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Speaker 1: It's another jubilant on the twenties. To me, I'm moving. Hello, Bakery,

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Speaker 1: This is Kate. How may I help you? Hello? My

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Speaker 1: name is Hi. How are you right? Hi? My name

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Speaker 1: is Sage Willowbrook, and I'd like to place an order

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Speaker 1: for two hundred chocolate croissans please. Wow? That is okay,

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Speaker 1: two out a chocolate croissance. Well, we can do that,

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Speaker 1: depending upon when you need that large number. I need

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Speaker 1: it tonight tonight. We do require twenty four hours advance notice. Right, Well,

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Speaker 1: it has to be tonight because the moon is in

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Speaker 1: its proper house, so I must have them. Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: Is it a large event that you are hosting? Yes, right,

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Speaker 1: I get you. Um, it's for my pastoning. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: it's for my pastoning tomorrow. I'm excited about it. You're

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Speaker 1: I'm your patient pastening, your pastoning? Yes? Have you never

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Speaker 1: had a pastoning? No? I don't. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: that is. Actually, no, I'm so I'm sorry. Pastoning is

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Speaker 1: where you lie in the bathtub naked and cover your

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Speaker 1: body and the pastry that most resembles the sign of

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Speaker 1: the vernal equinox. H okay, all of my attendees will

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Speaker 1: be expecting them. Okay, they have to be all right.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that, not on my business. How

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Speaker 1: many orders have you filled for pastenings before? I I

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Speaker 1: read on a blog that you are the place that

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Speaker 1: handles many pastings. Really, I don't know where you read that.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of a pastoning, and I, so far

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Speaker 1: as I know, we've never supplied pastries for a pastoning.

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Speaker 1: But if we have, I don't have any knowledge of it. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you've supplied many pastries. I'm sure you supplied

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Speaker 1: many pastries for pastonings. It's quite possible. It's quite possible,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know about it. And so yeah, but

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Speaker 1: you know, still I can't get you that by tonight

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Speaker 1: list have you ever applied croissant batter to a man's

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Speaker 1: naked body before? Okay, I don't even know if I

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Speaker 1: should dignify. I don't even know if I should answer

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Speaker 1: that question. It's for my pastoning, yeah, okay, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, hey, whatever it's for, that's great. But um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we have a bad connection or

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Speaker 1: and you seem like a very lovely soft spot I

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Speaker 1: am speaking, Okay, Sometimes the anger flows from within and Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's okay. You know, probably I have some scones in

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Speaker 1: the oven that I need to deal with. So, um,

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Speaker 1: can you hear my heart beat? Uh? No, I actually can't,

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Speaker 1: but that probably doesn't matter to you. It's beating. Its

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Speaker 1: beating your name. It's beating your name, it's saying kay,

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Speaker 1: oh gosh, how do I I don't mean. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to be rude, so I don't want to just

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Speaker 1: hang up, But um, I don't see that we're making

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Speaker 1: much progress. I cannot do. I am talking about my

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Speaker 1: heartbeat right now. Okay, there is there somebody with you?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? I'm wonderful or how are you? I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling. Um, I'm not sure if I come in.

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Speaker 1: Will you at least put a dollop of chocolate on

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Speaker 1: my nose and then let me? Yeah, you know, the

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Speaker 1: conversation anymore. This is going to a kind of I

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Speaker 1: don't know, awkward, weird place that is beyond my scope

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Speaker 1: as a baker. Just a dollop of chocolate on the

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Speaker 1: tip of my nose and allow me five minutes? You

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Speaker 1: know you? Hey, why is class one of your pasteing

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Speaker 1: friends too? Why can't they just do that? For you.

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Speaker 1: Just allow me five minutes to attempt to lick that

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Speaker 1: chocolate off of my nose in front of you. If

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Speaker 1: I succeed in licking the dollop off my nose, it's free.

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Speaker 1: If not, I'll give you twenty five cents for the dollars. Mm. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know I'm I'm not the person to be making

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Speaker 1: that offer too. Yeah, so have you ever have you

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Speaker 1: ever tried to lick your own nose? Probably when I

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Speaker 1: was a child, but anyway, feet yeah, you know what.

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Speaker 1: Um oh, I was just trying to I was just

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Speaker 1: trying to lick my own nose and I failed. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry that I'm not able to fulfill your order. Maybe

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Speaker 1: some other time. My pastoning is today. My pastoning is today. Okay, fine?

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Speaker 1: Week up every morning with Jewel Foon Tap weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenty two point five