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Speaker 1: And my mama told me the podcast where we dive

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope they feel good about it. I went back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're we're gonna do another another motherfucking regular episode.

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Speaker 1: D I know, we've had a lot of star studied guests.

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Speaker 2: No, this is it's lasting so long. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 7: That that voicemail intro is disgusting. And y'all wonder why

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Speaker 1: Hilarious. Is a dangerous direction you're taking in this trump

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Speaker 1: Right? Man, I'm not I'm not taking my foot off

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Speaker 7: There we go. Taizonde did more interviews. Apparently romans nonverbal

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Speaker 7: want better. Y'all are good? And Langston, what are the nunchucks?

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Speaker 1: Mm hm hm hmm. This man is a liar. This

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Speaker 2: Look man, we said it before, we'll say it again.

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Speaker 1: It was a media trick. Neither one of us has

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Speaker 2: It'd be crazy, because I actually think it'd be cool

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're now we're eating What was that going to

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Speaker 1: You know what else is fun to do? And I

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean by Fats Tuesday. I don't

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Speaker 1: Like I think to the net, to the whole thing

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Speaker 2: No, it's it's been it's been reduced to not fitting

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Speaker 1: I think we should take a break after each voicemail.

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Speaker 1: And then that way we've satisfied all of our many

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Speaker 1: we'll be back and I am a very bad good

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Speaker 1: it's still good. Do you think you're a great good guy? No,

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00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm a good guy. Damn. I don't

435
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: know why. That just it like got cold in here.

436
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: You looked inside of me.

437
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:38,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm a I think I possess qualities

438
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,640
Speaker 2: of a good person, and I think that I strive

439
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 2: most days to put out goodness in the world, or

440
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 2: at least keep people at a calm neutral.

441
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: But I don't know that that every I think it's

442
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: it becomes dangerous to put good and bad on like

443
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 1: some binary of what people. I think. I'm like just

444
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 1: a dude. You think you're not neutral, or you think

445
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: you're not positive or negative. I think I have a

446
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: want to be net positive, I think via but via actions,

447
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 1: I hope net positive.

448
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 2: I I I'm not sure, but I hope. Where do

449
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: you think you said? Are you a good person.

450
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 1: More than I'm a bad person? Yeah? I think the

451
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: positive even when it comes down to actions and thoughts

452
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: like and and things like that. I think that the

453
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 1: positives outwigh the negatives.

454
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 2: If we're talking about thoughts, though, I think you don't

455
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 2: get to escape that.

456
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,199
Speaker 1: Oh that might be bad. That's what I mean. I

457
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 1: have to filter a lot of things to get to

458
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:41,479
Speaker 1: the good of it. Yeah, I think that's where I

459
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: factor in, like the lived part of it. It's not just.

460
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 2: What you you know what I mean, Like I'm holding doors,

461
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 2: I'm saying please and thank you as much as I can.

462
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 1: I am. I am acknowledging the life around me as

463
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 1: actively as I can to like communicate not just with

464
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: the people next to me, but the people globally that

465
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 1: that are experiencing human tragedy. Like all of those things

466
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: matter to me.

467
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, But then I also think some vile, really rotten

468
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 2: things about all kinds of stuff that I get.

469
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: That, but I think the output is kind of ultimately

470
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: what I mean, that's obviously you're cross to bear. But

471
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: like a lot of people think a lot of terrible

472
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: things and put that out I think that the fact

473
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: of you not putting that out there and identifying it

474
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 1: is filth already sort of puts you in the better

475
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 1: than not camp. Yeah, that's why I think it category,

476
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,959
Speaker 1: or rather why I think it's dangerous to make it

477
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 1: just this weird binary and so I think at the

478
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 1: end of the day, good bad, Like I don't know,

479
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: I bet there.

480
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 2: It's the reason this Pope shit is so exhausting to

481
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 2: me is like the I was listening to a podcast

482
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 2: where like the journalists saw the the fucking white smoke

483
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 2: go up in the air and like or black smoke,

484
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 2: I don't remember which one it is, but but the

485
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: smoke went up in the air and like was running

486
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 2: and you could hear him in his voice.

487
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 1: There's smoke. There's smoke. I gotta get there. And they're

488
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 1: like running to meet the new man who is meant

489
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: to be the god above other men. And that feels crazy.

490
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 1: We're talking about a virgin from Chicago. That's not a

491
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 1: you guys don't really do that over there. That's not anything.

492
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: That's not really a Chicago ass tree. Now, from what

493
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 1: I understand about, made dick shaped food a signature you're

494
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: gonna get some. Yeah, if there's one thing they're going

495
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: to do in Chicago, it's fight a way to get warm.

496
00:27:48,119 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: Who hey, Dick to freeze bottoms. No, you see sweet

497
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: at the leather. It's such a level of thing. You

498
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: don't even need bottoms for this bottom. That's the craziest person.

499
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 1: But just like numbers wise, if you think about the

500
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: number of pellies in Chicago that's happened, it's definitely happened.

501
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: Somebody's fucked you with the pelly with no bottoms on. God,

502
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: it's crazy, though. You really gotta you know, because this

503
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 2: is how it happens. It's not what the what you

504
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 2: the listener at home, viewer at home is imagining is

505
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 2: that this person somehow took all their clothes off and

506
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 2: put the pelly back on as like a show of

507
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 2: who they are. But that's how they That's not it.

508
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 2: That's not how it happens in real life. I guess

509
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 2: that's the movie silly version, right, that's what David, Yeah,

510
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 2: I'm saying at the real way that it happens is

511
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 2: you fuck a lady in the bathroom and then you

512
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 2: gotta take your pants off all the way and now

513
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I don't know why, but for

514
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 2: some reason, the pants come off all the way and

515
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 2: now suddenly you're fucking a lady. But you didn't take

516
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 2: the pelly off because that's not the priority a T.

517
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: Shirt and nobody. Yeah, maybe that's still bad. It's still

518
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: bad as that to me was more egregious than maybe

519
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: with the because if you just put it back on,

520
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: that's a flex. It's an insane flex. But it's so

521
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: funny because I think about it, if I hand, I

522
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: think about it as a really skinny guy.

523
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always a really skinny, really skinny guy in

524
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 2: not taking his pelly off.

525
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's too much. I can't fucking this pelly

526
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: all explode.

527
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: No, this is like a little little Timothy shallow May

528
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 2: in a pelly Yo.

529
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: He seems like he would pull up in a pelly

530
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: like that doesn't even seem outside of his wheelho. Nah.

531
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 2: He makes me a little uncomfortable with that, but yeah, no,

532
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,959
Speaker 2: I don't disagree with his dress, just sort of this

533
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: I never trust and this is maybe my own insecurity.

534
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: I have a hard time trusting white guy with a

535
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 2: little too much swag in New York being the justification, Oh,

536
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 2: I think whenever it's like, oh, I'm just from the

537
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: city and therefore have had access to all of this

538
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 2: growing up. It kind of makes me go. Yeah, but

539
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 2: you still chose that.

540
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: Because also, even within a city, your world is still

541
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,239
Speaker 1: fairly small. Right, Your community didn't do that, right, right,

542
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: You chose what that was for you, and that feels intentional,

543
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: especially when like your community doesn't reflect that same aesthetic. Yeah,

544
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: because your friends aren't necessarily that. Who knows me, I

545
00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: don't know about that little guy seems stumming around in

546
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: big as booties and yeah, I think good good. Uh,

547
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: we got one last voicemail.

548
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got one more voicemail. It's a it's a

549
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 2: long motherfucker. So let's see how this goes.

550
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 3: Hey David, Hey Langston, this is Devon calling out of Brooklyn.

551
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 3: First off, just want to say thanks a lot for

552
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 3: the podcast. Listen every day y'all fucking stupid, But uh,

553
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 3: you got a little mama calling out of Brooklyn named Davon.

554
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 3: I really just wanted to talk about this new trend

555
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 3: of straight dudes that don't like women.

556
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, brother, that is not new all this time. Most

557
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,239
Speaker 1: of the straight man I've known my whole life.

558
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not some new ship all with all of

559
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 2: that heart.

560
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a very odd way to move through

561
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: the world. Whatever. Here we are the fuck.

562
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 3: Is going on as two heterosexual men. That sounds like

563
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 3: y'all like y'all women. Yeah, and me as a gay

564
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 3: man who has slept with a lot of straight men.

565
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: Congratulations.

566
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 3: Boy, tell me y'all heterosexuals really don't like each other.

567
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 3: And I don't like.

568
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: This is a little bit of where I start to go.

569
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 2: I guess I get a little confused. He said he's

570
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 2: a homosexual gentleman, proud of you, uh, who has slept

571
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 2: with a lot of heterosexual men. Yes, straight man is

572
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 2: how he's describing them.

573
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: And I guess it is about how you identify right

574
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,479
Speaker 1: that if you identify as a straight person, then that

575
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: is your who you are in essence. But is there

576
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: any that we don't put an asterisk on that straight?

577
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: If you? I think what he means is he he's

578
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: fucked a lot of dudes who probably have families and

579
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: girlfriends who also don't identify. Because I've known gay guys

580
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: like that where they're like, i'd be knocking these straight

581
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: dudes down. Yeah, I think that's like a a pretty common.

582
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying, is is it's only straight

583
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 2: because that is how they're saying they are not because like,

584
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 2: we don't just change, We don't get to be like,

585
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 2: hey man, you gay.

586
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I think I think for a

587
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: buy or something, we don't just get to qualify. I

588
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: think we can do that, but I think these people

589
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: are people that you would never know. Yeah. So it's like,

590
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: so he's saying, how who they are in their world?

591
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: Is I think who they are? Yeah? I think that's

592
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: I think that's more.

593
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 5: What it means.

594
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 2: I think that makes sense and that I guess maybe

595
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 2: is what the answer to that that concern would be

596
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 2: when we are asking people to identify themselves.

597
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does seem like a lonely pursuit to be

598
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: a gay guy who mostly has sex with straight guys.

599
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,479
Speaker 1: If it seems like it would ultimately lead you feeling

600
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: more alienated. It also feel, I don't know, we gotta

601
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: get a gay guy on you ask him. It feels

602
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: scarier to me too. It feels like it it probably

603
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: lends itself to more violence because of straight men wanting

604
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: to protect ego. Yeah, inside of whatever that is, I've

605
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: also heard a lot of my like gay dudes that

606
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: I've met, they always talk about and they always talk

607
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: about you can't group anybody. But I've know a lot

608
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: of gay guys who said that, like their first kind

609
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: of whatever in high school was always guys like that,

610
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: whoa like straight guys you don't want to tell nobody

611
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: or whatever.

612
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 5: Crazy.

613
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: I learned a lot today and I'm happy to have

614
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: learned it. This. I had some growing to do, and

615
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: I grew and that's important. Let's continue.

616
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 3: Don't understand why y'all keep getting together, like get together,

617
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 3: have kids, be miserable around one another, Like it's blowing

618
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 3: my gay eyes, Like I don't really like, bro, you

619
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 3: don't have to get married to or be like I

620
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 3: don't know, man, it's just it's just like, yeah, I

621
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 3: got other options. This porn just jack off, Like stop.

622
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: Trying to That's where I'm gonna stop it. This feels personal, bro,

623
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: It's starting to feel like maybe you got scorn and

624
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: that sucks and I'm sorry for you and ship like that.

625
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: But I don't know, man, there's like I know, also,

626
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: I've also known women in my life who don't seem

627
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: to particularly like men at all, Yes, still end up

628
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: being with me, you know, I think it's just like

629
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: our plight. Man, there's just like and I can't speak

630
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: to the non binary stuff, so I don't. I don't

631
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: know too much. But as far as like sort of

632
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: like system, yeah, I know. I've definitely known women who

633
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, I don't I don't like anything they

634
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: got going on. Yeah, no, I I think I think

635
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways.

636
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 2: Uh what What what is being analyzed is the ship

637
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 2: framework of our culture, where like we've created systems where

638
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 2: we are meant to pursue lifelong companion and ship with

639
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 2: people when that's not really how you envision your life

640
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: going and therefore can't even stand the idea of spending

641
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,479
Speaker 2: that much time with any person, much less the ones

642
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 2: you're attracted to, you know.

643
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 1: What I mean, where you're just like, no, fucking I

644
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: just want to be alone. I just don't want that,

645
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: but I know I'm supposed to, so I commit to it.

646
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 1: And here I am like, I think there's a level

647
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: of like just general disgust we all have for each other,

648
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: and unfortunately, men have been empowered the most and therefore

649
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 1: are the most like glaring examples of being just malicious

650
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 1: towards the people we didn't really like in the first place. Yeah,

651
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: you do worry about that isolation though, it's like, will

652
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: we get anything done if we all retreat within ourselves? Yeah,

653
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: I think it's scary.

654
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 2: Shit, I think there's a reason we have an instinct

655
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 2: to procreate.

656
00:36:55,800 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean to this though, it does

657
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: feel like he got he got burned recently a little bit, right, Oh,

658
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 1: I mean, oh yeah, he not drunk. Yeah, it feels

659
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: like and I'm sorry, you know what that guy he

660
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: lives in Bushwick. Yeah, he's an asshole. And he's an asshole.

661
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: And you know what his podcast because I think he

662
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: was a guy who has a podcast. Oh nice? Yeah,

663
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: yeah no. And also, jacking off doesn't make up for pussy. Guys,

664
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: we all know that's that's that's you know that you're

665
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: being crazy. You know that we all know masturbation isn't

666
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: the real regardless of what you identify as skinned, the

667
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: skin is skinned to skin.

668
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 2: I say pussy, but I'm it's the royal pussy whatever

669
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 2: you like that pussy's capitalized.

670
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: It's whatever you're into, it's our pussy puss, all right,

671
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:54,959
Speaker 1: get live.

672
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 3: Like, straight dudes really don't be liking these women, like

673
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 3: they don't like it really sounds like they want to

674
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 3: be with dudes sometimes to me, to me personally and

675
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 3: listening to straight dudes, and as a gay man that

676
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 3: I like dudes, So I literally watch dudes like a

677
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 3: good majority of my life. In my life, I'm looking

678
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 3: at dudes probably the way most straight men look at

679
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 3: women like I'm all the time. I'm not like jumping

680
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 3: on them and pouncing on him like niggas on the

681
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 3: street be doing. Because I am respectable and I don't

682
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 3: want to get into fights. But straight dudes and straight

683
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 3: women really be acting weird nowadays. Well.

684
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of one of the things I think it

685
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 2: is worth pointing out for this person is that is

686
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 2: that that fear of getting in a fight is very

687
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 2: different for a gay man than.

688
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: It is for a straight man. Yeah, And I think

689
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 1: that's in part the reason why straight men are as

690
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: reckless with not liking women and mistreating women the way

691
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: that he's describing, Oh, because there's not the backlash what

692
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: you're gonna do? Beat my ass? And the fact that

693
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of you means that I then feel

694
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: this dominance over you, and it creates all these moments

695
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 1: for me to do some fuck shit that otherwise if

696
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: it were like me squaring off against a man my size,

697
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: we'll be a little more careful with the way I

698
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: speak to them. That's true, that's fair. There is like

699
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: that's fucked up. That's not me you're saying. It's also

700
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: like there is I've known dudes like that. I like.

701
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: I think when you think about it, you can think

702
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: of dudes who come to your mind immediately where you're like,

703
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: it's always kind of jarring for me. And maybe that's

704
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: because I like women or whatever. It's always kind of

705
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: jarring when it's like you're like, oh, you don't, You're like,

706
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,280
Speaker 1: you're not like glad they're around.

707
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 5: Like.

708
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 2: I also think that's why they picked these you know,

709
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 2: these big old, fucking giant men will pick these teeny

710
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 2: tiny little ladies. There's no chance I lose to this fight.

711
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 2: It's not even This is a teeny tiny person that

712
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 2: I will protect, and if they don't want my protection,

713
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,399
Speaker 2: I'll mush them.

714
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: Like I think it truly is that. I don't know

715
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 1: if I go with that. I don't know if I think.

716
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 2: I don't think it's I don't think it's as active

717
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 2: like front of brain thinking, but I do think it's

718
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: some animal brain shit where you're like, I am protector

719
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 2: and I should protect the smallest of the herd type shit.

720
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 2: And then I think that can morph evolve into something

721
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 2: else for people.

722
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: I think it's more bullshit beauty standards than it is

723
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,439
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean.

724
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 2: I think the beauty standards are rooted out of something animal.

725
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 1: But like, so there's so like to that thinking. Then

726
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: there's like a size of women where he's like, I

727
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: don't want to be with her because she don't need

728
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: my protection. I don't think if you're that kind of size,

729
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: I don't think you even think that, Like well, I

730
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: think I don't. Again, I don't think it's an active thought.

731
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: I think it's one that's like lizard brain shit, where

732
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: you are. The reason that we are attracted to certain

733
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: types of people is rooted in something in our genealogy, right,

734
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: It isn't just beauty standards. And one hundred percent is

735
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: shaped by beauty standards or encouraged triggered by beauty standards,

736
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: and they can be super fucked up, but it still

737
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 1: exists inside of us somewhere. I don't know, Man, big

738
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: ladies begetting cut.

739
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 2: I that's like, but I'm not My point isn't to

740
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 2: say big ladies don't get knocked down.

741
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: But I mean, I don't even think it's like I

742
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 1: don't even feel like it's like that common of a

743
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: thread that I see a big ass dude with a

744
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: really tiny lad.

745
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 4: Oh.

746
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaker 1: I think it's much more common than you're given in credit. Maybe,

747
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: I mean, i'd have to really look through it, but

748
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: like I and like just kind of going through it

749
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: over my head. I don't. I think generally women are

750
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: smaller than men, so I think there is that, but

751
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: I don't think it's like wow, But maybe I think

752
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: that's what he's think to me.

753
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 2: I'm more speaking to the size difference, not the true scale.

754
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be shacking hoops in order to

755
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 2: that's the quint essential.

756
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's the one.

757
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 2: If ever, there was a big man little lady combo,

758
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 2: you gotta go to shacking hoops first.

759
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a good time where. Yeah, I thought

760
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 1: they seem to enjoy each other. Yeah.

761
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened there, but but let's see

762
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 2: where this is going.

763
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's knock it out. This person is.

764
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 3: Well straight more I think women is just like whatever.

765
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 3: But like straight be acting so strange nowadays, Like just

766
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 3: be angry and I'd be like, nigga, do you need

767
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 3: your dick suck? Like, just go to your local you

768
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 3: know what, go to your local fag and just get

769
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 3: your dick stuck and stop worrying about these women sometimes.

770
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: Because like I think we gotta make drink because women is.

771
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 3: A domino does. Like, really, can somebody explain this to me?

772
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 3: Why straight people still doing this whole heterosexual ship if

773
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 3: y'all don't like each other, Yeah, explain it to me.

774
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 3: Make it makes sense.

775
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:08,720
Speaker 1: Y'all.

776
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 3: Y'all are only two straight niggas a trust now because.

777
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: You're already upside down? My man, that sucks. We're the

778
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 1: only two. Oh no, what am I gonna do? I

779
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: don't even know how to help. I can't have this

780
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: responsibility on my shoulders. No, because he's gonna crash out.

781
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: He might be in the midst. This is crazy.

782
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 3: Anyway, Please keep doing the lords because y'all don't only

783
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 3: straight niggas out here that got any sense, especially for

784
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 3: black toothes. All right, take care peace, man.

785
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,919
Speaker 1: I really like you giving us compliments. Man, I think

786
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: some of that shit too boils down to I don't

787
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: think it's so easy for people to just flip this,

788
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,959
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, I think I think

789
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: I think it's probably dude to. I think there's probably

790
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: due to like if they could, they would fuck do.

791
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: That's just not the get down I see. I think

792
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: I think women are more empowered to try. But I've

793
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: also met women who tried to go to women and

794
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: they were like, it just doesn't just doesn't hit.

795
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 2: I think there's a big difference between exploration and like

796
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 2: your true like inner self.

797
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: And what you want to do. Usually the most base

798
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 1: desires are not necessarily connected to like the things that

799
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: you choose out in the world right right, right right,

800
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: And Yeah.

801
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 2: You can explore and try things and be with people

802
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,919
Speaker 2: and then be like that wasn't That's not ultimately where

803
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 2: I know I'm supposed to land.

804
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: I think ultimately, I think ultimately, I think a lot

805
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: of it, man is like we're just kind of stuck

806
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: with each other. I think it's I think, just bye,

807
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: what this everybody would have you believe. I think it's

808
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: maybe better now than it ever has been. Yeah, you know,

809
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: and I think, but I think we're just kind of

810
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: that's just how it is man. I also think.

811
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 2: I think, at the end of the day, yes, absolutely,

812
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,919
Speaker 2: undoing of so much of like patriarchal like thinking would

813
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: empower more people to explore their queer desires right or

814
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 2: to really like challenge themselves in an honest way when

815
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 2: they're with a person that makes them so miserable that they're, like,

816
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 2: to his point, wanting to fuck a dude just to

817
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 2: get away from it. And and one hundred percent, if

818
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 2: we worked on fucking taking down the way that we

819
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 2: treat women and replacing it with something even half as

820
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 2: reasonable as where we are, it would change the way

821
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 2: that people approach this shit. That said, what fantasy do

822
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 2: we live in? I also think that we re you

823
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 2: know what I mean, redistribute power that way.

824
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: And I think to speaking to not living in a fantasy,

825
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of external factors with these

826
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: angry guys. It's not just women, yeah, you know what

827
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: I mean. I think that's also to be clear, you

828
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: know what I mean, I think there's like women is

829
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: just one of these guys problems, right, you know what

830
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, there's a lot I think maybe you

831
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: are focused on the sexual aspect a little more then

832
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: it's like, why are people miserable? Is that the question

833
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: we're asking? Because it's also mean to his bills. He

834
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: just you don't talk to them these he ignores the

835
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,919
Speaker 1: fun out of it. Yeah, exactly exactly. But I think,

836
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, man. I think people are

837
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: just having a tough time, and we get we give

838
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,439
Speaker 1: them some grace as much as we can. I think

839
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: it is important to understand it as much as you

840
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: are watching. I think maybe this becomes a thing where

841
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: you're looking for it specifically because there are a lot

842
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: of straight people who are just happy with it. Yeah

843
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I'm happy with it. I like it.

844
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 1: I like monogamy and all that stuff. I think that

845
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: they're I think sometimes it's like you're looking for a problem.

846
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: You're going to find one. The troll on the.

847
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 8: Streets hell hello, does every time a new man hello.

848
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: Hello? So yeah, I mean I think there is that.

849
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: I think maybe loosing your grip a little bit.

850
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 2: But no, I think I think you said it, and

851
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 2: I think it's a nice way to cap it off.

852
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 2: I do think giving these people a little bit of

853
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 2: grace to figure out who they are is at its essence,

854
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 2: how queer people are able to come out and be

855
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 2: their best selves, and so yeah, let these queer dudes

856
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 2: work it out for themselves slowly.

857
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, because life is hard if you're in the middle

858
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: of the spectrum to really figure out what that shit

859
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: is like, let alone being somewhere as perceived as outside.

860
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 1: It seems like that's like a I think some people

861
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: have a harder path to it than you, who seem

862
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 1: like very sure of yourself and what you like. Yeah,

863
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: you know, it's not why you're blowing some backs out you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you sound like you're going crazy. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.

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Speaker 1: I was jealous.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you really.

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Speaker 1: Sound like you're putting numbers up in Brooklyn. And that's

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Speaker 1: good for you. It's super dope. But some of these,

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Speaker 1: some of these maybe some of these guys, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be harder for them to find it. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: that's fair to say. Man, funny guy though, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: like that guy, all right.

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Speaker 2: I think we did it pretty did some voicemails. This

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Speaker 2: is really fun. Yeah, I had a good time.

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Speaker 1: Tell the people where they can find you.

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Speaker 5: Cool guy.

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Speaker 1: Joke City seven on Instagram June fifteenth, Come see me

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Speaker 1: media platforms. You can send us your own drops, your

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Speaker 1: own conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: If you want to tell us all the gay dudes

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Speaker 2: who are secretly fucking women and what's wrong with them?

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Speaker 1: Send it all to my mama. Pot. I don't know

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Speaker 1: I'm making that. I want to hear you don't ever

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Speaker 1: hear that twist on the story. No, once you go,

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Speaker 1: but you that are on the down load with a lady. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you have that story, call in. I would love to

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Speaker 1: hear about it. That'd be really interesting. Yeah, uh send

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Speaker 1: us here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we did all that, and like subscribe, rate review

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Speaker 2: four little moms and send us emails and and kiss

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Speaker 2: the ring my bitch.

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Speaker 8: I gee you a gee?

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