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Speaker 1: Danielle today. I mean it has nothing to do with,

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Speaker 1: back on the Big show tomorrow. You know how people,

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Speaker 1: you know, you have a three legged stool, You take

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Speaker 1: Our show is like an eighteen legged stool, but if

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Speaker 1: a flat tire. Yeah, the energy is different. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: honestly we failed. Everything's going to hell, that's true. Hey,

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Speaker 1: that Brody? Who's Daniellian? Wait? Hold on, scary? Has someone

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Speaker 1: the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast, sometimes we call you back. Hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: This is okay Tom. Now you just know that sometime

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Speaker 1: We saw your text. I called you back. No, that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, what do you want to do to contribute?

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Speaker 1: We really haven't started in anything of any importance. Oh jeez,

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Speaker 1: I I personally enjoy listening to Brody complains. That's all

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Speaker 1: he does. Like he does, he loves to complain. I

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Speaker 1: So I get this guy on the phone and he's like, well,

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Speaker 1: Scallions are a vegetable. When I say no vegetables, don't

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Speaker 1: I'm getting that call. I get the same time every day.

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Speaker 1: On what the warranty on? What options about getting back

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Speaker 1: under coverage? But the warranty of what? What? What? Would

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Speaker 1: guys get these calls every day? Yeah? I got I

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Speaker 1: mind calling them out as being liars. Is that okay? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I just don't like when they lie about their names.

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Speaker 1: What's your real name? You know? When they call you

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Speaker 1: recreating when they say, you know this is Billy, I go,

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Speaker 1: You're not Billy. Just be honest with me, You're not.

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Speaker 1: and he said, I said, they're all sniffing glue. He said, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Hen hates his own company's own company's customer service. Bethany,

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Speaker 1: it's really frustrating when your wireless company can't even maintaining

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Speaker 1: about the drug store. I love CVS, I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you that, but they did something that made me not

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Speaker 1: like them. What happened? So yesterday I had to go

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what they call that, just regular drugs,

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Speaker 1: but it was behind a lock panel, right, I think

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Speaker 1: it's provacid I need. I had little indigestion. So I

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Speaker 1: needed somebody to open that locked container. So there's this

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Speaker 1: of a sudden I hear customer service needed in stomach issues.

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Speaker 1: I swear to God, I swear to God. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to stand here anymore, so I might

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Speaker 1: about to share with small condoms stomach issues. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I don't want fine, did you go? So I stood

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Speaker 1: to see who it was, Yeah, but who's got into

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Speaker 1: see the woman's voice was great four mad with diarrhea,

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Speaker 1: and it just well, you know what I love? You know.

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Speaker 1: Sabrina H. Carpenter performed Dulipas song on our show. Dualipa

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Speaker 1: just tweeted at her, Oh that's awesome. I bet they're

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Speaker 1: Then we connect them and we get no credit for that.

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Speaker 1: We don't get any money from that at all. Charlie

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Speaker 1: Booth did, didn't he know, Alyssia car did Alesia Carra

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Speaker 1: But what are you doing? Throwing stuff away? And you

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Speaker 1: make a lot of noise? Nate his upset stomach is

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Speaker 1: what the problem is that? Get fixed? Are you still

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Speaker 1: guy if you do. So. We started the podcast out

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Speaker 1: will be back tomorrow. I'm counting on it. But does

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Speaker 1: someone else want to take today off? Let's see, let's

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Speaker 1: see if we can do better without Bethany. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: mean for real, you're not taking the day off tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: I don't. I mean I'll do it for the show.

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Speaker 1: Anything for the show is what I say. See. I

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Speaker 1: There are so many nights when, like Daniel's kids are

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Speaker 1: I think it's cool parents get those days. You know,

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Speaker 1: don't take off. So I'm like a two time loser.

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Speaker 1: I mean, call the reasons. Great kids start new schools today,

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Speaker 1: would like to take off? Sheldon could have taken a

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Speaker 1: a break. I should get a fresh air break. Well,

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Speaker 1: we should take mental health breaks. Agree, you should. We

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Speaker 1: health break. It's clearly around. Yes, it's true. All right,

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Speaker 1: Well there you go, you're fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 1: The credit you're rolling. Who do you want to think

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Speaker 1: you Elvis? No, No, not two days in a row.

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Speaker 1: Are you yesterday? Yes, you are perfect. Not to Maybe

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Speaker 1: I'll be back tomorrow. The fifteen Minute Morning Show