it was

567
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: so because it's it's it's like two parts, you know,

568
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: and it's that that pause in between the yeah, so okay, okay,

569
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: give it to me again.

570
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 3: Can you believe that these people are bringing two dogs?

571
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 2: These people are it's this guy? Was it guy?

572
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 3: Okay, it's one guy? Thank you? Was that the line, Kevin?

573
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Speaker 11: Can you believe this guy is bringing two dogs?

574
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, here we go.

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00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 2: Thanks that helps?

576
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 3: Can you believe this guy is bringing two dogs and

577
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 3: they're huge?

578
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 2: They're both and there we forgot?

579
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 3: Can you believe? Can you believe this guy is bringing

580
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 3: two dogs on the plane and they're both huge? Mm hmm?

581
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? What is this bring your pet to work day?

582
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 3: Hey? Stupid? Unless you are a fucking flight attendant or

583
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 3: in a pilot or you don't work or an air marshal,

584
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 3: you don't work.

585
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: Here, medic on plane, medic that's fair.

586
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,800
Speaker 3: Can you cut out the part where I call them stupid?

587
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 3: I feel bad?

588
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 2: Got it?

589
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 9: I can say you don't work here you're saying, because

590
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 9: it's a proverbial you, yes, okay, okay, what if what.

591
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 3: Do you want her to loop in me saying carn.

592
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, marked it?

593
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 3: Got it? Okay. So so where we fly into Uh.

594
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,439
Speaker 2: It's is a surprise every time.

595
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're both blindfolded.

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Speaker 6: Uh huh okay, it's amazing. You can tell the dogs.

597
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: Well, if you feel two dogs brush up against your

598
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 1: leg in the eye, yeah, that's true.

599
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 2: And the length of that, we can't have Kevin getting

600
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Speaker 2: the biggest laugh of sorry, the attire, she just exploded it.

601
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Speaker 4: Cut it. Yeah, I have a I actually have a

602
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 4: serious question, an engineer question. If Kevin is supposed to

603
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 4: be poking through the curtain, wouldn't the episode just be

604
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 4: arguing with people?

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Speaker 2: It should be Cavin can because we took all the

606
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Speaker 2: Oh shoot.

607
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 4: If Cavin is in the middle of the aisle and

608
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Speaker 4: like poking, like holding the zoom, don't you think the

609
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 4: episode would just be like people yelling at Cavin.

610
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: Sorry, maybe it should be Cavoc because there's there's the

611
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 1: there's like an agent and manager both Kavoc and I

612
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: feel like we could get some heat among the kind

613
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: of industry community if we say Kavin.

614
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 2: Yes, that that is so, his name is Kavic. Now

615
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 2: people arguing? So what you think happens in business class?

616
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 2: People can't be happy that the money has made them miserable,

617
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 2: and they're arguing all the time. No, it's very nice. Really,

618
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 2: everyone is very nice to each other.

619
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Speaker 1: Everyone's having fun because they know that they're only among

620
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: their peers.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen arguing business class entirely, but every I

622
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,399
Speaker 2: have seen so much people agreeing with each other.

623
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Speaker 1: Coach is a mad house. Everyone's trying to kill each other.

624
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: Sometimes there's like a premium economy class where people are

625
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: civil but furious. Yes, in business people are nice and

626
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: in first class everyone's having sex.

627
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: So what's the surprise destination?

628
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 3: Take off our blindfolds.

629
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen Ireland.

630
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen Ireland.

631
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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen Ireland.

632
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, how about we try this? Why don't you say uh?

633
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 3: Why don't you say uh? Let's just say like some

634
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 3: weird scary shit, because if you're on the plane scaring

635
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 3: everybody and then you then you say it's a it's

636
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 3: a you know what I mean, Like you make it

637
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 3: seem like it's gonna be scary, and then you say

638
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 3: it's we're recording the podcast on the on the plane.

639
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 2: Like the place we're going to is scary or the trip.

640
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 3: No, say something like all right, everybody, like get down,

641
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 3: get down.

642
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: Yeah that's cool.

643
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 6: So maybe you guys are you're doing a segment where

644
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 6: you're like you're going through people's suitcase or something, and

645
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 6: I'm in the background, like, get.

646
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 12: The fuck down everyone, Okay, I would say, if we

647
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 12: are really trying to scare everyone, the solution is not

648
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 12: to go really high pitched.

649
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 3: Although he seems scary, then like I could yeah something.

650
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 1: I guess he's you got a lot quieter than you

651
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: did the entire show and went a lot higher pitched.

652
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 2: So okay, I guess yes, let's play that out.

653
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: With yes' uninged.

654
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 2: With that same volume and and and register yeah, keep

655
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: that same energy.

656
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 11: Okay, everyone, get the fuck down.

657
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 13: I'm I'm flying the bland now.

658
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 2: Okay, this is my show.

659
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 3: Why don't you say this?

660
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 1: Say like, definitely hold it out to captain.

661
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 3: You say, like, I got this, and then everybody's scared.

662
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 3: It's a zoom recorder.

663
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's strapped to your chest.

664
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got this zoom recorder and it's strapped to

665
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Speaker 6: my chest.

666
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Speaker 3: Then it's blanking.

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Speaker 1: How about be like first, hold out your your hand

668
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: and it's tape duct taped to like what appears to

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Speaker 1: be a detonator button.

670
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 13: And you say, this is a dead man's trigger. If

671
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 13: I'm not holding down this button, it activates my device.

672
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 13: Anyone tries to shoot me, and I will immediately start

673
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Speaker 13: recording you.

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Speaker 2: On this zoom.

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Speaker 3: Recorder for for the latest episode of what should we

676
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 3: call the show? Oh I got one, go ahead, get

677
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 3: the fuck out of here? Nice, right, because everybody likes

678
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 3: curses entitled dude.

679
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 1: Yes, well that steps on a little bit the self

680
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Speaker 1: help thing that is coming up. Yes, I mean Kevin

681
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: was bringing up that's a chunk, and we can maybe

682
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: get in both people by being like, get the fuck

683
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: out of here. You're a bitch and badass, you cunt suck.

684
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 2: That's awesome.

685
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 1: How to not give a fuck about taking a shit

686
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 1: on your butt?

687
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Speaker 13: This is a dead man's trigger.

688
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 2: Okay, we're catching out.

689
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 13: If someone tries to shoot me, I'll let go and

690
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 13: I'll start recording you.

691
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 3: I'm just soon strapped to my chest.

692
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 2: Okay, we got that good. We had sort of moved

693
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 2: on from it. Yeah, yeah, it was a while ago. Okay,

694
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Speaker 2: so they're going to Ireland. Interesting first choice? What do you

695
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Speaker 2: have planned?

696
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 1: Piss on the Blarney stone?

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Speaker 2: Is that what you want? Oh? Yeah, oh, I thought

698
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 2: you said piss the blarney stone. That's good. Could be

699
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 2: a lot of I thought you said stuff.

700
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Speaker 1: Yeah, is that?

701
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 2: What?

702
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 3: Can you line up?

703
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: Like?

704
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 3: Any interviews? Like cool interviews with anybody while we're there.

705
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 2: Ned Divine. Sure we'll interview Ned. We get the match

706
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 2: maker and the matchmaker.

707
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: Mad?

708
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 2: Can we get the Englishman who came up, went up

709
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 2: a hill and came.

710
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: Down the mountain?

711
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 2: Taping Ned Divine. The title of this episode certainly cole Mini. Yeah, guy,

712
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 2: get cole Mini. Don't you don't know who that is? No,

713
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 2: I shouldn't. Cole Miani. Yes, but I'm part of it,

714
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 2: you know.

715
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: Part of it.

716
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 3: Let's go back to you on the plane. Okay, I'm

717
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 3: gonna I'm gonna just say just you do what I say. Great,

718
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 3: all right, everybody get the fuck down, all right, everybody,

719
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 3: get the fucked out the gate number. The gate code

720
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 3: is four.

721
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 12: I'm not gonna hit the gate code three four seven

722
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 12: three five pound.

723
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 3: Come on, wow, Kevin.

724
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 2: If you give people the wrong gate code, then there's

725
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 2: going to be a backup of cars into the street

726
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 2: and people are going to their cars are going to

727
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 2: be hit by our coming cars. It's really dangerous to

728
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 2: give people the wrong gate code. We need to give

729
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 2: people the correct gate code on this podcast.

730
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 3: Yes car accident Oscar Show.

731
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah.

732
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 1: If a car accident happens, then Oscar has to talk

733
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Speaker 1: to Kevin.

734
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, you know, actually who I think this like.

735
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys got as good a

736
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 2: look at him as I did, but I'm pretty sure

737
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 2: that's the robot, and sure.

738
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 3: It's agent, so it's not a state farm.

739
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 2: I think he sends the robot, Oh.

740
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for your automobile. He said him to

741
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: do podcast records. He does want to do this shit.

742
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, seven said the cry gadur it ag robot.

743
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: What show was it that is recording with him in there?

744
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 1: That got the Primo studio, that doesn't have a team

745
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: of like fifteen people in the command center, like moving

746
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: around and trading headphones.

747
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,240
Speaker 2: It's really great to have this giant room of people

748
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 2: all facing the other direction while you do a podcast. Yeah,

749
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 2: what exactly this guy I barely recognize?

750
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, mister thumbs up man, who's like Colin's son.

751
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 2: They came in together.

752
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 3: Now, what show is that over there?

753
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,439
Speaker 2: What's that? Kevin History of the she Equel? It's Aaron

754
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 2: Gibson's Stitch your premium show. Okay, but it seems like

755
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 2: something Tom should be doing. Yeah, you wanna do that?

756
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 6: She and she has a co host who's a teenage girl,

757
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 6: and they talk about influential feminists.

758
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 2: But that's not the show with Oscar? What's the show

759
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 2: with Oscar stars?

760
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: And you're our normal voyage to the stars?

761
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 3: What is that?

762
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 2: It's like a sci fi show that Devin.

763
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: Works Shitting me, let's do a sci fi that's the

764
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: pitch to doing a sci fi show that Devon works on.

765
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 2: That's what you say, is to me, Devon's working on it.

766
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 3: I check it out.

767
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 6: So maybe sci fi, Like the plane turns into a

768
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Speaker 6: spaceship or something.

769
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: It's a Mission to six rip off people.

770
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Speaker 6: That has been a comment people have made.

771
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 2: I disagree. Well, does Devin work on that show? I

772
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 2: don't think so. I don't think so.

773
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go right there, all right, everybody? All right, everybody?

774
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Speaker 3: When I press this button, well.

775
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 6: I press this button, this.

776
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 3: Plane is turning into a spaceship. This plane is turned

777
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,720
Speaker 3: into a spaceship. Makes some space sounds.

778
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 2: I wish we had Devin.

779
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: He that he does this stuff.

780
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, can you get Kevin from the office

781
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 3: in here? Is he in the building?

782
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 1: Hi?

783
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 2: Everyone?

784
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 3: What's that? What are you? What's that supposed to be?

785
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 11: I'm on the plane too.

786
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 2: It like makes my stomach hurt.

787
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 3: That really? That was like, like, seriously, all all joking

788
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 3: aside for all of this, like literally all of it.

789
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 3: I'm putting on to the side right now. This is

790
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 3: me just talking to you as like a human.

791
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: Here we have to say, all joking a salad to

792
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: push the shirts the company being making shirts.

793
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,720
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, seriously, all joking a salad.

794
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know it doesn't seem like it

795
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: would be a thing, but it's one of the main things.

796
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Kevin, Seriously, all joking a salad.

797
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 2: And it's like also saying like we basically have never

798
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 2: topped that. Yeah that that Yes, nothing we've said, like,

799
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Speaker 2: I mean, one or two things we've said have been

800
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 2: better than all joking A salad shirts they wouldn't fit

801
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 2: on the shot. We gotta do shirts with you. We

802
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 2: have shirts with me. We have to we have to

803
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 2: do shirts with you.

804
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 10: Sure?

805
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 3: Sure that sounds like a I'd really like to give

806
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 3: no money?

807
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 2: That was the no you get a cut of it?

808
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 3: Oh a cut?

809
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 4: Oh really?

810
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 3: I get a cut of a shirt with my face

811
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,240
Speaker 3: on it? Are you sure?

812
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 2: What was the thing you want to do?

813
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,439
Speaker 1: After stitcher gets their taste you, we let you wet

814
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: your beak in the aftermath of this whole thing, folding up.

815
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 2: The little the little backwash at the bottom of the

816
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 2: weird mug.

817
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 3: So I get that?

818
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 11: Huh?

819
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 3: Can I get a free shirt too? Can I get one?

820
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 2: I'll try.

821
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 1: Break is like a bunch of it goes to studio costs,

822
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: the mics, Yeah, the mics, all the equipment. All Rich

823
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: gets like eighty to ninety and then and I think

824
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,479
Speaker 1: we get we get a dime and so I guess

825
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,720
Speaker 1: you would get ten percent of would be a penny?

826
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 3: Are they leasing the equipment, Like they should just understand

827
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 3: you can buy things outright if you plan on being

828
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,280
Speaker 3: not the model.

829
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 2: That's nothing. I've seen the business plan enough.

830
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they go to like what is that place?

831
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 3: Eron's Like, all this stuff is from Erin's.

832
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, the cops, the table, the microphone.

833
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 3: Sure, the table. You know how I feel about this table?

834
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 2: What was the thing you wanted to say to Kevin?

835
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 3: That spression was? Truly that's just bad. That's just like

836
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 3: that's if you're if you're trying to like rehab your

837
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,959
Speaker 3: image at this point because your stock is at.

838
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 1: An all time low, okay and crashing.

839
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 2: You're not gonna It's like businessmen are looking at the

840
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 2: little like strip of paper coming out of a machine

841
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 2: and they're throwing themselves out a closed window.

842
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. That impression. Just do it again.

843
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 3: Do it again. I want to hear it again, and

844
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 3: then I'll give you tips off of the impression. Hi, everyone,

845
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 3: it's me Kevin. I'm on the plane too. Look at you.

846
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 11: It was in the bathroom, remember from the office hours.

847
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah I don't, but yeah, it was.

848
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 2: A talking toilet. It was like the toilet I think

849
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 2: at the office. That's right, that's right, telling stories of

850
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 2: like what it's seen.

851
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 3: But that's what you hear when you hear Kevin on

852
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 3: the office talk, it sounds like you just sounds like

853
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 3: you talking in like a stunted way.

854
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 1: Hi everyone, this is sounding like the talk boy to commercial.

855
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, O, kids, we're home early.

856
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 3: Like kids, we're home early.

857
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: Stop drooling on me. So we got the sci fi podcast?

858
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 3: And where we're going?

859
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 2: So are we on the spaceship? We're in this space

860
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 2: ship to Ireland.

861
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 6: Spaceship to Ireland and we land there.

862
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're on a spaceship, but we're just going

863
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 3: somewhere that a plane would get us.

864
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 1: Hey, it really is sci fi if you go to Ireland,

865
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: Little green men all over the blaze. Oh yeah, it's.

866
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: A little plan.

867
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 3: Take us to a plant planet one sex.

868
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 2: We're on.

869
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: We're one way trip to bar Gone six. That's a

870
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: really racist planet. What a weird one to pick.

871
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 2: That's the plant where everyone is racist. Would we ever

872
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 2: be doing a one way trip? Maybe Tim Allen's there, Yeah, Okay,

873
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,240
Speaker 2: we're not trying to like wall people off, sure from

874
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 2: from doing the show. Okay, So it's a one way ticket.

875
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 2: So now you're there forever. Okay, there's a lot to

876
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 2: do here.

877
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 3: So the three of us are are stranded on blar

878
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 3: Gone six forever.

879
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 2: And this was also, by the way, they're supposed to

880
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 2: be Monday.

881
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: This is just for Monday. You have to get back.

882
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 3: And do Hollywood Handbook. Yeah, the main show on Flagship,

883
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 3: then the pro the Prover, then thet.

884
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 2: You just got one way ticket to blarg one six.

885
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: Unless we got to do two live streams for the

886
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: Flagrant Ones only podcast. And they've been asking me to

887
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: do another season of Masterclass, so keep getting tweeted at.

888
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 3: I got it.

889
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 2: Not no, it's it was mentioned by some employees.

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Speaker 1: Well but yeah, I just don't know when I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do it if I'm stuck on blarc on six every Monday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so so, uh so we're stuck on blog on six.

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Speaker 3: Right to do an impression of like the mayor of

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Speaker 3: the city, we're in.

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Speaker 1: Good I that's and now Kevin has two of the

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Speaker 1: loudest last of the ems, but those are like that

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Speaker 1: one was more yeah, right.

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Speaker 3: That's kind of what the last Blindfold.

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Speaker 2: One was like, that's clever.

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Speaker 1: This one is more like, oh MG, this guy is trying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, looks like tri month didn't end. Did you ever

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Speaker 2: see when people say that?

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Speaker 3: Did I see when people say what?

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Speaker 2: Did you ever see when people say yeah? Did you

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Speaker 2: ever see that when people say that, Wow, it looks

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Speaker 2: like try try month is try year.

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Speaker 14: When people said that, Bye, Hollywood Handbook, I'm a horny

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Speaker 14: girl wolf.

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