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Speaker 1: Normally, when we do prank calls and we start telling

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Speaker 1: people silly or outrageous things, they usually act shocked, confused,

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Speaker 1: maybe even angry. But not today with Andrew, because his

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Speaker 1: girlfriend signed him up for his first appointment with a

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Speaker 1: naturopathic doctor, and we were the ones who were shocked

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Speaker 1: on how much he just agreed to do. You'll hear

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now an, Hello.

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Speaker 2: Good morning. Am I speaking with Andrew?

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Speaker 3: Yes you are Who's I knew it'd be you.

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Speaker 2: My name is Sally. I'm one of the assistants here

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Speaker 2: at doctor Brand's. I hear it's your first time.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've never seen a natural pathic doctor before.

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Speaker 3: My girlfriend one show.

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Speaker 2: What a great girlfriend you are gonna. I love it.

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Speaker 4: But I do need to make sure that you know

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Speaker 4: a few things before your appointment.

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Speaker 2: So do you have a pen?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, okay, I'll wait, Yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll just continue to move forward.

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Speaker 4: So first thing, twenty four hours before the appointment, you

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Speaker 4: need to avoid eating foods.

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Speaker 2: That are green. Okay, no green like spinach beans, but

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Speaker 2: also no grapes, avocados.

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Speaker 4: Even green eminem's. That's a big no no. Yeah, don't

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Speaker 4: eat the green ones, red ones, punky Dory.

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Speaker 3: Why is that?

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Speaker 4: Well, green foods just messed with our equipment. Your body

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Speaker 4: becomes like a walking salad bar and our system just

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Speaker 4: shuts down.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we don't want that.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what else we don't want is anything

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Speaker 4: with two stripes?

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Speaker 2: Two stripes on your clothes, your socks.

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Speaker 4: What those two stripes can create real conflicting energy signals

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Speaker 4: to interfere with our readings.

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Speaker 3: So doing I thought it was a natural pathic natural things.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you've never done this before, so you just need

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Speaker 4: to trust the process.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, great, Okay.

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Speaker 4: Other things you need to do is speak in rhymes

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Speaker 4: for twelve straight hours before your appointment.

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Speaker 3: Can I be honest? You to I smoke some stuff today?

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Speaker 4: You know what, that's the one thing we don't care

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Speaker 4: about at the doctor's office, as long as it's not green.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's absolutely green.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, just from here on out to that appointment.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and walk backwards for five minutes before leaving your house.

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Speaker 3: Walk backwards.

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Speaker 4: Good, I'm glad it sounds like you're writing this down.

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Speaker 4: Also make a note, wear shoes on opposite feet.

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Speaker 3: Okay, opposite feet. You keep repeating me, But wait a minute, should.

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Speaker 2: I repeat you? Wait a minute?

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Speaker 3: Right? So how is this like a medical thing? Is

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Speaker 3: not making sense? One of them do it walking backwards.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you your mind is gonna be blown

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Speaker 4: because this is all about the brain sink.

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Speaker 3: Brainon brain sink.

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Speaker 2: There it is the.

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Speaker 4: Repeating again brain sink as in the kitchen sink. I mean,

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Speaker 4: did you know our brains have sinks?

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Speaker 2: Did you know that? Now you're gonna learn so much

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Speaker 2: here about your body? You never knew? You know what

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Speaker 2: else you have to write down here?

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Speaker 4: The doctor prefers you to avoid speaking with anyone named Todd, Tina, Tanya,

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Speaker 4: any names that start with that dang letter t dang.

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Speaker 3: Well that kn't speak to my girlfriend. My name is Trish.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be rough. But oh yeah, Well, it looks.

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Speaker 4: Like you're gonna have to go on a tea fast.

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Speaker 4: Do you get that joke? It's like fasting but for

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Speaker 4: the letter t Oh. Looks like you're gonna be one

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Speaker 4: lonely man for twenty four hours, but a lot healthier.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is a loud morning I thought it

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Speaker 3: would be.

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Speaker 2: You know what, I accept your compliment. We are a

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Speaker 2: lot and isn't it great. Yeah, it is great. Okay,

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Speaker 2: is your pin still working?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean more?

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Speaker 2: Can I ask what color ink? Isn't it blue? Perfect?

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Speaker 2: That's what I was hoping for. What chances you were? Absolutely?

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Speaker 4: Because the last thing I need you to do is

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Speaker 4: draw a big blue circle on your forehead right now?

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Speaker 3: Why do you want me to do that?

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Speaker 2: The blue circle is an ancient energy symbol. Okay, the

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Speaker 2: doctor can tell you. The rest Just drawn on there.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to ruin it. Okay, it's start. Go Okay,

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Speaker 2: I can't do it anymore. Don't don't do it. This

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Speaker 2: is actually Bruck from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you. It's just a prank.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: I mean your girlfriend Trish, she emailed the radio station

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Speaker 4: and she set you up.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you didn't really do the circle, did you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I got a half a circle on my head.

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Speaker 3: At least that was funny. It was permanent market, right,

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Speaker 3: I mean, so I got to walk around like like

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Speaker 3: this for the rest of my house probably.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Andrew, I am very sorry.

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Speaker 4: I hope you have a great hat, but you know what,

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Speaker 4: at least half of your energy will be aligned.

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Speaker 3: Half of my energy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go through. Thanks you are on top

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Speaker 2: of it.

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Speaker 3: A week up every morning was fun.

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Speaker 4: Tap weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the morning