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Speaker 1: Hi, Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.

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Speaker 2: Today. We actually have a really interesting set of topics

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Speaker 2: we plan on going over. We're gonna start with bug bites.

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Speaker 2: Has the biggest bug bite?

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Speaker 3: Who in the room has the biggest bug bite? Oh

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Speaker 3: my god, I actually did kill a huge fucking spider

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Speaker 3: in my room, which if I have any photos I'll insert.

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Speaker 3: But while I was in Italy, I was sleeping with

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Speaker 3: the biggest, baddest bug in town, like, and he was

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Speaker 3: eating me.

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Speaker 4: He's digging it.

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Speaker 2: And at first I thought I had mosquito bites, and

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Speaker 2: then in like pictures.

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Speaker 4: They're tiny.

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Speaker 3: My boobs are much more like if you had a

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Speaker 3: box of cake mix and you were home alone and

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Speaker 3: you're like, fuck, I don't want to make this whole cake.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna but

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Speaker 3: it's a cake mix that has the icing like in

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Speaker 3: the packet, like a macaroni and cheese packet. So you

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Speaker 3: like make half the batter half everything, and then you

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Speaker 3: go to squeeze some of the icing out, but you

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Speaker 3: don't use all of it, and then you squish all

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Speaker 3: the icing back down to the bottom.

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Speaker 2: Really gross boob.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you squeeze all of the frosting back to

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Speaker 3: the bottom to save the rest of it, and then

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Speaker 3: you put that in the fridge, and then you know

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Speaker 3: when the milk and the or the water releases from

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Speaker 3: it the moisture, and then it's just like a dry

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Speaker 3: pound of like weird pudding. And then it's the milk

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Speaker 3: that's kind of the texture and vibe my boots.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, laughing a little too hard at that.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm laughing because it's so un true. Your body's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Everyone knows that my body is a temple. I wouldn't

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Speaker 3: know because I paid top dollar for it. I spent

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Speaker 3: so much money. I spent so much money on like

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Speaker 3: injectibles and surgery less.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, like once you start, you can't stop. I

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Speaker 4: have both talks on my arm.

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Speaker 2: It's just everywhere. I gotta put it everywhere. I can't

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Speaker 2: even lie.

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Speaker 3: That is part of the reason why I don't interact

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Speaker 3: with anything from that world. I'm like, dude, I'd rather

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Speaker 3: bro what shall God render with this like body, Like

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Speaker 3: I'd rather leave it up to the hands of faith

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Speaker 3: in terms of what I'm going to look like than

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Speaker 3: ever know the like other end of like knowing how

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Speaker 3: easy it is to change something that you don't like

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Speaker 3: about yourself. I think delving into that is as crazy

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Speaker 3: as like a gambling addiction, because thing, you're literally getting

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Speaker 3: the same fucking hands.

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Speaker 4: It's blasphemy. Wait whatever, paying them for the poison. Yeah wait,

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Speaker 4: we're paying they feed us poison to sell us the cures.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 3: Also, though, now there's that really contagious and viral superviral

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Speaker 3: has going viral.

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Speaker 2: It's going so viral.

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Speaker 4: It's yeah, flat tummy tea essentially, it's.

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Speaker 2: God, it's Nature's flat tummy tea.

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Speaker 3: It's a diarrhea based sickness, which actually I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 3: diarrhea does kill a lot of people on ironically, because

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Speaker 3: it dehydrates the fuck out of you and people don't

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Speaker 3: realize how bad it can.

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Speaker 4: That's like what the mosquito disease like does like malaria,

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Speaker 4: it makes you like shit all your liquid out your ass,

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Speaker 4: and then that's what like trench.

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Speaker 2: Warfare, malaria is a pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Let me make sure malaria symptoms Like.

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Speaker 3: If psha Paide is named her baby malaria, we would

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Speaker 3: be like, it looks really good in script font think

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Speaker 3: about it.

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Speaker 5: My friend said, diarrhea if it wasn't for wet poop,

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Speaker 5: it would actually be a very beautiful name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it feels very destiny like.

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Speaker 4: And also I think like a name like mantis.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but.

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Speaker 3: It is kind of fine opals. Just first of all,

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Speaker 3: now it's Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. And also, guys, can a girl get married?

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Speaker 2: Can a girl get married in peace?

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Speaker 4: Well? That did not land, guys, I take that back,

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Speaker 4: It did not land.

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Speaker 3: Well did you did you see how quick I was

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Speaker 3: to do pre p R cleanup in case this viral

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Speaker 3: stomach bug turned into the thing that kills us all?

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Speaker 2: Remember y'all before you come at me, I said, I know.

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Speaker 4: Tips off, that's off, that's off. Yeah, that disease is

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Speaker 4: really fascinating. I think we should get tape. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 4: a huge, but let me see it.

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Speaker 5: No, it's like so it's like somebody hit it with

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Speaker 5: a hammer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, three guys, won hammer. You alas saw that video.

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Speaker 2: Of course, we gotta get me a little hammer. I

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Speaker 2: should know that's gonna be my halloween. You know that?

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Speaker 4: Of course? Eighty six thousand times. Actually we maybe asked

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Speaker 4: him that eighty five thousand.

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Speaker 2: I know I'm not getting guys. That came out of

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Speaker 2: my mouth.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, I've lived this moment so

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Speaker 3: many times in this one like that also.

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Speaker 5: His first straight guys go, you don't really get to

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Speaker 5: be more of an ally than me. Of course I

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Speaker 5: know that.

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Speaker 4: I agree. Me and Ky almost kissed when he was

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Speaker 4: walking out of the bathroom peeing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you ordered me.

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Speaker 5: You wouldn't let me go around you to get to

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Speaker 5: my seat, the way.

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Speaker 3: You feel about Orion, and I like, right here, at

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Speaker 3: some point, y'all are just gonna have to get married

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Speaker 3: and like, admit you're together and it's gonna have to

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Speaker 3: come with having sex. That's how I genuinely feel about

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Speaker 3: you and Cotton. Yeah, I think one day, I think

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Speaker 3: you guys are just gonna have to do it, just

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Speaker 3: to rip the band aid off.

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Speaker 4: It would be fun for me.

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Speaker 5: I have to crack.

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Speaker 4: At least it would be fun for me.

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Speaker 5: It would be horrible for me, but I would let

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Speaker 5: you do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see where you're coming from.

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Speaker 4: It would be hilarious.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it would be really funny.

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Speaker 4: It would be the ultimate bait.

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Speaker 5: Kai if somebody put a gun to both our heads

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Speaker 5: and I was like, you guys have to have you

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Speaker 5: needed rivalry like intimate missionary sex and you cannot laugh.

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Speaker 5: We would die.

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Speaker 4: Everyone in the world would die.

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Speaker 5: Everyone would die.

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Speaker 4: Everyone would die. Dude, looking at you that well.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait something I was.

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Speaker 3: The reason I was mentioning the gut disease is because

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Speaker 3: good news for everybody who eats processed food, because produce

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Speaker 3: is off the table because we don't know where it's

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Speaker 3: coming from.

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Speaker 5: Podcast.

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Speaker 4: That's why I'm surviving.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we're becoming a good current about podcast. By the ways,

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Speaker 2: off the runway.

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Speaker 5: Jers and wearing his hat sideways. Can you show the

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Speaker 5: camera just so they.

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Speaker 2: Can get all I am You're just not going to

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Speaker 2: mention it?

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Speaker 5: Well, you pull everything off like obviously you're so confident,

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Speaker 5: But Drew, you had it more before, like when I

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Speaker 5: walked very confident. Yeah, you guys comment down below if

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Speaker 5: you think this is okay, this is cute. This dude,

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Speaker 5: it's fucked up. It's disrespectful to everybody in the room.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, our second topic of the day asked a questions.

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Speaker 4: We didn't talk about the bug bites.

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Speaker 2: Oh we did it?

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Speaker 4: We did did we did it?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I can I can show photos here? Any photo from

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Speaker 3: Italy of me with my stomach out. I didn't want

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Speaker 3: to post because it literally I looked like I got

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Speaker 3: like just like bubbles.

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Speaker 4: I think I have the biggest bug bite right now?

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Speaker 2: Where is it?

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Speaker 4: I have three bug bites on my back mosquitoes.

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Speaker 2: No, mosquitoes don't really count as bug bites.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this episode is produced by your side. By the way,

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Speaker 5: he gave us a topic topic because you guys are

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Speaker 5: always saying, oh, you guys need topics, you need structure. Okay,

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Speaker 5: well here it is. Yeah, we're gonna they're gonna talk

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Speaker 5: about who has the big spug bye, and then Josiah

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Speaker 5: that we have to talk about who would be the

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Speaker 5: better uber driver.

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Speaker 4: And it would be me. I'm such a safe driver, no,

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Speaker 4: especially with other souls in the car.

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Speaker 2: Guess who did y'all hear who? Josie said, no, did you?

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Speaker 5: I did? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he said you, he said me.

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Speaker 4: I didn't even know that. I actually agree with that

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Speaker 4: I would be the best. I agree with that.

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Speaker 3: I'm very driver I don't want to have because I

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Speaker 3: can't stand and like y'all are both people I would hate.

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Speaker 4: Actually, no straight white man wins again.

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Speaker 3: Driving I think a handful of times a handful of

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Speaker 3: what You're like a whatever driver.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm a good driver.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're like too overly cautious.

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Speaker 4: No he's not.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm not. You've been in the car with me,

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Speaker 5: and I'm kind.

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Speaker 2: Of like reckless as far what am I?

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Speaker 5: What am I giving?

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Speaker 4: You're giving? Like you know when those dudes like cut

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Speaker 4: up in traffic, like in the BMW's and they like

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Speaker 4: kind of crashed the cars. You're giving that but safe.

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Speaker 4: You're my everything big. I think I would my nothing

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Speaker 4: burger and my everything bagel.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. No, I'm your everything.

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Speaker 4: Burger, know everything bagelill I.

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Speaker 3: Want to be your everything burger, Like I want the burger.

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Speaker 3: You know you get like a cheeseburger, kai cheeseburger. I'm

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Speaker 3: the everything burger.

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Speaker 5: Cheeseburgers are good people like this.

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Speaker 3: I love a cheeseburger. But like I'm I'm upper echelon,

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Speaker 3: like you dress me up. You can't send me out

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Speaker 3: there naked like that, dilized, like I am the burger

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Speaker 3: they're shooting for the commercial. You're the burger, but I'm

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Speaker 3: the gay berger. What the fuck, I'm the gay burger.

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Speaker 5: That's the top three most hurtful things anyone's ever said

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Speaker 5: to me. Drew is animal fries. Yes, thank you, Anya.

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Speaker 5: Look look how affection should just Drew's my animal fries.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. I'm like, secret menu.

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Speaker 3: Because you're so messy, because.

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Speaker 2: You taste like nothing.

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Speaker 4: How can you make everything hateful?

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Speaker 2: Is a super power?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I had. I walked into the living room today.

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Speaker 2: I feel like nobody was really face with this.

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Speaker 4: No, we can see your face.

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Speaker 2: I feel like my whole face you're.

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Speaker 4: Hidden behind the mic. I walked into the living room today.

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Speaker 4: I put this outfit on. I felt really cute. I

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Speaker 4: was like, wait, this is.

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Speaker 2: A cute outfit.

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Speaker 4: It's like I wouldn't I like it.

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Speaker 2: It's good, Okay, keep going because.

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Speaker 4: I would wear this out like I would like go

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Speaker 4: I'm standing there and you just looks at me, and

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Speaker 4: she says, is that what you're wearing on the podcast?

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Speaker 4: Yes you did. I will go and grab Joe Sidry.

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Speaker 3: Anybody watching Love Island. By the way, I feel like

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Speaker 3: Jennifer right now. So I'm actually or Jen. Let me not,

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Speaker 3: let me not use her full government name. That's her

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Speaker 3: GUV name. Your gout, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Jen, I'm Gout. There's one's names as gout maybe, yeah,

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Speaker 4: gout like the foot disease.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he works at a coffee shop in Venice.

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Speaker 4: Oh work? Is it the one that looks like me?

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Speaker 2: And his name is Goal but it's pronounced goal gal.

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Speaker 2: I don't know this.

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Speaker 3: That's one of those things where sometimes like names like

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Speaker 4: Up, name being gout. You know what gout is, right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Gow.

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Speaker 3: It's like that's what the fucking hose and the UK

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Speaker 3: we're dying of. It's like it eats up your.

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Speaker 2: Body from the foot up pretty much, okay, making all

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Speaker 2: those funky faces keep talking about this fucking thing.

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Speaker 4: Well, there's nothing else to say, and you like shaded

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Speaker 4: the funk out of me.

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Speaker 2: I caught a crazy I said, is that what you're

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Speaker 4: No, you did not say it like that, she said,

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Speaker 4: she said, is that what you're wearing on the episode?

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Speaker 2: I probably said, like, oh, is that what you're wearing?

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Speaker 4: You're emphasizing the wrong word.

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Speaker 2: Is that what you're wearing on the episode?

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Speaker 4: No, no, see what you're wearing.

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Speaker 2: I'm not putting all that energy.

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Speaker 4: So it's crazy. You can change like an entire sentence

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Speaker 4: with the annunciation, is that what you're wearing? Is that

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Speaker 2: Let me not laugh too bad.

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Speaker 3: Because the phonic related lessons that are missing right now,

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Speaker 3: and that's why no one could say anything like is.

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Speaker 4: That what you're wearing? Period?

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Speaker 2: I didn't say it in a rude way. I like

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Speaker 2: your outfits, giving very mad happy shoes bit like, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: I love it. I love it, but I wouldn't personally

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Speaker 3: See because personally right now, I'm just speaking from a

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't wear this outfit out, and especially if I

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Speaker 3: I gave a fuck.

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Speaker 4: That was a little too hard. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is it felt good?

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Speaker 3: It kind of felt like you know those videos where

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Speaker 3: they put like they literally have people hanging from their

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Speaker 3: necks workout studio. No leave it dented, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: leave the marks of when when you left.

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Speaker 4: Of whence you left me of when you left?

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Speaker 2: What was I saying?

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Speaker 4: You were just literally being mean about?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I think it's really good. You look cool.

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Speaker 2: It's a good outfit. I'm just saying, like, can you

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Speaker 5: Should be doing like as in this outfit too, because

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Speaker 5: I don't know if they saw that.

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Speaker 3: Okay you No, no, you need to tuck in your

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Speaker 3: and when I asked the question, no no, and your

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Speaker 3: pants were pulled out more and your shirt was hella

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Speaker 3: was like, well, yeah, why is your shirt all?

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Speaker 4: That was an accident? Well, I just pissed right now.

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Speaker 2: If I was showing somebody my showing off my outfit

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Speaker 4: I was not doing that. I just came in to

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Speaker 4: talk like I feel like.

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Speaker 2: Jin Jen Jen love Island bibs. Same fucking thing, very different,

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Speaker 2: very very different. Character doesn't exist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish I'll knew about it so I could

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Speaker 3: talk more about it, because that's kind of all I

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Speaker 4: About is talk about it.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not as fun to talk about guys who

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Speaker 3: know nothing about Love Island. It's very different a gorgeous

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Speaker 3: woman staring at you because she doesn't know anything about basketball.

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Speaker 2: You can only beg for so much to have two

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Speaker 2: white guys in an underlit corner with an iPhone on

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Speaker 2: a tripod on the table in front of him.

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Speaker 5: I was going to ask about that. Could we get

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Speaker 5: some lighting just to like it up a little bit

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Speaker 5: over him?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: We jos you up up a little you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, i'd also. You guys are in makeup for three

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Speaker 5: hours before episodes. Can I get something it's like it's prosthetics.

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Speaker 2: Baby, Yeah, we would. I think it would cost too

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Speaker 2: much for what to make you look like. There's even

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Speaker 2: work that's.

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Speaker 4: You just do like a little touch.

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Speaker 2: Oh did y'all see that building in Manhattan that was buckling?

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Speaker 4: Mm hmm, No, I didn't see the hat is buckling. Well,

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say, and that's the episode I should.

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Speaker 5: We do media?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Right, what were you gonna say that my body's buckling

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Speaker 5: under like my boat?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say they it's because you took it uper

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Speaker 2: helicopter to the top of that building, and when they

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Speaker 2: dropped you down the building, it found buckled under pressure.

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Speaker 4: Oh time, he made sure to grab his cup of

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Speaker 4: vodka though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he can't, he can't go anything there, made sure.

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Speaker 4: To grab the vodka vodkas?

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Speaker 5: Is it okay that I drink all the time?

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Speaker 2: And I started to honestly, it's your personal journey, Like,

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Speaker 2: I'm not want to judge.

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Speaker 4: I think everyone should be doing heroin and drinking all

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Speaker 4: the time. Yeah, oh I want heroin.

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Speaker 3: Should all of us start drinking every day for like

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Speaker 3: twenty one day straight like an obscene amount, and then

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Speaker 3: tell no medical professionals about it or see what happens.

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Speaker 5: Wait, did we talk about the girl on TikTok that

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Speaker 5: was doing the drinking bender challenge?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I didn't. I have heard it.

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Speaker 2: We talked about it, but I saw it.

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Speaker 4: Wait, I need to know what this is.

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Speaker 5: It was a girl, I think it was like a

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Speaker 5: month ago, and she was doing a challenge to drink

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Speaker 5: every day.

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Speaker 4: That's sad.

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Speaker 5: And she got to the end and she was like,

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Speaker 5: I actually think I'm just gonna do another like ten days.

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Speaker 2: I actually feel better and actually literally and then I

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Speaker 2: was just on her to talk and she stopped drinking again,

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Speaker 2: and I think it went for ten days like she

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Speaker 2: was gonna do hard seventy five to balance it out,

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Speaker 2: and then on day eleven she went.

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Speaker 4: Back to, Oh, it's like the hard seven the easy

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Speaker 4: seventy five. Let's make that a thing, you know, the

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Speaker 4: hard seventy five or easy you know, the hard seventy

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Speaker 4: five where you have to have a boner for seventy

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Speaker 4: five days.

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Speaker 5: No, that's not that's not what it is.

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Speaker 4: So I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

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Speaker 5: Are you serious? How many days have you had a boner?

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Speaker 4: Fourteen?

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Speaker 5: That's have you been stuff?

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Speaker 4: Uh saline and viagra or cialis. But I started to

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Speaker 4: see blue. My picion is just blue.

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Speaker 2: Everything is blue. Wait? Is that what Halsey was doing

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Speaker 2: when she.

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Speaker 4: Wrote that, Yes, she was taking a bunch of viagra.

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Speaker 4: You know that is literally a symptom that happened to

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Speaker 4: me one time I took a viagra. Yeah, I took

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Speaker 4: I was gonna have performance anxiety. So I took half

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Speaker 4: of a viagra and the drive over my vision turned

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Speaker 4: blue and went to the dentist. She was doing on

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Speaker 4: my teeth. She took all of them.

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Speaker 2: Well, who do you.

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Speaker 4: She took all my teeth? No, she was like flossing

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Speaker 4: my ship and like she's really like it's really like

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Speaker 4: she's really mean to me, but like in like a

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Speaker 4: sweet way. Yeah, a couple times, and every time she

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Speaker 4: she's like, oh, yeah, I remember da da da My

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Speaker 4: And she's like tools up in my mouth. I can't speak,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like oh, and I just like said something

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Speaker 4: going hard, and then she stopped, no, literally, and then

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Speaker 4: taking any medications? And I was like finasht nam innoxidale.

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Speaker 4: And then she was like, oh, that's for your hair, right,

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Speaker 4: and I was like yeah, and she was like, well,

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Speaker 4: I was asking because you have the bloodiest gums I've

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Speaker 4: you're literally cutting me right now, like it hurts so bad,

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Speaker 4: Like I was like wincing. I never winced. And like, also,

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Speaker 4: like right before I got told that going to the

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Speaker 4: dentist is just them scratching your bones with metal picks.

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Speaker 4: And that is the most haunting thing I've ever heard.

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Speaker 4: I just watched Kai do a recording check and it

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Speaker 4: was really sexy. It was like it was sexy. It

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Speaker 4: was like when the lifeguards are like doing that like

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Speaker 5: Yeah you feel safe right now, huh, not me talking

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Speaker 5: you through it.

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Speaker 4: I got y'all.

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Speaker 3: Well, I am gonna admit that I have not been

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Speaker 3: to the dentists in like a really long time. I

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Speaker 3: no cabvities, no cavities.

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Speaker 5: Wait, you should flystroue, you should I do fly.

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Speaker 2: He does not flass. She does not fly. He does not.

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Speaker 3: He does not fly. He barely brushes his teeth after

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Speaker 3: that fucking post. The tits the bottom of it, so it.

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Speaker 4: Not put that allegation on me mother, because you are

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Speaker 4: dead asleep by the time I'm eating.

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Speaker 2: I will admit, yeah, I usually am asleep before you eat.

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Speaker 4: But I have beautiful teeth, beautiful no cavities. If I

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Speaker 4: didn't brush my teeth, I wouldn't have cavities.

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Speaker 2: I have never been to a dentist. I haven't been

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Speaker 3: This is bad, but I I am like, I'm actually

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Speaker 3: o d about my like picking in my mouth and like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: my teeth.

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Speaker 2: I've been told I was a kid. I like, I.

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Speaker 4: Yep, just as I thought, mm hmm, yeah, I knew it.

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Speaker 4: I fucking knew it. I knew it.

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Speaker 2: Fuck.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I over brushed my teeth. But I don't

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Speaker 3: do that as much now that I've had perzact. But

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Speaker 3: it actually used to be really I used to brush

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00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 3: my teeth after like even just drinking water a.

449
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 2: Few times because I used to think that I was

450
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 2: putting the germs in my mouth back into my cup.

451
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 4: Hum and bottles too, bottles bottles like you know, like a.

452
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 2: Uh smaller bottle of soda.

453
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 4: Yeah.

454
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,480
Speaker 2: I never used to put those back in the fridge

455
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,679
Speaker 2: because I was like, well, if I don't finish it now,

456
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,359
Speaker 2: It's gonna explode with bacteria. It would basically be a

457
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 2: nuke from my stomach and kill me. Yes, if I

458
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,560
Speaker 2: put it back in the fridge. Yes, is that true?

459
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:39,159
Speaker 4: No? I honestly like, it doesn't seem like easy for

460
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 4: bacteria to growing.

461
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 2: Like, what are the dynamicies of that?

462
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:46,679
Speaker 4: I've been the family dynamicies of the BACTERIAI.

463
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:47,919
Speaker 2: No.

464
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,159
Speaker 4: Last night, me and Enya slept through a fire alarm

465
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:55,280
Speaker 4: that was going off from god knows when till Josh

466
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 4: got home.

467
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna admit something, I was not yet, so

468
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,399
Speaker 2: I did get up, but Rain had left, I had

469
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 2: gotten in bed. I was like falling asleep. It went off.

470
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,119
Speaker 3: It went off first, and then I stood up, and

471
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 3: by the time I stood up, it stopped going. I

472
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 3: was like, okay, maybe it's done. And I knew you

473
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 3: were asleep, so I was like, and I was listening.

474
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,919
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, that didn't wake him up, and

475
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,159
Speaker 3: then it went off again, and I immediately got up

476
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 3: and sorted to go over to that side of the house.

477
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 2: But I literally got scared.

478
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 3: You guys, I was like, oh my god, someone is

479
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,679
Speaker 3: definitely hiding in one of those rooms and putting smoke

480
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 3: up to that detector so I could come in.

481
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Speaker 4: There and girl, wait, what is it? I need to

482
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 4: stop smoking with paranoid people, Like, what do you mean

483
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 4: is that Michael Jackson? What do you mean Yoji yamamotos

484
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 4: What do you mean that's Yoji yo Yoji Yamamoto maquinner? Okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

485
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 2: Did sleep through it, and then I woke up. I

486
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 2: had a fucking panic attack and came and slept it.

487
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 2: Mama's bad.

488
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a full blown melt down at like

489
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 4: two thirty in the morning. But I woke up because

490
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 4: I was having like the worst nightmare of my life

491
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 4: that I actually can't even talk about. I can't talk

492
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 4: about it. No, it was so bad, dude.

493
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Speaker 3: I used to have such bad nightmares, but now because

494
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 3: I smoked so much weed, I don't have any more dreams.

495
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 2: And that's okay, because most of my dreams are nightmares.

496
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 2: And I've said that even before I started smoking weed.

497
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

498
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 2: Also, so there's there. Yeah, there's too much of my

499
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 2: brain to avoid.

500
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 4: I took half of a xanax last night.

501
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 5: Did it feel good?

502
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,199
Speaker 4: It literally felt so good. I'm not even kidding it literally,

503
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 4: and then we went to bed. Yeah, it felt really awesome.

504
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 4: I actually like stayed up for another couple hours. And

505
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 4: what Yeah, since I charged my fitbit, I got my

506
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 4: sleep score and I'm averaging like in ninety one. Sometimes

507
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 4: I dipped to like an eighty. If I don't get

508
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:06,239
Speaker 4: seven hours whatever, bitch, Wait, you stayed up. Yeah, I

509
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 4: stayed up. I freaked out till like four in the morning.

510
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 2: Oh that sucks.

511
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I didn't really need it. I just

512
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 3: took the other half because I was like, well, don't

513
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 3: go put that back in there. I need to go

514
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 3: back to it. Because also, all of this happened because

515
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 3: I had drank. I don't drink as much coffee as

516
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 3: I used to, and I used to be one of

517
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 3: those people who would say caffeine doesn't affect me, but

518
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 3: it fully fucking does. So I tried not to have

519
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 3: them late. But that night rain was over and we

520
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 3: wanted to play video games, so I drink a latte.

521
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 3: So I had just taken my two milligram of melatone

522
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 3: in before the fire alarm started going off. And that's

523
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 3: also what made me so freaked out. When I went

524
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 3: downstairs to go and try and turn it off because

525
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 3: I was like at that point of melotone and induced

526
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 3: em where I genuinely thought I was in a dream.

527
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 3: And then I didn't know if Josh was still home.

528
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,159
Speaker 3: And then I was like, wait, did I put on

529
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 3: the alarm before I went to sleep? And I was like,

530
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 3: I haven't seen Drew for five hours, Like what if

531
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 3: they already killed Drew? Like I literally started scaring myself.

532
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 3: So I went back up to my bed because I

533
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 3: was like, Okay, I'm still a little bit sleepy that

534
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,959
Speaker 3: I could fall back asleep and get I'd rather get

535
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 3: killed in my sleep.

536
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 5: Mmm.

537
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 4: No, I literally like last night I was thinking about it.

538
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 4: I was like, it would be awesome to die in

539
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 4: my sleep.

540
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 2: God forbid, God forbid, God.

541
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 4: Forbid, God willing?

542
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 2: What was I saying that type of time? But like

543
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,439
Speaker 2: I would love to die like old age.

544
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 4: I was just telling Josiah that. Today I was like,

545
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 4: I'm tired of this, Like I want to die at

546
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 4: sixty five. I want to die at seventy five, Like

547
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 4: I don't want to ship at that black so long,

548
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 4: Like the local news is coming to my Fuck, y'all

549
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 4: are going to be wiping your kids your kids are

550
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 4: going to be wiping my ass like my soggy fucking

551
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 4: loose ran through me and Ya on the fourth did

552
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,959
Speaker 4: discuss that we're gonna get our She's going to get

553
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 4: her eggs frozen. Yeah, I need to, and then I'm

554
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 4: going to take one out.

555
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 2: They see.

556
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 4: I'm never going to do you want to ask us

557
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 4: a question?

558
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 3: I'm also scared of the doctor because I'm scared Perian.

559
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 5: Don't be Okay, I'll see you has a question. Because

560
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 5: it's a podcast, so we have to talk about it's

561
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 5: a podcast, so we should we Well, no, we're we're

562
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 5: doing a podcast. We're on episode two hundred and forty seven.

563
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 2: But we live here.

564
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:22,360
Speaker 4: It digs Oh wait, oh my god, debut debut.

565
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, sit seven, my chitty, my chitty, see seven, my

566
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 3: chitty seven.

567
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 4: Also this squeak.

568
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 5: Dead silent.

569
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 2: I really love this shirt because it looks like the

570
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 2: cafe packaging.

571
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 4: Okay, I thought you're going to say something hateful. Oh

572
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 4: my gosh, I just said. It's like when Josiah comes

573
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 4: up to me, like I flinch because I think he's

574
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 4: about to like hit me or bite me or pinch

575
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 4: me or tickle me. It's like anytime you say anything,

576
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 4: why did you.

577
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 2: Add on those other things? You just wanted to say

578
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: hit me? Be true? Sure he hits me, and that's

579
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 2: okay because you deserve it.

580
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 4: I was saying something earlier.

581
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 5: You were saying something very smart.

582
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 2: Wait, you were going to ask a question now.

583
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I was gonna ask you as a question, Yeah,

584
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 5: would you rather hook up with You have to hook

585
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 5: up as one of your parents. You can choose which

586
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 5: doesn't matter, or you have to check off with poop

587
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 5: from a guy that with poop from the guy that

588
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 5: ate glass. It's the glasses all No, it's in little

589
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 5: shards in his we're talking like fiberglass. No, we're talking

590
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 5: glass from like like a normal glass.

591
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 2: Why do you say fiberglass would be I think, oh

592
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 2: yeah that would suck.

593
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 5: But glass.

594
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 4: I'm talking to my mom.

595
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 5: Really, that's fucked up.

596
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 2: I'm killing myself bo.

597
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 5: And yeah, that's the secret. Third thing. Every single time you.

598
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 3: Like no one, I'm not kidding hypotheticals, you could break

599
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 3: them because you could just kill yourself, because there's no

600
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 3: world where you could saw me from killing myself.

601
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 2: And I actually that's what I want to do. That's

602
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 2: what I'm going to do.

603
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 4: And I'm not joking. I think that is like a

604
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 4: sign of autism. Like, I'm not joking. I think like

605
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 4: not being able to understand hypotheticals is like a sign

606
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 4: that you're like leaning a little far on the spectrum.

607
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 4: That's not no no, no, no no no no, that's

608
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 4: a thing. That's a thing.

609
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 5: Okay. What I think that's a sign of is your genius,

610
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,479
Speaker 5: because that's how Steve Jobs would think, here we go,

611
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 5: there's no nothing.

612
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 4: Is what's the difference?

613
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 3: How many episodes two hundred and.

614
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 4: Six in someone who's autistic?

615
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 2: I mean that's my take.

616
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 4: Spectrum people on the spectrum not being able to understand hypotheticals.

617
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: Hypotheticals are just like also a waste of time.

618
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 4: Autistic individuals often struggle with hypothetical scenarios because they tend

619
00:28:55,080 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 4: to process language that's not it and rely on concrete reasoning,

620
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 4: making abstract what if questions confusing instead of the ability

621
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 4: inability to imagine it is an executive functioning difference, requiring structured,

622
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 4: step by step information to grasp.

623
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah.

624
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 4: I take that back. Context blindness, literal thinking. Autistic brains

625
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 4: generally understand language exactly as it is stated, rather than

626
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 4: how it might be implied.

627
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: Well, I think that America is getting its karma kiss

628
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 2: for the two hundred and fiftieth year, and I need

629
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 2: somebody to interview the guy who parachuted down.

630
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 4: It's literally the best video of all time. Insert yeah,

631
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 4: literally someone to interview him. Is exactly what it feels

632
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 4: like America's going through. And then this stage falling on

633
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 4: those dancers.

634
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, almost fucking killing someone.

635
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 4: What's crazy is it's so white trash.

636
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: Any of those events are catastrophic or like life changing enough.

637
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 2: For instance, that guy crashing with that parachute. Do you think,

638
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 2: even beyond his own wish for it, he may have

639
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 2: some sort of PTSD response where he is then fully

640
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 2: liberal because like he was covered in the flag head

641
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 2: to toe.

642
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 4: Can I derail the conversation for one second before I

643
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 4: forget it? Yeah, gay guy pt yas D. Okay, you

644
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 4: know what?

645
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 2: Thank you for asking?

646
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, PTOs D. Gay guy who goes through a traumatic

647
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 4: event has PTOs D.

648
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 2: Wait, but it wouldn't be PTS. Don't think about it.

649
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 4: Well, there's four s's in yas one of those.

650
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 5: Is it official amount of vests? So he would have

651
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 5: a PTSD response making it.

652
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 2: Like the American flag.

653
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 3: Because it happened on the fourth of July, it was

654
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 3: on like a huge like especially for the right wing.

655
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 3: They were like like this was literally their met Gala,

656
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 3: Like they thought they were about to be given their

657
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 3: personal met Gala and they got given poop and crap

658
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 3: out of the But Grammy's twenty twenty five. Wow, that's

659
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 3: what they got given. You don't get the Grammys? Do

660
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 3: you want he hit the Grams?

661
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 5: She hits sir, Mmm, was that a Sydney Sweety impression?

662
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 4: I'm serious, No, it wasn't.

663
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 5: I was just wondering because I was like, is that

664
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 5: something that she said, because it sounded like did I go.

665
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 2: To the comedy club tonight? Put my hand?

666
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 5: Yes, Oh my god, them calling your name and it's

667
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 5: your silhouette at like the back door and she'll see

668
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 5: the hat.

669
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 4: And it's just impression impressions.

670
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 5: So sad that we never got the opportunity for one

671
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 5: of like the DJ shows, is you being introduced as

672
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 5: like a special guest DJ and then it's your silhouette

673
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 5: on a sheet.

674
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 4: With didn't we were trying to like that, We were.

675
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 5: Trying to we just have the budget.

676
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have the contract. We have the contact for

677
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 2: the people who callucate the budget. Maybe we callucate for

678
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 2: the budget. We do a lot of allocating.

679
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 4: We're allocating. If we just allocate, we.

680
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 2: Just put our minds to it. We allocate.

681
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 4: We didn't keep allocating towards the budget. Bro, if the

682
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 4: budget is allocated, if I had not.

683
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 2: Fucked up at a bar and I was a pathological

684
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 2: liar and I needed to lie to financiers and ship,

685
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 2: that's how I would get gone. That's the thing is,

686
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 2: we got to take the budget allocated for different things.

687
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 4: Tipping the hat period period. Well yeah, well I love

688
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 4: the way you just apperiod. I was actually I woke

689
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 4: up in someone else's house. I woke up in someone

690
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 4: else's bed.

691
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 2: Dude, I can't believe James Charles really his last Like.

692
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 4: Why did that remind you of James Charles?

693
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 2: Because it was like a weird gay guy.

694
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 5: A weird gay guy.

695
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 4: Wow, some gay people.

696
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 2: And that's why I had to put weird in front

697
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 2: of him.

698
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

699
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 2: It's not just any like for who gay was weird?

700
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 4: And yeah that was fucked up?

701
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 5: Drew, Are you okay?

702
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 4: What she has me picking up my thumb again. I'm bleeding.

703
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 2: I remind you of the girls high school?

704
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 4: What I forgot what I was saying, dude, James Charles, Oh.

705
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 2: I can't believe. And it's like doomsday.

706
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 3: Preparation of getting Houston as a like reoccurring pedophile was

707
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,959
Speaker 3: to try to launch a pop career.

708
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 2: Map company, but it didn't work. After you've been a

709
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 2: makeup artist for a decade. The pop star bien is.

710
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 4: Not it is not going to activate baby. And also, like.

711
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 2: I'm just really finals are acting right.

712
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 4: Like pop star career starting.

713
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 2: It's when I dropped that sequel. I know if y'all

714
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 2: got my back.

715
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 4: In your heads, zero fans would be dead.

716
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 2: Are going to the moon? Oh my gosh. I really

717
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 2: hope I got in.

718
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 4: I know what are we gonna do if we didn't?

719
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 4: What are we gonna do if we don't get in?

720
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 2: I might kill myself?

721
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too done?

722
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 2: Look out for that.

723
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 4: Okay, another question.

724
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 5: Another question, did you guys vote for?

725
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: I didn't vote.

726
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 4: I actually didn't vote this year. It's too confusing.

727
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 2: I felt sick.

728
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 4: I didn't like either of them.

729
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 2: I was feeling very conflicted. I was feeling very conflicted

730
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 2: by the two oppossessions.

731
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 4: No, I voted for Hillary.

732
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 3: Dude, do you all think people are going to vote

733
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 3: for the midterms? Are people too busy like being enchanted

734
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 3: by the world.

735
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 4: They should be called like the tier, Yeah, the top

736
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 4: the top tier cookie terms because midterms is like, that's

737
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,760
Speaker 4: mid ye for the kids.

738
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 5: I actually forgot that we all voted for Kamala because

739
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 5: I was thinking about I was driving today thinking about

740
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 5: the election. I was like, Oh, it was Biden versus Trump.

741
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 5: I completely forgot that. That's like who ended upvoting.

742
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 3: Also because the second, like the second she lost and

743
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 3: the second he got into office, like this was the

744
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 3: term he was going to do the jump drive ship

745
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 3: for all the ship he laid out, so there wasn't

746
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 3: even a second. Yeah, there was, like, I think, less

747
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 3: than like in the first ninety days.

748
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 2: He had so much shit going on. We barely had

749
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 2: time to fucking mourn the fact that life is gonna crumble.

750
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 2: And you know what, I'm happy, I ironically, I'm happy

751
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 2: her life was in the way that she just got

752
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 2: to get that book deal and go the fuck.

753
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 4: Yeah she she and she vanished, Yeah she vanished.

754
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, where did she go?

755
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 4: I don't know.

756
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is how you guys should take not that

757
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 3: are you guys are nignaped and I'm already home, so

758
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 3: don't even turn that back on me.

759
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 2: I've come in love from my own. Yeah, I know.

760
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 5: Another question, dude, Let me think of one. Talk about

761
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 5: the meme that you're gonna bring up, and then I'll

762
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 5: come up with.

763
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 4: A really good Oh my god.

764
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 5: Also, Drew, I'm wondering, what is the green thing on

765
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 5: your chair? What is that? Can I see it? Can

766
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 5: I look at it?

767
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 4: This?

768
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 5: Yeah? I was just can I look at that?

769
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,240
Speaker 4: It's cat urine, It's cat piss.

770
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 2: It actually makes you feel very good, only for three seconds, though,

771
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 2: then you're gonna feel the worst you've ever for the

772
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 2: rest of your.

773
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 4: Life, you know, and you already hit it. Good luck.

774
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I know this meme is like

775
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 4: washed as fuck, but I really love it. It's like

776
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 4: it's it's resonating with me. He's trying to ignore it.

777
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 3: I think if I found weed in my kid's room,

778
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 3: I would just incite and plant the fear of a

779
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 3: greenow and pure psychosis in paranoia, and I'm just gonna

780
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 3: I would just be like, dude, I know it might

781
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 3: be fun right now, but it gets so fucking scary

782
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 3: after a few times, it starts to feel fucked up.

783
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 4: I was gonna say that if I founded in my

784
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 4: kid's room, i'd nap him up and say, you're fucking lit, bro,

785
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 4: that's sick. Yeah, I'm the cool dad.

786
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 5: That's me as a dad too, We're the cool dad.

787
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 4: If I found weed in my i'd smoke with him.

788
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 3: If I found weed to my daughter's room, I would

789
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 3: go to the dispensary. I would first smoke what she

790
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 3: had and be like, hmm, okay, I think this is

791
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 3: leaning hybrid if I know her, Yeah, And then I

792
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 3: would go and I would like buy a bunch of

793
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 3: things and she'd get back and it'd be like one

794
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 3: of those like bundle like baskets for you. Yeah yeah,

795
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 3: but with like like stuff like little snacks and stuff.

796
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 3: And then if I caught my son with weed in

797
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 3: his room, I would call an uber pool and then

798
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 3: have it take him to the police station.

799
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 2: But I would put all the weed.

800
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 3: And you know that Sandy leang best she did with

801
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 3: all the pockets, yes, transparent one. At least put him

802
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 3: in a bit of an archive. Because this will be

803
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 3: like some ten years in the future, twelve fifteen years

804
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 3: in the future.

805
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 2: So then I would.

806
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 4: This smoking weed.

807
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 2: There's a four years bad piece of shit.

808
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 4: So what were we saying? Kids smoking weed? A bunch

809
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 4: of fucking bullshit?

810
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 2: Saying a whole bunch of bullshit. I I like that.

811
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 4: I went to the car wash. I had like a

812
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 4: very big day. I went to the dentist and went

813
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 4: to the car wash. And at the car wash, was

814
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 4: that today? No, this is two days ago. Okay, well, no,

815
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 4: I'm getting to the fun part.

816
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

817
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 4: I didn't even let me finish. Boys, if a girl

818
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 4: says I want you to come for me right now,

819
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 4: that means she's over it.

820
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: Okay, can you finish? What the fuck you were saying

821
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 2: your car water?

822
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 4: I don't know if I do want to talk about it.

823
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 5: I just thought, so, you're gonna tell us the most

824
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 5: boring normal shit ever.

825
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 4: No. I got cornered by a really scary person that

826
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 4: was dressing his wounds, and he was like kind of

827
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 4: yelling at me, and we were having a conversation. Rather,

828
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:29,720
Speaker 4: he was talking at me about a bunch of things,

829
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 4: very insane psychobabble, Like I couldn't follow anything. He was saying,

830
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 4: and it happened because I was sitting in the sun

831
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 4: and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna sit

832
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 4: in the shade, and I didn't realize that he was

833
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 4: a little loose screw loose in the head. And eventually

834
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 4: I keep I keep trying to get up and leave,

835
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 4: like I'm like I actually at one point I'm like, dude,

836
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 4: I have to take a piss, and he was like wait, wait, wait,

837
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 4: I'm almost done, almost done. And then eventually I see

838
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 4: my car pool around it just got washed. Are doing

839
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 4: that inside, and I'm like, hurry up, hurry up, like

840
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 4: I'm literally about to be attacked, because he starts getting

841
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 4: agro with me because I'm trying to leave. And then

842
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 4: eventually I'm like, oh, there's my car and he's like

843
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 4: it's not done. Your car's not done, and I was like, oh,

844
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 4: I have to I have to leave, and he's like

845
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 4: I forget what he said. After I have to leave,

846
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 4: but I kind of hustled to my car and then

847
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 4: the guy's like, oh, we're not done yet, and I

848
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 4: was like, oh, it's fine, I have to get out

849
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 4: of here. This dude follows behind apparently he's a regular

850
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 4: there and the guy washing my car is like, dude,

851
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 4: I told you you're not allowed to be here, Like

852
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 4: this isn't like just a hangout spot for you, And

853
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 4: then he starts getting really physical and aggressive with the

854
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 4: guy that was washing my car, and it was really

855
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 4: scary because that could have been me. He had wins,

856
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 4: he had like wound juice all down his arm.

857
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 3: Oh no, I saw a satellite video from like four wildfires.

858
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 2: Happening, and the top comment greened me out so bad

859
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 2: because I was like, I don't know if I'm miss

860
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 2: like reading or understanding the situation, but the top common

861
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: is but they don't have videos of UFOs like that

862
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 2: was the top the sixty two likes, and granted it's

863
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 2: not a very popular video, like how he.

864
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 3: Jumps like because they're you're seeing satellite images of an

865
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 3: active fire.

866
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,760
Speaker 4: I mean I kind of see his point, Loki.

867
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 5: I see his point. But then immediately I'm like, well,

868
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 5: they have advanced technology, so they can obviously they keep

869
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 5: their craft.

870
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 4: Say that word.

871
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 5: Again, not me talking you through it, Not me talking

872
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 5: you through it?

873
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:49,879
Speaker 4: Now you say obvious, Bulin, Right, Yeah, they can. They

874
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 4: have invisibility cloaks. Obviously, they have invisibility cloaks. They can

875
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 4: just like there, it's like mirrors facing down. So when

876
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 4: you're looking up, did.

877
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 2: You see them more In Salt Girl mob dance in? Mom?

878
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 4: Wait, what did you the Morton Salt Girl dance?

879
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 2: Dude?

880
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 3: I don't know why the Moreton Salt Company trying to

881
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 3: put on like a PR event in Kansas City of

882
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 3: all places.

883
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think that's where it started.

884
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 3: So they were like, yup, yup, where I was gonna

885
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 3: do our big one? And they had these girls, these

886
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 3: fucking dancers. I actually feel bad for them, show.

887
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 4: Up and like how old were they?

888
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 3: Like kind I'm assuming, like if not our age, like

889
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 3: a little younger maybe, But they had all these dancers,

890
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 3: and like Kansas City based influencers pull up to this

891
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 3: thing and they're like, Oh, we're doing this big event.

892
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 3: You're really gonna want to be there, And like they

893
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 3: said out this really dramatic emo being like we're gonna.

894
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: Do like esscentially be like we're gonna do our big one.

895
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 2: You don't want to miss it. It's gonna be a

896
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,720
Speaker 2: viral moment. Have your cameras out.

897
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 4: I mean, fierce is fierce, honey, She loves being the lead.

898
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 4: I sent it. Wait, why would they give them like

899
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 4: fake instruments?

900
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 2: I don't really.

901
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 4: This is actually scary.

902
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 2: This is like someone was allocating the budget.

903
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 4: The budget was allocated.

904
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 5: That's kind of like cockwork Orange.

905
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 2: But I think more in Salt company has been trying

906
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 2: to cover it up because there's girls who posted videos

907
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 2: from behind the scenes, and because if you were making

908
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 2: fun of it. They're having these.

909
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 3: Poor girls take down their fucking videos from this event

910
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 3: they were a part of. And like most of the

911
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 3: girls aren't even saying anything bad. It's just like random

912
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 3: videos they all did in like the locker room while

913
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 3: waiting before they had to, like I don't know, go

914
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 3: out this Union Square of CA in the city and

915
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 3: like stop around with fake guitars.

916
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 2: I really don't understand why the Morton girl would have

917
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,240
Speaker 2: a guitar.

918
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 4: I know, I don't get it. Did you all see

919
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 4: MK Ultra files are being spoken about in Congress.

920
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 5: I thought that was already astablished, that that was like

921
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 5: real eight is.

922
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 4: I think they're like trying to release the rest of

923
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 4: the files. Jesus, I thought of a cool script about

924
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 4: MK ultriump. I don't know what this is it's it's

925
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 4: a lot.

926
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 5: It's it was like the CIA. The CIA was giving

927
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 5: people LSD and it's all confirmed as real. They were

928
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 5: giving civilians LSD and making them go crazy and then

929
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 5: they would torture them. Also, maybe this there's this book

930
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 5: I forget it's about the CIA. Do you know what

931
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 5: I'm talking about?

932
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 4: I know exactly, I don't know the name.

933
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 5: I'm blanking on the name. But apparently I think maybe

934
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,919
Speaker 5: this is misinformation. I don't know, but I think the unbomber.

935
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 4: Was also ya Yah one of them.

936
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 5: But that's like a really nice information. We do love

937
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 5: to spread that. But I'm jchul Ultra is real. They

938
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 5: gave people drugs and that made them go crazy.

939
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 4: There's like this one story about this dude who worked

940
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 4: for the CIA and loved doing drugs and he was

941
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 4: just given a bunch of money and he was like

942
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 4: diagnosed sadist and they gave him a bunch of money,

943
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 4: clearance and immunity to like start a brothel. I think

944
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 4: he started like six brothels with a specific one. It

945
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 4: was like a hotel room and then a mirror on

946
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 4: the wall, but it was a see through room and

947
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 4: the brothel girls would dose the dude's drinks with LSD

948
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 4: and then he'd watch them freak the fuck out, and

949
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 4: he would kind of like have these girls torture him

950
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 4: and shit. Meanwhile, the whole time behind the mirror, he

951
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 4: is just snorting coke and heroin and like stealing money

952
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 4: and shit, and like it was literally pointless, completely and

953
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 4: utterly pointless. Like they didn't have any scientific data to

954
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 4: take from it. It literally like that is what he

955
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 4: said in his final report, is like nothing from it.

956
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 4: And then he wrote a letter like after he was

957
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 4: long retired into the CIA, and was like he said

958
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 4: some really creepy shit, and it was just like, where

959
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 4: else or when else would I have ever been able

960
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 4: to like pillage, maime, kill, torture and snort as much

961
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 4: shit as I did with the total immunity from the

962
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 4: US government. It was fucking crazy.

963
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 2: Did people like that. I'm just like, oh my gosh,

964
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 2: if we lived in my country'd be awesome because I

965
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 2: would have you like fully butt naked in the middle

966
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,919
Speaker 2: of the Times Square, but it'd be a time score

967
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 2: where no children live in the city. It'd be like

968
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 2: a city of like angry people, like friendly woods.

969
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 3: And then they would all in the morning wake up

970
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 3: to a bunch of stones on their front port, and

971
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 3: they would be invited for Continental breakfast and the square

972
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 3: alongside throwing your stones at this man, but you wouldn't

973
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 3: throw owns it until he dies because I kind of

974
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 3: like the idea of it being like more docile angry people,

975
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 3: like older angry people.

976
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, who didn't get the chance to be angry.

977
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 2: So it'd be a small town of that, so any

978
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 2: retirement home and then just like let him dry out

979
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 2: like beef jerky and like hang in there for a

980
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 2: few days and just like people could pelts him whenever

981
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: they're having like a frustrating time in their day.

982
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, if anybody wants to look into it, it's called

983
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 4: Operation Midnight Climax.

984
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 5: Do you think people like once you're building, they're building

985
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 5: and you're and you're installing this two way mirror and

986
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 5: then for a moment you see your reflection like installing

987
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 5: the mirror and you have like the file of drugs.

988
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 5: Do you think there was ever a moment where he's like, damn,

989
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 5: I'm like a bad guy. Yeah.

990
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 4: I mean he talks about it in his letter he

991
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 4: sent so funny. Yeah, he was like I suck, but

992
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 4: like I loved it.

993
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 5: Speaking of people in institutions that are maybe bad firefighters

994
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 5: overall good. I do think this. But my cousin is

995
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 5: a firefighter, and you have a mustache. He does have

996
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 5: a musk, the gay one. It's not the gay one.

997
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 4: No, I never saw a picture of your gay cousin.

998
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 4: I might have to have sex with him.

999
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 5: No, that's not appropriate before you Also, yeah, you're gonna

1000
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 5: have to get through me. Okay. So my cousin said

1001
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 5: that the most most of the people that are arsenists,

1002
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 5: not most of them, but a high percentage, like a

1003
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 5: very high percentage are ex firefighters. Firefighters. I've heard of

1004
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 5: this because they are like they really attracted the fire,

1005
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 5: and its like that's the job that you do to

1006
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 5: legally play with fire basically.

1007
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard of that before.

1008
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1009
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 4: So yeah, and most strippers.

1010
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 2: So your cousin is an arsenist.

1011
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 5: No, No, he's actually he's not a firefighter. He's a

1012
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 5: fire detective. Cool.

1013
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 4: That's fine.

1014
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 3: Okay, So now we know if we ever wanted to

1015
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 3: knock Kai out of the picture, what don't do with

1016
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 3: fire because his cousin would start typing up?

1017
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 5: Was that even an option in your head was to

1018
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 5: like burn me.

1019
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no, we can't talk about We

1020
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 4: can't talk about that. I can't talk about the friends. Dang,

1021
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding. I can't talk about it.

1022
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 5: I know it's some time for media yet, but I

1023
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 5: just I just can't wait. I just can't wait. I

1024
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,959
Speaker 5: saw Maddie's Secret.

1025
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 4: The other night.

1026
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:25,919
Speaker 5: It is so thank you, it's really funny. Shout out

1027
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 5: to Eric.

1028
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 2: And I actually also saw it. I saw it first.

1029
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 2: I Oh, what screening time did you go to? I

1030
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 2: literally went to the three thirty one. I wish you

1031
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:36,959
Speaker 2: told me.

1032
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 5: In the afternoon. Where you went to the three thirty

1033
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,760
Speaker 5: one in the afternoon? Huh in the afternoon? Yeah, okay,

1034
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 5: so I went to seven fifty in the morning. So

1035
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 5: because that's I've always want step ahead exactly, that's exactly right.

1036
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 4: Well I went two days before you guys, simply not okay.

1037
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 5: Sorry, Oh, I just want to say shout out to Eric.

1038
00:50:55,200 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 5: And Eric is plays John Early. John really plays like

1039
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 5: this beautiful woman in the movie, and Eric is her husband,

1040
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,879
Speaker 5: the character's husband in the movie, and they have these

1041
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 5: really funny sex scenes that are like insane, and Eric

1042
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,959
Speaker 5: is a friend of mine. I want to say shout

1043
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 5: out to Eric, because you're very talented. You pulled it

1044
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 5: off and that was very funny and actually I scored laughing.

1045
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 2: I want to see that movie, soun.

1046
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 5: If you're listening to watch it, do it. I was

1047
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 5: just like commanding the audience to go watch the.

1048
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 4: John and Kate Berlant need as many tickets bought as

1049
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 4: they possibly can get because they are genius comedy minds

1050
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 4: that I really need to be able to keep making stuff.

1051
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 4: Because I watched Would It Kill You to Laugh? The

1052
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 4: thing they did with A twenty four and ironically one

1053
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 4: of the funniest things I've seen maybe ever. It might

1054
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 4: be my favorite piece of comedy, Like made me I

1055
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 4: need to watch. Uh, it was so fucking good and

1056
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 4: like they are so funny. Also, mind you like really

1057
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 4: really really good actors, Like yeah, not just comedy actors,

1058
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 4: Like there was a scene where I was like, damn,

1059
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 4: y'all are acting y'all dicking balls off, like this is crazy.

1060
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 4: Two of my heroes, So shout out them.

1061
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 5: The funniest thing I've ever seen is you on the

1062
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 5: Plates Reformer.

1063
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 4: I think, what about me on the Scibyan That wasn't funny.

1064
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 5: I was locked.

1065
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:40,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm still confused at something Kay said earlier. I like, literally,

1066
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 4: it's been bothering me all fucking day long. He said

1067
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 4: seven thirty week.

1068
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 2: No, but then he said work. He said seven thirty work,

1069
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 2: So I think he was saying, does the week of

1070
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 2: seven thirty works?

1071
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 5: It's really gonna I'm going to give the audience some

1072
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 5: context here and insert it. I made a typo that

1073
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 5: was very very easy to understand. Give and the context

1074
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 5: clues that people pick up on at like age four

1075
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 5: or five whenever objects what you're not three.

1076
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 2: Five year old would not like.

1077
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 4: I'm a very mature different.

1078
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 5: I'm a very optimistic. I texted them this, I'll insert it,

1079
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 5: and they have been bullying me. But guys continue bully

1080
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 5: a man with mental illness.

1081
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 2: Oh easy? You should kill yourself?

1082
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I just like that.

1083
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 3: That's your cryptin night. You got to be illness. I

1084
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:37,439
Speaker 3: know exactly how to get you yourself. Rule number one

1085
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 3: make the enemy hate themselves?

1086
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 4: Is that really rule number one? No?

1087
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 5: I just like rule number one is divide and conquer.

1088
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 2: Well, Rule number one is if the person you want

1089
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 2: to jump kill is suicidal, why you gotta get your

1090
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 2: hands one girl.

1091
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 5: And this is why I think you're so you're very smart.

1092
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 2: Continue well, my media of the week is speaking.

1093
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 5: Of the World Cup. I had were sounding like a voozilla.

1094
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:08,359
Speaker 4: And sadly, sadly, Mexico did lose, but we made out

1095
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 4: of my butt while it was sounding like a vowela

1096
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 4: for Brazil, who also lost.

1097
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 5: It's just I'm sorry, and you know that that was

1098
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 5: actually like a very I interrupted you in a very

1099
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 5: violent way just now. I want to apologize because you

1100
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 5: were doing it.

1101
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 2: I think you don't have scary dreams tonight.

1102
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 5: I probably will every night. Actually I wake up from

1103
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 5: the night I wake.

1104
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 2: Up from tonight.

1105
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 4: Made you wake up her work up? Oh wait, we

1106
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 4: didn't finish the explanation.

1107
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Kai is just always drunk, so he always

1108
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,479
Speaker 3: has crazy typos like sorry, sorry, we can't tell when.

1109
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 2: You're drunk or not anymore.

1110
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,359
Speaker 4: Hold your glass up, all done?

1111
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 5: This was all pop off, all that plastic, the modicle

1112
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 5: that comes in a plastic bottle, and you know it's crazy.

1113
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 5: I don't even care if I feel better anymore. I

1114
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 5: just want to feel different.

1115
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 4: Mmmm. That's really sad. I'm sorry at.

1116
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 2: Some shit like a fourteen year old would say after

1117
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 2: like not smoking shit, I'm gonna be saying when I

1118
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 2: finally go on to tolerance break if I ever get back.

1119
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 4: I saw someone tweet saying, imagine being justin Bieber, like

1120
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 4: getting high as fuck on weed, like just smoking a

1121
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 4: joint and then like getting paranoid because there's fourteen year

1122
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 4: old girls literally cutting themselves because you smoke weed, and

1123
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 4: he's like smoking It's funny. Never ever, ever fucking put

1124
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 4: me in a situation, bro.

1125
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 3: Situations are happening every day that I've never partaken on this, and.

1126
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,720
Speaker 4: Don't put me in one of them.

1127
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 3: My media, my media is morning dude, don't buy Beyonce.

1128
00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 4: Oh you out?

1129
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 2: You know? You know.

1130
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 4: I watched Ciicario finally, trying to think if I watched Circario. Yeah, yeah,

1131
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 4: I watched that finally. It was fucking awesome, very good.

1132
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,280
Speaker 4: I can't believe I've gotten this long without seeing it.

1133
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 4: Very frustrating. It's like it's like when I finally get

1134
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 4: on antidepressants and they actually work this time, and I'm

1135
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 4: going to be like cool, I wasted twenty three years

1136
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 4: of my life being depressed.

1137
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 5: Not a waste.

1138
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 4: I wasted eighteen years of my life being depressed.

1139
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 2: They'm gonna stop taking by prozac?

1140
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 4: No, do not do do not do that.

1141
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 2: Oh so everybody thinks I'm evil without my prosac No,

1142
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 2: they didn't say that. No died. No, I was dude.

1143
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 2: I was fucking insane. That was crazy.

1144
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 4: Maybe you still are.

1145
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 3: I know I I And that's that's why I'm saying

1146
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 3: that's insane. Like that's the craziest part. The craziest part

1147
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 3: is like, oh, I'm.

1148
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 2: I'm sick here here like now I can just control

1149
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 2: things a bit better and I can see I'm like, Okay,

1150
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 2: that's like, don't what like.

1151
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 5: The soft box right here would be nice for yourself,

1152
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 5: like a blow.

1153
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 4: Don't call any of that.

1154
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 5: I wasn't talking about. I wasn't talking about any of

1155
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 5: his clums.

1156
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 2: Soft box, your loose box.

1157
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 5: Oh I'm hard pull and I have a tight little

1158
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 5: ballue knot.

1159
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 4: Kay has a tight little fucking bussy. Hairy bussy.

1160
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 2: I literally hate the idea of men's like but hairic.

1161
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 4: Bye guys, love you

1162
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 5: M