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Speaker 2: My body is my pimple.
Speaker 3: The people need their news. The elastic and my underwear
Speaker 3: is struggling. Let's go.
Speaker 4: Allegedly allegedly, you guys, what love you guys? The post
Speaker 4: super Bowl come down? Owatchie Machi.
Speaker 5: We survived, poles. Still feeling it, dude, I just got home.
Speaker 5: This is my first full day back, right, No, I
Speaker 5: was all back. I was back yesterday.
Speaker 3: I was intoxic eate.
Speaker 4: It was a brutal I left the day after the
Speaker 4: super Bowl because I went You guys left a little
Speaker 4: squirrel early.
Speaker 3: By the way, good call, dude. It was fucking chaos.
Speaker 4: It takes like twenty five minutes to get from our airport,
Speaker 4: our hotels to the airport.
Speaker 3: It took right normally legitimately almost two hours. Yeah not sea.
Speaker 3: That's not a unlegitimately, And.
Speaker 2: Uh, that's not as bad as I thought. You're gonna say.
Speaker 3: It took us like an hour forty five.
Speaker 4: And then and then you go in and the lines
Speaker 4: were crazy.
Speaker 3: By the way. It flew southwest. You're I mean you
Speaker 3: want to you're a disaster.
Speaker 4: That is exactly right, because the line for Southwest was
Speaker 4: so and then everyone's just elbowing each other for like
Speaker 4: jockey position to get in there.
Speaker 3: Thanks. I was American, and I usually hate American. Okay,
Speaker 3: well let's clip that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, the airline, no, the airline out.
Speaker 4: Uh. It was it was a great experience. We were
Speaker 4: a little delayed, but it was an eleven hour travel
Speaker 4: day for me. That's a long time to get too. Ye.
Speaker 3: Blake would say, Oh, and now.
Speaker 2: You're stopping your stopping somewhere.
Speaker 4: No, that's a crazy part. You went straight shot, straight
Speaker 4: shot to lax. That is crazy.
Speaker 3: What the hell?
Speaker 6: Why did it take so long? Why was it eleven hour?
Speaker 4: Because I had to leave at two o'clock to make
Speaker 4: a yeah flight, the flight was delayed for like an hour,
Speaker 4: and then the flight and then the drive home eleven hours.
Speaker 3: Whooped?
Speaker 6: You do?
Speaker 2: I told you do. Usually you go a little more
Speaker 2: hardcore about airlines and all that, so like, do we
Speaker 2: just sign a deal with American airlines? What's going on here?
Speaker 3: I would love that. Give me a billion points?
Speaker 2: What's going on here?
Speaker 3: Give me a billion point?
Speaker 2: It was a little tragic watching like football players we
Speaker 2: were hanging out with retired who were there, like hopping
Speaker 2: on the PJS and scooting home, and you're like, yeah.
Speaker 4: That's the way different, that's so, that's the way to
Speaker 4: do it. And then and then they punk you a
Speaker 4: little bit. They're like, oh, you don't got a PJ. Huh,
Speaker 4: you don't got a PJ. And I'm not doing any
Speaker 4: sort of race with that voice. I want that to
Speaker 4: be clear. That was just a voice. That was just
Speaker 4: a voice. But they're like, so you hop.
Speaker 3: On black PJ. It wasn't.
Speaker 4: It was just a voice I was doing. I was
Speaker 4: doing a specific person in my mind, but I'm not
Speaker 4: letting you.
Speaker 6: I'm wondering who it was it was. I'm wondering who.
Speaker 2: Are they black ish.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say what color they are. They're just a
Speaker 3: human because I don't see color and I just see humans.
Speaker 4: But they said, they said that you're just going on
Speaker 4: the PJ. Huh, And I'm just used my voice that time.
Speaker 4: That's good, Like, you're not going on a PJ. And
Speaker 4: it's a way too. They're punking us a little bit.
Speaker 4: And it was a little bit like, well, maybe that's
Speaker 4: why the statu is like one of all NFL players
Speaker 4: go broke in like this five years or something crazy.
Speaker 3: What is thatt, Isaac. I know you're not on it.
Speaker 4: I know you're just petting your dog and yelling at
Speaker 4: your kid. I know you're not on looking up what
Speaker 4: that status you were or if our producers were then
Speaker 4: we had had that stats. But we're not going to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we're not number crunch.
Speaker 2: It's it's out there though.
Speaker 3: Look at this, Todd.
Speaker 2: There's a stat sixteen percent, sixteen.
Speaker 4: Percent of retired NFL players sixteen not quite one hundred,
Speaker 4: and that's a little less than one hundred.
Speaker 3: But that's a lot. That is a lot. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4: Sports Illustrated article reports that seventy eight percent of NFL
Speaker 4: players and sixty percent of NBA players face serious financial
Speaker 4: hardships after they retire.
Speaker 3: So that's that is a lot danger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but you gotta put it that, you
Speaker 2: gotta remember this.
Speaker 3: I'd love to remember the majority of.
Speaker 2: These guys get fucking kicked out of the NFL on
Speaker 2: purpose before like they got to pay the pension to
Speaker 2: them and all that. Yeah, I think it's five years
Speaker 2: and if you're like just a guy who's making let's
Speaker 2: say four hundred thousand dollars a year, you play five,
Speaker 2: you've stacked some coin. But you went to for one year,
Speaker 2: you played pro football for five. And now if you
Speaker 2: didn't give a fuck about school like me, what are
Speaker 2: you doing? Now? What are you doing? You're not getting like.
Speaker 6: Car dealership, you know, commercial?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not. You don't have that kind of coin.
Speaker 4: Well, only the stars can get a car dealership. You're
Speaker 4: not just going to freaking Blake Anderson's car dealership. And
Speaker 4: Blake Anderson was just some fucking tight end.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's a horrible idea.
Speaker 3: Well for Blake, that's a great idea.
Speaker 4: But Blake, you know, had had a shining moment on
Speaker 4: Workaholics and so Blake, I think a spinoff, thank you
Speaker 4: so much.
Speaker 2: Is there a car dealership that's also a dispensary? And Blake,
Speaker 2: what do we do?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Like like you go through and hot boxes the RR
Speaker 2: for you dude?
Speaker 6: Oh and what if it's green cars where it's like
Speaker 6: only only electric cars yds. Oh, it's hybrids, hybrid weed
Speaker 6: and hybrid?
Speaker 4: So what other businesses obviously just dispensaries. That's that was
Speaker 4: the layup, And if Isaac was it was a little
Speaker 4: more on it, maybe we would have had a dispensary.
Speaker 4: Maybe we would have if Isaac was just a little
Speaker 4: more on it. But he's not. He's currently hitting his
Speaker 4: kid and during his cat me.
Speaker 2: That's based on a true story. What not about him?
Speaker 3: Go ahead, allegedly allegedly it's not about him? Uh? What other?
Speaker 4: What do you think other businesses would make the most
Speaker 4: sense for us to own?
Speaker 6: Maybe like a newspaper stand like, because you know, I
Speaker 6: have like a paper out as a kid, and I
Speaker 6: just feel like that heritage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a strong pivot. Yeah, it's a very
Speaker 4: strong pivote newspaper. What a horrific first thought, very bad idea.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to say something as quickly as he
Speaker 4: possibly could.
Speaker 3: The people need their news, Adam.
Speaker 2: I came into this podcast today being like, not picking
Speaker 2: on him today, not pick And he's laying his own traps.
Speaker 3: What is wrong with that? As the lowest t maneuver?
Speaker 3: What is wrong with that?
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with it?
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, by the way, no one reads
Speaker 3: no one reads the newspaper anymore.
Speaker 4: Come on, well, yeah, no one reads the newspaper anymore.
Speaker 6: Well, that's because the newspaper stands aren't cool like mine
Speaker 6: would be. Mine would get people back to the paper.
Speaker 4: I bet, I bet you would have a very cool
Speaker 4: newspaper stand.
Speaker 2: Okay, so are you working there? Yes, there's like you're
Speaker 2: taking incense everywhere, dude.
Speaker 3: And vibe. But like you're saying for for what we
Speaker 3: should own right now, you're willing to go to a
Speaker 3: newspaper stand every day and sit there all day, and
Speaker 3: you know it's just going to be the old Russian
Speaker 3: guys who sit there and you know, I want to
Speaker 3: play chess and chug coffee.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and like DraftKings dot com, we just sports gamble
Speaker 6: and read the paper and sports illustrated it.
Speaker 2: You could sell a sweptance too to those guys and
Speaker 2: sit there like, hey, we got the new ones.
Speaker 3: In that would be see look at it? Well, and
Speaker 3: I say we need Workoholic branded slot machines, which remember
Speaker 3: we tried to make happen and we put that in
Speaker 3: Isaac's score and then that and then he was kind
Speaker 3: of fingering his.
Speaker 4: Dog and yeah, that's it and that is a true story, man,
Speaker 4: that's a true story.
Speaker 2: He's like, here's ah.
Speaker 3: No, here's a lot of machine is cool.
Speaker 6: But the pinnacle in my mind would be if we
Speaker 6: could have a pinball machine that would be so cool.
Speaker 4: That would get a bad business idea because they're really
Speaker 4: expensive to make, and not that many people would want
Speaker 4: a pinball machine. I mean, I think a lot of
Speaker 4: people in theory.
Speaker 3: Would want a pinball machine.
Speaker 4: But then hard but then it's like two thousand dollars
Speaker 4: and then two thousand bucks.
Speaker 2: No, dude, are ten thousand?
Speaker 3: Ten thousand?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, but you know I want before I die is
Speaker 2: an Adam's family is a pinball machine at the crib.
Speaker 2: That's the one or twilight zone.
Speaker 6: But have I told people I used to have the
Speaker 6: tails from the crypt pinball machine in.
Speaker 2: My own dream is so strong and why don't you anymore?
Speaker 6: Well, it's an old machine and it started to kind of, yeah,
Speaker 6: kind of started to crap out, and I wanted to
Speaker 6: upgrade to a Metallica one.
Speaker 3: But upgrade they're expensive.
Speaker 2: They're expensive, dude, pricey.
Speaker 3: There'ricey is there?
Speaker 2: There's got to be a service where you can like
Speaker 2: rotate that would be sick. You pay like forty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars a year. Okay, just swap in an out. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 4: Nothing easy like that obtainable is real. Damn super Bowl man,
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm just dude. The day I mean,
Speaker 4: I got back.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you just got back a day ago.
Speaker 6: Yes, dude, and also like a durs.
Speaker 3: I hate to say it.
Speaker 6: You you dipped Friday day, but Friday night was kracking.
Speaker 3: I think that was my most favorite night. That was
Speaker 3: a banger of a night. Yeah, that was a bang,
Speaker 3: I believe you. Well.
Speaker 6: We pulled up Ambassador of New Orleans, so that was
Speaker 6: really cool. We went to the Post Malone show. Backstage,
Speaker 6: we met Posty Finally.
Speaker 3: That was dope. I finally met post He seems like
Speaker 3: a sweet guy. Broke down with Jelly roll a little bit.
Speaker 4: All the bud lights, all the bud light folks were there.
Speaker 6: All the bud lights you could drink.
Speaker 3: It was a blast.
Speaker 4: Kicking with our boy Shane Gill. Okay, yes, Billy, kicking
Speaker 4: it with Gilly.
Speaker 6: We had a silly little car ride ATIBA pulled up.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, you guys had a fucking car ride
Speaker 2: without me?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I know. We told him, are like, honestly,
Speaker 6: this is very rare but yeah, did he replace me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean hard would be Shane. If we replace anybody,
Speaker 4: I think it was.
Speaker 2: Sea could work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was very very fun that night.
Speaker 6: I ended up staying out I think till around six am, which.
Speaker 3: Was Yeah, that was that was a real club banger.
Speaker 4: If we were replaced Dr Shane, I feel Blake, it
Speaker 4: would be Bobby Lee and okay, uh and then who.
Speaker 2: Would who would you replace me with? I feel like
Speaker 2: you're the Shane Gillis replacement.
Speaker 3: I'm the Shane Gillis. I feel like you're the Bobby Lee.
Speaker 3: I think you're the You.
Speaker 2: Guys are kind of the same, Like you guys are
Speaker 2: from the same stock.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's sort of fat, kind of fat. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you think I'm from the same stock as him?
Speaker 3: Also just going like kind of tall guy, Yeah, kind
Speaker 3: of tall.
Speaker 2: Oh he's tall.
Speaker 4: He's tall, honestly to me, you guys are let's get
Speaker 4: into it. What he's pretty way taller. Yeah, he's pretty tall. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's a big man.
Speaker 3: I think he's six spot six five or six six.
Speaker 2: There's no I don't even understand taller than me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't really, And you know, I've never seen
Speaker 4: anyone stand next to you and have you be shorter.
Speaker 2: Until we got to the fucking super Bowl.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's literally unless they're a profertional athlete bananas.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, but Shane is just a comedian, just
Speaker 3: like just like us, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, funny, funny, funny, funny guy, tall funny for a
Speaker 2: tall guy. Funny.
Speaker 3: So who would you replace me with? Bobby? Bobby Lee's
Speaker 3: obviously Blake.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, I like that. That's a good one to one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's perfect, that's a perfect lay up. Let's see, Adam,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with Joe Rogan for sure. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: to the left for you, buddy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're out of here.
Speaker 2: You're a pracable We got.
Speaker 3: Joe, We're in the Rogan verse. That really good, that'd
Speaker 3: be tight.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Friday Night was an actual.
Speaker 2: So wait, if we replace every one of us, we
Speaker 2: got to hit just a different group of friends. I
Speaker 2: think they're already all friends. Yeah, yeah, we're just talking
Speaker 2: about another group of friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, but I'm just saying yeah, yeah, uh,
Speaker 4: in it like a different universe, it would be those guys.
Speaker 2: Doll fucking you're so, like metaversed out, I forgot about
Speaker 2: that about it.
Speaker 3: So universe, that's trick, that's sick. Yeah. So Friday night
Speaker 3: was a real banger.
Speaker 4: And then we went to this po boy shop at
Speaker 4: like three o'clock in the morning and uh had a
Speaker 4: full blown.
Speaker 3: I mean Blake didn't eat, but yes, I did you ate?
Speaker 3: What did you have? Had a shrimp po boy? Oh? Wow?
Speaker 2: Blake likes to finish other people's unfinished meals.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I did do that as well. I probably ate
Speaker 6: more than anybody there.
Speaker 2: Oh fucking costumers.
Speaker 6: I honestly can't. I can't stop thinking about that shrimp
Speaker 6: po boy. That was so good.
Speaker 3: It was a good one. It was a good one.
Speaker 2: Now, what's going on in a po boy? I understand
Speaker 2: that there's shrimp, but.
Speaker 4: Like shredded legs, mayonnaise and treads and tomato and pickles,
Speaker 4: and it's so just tasty.
Speaker 2: Yeah it really So it's like a hero with shrimp. Yep,
Speaker 2: with fried shrimp. That's a hero sandwich, not a hero.
Speaker 2: A hero.
Speaker 4: That's kind of exactly what it is. Yes, yeah, that's it,
Speaker 4: exactly a man, which is a meal.
Speaker 6: It was actually weirdly, it was like the freshest thing
Speaker 6: I felt like I had all all.
Speaker 3: Week besides your shirts. Yes, points, yes it was. I
Speaker 3: gained eleven pounds almost twelve.
Speaker 2: Oh, you clocked in. We should have clocked in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I clocked in. That it is a lot, and
Speaker 3: I feel why did we do a weigh in? I did?
Speaker 3: I did my own weigh in and it was eleven
Speaker 3: almost twelve pounds, and my underwear doesn't fit.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna repeat the question why didn't we all do
Speaker 2: a weigh in as.
Speaker 3: Like a bit like a weigh in's brother. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Next, what would have been really cool is if all
Speaker 6: three of us stood on one scaled and okay, sorry,
Speaker 6: well it's hard. It's it's hard to do all this
Speaker 6: stuff at once. All right, get off my back? Could wait,
Speaker 6: where the fuck is this thing?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: We should have done something where all three of us
Speaker 6: get on one scale and we weigh as a collective unit.
Speaker 2: I love the idea of Adam. We each of us
Speaker 2: are like, you know, you can ride a thigh like
Speaker 2: a horse around each of Adam's thighs, kind of like
Speaker 2: going this way.
Speaker 3: It's exactly how we would have.
Speaker 2: To do it, and we weigh like that. We have
Speaker 2: to do it that way, and we'd say permission to
Speaker 2: come aboard absolutely before we travel, I'm gonna come.
Speaker 3: And then we went to that Po Boys shop. But
Speaker 3: guess who showed up? Who was?
Speaker 4: It was very tight, a New Orleans legend who made
Speaker 4: an appearance at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: I already know where you're going because I was stoked
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 4: Him, the one and only Trombone Shorty, which if you
Speaker 4: don't know Trombone Shorty, he is an absolute legend. I
Speaker 4: became friends with him when we were shooting Adam Devine's
Speaker 4: house party in New Orleans. And the guy is just
Speaker 4: a fucking man, Troy, He's the man, super nice guy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and like went out of his way to come link
Speaker 4: up with us, which, by the way, we were so
Speaker 4: drunk at that point he linked up, he didn't seem
Speaker 4: as drunk as we were, or if he was even drunk.
Speaker 6: I think he had been performing all week.
Speaker 4: Yes, and his girlfriend, you could tell, was probably a
Speaker 4: little annoyed that she had to sit and talk with us. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she was like off the side, and I respect the
Speaker 4: fact that they even rolled with it was it was
Speaker 4: very cool.
Speaker 2: It was I feel like Trombone Shorty could replace you
Speaker 2: in the group.
Speaker 3: Oh that would be cool. I mean, i'd be a
Speaker 3: totally different vibe. But I like that the cooler vibe
Speaker 3: for sure. You know, Yeah, he's still cool. I was
Speaker 3: stoked to see him at the super Bowl. Unreal.
Speaker 2: I was like, there he goes.
Speaker 4: Friday night was a good one, Chloe. Uh was on
Speaker 4: a good one that night. That was that was Mama's
Speaker 4: first night away. And she was she was bumping and grinded. Dude,
Speaker 4: she was very good.
Speaker 6: Okay, I was okay, all right. Yeah, at that bud
Speaker 6: Light show she was getting loose, she was, Yeah, she
Speaker 6: was just it was great.
Speaker 3: Well, she has to do.
Speaker 6: She's kind of the ambassador of the city to us though.
Speaker 3: That was huge. She's shown us what to do.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't come week to your home hometown and
Speaker 6: gotta come in guns ablazing. Yes, especially at New Orleans.
Speaker 2: She had guns. She brought guns.
Speaker 6: She she did. She showed me a gun. Yeah.
Speaker 2: She was playing Russian that with herself and you guys are.
Speaker 4: Like whoa And she's like, come on, Blake's where She's like, I'm.
Speaker 3: He's putting the gun at me again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I mean a true, true, banger. I kept
Speaker 4: going back to Lafitte. Yeah, Lafitte's Blacksmith, which is the
Speaker 4: oldest bar in New Orleans.
Speaker 3: It's it's one of my favorite bars. Pirate parts. We
Speaker 3: kept making our way back. It was a lot of
Speaker 3: going there so much.
Speaker 4: So like the bartenders are like, you're back, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: There's more stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's new there's newer bars. You see other bars
Speaker 3: that are around here, and I'm like, I know, Well,
Speaker 3: I want to know how was well?
Speaker 6: Okay, so, like the actual Super Bowl was pretty uneventful
Speaker 6: in terms of pretty pretty pretty boring game.
Speaker 3: Super boring.
Speaker 6: The Eagles beat that ass.
Speaker 3: I mean absolutely.
Speaker 2: You watched the defensive the defensive line on the Eagles,
Speaker 2: they kind of were like man handling. It was wild.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 4: Oh, they were destroying. They put Pats Dick in the
Speaker 4: dirt a few times. Okay, okay, I'm not gonna be
Speaker 4: able to get that visual out of my mind, Like
Speaker 4: had that wasn't ready to go.
Speaker 6: That's always that tip of the tongue, the teeth of
Speaker 6: the tongue.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a bummer, What a real bummer, because even
Speaker 2: going into the second half, it's like, Okay, they just
Speaker 2: got out of the locker room. Sure there was some
Speaker 2: pep talks. Here we go, they might come back.
Speaker 3: What did Andy Reid say to them to light their.
Speaker 4: Ass on fire? Hey, Pat, and wipe your dick off.
Speaker 4: It's not going in the dirt anymore.
Speaker 2: There's dirt all over, dirt all.
Speaker 3: Over your dick, Pats.
Speaker 6: I know, we got dick in the dirt.
Speaker 2: And then and then right out of the gate, it was.
Speaker 4: More digs and dirt were right back in the dirt
Speaker 4: like otriad what do they call it, errating the soil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were just you know, we walked. It looks
Speaker 2: like goose shit everywhere. But somebody just went through with
Speaker 2: one of those things.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was an absolute, absolute brutal beat down.
Speaker 2: We should know, I could describe it. It was like
Speaker 2: his dick was in the.
Speaker 6: Thank you, there's no other way to put in. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but we should have known. I know, we were claiming like, yo,
Speaker 6: we kind of we're all on the side of Casey
Speaker 6: was gonna threepeat. But the Philly fans were.
Speaker 3: Out and about.
Speaker 6: They were the way way more raucous crowd they showed up.
Speaker 2: Well, that's well, debscribe it. That's kind of part of
Speaker 2: the course, right.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, yeah, I think I think fans well yes,
Speaker 4: but also I think it was Kansas City fans have
Speaker 4: won two times in a row.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they're not going to.
Speaker 4: Drop the same like ten thousand dollars to go to
Speaker 4: the game or whatever they cost and and go like, yo,
Speaker 4: we just went last.
Speaker 3: Year and the year before. Yeah, we we're living out
Speaker 3: of a van.
Speaker 2: By the way, I think median price, like average price
Speaker 2: of a ticket fifty six hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: So you're you're not just going by yourself. You're going
Speaker 4: with your your a significant other or buddy or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta pay for a sitter, no, Yeah, but
Speaker 2: like most of us, it's got to be almost all
Speaker 2: corporate at this point, like we're really pushing it here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's almost dropping that kind of coin.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 4: I think there's some some average average folks that aren't
Speaker 4: corporate American eagle maniacs that are just like dropping you know.
Speaker 3: Diehards that are dropping the coin and going to the game.
Speaker 3: I would hope so crazy, I agree that exists.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is like where where is this going
Speaker 2: to go? At what point is it just going to.
Speaker 3: Be like all corporate like that's a lot of money elites. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 6: Well okay, So how was the vibe in the streets
Speaker 6: after the Eagles won the Super Did it go completely
Speaker 6: nuclear in Philly?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're lighting fireworks at each other in.
Speaker 4: Philly, they they of course, yeah, like toward the city. Yeah, Philly, No,
Speaker 4: I'm saying in New Orleans.
Speaker 3: In New Orleans, yeah, yeah, it was. I mean I
Speaker 3: was wearing red, so it sucked for me, dude, it
Speaker 3: sucked and what and what really sucked?
Speaker 2: On purpose?
Speaker 3: Wearing red?
Speaker 2: Like let's go Yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Was like I was like, I'm rooting for the Chiefs.
Speaker 4: I want the cheese to win, okay, And then it
Speaker 4: was just a disaster something, dude, And I was like
Speaker 4: I wanted to go. I was invited to the Eagles
Speaker 4: after party, which, by the way, it would have been
Speaker 4: so fun. It would have been a absolute banger of
Speaker 4: a party. I saw photos everybody was there. Would have
Speaker 4: been a fucking blast. But I was like, you know
Speaker 4: what I'm wearing that, like what, I'm going to go
Speaker 4: back to the hotel. It'd be a whole thing, and
Speaker 4: that would take you know, it's hard to get around
Speaker 4: the city.
Speaker 3: Take take another hour. And I'm rolling with this little
Speaker 3: crew and I go, you know what, let's just go
Speaker 3: to the Chiefs after party. Really bad plan.
Speaker 2: Dude, really, Me and me and Blake did that when
Speaker 2: we were with the Losers party.
Speaker 6: It's just a huge cake that nobody's it's so sad.
Speaker 2: All the wives of the trainers that are just like
Speaker 2: free food, free bar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and and like the food spread was sick. We
Speaker 3: just ate food. We went there, we ate the food.
Speaker 4: We you know, sobered up a little bit, and then
Speaker 4: we went back to Lafitte's and there we go.
Speaker 3: It was kind of a you know, it was fun,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't the banger of a night I wanted
Speaker 3: it to be because I was wearing the damn red.
Speaker 2: No player was there, correct?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, Well one of the I was rolling with two
Speaker 4: of my agents, and one of the agents, uh represents Travis.
Speaker 4: So she was like, I think Travis is at the party.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, really, okay, well let's go meet Travis.
Speaker 4: And then I guess they can't. They like have to
Speaker 4: show their faces, so they come and they like, say hi,
Speaker 4: and then they left immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta go.
Speaker 3: He looked pissed. He looked pissed. You have to be pissed, right, Yeah.
Speaker 6: And he didn't play that well.
Speaker 2: I mean he had he was, but they were double
Speaker 2: teaming them, right, I mean they must have just been like,
Speaker 2: let's focus on this dude, and whatever their game plan
Speaker 2: seemed to I think it worked.
Speaker 6: He got his dick put in the dirt. I feel
Speaker 6: bad for the guy because his dick was in.
Speaker 3: The dirt a lot, and that's not where you want
Speaker 3: your dick.
Speaker 2: No, you can get infections. I hope he's circumcised. Otherwise,
Speaker 2: who knows what's in there, because if you get like
Speaker 2: dick in the dirt and then it's in the forca.
Speaker 3: Getting stuck in the dirt and yeah, and they get
Speaker 3: cut underneath the skin.
Speaker 6: Yeah right, right, right, okay, directly you never saw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 6: I will say at the at the end of the day,
Speaker 6: I think New Orleans is actually a pretty fucking cool
Speaker 6: place for the stuper What do you mean. I was
Speaker 6: debating it because it was when you're in it, it's
Speaker 6: it's utter madness, and part of you is like I
Speaker 6: gotta pull the rip cord.
Speaker 3: I can't take another night of this. Yeah, I'm a bitch, bitch.
Speaker 6: But once I got to the airport and they're like
Speaker 6: playing jazz, I'm like, I'm really sad to leave this place.
Speaker 3: It's I love it, really, I love it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because like you, no one judges you. You can
Speaker 6: make every mistake in the world and there it's it's fine.
Speaker 6: You're just like another day in New Orleans.
Speaker 2: Like you're like, you need a little reprieve from this podcast.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, it is so great, dude. I I mean,
Speaker 4: I think it cured my body. Okay, I couldn't walk.
Speaker 4: I couldn't walk that far before going to New Orleans.
Speaker 4: I couldn't stand as long as I stood. I couldn't
Speaker 4: do all the things. And then you know, you get
Speaker 4: you get a hurricane in me, you get a purple
Speaker 4: you get a purple trank up in me, you get
Speaker 4: a grenade up in me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, suddenly I I'm doing all these things.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was walking five six seven miles a day.
Speaker 4: My uh yeah, my little health tracker on my phone
Speaker 4: was like, you're walking five times the amount you normally walked.
Speaker 3: Whoa congratulation. That's wild.
Speaker 2: I saw you, uh Indian leg wrestle with George Kittle.
Speaker 3: And you won.
Speaker 4: I was Indian rag lake wrestling and everyone dude, I
Speaker 4: was a fucking man man.
Speaker 3: Yeah you did. I was moving. This is great. I
Speaker 3: was proud of the whole team. My bodywork guy was like,
Speaker 3: what happened you?
Speaker 4: Like, I thought you were going to be in shambles
Speaker 4: when you came back to me, right, He's like, I
Speaker 4: might do a fore Finger special.
Speaker 3: Here just to treat you.
Speaker 6: Go. Ok, yeah, I'm still going to s Yeah, holy moly,
Speaker 6: that's called fifty.
Speaker 2: When I was watching the Super Bowl and they had
Speaker 2: like a video play of Lady Gaga playing like her
Speaker 2: piano on Bourbon Street, and I was like, it looks
Speaker 2: like they hosed that street.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dawn quit disinfected. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 2: But it was a good time. It was better than
Speaker 2: my previous time where I was only there for like
Speaker 2: forty eight hours. For house party. Yeah, for sure, the meals,
Speaker 2: the food, high and low high brow, low brow.
Speaker 3: We did it all. We really did. We did it right.
Speaker 2: I can wait to get back.
Speaker 3: Well, you have to, for I.
Speaker 4: Feel like for house party, we didn't go have a
Speaker 4: proper good meal you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It was just it was just like I went somewhere
Speaker 2: that was nice.
Speaker 3: But in the streets, bang around.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, we did it right.
Speaker 3: We did it right. We went to.
Speaker 4: Brennan's, we went to Commander's Palace, to classic New Orleans establishments.
Speaker 4: I went back to Commander's Palace being Chloe did it
Speaker 4: Saturday morning, perfect.
Speaker 6: And wrong with Yeah, perfect place is delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what'd you get?
Speaker 3: We did?
Speaker 4: We did brunch some like eggs Benny. Of course it's
Speaker 4: like covered with pork. I was like, Jesus Christ, this
Speaker 4: is like the decadent eggs Benedetti.
Speaker 2: An extra serving on yah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my god, Well why why is there just chunks
Speaker 3: of of caramelized pork.
Speaker 2: That ain't nothing but a little By the way, I'm
Speaker 2: starting to think water Boy was a documentary with like
Speaker 2: zero exaggeration from Adam Sandler about the accent.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he did a pretty good uh accent.
Speaker 6: It's time to run that back. I haven't seen that
Speaker 6: in a minute. But Bobby Bouchet, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Feel like you gotta swallow your woolves talking to warmans
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 2: Think he's doing a whole like off the wall character.
Speaker 2: Then you go there. Right out of the gate, our driver,
Speaker 2: me and Blake. He was like, I used to be
Speaker 2: a gymnos.
Speaker 3: Oh is this a bit?
Speaker 2: Are we being punked? Then I was like, we're too
Speaker 2: haty cat confessional one cares. But he was like a
Speaker 2: full on local with a cool accent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that dude was cool.
Speaker 2: Unlike any other It's one of those places, unlike any
Speaker 2: other people.
Speaker 3: I put like.
Speaker 2: Miami up there where it's just like this is in America.
Speaker 3: Yeah, characters, characters, well.
Speaker 4: Characters, welcome, see us, say baby, characters, vocalist all night.
Speaker 3: Really salute. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: It was cool.
Speaker 3: I had a TV. I was in a suite, so
Speaker 3: I got I gotta be in a see.
Speaker 2: Let's get to the commercial.
Speaker 3: Uh oh yeah baby, let's circle back, circle around.
Speaker 2: There, double whammy? Am I wrong? We're like it's a commercial.
Speaker 2: But then there was a circle pun intended circle back commercial.
Speaker 2: They like tagged it, Yeah is there is?
Speaker 3: It was there? I didn't I didn't see, so I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: At the at the very end of the super Bowl
Speaker 6: when like it was all done, it shows you and
Speaker 6: you're like.
Speaker 3: Honey, I just bought Yeah, everybody's getting circle Oh cool.
Speaker 2: I got I got one of the mail I got one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that boy open Yeah, yeah, it was tired. It
Speaker 3: was cool scene. There was a little TV in the suite,
Speaker 3: so you I saw the commercial at this. I like,
Speaker 3: this is kind of a real moment right here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got to do that. That's that's you get
Speaker 2: the best, the best of both worlds. It's like jay
Speaker 2: Z and r Kelly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you could see you can see the commercials.
Speaker 4: I mean you could barely hear him, you know, but
Speaker 4: like you could see him because he was just did
Speaker 4: you mouth your lines?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just me like, you know the coolest part.
Speaker 3: And I'll post this.
Speaker 4: I I'm I haven't posted like a lot of ship
Speaker 4: from there just because I'm like trying to get my
Speaker 4: brain right getting back. But uh uh, you know the
Speaker 4: Big Justice from from the internet the boom. Did I
Speaker 4: send you guys that video? Somebody help me?
Speaker 2: Yes? Who is this? Do you know?
Speaker 3: Durs? You might be way too old to know who
Speaker 3: Big Justice is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's I don't know if you're up up on
Speaker 6: this fucking hot hot ship.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: Well, instead of just.
Speaker 6: Saying things that aren't about it's like the dad and
Speaker 6: the little kid who like, go to Costco.
Speaker 2: Oh, the Rizzler.
Speaker 3: Yes, but it's not the It's not the Rizzler. It's
Speaker 3: in the Rizzler universe. Who's the kid? This big kid
Speaker 3: is Big Justice? All right? Get it fucking right. It's
Speaker 3: Big Justice. And was it like Dom Big Dom or something?
Speaker 3: I think it's Domb and Big Justice.
Speaker 2: So who's the Rizzler.
Speaker 6: The Rizzler is a different kind of looks simpler, different kids.
Speaker 6: He like, he does this.
Speaker 3: The Rizzler, but Big Justice they go, they go.
Speaker 4: The thing was they were at Costco and they would
Speaker 4: then like judge things at Costco and they got they go.
Speaker 3: We got the big chocolate chunk. How many who's the ciscuit?
Speaker 3: And they go by booms and then they go boom
Speaker 3: boom boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 2: I like, how you guys are like you're probably too
Speaker 2: old or I got like ship to do? I mean,
Speaker 2: what are we talking about?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I get that, and I get that, but dude,
Speaker 4: they were the biggest stars at the super Bowl and
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it.
Speaker 2: I don't doubt it, and I I wish them well.
Speaker 3: Oh, everyone from security guards.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh and they're very nice people. They were in my
Speaker 4: suite and it was so funny. Dude, that's so funny.
Speaker 4: And so, you know, I'm kind of drunk and I'm like,
Speaker 4: can I take a photo with you guys? They're like,
Speaker 4: let's shoot a video and I'm like okay, and then
Speaker 4: they go. They grabbed the chocolate chip cooking. We're go,
Speaker 4: we got the chocolate chunk. Adam, how many booms does
Speaker 4: it get? And I'm like, oh, booms and it's three booms.
Speaker 3: I said three.
Speaker 4: Apparently five is the number that you're so that's like
Speaker 4: a huge dish. It's a huge dis Like three booms
Speaker 4: is like calling something total garbage.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. I thought three. I thought three was
Speaker 3: the number.
Speaker 2: Three seems fair.
Speaker 6: You kind of see like them like start to like
Speaker 6: go haywire. You're like, wait, he said three boom, We're
Speaker 6: still gonna give it five boom.
Speaker 4: Yes, And then they still gave it five booms even
Speaker 4: after I said the three booms. I was a little confused.
Speaker 4: I did three booms and then they added more booms.
Speaker 2: They you know, I was ready to lean into this
Speaker 2: whole thing, and I'm starting to lean back. Okay, fat Joe,
Speaker 2: I'm fat Joe over here.
Speaker 3: Okay, dude, you got I think you should dabble. It's
Speaker 3: pretty fun. It really hooks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't disagree. I also don't agree. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: can see how there's there's certain things where I'm like,
Speaker 2: is this what I need to invest in?
Speaker 3: It's just a pop culture thing that uh is so
Speaker 3: huge right now?
Speaker 4: And yeah, and bless their hearts there, they are a
Speaker 4: very nice family, but they seem like they're really trying
Speaker 4: to ride.
Speaker 3: This wave of their milk and they're they're they're doing
Speaker 3: a great job. I just don't see how far this
Speaker 3: can go. President. Yeah, I mean that, Adam, the.
Speaker 2: Way you're thinking is like two thousand and late. That's
Speaker 2: how far can go. It can he could, Yeah, he
Speaker 2: could be president.
Speaker 3: President. You're right, you're right, you're right. Just keep riding
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 2: If you have fame, now, yeah, next thing, you know,
Speaker 2: you're in circle cammercials like We're.
Speaker 6: Gonna get the USA back to five boom boom.
Speaker 3: Like if they're that.
Speaker 2: Famous, all they need is like a form and grill
Speaker 2: situation to come in their lives. As you didn't know,
Speaker 2: they're knocking on the door.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's it. You're not You're not wrong. And I
Speaker 3: hope that for them. Their family is very nice.
Speaker 2: They're gonna have a reality show called like dating the
Speaker 2: what's whatever his name is, like Big Justin prom or whatever,
Speaker 2: Like they're gonna spin it.
Speaker 3: They're gonna spin that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Actually, I might want to manage this kid. I'm laying in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm laying in.
Speaker 3: He's bad. He's back. We kicked it with Young Gravy.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: That's a rapper.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, Yeah, he's a rapper. He was wandering about.
Speaker 6: Like play his play that one that I like, I'll
Speaker 6: have to you'll have to leave for me to pull
Speaker 6: that up.
Speaker 3: But it was it was fun it.
Speaker 4: Saul actually didn't see him, but he walked past, and
Speaker 4: I'm uh okay in the hallway and Donald Junior walks past.
Speaker 2: Oh no way, don Junior got it?
Speaker 4: Yep, yep, yes, Donald Trump Junior and he's Donald Trump
Speaker 4: is the president and he has a son named Junior.
Speaker 3: What did he smell?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did he smell? Just regular smells. It didn't
Speaker 3: smell anything.
Speaker 2: The Trump Trump alone, damnit.
Speaker 4: And so they walked past, and I was talking with
Speaker 4: someone and I'm like, isn't it crazy? Like these billionaires
Speaker 4: they have so many bodyguards. I'm like, my god, like,
Speaker 4: because there's just billion Every person that has a suite
Speaker 4: is a billionaire, right, right, So there's just a dozen.
Speaker 3: There's just dozens of.
Speaker 4: Billionaires walking around, and these guys are like, these guys
Speaker 4: all fucking have a million bodyguards.
Speaker 3: And the person I was talking with was like, that
Speaker 3: was Donald Trump Junior.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, secret service.
Speaker 4: He's so forgettable. He's so forgettable, that guy. Yeah, a
Speaker 4: better face or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like which, So there's two older sons, Don Junior
Speaker 2: and who's the other one?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, what are you doing? Clark Duncan
Speaker 2: and are super right wing? Producer Eric? It has to
Speaker 2: be by the way I could if I if I
Speaker 2: sat here for ten more minutes, I don't think I
Speaker 2: could pull that. And that's my brother's name.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I would never. Definitely, Yeah, we gotta
Speaker 3: log that. We gotta log.
Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy, right that is? I had no clue
Speaker 2: And which one's cooler.
Speaker 3: I don't think any of them are particularly dude, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that is really hard.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for Baron.
Speaker 4: I think Baron is the coolest. Oh yeah, Baron. Baron
Speaker 4: is for sure cools. Yeah yeah, Baron's is absolute assassin.
Speaker 4: Like when you see those videos on the Internet where
Speaker 4: they like make him much much bigger compared to everybody else.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just like a giant
Speaker 3: walking into building.
Speaker 6: You like that.
Speaker 3: Oh it's really good. Yeah, I do. The Internet can
Speaker 3: be fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I enjoy it too. It can be fun, Adam,
Speaker 2: do you like it?
Speaker 4: I don't even know if I've seen that. I'm mostly
Speaker 4: watching Big Justice video. But is he Instagram or TikTok
Speaker 4: all the above? Yeah, the Internet, but mostly TikTok.
Speaker 2: But I mean, like, what is he a star?
Speaker 3: I'm assuming TikTok, but I'm not on that because you
Speaker 3: know how like.
Speaker 2: You go on some you'll go on Instagram and it'll
Speaker 2: be like I've got a million follows here, but then
Speaker 2: in the thing and it'll say, but I have ten
Speaker 2: million on TikTok to like let you know, they're not
Speaker 2: a loser or something. It's but it's TikTok, right, that's why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's where all the all the viewers are
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's cool.
Speaker 6: Your suite was on Big Justice Dom and Donald Junior.
Speaker 4: That's cool. I stood what a nice night. It was
Speaker 4: kind of a sick sweet do you do any any
Speaker 4: leg wrestling with Tom? But it was the the owner
Speaker 4: of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Yes, I got to go in
Speaker 4: his suite for the last you.
Speaker 3: You were there last year?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And and it was I believe Shahid Khan is
Speaker 4: the He wasn't there because he was on his Mega
Speaker 4: four hundred foot yacht. He said apparently that it'd be
Speaker 4: like financially irresponsible for him to go to the super
Speaker 4: Bowl when the yacht is there, He's should just watch
Speaker 4: it on the yacht.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that's a hell of a cool flex.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the right call.
Speaker 3: And then his son Tony, Yes, but he owns the team.
Speaker 4: He's been to like a dozen Super Bowls, so he's
Speaker 4: like yes and uh, and then it's but his son
Speaker 4: Tony is the fucking man.
Speaker 3: Dude. I kicked it with that guy all night long.
Speaker 3: He loves work off.
Speaker 6: He had an encyclologue and knowledge of work all this.
Speaker 6: It was crazy, dude. And if you don't know who
Speaker 6: he is.
Speaker 4: He actually owns a w wrestling Yeah, so it's pretty
Speaker 4: pretty he's the Vince McMahan of a.
Speaker 3: W Well, well maybe not Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon won't
Speaker 3: you know. I only met him the one night, but
Speaker 3: it's monster.
Speaker 2: But it seems it seems like he won't have a
Speaker 2: documentary about him in like twenty years.
Speaker 3: On the one night. But I think it's safe to
Speaker 3: say he's not going to have a documentary. You never know?
Speaker 2: By the way, isn't that funny if like you knew
Speaker 2: somebody and then and you're like, hey, I saw commercial
Speaker 2: for you got a documentary coming out, and they're like,
Speaker 2: it's not a good thing. What was it like? Your
Speaker 2: life story? I don't like the end of my life story?
Speaker 3: Is it ever great if there's a true documentary about
Speaker 3: your life.
Speaker 4: Unless you're the one producing it. Yeah, Like like when
Speaker 4: usually it's not, I would say things get worse. I
Speaker 4: would say at ninety percent of the time, they're going
Speaker 4: to dig up some dirt, right like, unless I mean,
Speaker 4: I guess I have that becoming thing on Disney Plus.
Speaker 2: Is the Last Dance a documentary about Jordan?
Speaker 3: What's about the Bulls.
Speaker 6: But Scottie Pippen came out of that not looking great.
Speaker 2: But it's Jordan, uh huh. But it wasn't like a
Speaker 2: hit job or whatever. It wasn't like we got to
Speaker 2: do a documentary to air this dude out. It was
Speaker 2: just kind of like, we're showing him plainly and this
Speaker 2: is a bad look.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I think, like, no matter what, there's going to be
Speaker 4: something's going to come out of and someone's not going
Speaker 4: to be looking good.
Speaker 3: It's not good. Don't let anybody do a documentary about you.
Speaker 3: That's just becoming.
Speaker 2: What about the Hoop Dreams Kids, They're pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Which is one of the best documentaries ever. I remember
Speaker 3: being too young to watch Hoop Dreams. I remember being
Speaker 3: too so.
Speaker 2: Good, dude, watch Hoop Dreams. It is a time machine
Speaker 2: that will take you back to so good the nineties.
Speaker 4: I want to watch it now because I remember watching
Speaker 4: it as a kid, like right when it came out,
Speaker 4: because I love basketball, and it was just like over
Speaker 4: my head and I'm like, this sucks, this is so boring.
Speaker 4: I'm watching these guys not be successful and their lives
Speaker 4: are kind of sad. It's just like shit, yeah, they're
Speaker 4: like struggling, damn it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, watch it, it's awesome.
Speaker 6: This is like the last chapter of Blow. I don't
Speaker 6: watch that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like watching the back half of the
Speaker 3: movie Blow. I just watched the first forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: You had the DVD and you would scratch it on
Speaker 2: the bottom, skipping again, and as soon as it starts glitching,
Speaker 2: I'm out. That's a great talk though, that's a very
Speaker 2: What is the like kindest documentary? I mean, I guess
Speaker 2: there aren't. They they call like puff pieces or whatever,
Speaker 2: where they just make them look great and you're like,
Speaker 2: where's the dirt?
Speaker 6: There's a lot like I feel like honestly, and nowadays,
Speaker 6: almost every documentary like the that the person is about
Speaker 6: that person is the producer of the documentary, so they're
Speaker 6: they're really.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like, didn't j Lo just have one about
Speaker 3: about her? Say yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. I
Speaker 3: take it all back. I'm a stupid, fucking dumb ass.
Speaker 3: Whoa you come on, dude, all right, dude, I'm just
Speaker 3: I'm just recovering from New New Orleans.
Speaker 4: Man, you are so dumb, dude, I looked at myself
Speaker 4: in the mirror last night, and I'm like, you fat
Speaker 4: son of a bitch. Did Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: I'm watching like the podcast back a little bit, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, damn, look at the jowls.
Speaker 3: On me, dude. My my underwear the elastic, and my
Speaker 3: under is struggling. Gave up.
Speaker 2: Quit.
Speaker 3: We got our dish knocked in the dirt, dude. But
Speaker 3: we're back in now.
Speaker 6: True, We're back in l A. We're back eating our
Speaker 6: vegetables right, drinking smoothie.
Speaker 3: It is a big calm down.
Speaker 2: You know what I was drinking the whole time, even
Speaker 2: in New Orleans was that ag one ship that had
Speaker 2: met bar friend, that had me resetting pretty good.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, look at you, total fucking nerd. That's why
Speaker 4: you don't like Uh, that's why you don't like New Orleans.
Speaker 4: Duit is you didn't give yourself completely to it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I have fried chicken for breakfast. We're doing
Speaker 2: all right, We're good.
Speaker 4: You had the one, dude, You got to give yourself
Speaker 4: boy completely to New Orleans.
Speaker 3: No, you to the belly of the bees.
Speaker 2: My body is my pimple.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll give you that. I kind of get it
Speaker 3: and pops props.
Speaker 4: My family is uh a is all coming in for
Speaker 4: Bo's birthday, right rookie year, baby ye Bow's rookie year.
Speaker 4: I love it, and uh they're all coming in. My
Speaker 4: parents are actually staying in the Hollywood House now the house. Uh.
Speaker 3: I didn't talk about this on the podcast My House,
Speaker 3: there was a home invasions.
Speaker 2: It's still yep, it's there's still legal there's still legal talk.
Speaker 2: We we can't really get into the details.
Speaker 3: But I mean I can't because there's not legal talk.
Speaker 3: There's not even legal talk.
Speaker 2: To It's still an open case. It's still an open
Speaker 2: it's not sober. They said, they said you, but let's
Speaker 2: throw it out there. You know these guys who robbed
Speaker 2: you watch the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, disappointed, you're disappointed. In the hall.
Speaker 4: You came, you saw you took some bunch of ship.
Speaker 4: It took like some garbage. I'm like, yeah, get this
Speaker 4: out of my house.
Speaker 3: I didn't want this. This sucks. Well maybe it wasn't
Speaker 3: of kind they were. They were in and out in
Speaker 3: under eight minutes.
Speaker 4: They dis connected my UH security system back up and running.
Speaker 3: These guys, It's like it's like a whole fucking thang.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: They smashed uh this like picture windows. I gotta get
Speaker 4: that ship replaced. They kicked in a door, so that's annoying.
Speaker 4: It's mostly just annoying ass bullshit, it stopped, that's fucking.
Speaker 4: Thieves are the worst, Like what garbage people?
Speaker 3: I hate these, Blake.
Speaker 2: Do you think you could talk to Anderson Windows, Blake?
Speaker 2: I could.
Speaker 3: I could maybe have an.
Speaker 2: Inn over there for my guy.
Speaker 3: I might be related. I don't let me. Let me
Speaker 3: put in a call or Isaac. I don't even know
Speaker 3: what that means. Dude, what's Anderson Windows window company? Really?
Speaker 3: Do company? Oh?
Speaker 2: It's like Empire Carpets of windows.
Speaker 3: Oh damn, look at this bro dropping.
Speaker 2: It's like the Toyota cars.
Speaker 3: I mean, by the way, I don't want the Empire.
Speaker 3: I don't know Anderson would Empire Carpets? Who hundred.
Speaker 2: Three hundred andire don't bet out?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is that a carpet company?
Speaker 2: That didn't you don't know that commercial from the eighties
Speaker 2: and the nineties.
Speaker 3: And I know that jingle, but I don't remember them
Speaker 3: being carpet I have no.
Speaker 2: I also think that Chicago Land Okay, So that's why
Speaker 2: you know okay. And then they went national and they
Speaker 2: added the eight hundred, like, where's that button that you
Speaker 2: should be hitting right now?
Speaker 3: Which one? I think you gotta hit it?
Speaker 2: Adam, he's mesmerized by what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: He can't. But if because the audience is thinking this
Speaker 3: right now, Blake hit him with it. I don't like it. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no, I didn't know the leading sentence.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think, well just on this button.
Speaker 3: F he was talking. I feel like you should say.
Speaker 4: No, no.
Speaker 3: You okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Speaker 2: It's like the Einstein Brothers of Bagels, like if.
Speaker 4: There's a so so he just finished the story and yeah,
Speaker 4: you should hit this button because here was what the
Speaker 4: audience is thinking.
Speaker 3: Oh cares, thank you, geez, thank you? Sorry my bad.
Speaker 2: If you if you do care, slide into Adams. So
Speaker 2: you've been robbed twice, You've had your car stolen.
Speaker 3: He's a mark. I'm a mark, dude.
Speaker 2: You've had many people's cars broken into outside your house.
Speaker 3: I love you. Uh yeah, dude, Iowa, Iowa, my brain
Speaker 3: doesn't work, dude. You can take him. Your dick is
Speaker 3: still You.
Speaker 2: Might have a full shrimp from that Poe boy that
Speaker 2: swam up streaming your dud.
Speaker 4: My brain is so like, I thank god we didn't
Speaker 4: do this podcast yesterday fucking fried and my brain was melted.
Speaker 3: Did you have any raw oysters? Of course? Okay? Cool? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was just wondering if you ever got around to that. Dude.
Speaker 2: This is Adam de Vine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a cool dude.
Speaker 4: I'll take care of this, okay, and then yeah, So
Speaker 4: Hollywood is just a garbage pit right now.
Speaker 3: It sucks.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's fun that you live in an
Speaker 2: edgy place?
Speaker 4: Uh? They were in and out so fast, dude. I
Speaker 4: got their license plate. I have the footage of their
Speaker 4: license plate.
Speaker 3: I saw them. So I called the police.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I got the I got the dirt
Speaker 4: on them, and they go, we can't a police officer
Speaker 4: officer has to guess them no, it has to come
Speaker 4: to the house to file a police report. And I go, okay, cool,
Speaker 4: send them out nah, And then they go they can't today,
Speaker 4: they're busy, we're fire stuff.
Speaker 3: And I go, okay, what can I schedule something like
Speaker 3: so I can be here?
Speaker 4: Uh? And they get they're They're like, yeah, I would
Speaker 4: recommend calling back tomorrow, and I go, okay, if I
Speaker 4: call back tomorrow, will they come tomorrow?
Speaker 3: And she goes, honey, they're not coming. What And They're like,
Speaker 3: they're not. It'll be a month probably before they come. Honey.
Speaker 3: She was very sweet to me.
Speaker 2: Dude, you should sue her for calling you. Honey.
Speaker 3: She was very sweet to me. She was like, honey,
Speaker 3: they're not gonna come.
Speaker 2: You get the key to the city.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, okay, uh here, how about this?
Speaker 2: How about we speaking of documentaries, how about we document
Speaker 2: rolling up on these dudes vigilante style.
Speaker 3: I'm good, oh good, oh, armed with only this question?
Speaker 3: Why gotcha? Why? Dog? Why?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: Huh? I struggling to make ends with me. Uh you
Speaker 2: rob my house and I just want to know why.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's hard out here, hard out here for a camp.
Speaker 2: I'm going to work. Okay, will you answered me after
Speaker 2: work as to why.
Speaker 3: They don't work? They rob house? Sytem? I will say
Speaker 3: that there was it was a it was a little
Speaker 3: group of them. There was three of them and then
Speaker 3: a driver. So they pull up. Yeah, the three of
Speaker 3: them get out.
Speaker 4: They climb up to get into my house and Kyle
Speaker 4: and uh wait what and uh then they run out
Speaker 4: and one this might be the case because two of
Speaker 4: them walk it might be the case out it was
Speaker 4: you three because two of them walked with confidence. And
Speaker 4: then one of them was like a scared looking at
Speaker 4: all the shoulder, looking like a little bit so like, I'll.
Speaker 3: Let the internet. Which that is? Which one that was
Speaker 3: really not that loud? Wait?
Speaker 2: Can you put that footage out there? Can you put
Speaker 2: the footage out there?
Speaker 3: I probably could, but I don't then because.
Speaker 2: Then, you know, you might find out the answer to why.
Speaker 3: My guess is they just wanted money. I think they
Speaker 3: were like, oh, there's money in that house.
Speaker 4: And then they sounded good eight minutes and dislocation. Yeah
Speaker 4: they were doing it was actually a little impressive and
Speaker 4: proud of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah there. I mean, there wasn't much to steal.
Speaker 2: I didn't have a screenplay. They might have something, I know.
Speaker 4: That's why I was like, do they these guys seem
Speaker 4: like they're professionals at this? Maybe they can segue to
Speaker 4: being professional at something else.
Speaker 2: A manager. They managed to get in and out and
Speaker 2: the manage your career.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they probably be more successful than Sorry, Isaac, move over,
Speaker 3: Isaac just.
Speaker 2: It's so annoying. It's such a bummer. And to answer
Speaker 2: the question you had about how annoying burglars are, I
Speaker 2: don't want to like overstep any boundaries. There's stinking noons
Speaker 2: nuisance newsome.
Speaker 3: Wow, it all rolled off the top.
Speaker 2: They're a fucking newsome.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 2: They're just a real stinking nuisance. They really are. And
Speaker 2: I don't want to I'm not holding anything.
Speaker 3: Back, Yeah, dude. And like when everyone was saying, like,
Speaker 3: we have to defund the police, way to tell you.
Speaker 4: And you remember when that was a big thing a
Speaker 4: few years back. Everyone's like, we got to defund them,
Speaker 4: we have to defund such a genius idea. And then
Speaker 4: all of a sudden, you need the police and there's
Speaker 4: just not enough of them to actually help you. I
Speaker 4: feel like, maybe we give them more money, Maybe we
Speaker 4: give them some more budget and hire more people so
Speaker 4: they can come to your house.
Speaker 3: And that's my hot topic. That's my hot topic.
Speaker 4: Crazy nicey, isn't that that in Los Angeles? That is
Speaker 4: a hot button issue, which is giving the police more
Speaker 4: money so they can hire more people. Well, we got
Speaker 4: well we also got to pay the fire department because
Speaker 4: our fucking heels are all give them money to get
Speaker 4: the move for how much we all paying fucking taxes?
Speaker 3: We're tax to oblivion? Why why are they not give
Speaker 3: them they? I like this.
Speaker 6: This is feeling poly charged the way I like it.
Speaker 2: I kind of feel like Adam might have started the
Speaker 2: fire just to say these things on the podcast, get
Speaker 2: these hot, but it could be just to dive in,
Speaker 2: like and uh and hey, congratulations, Adam, it was you
Speaker 2: did it?
Speaker 3: We need it's not the fire.
Speaker 6: You did it, Blake.
Speaker 2: Before we piece out? Which is the thing I'm saying
Speaker 2: a lot now?
Speaker 4: Is uh?
Speaker 2: I got a question. I'm driving up the five. I'm
Speaker 2: going to Oregon tonight.
Speaker 6: Okunky donkey?
Speaker 2: Any cool? Any cool place I should stop along the
Speaker 2: way for food or something?
Speaker 3: Blake? Does he eat food?
Speaker 2: Or are you the wrong person to ask you?
Speaker 3: Doesn't need?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry? Have you been to Anderson pea soup?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 2: Gone?
Speaker 6: No, it's still there?
Speaker 2: No, it's gone.
Speaker 6: No, it is still there. You can still santanella, It's
Speaker 6: still there?
Speaker 2: Can someone? But what the wait? Is that a place Santanella?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, isn't it?
Speaker 2: And what's it called?
Speaker 4: Though? Uh?
Speaker 2: Like Danish town?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, that's.
Speaker 2: It's not. Wait but somebody look up. Can I get
Speaker 2: a producer looking up with Peter Soup? I think it's gone,
Speaker 2: so none of us can talk.
Speaker 6: I heard it was closing. It's not closed yet. I'm
Speaker 6: not sure that it still is closing.
Speaker 2: They did a pump fake about that.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of pump fakes.
Speaker 4: Did you notice that when they were like, there are
Speaker 4: it's actually closing, and then it just didn't close.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of like to get everybody up in
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 4: I feel like we should say that about the podcast. Hey,
Speaker 4: the podcast, this is the last one. Yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 4: you can better be you better be listening. So yeah,
Speaker 4: we're actually gonna do three more podcasts. And only if
Speaker 4: a lot of people listen are we going to keep
Speaker 4: doing the podcast.
Speaker 3: So yeah, then we'll have a discussion.
Speaker 2: So the restaurant closed in twenty twenty four, but the Santainella.
Speaker 3: Location is still open.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, But that's not the that's not the
Speaker 2: main joint.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm telling you, if you're going up the five,
Speaker 6: you can pull off there and you can get all
Speaker 6: you can eat split pea soup.
Speaker 3: Okay, but why would anyone want to do that?
Speaker 6: It's so good because it's delicious, and also they have
Speaker 6: like it's almost a salad bar for your people.
Speaker 2: Don't like splippy soup.
Speaker 3: I've never even heard of a person like delicious. I've
Speaker 3: never even heard that. That's the thing. That's real.
Speaker 2: What it's splippy soup is off the fucking chain, dude
Speaker 2: with the ham in it.
Speaker 6: I'm not totally shocked at him. It is like a
Speaker 6: Grandma soup and like it, sure, but it is very delicious.
Speaker 2: Adam likes Grandma's.
Speaker 3: You does I like Grandma's? I? Actually, I mean I
Speaker 3: don't love soup. But that's such a weird.
Speaker 4: It's not even like if if you were to say
Speaker 4: it's the soup Factory and it's the place where you
Speaker 4: can get any and there's a thousand different types of soup, okay,
Speaker 4: can go, then you're like, oh, that sounds little scoops
Speaker 4: of all the delicious house and they're all all delicious,
Speaker 4: and you're like, oh, I'll go try a bunch of soup.
Speaker 3: This has one soup.
Speaker 4: So if you don't like the soup, you're fucking shit
Speaker 4: out of luck. You drove all the way to Tantanea's the.
Speaker 3: Thing, Adam.
Speaker 6: Here's the thing at him is they have like a
Speaker 6: salad bar, specifically for the soup, because it's not just
Speaker 6: about the The pea soup is kind.
Speaker 3: Of the base.
Speaker 6: But it's what you add. You could add bacon, you
Speaker 6: could add chad.
Speaker 2: The atmosphere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got a windmill. It's a great place to
Speaker 4: take a ship. It's it's a lot of so.
Speaker 3: And now is the place, Isaac, is a place called
Speaker 3: pea Soup Anderson's In. Is that what it's called? Mm hmm, okay,
Speaker 3: yes that is Yes, that's it. That's what we're speaking of.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you rearranged the words.
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, so that's not what it's called. It's
Speaker 4: not pea soup Anderson's In. It's called Anderson Split pea soup.
Speaker 3: Is that right, yes, Isaac. But they do have a hotel.
Speaker 2: But that's the that's kind of the fun of it
Speaker 2: is no one knows. You gotta go to find why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why did he fuck up the name like that? Isaac.
Speaker 2: By the way, Isaac goes pea Soup Anderson's In is
Speaker 2: still open. The restaurant will reopen soon. They have a hotel.
Speaker 3: It's open.
Speaker 4: Brother, I'm so sorry, I even fucking asked, and then
Speaker 4: he wrote backslash called pea soup anderson, either you have diarrhea.
Speaker 3: Or you don't? What's so?
Speaker 2: Can I go or not? Do I have to sleep?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 2: Can I eat?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 6: Can you get diar You can sleep?
Speaker 2: There can I get a sick button down that's embroidered.
Speaker 3: You can get a magnet? Okay, So that's so.
Speaker 4: That's you're going to drive up the five and there's
Speaker 4: probably a million great spots to stop.
Speaker 3: You're going to stop to get pea soup and a button.
Speaker 3: It's delicious.
Speaker 6: All you can eat, brother, it's all you can eat.
Speaker 6: It's delicious.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want subway.
Speaker 3: Eat fresh heads Way Jersey.
Speaker 4: Mikes has taken over, Mike. I'm sorry, I'll give you anymore.
Speaker 4: That's actually so whack subway fucking rules, dude. The fact
Speaker 4: that that they will they're in truck stops. You can
Speaker 4: just stop at a truck stop.
Speaker 3: We've covered this, but do you just oh yeah, gloryholes, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know a gloryholes. We get some we're getting some
Speaker 3: buzzer beater, just talking fifty feet of that subway.
Speaker 4: Do it, Yeah, let's get do it. I'm gonna pull
Speaker 4: my dick out the dirt an hang on, I'll be
Speaker 4: right back. I got some manag that glory whole subway
Speaker 4: hits different.
Speaker 3: That's my boom.
Speaker 6: For every load, for every load, it's a boom.
Speaker 3: It's a load boom.
Speaker 2: Adam, I'll hit a I'll hit a Glory whole subway
Speaker 2: for you and for Isaac. I'll stay back slash that's
Speaker 2: not reopened, the back slash Anderson in the soup.
Speaker 3: You're so dum.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna drink a fucking five hour energy drink right now.
Speaker 3: You should What you should get is get yourself a
Speaker 3: feel free.
Speaker 2: And what does it feel free? Is that a Rizzler product?
Speaker 4: Those blue no, those blue little uh drinks, they're so
Speaker 4: fucking good, dude. Yes, you can be really addicted to them.
Speaker 4: And actually, people slide slide into my dms and they're like, actually,
Speaker 4: that's what caused me to relapse. But everyone that slid
Speaker 4: into my dms that are like, that's what caused me
Speaker 4: to relapse. And I don't mean to offend you. They
Speaker 4: had tattoos on their eyeballs and they look like they've
Speaker 4: made a lot of poor choices.
Speaker 2: Right, like two of your new best friends from the
Speaker 2: super Bowl. So no judgment, no judgment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4: And you're like, yeah, I'm assuming anything could set you
Speaker 4: over the edge to go back to your old ways.
Speaker 3: Sure it's science.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you could have a really good nerd rope that
Speaker 6: sends it back right, Yeah, I'm back onto h.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could just watch a Rizzler video and suddenly
Speaker 4: you're doing crank again.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, I'm doing crank. Okay, back
Speaker 3: on the crank, all right.
Speaker 4: That's a hell of any take backs and apologies, any
Speaker 4: epic slams.
Speaker 2: Oh oh man, I'm sorry I wasn't there on Friday.
Speaker 2: What a bummer because I all Slama showed up and
Speaker 2: I know when the Tapa train pulls into the station, whoo,
Speaker 2: the station is lights on. It's out of the control
Speaker 2: of the fire outstre h.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he did take me to a really cool bar.
Speaker 3: Have you been to the Saint? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ooh, great Val Kilmer movie.
Speaker 4: And what's funny is if you would have given me
Speaker 4: a guess, one guess, I would have guessed the Saint.
Speaker 3: That place was rad, very punk rock, very rad.
Speaker 2: Is it like the Skater Boy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, boy, punk.
Speaker 4: Rock back it's a yeah, it's a it's a dirty boy,
Speaker 4: uh bar And it's yeah, fucking it's wild, super tight,
Speaker 4: a little off.
Speaker 3: It's not that it's all like on Magazine Street, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's not that oft though. Yeah, we're just not in
Speaker 3: the French quarter. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, took a newspaper stand, Blake, dude.
Speaker 3: I wish I had one. I would have pulled up
Speaker 3: bought some.
Speaker 2: Sweatpants and a newspaper stand on Magazine Street.
Speaker 3: But I bet I bet it was going off, uh
Speaker 3: because it was the Super Bowl weekend, right, Yes it was.
Speaker 3: It was very fun. It was a very fun time.
Speaker 3: We had a great time.
Speaker 2: I love it, the best of time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess we'd give up.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 6: All our predictions were that the Chiefs were gonna win that.
Speaker 6: But the Eagles fucking came and knock their dick in
Speaker 6: the dirt so special shout out Dirt Philadelphia and Todd Todd,
Speaker 6: our Philly boy.
Speaker 3: Congrats brother he congrats, enjoy the win.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And by the way, isn't it time to tune into
Speaker 2: Blake's Jeopardy episode. I gotta set the DVR.
Speaker 6: By the time you guys hear this, it will have aired.
Speaker 6: I really want to do a pod where we get into.
Speaker 3: The backstory of it, but we'll see. I'm excited.
Speaker 4: Now, where can I because I don't have a DVR
Speaker 4: because I'm not as old as Wonders.
Speaker 3: But where can I watch it? You know, Hulu? You
Speaker 3: could just watch it on hook.
Speaker 6: You can watch live on ABC, but it will since
Speaker 6: we this is after its live.
Speaker 3: Hulu. Yes, Hulu is the answer. Hulu. Okay, cool, all right?
Speaker 2: I like, do you not have cable? Like you don't
Speaker 2: get cable through Hulu or through YouTube or anything.
Speaker 3: Adam, do you have cable?
Speaker 4: I mean I have Hulu so I can watch it
Speaker 4: on ABC's what I thought. You said you can you
Speaker 4: can t VO it and I'm like, I don't have
Speaker 4: a TV.
Speaker 6: I said, TV ABC live, Hulu after it airs, tune
Speaker 6: in t I I nation perfect.
Speaker 4: Wait, what what the fuck are you saying? Hoders, Because
Speaker 4: you're like, I don't know what the funk you're saying.
Speaker 4: You can d v R through Hulu.
Speaker 2: Say I pay for Hulu cable, like I have cable.
Speaker 2: I watched cable through Hulu and you can record stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't even know that's a thing. That's real
Speaker 3: that is cool.
Speaker 2: I did not know that YouTube has it too.
Speaker 3: Now does fubo have it? Because I think, well, that's
Speaker 3: another one. It's to be No, I'm I'm fubou. It's
Speaker 3: a different one. Yeah, I did it. Well, that's okay,
Speaker 3: that's another episode.
Speaker 4: Oh,