WEBVTT - Theme Song

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy podcast is starting when now. This is Ron

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<v Speaker 1>Burgundy and you are listening to the Run Burgundy podcast

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<v Speaker 1>available wherever podcasts are available from. As always, I'm joined

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<v Speaker 1>by my producer, Carolina. Carolina, how are you today? I'm okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay. Thanks for asking. I understand you have something

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<v Speaker 1>important you would like to share with us. Yeah, actually

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Um. As you know Carl, my boyfriend, Carl,

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<v Speaker 1>who's in the d g UM He's just shipped off

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<v Speaker 1>for a two year tour of duty and it's just

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<v Speaker 1>so hard saying goodbye to him this morning. Right. More

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<v Speaker 1>on that later, and um, I'm not just saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to hear more about Carl. But first off,

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<v Speaker 1>we are joined in studio by some very talented musicians

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<v Speaker 1>who are going to help us come up with a

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<v Speaker 1>theme song for the Ron Burgundy Pod. Carl, in a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>he broke We will get to your story. Trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to hear about it. Well, he broke

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<v Speaker 1>up with the actually right before boarding. Yeah, we'll hear

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Trust me. For those of you listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcasts, you probably noticed that we have functioned without

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<v Speaker 1>a proper theme song. I have just been making them

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<v Speaker 1>up off the top of my head, and I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>say some of them are pretty damn good. We've gotten

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of great feedback, you know. We actually we don't.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't gotten any feedback, zero feedback. People haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>writing letters. Yeah. Well, anyway, today our objective is to

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<v Speaker 1>come up with the song befitting of the Ron Burgundy Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So while we're here, and we will get to Carl,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry. Why don't we take this time and we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna We're gonna go around the room and I'd like,

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<v Speaker 1>I like all all the members of this this musical

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<v Speaker 1>group to introduce yourselves and and tell our listeners your

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<v Speaker 1>name and instrument you play, and maybe some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>animal that I could associate with so I can remember

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<v Speaker 1>your name. So we'll start with this gentleman right here. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>my name is Tam, and I played keys, and my

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<v Speaker 1>name begins with the letter T. So I'm gonna say Tiger, Tam, Tiger.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're you're sitting in front of a piano. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but you said you play the keys. Keys are are

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<v Speaker 1>on the piano, Okay, so you don't jingle house keys? No?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, we just want to make sure everyone

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<v Speaker 1>knows that, because that could be confusing for the listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>So tam tiger and he plays the piano. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>play the keys. Yeah, let's be clear. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>start off here. I'm Trevor and I play the guitar,

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<v Speaker 1>and I gotta be honest with you. My favorite animal

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<v Speaker 1>is also the tiger. You're gonna go with the tiger too, Yeah, yes, sir, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we have so it defeats the purpose of the

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<v Speaker 1>animal exercise. But let's just keep going, all right. Next,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Taylor. I play guitar. Um my nickname was Tiger

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<v Speaker 1>when I was in high school. But I swear to God, Taylor,

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<v Speaker 1>I will knock your teeth out if you choose tiger

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<v Speaker 1>identified with it for a long time. But if if

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<v Speaker 1>you say so, I could you gotta pick another animal? Bear?

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<v Speaker 1>Polar bear? Thank you. I'm about to lose my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>So polar bear, sure, I mean, think about it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you can dispute this. A tiger and a

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<v Speaker 1>polar bear fight to the death. I put my money

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<v Speaker 1>on an eight hunder pound polar bear. Every time eight

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<v Speaker 1>hundred pounds, I'd assume a polar bear is about eight

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<v Speaker 1>hundred pounds, right, the weight of a Volkswagen Beagle, a

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<v Speaker 1>volks and Beagle Beagle. Yes, volkswag and Beagle. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>back to that. You drive a vult Swagon Beagle. Um, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a beatle like a bug. I see where the

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<v Speaker 1>confusion happens. Oh, that's why it's called a bug, the

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<v Speaker 1>v W bug. I never knew that you learned something

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<v Speaker 1>new every day. The gentleman with the bigger guitar. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>my name is Lee. Uh, this this is a bass.

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<v Speaker 1>I played the bass great, and I'll go with a leopard.

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<v Speaker 1>Leopard Okay, see Lee's thinking. Yeah, also a nickname people

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<v Speaker 1>have for me leopard, So I'll just go with that.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was a younger man, that was a nickname

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<v Speaker 1>from my penis leopard. Really yes, no, no, I'm just kidding. No, no, Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I never had a nickname, always wanted one. It has

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<v Speaker 1>to happen organically. Never did. Trust me. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>whole laundry list of nicknames. I would lay down with

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<v Speaker 1>a woman and say, by the way, if you take

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<v Speaker 1>a look at this, this list of nicknames on the clipboard,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you want to use it at any time

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<v Speaker 1>to describe my genitalia feel feel free before before making love. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's Leopard was at the top of the list, and

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to hint like, okay, leopard, time to play,

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<v Speaker 1>time for the leopard to hunt, and most of the

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<v Speaker 1>women would leave. Um, all right, let's go back to drums.

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<v Speaker 1>My my name is Griffin. I'm playing drums, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm gonna go with Griffin because it's well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a mythical creature. Though. Can we do that, Carolina? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just for you think I have to? It feels

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<v Speaker 1>weird to me. I mean, do you mind getting another one?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mind Griffin? Because I'll never remember your name

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<v Speaker 1>if you're Griffin the Griffin. Sure, I'll go with a beagle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh like the votes wag and beagle? Great? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>So it is a beagle. I knew it was a

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<v Speaker 1>Volkswagen Beagle. We just wanted to get the names down.

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<v Speaker 1>I've really lost our all right, Griffin's my man back

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<v Speaker 1>there on the skins. You're calling the skins, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>like to call him the Cans. The cans play the

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<v Speaker 1>Cans the skins. But you know you don't play the keys,

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<v Speaker 1>do you? And I'm not talking about piano. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about keys on a key chain. It depends what you

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<v Speaker 1>so sometimes you play a set of house keys or

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<v Speaker 1>car keys kind of thing. I don't know. You're to

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<v Speaker 1>speaking Greek to me now, Griffin a k beagle. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>this is going to be great. And here's what I

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<v Speaker 1>am so excited about. We of course producing today. We

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<v Speaker 1>have the great the town had a dear friend of mine,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Phil Spector, and he is in the booth today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. What happened? He

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't make it. He's in prison. Is what is he

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<v Speaker 1>doing in prison? Is he visiting someone? No? He went

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<v Speaker 1>from murder. Oh he he murdered someone. Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>filled my film. When did this happen? A really long time? Go?

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<v Speaker 1>How did I lose track? I mean, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It was all over the news. It was a huge scandal.

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<v Speaker 1>He did stop returning the letters I wrote to him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that address, I don't think. Yeah, he lives in prison. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>just got who's sitting back there that looks exactly like

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<v Speaker 1>Phil Specter. It's actually the guy that we've been working with. Nick.

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<v Speaker 1>He did all of our other episodes with us, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I know Nick, it's just Nick. Okay. Maybe it's the

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<v Speaker 1>reflection of the light. For some reason, Nick today looks

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<v Speaker 1>like Phil Spector. I don't that's not nice. Wow, Phil Specter.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're listening to this podcast, we're breaking news. Phil

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<v Speaker 1>Specter is currently in prison. Yeah, it's not this just doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I've got to go buy and visit and bring

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<v Speaker 1>him a bunt cake. He loves bunt cakes. Oh, Phil

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<v Speaker 1>Plea should see a look on his face when he

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<v Speaker 1>bites into a delicious ron burgundy bunt cake. I know

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<v Speaker 1>how to make a great bunt cake. That it's another

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<v Speaker 1>episode we're doing. I can't wait. That's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>fun one. Now. I really have to thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys have done me an absolute solid by coming

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<v Speaker 1>here today. I know your schedules are busy and you're

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<v Speaker 1>well paid musicians and you don't need this bullshit, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're here and I really appreciate. And you have come

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<v Speaker 1>up with all the musical compositions for each one of

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<v Speaker 1>these potential theme songs, and I have meticulously crafted the lyrics,

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<v Speaker 1>and per usual, Carolina has done nothing. Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>I got the band. You have no idea. How much

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<v Speaker 1>I do I drive over to your condo every day

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<v Speaker 1>to personally wake you up because you don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to work the alarm clock. Okay, you don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>how to turn on the stove or change batteries in

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<v Speaker 1>your TV rement. Okay, I was kidding. Geez, now I

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<v Speaker 1>know why Carl left. What did you just say? Nothing? Nothing? Okay, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's dive into our first song. What do you say? Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll dive into our first song. Let me, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>you're pass us out here, Okay, whenever you're ready, take

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<v Speaker 1>it away. R Burg and d run Berg and D

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<v Speaker 1>talking and say anything hands run bergend run Back and Deep.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not playing any games. Making sure you get the

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<v Speaker 1>facts and listen to song. Gats he will find hot

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<v Speaker 1>to the We know he's the best. Take Back the Night,

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<v Speaker 1>take Back to Night, take Back to Night, take Back

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<v Speaker 1>to Night, run any podcast. Wow, guys, that felt really good.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, first one, right out of the gate. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I like that. Um if Caroline of thoughts,

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<v Speaker 1>there's the take back the Night part? You see that

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<v Speaker 1>like four times? Do I? Okay, I was just in

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<v Speaker 1>the flow and I didn't realize it's a really masculine song.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes that's what you're going for. Okay, great, yeah, very

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<v Speaker 1>pickup truck good. Yeah, okay it's yeah hard driving, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not messing around. Yeah, you know what I mean, really tough,

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<v Speaker 1>especially with the take Back the Night. What does that

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<v Speaker 1>part mean? It's just a little thematic choice. Take back

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<v Speaker 1>the Night. I think it just says, hey, we're not

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<v Speaker 1>messing around. Okay, do we take it out and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>just shorten the song a little bit. I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>the exact opposite. We might want to add eight more

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<v Speaker 1>bars of take Back the Night. You know what, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>revisit it. Okay, well we got that one in the can.

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<v Speaker 1>That one felt good. Let's move on with our second selection. Here,

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<v Speaker 1>a little more of a jazz feel to it, fellas,

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<v Speaker 1>take it away whenever you're ready, butter Scotch and brandy,

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<v Speaker 1>no time, I'm like to night. We're gonna get down

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<v Speaker 1>with it. This in bolts. We can't fine take my

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<v Speaker 1>hand while I kiss your lips. They ain't no mystery.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's that man jogging in my ease? He's run bugndy

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<v Speaker 1>want two three four, take Back the Night, Jake back

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<v Speaker 1>the night's having him abe that value that value jake

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<v Speaker 1>back Okay, okay, we're doing that. Was that was take

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<v Speaker 1>back the night. That was the lyric from the last

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<v Speaker 1>time that we talked about, right, that was we were

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<v Speaker 1>having trouble with because it didn't make any sense. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>did we say it? Three? Okay? I was just flowing,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you know what? That's fine because I wasn't feeling

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't feel like we have enough improvised

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<v Speaker 1>spoken words. So yeah, let's take that base for a walk, right,

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<v Speaker 1>get a little more of that tiny little Dutch boy

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<v Speaker 1>walking through the town. He's got no family left. He

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<v Speaker 1>wants to be a clown. Chip Chap says the Falcon

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<v Speaker 1>as he drives his motor car. Oh no, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>rain down a foggy London town, I said, foggy London town. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's gonna mix in realize. I don't know, but we

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<v Speaker 1>can try it. Well, we've got fill here. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>magic manuse but he's going to help from prison. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel comfortable making contact, all right, Well, those are

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<v Speaker 1>two those are two options. I feel like that was

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<v Speaker 1>like very much like the Romantic song. Those are two options.

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<v Speaker 1>It's let's dive into this. This one's this one's a

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<v Speaker 1>little more of a pop mix to it. Uh, something

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<v Speaker 1>that the kids will I think, really dig you say

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<v Speaker 1>dig right, Carolina? Like or love or no one says

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<v Speaker 1>dick like really literally no, no one on planet Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say that. Yeah, so people say it, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Yeah, ou waited by the phone on a

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<v Speaker 1>Saturnday night. Move along, there's nothing to see it fun

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<v Speaker 1>by now, i'd find true love. But in life, let's

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<v Speaker 1>face it, nothing for free out my back? Oh who's

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<v Speaker 1>going knock up on my door at night? I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you my heart is room diving through the boring rain.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a feeling and this time I'm shore wrong

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<v Speaker 1>Bag and Depo podcast it's fun? But how Bag in podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>HiT's him and now m Bag in the podcast it's hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. Oh, by the way, one other thing, take

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<v Speaker 1>back the night. Damn it, I did it again, didn't I?

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<v Speaker 1>I caught myself that time. Jeez, it's a good lyric.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't see how it fits. Yeah, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>this time I'm with you, it was just jackass. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you know what. It's in the muscle memory and

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<v Speaker 1>it's just hard to shake it. And I it's in

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<v Speaker 1>the muscle memory. It's in my muscle memory, the memories

0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:09.280
<v Speaker 1>of my muscles. Each muscle has a memory. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's art, it's charted, you're doing studies on it. And

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<v Speaker 1>but anyway, you get it into your muscle memory, and

0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:19.240
<v Speaker 1>it's like like your your regular brain forgets things, but

0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:24.400
<v Speaker 1>your muscles do not got it. Like if I watch

0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Cramer Versus Cramer, my right by biceps just twitches endlessly

0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:34.600
<v Speaker 1>because I remember it remembers the movie, how much it

0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:37.280
<v Speaker 1>loved the movie. If I even right now, look at

0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:41.000
<v Speaker 1>my right bicep going crazy because I'm just thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>Cramer Versus Cramer, fellas you like Cramer Versus Cramer. I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen it. I don't even know what. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen it, never saw Check it out if you've got

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<v Speaker 1>a free Sunday. It's just a movie about divorce, and

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<v Speaker 1>leave the whole day open because once you watch it once,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna watch it a second time. Well, so far

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<v Speaker 1>three for three in my book. You know, sure, we'll

0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:04.840
<v Speaker 1>have to choose one of these. We'll have to choose.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a tough decision. This is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a brain twister, right, we'll probably which sounds gonna be

0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:14.000
<v Speaker 1>a lot of muscle memory used in this one. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you just learn about that muscle memory? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yep. Sure. Alright, guys,

0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:24.359
<v Speaker 1>here's one. I wrote original composition. I also wrote the

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<v Speaker 1>music for it, Caroline. If you could pass out the

0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:29.600
<v Speaker 1>sheet music, that would be great. This is a This

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<v Speaker 1>is an original, and I feel really good about what

0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.679
<v Speaker 1>I wrote. Here some some powerful lyrics that came from

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<v Speaker 1>the heart. Um, I've worked on this song for over

0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:42.720
<v Speaker 1>a year and uh yeah, so it's it's good to

0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:44.560
<v Speaker 1>finally record it, even if we don't use it for

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. Do you think this might be the one?

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<v Speaker 1>This could be the one? So that's exciting. Okay, You're

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone with your girlfriend. She's upset. She's going

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<v Speaker 1>off about something that you said. She doesn't get your

0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:18.920
<v Speaker 1>humor like I do. I'm in the room. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>typical Tuesday night. I'm listening to the kind of music

0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:27.960
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't like. But she'll never know your story like

0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:35.359
<v Speaker 1>I do. But she wears short skirts, I wear T shirt.

0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:38.960
<v Speaker 1>She's a cheer captain and I'm on in the bleachers.

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<v Speaker 1>Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find

0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:45.680
<v Speaker 1>that what you're looking for has been here the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can see that one, the one who understands

0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:53.920
<v Speaker 1>you've been here all along, So why can't you see

0:18:54.320 --> 0:19:09.480
<v Speaker 1>he he you belong with me? He de young. It's

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<v Speaker 1>actually it was on the radio. I think it came

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<v Speaker 1>out in twos. This is a Taylor Swift song. How

0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:17.720
<v Speaker 1>did you you worked on this? I wrote, No, I

0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:20.879
<v Speaker 1>wrote the music and the lyrics. I think maybe what

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<v Speaker 1>happened is that you might have heard it somewhere. Maybe

0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:28.440
<v Speaker 1>these are exactly the Taylor word for word. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. Is it beyond the realm of possibility

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<v Speaker 1>that two people on planet Earth could not literally right

0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:39.639
<v Speaker 1>the same song word for word note for note. I

0:19:39.720 --> 0:19:43.000
<v Speaker 1>feel like probably not. I don't know. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>believe you. I believe that you believe that you wrote

0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:50.600
<v Speaker 1>the song. Maybe you heard it and forgot you heard it.

0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:53.199
<v Speaker 1>I don't even I don't even think that you believe

0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:59.320
<v Speaker 1>that you wrote it. That's just a straight rip off. Okay, Okay, listen, Griffin,

0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:05.160
<v Speaker 1>this is an open forum. Fine, but relax, Okay, I'll

0:20:05.200 --> 0:20:09.280
<v Speaker 1>have your car toad. Carolina will ren a toe truck

0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:11.159
<v Speaker 1>and tow it. That's not necessary. I think that we

0:20:11.200 --> 0:20:13.320
<v Speaker 1>should just maybe all right, so we don't do it.

0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:14.920
<v Speaker 1>So it happened to be a Taylor Swift song. I

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<v Speaker 1>had no idea. My apologies. OK, fair enough, listen to this. There. Done,

0:20:25.520 --> 0:20:29.800
<v Speaker 1>that's really traumatic. Okay, done? And you know what I'm

0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:32.240
<v Speaker 1>gonna do. I'm gonna eat it and I'm gonna poop

0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:35.399
<v Speaker 1>it out and mail it to you know who? This

0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:40.080
<v Speaker 1>supposed Taylor Swift nuts her name. I don't know. Maybe

0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:42.040
<v Speaker 1>it got stuck in my muscle memory somewhere and I just,

0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:46.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, let's forget it alright, move on, yeah, brush

0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:51.760
<v Speaker 1>it off. Well, this is our last entry. And you

0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:54.119
<v Speaker 1>said this was your more emotional. This is more, but

0:20:54.200 --> 0:20:59.440
<v Speaker 1>this is a tender song. OK yeah, I'm excited. Okay. Three.

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<v Speaker 1>This is dedicated to my dear Aunt Louise, my favorite aunt,

0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:22.159
<v Speaker 1>miss your rest in peace. Aunt Louise's get dasty and

0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:28.480
<v Speaker 1>touch your body, get nasty and tell you fray hand,

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<v Speaker 1>get nasty, but don't tell you mama. Romburg in d

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<v Speaker 1>is one Batman Who Hi Romberg in the podcast who

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<v Speaker 1>ha ha Rombug in the podcast Hi, Hey Mama, who Hi,

0:22:14.320 --> 0:22:24.720
<v Speaker 1>go tell you Papa. Getting so hot in here, but

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<v Speaker 1>there ain't never to fear. I'm getting so hot in here,

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<v Speaker 1>but there ain't never to fear. Oh, take back the night,

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<v Speaker 1>take back the night, Take back the night hunt. We're

0:22:54.119 --> 0:23:01.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna take out the night hunt? All right? That time

0:23:01.119 --> 0:23:05.200
<v Speaker 1>it worked? That time it actually right? Yeah, that was perfect. See, okay,

0:23:05.240 --> 0:23:09.000
<v Speaker 1>so we finally found the correct use. Well yeah, no,

0:23:09.200 --> 0:23:11.760
<v Speaker 1>I maybe that I may. I was just trying in

0:23:11.880 --> 0:23:13.960
<v Speaker 1>all the songs and just trying to find the right fit.

0:23:14.200 --> 0:23:16.840
<v Speaker 1>And this is for your aunt that just passed away. Yes,

0:23:18.920 --> 0:23:22.840
<v Speaker 1>it's it's a moving song. It seems a little I know.

0:23:24.000 --> 0:23:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry to end on such a low note. Guys,

0:23:27.480 --> 0:23:32.800
<v Speaker 1>she was accidentally locked in a sa at the gym?

0:23:33.920 --> 0:23:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Is that is that why the lyric is getting so hot?

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<v Speaker 1>Getting exactly? And then did you explain, don't tell your mama?

0:23:41.840 --> 0:23:45.800
<v Speaker 1>Did you keep it from her sister? Well, her sister,

0:23:47.080 --> 0:23:51.840
<v Speaker 1>my mother, Yes, didn't know? Wow it does she know? Now?

0:23:53.200 --> 0:23:55.960
<v Speaker 1>She will? She will know after listening to this song.

0:23:56.520 --> 0:24:00.199
<v Speaker 1>So this is your way of telling her. Yes, right,

0:24:00.240 --> 0:24:02.200
<v Speaker 1>maybe we should change a little bit of grief, you know,

0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:05.320
<v Speaker 1>manifest itself in very mysterious ways. Well, you start off

0:24:05.359 --> 0:24:09.080
<v Speaker 1>the song by saying getting nasty, which might just confuse

0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:14.520
<v Speaker 1>and might confuse her. Um, And well, no, I think

0:24:14.560 --> 0:24:17.440
<v Speaker 1>she'll understand because that was her personalized license plate. Aunt

0:24:17.520 --> 0:24:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Louise got it nasty, So it's associative, yes, exactly. Anyway, gentlemen,

0:24:25.359 --> 0:24:30.960
<v Speaker 1>cannot thank you enough wonderful work. Um, don't worry. You're

0:24:31.280 --> 0:24:34.960
<v Speaker 1>you're parking will be validated. I know it wasn't the

0:24:35.040 --> 0:24:37.280
<v Speaker 1>last time you were here. In fact, you had to

0:24:37.320 --> 0:24:41.160
<v Speaker 1>pay triple I believe, but we were on it this time.

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:45.240
<v Speaker 1>You said you wanted a prophet. You need to relax,

0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:49.440
<v Speaker 1>all right, yes, uh, well, I think this is a

0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:52.800
<v Speaker 1>very successful session and I can't thank all of you

0:24:52.920 --> 0:25:01.560
<v Speaker 1>enough wonderful work. And that's some fact check. Please leave,

0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:04.560
<v Speaker 1>can you guys leave? Actually, we have to do the

0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 1>rest of the podcast. Thank you, thanks for having us.

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<v Speaker 1>Ok bye, okay, bye, thank you. Hurry up, Carolina, help

0:25:11.320 --> 0:25:15.240
<v Speaker 1>help them pack them stuff up and unplug the equipment. Okay,

0:25:15.240 --> 0:25:31.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll lift the drum, you do the rest, so Carl actually,

0:25:31.960 --> 0:25:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Um then told me that he's not ready for our relationship, um,

0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:40.200
<v Speaker 1>while he's overseas, And at first I was chocked, and

0:25:40.320 --> 0:25:46.760
<v Speaker 1>then I was confused, and is that it? I mean

0:25:46.800 --> 0:25:49.800
<v Speaker 1>there's more, but but that's pretty much a that's a

0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:51.800
<v Speaker 1>good overview. I mean I realized things about me and

0:25:51.840 --> 0:25:54.560
<v Speaker 1>my dad. Yeah, you know, relationships so tough. That's all

0:25:54.600 --> 0:25:57.840
<v Speaker 1>I can tell you. You know, you win some, you

0:25:57.920 --> 0:26:01.560
<v Speaker 1>lose some, and most of them you lose. All right,

0:26:02.160 --> 0:26:07.560
<v Speaker 1>thank you for sharing. Um, So let's do our fact check, Carolina.

0:26:07.560 --> 0:26:09.600
<v Speaker 1>How do we do today? I'm not so great? And

0:26:09.760 --> 0:26:15.480
<v Speaker 1>we have the Volkswagen Beetle. It's not a beagle check,

0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:18.840
<v Speaker 1>but we discuss that Griffin thinks it's a beagle. Oh,

0:26:19.119 --> 0:26:23.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that. Um. And then we actually

0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:25.679
<v Speaker 1>we just should go over me and you maybe at

0:26:25.680 --> 0:26:28.119
<v Speaker 1>a separate time. What muscle memory is. I feel like, oh,

0:26:28.160 --> 0:26:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I'd be happy to go more in depth, do a

0:26:30.359 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 1>deeper dive. Yeah that sounds great. Let's do a deeper

0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:36.600
<v Speaker 1>dive on muscle memory. Maybe. Yeah, let's make a note

0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:42.560
<v Speaker 1>of that. Otherwise, what I learned today is that music

0:26:43.440 --> 0:26:47.480
<v Speaker 1>really is an insight into your soul. Wow. Yeah, you know,

0:26:48.560 --> 0:26:53.480
<v Speaker 1>there's all types of music, wonderful forms and musicians. I

0:26:53.600 --> 0:26:55.920
<v Speaker 1>gotta hand it to them. They put there, you know what,

0:26:56.200 --> 0:27:04.600
<v Speaker 1>on the line every day. Yeah, absolutely amazing, amazing, really gripping. Okay,

0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:08.119
<v Speaker 1>we're there saying that our studio spaces. We have to

0:27:08.200 --> 0:27:14.680
<v Speaker 1>leave now, okay, we will. We're just finishing up. You

0:27:14.720 --> 0:27:16.440
<v Speaker 1>don't have to make a gesture like that at me.

0:27:17.560 --> 0:27:19.040
<v Speaker 1>You know why, because I can do it right back

0:27:19.080 --> 0:27:25.000
<v Speaker 1>at you. There. How does that feel? Okay, it's time

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<v Speaker 1>to go. Thank you for everyone listening to the Take

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<v Speaker 1>Back the Night ron Burgundy Podcast. This is Ron Burgundy,

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<v Speaker 1>Carolina saying goodbye. Stay tuned for scenes from the next

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<v Speaker 1>episode of the Ron Burgundy Podcast on the next Ron

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<v Speaker 1>Burgundy Podcast. Now, I don't I don't want to say

0:27:48.119 --> 0:27:52.200
<v Speaker 1>anything partisan, but I for one am starting to take

0:27:52.960 --> 0:27:57.080
<v Speaker 1>an anti bullying stance. But when you're least expecting at Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you a swirly I please don't

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<v Speaker 1>old Time's sake, and it's not bullying. Just so you know,

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:05.240
<v Speaker 1>it's a fun joke. I'm not doing it because I'm

0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:07.080
<v Speaker 1>a bully. I'm just like Caroline is going to get

0:28:07.080 --> 0:28:10.360
<v Speaker 1>a kick out of this sweirly time. Hello. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Gondal and dais Carava Gwinn. Thank you for joining us,

0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:17.560
<v Speaker 1>and I want to put this elegantly because I'm a journalist. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>when you think of the schoolyard or your friends, who's

0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:24.800
<v Speaker 1>who's the biggest act tole you know? You're in my

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:32.879
<v Speaker 1>belly and now I'm about to poop you out. We're laughing.

0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:40.760
<v Speaker 1>We are enjoying each other's company. Okay, Gwen, Ron, we

0:28:40.840 --> 0:28:46.040
<v Speaker 1>can get through this trying to examine bullying not look perpetuated.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got this. Hey, Gwen, Carolina totally screwed up. Huh

0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 1>because she's dumb. She's not dumb. My point is, bullying

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<v Speaker 1>is not cool. The Ron Burgundy Podcast is a production

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<v Speaker 1>of I Heart Radio podcast Network and Funnier Die. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy. I'm the host, writer and executive producer. Carolina

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<v Speaker 1>Barlow is my co host, writer and producer. The show

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<v Speaker 1>was also produced by Whitney Hodeck, Jack O'Brien, Miles Gray,

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<v Speaker 1>and Nick Stump. Our executive producer is Mike farre Our

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<v Speaker 1>consulting producer is Andrew Steeve. Our associate producer is Anna Hosnier.

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<v Speaker 1>Our writer is Jake Focalist. Our production supervisor is Colin McDougall.

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<v Speaker 1>This episode was engineered, mixed, and edited by Nick stump.

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