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Speaker 1: Cool Zone Media.

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Speaker 2: Donna Frogs. Hello and welcome to Cool Zone Media. Donna Frogs.

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Speaker 2: The only Donna Frogs that you don't have to do

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Speaker 2: the reading because we play it for you. I am

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Speaker 2: your host, Margaret Kiljoy. And if you didn't figure it

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Speaker 2: out even though this is in your Cool Zone Media

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Speaker 2: book club feed, or it could happen here feed or

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Speaker 2: your cool people did Cool Stuff feed or what other

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Speaker 2: other feed you find it in. This is Donna Frogs.

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Speaker 2: What is Donna Frogs. It's us playing Pathfinder. Who is us? Well,

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you in a second, but first, one of

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Speaker 2: the uses is Jason, who is running the game. Hi Jason, Hey, everybuddy.

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Speaker 3: I'm Jason Bowman. I'm the director of Games at Pizo.

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Speaker 3: And when we last left are intrepid band of adventurers.

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Speaker 2: I don't feel like I could totally define intrepid. I

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Speaker 2: feel like if I like had to something, Oh.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of trepid, to be honest.

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Speaker 4: I'm intrepid from Tota tip baby.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I thought i'd bout like clever and good at solving things.

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Speaker 2: I don't know anyway, I do feel intrepid as an adventurer.

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Speaker 2: I feel confident about that our.

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Speaker 3: Band of for trepid and intrepid adventurers. Boy, that just

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Speaker 3: doesn't roll off the tongue anyway, it's well balanced.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're a nice mix.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. The four of you had arrived in the town

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Speaker 3: of bog Bottom after having been dropped off on the

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Speaker 3: shore by a ship captain who said you didn't have

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Speaker 3: any money after having fled from conflicts to the north.

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Speaker 3: But I'm sure we'll get into at some point in time.

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Speaker 3: The four of you arrived in bog Bottom with very

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Speaker 3: little coin in your purse and not much of a

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Speaker 3: direction to take, but you soon learned that the town

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Speaker 3: was in need of heroes, and since there weren't any

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Speaker 3: of those around.

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Speaker 4: The four of you stepped up, Oh Jason.

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Speaker 2: To help them.

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Speaker 3: The four of you went out into the swamp to

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Speaker 3: find some missing villagers who went missing near an old

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Speaker 3: decrepit mill.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Jason, Yeah, sorry, Do we ever get names for

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Speaker 5: those villagers.

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Speaker 3: Asking me the difficult questions? Halprin and Paneria.

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Speaker 1: Paneria makes good bread.

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Speaker 3: Asking me hard questions during my recap Okay.

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Speaker 5: So sorry, it seemed important.

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Speaker 3: The four of you arrived at this crumbling mill in

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Speaker 3: the middle of the swamps and after chopping your way

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Speaker 3: inside through some vines, you encountered a trio of angry beetles.

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Speaker 3: These beetles attempted to harm you, but were pretty ineffective,

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Speaker 3: and you managed to smash them without much shrouble. However,

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Speaker 3: what was far more dangerous to the group of you

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Speaker 3: where the stairs going up. As many of you fell

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Speaker 3: for the stairs, some more than once.

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Speaker 1: Like they didn't have stairs where I grew up.

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Speaker 3: As you attempted to climb up to the second floor

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Speaker 3: of the mill up above, you heard strange and mysterious

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Speaker 3: voices that sounded almost like they were croaking, like there

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Speaker 3: were frogs.

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Speaker 2: Do you think, though, that this is the first floor

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Speaker 2: in the one below is the ground floor?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: What is the numbering convention?

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Speaker 3: Are you asking me if this says European floor naming conventions,

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Speaker 3: if it's a ground floor versus first floor? No, I'm

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Speaker 3: going to go ahead and say that this mill in

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Speaker 3: the middle of the swamp is on the American Convention

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Speaker 3: of Building Naming.

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Speaker 2: So it's first four second, just checking, all right? Please continue?

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Speaker 5: Where is America in the pathfindery expansion left?

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Speaker 3: And it's to the north.

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Speaker 4: It took us one episode to be so integnou.

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Speaker 1: Intended doing all this work for us my recap.

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Speaker 3: Don't worry, I said before the episode started, It'll only

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Speaker 3: take me a minute. What I didn't anticipate was your mentling.

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Speaker 3: You made it up to the second floor of the

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Speaker 3: shape and I believe that's where we left off. But

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Speaker 3: before we get started, why don't I toss it around

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Speaker 3: We're gonna start with Squash.

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Speaker 4: Hello America and outside of that awful place. I'm Ioh

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Speaker 4: and I play Squash. He's a rowdy fella. He's a

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Speaker 4: little dog man. He's a shoony in the Pathfinder universe.

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Speaker 4: He's got a heart of gold and a little bit

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Speaker 4: of sass to him. And that's it. Take it away, Spite.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm Margaret and I'm playing a character named Spite.

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Speaker 2: I know it's really hard to tell the difference, or

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Speaker 2: Spite ends and Margaret begins, or vice versa. Spite is

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Speaker 2: a human champion of Milani, and I am very convinced

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Speaker 2: that it is a very important to be moral at

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Speaker 2: all times. It's just that I worship a god of

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Speaker 2: violent revolution, so it's a complicated moral dance. And I

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Speaker 2: walk around in chain mail and go clink clink clink

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Speaker 2: all the time, which will totally not come up when

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Speaker 2: we try and sneak past this totro.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Trant, I'm trant. I'm an alchemist. I like,

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Speaker 1: you know, making potions. I enjoy pyrotechnics. I'm more or

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Speaker 1: less a pacifist, unless there happen to be people where

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Speaker 1: I'm setting off bombs, in which case that's kind of

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Speaker 1: but yeah, a good person basically more or less.

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Speaker 5: My name is Hazel.

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Speaker 6: I use they them, and I am playing Sister murdergon

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Speaker 6: a Bow or Murdy for short, who is privately very

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Speaker 6: concerned about whether any particular action is moral or not,

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Speaker 6: but isn't going to fucking talk to you about that shit.

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Speaker 5: I'm just trying to make soup. I'm trying to feed

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Speaker 5: the people.

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Speaker 6: I am a half orc cleric. I follow a god

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Speaker 6: ari Steele. Doesn't matter what Aristeel is up to. I'm

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Speaker 6: in some like underground revolutionary soup cult. There's a magical

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Speaker 6: perpetual stew that heals you. And I poorn character notes

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Speaker 6: so that I have triangle banks. This is very important

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Speaker 5: If you don't know what this is list, you should

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Speaker 5: go look it up and then you should give yourself

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Speaker 5: triangle banks. And that is legally actionable advice.

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Speaker 3: That's what people come to live place for legally actionable advice.

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Speaker 3: All right. So a wooden shaft once pierced this chamber,

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Speaker 3: connecting the pincherie above with the millstone below, but now

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Speaker 3: must be the top floor, but a dark shape appears

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Speaker 3: to be sleeping in front of it. At least that's

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Speaker 3: what I read to you last time. Now you can

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Speaker 3: is laying in tatters on the floor. There is a

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Speaker 3: not too far away from the ladder, which you can

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Speaker 3: There is a whole in the ceiling, and up there

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Speaker 2: Huh do I hear the frogs?

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Speaker 3: So? Interestingly enough, as you make your way to the

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Speaker 2: Oh, I think the frogs hurt us. Well, should we

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Speaker 2: keep climbing?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like we should deal with this lizard.

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Speaker 1: And I have a suggestion. What's your suggestion, tran Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a bomb.

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Speaker 2: How sturdy is the floor up here?

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Speaker 3: At this level of the mill. The exterior walls are

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Speaker 3: still kind of crumbling stone, but the floors are definitely

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Speaker 3: So even if you did throw a firebomb, the odds

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Speaker 5: Okay, but it doesn't need to catch the place on fire.

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Speaker 5: It just needs.

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Speaker 6: To take the floor out from underneath the lizards.

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Speaker 5: The lizard drops down.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, sure we could do that.

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Speaker 2: I was afraid of us destroying ourselves with fire, But

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Speaker 2: I see your point.

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Speaker 1: Spite, you gotta get over this fire phobia you've got.

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Speaker 4: But you gotta calm down a little bit. But do

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Speaker 4: you guys remember when we were in town and Sibilba

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Speaker 4: splash Page came up to us and said if there

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Speaker 4: was anybody sleeping that we wouldn't kill them. But then

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Speaker 4: Gilbert Delgo, the mayor of town, said, hey, I think

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Speaker 4: if you see somebody sleeping that you should actually you

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Speaker 4: should kill them stone dead. But the squirrel town car said,

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I think you should leave it up

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Speaker 4: to your own Jason A. You're writing this down, you

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Speaker 4: Branchford Davidian came in and said, hey, what are you

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Speaker 3: So interestingly enough, all of you remember there being people

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Speaker 7: Anyway, I got a lot of head injuries for some

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Speaker 7: reason unclear why, So I'm not great with names, but

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Speaker 7: that sounds mostly true.

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Speaker 2: So we could either kill this lizard for no particular reason.

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Speaker 2: We could walk past it and hope it doesn't wake up,

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Speaker 2: or we could talk to it.

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Speaker 3: Well, the lizard does look like it's a sleep, which

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Speaker 3: might make sneaking past it simpler. But one bad role

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Speaker 3: and it might wake up right in the middle of

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Speaker 3: all of you trying to sneak your way past it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, now, while it's asleep, we have a

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Speaker 1: real opportunity to explode it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm really bad at sneaking.

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Speaker 5: Well, you've got bombs. I have all this frye oil

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Speaker 5: and so much flint steel for cooking.

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Speaker 2: Wait a second, Oh, so we can just sneak up,

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Speaker 2: pour oil on it, sneak back, and then throw a

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Speaker 2: molotov at it.

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Speaker 1: Let's do this. Let's oil, and I think we can

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Speaker 1: simultaneously try to do oil and alchemists fire, and that

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Speaker 1: should deal with all of our problems.

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Speaker 2: I know I said I mostly eat vegetables, but I

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Speaker 2: did just say mostly. And fried lizard is good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I could go for some fried lizard.

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Speaker 5: We can put it in the stew.

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, the lizard's sleeping nearby.

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Speaker 4: Boy.

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Speaker 3: I sure, I'm glad I'm not in the stew.

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Speaker 4: Uh okay, so streaming about not being in this stew yeah,

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Speaker 4: like you do.

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Speaker 2: So I'll stand in front of whoever's throwing the molotov

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Speaker 2: so if it does wake up. Things are really bad

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Speaker 2: at biting me. A lot of things have tried, and

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Speaker 2: most of them that I didn't want didn't succeed.

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Speaker 3: So there is this large like a gear shaft, kind

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Speaker 3: of collapsed in the middle of the room. You can

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Speaker 3: step over that. It's not so big that you can't

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Speaker 3: step over it, but it does cost you a little

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Speaker 3: bit to step over it. So it is a little

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Speaker 3: bit of a barrier, but not much of one. And

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Speaker 4: Hold the proverbial phone. There's no more talking above us.

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Speaker 3: Correct, I can't.

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Speaker 4: It would blow up this big lizard. I think that

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Speaker 2: No, it's just frogs upstairs. I heard them pretty well.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't talking. It was just frogs.

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Speaker 4: M hmm.

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Speaker 1: Also, I made all of you friends blowing things up,

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Speaker 4: My god, you've got quite a point. But what I'm thinking,

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Speaker 4: three new friends go outside this mill sucks, Fuck this swamp.

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Speaker 4: Blow up the mill. Everyone's gonna be like, great job

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Speaker 4: blowing up the mill. We got some pals.

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Speaker 1: I like this plan.

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Speaker 2: But what if Halprin and Panoria are up there. That's

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Speaker 2: actually why we came, is that we thought that they

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Speaker 2: might be. I don't know why they would be up there,

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Speaker 2: but it does seem like maybe they're just when they

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Speaker 2: they looked for shelter, and then when they went upstairs,

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Speaker 2: I hate hearing the beetles, and so they didn't go downstairs,

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Speaker 2: and then we freed them.

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Speaker 4: I do hate beetles.

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Speaker 6: Also, Murty is just getting oil ready. I'm not participating

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Speaker 6: unless you will actively tell me not.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I'm on board. Let's do this shit.

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Speaker 2: I love standing behind a barricade, So I go stand

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Speaker 3: So I'll say this, anybody who wants to advance from

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Speaker 3: make me a stealth check.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, then never mind. Everyone get behind me. And

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Speaker 4: I think I'm about to go take a peek at

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Speaker 4: or a thumbs down. And they've got a nefarious look

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Speaker 4: and we're gonna blow up these frogs too.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So your thought is to sneak all the

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Speaker 4: That sounds like a pain in the ass. Let's blow

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Speaker 1: All right, We're blowing up the lizard.

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Speaker 3: I love my job as g I'm just to point

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Speaker 3: out what you're attempting to do, to get you to say, yes,

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Speaker 3: that's the thing I'm trying to do, or wait, that's

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Speaker 4: I say that, and I look at the breadth of

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Speaker 2: All right. So you're sneaking up, and who's the sneakiest.

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Speaker 5: Not me, But I do have pressed to digitation.

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Speaker 1: I got a five.

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Speaker 4: I gotta plus seven to stealth.

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Speaker 2: All right, you're oil in okay, Trance, molotov in murdy?

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Speaker 2: What did you say? Sorry?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I have goose eggs, but I have pressed digitation, so

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Speaker 5: I can move things?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Can you can move around small light objects? Not like

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Speaker 3: you couldn't. You couldn't take a vial of oil and

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Speaker 3: floated across the room. For that you would need like me?

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Speaker 1: Gotcha?

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Speaker 6: Okay, but Jason, Jason, my oil comes in pints, and

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Speaker 6: this is how big a pint is.

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Speaker 3: It's too heavy for press to digiti.

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Speaker 2: All right, so squash, you're sneaking up with oil.

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Speaker 3: I share an squash, trant. I need both of you

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Speaker 3: to make me stealth checked absolutely.

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Speaker 2: How close do you have to get to throw a

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Speaker 2: Molotov at it?

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Speaker 3: Well, so here's the thing. Most of these things have

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Speaker 3: want to be able to make an effective attack against it,

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Speaker 3: you have to get closer. You could throw it from here,

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Speaker 3: but your odds of failure go up because right now

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Speaker 3: you're about almost forty feet away.

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Speaker 2: I now understand why when people play barbarians they just

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Speaker 3: It happens sometimes, Yeah, sometimes violence is the solution.

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Speaker 5: I did just buy a patch that says that.

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Speaker 2: All right, so y'all are sneaking and then running back,

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Speaker 2: and I'm running forward once silence is no longer necessary.

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Speaker 3: Because so here's how it's going to work. Trent and

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Speaker 3: Squash can make me stealth checks to move up to

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Speaker 3: the barrier.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Once they throw, that's when combat's gonna start. Okay. Now,

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Speaker 3: this is one of those situations where both of them

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Speaker 3: which means they will be going on a sneaky schedule.

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Speaker 3: But gotcha, only if they beat the lizard. But the

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Speaker 3: lizard is asleep, so you know that's in your advantage. Easy, Okay,

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Speaker 3: So let's start by having the two of you make

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Speaker 3: you are just kind of hanging back because if you

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Speaker 3: move it all, you might wake it up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, shayroll now, go ahead, all right, that's a twelve

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's a two plus seven.

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Speaker 3: So that's a total of nine. Now, there is one

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Speaker 3: thing I will say that I neglected to mention to

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Speaker 3: to you. Now. Characters in Path have hero points, and

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Speaker 3: you start each session with one hero point. Now what

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Speaker 3: can you use a hero point for? You might ask, Well,

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Speaker 3: That is one of the things you can.

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Speaker 2: Do, so, especially when the game will be fucked up

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Speaker 2: if you don't do it.

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Speaker 3: Jason, I'm mentioning this to you right now for no

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Speaker 4: Jason. I'm gonna take my backpack off my back and

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Speaker 4: I'm going to fish out that hero point and I'm

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Speaker 4: going to offer it up to you. Are God and.

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Speaker 3: Re ruin this role?

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Speaker 1: Oh I got a promotion, Manta?

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Speaker 2: You are you rearing?

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Speaker 1: Twelve's okay for a sleeping lizard, let's hope, all right?

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Speaker 4: All right, that's thirteen plus seven and that's what we

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Speaker 3: All Right, So the two of you do manage to

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Speaker 3: sneak up to the fallen crank shaft, so go ahead,

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Speaker 3: and you know we can move you kind of up closer.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what else is really stealthy though? Do

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Speaker 2: you know what just sneaks up on you out of nowhere?

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Speaker 3: Is it? Ads?

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Speaker 2: Ads? They just show up and throw oil on you.

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Speaker 1: Just I have had that problem with Blue Apron before.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's not oil like we're oiling the dragon.

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Speaker 6: It's oiled like like a nineteen eighties body filters oiled.

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Speaker 5: It's like listening and smooth.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly it. So enjoy these glistening, smooth, hairless midriff

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Speaker 2: wearing ads that are tossing a frisbee around the park.

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Speaker 2: That was oddly specific. Here they are, and we're back.

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Speaker 3: We're sliding back in glisteningly all right.

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Speaker 2: Just throwing a frisbee at the problem. Oh I want

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Speaker 3: Oh well, Squash Trant. The two of you have snuck

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Speaker 3: So here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna allow the two

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Speaker 3: of you to both make ranged attack rolls. Okay against

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Speaker 3: the sleeping lizard. Trance, you can make a bomb roll

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Speaker 3: for Squash Squash. What's your decks.

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Speaker 4: My decks is a plus four plus four.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you can attempt a roll, and your bonus on

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Speaker 3: this roll is going to be a plus four. As

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Speaker 3: you throw a pint of oil.

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Speaker 1: I'm rolling, I got a eleven plus five sixteen total.

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Speaker 4: It's a nineteen plus four. It's a twenty three total.

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Speaker 3: Very good. Let me look at my poor young monitor

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Speaker 3: lizard here.

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Speaker 4: Take this wrango.

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Speaker 2: Well, now that you gave it a name, I'm worried

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Speaker 4: But it's voiced by Johnny Depp. So how do you

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Okay, well that's better. All right. So the oil and

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Speaker 3: the alchemist fire land home with a shatter of glass,

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Speaker 3: a splatter of oil, and a burst of flame. The

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Speaker 3: lizard is now on fire. Trent, can you go ahead

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Speaker 3: and roll damage for your bomb?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely squash.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go ahead and roll a die to

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Speaker 1: D eight plus A one plus two is three, right.

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Speaker 1: It's one persistent in one other, so that should be

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Speaker 1: three total.

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Speaker 3: Three total, all right. And the oil added some more

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Speaker 3: damage to that. So the lizard, which was quite asleep

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Speaker 3: suddenly finds itself coated in burning oil. Suffice to say,

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Speaker 3: the young monitor lizard wakes up when let on fire,

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Speaker 3: as most of us do, and is now unsurprisingly very mad.

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Speaker 3: So it is time for us to go back into

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Speaker 3: initiative because this monitor lizard is intent upon eating you.

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Speaker 6: All.

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Speaker 1: That seems like an extreme reaction even me.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's too bad for it, because I am intent

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Speaker 5: on eating that lizard. I'm gonna nudge fit and go

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Speaker 5: Nuggies Lizard, nuggies tonight.

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Speaker 2: That sounds good, all right?

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Speaker 3: So I need everyone to roll initiative. Murdy and SPIKEE.

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Speaker 3: The two of you can roll me perception, Trant and Squash.

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Speaker 3: You can choose to roll stealth if you want, especially

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Speaker 3: if that's higher than your perception bonus.

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Speaker 1: All right, yeah, my perception is higher or my stealth

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Speaker 1: total of ten.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let me go around and grab that Trance. You

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Speaker 3: got a ten totally. Yeah, Squash, you got a how much?

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Speaker 4: I got a fifteen for a total of twenty two?

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Speaker 3: Twenty two? Pretty good? Murdy, what did you get?

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Speaker 5: I got a thirteen plus seven is twenty all right?

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Speaker 3: And last, but not least spike. What do you got?

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Speaker 2: Sixteen plus four is also twenty and between the two

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Speaker 2: of us, Murdy, if you're going to cast us some

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Speaker 2: I should go first so I can be closer to

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Speaker 2: the front to be more likely to have it try

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Speaker 2: and hitting.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my bless hasn't come back yet, so yeah.

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Speaker 3: You won't get that back till tomorrow. So oh okay,

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Speaker 3: all right, I've quot spike in the top position there.

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Speaker 3: All right, So this monitor lizard and the square that

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Speaker 3: But we're going to start with Squash. So Squash, you

443
00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 3: just threw the oil at the poor monitor lizard. It's

444
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,480
Speaker 3: not right next to you. In fact, there is a

445
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,159
Speaker 3: fallen frank shaft for the windmill in front of you.

446
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,199
Speaker 3: This would be an opportune moment for you to, you know,

447
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 3: vault around and try and get next to it if

448
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 3: you wanted. But it is your turn. You have three actions.

449
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 3: What do you do?

450
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,720
Speaker 4: Every single one of these squares in detail twenty is

451
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 4: five feet.

452
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 3: Each one is five. When you start taking diagonals, the

453
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 3: first one is five and the second one is ten

454
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 3: within a movement, but otherwise, yeah, it's basically fivet.

455
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 4: Okay, And remind me, would my whole movement take up

456
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 4: twenty five feet all three actions I take?

457
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,919
Speaker 3: So each action you take to move will allow you

458
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,439
Speaker 3: to move twenty five feets.

459
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 4: What an incredible game Pathfinder is. I recommend it to

460
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 4: everyone listening. But this complicates the thing I want to do,

461
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 4: which is run upstairs and try and play like we

462
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 4: didn't just light this lizard on fire to these frocks.

463
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 3: It's a good idea understanding that each round of combat

464
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,920
Speaker 3: is only a couple seconds later.

465
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

466
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 3: What you're asking is can I run over to the ladder,

467
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 3: climb all the way up, and then start interacting with

468
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 3: whatever is going on up there? And the answer is

469
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 3: can you do that? You can? I'll let you. But

470
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 3: from where you're at right now, it would take most

471
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,919
Speaker 3: of your turn to get to the ladder and start

472
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 3: climbing it. On your next turn, you'd probably get upstairs.

473
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: Hmmm.

474
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 4: You know, that's just that's I wouldn't believe me.

475
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 3: I'm just providing you options, safe safe options.

476
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 4: Safe safe options. Indeed, I'm gonna shoot the lizard.

477
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 3: With a gun, So you're gonna draw your gun and fire.

478
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:41,160
Speaker 4: It's a nine plus seven for a total of sixteen.

479
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 3: That is going to hit. Go ahead and damage.

480
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 4: Of course, it is.

481
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 3: Just barely your bullet manages to clip the lizard in

482
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 3: the leg three three points of damage. Lizard hisses in pain.

483
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 4: And I hit that big artery like band of brothers.

484
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 4: Of course, d da da da, there he goes.

485
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 3: You do still have one action left if you want

486
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 3: to move or reload your gun. I'm going to reload

487
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 3: my gun, all right. That is the end of Squash's turn.

488
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 3: Next up, Spite.

489
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 2: Okay, this drive shaft in the middle of the room,

490
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 2: it's something where is it like? It would take a

491
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 2: check to get over. It would take an extra.

492
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 3: Now that counts as what we call difficult terrain, so

493
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 3: moving into its space costs you basically.

494
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 2: Double Okay, So with my movement, I could only with

495
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 2: one action get basically on top of it.

496
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, just about. You can get right next to Squash,

497
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,640
Speaker 3: right up next to it, or between Squash and Trent,

498
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 3: right next to the shaft.

499
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm going to use if I am next

500
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 2: to a square that is on fire, does that put

501
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 2: me in danger?

502
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 6: No?

503
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 3: Not generally.

504
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 5: No.

505
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to use two actions of movement, and

506
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: one of them is going to be part of my

507
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,360
Speaker 2: raise my shield. Walk forward and hit, and I'm going

508
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 2: to stride forward confidently. It works every time a stride

509
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 2: forward confidently put this poor creature out of its misery

510
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 2: by hitting it in the head so that I can

511
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 2: put it in soup.

512
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 3: Go ahead and move yourself adjacent to the lizard. You

513
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 3: can kind of be on any one of those spaces

514
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 3: next to it up there. As you move your way

515
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 3: across the mill or hop over the fallen crankshaft, and

516
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 3: you find yourself adjacent to these frankly rather big lizard.

517
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 3: The things about four and a half feet five feet long.

518
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 2: This thing will feed a whole family back in town.

519
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 2: We should have some in the soup, but the rest

520
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 2: everyone else can eat.

521
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 5: That's so many nuggies.

522
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 1: I always knew I was a humanitarian, that's right.

523
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 2: I wonder if the beetles are edible. I rolled a

524
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: eleven plus seven is eighteen.

525
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 3: You bring your what are you wielding?

526
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 2: A morning Star morning Star in real life, I only

527
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 2: have a mace. I tried to find a morning Star

528
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 2: online and I did not successfully find one.

529
00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're a little tricky to find, and most of

530
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 3: them are miss labeled as something else, like a flail.

531
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

532
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 3: Anyway, you bring the weapon down atop the giant lizard,

533
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 3: you do manage to hit, slamming into its back with

534
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 3: mighty force, blood pouring out of it. Go ahead and

535
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 3: roll me damage.

536
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 2: I actually wouldn't say it was mighty force because I

537
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: rolled a one for damage, but plus four so five, Well, that.

538
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 3: Ends up being a pretty significant hit anyway, But you

539
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 3: are correct it It did not end the lizard. The

540
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 3: lizard looks badly hurt now, but it is still ready

541
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 3: to fight. That is the end of Spike's turn.

542
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 6: Next up, Marty Murty's gonna stay towards the back, but

543
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 6: I am going to cast Divine Lance. The flavor text

544
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 6: on that is you and Lesha beam of Divine Energy,

545
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 6: and I make a range attack spell and if I

546
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 6: hit the target, it's going to take two D four

547
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,719
Speaker 6: spirit damage.

548
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 3: Okay, what's the range on that, by the way, sixty.

549
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 6: Feet right, all right, I have rolled a thirteen on

550
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 6: the diet plus my spell attack bonus, which is seven

551
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 6: for total of twenty.

552
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 3: All right, your lance shines across the room in a

553
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 3: blinding flash, striking the lizard, and go ahead and roll damage.

554
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 5: That is for damage for damage.

555
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 3: The lizard recoils in pain as the lance of divine

556
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 3: energy strikes it. You do still have one action remaining,

557
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 3: I do.

558
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 6: I would like to cast guidance. Does anybody want plus

559
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 6: one this turn? I can't give everybody plus one, but

560
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 6: if anybody has something they.

561
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 5: Really want, an extra floor me, I'll take it. Okay,

562
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 5: sold to the pug.

563
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: Man Squash wins again.

564
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 3: Okay, that would be the end of Murdy's turn. Trant,

565
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 3: all right, we are up to you. Somehow, this lizard

566
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 3: completely lost initiative.

567
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: Well, this is obviously a complicated situation, but I think

568
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 1: I have a nuanced solution to this problem. And I'm

569
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 1: gonna throw another grenade. This one's an grenade though.

570
00:27:59,640 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 5: All right?

571
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 3: Is this one of your regular ones? Are you spending

572
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 3: an action to make up versatile? Well?

573
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm using one of my my premates.

574
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 3: All right?

575
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 2: Is this one where you can control the splash damage

576
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 2: to not hit me?

577
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 5: No?

578
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't roll well, So it's a second five

579
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,479
Speaker 1: in a row, which is a ten total.

580
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 3: So that is going to miss the acid vial lands

581
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 3: directly behind it, and that does do splash damage. Right,

582
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 3: it does have a one splash, yes, all right, so

583
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 3: it lands right behind the lizard that is gonna do

584
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 3: one pointed damage to it. But that is all afraid

585
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 3: okay with through a quick bomber that was only one action.

586
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna draw one of my holdout pistols and I'm

587
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 1: gonna take a swing.

588
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're gonna fire the pistol at it. Yeah,

589
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 3: this does still count as your second attack for the turn,

590
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 3: so it will take a penalty even though it's a

591
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 3: different weapon, and we'll.

592
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: See how it goes.

593
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 3: Yep, go right ahead.

594
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: Hey, at least I rolled better, But I don't think

595
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: that's gonna go very well. So what am I minus?

596
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 3: So it's twelve plus your bonus minus five.

597
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: Okay, that's just gonna be all right.

598
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 3: So you pull out your hold on pistol, take aim,

599
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 3: pull the trigger, and with a thundering crack, the bullet

600
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 3: flies right over its head and hits the wall of

601
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 3: the mill.

602
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: That was a warning shot.

603
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 2: Gosh, we're not great hunters.

604
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 3: We're not. I mean to be honest. This poor lizard

605
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 3: is on fire and has been hit several times, and

606
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 3: it's like you literally just woke up. So I think

607
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 3: it's been warned rather well. However, it is now the

608
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 3: lizard's turn, and it is very angry. So it is

609
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 3: going to attempt to attack you, Margaret.

610
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 2: I'm shocked by this. That's fine. My shield is up

611
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 2: as part of my weird striding action.

612
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 3: Very good because this lizard hits for a lot. The

613
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 3: lizard is going to go ahead and attack you with

614
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 3: its jaws.

615
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 2: Dan it dan it d.

616
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 3: So the lizard reaches back and lunges forward with a

617
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 3: twenty three to hit.

618
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 2: Oh that does get past my nineteen armor class.

619
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 3: Yeah it is, and then it is going to do damage.

620
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 3: Let me go ahead and roll that take four points

621
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 3: of damage.

622
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't use my reaction. Yeah, I use

623
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 2: my reaction to shield block.

624
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 3: You know, so far in this adventure, the only people

625
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 3: who have done damage to the party is the party

626
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 3: jumping up and down those stairs. I can't seem to

627
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 3: hurt you at all.

628
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 2: That it got me.

629
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 3: Let that be a lesson to you. Jason, that's right,

630
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 3: don't try. Okay, So the lizard attempts to bite you,

631
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 3: but you block it with your shield. Yeah, so that

632
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 3: only does four points of damage. So it is entirely

633
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 3: blocked by the shield. The lizard has no choice but

634
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 3: to attempt to bite you again. Here it comes.

635
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: Gosh, I feel like a character from one of those

636
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 2: books that I always read as a kid.

637
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 3: So the lizard is on fire and rather distracted. It

638
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 3: attempts to bite you two more times, but just fails

639
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,959
Speaker 3: to do so. It has no ability to get through

640
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 3: your defenses, and it is going to take a little

641
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 3: bit more damage because it is on fire. That is

642
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 3: the end of the poor lizards turn. I doubt it's

643
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 3: going to get another turn. Squash. We are back to you,

644
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 3: top of the order.

645
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: What do you do?

646
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 4: A cool backflip?

647
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 3: A cool backflipy.

648
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 4: I get out of its range and I start running

649
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 4: up those damn stairs. Well in this case it's a ladder,

650
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 4: but yeah, I start running up that damn ladder.

651
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 2: I yell, Squash, I.

652
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 4: Gotta let them know, and I'm like projecting my voice

653
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, there's a big problem down here.

654
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 4: We gotta let it We gotta let these guys know.

655
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 4: This is what I sound like when I'm being insincere.

656
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 4: We gotta let these guys know.

657
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 3: All right, Squash makes a bolt for the ladder. That's

658
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 3: gonna be the end of Squash's turn. SPIKEE.

659
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 2: This thing looks I'm just gonna hit it. I'm gonna

660
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 2: raise my shield and then hit it with a morning Star.

661
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna use a Yeah, I rolled a nineteen

662
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 2: on the die at twenty six.

663
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 3: That is actually a critical hit. You bring the morning

664
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 3: Star right down.

665
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 2: On its head for a total of twelve damage after doubling.

666
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 3: Well, the poor lizard didn't last very long. It woke

667
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 3: up on fire and was killed moments later. It's charred

668
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 3: and burning body now lays on the floor of the mill.

669
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 3: The smoke from its burning body smells frankly rather delicious.

670
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 3: It's bigly like chicken.

671
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 2: Bog Bottom's gonna eat for a week.

672
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: See this is why I always put salt in my bombs.

673
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: You guys said I was crazy, but I wish.

674
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 5: That your acid bomb and hit it. We could have

675
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 5: been having sweet and sour lizard.

676
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, No, there's turmeric in the acid bomb, so

677
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: it really it's a nice little say.

678
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, we got to make sure it doesn't hit your

679
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 5: scanneror else you'll dye yourself yellow forever.

680
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: Also, the acid will kill you.

681
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 4: Also the acid, and you'll die embarrassed.

682
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 2: But do you know what would be embarrassing? What's that

683
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 2: not taking advantage of these goods and services that we

684
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 2: offer with this exclusive program. I don't know if you

685
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 2: all knew this, but podcasts get offered to share with

686
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 2: the world things that are happening in the form of advertisements,

687
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 2: and we actually have one of those projects ourselves, and

688
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 2: we allow people to in exchange, they give us money

689
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: and then we let them tell you about all these

690
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 2: important things that are happening.

691
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 4: So please buy lava lamps.

692
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 5: That seems like some tilaxy and bullshit. I don't think

693
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 5: this exists within the world of path five.

694
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 4: No, it's Enduran propaganda. You should all buy lava lamps

695
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 4: in bulk.

696
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: That tracks.

697
00:33:55,520 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 2: Here's some ads and her back. And I think doing

698
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 2: ad transitions has long been my favorite part of the

699
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 2: job for some unknowable reason, but I think Pathfinder ad

700
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 2: transitions are even more fun for me. They're probably terrible

701
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 2: for you because you had to take a break and

702
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,919
Speaker 2: press forward on your phone.

703
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 4: But I'm getting used to them. I'm going to get

704
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 4: a hang of this by episode four, and I'm gonna

705
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 4: be fucking running circles around you with.

706
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 2: Some Well uh okay, so Jason, what was happening?

707
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 3: So you just defeated a slumbering lizard by ganging up

708
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 3: on it and lighting it on fire in its sleep.

709
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 3: That's what you've done, because you're here this.

710
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 2: Lizard it's food.

711
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely, I'm butchering it.

712
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 4: Great job, heroes.

713
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 3: And as the combat comes to an end, you can't

714
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 3: help but notice that Squash looks like he's just going upstairs,

715
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 3: So you all best follow him unless you want him

716
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 3: to encounter whatever's up there all by himself.

717
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 2: I go after but the meat, we'll come back for it.

718
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 4: I want to peek my head up, like I'm not

719
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 4: jumping out.

720
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 3: What do I see up there? So Squash, you climb

721
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 3: up to the next floor. The narrow ladder that leads

722
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 3: up to the top floor of the old mill creaks

723
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 3: alarmingly but stands firm when used. The dusty floor of

724
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 3: the mill sits directly beneath the massive gear that transfers

725
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 3: power from the turning veins of the windmill outside to

726
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 3: the millstone below, or at least it once did. Now

727
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 3: this chamber is in ruins, with broken pieces of its

728
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 3: large gears scattered around and several holes in the floor.

729
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 3: Suspended above the gaping hole in the floor is a

730
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 3: cage with a pair of humans locked inside, two of

731
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 3: the missing folk from Bog Bottom. Getting them down from

732
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 3: here looks dangerous, now, squash the one thing that immediately

733
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 3: becomes apparent to you that it doesn't look like there's

734
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 3: anyone else up here, or at least no one that

735
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 3: you can see.

736
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 4: M Can I roll a perception check? You sure can?

737
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 3: Are you so?

738
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 2: Just on the ladder.

739
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 4: I'm at the top, let's say, the third rung of

740
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 4: the ladder. I'm like picking my little fucked up eyes

741
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 4: over the.

742
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would need to be up near the top

743
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 3: of it. I'm assuming the rest of you are moving

744
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 3: your way over to the ladder just in case things

745
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 3: go pair shaped.

746
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And I'm I'm like not saying anything, but

747
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 4: I have like grabby hand towards what I assume is

748
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 4: trent for like bomb please. Oh no, it's a two

749
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 4: plus five for my perception, which is any way you slice.

750
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 4: It probably not good, so looks fine.

751
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,720
Speaker 3: So you take a good look around and see nothing

752
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 3: at all.

753
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 4: Those voices were just in my imagination and I stried

754
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 4: confidently to the cage to let my new friends out.

755
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 3: So, yeah, you you look out across this room. It's

756
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 3: filled with broken junk and debris. There is this large

757
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 3: hole in the floor, and suspended above the hole is

758
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 3: this cage. Can you reach the cage from the edge

759
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 3: of the hole, boy, it's like a three or four

760
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 3: foot reach out over the void, So it's a little dangerous.

761
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 3: It might be better to kind of pull get something

762
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 3: to pull the cage over or something like that. That

763
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 3: way it was more easily accessible, like a glave. Yeah,

764
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 3: anything really, I mean anything with like a hook on it,

765
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 3: just to pull the cage because it is suspended by

766
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 3: a rope. But it doesn't look like the villagers inside

767
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 3: are going to be of any help because they're apparently unconscious.

768
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 3: You hope you don't think they're dead, But.

769
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: These lazy bones, I kind of how to wake them up.

770
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 3: Trant only has one form of wake up call, and

771
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 3: it evolves shattering glass and fire, and.

772
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 4: It's cocaine bombs.

773
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 3: Trance.

774
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,439
Speaker 1: That's actually a pretty good idea.

775
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 2: Do you want me to throw you a bomb?

776
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 4: It's gonna be snowing at the time. Level throw me

777
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 4: the cocaine bomb, Trance, I'll throw.

778
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,919
Speaker 1: You a bomb. He has a bomb.

779
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 2: I'm also climbing up to the upstairs.

780
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 5: I'm also climbing up.

781
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 4: Somebody can make a better perception because I'm striding confidently

782
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 4: towards the cage, so I can like get in reach

783
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 4: and try and try and unlock these poor villagers whose

784
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 4: names I definitely know.

785
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 2: So it sounds like Spike is climbing up second, Is

786
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 2: that correct, Martin, go first, Marty's better perception.

787
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 5: I was going to offer to ask if casting a

788
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 5: heel spell would wake them up.

789
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 3: So once you're close to them, once you can see them,

790
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 3: I mean you could try that. You don't know if

791
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 3: they're unconscious because their wounds. Really what you need to

792
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 3: do is use medicine on them to see if they're alive,

793
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 3: if they're dead, if they're unconscious. You can't really do

794
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 3: that without being close to them.

795
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 5: Though, I do have a medics kit and we'll do that.

796
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 3: So Murty, I've moved you down to the other map.

797
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 3: I'm assuming Murdy and Squash. The two of you can

798
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 3: see the situation that you're looking at.

799
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 4: Ooh, this is a bad scene. I would not be

800
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 4: happy if I was in this room and I am

801
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 4: Squash me Squash, I'm not happy in this room.

802
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 3: So here's what's happening. Everybody. Squash has climbed up the

803
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 3: ladder and is approaching their cage. Murdy has just gotten

804
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 3: to the top of the ladder. Meanwhile, Spiite is climbing

805
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 3: the ladder and Trant. You're at the foot of the ladder.

806
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 3: So getting up the ladder takes two total actions. Spite

807
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 3: you've spent one Trant, you've spent zero of those. The

808
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 3: other people are up on the ladder. This is the

809
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 3: point where things go wrong. Emerging from behind some debris

810
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 3: are a pair of humanoids. They stand about five feet tall.

811
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 3: They are wearing leather arm Each has a morning Star

812
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 3: in hand, They have a sling at their belt, and

813
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:08,359
Speaker 3: both of them are most certainly humanoid frogs. Now, those

814
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 3: of you who have been in balk Bottom for a bit,

815
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 3: which is all of you, you've seen a few of

816
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 3: these humanoid frogs. They're called boggarts. However, these two boggarts

817
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 3: do not look friendly like those who met in balk Bottom.

818
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 3: These two look rather angry that you've invaded their tower,

819
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 3: and both of them are moving up to attack Squash.

820
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 3: What did I do? I'm gonna go ahead and reveal

821
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 3: their tokens.

822
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 2: You guys, I think I misunderstood when I heard frogs

823
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 2: up above. I actually think it was these two.

824
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 3: The mystery has been revealed.

825
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 4: Wait, these aren't These aren't frogs. These are gold little

826
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 4: green men. You mean from like and I like point

827
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 4: and I like look at Murdy and I say, from

828
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 4: up there, and I am convinced, and no one be

829
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 4: able to tell me otherwise that they are frogs and

830
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 4: not aliens.

831
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 3: So here's where we're at. We're at a bit of

832
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 3: a little complex combat situation where we've got some people

833
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 3: who need to join the fight. Squash and Murdy are

834
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 3: up there. I'm gonna have everyone roll initiative, though, and

835
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 3: that'll determine kind of how you make your way up

836
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 3: to the upper level. I'm gonna go ahead and roll

837
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 3: for my friendly bokers here and everyone else. If you

838
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 3: can roll and hold on to your number, I'll go

839
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 3: around and collect it real quick. This is gonna be

840
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 3: perception for everybody this time. Squash, what do you got?

841
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 4: It's a seventeen plus five? That is a twenty two?

842
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 3: Maybe all right?

843
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 6: Murdy, what do you got as a twelve plus seven

844
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 6: is nineteen?

845
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 3: Okay? Spight, what do you got?

846
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 2: Twelve plus four? Sixteen?

847
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: And finally, tramped, what do you got sixteen plus two

848
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: is eighteen?

849
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,240
Speaker 3: All right? So top of the order in combat, Squash,

850
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 3: you did just barely spot these boggarts as they hopped

851
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 3: out of the kind of rubbish that they were concealed in.

852
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 3: It's clear that they heard you fighting the lizard down

853
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,240
Speaker 3: below and prepared for your arrival with an ambush. However,

854
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 3: you are going to get to go first.

855
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 4: Oh smokes, I do a backflip onto the cage.

856
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 3: You can attempt that. If you fail, you will fall

857
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 3: all the way down to the floor below.

858
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 4: A fat chance that I'll ever fail something like that.

859
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 4: So Jason, tell me about your acrobatics check. So what

860
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 4: I rolled was a four, and I have an acrobatics

861
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 4: of seven, and it is an eleven. A thing that

862
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 4: will make it good.

863
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,959
Speaker 3: So remember when I told you you had a hero point,

864
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 3: and remember before when you spent it. I'm sure you

865
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 3: wish that you had another one.

866
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 4: Wait, no, I don't think anyone else on this caror

867
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 4: remembers it either.

868
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you spent it.

869
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 4: Oh, Jason, you got me dead to rights.

870
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 3: You attempt to flip up onto the cage, but instead

871
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 3: just kind of hit the side of it. Yeah, and

872
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:26,439
Speaker 3: then fall all the way down to the floor.

873
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: As he passes me, I say, hey, buddy.

874
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 4: Hey, Trent for the bat's house bomb.

875
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 1: Please when that exists, I'll get right on it.

876
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 4: Oh no, we were still working on it.

877
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 3: Thump. So Squash lands on top of the crank shaft

878
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 3: of the windmill like on his back. Oh, take five

879
00:43:53,400 --> 00:44:01,959
Speaker 3: points of damage and you are prone. Yeah, you still

880
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 3: technically have one action left. You can stand up if

881
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 3: you want to.

882
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 4: I'm gonna stand up and say I'm getting too old

883
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 4: for this.

884
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 3: So that was Squash. Murdy, you're now up there by yourself.

885
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 2: Don't do the same thing.

886
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 6: I'm also gonna mutter I'm getting too old for this

887
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 6: shit again. Murdy always looks tired. Murty looks more tired.

888
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 3: Now than I can I can imagine.

889
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 6: You know, Well, I had a turn plan. And see

890
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 6: the thing is that most of what I have is

891
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,879
Speaker 6: about buffing other people. All right, how far away am

892
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 6: I from this skit?

893
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 5: There's two guys?

894
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 3: There's two. Yeah, they're both about the same distance away.

895
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 3: The one to the north and a bit to the

896
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 3: east of you is probably a hair closer, but they're

897
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 3: both pretty close.

898
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 2: I think you can also delay to be after other

899
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 2: people if your whole thing is that you're trying to

900
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 2: help other people, although I guess it's actually going ahead

901
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 2: of the people that you're helping is more useful, right, usually, Yeah,

902
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 2: I'm only one action from being up there.

903
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,479
Speaker 5: I got some tricks on my sleeve. What I would

904
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 5: really love is to command them in the dialogue.

905
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 6: I don't think that's going to happen, So I'm instead

906
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 6: going to raise my shield, cast.

907
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 5: Days and hope for the best.

908
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 3: All right, which one are you going to cast days on?

909
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 6: One? Or two?

910
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 5: Let's go for the westerly one. Is that number two?

911
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 3: No, that's number one? But all right? Yeah, okay, so

912
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 3: you raise your shield and call upon Aerostill's blessing to

913
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 3: days one of the frogs that is going to require

914
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,720
Speaker 3: me to make a will save correct.

915
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, you push into the target's mind and daze it

916
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 5: with a mental Joel in my mind, I'm just making

917
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 5: it distractedly hungry.

918
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 3: Oh sure that tracks the Joel.

919
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 6: Deals one D six mental damage with the basic will save,

920
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 6: and if the target critically fails the will save.

921
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 5: It's also stunned one.

922
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 3: My dice have finally come alive. I got a twenty

923
00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 3: five on the will save.

924
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 5: Jason, know you didn't I did?

925
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be a save.

926
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 6: Well, I rolled the three, so they still take three

927
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 6: damage being so fucking hungry.

928
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,760
Speaker 3: So it is actually a basic will save, which means

929
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 3: whenever it says basic like that, what that means is

930
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 3: that on a success, the damage is halved. On a

931
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 3: critical failure, the damage is doubled. So in this case

932
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 3: it is only going to take half damage, So it

933
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 3: will take one point of damage because that's gonna round down.

934
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 3: You notice that the bugger kind of shakes it off

935
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 3: a bit and then looks at you with bail full intent.

936
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 3: Your turn is over, Trant, you can go, but the

937
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 3: ladder above you is still blocked. Spite is on it.

938
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 2: You might want to delay until I get up.

939
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: No, No, I got a better plant. I'm gonna climb

940
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: up until I'm right behind Spite yeah, and then I

941
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: heard did I hear them fighting?

942
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 3: Yeah?

943
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna hurl my last alchemist fire in the

944
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: direction of the fighting as close as I can get

945
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: to where I heard.

946
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 3: Okay, So from the ladder, you're not entirely sure what

947
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 3: direction it is. It could be north, it could be west.

948
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, what does it sound like? I do a

949
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 1: perception test? Sure, wanted to give me a perception Sure,

950
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: that's a five. I've rolled almost nothing but fives.

951
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 3: You're pretty sure it's coming from kind of the north.

952
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna yell up, don't worry, I got you.

953
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna blindly throw a grenade above me

954
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 1: and try to arc it over in the proper direction.

955
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:33,799
Speaker 3: Give me a test.

956
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:38,879
Speaker 1: I got a nineteen, I got a nineteen plus five

957
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: minus whatever.

958
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 3: So the grenade comes flying up the hole, arcing through

959
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 3: the air. You all see it, Actually, I guess only

960
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 3: really Murdy sees this grenade go flying past, arcing up

961
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 3: into the air, landing straight in the hole, falling back

962
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 3: down to the ground below, just next to squash. Squash

963
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 3: take one point of fire damage the second best role

964
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 3: of the day too.

965
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: I don't know how that could have gone wrong.

966
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 3: Guys, I think it went perfectly. So that is trans turn.

967
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 3: Next up are the Boggards. The first boggard is going

968
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 3: to hop forward and it is going to attempt to

969
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 3: hit you with its morning Star. And once it arrives

970
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 3: up near the top of the ladder, you all can

971
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 3: see it now, it's almost within view. You can kind

972
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 3: of make it out.

973
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 2: The morning Star is a weapon of Milani and a liberation.

974
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 2: It shouldn't be in the hands of people who put

975
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 2: people in cages.

976
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 3: Well, in this case, it's only partially now in their hands.

977
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 3: As part of it's also embedded in Murdy's side. The

978
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 3: boggard swings the morning Star viciously at you, slamming into

979
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,280
Speaker 3: your shoulder. Take five points of bludgeoning damage.

980
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 5: I would not like for that to have, and I

981
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 5: would like to use my shield block.

982
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 6: Oh all right, hot chat chat and my shield is

983
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 6: hardness five, so I none of that.

984
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 5: You take nothing, We take nothing, and the shield isn't

985
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 5: affected at all either.

986
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: Right, correct our shield's rule?

987
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I should have got one.

988
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 3: The Boggard will then take its third and final action.

989
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 4: You know what it's gonna do.

990
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 3: It's going to croak. The boggard standing next to you

991
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 3: suddenly leans back and its throat swells and you hear

992
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 3: this loave, reverberating rumbling.

993
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,720
Speaker 4: That's not what I thought you meant, and I'm unhappy

994
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 4: with it.

995
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 3: Can all of you except first Squash, who happens to

996
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 3: be far enough away, But the rest of you can

997
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 3: you all make will saves from the terrifying croak?

998
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: Nineteen baby total nineteen total fourteen was my role.

999
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 5: I rolled seventeen plus nine. Is somebody that a twenty six?

1000
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 6: Please?

1001
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 2: And I got an eighteen total?

1002
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 3: All right, so all three of you actually succeed on

1003
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 3: the save. So the croak is scary, but you you're

1004
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 3: not afraid of a frog, and despite how scary it is,

1005
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 3: none of you are affected. That is the first Boggart's turn.

1006
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 2: The sisters at the crash were much scarier than that.

1007
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 3: The second Boggart is going to hop up to flank you, Artie,

1008
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 3: so it's on the opposite side of you, which means

1009
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 3: your AC is going to be too lower when it

1010
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 3: attacks you. And here it comes. It is about to

1011
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 3: attack you with its morning Star. This is its second

1012
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 3: action armor class eighteen. I'm afraid is going to hit.

1013
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that does hit?

1014
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 3: Take eight points of damage?

1015
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,959
Speaker 5: Okay, I would like to use shield block again.

1016
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 3: You cannot. You have already used shield block once and

1017
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 3: you only get to react once per round.

1018
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 5: Sorry, a say how many points?

1019
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 3: Eight? Eight points of damage? That was a lot And

1020
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 3: with its third and final action, it's going to attempt

1021
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 3: to lash out at you with its tongue.

1022
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 5: Oh my god, well I am nine points two right now?

1023
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:12,399
Speaker 4: Yuck?

1024
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 3: So does a fourteen hit your armor class minus two? Uh?

1025
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 5: Well, my armor class with the shield is sixteen.

1026
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 3: So it does. Okay, all right, So the tongue lashes

1027
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 3: out and grabs you, so it doesn't do any damage. Ooh,

1028
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 3: but you can now not move further away from this

1029
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 3: bogger than ten feet because it is attached to you

1030
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:42,760
Speaker 3: by its tongue.

1031
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 2: If only there was a liberation champion immediately next. And

1032
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 2: I actually feel guilty that I didn't use my reaction

1033
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 2: last time to reduce the damage, but I forgot about it.

1034
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 2: I'm going to use my reaction liberating step, which frees

1035
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 2: you from re strain, and you can take a five

1036
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 2: foot step in any direction if you want murdy, like,

1037
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 2: for example, if you stepped immediately in any direction. Then

1038
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,320
Speaker 2: they wouldn't be flanking you anymore.

1039
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're gonna want to do that.

1040
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 5: I can only step in a single direction.

1041
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 3: You can go dig.

1042
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 4: Oh okay, could you step down the ladder shaft and

1043
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 4: pull them with you? No Ah, rats foiled again.

1044
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 3: But you can move five feet away, which will get

1045
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 3: you out of the flank and also clear the ladder.

1046
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 3: So yeah, go ahead and pick a square adjacent to

1047
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 3: them and move to that and next up, spiite. I'm

1048
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,720
Speaker 3: assuming you're gonna finish climbing the ladder.

1049
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Murdy, if you pick one of the sides, I

1050
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 2: was gonna go there, and then that way they both

1051
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 2: attack me instead of you. So if I go there,

1052
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 2: is that like, Yeah, dear listener, we're looking at a

1053
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 2: board and we're playing chess on it. So it took

1054
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 2: one action to get up the ladder, and then I'm

1055
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 2: gonna use my to action raised shield, stride and strike

1056
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 2: and stride that five foot to my north.

1057
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. So to paint the picture here, Murdy was at

1058
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 3: the top of the ladder and there were a pair

1059
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 3: of these boggards on either side of Murdy. Murdy then

1060
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 3: using the liberating step kind of stepped off to the

1061
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 3: side to get off the ladder and to move out

1062
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 3: of the way. Spike has now climbed the ladder and

1063
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 3: is now in the position that Murdy was in, surrounded

1064
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 3: by two boggards.

1065
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 2: Right, I'm gonna do the defensive advance to raise shield,

1066
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 2: stride and strike and go one step to my north.

1067
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 2: And I rolled a ten plus seven with the morning Star. Seventeen.

1068
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,959
Speaker 3: All right, so as with before your morning Star lands home,

1069
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 3: you managed to strike one of the boggards. One of

1070
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 3: them looks a little damage. I'm assuming you're going to

1071
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 3: focus on that one, so go ahead and roll damage.

1072
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 2: I rolled maximum instead of minimum, so I got a

1073
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 2: total of twelve damage with the morning Star.

1074
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 3: That is an impressive hit. That hurts that bog quite

1075
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,800
Speaker 3: a bit. Your morning Star slams into its side. Green

1076
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 3: blood pours down as it grimaces in pain, and a

1077
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 3: tortured croak issues from its.

1078
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 2: Mouth, and I yell, don't put people in cages when

1079
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 2: I swing the morning Star.

1080
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's particularly offensive to you. That was spite. We

1081
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 3: are now at the top of the order, Squash, you're

1082
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 3: down below. You're kind of beat up, so I.

1083
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 4: Am I have like a band aid over my eyebrow.

1084
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 4: How high of a jump is it to the cage?

1085
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 3: Too high? Oh, you could not reach it from here,

1086
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 3: not in your current condition.

1087
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,720
Speaker 4: Oh brother, Okay, Well, I start running towards the ladder

1088
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 4: and I say, gangway.

1089
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 3: All right, so you dust yourself off, make your way

1090
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 3: over to the ladder and are able to climb up

1091
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 3: basically right behind Trant Trant, who is basically one action

1092
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,720
Speaker 3: from the top now, but that's kind of where you're stuck. Murdy,

1093
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 3: We're up to you.

1094
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 5: All right. Well, I still have my shield raised. I'm

1095
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 5: just declaring that.

1096
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 3: Well, actually, at the start of a new turn, you

1097
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 3: have to raise it.

1098
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 5: Oh, I have to raise it again. That's fine, I'll

1099
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 5: raise my shield again.

1100
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 6: Uh, and I will will whack this boggart in front

1101
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 6: of me with my soup ladle, which is the favorite

1102
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 6: weapon of my super Caul.

1103
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 5: Thank you very much.

1104
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, go ahead and make an attack role.

1105
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 2: I cheer you on.

1106
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 5: Oh that was a not too listeners. That wasn't that too?

1107
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 5: I think I only had three.

1108
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 3: Was that your attack roll or was that a damage? No?

1109
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 5: That was my attack roll?

1110
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 3: Oh oh I see, yeah, No, that's not gonna do it.

1111
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 3: You do still have one action left if you want

1112
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 3: to swing again?

1113
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 2: How much does it take to heel? Is it one action?

1114
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 5: I could heal.

1115
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 3: Myself for one You could use the one action version

1116
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 3: of heel on yourself, which would heal yourself for one da.

1117
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 5: I don't think I want to do that right now?

1118
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 5: I'm in combat?

1119
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 6: Uh?

1120
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 5: Do I want to swing again? Does anybody really want

1121
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 5: a plus one?

1122
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1123
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 5: All right, a plus one?

1124
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 3: All right? So it sounds like you're casting guidance on Trent.

1125
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 3: Who is going next?

1126
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: Damn right?

1127
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 3: So trans you're still on the ladder, Okay?

1128
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: Can I climb up? Now?

1129
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 3: Yeah? You can climb up. Let me go ahead and

1130
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 3: move you down.

1131
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: All right. I'm gonna climb up that fucker and then

1132
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: first enemy I see, I'm gonna pull the shotgun off

1133
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: my back and I'm gonna empty a shitload of rocks

1134
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: and gunpowder into that son of a bitch.

1135
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,240
Speaker 3: All right, you climb up to the top of the ladder,

1136
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 3: draw your your your blunderbuss, and fire it into the

1137
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 3: wounded boggard. You damn you give me a chack roll.

1138
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: And that's a three.

1139
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:08,800
Speaker 3: So I will remind you that you do still have

1140
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 3: a hero.

1141
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll use that now, fuck it? Yeah yeah, okay, okay,

1142
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: that's a good time to use it. Natural twenty.

1143
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 3: Hey it works.

1144
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: Let's say there we go. I called it a shotgun.

1145
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 1: It's technically a handgun, but it's a handgun in the

1146
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 1: old ancient sense. So it is a shotgun. It's just

1147
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: a smooth bore tube that you throw whatever and gunpowder into.

1148
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: So that I don't have to support the evil arms

1149
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: industry by buying bullets. I just make my bullets with

1150
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: rocks and pieces of glass and that one guy's jawbone.

1151
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 4: There's legos in there.

1152
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: There's some legos in there. Sure pieces of people?

1153
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 3: Why not? All right, go ahead and roll damage.

1154
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's a one D six. I'm guessing it's

1155
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: times too.

1156
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, just just roll the D six and then multiply

1157
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 3: by two.

1158
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 1: All right, that's a six twelve.

1159
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 3: Go, So you level this archaic firearm that you've hand

1160
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 3: built yourself directly in the center of this boggart's chest

1161
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 3: and just blow it right out. The boggard falls in

1162
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 3: a heap of gore and viscera.

1163
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 5: Would you say it's croaked?

1164
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 4: Oh?

1165
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 2: Don't put people in cages, I say to the corpse, Yeah, that.

1166
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 3: Particular bargard won't be doing that anymore because it is

1167
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 3: very much dead. The other Boggard his eyes go incredibly

1168
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 3: wide when he sees that you just blew his friend away,

1169
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 3: but he is uninjured.

1170
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look back to spite and say, boss, I

1171
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: definitely did that because of the cages. One hundred percent

1172
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: all about the cages. Totally a cage thing.

1173
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe you.

1174
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 3: Well. The other Boggard now considers every other threat here

1175
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 3: secondary to the lunatic with the boomstick, and he is

1176
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 3: going to attempt to hit Trent with its morning star.

1177
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 3: Here we go, and I rolled a critical failure, so

1178
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 3: that's definitely gonna miss sweet. It is going to attempt

1179
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 3: to hit you again. Oh my god, it's panicking. It's

1180
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 3: just swinging wildly right now. It takes three wild panic

1181
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 3: swings that you desperate to try and kill you before

1182
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 3: you can use that gently weapon again. But in its panic,

1183
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 3: it doesn't hit you at all. All right, That is

1184
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 3: the end of the Bargaret's turn, and possibly it's life spiked.

1185
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 2: It is your turn, okay, so I am going to

1186
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 2: use my weapons surge, and I am going to take

1187
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 2: a swing at this thing with So basically I'm calling

1188
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 2: upon Malani to guide my hand. I yell Malani, guide

1189
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 2: my hand, and then think later, I really got to

1190
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 2: find a cooler way to say that. But that's what

1191
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 2: character thinks internally. Margaret has no qualms with the way

1192
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 2: that she said it. Sure, and I rolled nine plus

1193
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 2: eight is seventeen.

1194
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 3: To hit seventeen you are going to hit with Mulaney's blessing.

1195
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 2: It lands true, amazing, and then I'm going to do

1196
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 2: eight bludgeoning damage and five spirit damage, so a total

1197
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 2: of thirteen damage.

1198
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 3: That is an equally impressive hit to the boomstick, not

1199
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 3: that he can really compare, because I mean, it's just

1200
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 3: not as terrifying as blowing his friend's chest open. But

1201
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 3: that hurt really bad. Your morning Star lands true, and

1202
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 3: the Barker looks pretty badly injured. He is bleeding very

1203
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 3: heavily from the side of his head, but he is

1204
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 3: still up.

1205
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 2: I decide that rather than raising my shield, which is

1206
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 2: what I got taught in class to do, I'm just

1207
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 2: so angry that I'm taking another swing, all right, And

1208
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 2: that's a seventeen plus two for a total of nineteen.

1209
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 3: That is going to hit as well, even with the

1210
01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 3: penalty and twelve damage another twelve.

1211
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 2: Don't put people in cages so.

1212
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 3: That poor Boggart. Jesu's friend get blown to pieces. Desperately

1213
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 3: tries to kill the guy with the boomstick, completely ignoring

1214
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 3: the deadly morning star coming for the side of his head. Yeah,

1215
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 3: and within three seconds he's down and dead. He is ruined.

1216
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 3: You have caved in the side of his head. Both

1217
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 3: of the Boggarts have been defeated. They had such high

1218
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 3: hopes and then you brought explosives to bear. It's almost unfair.

1219
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 2: I immediately take their morning stars off their corpses, just

1220
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 2: they don't deserve morning stars before anything else happens.

1221
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 3: So that is the end of the combat. Both of

1222
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 3: the Boggards have been slain.

1223
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 4: We did it.

1224
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: I think we can safely say we saved all those

1225
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 1: people's lives. Time to leave.

1226
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 2: I think we should get them out of the cages.

1227
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 4: Why would we do that. Oh, I'm gonna throw them

1228
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 4: a lock picking kid. Yeah.

1229
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1230
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 1: You teach a man to fish, and then it gets lazy.

1231
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 2: They're unconscious.

1232
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 4: I filled down that hole and let me tell you fight.

1233
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 4: You don't have the lived experience that I do. Falling

1234
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 4: down a hole fucking sucks, So don't live like I did.

1235
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 3: I'll say this. With the Bargaarts defeated, the two villagers

1236
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 3: trapped in the cage feebly moaned in their sleep.

1237
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: Oh brother, a villagers love doing that.

1238
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 3: The cage hangs on a chain attached to the broken

1239
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 3: windmill gears up above. Several loose boards lie about, but

1240
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 3: the floor directly beneath the cage has given way, making

1241
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 3: any fall from that height a dangerous proposition. I'll fucking

1242
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 3: say squash would indeed know. Perhaps there is some clue

1243
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 3: on how to free them in the Boggart betting on

1244
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 3: the other side of the room, So the top floor

1245
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 3: of this, you know, taking a look around, it's pretty

1246
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 3: clear that the far side of the room over there,

1247
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 3: it looks like the Boggarts may have been camping there.

1248
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 3: It looks like there's betting and a fire pit up here,

1249
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 3: which seems kind of dangerous, although it does look like

1250
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 3: they put their fire pit on top of a large stone.

1251
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 2: Now, well, them are fine, murdy, can you heal them?

1252
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 5: I need to be close to them. But if we

1253
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 5: find how to get them down.

1254
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 1: I can get this cage open. I can get this

1255
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 1: cage open real easy.

1256
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 4: Well you should do it, no questions that all right.

1257
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 2: The problem is that there's multiple things we want, and

1258
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 2: one of them is the cage open. But we also

1259
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 2: want those two people rescued safely, and so the way

1260
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 2: that I'm guessing your thinking is unlikely to be as

1261
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 2: successful as what I think we should do, which is

1262
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 2: look around for a little bit and then figure out

1263
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 2: how to you know, use the glave to bring the

1264
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 2: cage closer or we don't know oh yet, but probably

1265
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 2: not bombs.

1266
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 4: Probably not bombs.

1267
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, boss, I hear what you're saying. Let

1268
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 1: me just make one note, which is that none of

1269
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:14,200
Speaker 1: these people are exactly lookers, and we all know scars

1270
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 1: are hot. I'm just saying.

1271
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 4: None of them are New York eight.

1272
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 2: If they would survive, then that might make sense.

1273
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 1: But if they die in the problem, people often survive.

1274
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 4: If often isn't people survive every day spite.

1275
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 2: Sometimes the wrong people.

1276
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:34,360
Speaker 1: I've survived me blowing myself up. Look, I'm not gonna

1277
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 1: push options on the table, though.

1278
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 4: I go over to all the betting and I like

1279
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 4: kick it down the hole, so it's underneath the cage.

1280
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 3: Let me describe a couple of things that you can

1281
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 3: go investigate if you want. There's the betting, which looks

1282
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 3: like it's made out of moss. There's the campfire, which

1283
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:54,680
Speaker 3: has a small kettle on it and a small bag

1284
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 3: next to it. It looks like they've been cooking stuff.

1285
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,959
Speaker 3: There is a barrel in the corner that looks recent

1286
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 3: like they put the lid on. There's a wheelbarrow next

1287
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 3: to that. So that's kind of what you got that's up.

1288
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 2: Here that you can also want to search the bodies.

1289
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 3: First things first, it sounded like Squash was going to

1290
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:14,920
Speaker 3: kick the betting down the hole. When you do this,

1291
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 3: you uncover that underneath one pile of the betting is

1292
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,640
Speaker 3: a long pole with a hook on it that looks

1293
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 3: like you could easily use it. Just snatch the cage

1294
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:26,400
Speaker 3: and pull it over to the edge.

1295
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 4: Squash wins again.

1296
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 3: Maybe, so that's what Squash was doing. I want to

1297
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 3: go around the table and ask what other folks were

1298
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:37,280
Speaker 3: doing as well. So Murdy, it sounded like you were

1299
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 3: interested in the campfire.

1300
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 6: Yes, I would like to invest to get the campfire please,

1301
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 6: and then perhaps light the fire, to put my soup

1302
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 6: over the fire, to keep it an even one sixty

1303
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 6: five degrees, so that I can kind.

1304
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 5: Of keep it very important everybody, including the people.

1305
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,440
Speaker 3: So could you give me a perception check?

1306
01:05:55,720 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 5: Sure cam, boss, that was eleven plus seven eighteen.

1307
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 3: So next to the stones, tucked into them, you find

1308
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:08,480
Speaker 3: a small bag that when you open it, it contains

1309
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 3: some fungus, some rather strange looking fungus, very acrid smelling.

1310
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 5: Can I roll a nature check to identify the fungus?

1311
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 3: You sure can?

1312
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 5: Sure can? Oh, that was an at twenty plus seven

1313
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 5: is twenty seven.

1314
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 3: So you look at it and what you learn is

1315
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 3: what it isn't. What it isn't is any fungus you

1316
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 3: would naturally find in the swamp. Now, maybe it's a

1317
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 3: rare fungus you just haven't heard of, but it's definitely

1318
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 3: something weird and you definitely think you probably shouldn't eat it.

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01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 3: By the way it smells, do.

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Speaker 4: You think it could reveal you to yourself?

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01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 3: I mean, that's not what the check revealed, but there's

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01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 3: one way to find out.

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Speaker 1: I give us a good idea of what the real

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01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 1: gods are. No offense, boss, I'm taking so.

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01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 3: Trance spiked or either one of you wanting to investigate anything.

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01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,640
Speaker 3: There's a barrel and a wheelbarrow.

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Speaker 2: I'm searching the bodies.

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01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,000
Speaker 1: These people in the cage are asleep, right, Yeah, it

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01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: looks like it. I'm gonna walk up to the cage

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Speaker 1: and discharge a firearm just next.

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Speaker 3: To them, sure, just so close that there's no way

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01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:23,200
Speaker 3: they're going to sleep through.

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01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 1: That, and say, wakey, wakey, you're being rescued. Yeah, congratulations,

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01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 1: you're saved.

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Speaker 3: So you fire off the handguard, much to everyone else's surprise. However,

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01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:39,520
Speaker 3: the one pair of folks who do not seem surprised

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01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 3: by it are the two villagers who continue to sleep

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01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,080
Speaker 3: inside the cage. They don't wake up.

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01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,440
Speaker 1: Okay, so these guys are pretty rude. I think we

1340
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 1: can be honest about that. Like, I'm offended at this point.

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01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 1: We put a lot of work into this.

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01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 2: I wonder if it's a magical tea that puts them

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Speaker 2: to sleep.

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Speaker 5: Can I make a medicine check on the fungus please?

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01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 3: Yes, I'll get to that. Yes you can. So they

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01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,360
Speaker 3: didn't wake up spite. In the meanwhile, you were checking

1347
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:09,680
Speaker 3: the boggarts for their gear. They're wearing studded leather armor.

1348
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 3: They have morning stars, they have slings with sling bullets.

1349
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 3: They both have a little bit of money on them.

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01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 3: You find about twenty two pieces of silver and eight

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01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:21,599
Speaker 3: gold pieces.

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01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,720
Speaker 2: Nice, Okay, I take the gold in the silver, I

1353
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:27,519
Speaker 2: will divate it up in a moment, And I take

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01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,320
Speaker 2: the two morning stars and I put them in my pack,

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01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:33,840
Speaker 2: not necessarily to sell them or anything, although I can

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01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:35,719
Speaker 2: I will, but just to bury them in the swamp

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01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,599
Speaker 2: so that they're never used for such a purpose.

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01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:42,720
Speaker 3: Again, that's fair, that's fair. You wouldn't want that. They

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01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:44,920
Speaker 3: don't appear to have anything else of value on them.

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01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 4: I want to investigate this barrel, hoping that there are

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01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 4: some nefarious objects in it that I can sell to

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01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:54,800
Speaker 4: off putting people.

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01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 3: So you take a look inside the barrel and it

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01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:02,200
Speaker 3: looks like a collection of objects, and from their different

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01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:05,120
Speaker 3: make and their different condition, it looks like this is

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01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,280
Speaker 3: just stuff the Boggarts may have collected over the past

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01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,800
Speaker 3: few weeks. You don't know. According to people in Bogbottom,

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01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 3: more people than this have disappeared. These were just the

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01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 3: most recent two that disappeared near the mill. And it's

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01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 3: quite possible that these boggards were responsible for more than

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01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:25,360
Speaker 3: just two people disappearing. But in the bottom you see

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01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:30,599
Speaker 3: four scrolls that are all bound up together. There are

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01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 3: a handful of small fials with some sort of red

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01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:38,960
Speaker 3: bubbling liquid in them. There is a rather nice looking sword,

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01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,280
Speaker 3: and there is also a rather nice looking rapier.

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01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:48,799
Speaker 4: Ooh my goodness, gracious he gads.

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01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:51,320
Speaker 3: And at the same time, squash, can you give me

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01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:52,479
Speaker 3: a perception check?

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01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 4: I would love eleven plus five is a sixteen?

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01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you take a look around the barrel, but you

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01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,519
Speaker 3: don't seem to find anything else of interest.

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01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:07,439
Speaker 4: Oh that's too bad, nobody else should do that.

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01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:12,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing there?

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01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,920
Speaker 2: Oh, well, who wants some.

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01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:17,839
Speaker 4: Of these vials and swords? Vials?

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Speaker 1: You say?

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01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 2: Oh, anything good in that barrel. I'm gonna go dig

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01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:21,439
Speaker 2: through the barrel too.

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01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:23,639
Speaker 4: I want Tran to check out these vials.

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01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:25,759
Speaker 1: I will check out the vials.

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01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 3: Sure, well, we'll keep this nice and simple spite. Give

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01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:33,040
Speaker 3: me a perception check, Trance. You look at these four

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01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:37,880
Speaker 3: vials and you immediately recognize your favorite. These are four

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01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,679
Speaker 3: lesser alchemist fires.

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01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 1: Oh excellent. These are useless for everyone but me, so

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01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:44,599
Speaker 1: I'll just keep these in my belt.

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01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 3: So basically, this works like just having four extra that

1398
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 3: don't go bad at the end of the day. You

1399
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:50,920
Speaker 3: can keep these as long as you want.

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01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:53,200
Speaker 1: Excellent, I'm gonna add that to my sheet.

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01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 2: I rolled in nineteen plus four, so twenty three.

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01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,679
Speaker 3: This barrel has a false bottom.

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01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, oh, there's more stuff underneath, I think,

1404
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,920
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna pry open the false bottom.

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01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 4: That's classic spite.

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01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 1: Are there more vials?

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01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:13,120
Speaker 3: So there actually are two more small glass vials. But

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01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:16,639
Speaker 3: these ones don't look like bombs. These ones are thin

1409
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 3: and narrow, and they have a blue liquid in them,

1410
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,599
Speaker 3: And after checking them out for just a moment, you're

1411
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 3: pretty sure these are elixirs of life. These are also

1412
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:29,840
Speaker 3: alchemical items that heal you. For one D six plus

1413
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:31,840
Speaker 3: one down, there's two of them.

1414
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:35,439
Speaker 1: Sorry, guys, these are useless. They don't explode or anything.

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01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:37,760
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no, these just throw

1416
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:38,240
Speaker 3: them away.

1417
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,200
Speaker 4: I throw one over my shoulder.

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01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 2: As soon as you all look at them negatively, I

1419
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 2: put them in my own pocket.

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01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,080
Speaker 5: These are blasphemous. Only the soup peels.

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01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:55,640
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I will say those are healing thing immajigs.

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01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,439
Speaker 4: I'm like fighting spie. Like no, I hate them.

1423
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,800
Speaker 1: Some alchemists prefer these.

1424
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,200
Speaker 2: Why don't we get those people out of the cage

1425
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,439
Speaker 2: and then figure out why they're still brother?

1426
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,719
Speaker 4: Okay, I wander over to the cage.

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01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:12,120
Speaker 3: Right, So with the pole with the hook, you can

1428
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:14,479
Speaker 3: attempt to pull the cage over to the edge so

1429
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:17,360
Speaker 3: that you can more easily open it. Doing so requires

1430
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:18,320
Speaker 3: an athletics check.

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01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:19,400
Speaker 4: I do that.

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01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:21,120
Speaker 3: Whoever's good at athletics should dry.

1433
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:21,559
Speaker 2: I'm awesome.

1434
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,360
Speaker 4: I got plus five plus seven.

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01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:24,640
Speaker 3: Oh you do it?

1436
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:25,240
Speaker 5: What?

1437
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 3: And I will say this. The pole is long enough

1438
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 3: that you can both work on it, so one of

1439
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:29,880
Speaker 3: you will aid the other.

1440
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:30,639
Speaker 2: Okay, great?

1441
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:33,120
Speaker 3: Oh hey, the best way to do that is to

1442
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,439
Speaker 3: have the person with the smaller bonus roll the aid

1443
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:37,480
Speaker 3: check and then the other person.

1444
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:42,360
Speaker 4: A fucking teamwork baby. Yeah, well it's a nine plus five,

1445
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:43,280
Speaker 4: so fourteen, and.

1446
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 2: Then I got a twelve plus seven is nineteen.

1447
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,720
Speaker 3: The two of you, working together managed to pull the

1448
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:52,640
Speaker 3: cage over to the edge, and then, frankly, it's not

1449
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 3: even really locked. It's just got like a simple rope latch,

1450
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 3: so you can kind of just open it and drag

1451
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 3: the villagers out. Now that the cage just on solid ground. However,

1452
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 3: once you have them. Nothing you can do can rouse them.

1453
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:09,280
Speaker 3: They are entirely unconscious. They do appear to be almost

1454
01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:13,759
Speaker 3: like they're sleeping, but no amount of noise or shaking

1455
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:17,120
Speaker 3: or anything. We'll wake them up.

1456
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:20,040
Speaker 1: All right, I got an idea. There's a fire pit here,

1457
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,479
Speaker 1: right there is, Murdy, do.

1458
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,840
Speaker 2: You know anything about this condition? Or I wonder if

1459
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:26,360
Speaker 2: the mushrooms was a sleeping tea?

1460
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 6: Well, I also wonder if the mushrooms were a sleeping tea.

1461
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,479
Speaker 6: I do have a medics kit. I would like to

1462
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:36,519
Speaker 6: investigate those mushrooms to see if they were like sleeping

1463
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:39,200
Speaker 6: tea or poison, and then also potentially tree poison.

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01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:41,720
Speaker 1: Okay, well, well she's doing that. I'm gonna grab a

1465
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,760
Speaker 1: piece of charcoal and I'm gonna take it over to

1466
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:46,240
Speaker 1: one of the unconscious people and I'm gonna draw just

1467
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:47,679
Speaker 1: a little dick on their face.

1468
01:13:51,439 --> 01:13:56,360
Speaker 3: It's an important Did it work? So Murdy, go ahead

1469
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,320
Speaker 3: and give me a medicine check. All right?

1470
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:02,000
Speaker 5: Well that was a nine plus seven or sixteen.

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01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:05,280
Speaker 3: You can't be certain, but you definitely aren't suspicious of

1472
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,320
Speaker 3: this fungus. You found that it may have something to

1473
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,439
Speaker 3: do with this. You do know that back in bog Bottom.

1474
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:14,000
Speaker 3: The town elders amongst them had some pretty skilled healers

1475
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:16,479
Speaker 3: who frankly have lived there their entire lives, so they

1476
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 3: may have a better idea of what you're dealing with.

1477
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,360
Speaker 3: But you need to get the villagers back to them. Fortunately,

1478
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 3: you've got a wheelbarrow, so shouldn't be too hard to

1479
01:14:24,439 --> 01:14:26,720
Speaker 3: get these unconscious villagers back.

1480
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,559
Speaker 2: There is a ladder in between, but it's going.

1481
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:31,200
Speaker 3: To take some work.

1482
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:32,759
Speaker 5: Who is that climbing?

1483
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:33,599
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1484
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:38,799
Speaker 2: And then both Trent and Spite are I feel reasonably strong?

1485
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,960
Speaker 2: I feel like I can probably carry a part reasonably Yeah.

1486
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:45,480
Speaker 3: In fact, the rest of the day is spent transporting

1487
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:48,880
Speaker 3: the missing villagers back to the small swamp community of

1488
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:54,040
Speaker 3: Bog Bottom while avoiding dun Meyer's many other dangers. Murders

1489
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,080
Speaker 3: and whispers quickly turn to cheers as the townsfolk pour

1490
01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:00,200
Speaker 3: out of their stilt houses onto the wooden walkway to

1491
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:05,479
Speaker 3: witness your triumphant return. The village elders quickly approach to

1492
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:08,600
Speaker 3: hear the tale of the adventure. While La Drusa, the

1493
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:13,280
Speaker 3: town healer, examines the unconscious villagers. The assembled crowd listens

1494
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,840
Speaker 3: to the story with looks of grave concern. They've always

1495
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:19,960
Speaker 3: had friendly relations with the local Boggards. A few even

1496
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:22,439
Speaker 3: live in town, and learning that some have taken to

1497
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:26,639
Speaker 3: kidnapping is a startling turn of events. Later that evening,

1498
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:30,479
Speaker 3: the town throws a joyous beast and celebration. Yet after

1499
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:34,360
Speaker 3: every bite of the feast and behind every song, there's

1500
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:40,320
Speaker 3: a lingering feeling that cannot be shaken. This is far

1501
01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:44,400
Speaker 3: from over, and that is where we are going to

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01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 3: end this second session of Down and the Frogs. I

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01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:49,640
Speaker 3: want to thank you all for playing. This was a

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01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,840
Speaker 3: lot of fun. I look forward to continuing our tale

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Speaker 3: in the next chapter.

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Speaker 2: And thanks everyone for listening. I don't know we should

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Speaker 2: do plugs here at the end, but really quickly. I'm

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Speaker 2: Margare Kiljoy. You can find me on the internet.

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Speaker 4: I'll see you next time, Handsome.

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Speaker 1: I'm I.

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Speaker 2: I was wondering when you're gonna tell people with the

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Speaker 2: fact that you have a podcast called the Spectacle.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a podcast, but I'm enjoying being on

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Speaker 2: I all right, see y'all next week when the not

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Speaker 2: over thing continues to not be over in dawn of the.

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