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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to team up with

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Speaker 1: the plastic surgeons of America to get rid of wrinkles forever. Wow,

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Speaker 1: how do you do that? Start him young with baby botox.

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Speaker 1: No more laughlines or furrowed brows when they're angry. Now

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Speaker 1: you can say, my baby's happy. You just can't tell

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Speaker 1: too happy. With laser stories. Imagine it. Just Killey also

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Speaker 1: gives you sprinkles. Read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

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Speaker 1: and those are their cocon mel and cuties. Just those

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Speaker 1: first laser stories out of Indiana. Two days ago, a

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Speaker 1: thirty nine year old man named Bo Burchell was sitting

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Speaker 1: in his car when he saw a delivery truck full

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Speaker 1: of beer and liquor pull up right by where he

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Speaker 1: was part He thought to himself something along the lines

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Speaker 1: of if I stole that, I could open up my

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Speaker 1: own liquor store and sell off all of that booze

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Speaker 1: to pay off my drug debts. I'm gonna say, good thing,

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Speaker 1: he's not an attic. Oh wait, the drug debts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that line of thinking made sense to him, so

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Speaker 1: he did it. Bo successfully stole that truck along with

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Speaker 1: a skid steerloader, and spent hours dismantling the security systems

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Speaker 1: and GPS devices on both. Nobody. I always feel like

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Speaker 1: you could do that. You could really do anything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: somebody else. Yeah. Unfortunately you'd also have to hide the

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Speaker 1: vehicles from being spotted, and Bow was not able to

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Speaker 1: do that. A pretty big jeff. Police found the delivery

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Speaker 1: truck in a field behind a club, and Bow was

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Speaker 1: discovered hiding underneath a nearby bush and was promptly arrested

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Speaker 1: literally just pulling it up behind a club as if

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Speaker 1: it was a food truck. That was his plan. Seems

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Speaker 1: like a pretty smart business decision. You may, I probably

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Speaker 1: had there. I always leave the club. I've always wanted

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Speaker 1: another dret you off. He hadn't gotten around to selling

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Speaker 1: the alcohol for the drugs part yet, so luckily everything

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Speaker 1: was still inside. He was then booked on several preliminary

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Speaker 1: felony theft charges and told officers he's really mad at

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Speaker 1: the voice in his head that made him do it.

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Speaker 1: That's it. If anyone should go to jail, it's that voice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: anything to do with me. This next laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of the open roads. If you're looking for a

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Speaker 1: fun road trip in the next few months. A new

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Speaker 1: attraction just opened in the small town of Williams, Arizona,

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Speaker 1: on Route sixty six. I love a good small town visit.

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Speaker 1: What do we got, Jess? Most people who visit are

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Speaker 1: already on their way to Grand Canyon, and we know

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Speaker 1: that already this summer, this attraction is going to be

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Speaker 1: packed because who wouldn't want to visit the world's largest

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Speaker 1: poop museum? My kids? My kids would love it. It's

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Speaker 1: so amaz. It's not just any poop. It's specifically fossilized

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Speaker 1: dinosaur poop. Big poop that's different. Can you imagine the

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Speaker 1: size of piles from like I don't. You don't have

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Speaker 1: to imagine. You can go there, actually see it because

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Speaker 1: they have over eight thousand pieces in their collection, including

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Speaker 1: the largest t rex turd ever found, largest prehistoric corn

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Speaker 1: kernel everything. Beast your eyes on that two foot long guys. Really, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm fascinating. Just to stand next suit humans profile, picture

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Speaker 1: of being heard a big turn in like a museum.

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Speaker 1: The good news is the museum is free, so if

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Speaker 1: you're passing through, won't cost you anything. Just getting a

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Speaker 1: picture in front is reason enough to stop because it's

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Speaker 1: got the perfect name. The guy who opened it named

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Speaker 1: it the Poosium. It's going to be Tosaurus. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tourists pull over to use the bathroom there on the way.

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Speaker 1: Then his next laser stories out of Chicago. Americans can

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Speaker 1: turn literally anything into an alcoholic beverage. Here's a proof,

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Speaker 1: because the hot new drink for summer is a shot

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Speaker 1: with a dead cicada in it. Is this kind of

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Speaker 1: like when you get the tequila with a worm in

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Speaker 1: it like that, but cicada's you know, they came out recently.

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Speaker 1: You can see what it looks like on our Insta

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Speaker 1: stories at Brook and Jeffrey. But a place called Noon

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Speaker 1: Whistle Brewing is serving cicada in few shots of Chicago's

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Speaker 1: famous malort a wormwood liqueur that's been compared to citrus

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Speaker 1: flavored gasoline hasty. All of that sounded so delicious to me,

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Speaker 1: and that's before you even add the cicada to it.

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Speaker 1: They claim the natural flavor of the bug adds a lot,

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Speaker 1: and that it's reminiscent of succulent lobster swimming in gas

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Speaker 1: wo But everyone could think of the one friend they'd

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Speaker 1: go out with it would actually take this. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's awesome, it's so good above it. The Cicada shots

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Speaker 1: sell for five dollars each, but if you really want one,

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Speaker 1: they're easy enough to make it home. Someone posted a

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Speaker 1: YouTube video this weekend of people drinking them at a tailgate. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's sun like jungle juice, but more jungly. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: Melazer story is out of kids. Corners. Don't get on

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Speaker 1: your Alexa's bad side, because she's apparently got a lot

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Speaker 1: of poll with your children. Really. I say that because

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Speaker 1: a new joint study by researchers in Sweden, Germany and

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Speaker 1: Australia found little kids trust robots more than adults. Now

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Speaker 1: they had kids age three to six watch videos of

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Speaker 1: robots and humans labeling different objects and sometimes mislabeling them,

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Speaker 1: and in the end, the kids were more likely to

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Speaker 1: who were the liars. I mean, who is doing it wrong? Though?

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Speaker 1: Like were they right? They would both they would both

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Speaker 1: be wrong and both be right. You're justcarning who would

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Speaker 1: the kids trust more? God? Kids were also more forgiving

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Speaker 1: of robots when they found out they'd labeled something wrong

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Speaker 1: and more likely to think the humans were doing it

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Speaker 1: on purpose, because when my kids Alexa get something wrong,

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Speaker 1: there is some anger that come to that child's mouth. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Researchers also ask them who they prefer to learn from

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Speaker 1: and share their secrets with. Most of the kids said

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Speaker 1: robots for both. That's not a good sign. Do you

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Speaker 1: feel that if you put your kid in this study

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Speaker 1: and then that's the result. They wait a minute, See

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Speaker 1: some of the older children more likely to trust humans

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Speaker 1: once the robots were shown to be unreliable. But they

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Speaker 1: found that your toddler probably thinks that robots never lie,

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Speaker 1: or at least not as much as you do. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that is they used to think that adults never lied.

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Speaker 1: So we've changed from their kids are getting too smart.

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Speaker 1: Now we should actually do our own study. Who would

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Speaker 1: you try, t ust more Brook or a turtle. We

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Speaker 1: just need to rustle up twelve children, head under the

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Speaker 1: local elementary school and ask to borrow a dozen kids

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Speaker 1: for an experiment. We'll have them back by lunch, we swear.

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Speaker 1: And that's how means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 1: on Friday. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,