Speaker 1: I heard it, don't hed time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are a day hume, I'm a fat and
Speaker 2: all that shit around your They want this man.
Speaker 3: To do.
Speaker 2: To you have to make a judgment of who was
Speaker 2: going to be on the Donkey of the day. They
Speaker 2: chose you. There's a breakfast club, bitch you, Who's donkey
Speaker 2: of the day today? Well, Donkey today for Wednesday, September
Speaker 2: seventeenth goes to a man named Calvin Evans. Kelvin is
Speaker 2: the most unlucky thief in America. Why because when you're
Speaker 2: a thief, it's not just about what you steal are
Speaker 2: the fact you stealing. Sometimes it's about who you steal from.
Speaker 2: And Kelvin picked the wrong one to steal from you,
Speaker 2: hear me? Okay? See, Kelvin was doing what has become
Speaker 2: a national pastime in the city of Atlanta, and that's
Speaker 2: breaking in cars, all right, dropping a clues bomb for
Speaker 2: Atlanta right include to everybody who listens to us on
Speaker 2: ninety six point one to beat uh. You know, were
Speaker 2: there every year for the Black Podcast Festival. I will
Speaker 2: just say a couple of weeks ago for invest Fest
Speaker 2: two suit to orn Elesia. Every time I'm in Atlanta,
Speaker 2: people feel the need to warn me that a vehicle
Speaker 2: I'm in may get broken into. Okay, I forgot what
Speaker 2: part of town. It is one of the heads bank Buck,
Speaker 2: one of them. But when you in Atlanta, they will
Speaker 2: tell you that if you got a car, especially something
Speaker 2: relatively nice, they will tell you that you might as
Speaker 2: well keep your windows rolled down so they don't break
Speaker 2: the windows. Okay, when someone breaks into your vehicle, that
Speaker 2: happen to you, didn't Yes in Atlanta twice? Yes, sir,
Speaker 2: damn twice in the same car. No, a different car. Well,
Speaker 2: Calvin is one of those individuals who'll be breaking into
Speaker 2: people's vehicles, and on July eight, twenty twenty five, he
Speaker 2: broke into the wrong one and stole the wrong thing
Speaker 2: from the wrong persons. Let's go to Atlanta News First
Speaker 2: furry Port Police.
Speaker 4: Atlanta Police said the manicures are stealing unreleased Beyonce music
Speaker 4: is now in custody, that theft happened days before the
Speaker 4: Superstars first Cowboy Carter concert at Mercedes Been Stadium in July.
Speaker 4: Atlanta News First, He as Me and to Austin is
Speaker 4: live at the Fulton County So Gasmina, what have you learned?
Speaker 2: About this, well, I can.
Speaker 1: Tell you that police tell us Kelvin Evans is still
Speaker 1: in this jail on a twenty thousand dollars bond after
Speaker 1: he was taken into custody for his alleged involvement. He
Speaker 1: is here facing a charge of entering an automobile with
Speaker 1: intent to commit theft. That theft allegedly includes unreleased Beyonce
Speaker 1: music that was on hard drives in one of the
Speaker 1: several stolen bags. This reportedly happened in a Croc Street
Speaker 1: parking garage, where Beyonce's choreographer and a dancer told investigators
Speaker 1: they parked their rental car, which was broken into. Police
Speaker 1: had a car description, which eventually led them to Evans
Speaker 1: at an apartment complex on Hank Aaron Drive, where video
Speaker 1: showed him taking the stolen bags out of the car.
Speaker 1: But in the end, it was an unrelated incident call
Speaker 1: that led Hateful police to arresting Evans on the Atlanta
Speaker 1: theft charge.
Speaker 2: Kelvin, Kelvin, Kelvin, you must be you must be crazy
Speaker 2: in love with jail. Okay, trying to steal Beyonce's hard
Speaker 2: drive is literally like trying to steal a b hive
Speaker 2: full of bees. Okay, would you even attempt to steal
Speaker 2: a beehive full of bees? Number one? You was on parole. Okay.
Speaker 2: When you're on parole, you are supposed to maintain employment.
Speaker 2: And guess what, if you had a job, you wouldn't
Speaker 2: have to break into people's cars. So all you had
Speaker 2: to do was follow the rules of your parole and
Speaker 2: you wouldn't be in the situation you in now. But no,
Speaker 2: instead of being free mingling with all the single ladies,
Speaker 2: you back in jail. And there is nobody to blame
Speaker 2: but you. Okay, you should look in the mirror and say,
Speaker 2: you know why I'm back in jail. Me myself and
Speaker 2: I that's all you got in it now. I'm sure
Speaker 2: vehicles get broken into in Atlanta all the time, but
Speaker 2: it's not everyday vehicles get broken into and the hard
Speaker 2: drives would unreleased Beyonce music on them get stolen? That
Speaker 2: right there immediately made you a different kind of suspect.
Speaker 2: See those hard drives with Beyonce music, those are irreplaceable. Okay.
Speaker 2: Every single law enforcement official in Atlanta got information when
Speaker 2: they received that call, and when it came to that case,
Speaker 2: every single law enforcement official in Atlanta had to go
Speaker 2: check on it. You immediately made yourself the hottest car
Speaker 2: thief in America. Okay, not to mention. Now that your
Speaker 2: name is out there, you might as well delete all
Speaker 2: your social media. Okay, you think that bee Hive is
Speaker 2: gonna let you live. They gonna find you a Facebook,
Speaker 2: Instagram TikTok. They gonna have your baby pictures. They probably
Speaker 2: got your grandma social Security number already. And when they
Speaker 2: post your grandma looking crazy in her church hat, you
Speaker 2: don't have anyone to blame but yourself because you shouldn't
Speaker 2: have been breaking into people's vehicles to begin with. You
Speaker 2: really thought you was gonna steal five jump drives containing
Speaker 2: watermark music, some unreleased music, footage, plans for Beyonce's show,
Speaker 2: future set lists, and nobody was gonna ring me alarm.
Speaker 2: Please give Kelvin Evans the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 2: Oh No, you are the dog Gee.
Speaker 3: Of the da.
Speaker 2: Dog Gee.
Speaker 4: All the day.
Speaker 2: You know what makes it even crazy when he stole
Speaker 2: it On the day he stole it, it was a
Speaker 2: MacBook Air laptop. It was pinging wherever he was at
Speaker 2: at the Hank Aaron Drive Complex to day that that
Speaker 2: he just kept it. He just kept it.
Speaker 5: You ate that with the song?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was ready saying he listen, you can't have
Speaker 2: a complement. That's why, y'all. I don't know why I
Speaker 2: do it every time call him tall? Is he take that?
Speaker 3: Gosh? No?
Speaker 2: I meantime? You know what I was thinking about something
Speaker 2: y'all said a little while ago, right when y'all was
Speaker 2: talking about the uh yes, right, what is the proper
Speaker 2: protocol in that situation when like, when a woman is
Speaker 2: uncomfortable and doesn't say she's uncomfortable and wants a man
Speaker 2: to intervene, Like, what is the proper way for a
Speaker 2: woman to say something? Both of y'all said, y'all having
Speaker 2: said things, Yeah, you know, because the treasure say something.
Speaker 2: I was wondering and she played off.
Speaker 5: She was giggling, trying to get through her segment.
Speaker 6: And uncomfortable because after a while, you see like how
Speaker 6: he kept going like and Cam tried to ignore it
Speaker 6: a little bit, and yeah, trying to go along with it.
Speaker 6: At a point he cut Cam off to make advances
Speaker 6: of her like, yeah, it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: It's weird, you know, I think.
Speaker 5: I really think it's so if you're working as for
Speaker 5: insis with us, if you're working as closely with us,
Speaker 5: I think you got to kind of just know us,
Speaker 5: because now we're telling you like we don't ever want
Speaker 5: to be the person like yo, I'm uncomfortable, especially like
Speaker 5: you just don't know in the room what it turns into,
Speaker 5: so you just got to kind of know sometimes.
Speaker 2: But I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I would think just think if it was your daughter
Speaker 5: or your sister, what point would you let something get
Speaker 5: to without even knowing why? Like if she can't say anything,
Speaker 5: what point would you let it get to before you
Speaker 5: just asked, Hey, are you uncomfortable?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: The lines get blurred in situations like this because a
Speaker 2: lot of things are entertainment, right, Like everybody's making content.
Speaker 2: Everybody thinks everybody is in on the gag. But you know,
Speaker 2: when you in the real world, I think it's a
Speaker 2: little bit easier to recognized what's on one of the
Speaker 2: froll lines. I want to talk to the ladies about this.
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Speaker 2: it to look so good and perfectly Hey, what your
Speaker 2: waste that? I love you the guy. I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: my bad, y'all my bad. Hey stuck? Could you stop?
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