WEBVTT - Friday Happy Hour #14 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:19.720 Hey, welcome back. It's a brand new episode. This is 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:22.919 the Friday Happy Hour, a Laugh with Me podcast with 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:29.000 your coote jay. Oh and I am here with a 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:32.680 couple of a couple of good pals of eye and Air. Clarson, 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:36.559 a giant in the in the industry. Yeah, he's a 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:39.520 giant in the transportation industry. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:42.080 And my brother Kyle. 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:45.320 They're here. You heard him earlier in the week on 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:51.400 Laugh with Me and they're back to share Happy hour. Joy. 0:00:53.680 --> 0:01:00.440 You've had a good wedding run though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:04.080 when's the last time? What's your last wedding? I mean 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:06.280 when I say wedding experience, it's like, all right, we 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:08.920 all go to weddings, we all whatever. But Eric's had 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:14.399 a run of groomsmen best man? Have you ushered? I've 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:19.040 never been an usher, no guest, obviously, you just you 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:22.640 had a good run as groomsmen, best man. When's the 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.240 last time? Like, it's been a while, right. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:28.160 I feel like it was probably Bob oh damn the 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:30.480 Lake Superior wedding and. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:32.440 That was seemed like a lifetime ago. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:36.160 Yeah, but that had to be awesome. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:39.720 Oh ship Bob. 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:43.000 Eric looks at me as if that was not awesome, 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:46.480 But I bet it was awesome. 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:50.360 What you don't remember is Bob died that night. Oh Bob, Yeah, 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:53.760 and he tried to move on from his memory. 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:54.200 No. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:56.600 Yeah, And I obviously wouldn't have asked the question if 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:57.720 I knew that was the last time. 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:58.400 Oh for sure. 0:01:58.480 --> 0:01:58.680 Yeah. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.040 And then you just think we brought it up like 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:05.360 this wedding. Yeah, Eric's looking at me like this was 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:09.080 not what was up, Bob. I apologize for what's happening 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:09.519 right now. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.920 R I brother, all right, you know. 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:14.480 And it is kind of interesting too, because I look 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:16.360 back at like the Bob wedding. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:19.800 I was a groomsman. I was also the wild card. 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:23.079 Like I always felt like I leaned a little bit 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.480 into like the mystique of I could be the wild 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:29.040 card pole like especially the brides. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:32.600 The brides were always just like Eric wild card, Like 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:33.520 what's he gonna do? 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:37.360 Like he's gonna be drinking before the wedding, He's going 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:41.079 to be, you know, doing this, Like there was always 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:41.800 a bit of fear. 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:44.760 Do you think they looked at the lineup, like when 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:46.600 it was all put together, when they're putting together the 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.040 wedding party and they're looking at the names and they're 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.920 just like, you know, honey, I this is this is 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:54.000 gonna be great. I love that your friends are involved here. 0:02:54.680 --> 0:03:00.200 It's gonna be the best day, right, Eric, Though that's 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.520 a wild card. Do you think that's a conversation? 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:07.680 I feel like it was, which again to me, is hilarious. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:08.359 Yeah. 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:11.440 I mean, you guys know me the listening audience, right, 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:16.240 I mean I'm far from a wild card, just a. 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:20.359 Regular card, just a normal card. He's the seven of spades. 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:22.600 You play me, you know what you're gonna get. 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:25.440 Yeah, No, he's the six of spades. If he's thrown 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.480 down with the ten, you're not quite sure which way 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:29.240 to go with it, but you're you're there. 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:33.880 But I did love like so. Bob's wedding was up 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:38.760 on the shores of Lake Superior, like a beautiful venue. 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:41.560 All this kind of stuff was great, and it was 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.839 the least that had ever been asked for me as 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:47.960 a groomsman. Like it was literally they they gave me 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:49.960 a shirt like I didn't have to get fitted for 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:50.400 a tucks. 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:53.280 They gave me a shirt that was size to me. 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:57.640 I didn't even have to walk anybody down the aisle. 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:00.119 They were just like just stand up there with the 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.360 just like hang out. 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:08.840 Like were you too much of a wild card? They 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:12.120 were like, how do we limit this possibility? 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:14.960 I think probably the big problem is that we keep 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:17.039 calling this friend Bob. 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.120 Bob his name. 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.000 Is Nate, No, I disagree. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:29.200 So the family was throwing off. They're just like, oh, 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:30.120 how do you know Nathan. 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.200 It's like, who is Nate? 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:34.960 Nathan? Like this is my buddy mob. 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:41.560 That was That was a fun time experience. I remember 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:46.360 when we rolled up there, I thought it was going 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:48.680 to be a great opportunity to like get a nice 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:53.479 room and just like have just the best time. Except 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:57.040 they gave our room away. So when we got there, 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.839 we checked. We walked into the room and there's other 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:03.840 people's stuff in the room. That's a real thing. And 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:07.440 it ended up being the mom of the bride. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:09.440 Maybe I would have thrown it out the window. 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.960 They're just the window, right, So then I go down 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.000 and it's like, hey, there's stuff, but that's the room, 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:17.680 and like we're gonna get you taken care of. And 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:21.440 then they were sorting out the rooms and in the meantime, 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.640 here's a credit of like one hundred dollars at the 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.000 bar because we didn't know where to go. I mean, 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:28.760 we're literally just at this resort whatever drink beers, and 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:32.440 that's exactly what happened. Yeah, we remember we camped out 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:39.279 the bar and people were coming up. We were camping 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.120 out the bar, and it's like, hey guys, we got 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.720 a credit, like, let's go, and we had a great time. 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:46.200 The bar was just like, you're gonna give drinks to him. 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:50.240 That's wild card, that's wild wild. Yeah, he was on 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:53.680 a restriction. Yeah uh yeah. That was a great way 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.480 to kick off the weekend. But it ended up being 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:57.560 a really awesome weekend. 0:05:57.800 --> 0:05:58.000 It was. 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:01.560 It was awesome to kind of pregame that mother fucking bob. 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:02.520 Yeah. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:06.560 So that was the wedding you've had the least amount 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:08.760 of responsibility. What would be the wedding you had the 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:09.880 most responsibility? 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:10.599 Was yours? 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:14.000 Oh boy, why you fucking hard? 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.479 Sorry about the Why do you making work so hard? 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:21.360 There was no like, out of all the weddings, Evan Groosman, 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:24.960 there was no wedding that I had to stand up. 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:26.000 Sit down. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:29.600 Good god, yeah, just standing sitting down. 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:33.000 Plus, it was the first one I remember remember kind 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:36.320 of before we went in for the actual ceremony. You know, 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:39.840 I had stuff in my pockets, wallets and that. Like, 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:42.559 my parents were were there, they were at the wedding, 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:42.840 so I. 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.159 Was just like here, hold this, hold my stuff, hold 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:45.599 this stuff. 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:46.200 Yeah. 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:50.000 So you know, divested all that, and I'm talking to 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:52.960 my parents after the after the ceremony, and they're just like, yeah, 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:54.960 I mean you did good. I mean you were swaying 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:55.760 up there a bunch. 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.960 It was just like swaying, what do you mean? But 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:00.839 they were just like we were supposed be staanding still 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.599 and you were just kind of like waving like left 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:04.840 or right, left or right. 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:08.880 It's just like, well, now you said being having to 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:12.720 stand up here, like what's going on? Like what about 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.880 Jeremy for forcing me to like sit down like three times? 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:17.880 Stand up like keep going up there. 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:24.960 Yeah, so that's that's all the work. You had to 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:26.720 do a lot of up. 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:30.400 It looked like wacky inflatable arm flailing tube. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.560 Man, which there's nothing wrong with that. Well, it's not 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.160 what he signed up for. And tell you that much. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:37.800 He signed up for whatever was coming his way. That's 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:43.640 all I'm saying. You also got a nice pair of sunglasses. 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:46.720 He had to give a speech, You had to give 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:47.239 a speech. 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:53.160 It's wild as it was fun. I'm just saying, and 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:55.960 you regret Halloween, what what day would you put it 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:56.880 on if it wasn't Halloween. 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:58.320 I don't regret Halloween. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:03.120 Don't regredit It's just become a thing. If you could 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:04.960 move it, if you could move it today. 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:06.080 Well that's that's the thing. 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:09.400 It sounds like he makes a habit of getting married Halloween. 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:12.920 Yeah, it having one time, It having one time. I 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.360 don't know what to tell you, guy. If I would 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:18.000 not move it, I would not move it. It's just something. 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:20.400 It's just you don't think about that. Like, okay, everyone 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:22.760 in Halloween. Now you're like trying to be like, oh, 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:26.160 let me give you flowers, like hey, but in reality, 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.160 you don't have time to say, have anniversary because you 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:30.880 gotta motherfucking get the ding porch ready with all these 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:35.120 animatronics and like candy and apple, citer and ship. 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.160 Okay, how about this, how about this, guys, we have 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:39.720 a friend Grant front. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:40.240 Of the pod. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:41.320 I voted for him. 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:43.800 They had a second wedding that him and Kathy had 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.760 a second wedding, okay, to where they renewed their valves. 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:51.200 Weddings, No sweatings. You weren't there. You're in Atlanta. For 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:53.080 the record, Eric was in Atlantic. 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:57.480 I officiated it. He's a little bitch. Yeah, where were you, Eric? 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:58.960 I officiated it. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:00.440 Yeah, we were all there. 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.640 So here we talked about my biggest. 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:10.160 Yeah, not even Yeah. I went for best man to officiate. 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:11.480 That's big. That's a promotion. 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.760 That's a big deal. Eric wasn't even there. 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:17.679 He was So's birthday tomorrow it is, and he's going 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:18.400 to hear about this. 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:21.560 He should hear about this anyway. Anyway, they had they 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.640 had a second that a vow renul because they wanted 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:27.840 to kind of celebrate on a different day. You know, 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:29.240 I like it, and. 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:31.800 Uh, they have to celebrate both days now. 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:33.240 No, I think they another day. 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:36.000 It was a different day, completely different months, different time 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:36.480 of year. 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:38.000 Too many days to remember for me. 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:43.440 Well, I think it's not yours. So then the uh 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:47.800 they did this with that in mind. What I'm asking 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.120 you is, if you guys were to have a vow renol, 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:51.559 what day would you pick? 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.720 Oh? October thirty. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:57.000 Oh Jesus, he went from this is such a pain 0:09:57.040 --> 0:10:00.000 in the ass, never picking up. 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:02.319 It's not a pan in the ass. You don't think 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:04.760 about it though, you're like, yeah, all right, anniversary of 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:07.240 what all I got coming up? And then you'd be like, okay, 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.400 let me do this anniversary stuff and you're like, there's 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.160 fucking kids knocking on my door. 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:12.120 Right. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:14.440 It just happened so fast. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.840 Every year, turn your light off. 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:19.960 I just want to state for the record that we 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:21.720 are not replaying. 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.120 You the beginning of this show. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.920 This is making the same points again. 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.320 I'm just saying. I'm just saying for the record, that's 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:31.000 just how it goes down. I don't regret it. 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.720 I love it, but it just hits you fast. Every year. 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:37.600 It's like, whoa, where did that come from? So there 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:40.440 you go, there you go. You have been on Halloween 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:42.840 on the pod and over years. Yeah, I was banned. 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.800 So that's your fault. I don't know if you're aware 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:46.840 that's your fault. 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:48.320 So what have you been up to? 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:52.679 It's fine, it just been working. Some of us move states. 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.040 We moved six and a half hours away from where 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:55.800 we current. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:56.600 We used to live. 0:10:56.800 --> 0:11:00.800 Hey, some of us, Yeah, two thirds of us move 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:01.959 across the country. 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:05.640 Yeah, and then and then one of us goes to 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:10.000 the other one's old house and helps move them. Well, 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:12.680 the other one's not there. Kyle, do you ever. 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:18.360 Have you ever considered the idea that perhaps if Kyle's 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:19.319 TV gave. 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:25.960 You chromes, that moving his TV again could fix the chromes. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:27.520 A that's a great idea. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:31.840 You still got that TV. I got a TV and 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:36.320 it's I'm going to hopefully assume it's like a flat 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:37.800 screen that I can just pick up myself. 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:39.400 Well, you can hang out. 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:42.720 I mean, I'm just jump jumping ahead here. But what 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:46.960 if you moved this TV into I don't know, a lake? 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:53.760 Oh, here we go. Okay, now we're talking all right. 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:56.439 So little backstory to this. The three of us playing 0:11:56.440 --> 0:12:01.160 a fantasy football league. It's been around for twenty plus years, 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:06.240 and we a few years back, a few years back now, 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.880 we had a lake draft that there was this old 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:15.120 ass TV in the house and after a long night 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:19.120 of drafting, we had some ideas about throwing this TV 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.880 into the lake. Well, as happens, Eric got injured in 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:28.360 the process, and also as happens Eric ever since then, 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:32.000 just for clarity, the TV never ended up in them now, 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:34.959 but we've joked ever since that the TV needs to 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:35.280 get in the. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.439 Lake our environmental impacts. 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:42.959 Yes, so the TV's evert we did our work, because 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:45.000 that's the thing. After that, it was like, Okay, we 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:49.000 didn't do it. Here is why great success? 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H The 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:53.680 first time was at the bar. 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:55.640 You got injured at the bar? 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:59.520 Yeah, So we're at the bar and I lived to 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:00.560 land at the time. 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.960 There was a bar near the cabin, kind of a 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:06.760 kind of a small town type of bar. 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.960 Yeah, small community regular is only basically I. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:10.640 Got a walk. 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.080 You know, I felt like I was big stuff, you know, 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:16.440 being living in Atlanta because I was like, I'm gonna 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:18.240 I'm gonna cover the whole tab. 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:20.240 So we had had some beers, we had. 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:23.000 Some shots as a group, and I got the tab 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:25.520 and it was like twenty four bucks, and I felt like, 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:30.400 just I'm the richest person in the world, Like, yeah, 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.720 I'm gonna pay this. I'm gonna leave a twenty dollars tip, 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:36.720 like like they're gonna talk about big money Eric Atlanta 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:38.880 Eric for like years. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:41.359 At this the people at the bar still are yeah, yeah, 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:43.640 And we definitely talked about it for at least five minutes. 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:44.000 Yeah. 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:46.840 I so actually didn't even remember this until we. 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:50.600 Were all sitting around this table and somebody. 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:54.600 I feel like maybe I was talking to the group 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:56.160 about how generous I was. 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:59.600 And there's nothing great than that. 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:01.160 I think I was. 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:07.439 I think I was like extolling my virtue, and I 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.439 feel like it was probably Kyle actually, now that I've 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:13.679 been talking here and just hearing Kyle's reaction to my story, 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:16.600 like somebody kind of like and it was just like, 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:21.120 you know what we need to go, So. 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:24.040 Like I feel like the group. 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:28.520 Was still r and so to prove how serious I 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:32.960 was about us leaving, I created a fist in my 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:39.199 right hand and I punched down into the center of 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:50.720 the table, just a tremendous boom, and I'm pretty sure 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:54.080 that that knocked about two of my fingers knuckle. 0:17:58.119 --> 0:17:59.480 But did everybody get the point? 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:01.520 Yeah, well we all gathered up. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:06.240 Probably worth it, and you're like, let me make this 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:06.880 go quicker. 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:12.399 Yes, And then I mean we obviously didn't get JJ's shoes. 0:18:12.760 --> 0:18:14.080 It was a mistake. 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:19.960 But so we got back. You know, we walked back. 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:23.040 It was about thirty minute walk from the bar. I 0:18:23.080 --> 0:18:26.400 mean ten minutes for normal people, thirty minutes for us. 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:29.560 Oh yeah, to get us back to the cabin. And 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:31.200 then we decided that we were going to. 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:34.760 Carry the TV. And so we're carrying the TV. 0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:38.480 I had one side of it, somebody else had the 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:41.479 other side, and there was about ten other people around 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:42.960 that were just hovering. 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:46.040 Well, so your hand was injured before, so yeah, I. 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:48.760 Mean I did not feel it. I did not feel it. 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:53.240 So we're going through. We're carrying this TV to the 0:18:53.320 --> 0:18:56.280 lake and there was this pipe that was like sticking 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:59.879 up out of the ground and I nailed one of 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:03.480 my feet like toe first, like into that pipe as 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:04.760 I was carrying the TV. 0:19:04.800 --> 0:19:06.159 Which is true, but it has nothing to do with 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:07.520 his hand being injured. 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:08.679 So I don't know. 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:12.280 So like that, like I almost dropped the TV. 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:15.000 At that point, it was it was a group It 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:18.200 was a group activity to not drop the TV. 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:22.280 How many people are carrying this TV? Because I distinctly 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:25.280 remember me not carrying it, but being out there watching 0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:29.040 you guys car these folks not getting chroned. So I 0:19:29.160 --> 0:19:30.760 was like, well, this was your TV. 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:33.600 We already established that you were. 0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:38.960 There bigger than you were there were well Dan. 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:47.840 Dan brought something and I was out of it. I 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:50.280 was not with the rest of the group at this point. 0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:52.920 I remember the bar and I don't remember after the bar, 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.679 so I was just gone. 0:19:55.920 --> 0:20:01.399 So we're carrying the TV across the lane and we 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:05.800 run into basically there's a retaining wall that goes from 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:10.199 the edge of the lawns down to the sand that 0:20:10.240 --> 0:20:12.480 would be the beach, and so we got the TV 0:20:12.640 --> 0:20:17.400 to the edge of that and then these you know, 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:21.080 eight or nine great minds that were left in our 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:25.320 group at that time, we could not figure out how 0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:29.000 to surmount this obstacle. How how do we get this 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:34.080 TV past the retaining Like we're throwing it in the lake. Yeah, yeah, 0:20:34.119 --> 0:20:36.879 but we don't know how to get it, Like in 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:40.359 this retaining walls only about three foot tall, but there's 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:45.880 some bushes on the bottom, and it is all true. 0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:50.560 We end up we end up failing. We do not 0:20:50.720 --> 0:20:52.560 get the TV any far than that. We end up 0:20:52.560 --> 0:20:54.600