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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to my favorite Murder the minisode. This

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Speaker 1: is a special occasion because apparently grandparents Day is a thing.

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Speaker 2: It's Grandparents' Day, Yeah, and.

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Speaker 1: It's coming up, So we're going to just do grandparents stories.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you have them for us to read, so

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Speaker 3: we're gonna read them. Okay, you want to go sure?

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Speaker 1: Okay. This one's called two Stories of the Same Murder. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Georgia and Karen, or Karen and Georgia. You are both

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Speaker 1: equal in my eyes.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Finally, I have a family story for you that I

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Speaker 1: think you'll very much appreciate. It involves the murder of

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Speaker 1: my great grandfather in shall we say, suspicious circumstances. Allow

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Speaker 1: me to take you back to a different era and

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Speaker 1: a different place entirely. Okay, picture it soun in Italy,

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Speaker 1: right after the end of World War One.

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Speaker 2: I've been there at.

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Speaker 1: The end of World War One. My great grandfather had

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Speaker 1: just returned home from his discharge from the Italian military. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he fought on the wrong side, but then they were

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Speaker 1: on the right side. I don't know. It's a very

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Speaker 1: confusing war.

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Speaker 2: Yes it is. It is.

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Speaker 1: My grandmother was around two years old and my great

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Speaker 1: grandmother was pregnant on the island where they lived, and

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Speaker 1: is Kia Is Kia?

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Speaker 2: You've been there? Yes, it's Kia.

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Speaker 3: That's when I do my very boring vacation slide show,

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Speaker 3: which I'm going to do for the fancule.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the island. I do it, fro Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know it's off the coast of Naples. Yes, amazing,

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Speaker 1: I love it. There was a particularly honory donkey that

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Speaker 1: was causing some problems for the town folks.

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Speaker 2: I saw that donkey, Not really, I'm kind of of that.

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Speaker 1: My great grandfather decided that he was going to take

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Speaker 1: care of the donkey and went to go shoot it

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Speaker 1: with his rifle.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, oh sorry, everyone, that's rough.

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Speaker 1: The story goes that when my great grandfather was going

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Speaker 1: to shoot the donkey, the donkey kicked the rifle, which

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Speaker 1: went off and accidentally shot my great grandfather. From this shot,

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Speaker 1: your fucking friend the donkey.

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Speaker 3: Shit.

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Speaker 1: That is the story of how my great grandfather died

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Speaker 1: after having survived all through World War One.

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Speaker 2: That's horrible or was it? Oh?

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Speaker 1: A few years ago I went to visit Iskia with

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Speaker 1: been killed by that donkey. Oh, Instead, what really happened

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Speaker 1: or might have who's to say is that my great

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Speaker 1: and shot my great grandfather. Oh we know that he

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Speaker 1: did indeed die from being shot, But I guess we

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Speaker 1: will never know who pulled the trigger, the donkey.

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Speaker 2: Or or the captain in the army.

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Speaker 3: It sounds a little more likely it carries his own

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Speaker 3: done with him at all times.

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Speaker 1: My grandmother, despite not having her father and then being

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Speaker 1: given up to her grandparents to raise, and then it says,

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Speaker 2: Oh wow? Yeah, she turned out.

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Speaker 1: To be a pretty awesome and badass lady in her

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Speaker 1: Boy do I have stories about her, but that's for

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Speaker 1: another time. Thank you too for doing everything that you

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Speaker 1: do and being a highlight of my week. I'm a

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Speaker 1: high school teacher and I will listen to your podcast

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Speaker 1: on my drive to and from work. Stay sexy and

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Speaker 1: don't get shot by a donkey or your captain whose

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Speaker 1: wife you're having an affair with love James from nyc PS.

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Speaker 1: I know you'll be coming to Brooklyn in November, and

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Speaker 1: my partner and I will absolutely be getting tickets. He

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Speaker 1: owns a pizzeria in Williamsburg, and you should totally stop

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Speaker 1: buy for a slice or two. Eating for the name is.

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Speaker 2: Son of James. How are you gonna know?

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Speaker 1: James will go to every pizzeria in Williamsburg.

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Speaker 2: That's how you do.

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Speaker 1: James here.

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Speaker 3: Hi, we're here, we're friends of James. He said we

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Speaker 3: could get at least one free slice or two. People

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, James here.

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Speaker 2: I love that story.

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Speaker 3: But also it's funny because if you really think about it,

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Speaker 3: who would shoot a donkey for being ornery?

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Speaker 1: Right, That's what like they're known for. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it can still carry things around for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like killing a cat from being a dick.

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Speaker 1: It's like, that's that's the very job.

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Speaker 3: All right, all right, well along those kind of same lines,

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to read you the subject line. It says, Hi,

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Speaker 3: Karen and Georgia, longtime fan, first time hometown emailer, and

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Speaker 3: I had to write in because yesterday just so happened

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Speaker 3: to mark the twentieth anniversary of my grandpa's very own

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Speaker 3: Phineas Gauge moment.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit.

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Speaker 3: Back in the day, my grandpa ran a construction company

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Speaker 3: with his two brothers. One afternoon on the job, he

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Speaker 3: fell off a ladder and landed directly onto a.

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Speaker 2: Piece of rebar.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it peers through the back of his head

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Speaker 3: and came out just under his eye. And here's the

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Speaker 3: truly unbelievable part. He was conscious the entire.

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Speaker 1: Ghooh thank you, just put me under right.

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Speaker 3: Oh fuck, okay, yeah, bite this belt, drink this like,

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Speaker 3: hit me in the head with a mallet.

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Speaker 1: Anything happens to me. I'm want to wake up in

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Speaker 1: Please you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Yes, for sure, now that we've got I'll make sure

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Speaker 2: that happened you, I'll be there. I'll be there because

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Speaker 2: whatever it is.

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Speaker 3: When my grandpa's brothers called nine one one, because yes,

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Speaker 3: my grandpa's brothers had to witness this nightmare, the fire

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Speaker 3: they even told us they practiced cutting a different piece

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Speaker 2: This and it would cost my grandpa his life. Oh

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Speaker 2: that's like the highest of pressure.

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Speaker 3: But the rebar they were practicing on cutting kept bending

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Speaker 2: Because of course he did.

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Speaker 3: The firefighters grabbed the saw, had a few guys hold

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Speaker 3: underneath his head. Meanwhile, he was annoyed that the sun

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Speaker 1: Pair of sunglasses on this poor man? Some one someone

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Speaker 1: has got some oak Lea's or some fucking what do

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Speaker 1: they call them? Blue blockers?

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Speaker 3: Nice construction worker blue blockers. And then we're moving into

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Speaker 3: the weekend of Bernie's portion of this email. And so

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Speaker 3: his eyes while lying there impaled. So one firefighter's sole

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Speaker 3: with a piece of cardboard. Wow, priorities. Obviously, they managed

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Speaker 2: Holy shit.

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Speaker 3: The hospital journey was another roller coaster. We went from

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Speaker 3: But today he's very much alive, fully functioning, and until

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Speaker 3: a recent knee issue, was out there playing pickleball. Oh

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Speaker 3: my god, the man was nearly rebar shish Kebob to death.

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Speaker 3: But it's the knee that finally.

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Speaker 2: Took him down. That's kind of bullshit.

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Speaker 3: For five years, we would visit the fire department on

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Speaker 3: the anniversary of my grandpa's accident and Eve and donated

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Speaker 3: the tool that saved his life. My grandparents have since

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Speaker 2: That's amazing.

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Speaker 3: They still come back for summers, and this last anniversary

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Speaker 2: Those years ago. Oh my god, that's incredible.

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Speaker 3: I'll leave you with one of my favorite grandpa memories

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Speaker 3: just before his accident.

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Speaker 2: I was eight.

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Speaker 3: He was helping my mom renovate our house and I'd

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Speaker 3: I'd ask, how come you're not crying, and he'd just say, well,

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Speaker 3: bur didn't you know your grandpa was made to steal?

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Speaker 3: And after what happened, I have no doubt about that

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Speaker 3: being true. Also, shout out to all the first responders

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Speaker 3: and medical professionals. They were the real heroes then and now.

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Speaker 3: It's wild to think that a well placed dermal saw

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Speaker 3: team of firefighters is the reason my grandpa is still

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Speaker 1: Lily, Oh my god, Lily, tough as nails.

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Speaker 2: So good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, go Bob.

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Speaker 2: He got rebar through his brain like.

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Speaker 1: An inch away, and it would have probably killed him yea,

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Speaker 2: Could it have gone through and still be fine? I

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Speaker 2: don't know how brains were I don't either or how

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Speaker 2: rebar works. I like saying rebar like I work with

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Speaker 2: rebarb or rebar.

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Speaker 3: It's rebar. Okay, like reinforcement bar. It's the metal incment.

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Speaker 2: I get it now, good job, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Cigarettes or sex? Grandma's heart couldn't handle both. Oh, good evening.

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Speaker 1: Let's get into it since this is a free for

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Speaker 1: all now. I had to write in about my Danish

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Speaker 1: grandmother in law Inger, change the name or not, but

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Speaker 1: that bitch was proud of every decision she made, so

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Speaker 1: I'm going to give her full credit. Inger was a

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Speaker 1: crotchedy old lady with limited English who gave zero fucks

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Speaker 1: about what others thought of how she lived her life.

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Speaker 1: There are many Inger stories, but I will share two today.

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Speaker 1: As she got older, Inger loved to go to her parties,

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Speaker 1: as she called them. What else was happening didn't matter.

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Speaker 1: They were always a priority. My husband flew from the

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Speaker 1: US to visit, and she blew him a kiss as

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Speaker 1: she walked out the door to join her friends aka

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Speaker 1: the swingers. She finally had to stop going to her

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Speaker 1: swinger parties when her doctor told her that she had

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Speaker 1: to choose between her parties and cigarettes. Oh like, her

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Speaker 1: heart couldn't handle them both.

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Speaker 2: Oh shit.

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Speaker 1: She chose cigarettes because she and I quote could smoke

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Speaker 1: multiple times a day and didn't have the stamina to

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Speaker 1: keep up anymore. Ugh, just watch Jesus, Grandma is going

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Speaker 1: to swinger party.

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Speaker 2: Grandma, I don't want to hear about your life like this.

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Speaker 1: Inger also needed a babysitter to come to the US

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Speaker 1: because she got into too many fights with the TSA agents. Opinionated.

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Speaker 1: Not one to mince words and a limited understanding of English,

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Speaker 1: made for a challenging trip through security. When asked if

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Speaker 2: Orgy sex tapes.

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Speaker 1: Oh, vintage orgy sex tape, real to real sex tape.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'm a total sex positive hippie, but there's a

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Speaker 2: I mean, Jesus eight, I bet that's worth a lot

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Speaker 3: Also, I just like, as I was reading this, I'm like, Catholic, Catholic, Catholic.

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Speaker 2: Sky into my retinas.

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Speaker 3: I realize the story has absolutely nothing to do with murder,

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Speaker 1: Casey, unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you're just like, am I gonna see my

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Speaker 2: Like, oh my god? Put that on.

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Speaker 1: Stories great idea, or so we thought, or so we thought,

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Speaker 1: about anything doesn't have to be a back grandparents, badass

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Speaker 2: Great.

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Speaker 1: We want to know my grandma Sandy was a badass.

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Speaker 1: She escaped the abuses of my piece shit grandpa not

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Speaker 3: The amount of women who have had to do that

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Speaker 3: and it's like and good luck as you do this

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Speaker 2: And they do, they do, They have to, they do.

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Speaker 1: Amen. I knew her as the most loving and funny

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Speaker 1: What I didn't know was that she had a wild side.

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Speaker 1: But before we get there, let's get to my role

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Speaker 3: Take on that because I'm like, oh shit, yeah, this

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Speaker 1: When I got back to the pew, face a tomato,

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Speaker 1: I was met with my aunt's a Catholic school teacher,

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Speaker 1: She said, Oh shit, shirt shit to a microphone at

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, then you go, oh shit, oh shit.

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Speaker 1: He then informed me that he and my grandma had

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Speaker 2: Peers. No, no, I hadn't known that part. No no, no, oh,

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Speaker 2: my god againnot.

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Speaker 1: I was fifteen, and.

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Speaker 2: It's your grandma, even if you were forty five. Grandma's

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Speaker 1: Also, apparently my grandma had brought weed brownies to the

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, that's very mad men.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, alrighty, that's it. Thank you all for your

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Speaker 3: Them, Kay, We'll never forget that because of your grandma's

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Speaker 1: Grandma's big saggy boobs, Piers, I love it, And he

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's good to know that your grandma contains multitudes,

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Speaker 3: right into it, because this is my family's iconic dog story.

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Speaker 3: So to begin, My grandpa grew up in a small

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Speaker 3: town named Edenderry in southern Ireland with his widowed mother

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, can't be more irish, right.

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Speaker 2: They all lived in the town hall in the middle

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Speaker 3: They had a dog named Smoky, and Smokey all caps

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Speaker 1: Town, and it's like you're not gonna get sued for

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Speaker 2: No, that's Smoky.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Everyone's like, oh, don't go on your Smokey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's your problem with Smokey.

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Speaker 1: Bye.

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Speaker 3: You So Smokey was looking at the end of his line,

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Speaker 3: Early one morning, the mongrel who was locked in an

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Speaker 1: This is a fucking Wizard of Oz shit right here.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 3: It's like, oh, you think I'm bad, Well, I'm about

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Speaker 3: to do some some serious shit. My grandpa, sean great grandmother,

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Speaker 3: and all his siblings were still inside. So what does

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Speaker 3: Smokey do. He begins barking incessantly around the town square

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Speaker 3: until my great grandmother woke up, and wouldn't you have it,

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Speaker 3: the entire townsfolk up as well. So, yes, a dog

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Speaker 3: My grandpa and his whole family made it out safely

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Speaker 3: the town praised him. There was a song written about

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Speaker 3: Smokey and the fire, and a newspaper article, give me

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Speaker 3: the smoky.

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Speaker 1: My god, doom dog saves a family. Must Smokey be destroyed? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's exactly what I thought Smokey would look like.

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Speaker 2: And describe Smokey for the people.

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Speaker 1: Like a mut with like kind of scruffy white hair

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Speaker 1: with a couple spots here and there. Super mutt. Yes,

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Speaker 1: probably like i'd say forty pounds or so, like the

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Speaker 1: perfect super mut. Oh, my god.

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Speaker 3: My grandpa and his whole family made it out safely

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Speaker 3: because of Smokey. He was hailed as a hero and

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Speaker 3: my grandpa, Sean O'Connell went on to be a detective

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Speaker 3: and a captain for the Garda and saved many lives himself.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit.

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Speaker 3: Sean was also an amazing storyteller and jokester and had

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Speaker 3: some incredible stories from his detective work. He had his

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Speaker 3: house shot at where my mom and siblings lived, worked

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Speaker 3: easily with criminal informants because of his charm, and even

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Speaker 3: prevented a bombing to the British Royal grounds and much

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Speaker 3: much more. He passed away two years ago in his

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Speaker 3: hometown of Edenderry and has greatly missed. Thank you, ladies

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Speaker 3: for the joy that your podcast brings. You too have

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Speaker 3: been a major part of my life. I've been listening

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Speaker 3: since i was fifteen. Oh no, and I'm almost twenty four.

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Speaker 3: You've been making sure people are staying aware of their minds,

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Speaker 3: bodies and surroundings. I can't be more grateful to have

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Speaker 3: found you and your podcast. I will leave you with

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Speaker 3: a poem that my grandpa passed down the family, and

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Speaker 3: then in parentheses it says, in a heavy Irish accent

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Speaker 3: which I will not come on, Oh darling, Sue, I

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Speaker 3: do love you. I love you in your nighty when

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Speaker 3: the moonlight flits across your tits. Jesus Christ Almighty, and

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Speaker 3: then it says that's his humor for you. Stay sexy

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Speaker 3: and maybe don't shoot the bad dog.

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Speaker 2: And a lease.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. Great, that was a great one. Those were

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Speaker 1: all great Grandpa, grandma, grandparent.

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Speaker 3: Have a great Grandparents' day. Call your grandparents if you

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Speaker 3: still have them. You will miss someone. They're gone absolutely,

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Speaker 3: and stay sexy and don't get murdered. Goodbye, Elvis.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producers are Alle Hundra Keck and Molly Smith.

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Speaker 2: Our editor is Aristotle, las Veda.

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Speaker 1: This episode was mixed by Leonis Kuilacci.

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