WEBVTT - They feed us poison to sell us the cure 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:22.800 Hi, Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:27.480 Today. We actually have a really interesting set of topics 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:33.559 we plan on going over. We're gonna start with bug bites. 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:35.879 Has the biggest bug bite? 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:39.080 Who in the room has the biggest bug bite? Oh 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:42.000 my god, I actually did kill a huge fucking spider 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:44.720 in my room, which if I have any photos I'll insert. 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:48.280 But while I was in Italy, I was sleeping with 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:51.680 the biggest, baddest bug in town, like, and he was 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:52.239 eating me. 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:53.080 He's digging it. 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:56.280 And at first I thought I had mosquito bites, and 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:58.800 then in like pictures. 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:00.120 They're tiny. 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:04.959 My boobs are much more like if you had a 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:08.600 box of cake mix and you were home alone and 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:10.280 you're like, fuck, I don't want to make this whole cake. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:13.400 You know what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna but 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:15.880 it's a cake mix that has the icing like in 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:19.280 the packet, like a macaroni and cheese packet. So you 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:21.800 like make half the batter half everything, and then you 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:24.360 go to squeeze some of the icing out, but you 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:27.880 don't use all of it, and then you squish all 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:33.120 the icing back down to the bottom. 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:34.720 Really gross boob. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.920 Yeah, well you squeeze all of the frosting back to 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:40.160 the bottom to save the rest of it, and then 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:42.000 you put that in the fridge, and then you know 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:46.720 when the milk and the or the water releases from 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.880 it the moisture, and then it's just like a dry 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:52.360 pound of like weird pudding. And then it's the milk 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:54.320 that's kind of the texture and vibe my boots. 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:57.560 Yeah, laughing a little too hard at that. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:01.320 Well, I'm laughing because it's so un true. Your body's beautiful. 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:03.840 Everyone knows that my body is a temple. I wouldn't 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:07.080 know because I paid top dollar for it. I spent 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:11.120 so much money. I spent so much money on like 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.000 injectibles and surgery less. 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:20.040 Yes, yeah, like once you start, you can't stop. I 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:21.040 have both talks on my arm. 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:25.880 It's just everywhere. I gotta put it everywhere. I can't 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:26.520 even lie. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.560 That is part of the reason why I don't interact 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:30.680 with anything from that world. I'm like, dude, I'd rather 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:36.640 bro what shall God render with this like body, Like 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:39.320 I'd rather leave it up to the hands of faith 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:41.720 in terms of what I'm going to look like than 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:47.200 ever know the like other end of like knowing how 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.480 easy it is to change something that you don't like 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:53.520 about yourself. I think delving into that is as crazy 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:56.720 as like a gambling addiction, because thing, you're literally getting 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:57.720 the same fucking hands. 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:02.440 It's blasphemy. Wait whatever, paying them for the poison. Yeah wait, 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:06.520 we're paying they feed us poison to sell us the cures. 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:06.799 Well. 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:12.440 Also, though, now there's that really contagious and viral superviral 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:13.560 has going viral. 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:14.760 It's going so viral. 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:18.480 It's yeah, flat tummy tea essentially, it's. 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:20.560 God, it's Nature's flat tummy tea. 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:24.200 It's a diarrhea based sickness, which actually I'm pretty sure 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:26.880 diarrhea does kill a lot of people on ironically, because 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:28.840 it dehydrates the fuck out of you and people don't 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:29.760 realize how bad it can. 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:34.200 That's like what the mosquito disease like does like malaria, 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:37.240 it makes you like shit all your liquid out your ass, 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:39.360 and then that's what like trench. 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:41.920 Warfare, malaria is a pretty good. 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:46.200 Let me make sure malaria symptoms Like. 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:50.080 If psha Paide is named her baby malaria, we would 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:53.440 be like, it looks really good in script font think 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:54.080 about it. 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:58.160 My friend said, diarrhea if it wasn't for wet poop, 0:03:58.360 --> 0:03:59.920 it would actually be a very beautiful name. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:03.680 Yeah, and it feels very destiny like. 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:08.080 And also I think like a name like mantis. 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:09.640 Okay, but. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:15.720 It is kind of fine opals. Just first of all, 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:18.320 now it's Taylor Swift. 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:25.240 Yeah. And also, guys, can a girl get married? 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:27.839 Can a girl get married in peace? 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.800 Well? That did not land, guys, I take that back, 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:31.560 It did not land. 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.160 Well did you did you see how quick I was 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:38.400 to do pre p R cleanup in case this viral 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:40.800 stomach bug turned into the thing that kills us all? 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.880 Remember y'all before you come at me, I said, I know. 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:52.599 Tips off, that's off, that's off. Yeah, that disease is 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:57.400 really fascinating. I think we should get tape. Yeah, it's 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:58.960 a huge, but let me see it. 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:01.280 No, it's like so it's like somebody hit it with 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:01.839 a hammer. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.839 Yeah, three guys, won hammer. You alas saw that video. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:07.880 Of course, we gotta get me a little hammer. I 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:15.240 should know that's gonna be my halloween. You know that? 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:21.880 Of course? Eighty six thousand times. Actually we maybe asked 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:23.240 him that eighty five thousand. 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:24.719 I know I'm not getting guys. That came out of 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:24.960 my mouth. 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:26.520 I'm like, oh my god, I've lived this moment so 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:28.360 many times in this one like that also. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.720 His first straight guys go, you don't really get to 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:32.640 be more of an ally than me. Of course I 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:32.880 know that. 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.600 I agree. Me and Ky almost kissed when he was 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:36.920 walking out of the bathroom peeing. 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:40.599 Okay, you ordered me. 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:42.120 You wouldn't let me go around you to get to 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:43.440 my seat, the way. 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.160 You feel about Orion, and I like, right here, at 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.800 some point, y'all are just gonna have to get married 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.120 and like, admit you're together and it's gonna have to 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:53.520 come with having sex. That's how I genuinely feel about 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:55.240 you and Cotton. Yeah, I think one day, I think 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:56.839 you guys are just gonna have to do it, just 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:58.159 to rip the band aid off. 0:05:58.800 --> 0:05:59.800 It would be fun for me. 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:00.720 I have to crack. 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:02.840 At least it would be fun for me. 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:04.440 It would be horrible for me, but I would let 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:04.680 you do it. 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.120 Yeah, I can see where you're coming from. 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:08.320 It would be hilarious. 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:10.080 Yeah, it would be really funny. 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:11.480 It would be the ultimate bait. 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:14.240 Kai if somebody put a gun to both our heads 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:17.200 and I was like, you guys have to have you 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:22.039 needed rivalry like intimate missionary sex and you cannot laugh. 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:23.120 We would die. 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:24.600 Everyone in the world would die. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:25.360 Everyone would die. 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:29.360 Everyone would die. Dude, looking at you that well. 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:30.520 Oh my god, wait something I was. 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:34.160 The reason I was mentioning the gut disease is because 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:38.160 good news for everybody who eats processed food, because produce 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.680 is off the table because we don't know where it's 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:43.919 coming from. 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:44.839 Podcast. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:46.120 That's why I'm surviving. 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:50.360 Oh, we're becoming a good current about podcast. By the ways, 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:53.600 off the runway. 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:55.920 Jers and wearing his hat sideways. Can you show the 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:56.640 camera just so they. 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.640 Can get all I am You're just not going to 0:06:58.720 --> 0:06:59.160 mention it? 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:03.120 Well, you pull everything off like obviously you're so confident, 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.240 But Drew, you had it more before, like when I 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:10.480 walked very confident. Yeah, you guys comment down below if 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:13.320 you think this is okay, this is cute. This dude, 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:15.520 it's fucked up. It's disrespectful to everybody in the room. 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:16.080 Okay. 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.440 Well, our second topic of the day asked a questions. 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:19.800 We didn't talk about the bug bites. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:20.440 Oh we did it? 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:21.520 We did did we did it? 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:21.760 Oh? 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:26.239 I can I can show photos here? Any photo from 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:30.040 Italy of me with my stomach out. I didn't want 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:32.520 to post because it literally I looked like I got 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:37.160 attacked because my stomach had two huge spots that were 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:38.680 like just like bubbles. 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:41.600 I think I have the biggest bug bite right now? 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:43.600 Where is it? 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:46.880 I have three bug bites on my back mosquitoes. 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:49.160 No, mosquitoes don't really count as bug bites. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:52.000 Yeah, this episode is produced by your side. By the way, 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:54.600 he gave us a topic topic because you guys are 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.760 always saying, oh, you guys need topics, you need structure. Okay, 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:59.280 well here it is. Yeah, we're gonna they're gonna talk 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:01.200 about who has the big spug bye, and then Josiah 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.320 that we have to talk about who would be the 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:04.680 better uber driver. 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:09.080 And it would be me. I'm such a safe driver, no, 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:11.000 especially with other souls in the car. 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:14.800 Guess who did y'all hear who? Josie said, no, did you? 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:16.040 I did? Yeah? 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:18.760 Yeah, he said you, he said me. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.000 I didn't even know that. I actually agree with that 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.040 I would be the best. I agree with that. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:26.160 I'm very driver I don't want to have because I 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:29.120 can't stand and like y'all are both people I would hate. 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.520 Actually, no straight white man wins again. 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:36.360 Driving I think a handful of times a handful of 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:37.920 what You're like a whatever driver. 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:38.960 No, I'm a good driver. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:41.800 Yeah, well you're like too overly cautious. 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:42.360 No he's not. 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.360 No, I'm not. You've been in the car with me, 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:45.120 and I'm kind. 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:46.760 Of like reckless as far what am I? 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:47.720 What am I giving? 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:50.600 You're giving? Like you know when those dudes like cut 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:53.320 up in traffic, like in the BMW's and they like 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:55.959 kind of crashed the cars. You're giving that but safe. 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:59.200 You're my everything big. I think I would my nothing 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:00.960 burger and my everything bagel. 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.080 Thank you. No, I'm your everything. 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.880 Burger, know everything bagelill I. 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:07.079 Want to be your everything burger, Like I want the burger. 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:09.760 You know you get like a cheeseburger, kai cheeseburger. I'm 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:10.679 the everything burger. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:12.600 Cheeseburgers are good people like this. 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:16.240 I love a cheeseburger. But like I'm I'm upper echelon, 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:18.480 like you dress me up. You can't send me out 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:22.400 there naked like that, dilized, like I am the burger 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:25.160 they're shooting for the commercial. You're the burger, but I'm 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:28.680 the gay berger. What the fuck, I'm the gay burger. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:31.040 That's the top three most hurtful things anyone's ever said 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:34.800 to me. Drew is animal fries. Yes, thank you, Anya. 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:39.079 Look look how affection should just Drew's my animal fries. 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.480 Thank you. I'm like, secret menu. 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:43.480 Because you're so messy, because. 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:46.920 You taste like nothing. 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.240 How can you make everything hateful? 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:52.440 Is a super power? 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:57.480 Okay, So I had. I walked into the living room today. 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:59.800 I feel like nobody was really face with this. 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:01.720 No, we can see your face. 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:04.160 I feel like my whole face you're. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.440 Hidden behind the mic. I walked into the living room today. 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.679 I put this outfit on. I felt really cute. I 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:09.480 was like, wait, this is. 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:10.480 A cute outfit. 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:12.839 It's like I wouldn't I like it. 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:16.040 It's good, Okay, keep going because. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.960 I would wear this out like I would like go 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:20.560 out and about in this, Like it's like my casual ship. 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.400 It's like wearing sweatpants, but like dressing it up kind 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:25.760 of like this is cute walking into the living room. 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:27.760 I'm standing there and you just looks at me, and 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:30.880 she says, is that what you're wearing on the podcast? 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.800 Yes you did. I will go and grab Joe Sidry. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:35.640 Anybody watching Love Island. By the way, I feel like 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:38.040 Jennifer right now. So I'm actually or Jen. Let me not, 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.520 let me not use her full government name. That's her 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.640 GUV name. Your gout, I'm. 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:46.360 Jen, I'm Gout. There's one's names as gout maybe, yeah, 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:47.760 gout like the foot disease. 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:52.040 Yes, he works at a coffee shop in Venice. 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:54.520 Oh work? Is it the one that looks like me? 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:58.920 And his name is Goal but it's pronounced goal gal. 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:00.280 I don't know this. 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:02.679 That's one of those things where sometimes like names like 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:03.520 really fuck me. 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:08.120 Up, name being gout. You know what gout is, right? 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:08.800 Yeah? Gow. 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:11.240 It's like that's what the fucking hose and the UK 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.240 we're dying of. It's like it eats up your. 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:17.320 Body from the foot up pretty much, okay, making all 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:21.240 those funky faces keep talking about this fucking thing. 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.840 Well, there's nothing else to say, and you like shaded 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:24.640 the funk out of me. 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:26.679 I caught a crazy I said, is that what you're 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:27.280 wearing on the app? 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:29.560 No, you did not say it like that, she said, 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.000 she said, is that what you're wearing on the episode? 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:33.920 I probably said, like, oh, is that what you're wearing? 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:35.880 You're emphasizing the wrong word. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:37.600 Is that what you're wearing on the episode? 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:40.160 No, no, see what you're wearing. 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:41.640 I'm not putting all that energy. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:44.559 So it's crazy. You can change like an entire sentence 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:49.280 with the annunciation, is that what you're wearing? Is that 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:50.040 what you're wearing? 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:51.520 Let me not laugh too bad. 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:56.000 Because the phonic related lessons that are missing right now, 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.320 and that's why no one could say anything like is. 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:00.800 That what you're wearing? Period? 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:03.640 I didn't say it in a rude way. I like 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:08.600 your outfits, giving very mad happy shoes bit like, yes, yes, 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:14.280 I love it. I love it, but I wouldn't personally 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:16.680 go outside in it. 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:19.800 See because personally right now, I'm just speaking from a 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.840 place of like where I'm at in my personal journey. 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:26.160 I wouldn't wear this outfit out, and especially if I 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:27.960 knew I was going to run into somebody who are like, 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:28.640 I gave a fuck. 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:31.960 That was a little too hard. I'm sorry. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:34.920 You know what's crazy is it felt good? 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:36.720 It kind of felt like you know those videos where 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:40.240 they put like they literally have people hanging from their 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:47.720 necks workout studio. No leave it dented, no, no, no, no, 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.160 leave the marks of when when you left. 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:55.160 Of whence you left me of when you left? 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:57.000 What was I saying? 0:12:57.880 --> 0:12:59.920 You were just literally being mean about? 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:03.760 Oh yeah, I think it's really good. You look cool. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.640 It's a good outfit. I'm just saying, like, can you 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:07.360 stand up? 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:12.240 Should be doing like as in this outfit too, because 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:13.400 I don't know if they saw that. 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.439 Okay you No, no, you need to tuck in your 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:19.679 shirt by the way, because mind you this whole time, No, no, 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:22.000 no no, it was tucked to cheerboxers when you came out, 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.280 and when I asked the question, no no, and your 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:28.120 pants were pulled out more and your shirt was hella 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:30.960 tucked in. And because Josie had to point out, I 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:32.480 was like, well, yeah, why is your shirt all? 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.920 That was an accident? Well, I just pissed right now. 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:38.920 If I was showing somebody my showing off my outfit 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.839 aka standing around waiting for a couple of mins, I 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:43.040 would make sure I looked good. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:46.080 I was not doing that. I just came in to 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:53.959 talk like I feel like. 0:13:53.960 --> 0:14:02.320 Jin Jen Jen love Island bibs. Same fucking thing, very different, 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:07.120 very very different. Character doesn't exist. 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:10.560 Yeah, I wish I'll knew about it so I could 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:11.920 talk more about it, because that's kind of all I 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:12.440 want to talk. 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:13.480 About is talk about it. 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:16.800 No, it's not as fun to talk about guys who 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:20.440 know nothing about Love Island. It's very different a gorgeous 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:23.320 woman staring at you because she doesn't know anything about basketball. 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:25.800 You can only beg for so much to have two 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:29.200 white guys in an underlit corner with an iPhone on 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.080 a tripod on the table in front of him. 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:32.800 I was going to ask about that. Could we get 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:36.120 some lighting just to like it up a little bit 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:36.480 over him? 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:36.720 Yeah? 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:39.640 We jos you up up a little you. 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:42.040 Yeah, i'd also. You guys are in makeup for three 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:47.440 hours before episodes. Can I get something it's like it's prosthetics. 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:49.320 Baby, Yeah, we would. I think it would cost too 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.440 much for what to make you look like. There's even 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:53.040 work that's. 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:54.240 You just do like a little touch. 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.800 Oh did y'all see that building in Manhattan that was buckling? 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:06.040 Mm hmm, No, I didn't see the hat is buckling. Well, 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:13.720 I was gonna say, and that's the episode I should. 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:13.960 We do media? 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:15.520 Yeah? 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:18.600 Right, what were you gonna say that my body's buckling 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:20.160 under like my boat? 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:23.240 I'm gonna say they it's because you took it uper 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:25.720 helicopter to the top of that building, and when they 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:30.280 dropped you down the building, it found buckled under pressure. 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:36.480 Oh time, he made sure to grab his cup of 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:37.240 vodka though. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.800 Yeah he can't, he can't go anything there, made sure. 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.160 To grab the vodka vodkas? 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:43.320 Is it okay that I drink all the time? 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:46.680 And I started to honestly, it's your personal journey, Like, 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:47.960 I'm not want to judge. 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:50.720 I think everyone should be doing heroin and drinking all 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:54.120 the time. Yeah, oh I want heroin. 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:57.040 Should all of us start drinking every day for like 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.680 twenty one day straight like an obscene amount, and then 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:02.720 on the twenty first day just stop all together and 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.720 tell no medical professionals about it or see what happens. 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:07.560 Wait, did we talk about the girl on TikTok that 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:09.800 was doing the drinking bender challenge? 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:11.840 Oh no, I didn't. I have heard it. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:13.160 We talked about it, but I saw it. 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:14.600 Wait, I need to know what this is. 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:16.280 It was a girl, I think it was like a 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:19.360 month ago, and she was doing a challenge to drink 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:20.000 every day. 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:21.200 That's sad. 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:22.880 And she got to the end and she was like, 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:26.160 I actually think I'm just gonna do another like ten days. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.720 I actually feel better and actually literally and then I 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:33.160 was just on her to talk and she stopped drinking again, 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:36.280 and I think it went for ten days like she 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:38.520 was gonna do hard seventy five to balance it out, 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:42.240 and then on day eleven she went. 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:44.240 Back to, Oh, it's like the hard seven the easy 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:47.320 seventy five. Let's make that a thing, you know, the 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.840 hard seventy five or easy you know, the hard seventy 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:51.720 five where you have to have a boner for seventy 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:52.720 five days. 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:55.360 No, that's not that's not what it is. 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:57.360 So I've been doing it wrong this whole time. 0:16:57.560 --> 0:16:59.840 Are you serious? How many days have you had a boner? 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:00.920 Fourteen? 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:03.920 That's have you been stuff? 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:10.240 Uh saline and viagra or cialis. But I started to 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:12.439 see blue. My picion is just blue. 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:16.119 Everything is blue. Wait? Is that what Halsey was doing 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:16.520 when she. 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:19.120 Wrote that, Yes, she was taking a bunch of viagra. 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:21.280 You know that is literally a symptom that happened to 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:23.880 me one time I took a viagra. Yeah, I took 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:25.920 half of a pill because this guy I was hooking 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:28.240 up with was really, really hot, and I was scared. 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:31.080 I was gonna have performance anxiety. So I took half 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:34.080 of a viagra and the drive over my vision turned 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:46.520 blue and went to the dentist. She was doing on 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:48.280 my teeth. She took all of them. 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:49.399 Well, who do you. 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:56.560 She took all my teeth? No, she was like flossing 0:17:56.600 --> 0:18:00.560 my ship and like she's really like it's really like 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:03.280 she's really mean to me, but like in like a 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:07.320 sweet way. Yeah, a couple times, and every time she 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:09.280 like asked me the same questions I tell her, and 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:11.399 she's like, oh, yeah, I remember da da da My 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:13.919 daughter does the same thing. Da da da da da. 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:17.000 And she's like tools up in my mouth. I can't speak, 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:21.119 and I'm like oh, and I just like said something 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:24.760 that like set her off. Oh, her son is going 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:28.840 to school for economics, and I like made a joke. 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:31.200 I was like, h rough time to have a degree 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:36.239 in economics, and bitch, she like started cutting my ship up, 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:39.520 going hard, and then she stopped, no, literally, and then 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:44.240 halfway through she stopped and she was like, are you 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:47.080 taking any medications? And I was like finasht nam innoxidale. 0:18:47.280 --> 0:18:49.359 And then she was like, oh, that's for your hair, right, 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:50.600 and I was like yeah, and she was like, well, 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:53.640 I was asking because you have the bloodiest gums I've 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:59.119 ever seen a patient have before. And I was like, yeah, obviously, 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:02.440 you're literally cutting me right now, like it hurts so bad, 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:05.040 Like I was like wincing. I never winced. And like, also, 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:07.159 like right before I got told that going to the 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:11.400 dentist is just them scratching your bones with metal picks. 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:14.040 And that is the most haunting thing I've ever heard. 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:17.199 I just watched Kai do a recording check and it 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:19.480 was really sexy. It was like it was sexy. It 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:21.639 was like when the lifeguards are like doing that like 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:23.520 scan and they look like a robot. 0:19:24.200 --> 0:19:28.359 Yeah you feel safe right now, huh, not me talking 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:32.080 you through it. 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:33.040 I got y'all. 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:38.000 Well, I am gonna admit that I have not been 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:39.800 to the dentists in like a really long time. I 0:19:39.840 --> 0:19:41.280 actually can't remember the last time I went to the 0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:43.359 no cabvities, no cavities. 0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:47.200 Wait, you should flystroue, you should I do fly. 0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:51.440 He does not flass. She does not fly. He does not. 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:55.920 He does not fly. He barely brushes his teeth after 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:58.119 that fucking post. The tits the bottom of it, so it. 0:19:58.440 --> 0:20:02.360 Not put that allegation on me mother, because you are 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:04.920 dead asleep by the time I'm eating. 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:10.200 I will admit, yeah, I usually am asleep before you eat. 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:15.000 But I have beautiful teeth, beautiful no cavities. If I 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:17.080 didn't brush my teeth, I wouldn't have cavities. 0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:24.800 I have never been to a dentist. I haven't been 0:20:24.840 --> 0:20:27.000 to a dentist in like a minute. 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:30.960 This is bad, but I I am like, I'm actually 0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:36.520 o d about my like picking in my mouth and like, yeah, 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:37.400 my teeth. 0:20:37.400 --> 0:20:40.280 I've been told I was a kid. I like, I. 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:48.760 Yep, just as I thought, mm hmm, yeah, I knew it. 0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:52.680 I fucking knew it. I knew it. 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:54.240 Fuck. 0:20:54.880 --> 0:20:57.200 But yeah, I over brushed my teeth. But I don't 0:20:57.200 --> 0:20:58.960 do that as much now that I've had perzact. But 0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:00.760 it actually used to be really I used to brush 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:03.080 my teeth after like even just drinking water a. 0:21:03.040 --> 0:21:05.080 Few times because I used to think that I was 0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:07.639 putting the germs in my mouth back into my cup. 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:16.080 Hum and bottles too, bottles bottles like you know, like a. 0:21:17.760 --> 0:21:20.320 Uh smaller bottle of soda. 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:21.280 Yeah. 0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:23.480 I never used to put those back in the fridge 0:21:23.560 --> 0:21:25.679 because I was like, well, if I don't finish it now, 0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:28.359 It's gonna explode with bacteria. It would basically be a 0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:30.879 nuke from my stomach and kill me. Yes, if I 0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:33.560 put it back in the fridge. Yes, is that true? 0:21:33.960 --> 0:21:39.159 No? I honestly like, it doesn't seem like easy for 0:21:39.240 --> 0:21:40.040 bacteria to growing. 0:21:40.160 --> 0:21:41.920 Like, what are the dynamicies of that? 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:46.679 I've been the family dynamicies of the BACTERIAI. 0:21:47.840 --> 0:21:47.919 No. 0:21:48.240 --> 0:21:51.159 Last night, me and Enya slept through a fire alarm 0:21:51.200 --> 0:21:55.280 that was going off from god knows when till Josh 0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:55.840 got home. 0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:05.800 And I'm gonna admit something, I was not yet, so 0:22:06.000 --> 0:22:09.399 I did get up, but Rain had left, I had 0:22:09.440 --> 0:22:12.200 gotten in bed. I was like falling asleep. It went off. 0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:14.119 It went off first, and then I stood up, and 0:22:14.160 --> 0:22:16.600 by the time I stood up, it stopped going. I 0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:18.359 was like, okay, maybe it's done. And I knew you 0:22:18.400 --> 0:22:20.280 were asleep, so I was like, and I was listening. 0:22:20.280 --> 0:22:21.919 I was like, okay, that didn't wake him up, and 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:24.159 then it went off again, and I immediately got up 0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:25.879 and sorted to go over to that side of the house. 0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:28.000 But I literally got scared. 0:22:28.040 --> 0:22:33.040 You guys, I was like, oh my god, someone is 0:22:33.080 --> 0:22:35.679 definitely hiding in one of those rooms and putting smoke 0:22:35.760 --> 0:22:37.320 up to that detector so I could come in. 0:22:37.280 --> 0:22:42.040 There and girl, wait, what is it? I need to 0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:44.480 stop smoking with paranoid people, Like, what do you mean 0:22:44.560 --> 0:22:47.720 is that Michael Jackson? What do you mean Yoji yamamotos 0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:56.600 What do you mean that's Yoji yo Yoji Yamamoto maquinner? Okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I. 0:22:57.240 --> 0:23:00.520 Did sleep through it, and then I woke up. I 0:23:00.560 --> 0:23:02.520 had a fucking panic attack and came and slept it. 0:23:02.560 --> 0:23:03.160 Mama's bad. 0:23:03.320 --> 0:23:06.080 Yeah, I had a full blown melt down at like 0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:09.800 two thirty in the morning. But I woke up because 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:12.240 I was having like the worst nightmare of my life 0:23:12.320 --> 0:23:16.800 that I actually can't even talk about. I can't talk 0:23:16.800 --> 0:23:19.040 about it. No, it was so bad, dude. 0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:21.440 I used to have such bad nightmares, but now because 0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:23.639 I smoked so much weed, I don't have any more dreams. 0:23:23.640 --> 0:23:25.680 And that's okay, because most of my dreams are nightmares. 0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:27.680 And I've said that even before I started smoking weed. 0:23:27.800 --> 0:23:28.080 Yeah. 0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:33.000 Also, so there's there. Yeah, there's too much of my 0:23:33.080 --> 0:23:33.840 brain to avoid. 0:23:33.880 --> 0:23:35.400 I took half of a xanax last night. 0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:37.800 Did it feel good? 0:23:38.000 --> 0:23:41.199 It literally felt so good. I'm not even kidding it literally, 0:23:42.960 --> 0:23:45.400 and then we went to bed. Yeah, it felt really awesome. 0:23:45.520 --> 0:23:48.919 I actually like stayed up for another couple hours. And 0:23:49.520 --> 0:23:53.879 what Yeah, since I charged my fitbit, I got my 0:23:53.960 --> 0:23:58.800 sleep score and I'm averaging like in ninety one. Sometimes 0:23:58.800 --> 0:24:01.040 I dipped to like an eighty. If I don't get 0:24:01.080 --> 0:24:06.239 seven hours whatever, bitch, Wait, you stayed up. Yeah, I 0:24:06.280 --> 0:24:09.200 stayed up. I freaked out till like four in the morning. 0:24:09.320 --> 0:24:10.400 Oh that sucks. 0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:12.040 Yeah, I guess I didn't really need it. I just 0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:13.520 took the other half because I was like, well, don't 0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:15.560 go put that back in there. I need to go 0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:17.919 back to it. Because also, all of this happened because 0:24:18.440 --> 0:24:21.240 I had drank. I don't drink as much coffee as 0:24:21.240 --> 0:24:22.520 I used to, and I used to be one of 0:24:22.560 --> 0:24:24.800 those people who would say caffeine doesn't affect me, but 0:24:24.800 --> 0:24:27.760 it fully fucking does. So I tried not to have 0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:30.520 them late. But that night rain was over and we 0:24:30.560 --> 0:24:34.400 wanted to play video games, so I drink a latte. 0:24:34.440 --> 0:24:36.760 So I had just taken my two milligram of melatone 0:24:36.800 --> 0:24:38.760 in before the fire alarm started going off. And that's 0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:40.919 also what made me so freaked out. When I went 0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:43.440 downstairs to go and try and turn it off because 0:24:43.480 --> 0:24:47.040 I was like at that point of melotone and induced 0:24:47.280 --> 0:24:49.600 em where I genuinely thought I was in a dream. 0:24:49.640 --> 0:24:51.520 And then I didn't know if Josh was still home. 0:24:51.560 --> 0:24:53.159 And then I was like, wait, did I put on 0:24:53.200 --> 0:24:54.800 the alarm before I went to sleep? And I was like, 0:24:54.920 --> 0:24:57.159 I haven't seen Drew for five hours, Like what if 0:24:57.200 --> 0:25:00.840 they already killed Drew? Like I literally started scaring myself. 0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:02.280 So I went back up to my bed because I 0:25:02.280 --> 0:25:03.679 was like, Okay, I'm still a little bit sleepy that 0:25:03.800 --> 0:25:05.959 I could fall back asleep and get I'd rather get 0:25:06.040 --> 0:25:06.680 killed in my sleep. 0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:07.040 Mmm. 0:25:07.480 --> 0:25:09.639 No, I literally like last night I was thinking about it. 0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:11.720 I was like, it would be awesome to die in 0:25:11.760 --> 0:25:12.200 my sleep. 0:25:12.840 --> 0:25:14.480 God forbid, God forbid, God. 0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:16.320 Forbid, God willing? 0:25:18.320 --> 0:25:20.119 What was I saying that type of time? But like 0:25:20.200 --> 0:25:22.439 I would love to die like old age. 0:25:22.880 --> 0:25:24.600 I was just telling Josiah that. Today I was like, 0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:26.359 I'm tired of this, Like I want to die at 0:25:26.359 --> 0:25:28.399 sixty five. I want to die at seventy five, Like 0:25:28.440 --> 0:25:30.480 I don't want to ship at that black so long, 0:25:30.600 --> 0:25:33.960 Like the local news is coming to my Fuck, y'all 0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:37.800 are going to be wiping your kids your kids are 0:25:37.840 --> 0:25:42.040 going to be wiping my ass like my soggy fucking 0:25:42.280 --> 0:25:45.480 loose ran through me and Ya on the fourth did 0:25:45.520 --> 0:25:48.959 discuss that we're gonna get our She's going to get 0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:51.600 her eggs frozen. Yeah, I need to, and then I'm 0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:54.520 going to take one out. 0:25:52.520 --> 0:25:55.320 They see. 0:25:55.400 --> 0:25:57.440 I'm never going to do you want to ask us 0:25:57.640 --> 0:25:58.119 a question? 0:25:58.240 --> 0:26:02.160 I'm also scared of the doctor because I'm scared Perian. 0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:06.040 Don't be Okay, I'll see you has a question. Because 0:26:06.040 --> 0:26:08.960 it's a podcast, so we have to talk about it's 0:26:08.960 --> 0:26:12.720 a podcast, so we should we Well, no, we're we're 0:26:12.720 --> 0:26:16.639 doing a podcast. We're on episode two hundred and forty seven. 0:26:16.400 --> 0:26:17.080 But we live here. 0:26:17.200 --> 0:26:22.360 It digs Oh wait, oh my god, debut debut. 0:26:23.200 --> 0:26:28.760 Yeah, sit seven, my chitty, my chitty, see seven, my 0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:29.800 chitty seven. 0:26:31.920 --> 0:26:33.200 Also this squeak. 0:26:34.400 --> 0:26:35.160 Dead silent. 0:26:38.520 --> 0:26:40.280 I really love this shirt because it looks like the 0:26:40.320 --> 0:26:42.320 cafe packaging. 0:26:42.960 --> 0:26:45.520 Okay, I thought you're going to say something hateful. Oh 0:26:45.560 --> 0:26:47.840 my gosh, I just said. It's like when Josiah comes 0:26:47.880 --> 0:26:50.320 up to me, like I flinch because I think he's 0:26:50.359 --> 0:26:52.200 about to like hit me or bite me or pinch 0:26:52.240 --> 0:26:54.800 me or tickle me. It's like anytime you say anything, 0:26:55.119 --> 0:26:55.720 why did you. 0:26:55.680 --> 0:26:57.840 Add on those other things? You just wanted to say 0:26:57.920 --> 0:27:02.040 hit me? Be true? Sure he hits me, and that's 0:27:02.040 --> 0:27:03.199 okay because you deserve it. 0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:05.320 I was saying something earlier. 0:27:05.480 --> 0:27:07.040 You were saying something very smart. 0:27:07.200 --> 0:27:09.000 Wait, you were going to ask a question now. 0:27:08.840 --> 0:27:10.760 Oh yeah, I was gonna ask you as a question, Yeah, 0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:15.000 would you rather hook up with You have to hook 0:27:15.080 --> 0:27:16.640 up as one of your parents. You can choose which 0:27:16.680 --> 0:27:19.800 doesn't matter, or you have to check off with poop 0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:22.679 from a guy that with poop from the guy that 0:27:22.840 --> 0:27:28.760 ate glass. It's the glasses all No, it's in little 0:27:28.800 --> 0:27:33.119 shards in his we're talking like fiberglass. No, we're talking 0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:36.000 glass from like like a normal glass. 0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:38.720 Why do you say fiberglass would be I think, oh 0:27:38.840 --> 0:27:40.040 yeah that would suck. 0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:40.920 But glass. 0:27:41.240 --> 0:27:42.800 I'm talking to my mom. 0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:45.880 Really, that's fucked up. 0:27:46.080 --> 0:27:47.360 I'm killing myself bo. 0:27:48.480 --> 0:27:51.159 And yeah, that's the secret. Third thing. Every single time you. 0:27:54.440 --> 0:27:57.400 Like no one, I'm not kidding hypotheticals, you could break 0:27:57.440 --> 0:27:59.439 them because you could just kill yourself, because there's no 0:27:59.520 --> 0:28:01.399 world where you could saw me from killing myself. 0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:03.360 And I actually that's what I want to do. That's 0:28:03.359 --> 0:28:04.400 what I'm going to do. 0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:07.960 And I'm not joking. I think that is like a 0:28:08.000 --> 0:28:11.000 sign of autism. Like, I'm not joking. I think like 0:28:11.119 --> 0:28:14.520 not being able to understand hypotheticals is like a sign 0:28:14.600 --> 0:28:17.560 that you're like leaning a little far on the spectrum. 0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:21.440 That's not no no, no, no no no no, that's 0:28:21.440 --> 0:28:22.560 a thing. That's a thing. 0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:25.240 Okay. What I think that's a sign of is your genius, 0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:27.479 because that's how Steve Jobs would think, here we go, 0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:28.960 there's no nothing. 0:28:28.720 --> 0:28:30.240 Is what's the difference? 0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:39.200 How many episodes two hundred and. 0:28:32.640 --> 0:28:37.520 Six in someone who's autistic? 0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:41.280 I mean that's my take. 0:28:42.880 --> 0:28:47.680 Spectrum people on the spectrum not being able to understand hypotheticals. 0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:49.720 Hypotheticals are just like also a waste of time. 0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:55.080 Autistic individuals often struggle with hypothetical scenarios because they tend 0:28:55.080 --> 0:29:02.000 to process language that's not it and rely on concrete reasoning, 0:29:02.080 --> 0:29:06.560 making abstract what if questions confusing instead of the ability 0:29:06.960 --> 0:29:11.720 inability to imagine it is an executive functioning difference, requiring structured, 0:29:11.760 --> 0:29:13.600 step by step information to grasp. 0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:17.400 Okay, yeah, yeah. 0:29:16.920 --> 0:29:23.560 I take that back. Context blindness, literal thinking. Autistic brains 0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:26.920 generally understand language exactly as it is stated, rather than 0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:28.040 how it might be implied. 0:29:28.280 --> 0:29:34.920 Well, I think that America is getting its karma kiss 0:29:35.000 --> 0:29:41.640 for the two hundred and fiftieth year, and I need 0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:44.040 somebody to interview the guy who parachuted down. 0:29:44.720 --> 0:29:52.880 It's literally the best video of all time. Insert yeah, 0:29:53.080 --> 0:29:57.600 literally someone to interview him. Is exactly what it feels 0:29:57.600 --> 0:30:00.760 like America's going through. And then this stage falling on 0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:01.720 those dancers. 0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:03.840 Yes, dude, almost fucking killing someone. 0:30:03.880 --> 0:30:06.400 What's crazy is it's so white trash. 0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:11.920 Any of those events are catastrophic or like life changing enough. 0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:16.000 For instance, that guy crashing with that parachute. Do you think, 0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:20.200 even beyond his own wish for it, he may have 0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:24.720 some sort of PTSD response where he is then fully 0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:29.000 liberal because like he was covered in the flag head 0:30:29.000 --> 0:30:29.480 to toe. 0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:32.680 Can I derail the conversation for one second before I 0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:41.400 forget it? Yeah, gay guy pt yas D. Okay, you 0:30:41.440 --> 0:30:41.600 know what? 0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:42.560 Thank you for asking? 0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:47.520 Yeah, PTOs D. Gay guy who goes through a traumatic 0:30:47.560 --> 0:30:52.280 event has PTOs D. 0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:57.360 Wait, but it wouldn't be PTS. Don't think about it. 0:30:57.480 --> 0:31:00.800 Well, there's four s's in yas one of those. 0:31:02.200 --> 0:31:06.080 Is it official amount of vests? So he would have 0:31:06.120 --> 0:31:08.040 a PTSD response making it. 0:31:08.520 --> 0:31:09.600 Like the American flag. 0:31:09.680 --> 0:31:11.520 Because it happened on the fourth of July, it was 0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:14.600 on like a huge like especially for the right wing. 0:31:14.640 --> 0:31:18.120 They were like like this was literally their met Gala, 0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:20.280 Like they thought they were about to be given their 0:31:20.320 --> 0:31:25.160 personal met Gala and they got given poop and crap 0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:29.000 out of the But Grammy's twenty twenty five. Wow, that's 0:31:29.000 --> 0:31:32.400 what they got given. You don't get the Grammys? Do 0:31:32.400 --> 0:31:34.080 you want he hit the Grams? 0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:38.000 She hits sir, Mmm, was that a Sydney Sweety impression? 0:31:39.040 --> 0:31:40.720 I'm serious, No, it wasn't. 0:31:40.880 --> 0:31:42.480 I was just wondering because I was like, is that 0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:44.880 something that she said, because it sounded like did I go. 0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:46.640 To the comedy club tonight? Put my hand? 0:31:47.080 --> 0:31:50.800 Yes, Oh my god, them calling your name and it's 0:31:50.800 --> 0:31:53.920 your silhouette at like the back door and she'll see 0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:54.560 the hat. 0:31:56.520 --> 0:31:59.760 And it's just impression impressions. 0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:02.880 So sad that we never got the opportunity for one 0:32:02.920 --> 0:32:06.360 of like the DJ shows, is you being introduced as 0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:08.920 like a special guest DJ and then it's your silhouette 0:32:08.920 --> 0:32:09.760 on a sheet. 0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:12.720 With didn't we were trying to like that, We were. 0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:13.920 Trying to we just have the budget. 0:32:14.120 --> 0:32:17.160 Yeah, we have the contract. We have the contact for 0:32:17.200 --> 0:32:19.680 the people who callucate the budget. Maybe we callucate for 0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:22.760 the budget. We do a lot of allocating. 0:32:23.040 --> 0:32:26.680 We're allocating. If we just allocate, we. 0:32:26.880 --> 0:32:28.920 Just put our minds to it. We allocate. 0:32:29.080 --> 0:32:35.760 We didn't keep allocating towards the budget. Bro, if the 0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:37.400 budget is allocated, if I had not. 0:32:37.600 --> 0:32:39.880 Fucked up at a bar and I was a pathological 0:32:39.960 --> 0:32:42.680 liar and I needed to lie to financiers and ship, 0:32:42.760 --> 0:32:46.640 that's how I would get gone. That's the thing is, 0:32:46.640 --> 0:32:52.760 we got to take the budget allocated for different things. 0:32:50.840 --> 0:32:57.320 Tipping the hat period period. Well yeah, well I love 0:32:57.360 --> 0:33:04.560 the way you just apperiod. I was actually I woke 0:33:04.680 --> 0:33:08.760 up in someone else's house. I woke up in someone 0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:09.440 else's bed. 0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:14.000 Dude, I can't believe James Charles really his last Like. 0:33:14.120 --> 0:33:16.160 Why did that remind you of James Charles? 0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:18.320 Because it was like a weird gay guy. 0:33:19.200 --> 0:33:20.400 A weird gay guy. 0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:26.480 Wow, some gay people. 0:33:26.520 --> 0:33:28.840 And that's why I had to put weird in front 0:33:28.880 --> 0:33:29.160 of him. 0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:30.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. 0:33:30.960 --> 0:33:34.840 It's not just any like for who gay was weird? 0:33:36.920 --> 0:33:39.760 And yeah that was fucked up? 0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:41.520 Drew, Are you okay? 0:33:43.040 --> 0:33:47.080 What she has me picking up my thumb again. I'm bleeding. 0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:49.760 I remind you of the girls high school? 0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:58.400 What I forgot what I was saying, dude, James Charles, Oh. 0:33:58.240 --> 0:34:01.480 I can't believe. And it's like doomsday. 0:34:01.520 --> 0:34:06.680 Preparation of getting Houston as a like reoccurring pedophile was 0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:08.959 to try to launch a pop career. 0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:13.480 Map company, but it didn't work. After you've been a 0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:16.960 makeup artist for a decade. The pop star bien is. 0:34:17.000 --> 0:34:21.000 Not it is not going to activate baby. And also, like. 0:34:21.520 --> 0:34:23.920 I'm just really finals are acting right. 0:34:23.920 --> 0:34:28.760 Like pop star career starting. 0:34:29.160 --> 0:34:32.760 It's when I dropped that sequel. I know if y'all 0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:34.000 got my back. 0:34:35.160 --> 0:34:37.680 In your heads, zero fans would be dead. 0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:43.520 Are going to the moon? Oh my gosh. I really 0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:44.080 hope I got in. 0:34:45.640 --> 0:34:48.799 I know what are we gonna do if we didn't? 0:34:50.280 --> 0:34:51.560 What are we gonna do if we don't get in? 0:34:52.239 --> 0:34:53.200 I might kill myself? 0:34:53.360 --> 0:34:55.240 Yeah, me too done? 0:34:57.960 --> 0:34:58.640 Look out for that. 0:34:58.960 --> 0:35:00.120 Okay, another question. 0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:04.080 Another question, did you guys vote for? 0:35:05.480 --> 0:35:06.160 I didn't vote. 0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:13.200 I actually didn't vote this year. It's too confusing. 0:35:14.880 --> 0:35:15.640 I felt sick. 0:35:16.080 --> 0:35:18.840 I didn't like either of them. 0:35:19.040 --> 0:35:22.480 I was feeling very conflicted. I was feeling very conflicted 0:35:23.320 --> 0:35:24.960 by the two oppossessions. 0:35:25.080 --> 0:35:26.040 No, I voted for Hillary. 0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:32.319 Dude, do you all think people are going to vote 0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:34.920 for the midterms? Are people too busy like being enchanted 0:35:34.920 --> 0:35:35.359 by the world. 0:35:35.480 --> 0:35:39.200 They should be called like the tier, Yeah, the top 0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:42.799 the top tier cookie terms because midterms is like, that's 0:35:42.880 --> 0:35:45.760 mid ye for the kids. 0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:50.840 I actually forgot that we all voted for Kamala because 0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:53.799 I was thinking about I was driving today thinking about 0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:56.520 the election. I was like, Oh, it was Biden versus Trump. 0:35:56.840 --> 0:36:00.560 I completely forgot that. That's like who ended upvoting. 0:36:01.000 --> 0:36:04.200 Also because the second, like the second she lost and 0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:06.600 the second he got into office, like this was the 0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:09.000 term he was going to do the jump drive ship 0:36:09.040 --> 0:36:10.759 for all the ship he laid out, so there wasn't 0:36:10.800 --> 0:36:13.920 even a second. Yeah, there was, like, I think, less 0:36:13.960 --> 0:36:16.600 than like in the first ninety days. 0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:19.719 He had so much shit going on. We barely had 0:36:19.760 --> 0:36:24.240 time to fucking mourn the fact that life is gonna crumble. 0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:29.040 And you know what, I'm happy, I ironically, I'm happy 0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:31.560 her life was in the way that she just got 0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:32.919 to get that book deal and go the fuck. 0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:37.400 Yeah she she and she vanished, Yeah she vanished. 0:36:37.480 --> 0:36:38.440 Yeah, where did she go? 0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:39.360 I don't know. 0:36:40.160 --> 0:36:43.160 Yeah, which is how you guys should take not that 0:36:43.360 --> 0:36:47.000 are you guys are nignaped and I'm already home, so 0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:48.360 don't even turn that back on me. 0:36:49.400 --> 0:36:54.880 I've come in love from my own. Yeah, I know. 0:36:57.200 --> 0:37:01.200 Another question, dude, Let me think of one. Talk about 0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:02.480 the meme that you're gonna bring up, and then I'll 0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:02.840 come up with. 0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:04.000 A really good Oh my god. 0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:07.920 Also, Drew, I'm wondering, what is the green thing on 0:37:07.960 --> 0:37:10.359 your chair? What is that? Can I see it? Can 0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:10.879 I look at it? 0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:12.160 This? 0:37:13.040 --> 0:37:14.279 Yeah? I was just can I look at that? 0:37:14.560 --> 0:37:17.240 It's cat urine, It's cat piss. 0:37:18.400 --> 0:37:21.600 It actually makes you feel very good, only for three seconds, though, 0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:23.480 then you're gonna feel the worst you've ever for the 0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:24.000 rest of your. 0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:27.120 Life, you know, and you already hit it. Good luck. 0:37:28.239 --> 0:37:29.960 I was gonna say, I know this meme is like 0:37:30.280 --> 0:37:33.600 washed as fuck, but I really love it. It's like 0:37:33.920 --> 0:37:39.040 it's it's resonating with me. He's trying to ignore it. 0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:47.680 I think if I found weed in my kid's room, 0:37:48.520 --> 0:37:52.359 I would just incite and plant the fear of a 0:37:52.400 --> 0:37:56.680 greenow and pure psychosis in paranoia, and I'm just gonna 0:37:56.680 --> 0:37:58.399 I would just be like, dude, I know it might 0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:02.480 be fun right now, but it gets so fucking scary 0:38:02.680 --> 0:38:05.520 after a few times, it starts to feel fucked up. 0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:11.440 I was gonna say that if I founded in my 0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:15.480 kid's room, i'd nap him up and say, you're fucking lit, bro, 0:38:15.640 --> 0:38:17.759 that's sick. Yeah, I'm the cool dad. 0:38:17.840 --> 0:38:19.799 That's me as a dad too, We're the cool dad. 0:38:19.920 --> 0:38:22.759 If I found weed in my i'd smoke with him. 0:38:23.200 --> 0:38:26.200 If I found weed to my daughter's room, I would 0:38:26.200 --> 0:38:30.560 go to the dispensary. I would first smoke what she 0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:33.360 had and be like, hmm, okay, I think this is 0:38:33.440 --> 0:38:36.239 leaning hybrid if I know her, Yeah, And then I 0:38:36.280 --> 0:38:38.080 would go and I would like buy a bunch of 0:38:38.080 --> 0:38:39.680 things and she'd get back and it'd be like one 0:38:39.719 --> 0:38:44.600 of those like bundle like baskets for you. Yeah yeah, 0:38:44.600 --> 0:38:47.640 but with like like stuff like little snacks and stuff. 0:38:47.640 --> 0:38:50.520 And then if I caught my son with weed in 0:38:50.560 --> 0:38:55.520 his room, I would call an uber pool and then 0:38:55.960 --> 0:38:58.760 have it take him to the police station. 0:38:58.920 --> 0:39:00.319 But I would put all the weed. 0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:03.759 And you know that Sandy leang best she did with 0:39:03.800 --> 0:39:07.319 all the pockets, yes, transparent one. At least put him 0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:09.279 in a bit of an archive. Because this will be 0:39:09.400 --> 0:39:12.680 like some ten years in the future, twelve fifteen years 0:39:12.680 --> 0:39:13.960 in the future. 0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:16.160 So then I would. 0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:18.680 This smoking weed. 0:39:19.600 --> 0:39:21.560 There's a four years bad piece of shit. 0:39:22.320 --> 0:39:27.280 So what were we saying? Kids smoking weed? A bunch 0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:28.600 of fucking bullshit? 0:39:29.600 --> 0:39:34.919 Saying a whole bunch of bullshit. I I like that. 0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:37.040 I went to the car wash. I had like a 0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:39.960 very big day. I went to the dentist and went 0:39:39.960 --> 0:39:42.080 to the car wash. And at the car wash, was 0:39:42.120 --> 0:39:48.440 that today? No, this is two days ago. Okay, well, no, 0:39:48.600 --> 0:39:50.040 I'm getting to the fun part. 0:39:50.840 --> 0:39:51.000 Yeah. 0:39:51.040 --> 0:39:56.200 I didn't even let me finish. Boys, if a girl 0:39:56.400 --> 0:39:59.120 says I want you to come for me right now, 0:39:59.239 --> 0:40:00.879 that means she's over it. 0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:07.200 Okay, can you finish? What the fuck you were saying 0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:09.400 your car water? 0:40:11.000 --> 0:40:12.680 I don't know if I do want to talk about it. 0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:15.760 I just thought, so, you're gonna tell us the most 0:40:15.800 --> 0:40:17.000 boring normal shit ever. 0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:19.920 No. I got cornered by a really scary person that 0:40:20.040 --> 0:40:22.440 was dressing his wounds, and he was like kind of 0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:25.239 yelling at me, and we were having a conversation. Rather, 0:40:25.320 --> 0:40:29.720 he was talking at me about a bunch of things, 0:40:31.200 --> 0:40:35.920 very insane psychobabble, Like I couldn't follow anything. He was saying, 0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:37.839 and it happened because I was sitting in the sun 0:40:37.840 --> 0:40:39.239 and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna sit 0:40:39.280 --> 0:40:42.839 in the shade, and I didn't realize that he was 0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:49.279 a little loose screw loose in the head. And eventually 0:40:49.360 --> 0:40:51.600 I keep I keep trying to get up and leave, 0:40:51.680 --> 0:40:53.799 like I'm like I actually at one point I'm like, dude, 0:40:53.840 --> 0:40:55.920 I have to take a piss, and he was like wait, wait, wait, 0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:58.480 I'm almost done, almost done. And then eventually I see 0:40:58.480 --> 0:41:01.400 my car pool around it just got washed. Are doing 0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:04.120 that inside, and I'm like, hurry up, hurry up, like 0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:06.160 I'm literally about to be attacked, because he starts getting 0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:08.279 agro with me because I'm trying to leave. And then 0:41:08.320 --> 0:41:10.160 eventually I'm like, oh, there's my car and he's like 0:41:10.160 --> 0:41:13.040 it's not done. Your car's not done, and I was like, oh, 0:41:13.120 --> 0:41:14.799 I have to I have to leave, and he's like 0:41:15.280 --> 0:41:17.560 I forget what he said. After I have to leave, 0:41:17.600 --> 0:41:20.319 but I kind of hustled to my car and then 0:41:20.360 --> 0:41:22.239 the guy's like, oh, we're not done yet, and I 0:41:22.320 --> 0:41:23.960 was like, oh, it's fine, I have to get out 0:41:23.960 --> 0:41:27.840 of here. This dude follows behind apparently he's a regular 0:41:27.880 --> 0:41:30.279 there and the guy washing my car is like, dude, 0:41:30.320 --> 0:41:32.040 I told you you're not allowed to be here, Like 0:41:32.080 --> 0:41:35.239 this isn't like just a hangout spot for you, And 0:41:35.280 --> 0:41:38.360 then he starts getting really physical and aggressive with the 0:41:39.040 --> 0:41:42.480 guy that was washing my car, and it was really 0:41:42.520 --> 0:41:45.120 scary because that could have been me. He had wins, 0:41:45.239 --> 0:41:47.239 he had like wound juice all down his arm. 0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:53.280 Oh no, I saw a satellite video from like four wildfires. 0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:58.320 Happening, and the top comment greened me out so bad 0:41:58.560 --> 0:42:00.440 because I was like, I don't know if I'm miss 0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:04.640 like reading or understanding the situation, but the top common 0:42:04.719 --> 0:42:10.200 is but they don't have videos of UFOs like that 0:42:10.360 --> 0:42:13.719 was the top the sixty two likes, and granted it's 0:42:13.719 --> 0:42:16.440 not a very popular video, like how he. 0:42:16.640 --> 0:42:20.879 Jumps like because they're you're seeing satellite images of an 0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:21.880 active fire. 0:42:23.200 --> 0:42:24.760 I mean I kind of see his point, Loki. 0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:27.320 I see his point. But then immediately I'm like, well, 0:42:27.440 --> 0:42:30.640 they have advanced technology, so they can obviously they keep 0:42:30.640 --> 0:42:32.040 their craft. 0:42:32.200 --> 0:42:32.840 Say that word. 0:42:32.680 --> 0:42:38.000 Again, not me talking you through it, Not me talking 0:42:38.000 --> 0:42:38.480 you through it? 0:42:39.239 --> 0:42:49.879 Now you say obvious, Bulin, Right, Yeah, they can. They 0:42:49.880 --> 0:42:53.239 have invisibility cloaks. Obviously, they have invisibility cloaks. They can 0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:55.759 just like there, it's like mirrors facing down. So when 0:42:55.800 --> 0:42:57.120 you're looking up, did. 0:42:57.000 --> 0:43:01.319 You see them more In Salt Girl mob dance in? Mom? 0:43:01.880 --> 0:43:04.560 Wait, what did you the Morton Salt Girl dance? 0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:05.200 Dude? 0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:08.520 I don't know why the Moreton Salt Company trying to 0:43:08.520 --> 0:43:11.880 put on like a PR event in Kansas City of 0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:12.600 all places. 0:43:12.640 --> 0:43:14.280 I don't know. I think that's where it started. 0:43:15.440 --> 0:43:19.040 So they were like, yup, yup, where I was gonna 0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:22.000 do our big one? And they had these girls, these 0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:26.120 fucking dancers. I actually feel bad for them, show. 0:43:26.000 --> 0:43:27.880 Up and like how old were they? 0:43:28.040 --> 0:43:31.239 Like kind I'm assuming, like if not our age, like 0:43:31.280 --> 0:43:35.680 a little younger maybe, But they had all these dancers, 0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:40.319 and like Kansas City based influencers pull up to this 0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:42.080 thing and they're like, Oh, we're doing this big event. 0:43:42.160 --> 0:43:44.080 You're really gonna want to be there, And like they 0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:46.640 said out this really dramatic emo being like we're gonna. 0:43:46.400 --> 0:43:48.640 Do like esscentially be like we're gonna do our big one. 0:43:48.640 --> 0:43:49.800 You don't want to miss it. It's gonna be a 0:43:49.880 --> 0:43:54.720 viral moment. Have your cameras out. 0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:12.520 I mean, fierce is fierce, honey, She loves being the lead. 0:44:14.280 --> 0:44:20.520 I sent it. Wait, why would they give them like 0:44:20.560 --> 0:44:21.360 fake instruments? 0:44:22.640 --> 0:44:23.520 I don't really. 0:44:24.960 --> 0:44:25.800 This is actually scary. 0:44:25.840 --> 0:44:28.440 This is like someone was allocating the budget. 0:44:28.560 --> 0:44:29.719 The budget was allocated. 0:44:29.880 --> 0:44:31.640 That's kind of like cockwork Orange. 0:44:31.680 --> 0:44:35.360 But I think more in Salt company has been trying 0:44:35.400 --> 0:44:40.239 to cover it up because there's girls who posted videos 0:44:40.280 --> 0:44:43.680 from behind the scenes, and because if you were making 0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:44.840 fun of it. They're having these. 0:44:44.719 --> 0:44:47.960 Poor girls take down their fucking videos from this event 0:44:48.000 --> 0:44:50.320 they were a part of. And like most of the 0:44:50.360 --> 0:44:53.280 girls aren't even saying anything bad. It's just like random 0:44:53.360 --> 0:44:55.359 videos they all did in like the locker room while 0:44:55.400 --> 0:44:58.160 waiting before they had to, like I don't know, go 0:44:58.200 --> 0:45:01.040 out this Union Square of CA in the city and 0:45:01.280 --> 0:45:04.040 like stop around with fake guitars. 0:45:04.760 --> 0:45:06.799 I really don't understand why the Morton girl would have 0:45:06.800 --> 0:45:07.240 a guitar. 0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:10.239 I know, I don't get it. Did you all see 0:45:10.400 --> 0:45:13.440 MK Ultra files are being spoken about in Congress. 0:45:14.320 --> 0:45:17.279 I thought that was already astablished, that that was like 0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:18.440 real eight is. 0:45:18.480 --> 0:45:21.319 I think they're like trying to release the rest of 0:45:21.400 --> 0:45:25.279 the files. Jesus, I thought of a cool script about 0:45:25.440 --> 0:45:30.640 MK ultriump. I don't know what this is it's it's 0:45:30.719 --> 0:45:32.160 a lot. 0:45:32.600 --> 0:45:36.040 It's it was like the CIA. The CIA was giving 0:45:36.200 --> 0:45:39.600 people LSD and it's all confirmed as real. They were 0:45:39.600 --> 0:45:41.839 giving civilians LSD and making them go crazy and then 0:45:41.840 --> 0:45:45.840 they would torture them. Also, maybe this there's this book 0:45:46.000 --> 0:45:47.680 I forget it's about the CIA. Do you know what 0:45:47.960 --> 0:45:48.560 I'm talking about? 0:45:48.600 --> 0:45:49.799 I know exactly, I don't know the name. 0:45:49.880 --> 0:45:53.040 I'm blanking on the name. But apparently I think maybe 0:45:53.040 --> 0:45:56.919 this is misinformation. I don't know, but I think the unbomber. 0:45:56.880 --> 0:45:59.160 Was also ya Yah one of them. 0:45:59.280 --> 0:46:02.120 But that's like a really nice information. We do love 0:46:02.239 --> 0:46:05.040 to spread that. But I'm jchul Ultra is real. They 0:46:05.200 --> 0:46:07.120 gave people drugs and that made them go crazy. 0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:10.800 There's like this one story about this dude who worked 0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:14.400 for the CIA and loved doing drugs and he was 0:46:14.440 --> 0:46:16.239 just given a bunch of money and he was like 0:46:16.360 --> 0:46:21.080 diagnosed sadist and they gave him a bunch of money, 0:46:21.120 --> 0:46:26.000 clearance and immunity to like start a brothel. I think 0:46:26.040 --> 0:46:29.000 he started like six brothels with a specific one. It 0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:31.200 was like a hotel room and then a mirror on 0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:33.920 the wall, but it was a see through room and 0:46:34.480 --> 0:46:40.880 the brothel girls would dose the dude's drinks with LSD 0:46:41.080 --> 0:46:43.080 and then he'd watch them freak the fuck out, and 0:46:43.120 --> 0:46:45.000 he would kind of like have these girls torture him 0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:47.759 and shit. Meanwhile, the whole time behind the mirror, he 0:46:47.920 --> 0:46:51.440 is just snorting coke and heroin and like stealing money 0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:55.680 and shit, and like it was literally pointless, completely and 0:46:55.760 --> 0:47:00.160 utterly pointless. Like they didn't have any scientific data to 0:47:00.200 --> 0:47:02.480 take from it. It literally like that is what he 0:47:02.560 --> 0:47:05.279 said in his final report, is like nothing from it. 0:47:05.680 --> 0:47:08.640 And then he wrote a letter like after he was 0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:12.120 long retired into the CIA, and was like he said 0:47:12.160 --> 0:47:15.160 some really creepy shit, and it was just like, where 0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:18.520 else or when else would I have ever been able 0:47:18.560 --> 0:47:24.359 to like pillage, maime, kill, torture and snort as much 0:47:24.400 --> 0:47:27.279 shit as I did with the total immunity from the 0:47:27.360 --> 0:47:29.160 US government. It was fucking crazy. 0:47:30.040 --> 0:47:32.560 Did people like that. I'm just like, oh my gosh, 0:47:32.640 --> 0:47:34.759 if we lived in my country'd be awesome because I 0:47:34.800 --> 0:47:39.120 would have you like fully butt naked in the middle 0:47:39.120 --> 0:47:40.919 of the Times Square, but it'd be a time score 0:47:40.960 --> 0:47:42.920 where no children live in the city. It'd be like 0:47:42.960 --> 0:47:45.360 a city of like angry people, like friendly woods. 0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:48.279 And then they would all in the morning wake up 0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:51.279 to a bunch of stones on their front port, and 0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:55.000 they would be invited for Continental breakfast and the square 0:47:55.160 --> 0:47:59.640 alongside throwing your stones at this man, but you wouldn't 0:47:59.680 --> 0:48:01.920 throw owns it until he dies because I kind of 0:48:02.080 --> 0:48:04.760 like the idea of it being like more docile angry people, 0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:05.960 like older angry people. 0:48:06.000 --> 0:48:08.000 Yeah, yeah, who didn't get the chance to be angry. 0:48:08.080 --> 0:48:09.719 So it'd be a small town of that, so any 0:48:09.719 --> 0:48:13.600 retirement home and then just like let him dry out 0:48:13.640 --> 0:48:15.920 like beef jerky and like hang in there for a 0:48:15.920 --> 0:48:17.839 few days and just like people could pelts him whenever 0:48:17.840 --> 0:48:19.680 they're having like a frustrating time in their day. 0:48:19.880 --> 0:48:22.200 Yeah, if anybody wants to look into it, it's called 0:48:22.280 --> 0:48:23.960 Operation Midnight Climax. 0:48:26.560 --> 0:48:29.840 Do you think people like once you're building, they're building 0:48:30.400 --> 0:48:33.480 and you're and you're installing this two way mirror and 0:48:33.520 --> 0:48:36.799 then for a moment you see your reflection like installing 0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:39.080 the mirror and you have like the file of drugs. 0:48:39.160 --> 0:48:41.640 Do you think there was ever a moment where he's like, damn, 0:48:41.680 --> 0:48:43.239 I'm like a bad guy. Yeah. 0:48:43.280 --> 0:48:44.960 I mean he talks about it in his letter he 0:48:45.040 --> 0:48:48.279 sent so funny. Yeah, he was like I suck, but 0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:49.200 like I loved it. 0:48:51.040 --> 0:48:55.200 Speaking of people in institutions that are maybe bad firefighters 0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:59.239 overall good. I do think this. But my cousin is 0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:02.400 a firefighter, and you have a mustache. He does have 0:49:02.440 --> 0:49:05.080 a musk, the gay one. It's not the gay one. 0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:07.640 No, I never saw a picture of your gay cousin. 0:49:07.680 --> 0:49:08.960 I might have to have sex with him. 0:49:09.280 --> 0:49:12.879 No, that's not appropriate before you Also, yeah, you're gonna 0:49:12.920 --> 0:49:18.800 have to get through me. Okay. So my cousin said 0:49:18.880 --> 0:49:23.560 that the most most of the people that are arsenists, 0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:26.799 not most of them, but a high percentage, like a 0:49:26.880 --> 0:49:32.080 very high percentage are ex firefighters. Firefighters. I've heard of 0:49:32.120 --> 0:49:35.799 this because they are like they really attracted the fire, 0:49:35.880 --> 0:49:37.520 and its like that's the job that you do to 0:49:37.880 --> 0:49:39.680 legally play with fire basically. 0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:42.279 Yeah, I've heard of that before. 0:49:42.600 --> 0:49:42.960 Yeah. 0:49:43.680 --> 0:49:46.759 So yeah, and most strippers. 0:49:46.760 --> 0:49:48.520 So your cousin is an arsenist. 0:49:48.880 --> 0:49:51.279 No, No, he's actually he's not a firefighter. He's a 0:49:51.280 --> 0:49:53.839 fire detective. Cool. 0:49:53.920 --> 0:49:54.680 That's fine. 0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:56.719 Okay, So now we know if we ever wanted to 0:49:56.800 --> 0:50:00.160 knock Kai out of the picture, what don't do with 0:50:00.200 --> 0:50:02.359 fire because his cousin would start typing up? 0:50:03.320 --> 0:50:05.319 Was that even an option in your head was to 0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:05.920 like burn me. 0:50:06.880 --> 0:50:08.799 Oh no, no, no, no, we can't talk about We 0:50:08.800 --> 0:50:10.880 can't talk about that. I can't talk about the friends. Dang, 0:50:11.000 --> 0:50:12.640 I'm not kidding. I can't talk about it. 0:50:13.440 --> 0:50:15.080 I know it's some time for media yet, but I 0:50:15.120 --> 0:50:18.560 just I just can't wait. I just can't wait. I 0:50:18.600 --> 0:50:19.959 saw Maddie's Secret. 0:50:19.600 --> 0:50:20.080 The other night. 0:50:20.800 --> 0:50:25.919 It is so thank you, it's really funny. Shout out 0:50:25.960 --> 0:50:26.680 to Eric. 0:50:26.640 --> 0:50:29.360 And I actually also saw it. I saw it first. 0:50:29.400 --> 0:50:34.279 I Oh, what screening time did you go to? I 0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:36.400 literally went to the three thirty one. I wish you 0:50:36.440 --> 0:50:36.959 told me. 0:50:37.120 --> 0:50:38.759 In the afternoon. Where you went to the three thirty 0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:41.760 one in the afternoon? Huh in the afternoon? Yeah, okay, 0:50:41.800 --> 0:50:43.360 so I went to seven fifty in the morning. So 0:50:44.840 --> 0:50:48.000 because that's I've always want step ahead exactly, that's exactly right. 0:50:48.000 --> 0:50:52.480 Well I went two days before you guys, simply not okay. 0:50:52.600 --> 0:50:55.160 Sorry, Oh, I just want to say shout out to Eric. 0:50:55.200 --> 0:51:00.239 And Eric is plays John Early. John really plays like 0:51:00.960 --> 0:51:06.520 this beautiful woman in the movie, and Eric is her husband, 0:51:06.760 --> 0:51:09.879 the character's husband in the movie, and they have these 0:51:09.920 --> 0:51:14.600 really funny sex scenes that are like insane, and Eric 0:51:14.680 --> 0:51:15.959 is a friend of mine. I want to say shout 0:51:15.960 --> 0:51:18.440 out to Eric, because you're very talented. You pulled it 0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:21.160 off and that was very funny and actually I scored laughing. 0:51:23.160 --> 0:51:24.880 I want to see that movie, soun. 0:51:26.320 --> 0:51:29.600 If you're listening to watch it, do it. I was 0:51:29.719 --> 0:51:32.040 just like commanding the audience to go watch the. 0:51:33.160 --> 0:51:39.080 John and Kate Berlant need as many tickets bought as 0:51:39.120 --> 0:51:42.440 they possibly can get because they are genius comedy minds 0:51:43.560 --> 0:51:47.040 that I really need to be able to keep making stuff. 0:51:47.040 --> 0:51:50.040 Because I watched Would It Kill You to Laugh? The 0:51:50.080 --> 0:51:53.480 thing they did with A twenty four and ironically one 0:51:53.480 --> 0:51:58.520 of the funniest things I've seen maybe ever. It might 0:51:58.600 --> 0:52:01.840 be my favorite piece of comedy, Like made me I 0:52:01.880 --> 0:52:05.879 need to watch. Uh, it was so fucking good and 0:52:05.960 --> 0:52:10.560 like they are so funny. Also, mind you like really 0:52:10.640 --> 0:52:14.680 really really good actors, Like yeah, not just comedy actors, 0:52:14.719 --> 0:52:17.000 Like there was a scene where I was like, damn, 0:52:17.120 --> 0:52:22.400 y'all are acting y'all dicking balls off, like this is crazy. 0:52:22.480 --> 0:52:25.799 Two of my heroes, So shout out them. 0:52:25.960 --> 0:52:29.600 The funniest thing I've ever seen is you on the 0:52:29.640 --> 0:52:30.560 Plates Reformer. 0:52:30.800 --> 0:52:34.720 I think, what about me on the Scibyan That wasn't funny. 0:52:35.360 --> 0:52:35.960 I was locked. 0:52:36.760 --> 0:52:40.280 Yeah, I'm still confused at something Kay said earlier. I like, literally, 0:52:40.320 --> 0:52:43.520 it's been bothering me all fucking day long. He said 0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:45.480 seven thirty week. 0:52:46.280 --> 0:52:48.640 No, but then he said work. He said seven thirty work, 0:52:48.760 --> 0:52:50.520 So I think he was saying, does the week of 0:52:50.880 --> 0:52:52.400 seven thirty works? 0:52:52.480 --> 0:52:54.640 It's really gonna I'm going to give the audience some 0:52:54.680 --> 0:52:57.600 context here and insert it. I made a typo that 0:52:57.760 --> 0:53:01.120 was very very easy to understand. Give and the context 0:53:01.160 --> 0:53:03.640 clues that people pick up on at like age four 0:53:03.760 --> 0:53:08.240 or five whenever objects what you're not three. 0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:11.279 Five year old would not like. 0:53:11.440 --> 0:53:13.799 I'm a very mature different. 0:53:13.560 --> 0:53:18.359 I'm a very optimistic. I texted them this, I'll insert it, 0:53:18.600 --> 0:53:21.840 and they have been bullying me. But guys continue bully 0:53:21.880 --> 0:53:23.719 a man with mental illness. 0:53:24.160 --> 0:53:27.319 Oh easy? You should kill yourself? 0:53:27.560 --> 0:53:29.560 Oh my god, I just like that. 0:53:29.560 --> 0:53:32.160 That's your cryptin night. You got to be illness. I 0:53:32.160 --> 0:53:37.439 know exactly how to get you yourself. Rule number one 0:53:37.880 --> 0:53:39.680 make the enemy hate themselves? 0:53:40.239 --> 0:53:41.640 Is that really rule number one? No? 0:53:41.840 --> 0:53:44.240 I just like rule number one is divide and conquer. 0:53:44.440 --> 0:53:46.640 Well, Rule number one is if the person you want 0:53:46.680 --> 0:53:49.960 to jump kill is suicidal, why you gotta get your 0:53:50.000 --> 0:53:52.279 hands one girl. 0:53:52.480 --> 0:53:54.600 And this is why I think you're so you're very smart. 0:53:55.239 --> 0:53:59.000 Continue well, my media of the week is speaking. 0:53:58.600 --> 0:54:01.960 Of the World Cup. I had were sounding like a voozilla. 0:54:03.960 --> 0:54:08.359 And sadly, sadly, Mexico did lose, but we made out 0:54:08.400 --> 0:54:12.239 of my butt while it was sounding like a vowela 0:54:12.320 --> 0:54:14.600 for Brazil, who also lost. 0:54:14.960 --> 0:54:17.799 It's just I'm sorry, and you know that that was 0:54:17.880 --> 0:54:22.000 actually like a very I interrupted you in a very 0:54:22.080 --> 0:54:25.440 violent way just now. I want to apologize because you 0:54:25.440 --> 0:54:25.800 were doing it. 0:54:25.920 --> 0:54:27.560 I think you don't have scary dreams tonight. 0:54:28.280 --> 0:54:31.480 I probably will every night. Actually I wake up from 0:54:31.480 --> 0:54:34.040 the night I wake. 0:54:34.280 --> 0:54:34.880 Up from tonight. 0:54:36.600 --> 0:54:40.560 Made you wake up her work up? Oh wait, we 0:54:40.560 --> 0:54:41.759 didn't finish the explanation. 0:54:42.320 --> 0:54:44.800 Oh yeah, Kai is just always drunk, so he always 0:54:44.840 --> 0:54:48.479 has crazy typos like sorry, sorry, we can't tell when. 0:54:48.360 --> 0:54:49.480 You're drunk or not anymore. 0:54:49.760 --> 0:54:52.359 Hold your glass up, all done? 0:54:53.760 --> 0:54:57.120 This was all pop off, all that plastic, the modicle 0:54:57.160 --> 0:55:00.120 that comes in a plastic bottle, and you know it's crazy. 0:55:00.600 --> 0:55:02.239 I don't even care if I feel better anymore. I 0:55:02.239 --> 0:55:03.080 just want to feel different. 0:55:03.200 --> 0:55:09.320 Mmmm. That's really sad. I'm sorry at. 0:55:09.200 --> 0:55:12.160 Some shit like a fourteen year old would say after 0:55:12.280 --> 0:55:15.719 like not smoking shit, I'm gonna be saying when I 0:55:15.760 --> 0:55:17.719 finally go on to tolerance break if I ever get back. 0:55:18.440 --> 0:55:25.680 I saw someone tweet saying, imagine being justin Bieber, like 0:55:25.840 --> 0:55:28.200 getting high as fuck on weed, like just smoking a 0:55:28.280 --> 0:55:32.279 joint and then like getting paranoid because there's fourteen year 0:55:32.280 --> 0:55:36.040 old girls literally cutting themselves because you smoke weed, and 0:55:36.080 --> 0:55:40.719 he's like smoking It's funny. Never ever, ever fucking put 0:55:40.760 --> 0:55:42.160 me in a situation, bro. 0:55:42.360 --> 0:55:45.480 Situations are happening every day that I've never partaken on this, and. 0:55:45.440 --> 0:55:48.720 Don't put me in one of them. 0:55:48.760 --> 0:55:57.680 My media, my media is morning dude, don't buy Beyonce. 0:55:58.440 --> 0:55:59.759 Oh you out? 0:56:00.200 --> 0:56:02.840 You know? You know. 0:56:03.080 --> 0:56:09.680 I watched Ciicario finally, trying to think if I watched Circario. Yeah, yeah, 0:56:09.680 --> 0:56:12.480 I watched that finally. It was fucking awesome, very good. 0:56:12.800 --> 0:56:15.280 I can't believe I've gotten this long without seeing it. 0:56:15.520 --> 0:56:19.080 Very frustrating. It's like it's like when I finally get 0:56:19.120 --> 0:56:22.560 on antidepressants and they actually work this time, and I'm 0:56:22.560 --> 0:56:26.200 going to be like cool, I wasted twenty three years 0:56:26.200 --> 0:56:27.320 of my life being depressed. 0:56:27.400 --> 0:56:28.120 Not a waste. 0:56:30.000 --> 0:56:32.600 I wasted eighteen years of my life being depressed. 0:56:34.960 --> 0:56:36.600 They'm gonna stop taking by prozac? 0:56:37.160 --> 0:56:39.120 No, do not do do not do that. 0:56:40.000 --> 0:56:43.040 Oh so everybody thinks I'm evil without my prosac No, 0:56:43.120 --> 0:56:45.719 they didn't say that. No died. No, I was dude. 0:56:45.719 --> 0:56:47.400 I was fucking insane. That was crazy. 0:56:49.000 --> 0:56:49.960 Maybe you still are. 0:56:50.120 --> 0:56:51.960 I know I I And that's that's why I'm saying 0:56:52.000 --> 0:56:55.200 that's insane. Like that's the craziest part. The craziest part 0:56:55.280 --> 0:56:56.480 is like, oh, I'm. 0:56:56.360 --> 0:57:00.640 I'm sick here here like now I can just control 0:57:00.960 --> 0:57:03.080 things a bit better and I can see I'm like, Okay, 0:57:03.120 --> 0:57:04.520 that's like, don't what like. 0:57:04.600 --> 0:57:07.680 The soft box right here would be nice for yourself, 0:57:07.760 --> 0:57:08.360 like a blow. 0:57:08.520 --> 0:57:09.400 Don't call any of that. 0:57:10.920 --> 0:57:13.680 I wasn't talking about. I wasn't talking about any of 0:57:13.680 --> 0:57:14.320 his clums. 0:57:14.200 --> 0:57:15.640 Soft box, your loose box. 0:57:16.520 --> 0:57:19.920 Oh I'm hard pull and I have a tight little 0:57:20.360 --> 0:57:21.240 ballue knot. 0:57:21.640 --> 0:57:26.640 Kay has a tight little fucking bussy. Hairy bussy. 0:57:27.520 --> 0:57:30.560 I literally hate the idea of men's like but hairic. 0:57:32.560 --> 0:57:33.600 Bye guys, love you 0:57:57.640 --> 0:57:57.680 M