WEBVTT - Return the Where’s Waldo Book

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap,

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<v Speaker 1>Today's phone tap from Garrett? What's it all about? So

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly wants to play a phone tap on her boyfriend John. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>John borrowed a book from the library about ten thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>years ago when he was a kid. Now he's a

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<v Speaker 1>full adult, but he still brags like, hey, I never

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<v Speaker 1>returned it and they're not doing anything about it. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call John from the library, going, hey, give

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<v Speaker 1>me back our book.

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember going to libraries, We're so fantastic. All right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Hello, Hi John. My name is mister Cooper.

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<v Speaker 1>I work with Simse's Public Library. Are you familiar with us? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been updating our computer system and we've been going

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<v Speaker 1>over our delinquent accounts. According to our records, you borrowed

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<v Speaker 1>a book from us about thirteen years ago and it

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't been returned.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually haven't been back to that library since I

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<v Speaker 2>was in school. What book are you speaking up?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we are looking for the third edition of Where's Waldough?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you familiar?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, I'm not familiar with that book.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, you borrowed it from us and we are looking.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta get back to work. I don't have time

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<v Speaker 2>for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, John, it's mister Cooper again from the library.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not have time for this. So I got

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<v Speaker 2>your book. I cannot help you right listen, right now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm between. I can't talk to you about a stupid

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<v Speaker 2>book right now. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we will be charging you a late fee around

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you out of here? Damn mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen guy. Times are tough around here, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying thirty five hundred dollars for a book

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<v Speaker 2>that you guys don't have. Goodbye? What do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen? Can you please return the book so we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to charge you the Why can you.

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<v Speaker 2>Not understand what I'm saying to you? I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>the book. I'm not bringing a book to you. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sick and tired of this bone. I swear to God,

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<v Speaker 2>you have we confused with somebody else? Leave me alone

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<v Speaker 2>all to return the book?

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<v Speaker 1>No bit. You know what's making it worse.

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<v Speaker 2>We were just out with his friends last.

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<v Speaker 1>Night and he was bratting about the story again. That's perfect,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm going to call him. You're going to

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<v Speaker 1>talk and we're gonna listen it.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Hey babe, it's gonna be called for you

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<v Speaker 2>recently asking for my information or anything. Uh yeah, actually

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<v Speaker 2>all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it just called me and has been hounding me

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<v Speaker 3>for the past hour about a library book that I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't return like thirteen years ago. They want thirty five

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<v Speaker 3>hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, the whereas wild Books.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the point is that he's on my ass about

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<v Speaker 3>thirty five hundred dollars for the book. You can't give

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<v Speaker 3>out my information like that. What's going to happen with that?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that going to affect our credit? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It wouldn't be an issue if you didn't hand my

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<v Speaker 3>information out to strangers without talking to me. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>what was I.

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<v Speaker 1>Supposed to do?

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<v Speaker 3>He said he needed to get a hold of you

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<v Speaker 3>right away, so I thought it was something about work

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you contact me, John, Hey, Johnny appreciated John. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>do this money. Who's gash from Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning show? And you just got a phone tap by

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<v Speaker 1>your girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>You might want to find the Waldo book though.

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