1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,400 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, well about 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, I'm gonna read today's strawberry letter. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: I got a good subject for you today. Twenty years later, 4 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 1: he still wants m G. P will explain what that 5 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 1: means in the letter. But right now the nephew is 6 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: in the building with the prank phone called you got 7 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: Forest Neff, Mr Wiggins. Mr Wiggins guarantee that Wiggins that 8 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:34,519 Speaker 1: right there, that's the prank. Mr Wiggins. Come on Renny. Hello, Hello, Hi, 9 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 1: my name is George. I'm with Green Lawn Services. We 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: came out and cut your yard yesterday, and uh, we're 11 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 1: trying to make sure that you liked everything thoroughly. That 12 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 1: we cut the front the back. We also did your hedges, 13 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: put some mulch in the flybds, the weed eating in 14 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: the whole nine yards, and we also left an invoice 15 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: on your doorstep. Want to make sure you got that 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: as well. Man around man looking, Yeah, we cut it 17 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 1: as if yesterday you were actually on our schedule and 18 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,119 Speaker 1: we did everything thoroughly. Well, I'm actually just calling as 19 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: a follow up a hell I get on the schedule, sir. 20 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 1: Are you Mr Malone at fifty Zimmerman. Hell, no, man, 21 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: I'm Wiggins from fifty Man. You cut the wrong house. 22 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: That's nick though. Man. Yeah, I guess you need to 23 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: put you in boards on there though, so so you 24 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 1: you're not Mr Malone at fifty Zimmerman say, man, I'll 25 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 1: just tell you. I'm three and I'm Mr Wiggins. You're 26 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: gonna cut the wrong it. Y'all need to go with 27 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 1: miss alone? How to get you? You got the wrong house? No, 28 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: sir coming over here trying to collect money? What's hold on? 29 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: Just a second head? You're saying we didn't you don't 30 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: cut the wrong ya, so I don't know schedule. I 31 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: ain't tell you come over here and cut and you 32 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: go over there and talking Malone get your money? You can't. 33 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: So there's no way we can charge m to Malone 34 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: if we haven't cut his yard. Now let's let's just 35 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: cutting with him alone. And you know you ain't. And 36 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:16,239 Speaker 1: I understand, sir, nothing want to cut the room. You 37 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: go cut the right, yeah, and get right. You ain't 38 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 1: got you ain't getting okay? I say that now, I 39 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 1: didn't call no cut you go there, I haven't cut 40 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: his right and get him. I understand that, sir, listen. 41 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: What I want to say is, uh, well, we'll go 42 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: over and we'll take care of Mr Malone's yard. I 43 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 1: understand that we've made a mistake, but I understand. I 44 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 1: understood you say that you did like the services, So 45 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 1: wouldn't it be even right for YouTube actually go ahead 46 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 1: and send the invoice in along with the check since 47 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: you did like the services? Well ever did listening like 48 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: yo retarded? Because then I just tell you you cut 49 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 1: the room or cut the right yard and get you money. 50 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing but practice here. You're done. I 51 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir, I understand that, 52 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: but you got the services, and you like the services. 53 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,079 Speaker 1: I don't want to have to come out there and 54 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 1: get the money from you. We'll come on determining. Go on, 55 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: if determining I got something, come on and get you 56 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: what you said you like. I wouldn't give if I 57 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 1: said the moon was grain. You cut the wrong yard. 58 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: You go get you money from the right. You ain't 59 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: getting che you got something, you come over with you. 60 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: You see what you get. So I cut the room 61 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: trying to get money money you ain't getting. Now you 62 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: can you can go get you from the right either 63 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: right next door, go cut that can leave that paper 64 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: over there. I'm coming over there. You want me to 65 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 1: start some, I'm starting. Ain't some come round and do 66 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: and be charging me no money? Yeah? I got more? 67 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: Heathan Neal. You want to come get it. You got 68 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 1: your yard cut and we deserve to get our money back. 69 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: Now you come around here, get some walnet. Now I 70 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 1: tell you don't. And I'm gonna tell you don't make 71 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 1: me whoop you behind this yard. You come on, I 72 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 1: will whoop your behind in the front yard. That just 73 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:31,599 Speaker 1: got caught you and half and you come try to 74 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 1: get the money. I'm don't you. I check. I got 75 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 1: one more thing to tell you. What you're listing? Are 76 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: you come standing now? I'm you cut the room. I've 77 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,599 Speaker 1: got one more thing to tell you. Is you listening? 78 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 1: Mr Wickens? Look, this is Nephew Timing from the Steve 79 00:04:53,960 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 1: Harving Morning Show. You just got prank? Hello? What seven? 80 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 1: Look at him? Your boy Gary just branked you. Man. 81 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: We laughing now. But let me ask you something though, Man, 82 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:34,799 Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land? Man, 83 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: it's the Steve Harvard Morning What you think he wasn't 84 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 1: He wasn't back and down. You don't cut a round, y'all. 85 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: They ain't got to do with me. You didn't go 86 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 1: over you. You just cut this y'all for free podding. 87 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: You ain't that ain't got nothing to do with me. Hey, 88 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 1: I gotta thank everyone in Virginia beach Man, I had. 89 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 1: I put up seven seven shows at the comedy club 90 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: and uh sold them out. They came out, showed up 91 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: with your boy. They showed up. I showed out. We 92 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:12,640 Speaker 1: did the dog on thing. Thank you, Virginia Beach, Norfolk, Virginia, 93 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: everybody around the way. Y'all came out, showed your boy 94 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 1: mad love. We had a good time and I am appreciative. Layding. 95 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 1: Next in the cut is Texol cauntor that's this week, baby, 96 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: that's this week and the nephew coming to the Text 97 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 1: Canada Convention Center, and of course Uncle Steve Miracles Closet. 98 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop by that sad and when I get 99 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: in town, g Q Fashion. These are the places where 100 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 1: you can get your tickets. Okay, Miracles Closet or g 101 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 1: Q Fashion, that's where they're selling your tickets at Yeah 102 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:51,479 Speaker 1: Tea Canada. Uhh, Now I'm showing this some fine establishments. 103 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 1: But just let me ask you a question. Body thought, 104 00:06:56,480 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: maybe take a troun Amazon. Come, but we do have 105 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: event break dot com. But if you want to physically 106 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 1: have a ticket in your hand, oh, they all got 107 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: to be physical tickets. You can't go up there and 108 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: show nobody. No damn email Miracles closet or g Q fast. 109 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,720 Speaker 1: You're gonna go by the miracle closet. They probably ain't 110 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: got nothing for you. But you think I'm about something, 111 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to mirac closet, buy something, you know, 112 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 1: just showing a little love support. What you're gonna buy, 113 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: they ain't gonna have nothing in your size? What you're 114 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: gonna do? You want to why ain't gonna Ain't that 115 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 1: a meal stough? Yes, I'm a man, Oh you're a man. 116 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: Ain't no doubt about it. I'm just talking about your sizes. 117 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: Like if you was at sea wait wait wait, wait, 118 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: what do you think I shop it? Well, if you 119 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 1: was a seius, you have to buy twenty husky he'll 120 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 1: grown man? But did with UK? Yeah? Who didn't? Yeah? 121 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 1: My brother tough skins? Who didn't? Well? Yeah, but anyway, 122 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,960 Speaker 1: text our count of the nephew. Come to town this 123 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 1: Saturday night. Baby's Mother's Day weekend. Get tickets. I will 124 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: be there, lad in the cut is Memphis, Tennessee. Chuckle's Baby, 125 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 1: I'm there. I am there all Memorial weekends, so tickets 126 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: are on sale. The Nephew, I'm I'm moving around in 127 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: this country. Man and my show getting ready to start 128 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: back up, Ready to love Man. I'm trying to drop 129 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,200 Speaker 1: ten pounds. I got a lot going on over here 130 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:36,959 Speaker 1: on pounds. I gotta drop ten man, I got to 131 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 1: You need to get on with Steve's on, because Steve, 132 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 1: I gotta get on something that camera makes you look big. Man. 133 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 1: Gave it all back this weekend. Up next is the 134 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter Guys. The subject twenty years later, he still 135 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 1: wants mg P. We'll get into it right after this