Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand, Pressess off Air Shows, Scary Jones and Great
Speaker 1: Tea Joe. This episode number seventy six. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: the Affair Show. I'm scary, got cart tea over there.
Speaker 1: You know why I like seventy six because when you
Speaker 1: add seven and six together you get the thirteen. And
Speaker 1: that's my favorite number. Thirteen in the house house, right,
Speaker 1: I ain't afraid it's thirteen. Also bull freak joining us
Speaker 1: over there, then on the keys over here, on the
Speaker 1: key'm over here? Now, well for give me a song
Speaker 1: for a number thirteen? Superstition flirteen, Come on, or starry,
Speaker 1: you got superstition, very superstition. You want to take rating
Speaker 1: on the wall. If there's anything we say or do
Speaker 1: on the show today, you go to drop us an
Speaker 1: email at the Offair Show at gmail dot com, or
Speaker 1: you can tweet us at the gym at the off
Speaker 1: Fair Show like this. Yeah. This is not the official
Speaker 1: song of the day. No, no, it's not. This is
Speaker 1: just getting us warm national songs of every day. So
Speaker 1: much happening today. We have our our friends coming in
Speaker 1: from Oh my god, yes, they're waiting at the door.
Speaker 1: They're scratching at the door. Seriously, you know why people
Speaker 1: from the staff is scratching at our door? Why hooting
Speaker 1: Patasonic Pete? Why because we have Stasi from vander Pump
Speaker 1: Rules coming in. Yes, we have a guest on the
Speaker 1: show today. We have a guest. It's gonna start smelling
Speaker 1: a lot better in here in just a little while. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but tells that especially after you just let one loose.
Speaker 1: It is super Steve showered. What's your say, Stevie Wonder song?
Speaker 1: This is a good one. It is I kind of like, uh,
Speaker 1: I believe when I found and it will be. Do
Speaker 1: you have a favorite one? No, I don't mind, sir, Duke, dude,
Speaker 1: I love Duke. That might be my favorite. Cand You
Speaker 1: can't do it. I can't sing along to it, you
Speaker 1: can't play it on the keyboard. Come on play it?
Speaker 1: Why you studio on this? The genius and I'm a
Speaker 1: mere amateur. We can always get in touch with us
Speaker 1: at gmail. He's like, yeah, the aufor show at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. Yeah, he's a genius. I agree that, a
Speaker 1: lyrical genius. We got so many compliments on your Halloween
Speaker 1: your Halloween song, so many it was my song, a
Speaker 1: Dracula song, whatever it was. Can we start give you
Speaker 1: accolades and tell you that that was pretty hot. It was.
Speaker 1: It was so good round. Plus, I mean how you
Speaker 1: did that, it was amazing how you played the part
Speaker 1: of Dracula and then you kill the song and the
Speaker 1: whole thing. It just it made the Halloween show what
Speaker 1: it is. I just called Cantrac and I said, come on,
Speaker 1: let's do this song together, and he said, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: come in for you. Well, I think I gotta tell you.
Speaker 1: I I think it's it's incredible that you have that talent.
Speaker 1: I know I cannot. I can't rap like that. I
Speaker 1: can't just come up with lyrics. I can't write music.
Speaker 1: I can't play the keyboard. Scary. What what are you
Speaker 1: really talented at? For real? Be honest, I'm do you
Speaker 1: have a real talent giving you titles and artists and
Speaker 1: years of songs for like you know, the sixties, seventies
Speaker 1: and eighties, nineties and and today. So you can name
Speaker 1: ald songs. I can if you give me. If you
Speaker 1: give me a song like that's so and so and
Speaker 1: so and so from that's the song. If we played
Speaker 1: you a couple of seconds of an old song, you
Speaker 1: can name the the artist and the title of this
Speaker 1: a very good chance that, Yeah, that's my song. And
Speaker 1: then give us the name of the title. Yeah, give
Speaker 1: us a give us a song of your eyes. You
Speaker 1: know Paul Creek, we learned his great at films, right
Speaker 1: he can. He'll tell the music music battle. You give
Speaker 1: him a title. Are an artist, They'll give him a
Speaker 1: title of a film. He'll take you who was in it?
Speaker 1: You know that thing about movie trip? You know, so
Speaker 1: you know everything about movies. You're phenomenal. And you're also
Speaker 1: phenomenal piano player, a lyricist, you know all that stuff. Whatever, whatever,
Speaker 1: I'll be a lyricist for you. I have no talent whatsoever.
Speaker 1: I have zero talent, nothing, nothing. At often I'm handy.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a handy guy. Like I can build stuff.
Speaker 1: I can that. That's only like I'm redoing my basement
Speaker 1: by myself. You know, I can do that stuff. And
Speaker 1: when you were in a carpenter. So I'm good at
Speaker 1: playing the piano because I took lessons for seven years
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, and then I took drum lessons.
Speaker 1: Music has always been part of my life. You have
Speaker 1: nothing like that in your life. When you were younger,
Speaker 1: growing up, your parents didn't like that. Your mom said, hey,
Speaker 1: come on, let's go to the karate place. You know, well,
Speaker 1: I played soccer. I was a very good soccer player,
Speaker 1: and I could play ice hockey. I was a good
Speaker 1: ice hockey player as well. You touched the narrav on
Speaker 1: the karate. Yeah, I took karate. I did not did, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I did, and I went from It took me a
Speaker 1: long time to go from white belt to yellow belt
Speaker 1: and seven years and that was it. And then I
Speaker 1: and then I stopped. So I know the first katha.
Speaker 1: Show me one karate move. This is the first cop.
Speaker 1: Let's take a picture, put on Instagram two three, and
Speaker 1: then you do side Uh, there's a sidekick, sidekick. Let's
Speaker 1: you know what? I got to do? A roundhouse? Yeah,
Speaker 1: show us around how to give me some karate? But
Speaker 1: give me something. What do you got it? The sort
Speaker 1: of thing that needs to go on the off air
Speaker 1: show Instagram. Yeah, I get like a little video stor
Speaker 1: doing around house. I'm taking a picture of this right now.
Speaker 1: Get I'm taking a picture of this. Let's do a
Speaker 1: boomerang and give me karate kid music. Unfortunately, by the way,
Speaker 1: you got Joe Sposito you're the best japan around. Scary
Speaker 1: shade aldi Japanese. Let me get a video, comes video?
Speaker 1: Is that your roundhouse? I forgot? I forgot to do.
Speaker 1: Don't you have to like actually lift your leg in
Speaker 1: the air and then kick? I can't. We were on
Speaker 1: a compet here on a carpet. Yeah, I'm impeded by
Speaker 1: the carpet. I'll tell you. It was back in the day.
Speaker 1: I took karate and it didn't go very well, so
Speaker 1: I stopped. You would getting mugged carpet here, right, So
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do a chop If there
Speaker 1: was no carpet here, I was shopping, you know, chopping
Speaker 1: you're fucking meeting didn't So, yeah, that was that. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so that was my talent, I guess, and then sound
Speaker 1: like it was a talent. I tried to play a guitar,
Speaker 1: but I'm a left I didn't know any of these things.
Speaker 1: When did you try to play the guitars? The posts class?
Speaker 1: That doesn't count because he took a high school class.
Speaker 1: You tried to play guitar. I tried. You were forced
Speaker 1: to play the guitar if he was, I was. I
Speaker 1: took a class on they they listen. I didn't go
Speaker 1: very well. They made me, they made they tried to
Speaker 1: restring a guitar, to make it a left handed guitar
Speaker 1: to are you for real? He's blaming it. McCarney plays
Speaker 1: left hand guitar. He plays left hand. You got any
Speaker 1: Paul mccartey can plus Paul McCartney, could you want? Paul
Speaker 1: McCartney and baby. I'm amazed at the way baby. It's
Speaker 1: not baby. He never says baby. Wants he does, no,
Speaker 1: he does not. It's maybe he says, yeah, what yeh?
Speaker 1: He says baby to a woman. But listen to this,
Speaker 1: he say all the time. Listen. Can we get down
Speaker 1: the business? I have a lot of things happening. We
Speaker 1: do so. We have Stacy's coming up in just a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes after the song. We had a song
Speaker 1: to play. But you are we ready to do a
Speaker 1: football picks right about now? I think we should Okay,
Speaker 1: before we do that, Okay, before we do that, I
Speaker 1: just want to remind everybody today is game Tonight is
Speaker 1: Game seven of the World Series. The Cubs and the Indians.
Speaker 1: Bald freak. He chose the Indians, scary you, and I
Speaker 1: chose the Cubs. Remember, if the Cubs lose, Bald Freak
Speaker 1: gets to shave a mohawk in our hair tomorrow. If
Speaker 1: the Indians lose Bald Freak, I am bringing in red
Speaker 1: paint and we are gonna paint a red These things
Speaker 1: are gonna happen. Yes, it is. If if the Indians tonight,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones, are you gonna let me shave a mohawk
Speaker 1: into your let's you you want to be real. We
Speaker 1: were meeting before you said you wanted it to be real.
Speaker 1: I've tied a line to the audience. Then then I'm
Speaker 1: really not gonna shave a mohawk. Why not because I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna I'm not gonna allow it. Why not because
Speaker 1: I'm being real. I'm telling you that I have the razor.
Speaker 1: He'll just because you have the razor doesn't mean he
Speaker 1: wants you. You could put it like on like like
Speaker 1: like you know, to on his and then leave the
Speaker 1: center and he still has a mohawk, you know, like
Speaker 1: you could do that. Why you want to shave a
Speaker 1: mohawk in the middle of his head, like a reverse mohawk.
Speaker 1: Let's do that, Scary, Yes, reverse mohawk just happening. You
Speaker 1: know what you're doing, like scary to get a reverse mohawk.
Speaker 1: We want you to tweet us at the off air
Speaker 1: show also and hashtag reverse mohawk. And there's no way
Speaker 1: you're painting my head if why not? Why why can't
Speaker 1: you guys step up and do something cool. I need
Speaker 1: to go out in the real world and like, you
Speaker 1: can wash it off later on, all right, if it's
Speaker 1: if it's washable, it will be washable paint only it's
Speaker 1: so if the cub paint, if the Cubs win. If
Speaker 1: the Cubs win, we're painting a red streak in your bullhead. Okay,
Speaker 1: but if the Indians win that you can not gonna
Speaker 1: live up to his end of the bed, So then
Speaker 1: you can do it to me. You can dose. No,
Speaker 1: he has to be in We'll have to what the
Speaker 1: shade your ass or something. Yes, we're gonna sha something
Speaker 1: that we we have to we gotta do. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I want this hazing. I want to give
Speaker 1: you a massive wedge or something. Something we had to
Speaker 1: kick you or something. Why Why is there pain and
Speaker 1: embarrassment involved in all of your gambling. Why can't we
Speaker 1: just do some stuff for cash like I doing on
Speaker 1: football pool. This is all I'm used to. This is
Speaker 1: what I did when I was was a pledge, when
Speaker 1: I was a Fratorney, I got it, I got paised.
Speaker 1: Speaking of bets. All right, football tea, three hundred bucks
Speaker 1: up for grabs. Let's talk about this past week, so
Speaker 1: must up the next week. Alright, we start got the
Speaker 1: golden sombrero. Who's gonna wear it? We started off. Scary
Speaker 1: is eight and seven wall Ford. You and I are
Speaker 1: both seven and eight. To come back kid, all right,
Speaker 1: you and you and him both at three of sombreros.
Speaker 1: I've only worn two. Nothing. It's just about who gets
Speaker 1: the most wins at the end of the day. All Right,
Speaker 1: let's review. Here we go. Scary, you chose the Jets
Speaker 1: over the Browns, Yes I did. You were correct, Yes
Speaker 1: I was scary. You chose the Green Bay Packers over
Speaker 1: the Lanta Falcons. Yes you were wrong. I can't believe
Speaker 1: that happen. The music for this one, yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: also talk about this one. He chose the Minnesota Vike
Speaker 1: guy was talking to Big Gaming of the day over
Speaker 1: the over the Bears. Here, Jones, you were also wrongs.
Speaker 1: He got one. He said, there's no way in hell.
Speaker 1: That's that the Bears are going to beat the Vikings
Speaker 1: and mocked me, that's right incessantly. Here he went one
Speaker 1: and two a losing record there, okay, Mr prognostic Greg
Speaker 1: t Yeah, okay, you put the music back on there.
Speaker 1: I chose. I chose the Jacksonville Jaguars that they're gonna
Speaker 1: turn around over the Tennessee Titans. I was wrong. I
Speaker 1: chose because everything's going on in Cleveland. I said, let's
Speaker 1: go Browns. The Browns will beat the Jets. Wrong. Wrong.
Speaker 1: I also went on the limb and I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, this team is gonna win at home, Tampa
Speaker 1: Bay Buccaneers over the Raiders and said, you lose. You
Speaker 1: guess you have to win more than that. But here''s
Speaker 1: not at the sombrero. I'm right, okay, ball freak, we'll
Speaker 1: start with the Minnesota said that Bears. He said Bears,
Speaker 1: and he got it. Yeah. That he also, Bull Freak,
Speaker 1: you said Patriots over the Buffalo Bills, right, and he
Speaker 1: got that one right. Yeah. And then Freak said, and
Speaker 1: you know, by the way, honestly, god, you're not really
Speaker 1: a big football fan, are you. How the hell do
Speaker 1: you do this like I'm a casual fan. Did this guy,
Speaker 1: this off ball freak chose the Houston Texans off the
Speaker 1: teacher and he got that right? Full freaking is own
Speaker 1: three with three? No, I can't even keep straight? How
Speaker 1: did you get this? You know what? Somebody's advising this
Speaker 1: kid now, I'm we're doing it all on the cuff.
Speaker 1: Here you are now nine and seven? Right? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry nine and uh nine? You're nine nine and
Speaker 1: ball freak? You are now with three wins? Yet pen
Speaker 1: your ten and eight? That's right? And Greg t I
Speaker 1: am you ship the bag slurps three? Who's wearing the
Speaker 1: goldie Sobrara seven eleven? Where is it? Gets at my desk?
Speaker 1: I gotta go get You'll take a picture with it later,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, you gotta wear it, bro, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll go get the freaking spra you're gonna you're gonna
Speaker 1: wear for inter she that's right? All right? So telling
Speaker 1: about this song and that's the song and we got
Speaker 1: our our nest our guest on the show today. If
Speaker 1: you like what you're hearing, let us know your problem,
Speaker 1: show us some love on the face book, Instagram and Twitter.
Speaker 1: After you on fair show. He's gonna get the Sabrara
Speaker 1: is gonna wear it. And after this song we got
Speaker 1: stas from on who She's an Avanda pump pools coming in.
Speaker 1: It's Kasi le On and waited the moment. I'm a
Speaker 1: weird change. Listen Tim Bow listens at Ambreen. She's a
Speaker 1: little man, you have a chicken time bomb. It's Kings
Speaker 1: of Leon, which the moment on all their show is
Speaker 1: that not a good song? I love that you. I
Speaker 1: think Bob freaky Woul getting into an air guitar bull
Speaker 1: freakle like Kings of Leon. I just want to take
Speaker 1: this opportunity to thank you guys protexting me and calling
Speaker 1: me and said, hey, Ron, we want you to pick
Speaker 1: a song on the air show anytime. You know. I
Speaker 1: appreciate you. Guys heard me loud and clear. The audience
Speaker 1: already congratulated on your Halloween song. What more do you
Speaker 1: want to hear the listeners? The listeners also needs constant reinforcement.
Speaker 1: Freaky yeah, but what would you do? You what we
Speaker 1: could do every day on the Elvis Duran mording show
Speaker 1: where you get no compliments? What would you do that?
Speaker 1: And you've been doing it for eight years? Oh, my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, she's waiting outside. Listen, I'm taking
Speaker 1: the sobrero off. I'm not gonna meet Stas wearing the sombrero. Man,
Speaker 1: that's part of the room. I'm not. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You wear the sombrero. You wear this exactly. You're gonna
Speaker 1: wear the sombrero for Sta. You're not wearing like we're having,
Speaker 1: not wearing like a fake mustache too. Let's not go there.
Speaker 1: This is so I think I'll tell you this is
Speaker 1: really big. This is huge that you're here. I really
Speaker 1: do appreciate it. And he gives us proof that the
Speaker 1: Afair Show is now finally on the map. Here. I
Speaker 1: think we finally made it. I think we finally made it. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold up, why are you wearing a sombrero. I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you know what. I'm forget this thing. I'm so no, no, no,
Speaker 1: leave it. Leave it. That's not fair of you. Know,
Speaker 1: you think it's Vanderbump rules fun that it's Stas rules,
Speaker 1: and I say leave it. So you know, this is
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. So the deal is is that you know
Speaker 1: we do football picks on a Thursday going into the weekend,
Speaker 1: and that the guy on the All Fair Show that
Speaker 1: gets the worst amount of picks. You know who does
Speaker 1: the worst here has to wear the gret ship the
Speaker 1: bed right now. I went going through this week. You
Speaker 1: lost me at football, so I'm with you there. It's
Speaker 1: not about the football. It's about the sombre the entire time.
Speaker 1: It's so embarrassing. Kindly kept it on. It's gone. That's no, no, no,
Speaker 1: leave it better like that. It's such a poor sport,
Speaker 1: you suck. It's welcome, by the way, thank you. More importantly,
Speaker 1: there's a bottle of wine in front of me, and
Speaker 1: i'd like to open it? Yes? Could you? Would you
Speaker 1: do the honors that I would love to? Such a gentleman,
Speaker 1: I'll be your bartender. I'm not a gentleman. Yes, so
Speaker 1: we did bring wine in. I'm trying to, like, holding
Speaker 1: up to my legs trying to open it. I know
Speaker 1: you're I know you're a peen a Griggio fan. I'm
Speaker 1: an every wine fan, are you and everyone? That's because great.
Speaker 1: He didn't think that the shard would be good enough
Speaker 1: for you. He thinks it's cooking wine. No, well I
Speaker 1: haven't tried it yet. Yes, okay, but here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If you treat Peeno Griggio and I serve you shardonnay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be upset. That's not what you want. It's like,
Speaker 1: here's Piscatto or a reesling, but I know you like
Speaker 1: Peeno Grigio. It's not the same. Well you're sucked up.
Speaker 1: You did suck up. How's the wine stock? It's actually
Speaker 1: really good, it is. I'm not bullshitting you. So yeah,
Speaker 1: So in case you're wondering, we have we have the
Speaker 1: off air heads that listen to the show. They're great.
Speaker 1: These are the people that are hardcore fans of our podcast.
Speaker 1: We've got a toddler in the house. Yeah, we got
Speaker 1: to taller. We do backwards talk sometimes, so toddlerg meets
Speaker 1: hot girl. But it's not so much coaching because we
Speaker 1: just said we got a clever, cleverer and all the
Speaker 1: and all the guys are yugs because that's backwards. That's yugs.
Speaker 1: So you can use that on your podcast. Were not so.
Speaker 1: First of all, we got we gotta get into vander
Speaker 1: Pump Rules. It's back Monday night at Central on Bravo.
Speaker 1: Of course, the fifth season. It is pretty cool. I
Speaker 1: still have the previews. Yeah, it looks looks juicy, looks good.
Speaker 1: We'll get there in a second, but right now, because
Speaker 1: we're talking about podcasts and you happen to be on one,
Speaker 1: talk about your podcast real quick? Yeah, I just know
Speaker 1: what do you do? I have a podcast called Straight
Speaker 1: Up with Stacy. I've been doing it for almost two years,
Speaker 1: and basically what I started it, I wanted to set
Speaker 1: out to just like have mainly women but men listen,
Speaker 1: to have them feel like they're sitting around getting wasted
Speaker 1: with their friends talking about things they don't say in public.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like how I live my life.
Speaker 1: I've been Instead of saying wasted, you could say can
Speaker 1: nerd because canard is drunk backwards and it sounds cool
Speaker 1: you memorize these words or like are you thinking about
Speaker 1: them right now? That quick? Yeah, A bunch of tal
Speaker 1: Lerk's hanging out of your podcast all getting candy there
Speaker 1: you go exactly, and guys want to go out Fridy night?
Speaker 1: What they wanted to want to cough? Want to cough?
Speaker 1: Do you have a legend for me to look at
Speaker 1: some sort of key right now? So what goes on
Speaker 1: on your podcast? How did you get started? And and
Speaker 1: shenanigans Um. I worked for a play dot it CBS
Speaker 1: radio and they just came to me two years ago
Speaker 1: and asked me if I wanted to, And I at
Speaker 1: first was like, absolutely not, hell no, because my boyfriend
Speaker 1: at the time is a rate well he was. He
Speaker 1: still has a radio host, but we're not together. And
Speaker 1: I saw how hard it is. Like I was always
Speaker 1: at Serious XM hanging out watching everybody, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that is one of the toughest jobs to have to
Speaker 1: be on in your brain just constantly going like there's
Speaker 1: no fucking way I could do a podcast. So the
Speaker 1: fact that I was really scared of it made me
Speaker 1: realize I had to try it. And then once I
Speaker 1: started doing it, I loved it. It has given me.
Speaker 1: I feel so rewarded. I'm really connecting with people, like
Speaker 1: when there's no other outlet, like the way that radio is.
Speaker 1: It's so intimate and you just feel like you're making friends.
Speaker 1: And I've always loved talk radio, so I knew that,
Speaker 1: Like I have that feeling with people that I listened to,
Speaker 1: and the fact that now people are like that with me,
Speaker 1: it's just it's the best when I get an email
Speaker 1: saying like I'm depressed and like somebody in my family
Speaker 1: just died, and like your podcast is the only thing
Speaker 1: that like brightens my week. It's like, okay, cool, I
Speaker 1: shoot me down down now you're for the right reason.
Speaker 1: But it's also a great outlet because when you're working,
Speaker 1: when you're doing the show, you're doing that and now
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you know, you get something for yourself,
Speaker 1: which is the podcast. And you know, the same thing
Speaker 1: with us when we do the Elvis durre In Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It's you know, the way Elvis wants it and what's
Speaker 1: going on, but you know he's allowed us to, you know,
Speaker 1: go out and do our own thing, hence the Afair Show.
Speaker 1: And I think we all three of us bal freak
Speaker 1: scery and we look forward to doing this for you know,
Speaker 1: forty five minutes a day. It's kind of our outlet
Speaker 1: and all of our emotions are raw and they're out
Speaker 1: there and they're honest, they're authentic. So if we're having
Speaker 1: a shitty day, we're gonna hear about it. That's what
Speaker 1: I said. Yeah, Like my podcast can be kind of
Speaker 1: depressing sometimes because I'm like, fucking life sucks today. I
Speaker 1: don't have anything to say for myself, I'm on my
Speaker 1: period and I feel fat, Like just can somebody like come?
Speaker 1: You know, by the way said all that we that's love.
Speaker 1: This is great. This is the most real we've been
Speaker 1: all the morning drunk drunk cheers, everyone cheers. So um
Speaker 1: with obviously with vanderpunk rules coming back on Monday night. Um,
Speaker 1: you were, you were on the show. You went away
Speaker 1: for a while to come back to live in New
Speaker 1: York and then you went back correct or did you?
Speaker 1: Did you ever? Was there like when you with your
Speaker 1: boyfriend here? Yeah? Here, but it wasn't during filming, so
Speaker 1: it was like off season. It was season stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I lived here. Um, I did leave though for
Speaker 1: half of season I guess technically half of season three
Speaker 1: and half of season four, So okay, yeah, I took
Speaker 1: a little hiatus. It gets real, It gets hard, It
Speaker 1: gets really tough, because I think what makes our show
Speaker 1: so special is that we were an actual, real group
Speaker 1: of friends in real relationship ups with each other, and
Speaker 1: because we weren't cast to be friends, that makes all
Speaker 1: of the drama that much more personal. So that's what
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask, Because there were relationships before going
Speaker 1: in and then now there's after and then there are
Speaker 1: a lot of people that are you know, there are
Speaker 1: people that who's with whose ex? And there was some
Speaker 1: of that drama going on for a while, like yeah,
Speaker 1: like how does that play into the show, you know,
Speaker 1: as opposed to you know, shows that are quote casted
Speaker 1: for we need a female that fits this description. Well,
Speaker 1: that's why our shows awesome. Honestly, that's the drama most
Speaker 1: it's real, like everything. All these are like really raw
Speaker 1: emotions and reactions and we we fight hard and love hard,
Speaker 1: and it's just it's a very intense thing to go
Speaker 1: through with your loved ones. It's really weird. Speaking of real,
Speaker 1: we have got two amazing, real people in the studio
Speaker 1: with us that are real, big fans of yours, bigger
Speaker 1: than we are, massive, massive Ander pop Rule fans, so
Speaker 1: real mom, and we brought them. There's that Okay, okay, Perry,
Speaker 1: that Vivian Hi Hi. Yeah, and our all fair show army.
Speaker 1: We recognize Panasonic Pete swing microphone over Pete right over
Speaker 1: right over there, Panason, and Pete is one of the
Speaker 1: sales guys and he's always trying to pitch all kinds
Speaker 1: of ideas, but we always fall flat. But he's trying
Speaker 1: to get He's trying to get sponsors. You have sponsors
Speaker 1: for your podcast. Paul probably sell you. He can't sell us,
Speaker 1: but he can probably your podcast. Wait is it? Is it?
Speaker 1: Do you like? Work for Panasonic? Why are you called that?
Speaker 1: He's a big fan of the product of Wait Where
Speaker 1: does your nickname come from? Because that was one of
Speaker 1: his major sponsors which no longer tell us that that
Speaker 1: was a major advertiser of mine on their show, who
Speaker 1: was no longer an advertising Thank you? Six episodes to
Speaker 1: hear you can we come up with a new nickname.
Speaker 1: We're going to find that he wants to cover up
Speaker 1: the Panasonic's age. He was right, but he really does.
Speaker 1: So he comes in and he tried to do the
Speaker 1: show with us, and we love him, and the author
Speaker 1: show family has adopted him, so we just we bring
Speaker 1: him up as much as he can. But he loves
Speaker 1: being a part of the show. You're like a whackpacker. Yes, now,
Speaker 1: Vivian Landing our first sponsor for this podcast, and we
Speaker 1: had that in common with you, and you just found out.
Speaker 1: We didn't know that you're a part of it as well.
Speaker 1: We just had a meeting today with oh mc weldon
Speaker 1: was one of my first sponsors too. They've been so
Speaker 1: right or die that like they I love them. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, we're just signed today. Contracts are inc is
Speaker 1: still wet as they say, we just signed on with
Speaker 1: mac Weldon today. Congratulations. There's such a great brand to
Speaker 1: work for, seriously, and they really do like transform men
Speaker 1: into like the hottest dudes that we told them that
Speaker 1: you were coming and he was like, he was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, He's like tell her, We said, hi,
Speaker 1: we know him very well. Colin and Brian were up
Speaker 1: here from the from the brand today. That's awesome. But yeah,
Speaker 1: the brand, the mac Weldon brand. But you've done a lot,
Speaker 1: You've sold a lot of underwear. I guess I'm just
Speaker 1: good at selling underwear. We want to play cool game
Speaker 1: with you, but maybe bull freak, can you give us
Speaker 1: a song for Stasie? Come on, give us skills some
Speaker 1: stock so he plays the piano why on our podcast.
Speaker 1: Throw a word out there and he'll just write a
Speaker 1: song for you right now. Throw a word out Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw out a word okay. Ranch Ranch France
Speaker 1: dressing wait. Ranch dressing is the favorite dressing of the
Speaker 1: official like Thousand Islands. I'm like it. Tell you Ranch, No,
Speaker 1: is there a brand? Craft craft Craft? Ranch? Know that's
Speaker 1: the worst brand of Ranch. What is the best brand?
Speaker 1: Tell him? He'll put it into the song. That's a
Speaker 1: that's a tough one, like I like a good like
Speaker 1: t G I Friday's Ranch Friday. He's got a voice box.
Speaker 1: He's got a million different things up his sleep. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we digress now onto a fangirl fan girl. That was brilliant, Like,
Speaker 1: I honestly feel like we need to do like a
Speaker 1: moment of silence for that because that was just like, ready, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's pretty. Here's your ball freak. Come on, who is
Speaker 1: your microphone? Both freak? Though real fast? This wine really
Speaker 1: is taking away my hangover. You thank you, we'll talk it.
Speaker 1: We got another glass coming. Todler loves your music. Their
Speaker 1: ball freak. Come on, I mean, write a song the
Speaker 1: first take her out for you and your dog. No,
Speaker 1: I'd prefer to be sedentary, you know. I mean like
Speaker 1: I'm not like big on moving or anything like that.
Speaker 1: I'm on riyah right, tell us about that. It's the
Speaker 1: it's a you got to be approved. I really think
Speaker 1: we should stop right now. Let's go right the family.
Speaker 1: I want to awkward, you know, but you are in
Speaker 1: a restaurant. Tried. I tried bumble, but it was way
Speaker 1: too overwhelming, and I'm not going to reach out first.
Speaker 1: They make the girls reach out first. Absolutely not, not
Speaker 1: at to Sadie Hawkins day. That's the precedent for like
Speaker 1: what the relationship is going to be, Like I'm always
Speaker 1: gonna have to be fucking doing all the work, Like,
Speaker 1: no way, I think you think. So she's got a
Speaker 1: point there, all right, women do all the work as
Speaker 1: it is. We're just a bunch of lazy jugs. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's no watch ro seriously come on. Alright. So so,
Speaker 1: because we had to contain her, we decided the fan
Speaker 1: girl moment with Vivian here, we were going to limit
Speaker 1: her to sixty seconds to jam and cramm in as
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. Only sixtys. You don't any question,
Speaker 1: you don't like, you just say passed. We moved to
Speaker 1: the next time, do we really have to do like
Speaker 1: the sixty seconds thing? Because that's gonna get me anxiety?
Speaker 1: That's what that's what girls. And then we could go back,
Speaker 1: and then we could go back to them afterwards. This
Speaker 1: is just just gonna You're gonna ask questions in sixty seconds.
Speaker 1: How's she going to answer any of them? You can
Speaker 1: only answer in two words or less? What are these rules? Vivian?
Speaker 1: Are you ready? I'm so wait? Is that a real rule? Just?
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're gonna be rapid fire questions? Okay, ready,
Speaker 1: I will count you down to three to one and
Speaker 1: you will fan girl so hard? Are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 1: And act like a fan girl? Are you ready? I
Speaker 1: think so? I am nervous. I need a zan eggs.
Speaker 1: Anything you don't like you say? Pass? Three to one?
Speaker 1: Fan girl? Okay? Have you ever seen Lisa without makeup? On? No?
Speaker 1: When you were server? Did you ever spit in anybody's food?
Speaker 1: Our statement necklace is over? Yes? Would you wear Sheena's
Speaker 1: turban on a red carpet for a one thou dollars? Definitely?
Speaker 1: Not five? No? Okay? Have you ever seen We're the Millers?
Speaker 1: And if yes? What did you think of Lord Lee's
Speaker 1: performance goldenmon? What type of lipstick are you wearing? Something
Speaker 1: that Katie just put on me? Some matt nude lipstick
Speaker 1: that you just had to film it out? Back to that.
Speaker 1: What is the best compliment you've ever received? Um that
Speaker 1: I'm funny. Last person you texted a dude? I like
Speaker 1: l a fashion a New York fashion, New York fashion.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in aliens? Absolutely? Yes, I'm into aliens.
Speaker 1: Tall Grays are my favorite alien. Stevie second, Okay, Trump
Speaker 1: or Hillary, I'm not going there. Good choice. Did you
Speaker 1: cry at Katie's wedding? Yes? Did you blackout at Katie's wedding? Yes?
Speaker 1: It's your favorite cast member from Southern Charm. Oh that stuff. Craig,
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say ship. No, I'm like
Speaker 1: they're having like so. I feel like Craig isn't single.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with him and his girlfriend. I'm like a
Speaker 1: good third wheel for them when I go and visit
Speaker 1: them where I'm at a friend. That was one of
Speaker 1: my questions, what's going on down there? I just love them.
Speaker 1: I have this genuine have like formed this genuine friendship,
Speaker 1: like I love, I adore them. I love that show.
Speaker 1: It's the best. You got some music for this one,
Speaker 1: we also have here. I have one more question for
Speaker 1: all right. If you were stuck in an elevator for
Speaker 1: five hours, La la or James. You have to choose
Speaker 1: one to be stuck with La La. Okay, get your answer.
Speaker 1: I can sleep on great job, awesome questions, good questions, questions,
Speaker 1: phenomenal we foy. But listen, if you just want one
Speaker 1: question with an elongated answers, I'm going to ask the
Speaker 1: essay question, because the essay question, I'm going to ask
Speaker 1: a more technical question about this show. Okay, ready, and
Speaker 1: you're not gonna time, but I guess we are. You
Speaker 1: were not in the first half of season four, correct,
Speaker 1: but kind of the breakouts for the first half of
Speaker 1: season four we're La La and James. Yeah, but then
Speaker 1: it's kind of ironic that you came back because they
Speaker 1: were kind of not. I had to take out the trash.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. That's the answer. We needed a
Speaker 1: thank you. Tell us a little bit about I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously you're not going to share the secret this even
Speaker 1: season first, right, we have question goes nowhere to deaden.
Speaker 1: Every single radio host or TV show host will ask
Speaker 1: the slab, will say, hey, so what do we expect,
Speaker 1: like what's gonna happen? And they go, I can't tell you.
Speaker 1: You got to watch. Is there some stuff that you
Speaker 1: can share? That's not necessaries secret, but yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: vander Pump fans want to want to hear. You know
Speaker 1: what I think people would want to hear is that
Speaker 1: this season is completely different than any other season we've
Speaker 1: had before because we've all come full circle and like
Speaker 1: really gotten past some really like heavy ship. So it's
Speaker 1: a different type of vibe. Like it's not like a
Speaker 1: split you know, who's cheating with who, and like you
Speaker 1: know who can you who can who is actually your friend?
Speaker 1: It's it's we all really actually like each other this season,
Speaker 1: So it's really it's fun. Will there be nudity this
Speaker 1: season always? That's cool because we get drunk, like while
Speaker 1: we're filming if so, it's every day. It's like we
Speaker 1: can't help ourselves that I black out every time I film.
Speaker 1: We'd like to play just one more game with you?
Speaker 1: Could I have our wine? Then here you go, there's
Speaker 1: not much left here, let her finish the bottle? Thanks?
Speaker 1: All right? So Bravos it's okay, Yeah, a great. I
Speaker 1: don't get wine when we play. Why would Bravo have
Speaker 1: a problem with that? We don't know. We gotta make
Speaker 1: sure everybody's got to make sure everything right exactly everything's
Speaker 1: got to get cleared no matter what. So we we
Speaker 1: So the Morning Show. Elise during the Morning Show, stumbled
Speaker 1: upon a fun game and it's called Boom Boom Balloon.
Speaker 1: It's called Boom Boom Balloon. This is out now from
Speaker 1: the makers of pie Face, and we have that. They
Speaker 1: put a whip cream on a person's hand and then
Speaker 1: it goes into your face. Ex actually it's an actual
Speaker 1: plastic hand that comes and it goes like this. That
Speaker 1: doesn't sound funny at all. You crank, you twist the thing,
Speaker 1: you roll the dice, and then the person that it
Speaker 1: lands on. It's like Russian roulette. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: get I see, I see what you're No, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen it, but now I understand why it's fun. I
Speaker 1: didn't want I didn't want to put cream on your face,
Speaker 1: so I just figured we'd play with the balloon instead.
Speaker 1: Exactly what is it? So here's what we do. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much for music. This called Boom Boom Balloon.
Speaker 1: These are all pins inside the balloon. You have to
Speaker 1: push the pin in there one click as so I
Speaker 1: will show you. You'll hear a click every time you
Speaker 1: push the pin. You ready, yeah, Okay, and keep it
Speaker 1: so close to your face. Everybody will push it in
Speaker 1: until someone pops the balloon. Are you afraid of balloons popping? Don't?
Speaker 1: It doesn't give you anxiety. I don't stop. You're up now.
Speaker 1: Some people get very anxious at the fact that a
Speaker 1: balloon might popp and fill pass it all around the room.
Speaker 1: Panis on a pet they had to make. It could
Speaker 1: be any one of them. Just want a small just
Speaker 1: want one party game and it's one click, it's gonna
Speaker 1: click clicked? How like anti climactic? Would this have been
Speaker 1: if like when you were like showing me how to
Speaker 1: do it, or if you're going minutes watch please go
Speaker 1: ball freak? Okay, there you go to freak and you
Speaker 1: cut us on a peak. Come on, put us on.
Speaker 1: The time we were giving away a car with the key,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like, why am I not on that?
Speaker 1: There were I didn't go a hundred keys to the car,
Speaker 1: right yeah, And the it was like turned the key
Speaker 1: to the car, the very first key started the car
Speaker 1: and everybody, Oh my god, it was a long joint event. Yeah,
Speaker 1: damn it is going to be me. Damn its only
Speaker 1: twenty more minutes. Come bull freak I don't understand how
Speaker 1: this contraption works. Well, eventually this balloon's gonna pop. It
Speaker 1: goes in deeper and deeper. But I thought that there
Speaker 1: was like a pin in one of them, and we
Speaker 1: just don't know what. There's several pis for somebody's gonna
Speaker 1: pop the son of a bitch. Oh, go for for
Speaker 1: this one right hair? Oh my god, I think to
Speaker 1: go bull freak. Dude, I can't believe the full I
Speaker 1: wouldn't do that pin that was it really should be
Speaker 1: a drinking game. Ball freak picked us. There's no way.
Speaker 1: Last there's no way. Are we go pick a pick?
Speaker 1: Pick a pan, pin us on it and more music. Okay,
Speaker 1: there you go. It's popping. It's this balloon. It's the
Speaker 1: balloon from hell. Oh my god, it's getting close. The
Speaker 1: top on the top one, go for the top one
Speaker 1: right there. No, it's not not that first one, damn it.
Speaker 1: This is the radio podcast shot did Now I feel
Speaker 1: like I have to think about which one, dude, deach
Speaker 1: pin balls deep into the balloon, Which one is going here? Right?
Speaker 1: Everyone is okay? Easy? Like more than guys, I think
Speaker 1: I'm fucked. Uh. I've never seen a balloon pop like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Oh, it's ridiculous. How many more
Speaker 1: times the way? We've never gotten this many? The first
Speaker 1: freak one? Your mother? Oh, shut up, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: This is crazy, but it really is. It's it gets
Speaker 1: a flaw on the balloon ball there's so much pressure
Speaker 1: on this popless balloon. Oh the sound of the click
Speaker 1: really does sound like Russian roulette with like a gun.
Speaker 1: That's creepy. Oh my god, it's coming back. Go Vivian,
Speaker 1: come on, don't do dare just want just one? Are
Speaker 1: you fucking with me? Right now? Let me have to
Speaker 1: wear this umbrella for like another week. Stress telling him,
Speaker 1: tell him there are consequences to these to these games.
Speaker 1: Balloon it's gonna be a hot toy this Christmas, right,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be the hot thing again. It'll be hot
Speaker 1: his friend. We just like this, all right, goodbye with
Speaker 1: it anyway? Season sakes, Vander pump Rolls. We just play
Speaker 1: that game. Yeah great, absolutely, drink with it. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: anything else you want to add? I mean, listen, we're
Speaker 1: all psyched. We cannot wait for nine o'clock, eight Central
Speaker 1: on Monday night for this season of Thank you. Um,
Speaker 1: I have to be a better watcher of the show
Speaker 1: here there, you know. But honestly, I'm you're you're a
Speaker 1: great person, and we wanted what we want person. You support,
Speaker 1: wonderful human we are, we support we support awesome people. Seriously,
Speaker 1: I've heard great things about as Dan, all of it
Speaker 1: only two funk with me, not we're not We're not
Speaker 1: talking my life. This is my world. You do it
Speaker 1: to yourself. Stop you're you're a great person. What am
Speaker 1: I gonna say to world? This is only second to
Speaker 1: weird out duty exactly. I don't want to be a
Speaker 1: perv w Can you get this song for come on?
Speaker 1: Give me, hold on, hold on on, don hold On's
Speaker 1: a great person knows a great person. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: know when you're gonna start. This is a great person.
Speaker 1: You're a great person. This is called you're a great person.
Speaker 1: I'm terrible. Come on, come on, that's you're a great person.
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on the Offas show. You know what else,
Speaker 1: you're a really great person. So glad he came on
Speaker 1: the Offas show because we support such awesome people. Can't
Speaker 1: damn that much cuts off anyway? All right, I'm just
Speaker 1: overwhemed by the awesomeness. Thanks for hanging out today. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much, so much fun. I would really like
Speaker 1: to come back, so in the name of your podcast
Speaker 1: as well, we'd love to our listen our army to
Speaker 1: listen to you. I would love that. I would love
Speaker 1: that synergy. The next time I come into New York,
Speaker 1: we'll set something up. Yeah, my podcast is called Straight
Speaker 1: Up a Stasie. Please go listen to it. Awesome media
Speaker 1: you want to give out to Handlet's log away bug
Speaker 1: away at Stacy on Twitter because I only need one
Speaker 1: name at Stacy Schroeder on Instagram because something another bitch
Speaker 1: took it already. Did you try to buy it back?
Speaker 1: I mean you can't, just like, how do you get
Speaker 1: it back? I didn't have it from the beginning. Researcher
Speaker 1: it's not even her name, you're kidding. I stalked her.
Speaker 1: She stole it from you. I'm gonna be honest. That
Speaker 1: sucks so bad because I wanted to get greg Tea
Speaker 1: and somebody else has gregg Tea and he does nothing
Speaker 1: with it. You can't get it. It's so selfish. So
Speaker 1: what do you is selfish because they know why they
Speaker 1: do it, they know why they have they took great tea.
Speaker 1: They don't. She was going to sell it to you exactly.
Speaker 1: I would buy it though, all right, how much would
Speaker 1: you pay? A lot? Actually, I get it. I ain't
Speaker 1: paying straight for it. I want my back. I ain't
Speaker 1: paying it. I pay off once again and hashtag pump rules.
Speaker 1: Let's get everything going, all right, let's get that social following.
Speaker 1: We want a trending on Monday night, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Thank you, love it freaks here, guys, I'm high fun
Speaker 1: chest pump bull freaking time. Yes, come on coming around,
Speaker 1: drink chest pump in the party in the oh my god, rownhouse. Andre, Dude,
Speaker 1: you don't want if our audience is very happy with
Speaker 1: today's episode. Over the offair show, we want your feet back. Yes,
Speaker 1: you gotta tweet us. This is a good show. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: we did it for you. Guys. Then listen to you tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Off their heads. Just watch me now. Yeah, yes,