1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour, 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 1: today's subject, I'm losing my fine and flirty wife. Right now. 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 1: It is the nephew in the building with today's prank 5 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: phone call. What's your God? But that's the name of 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 1: the prank, but cheeks, let's do it. Hello, Hello, I'm 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 1: trying to reach Carmen MS MS Carmen. Uh this is 8 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: a made uh my ass call. I'm the principal at 9 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: the high school when your daughter goes. This is Mr Porter. Porter. 10 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:39,239 Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm fine? Is everything good? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 11 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,160 Speaker 1: every every everything is everything is fine? Now your daughter 12 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 1: is tenth grade Crystal right correct? Okay, okay, I want 13 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 1: to make sure i'm you know, we got so many 14 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,559 Speaker 1: kids with the same names. I wanted to make sure 15 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 1: I had the right person. Um, so here's the issue. 16 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: You say your name was Nate. Okay, Nate. What we 17 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: are The problem we're having here at the school is 18 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,279 Speaker 1: I don't know if you are aware of it, but 19 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: when you're your wife drops Crystal off at school, We've 20 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: got the parents as well as some of the teachers. 21 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: They're they're complaining about what she's uh, what she's wearing. 22 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: What your wife is, Yeah, what she's wearing when she 23 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: drops the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy 24 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: and and her butt cheeks, her butt cheeks are out. 25 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: You know. I don't know if she's I haven't actually 26 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,960 Speaker 1: seen her, but I've been getting these reports from uh, 27 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: we've been getting that's a little strange to me. I'm 28 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: I'm typically at work. Uh, I mean, I don't know 29 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: what she's wearing. I'm I'm to talk to her later 30 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: on today. Okay, Well, what I what I was gonna 31 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: suggest is uh, you know, I actually I thought I 32 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: was calling her phone. I didn't know I was. I 33 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 1: was gonna get you. But um, what I wanted to 34 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: do is get her to come up here so I 35 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: can see what she's wearing, you know. But no, no, no, 36 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: I think I got this handle due I can take 37 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: care of it. Well, well, well, I think it's gonna 38 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: be better for both of us, Like if I was 39 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: able to see her, uh in the and let her 40 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 1: look look play, look, look I got it, my daughter. 41 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 1: This is not even really concerning my daughter. This is uh, 42 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: you know, this is this is above that take grade. 43 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: Let let me handle it. So, um, you know, you 44 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: know my daughter going to principal's office is one thing. 45 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,359 Speaker 1: I'll be on top of that, but I'm definitely gonna 46 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: on top of this. So so, like I said, I 47 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: think I got this handle right now. What now, your wife, Carmen, 48 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 1: is she there? Uh? Yeah, okay, I mean is there 49 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 1: any way I can talk to her? No? Like I 50 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 1: told you, I think I think I got this one. 51 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 1: I could take care of this. Um. And you know, 52 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: my my thing is I've already told you that three times. 53 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: I don't know where you're really going with this. You know, 54 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get the 55 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: situation situation rectified soon as I can. But you don't. 56 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 1: You don't. You don't need to you don't need to 57 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 1: see her, you know, talk to her or not like 58 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: being the principle here at the schools sor uh like 59 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: I said, Um, you know, I'm just trying to you know, 60 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: handle the school and orderly fashion and make sure that 61 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: all things are taking care of around here and we 62 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: have no issues and no problems. So what I play, 63 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: You're not talking to my daughter, You're talking to me 64 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: i'm I'm, I'm I'm, I'm a husband, I'm a father. 65 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,520 Speaker 1: I'm telling me when I tell you I gotta handle 66 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: I got it handle, I understand it. But I have 67 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: to handle my school. Though. You understand that I have 68 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: to hand on the school. I will drop my door 69 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,359 Speaker 1: off myself. Okay, I understand that. What No, I mean, 70 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: do I need to come up there and talk to you? No, 71 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: I need your wife to come talk to me. I 72 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: need to see what she'd be wearing. I don't need 73 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 1: to talk to my wife. Do you have a wife, Yeah, 74 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: I have a wife of my office. But what what 75 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: what do you? What do you? What are you? What 76 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: are you talking about? What are you talking about that 77 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: my wife needs to come and and and so you 78 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: can inspect her outfit. I'm not playing that game, player, 79 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: I'm not We're not doing that. Okay, I need to 80 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:55,559 Speaker 1: see what your wife be wearing when she's dropping these keystures. 81 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,119 Speaker 1: He I mean, I think we must have gone down 82 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: the wrong street, but which just comes yeah out we 83 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: doubt definitely down the wrong boulevard on this one. Player. 84 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: Let me let me just make it that clear to you. 85 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: My wife you're seeing in the office and all that. 86 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: Maybe we can't come up with you to morrow is 87 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: gonna be me and her. No, he's not coming up 88 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: to the principal's office. You don't need to do it. 89 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: But we don't have a problem with you. We just 90 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: need her. I just need to see you. You're gonna 91 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 1: have a problem with me. We keep going down this 92 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: road right now, okay. So so it's okay for her 93 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: to have her butt cheeks out when she dropped the 94 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,840 Speaker 1: kids off, But as soon as I want to have 95 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 1: her come out of office for a meeting about this 96 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,039 Speaker 1: situation right now, right now, you said you're claiming her, 97 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: but seasons out like seas out right now? You out 98 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,920 Speaker 1: of pocket? Okay, No, it was out of pocket when 99 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: she pulled up and got out the car and her 100 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: butt was out of pocket. That's when it was out 101 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: of pocket. So so what you can't do, Nate, is 102 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: be mad at me by what your wife then put 103 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: on and walk up into the school. Look man, like 104 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,600 Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna do what I gotta do on 105 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: this On this end, your end is the handle what's 106 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,160 Speaker 1: going on in your school. Wellever, thenly you're not handling 107 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:00,719 Speaker 1: that end over there. So that's why I'm stepping up 108 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 1: as the principal at the school, saying I need to 109 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: have a meeting, a private meeting with your wife so 110 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 1: we her and I can talk about what's she's wearing. Man, 111 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 1: I haven't told you several times how coming up there 112 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: on our own, it's not gonna happen. So this is 113 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: where we are right now. You know what, You're not 114 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: gonna happen. So what you say you what's gonna happen tomorrow? 115 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come up there and drop my daughter off 116 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:30,360 Speaker 1: and come see you. So you're coming here tomorrow, absolutely, Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 117 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: So are you bringing Ms Carmen, Which don't worry about 118 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,160 Speaker 1: who's with me. I'm not a telephone tough goot money. 119 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: I'm coming up there to handle this right now because 120 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: you out of that. This is how it's going down. 121 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 1: There will be no butt cheeks coming out out tomorrow. 122 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 1: It's just gonna be coming out the car or some 123 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 1: real you understand. What's your name again? My name? I'm 124 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,360 Speaker 1: I'm part of the principal here, all right. There'll be 125 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 1: no butt cheeks tomorrow. You will see me coming out 126 00:05:55,760 --> 00:06:01,360 Speaker 1: the car okay, okay, okay, Uh, well, there is there 127 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 1: is another issue we got here on the table, and 128 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,600 Speaker 1: what is that? So so ms Carmen, as she told 129 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: you about, uh, the conversation she's been having with Tommy Tommy, 130 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: so that once again, So your wife ain't telling you nothing. 131 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,840 Speaker 1: So she she hadn't told you nothing about her talking 132 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 1: to Tommy. No, dude, I don't want to play games. Man. 133 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:27,920 Speaker 1: Who's Tommy? Okay? So so okay, okay, do you know? Okay, okay, cool? 134 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,679 Speaker 1: Do you know who nephew Tommy is from Steve Harvey 135 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 1: Morning Show? Do you know him? Yeah? I know he 136 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:47,599 Speaker 1: may you just got pranked by your wife, Carmen. Baby, Hey, 137 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:58,359 Speaker 1: at least he knows the lover. Oh my god, wow, 138 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: oh man, I gotta ask you something before we go, Baby, 139 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:06,159 Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio 140 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Show? And that is and 141 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 1: that is that there's a problem and he worked on it. 142 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 1: I gotta kissed that you understand when it's okay, as 143 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 1: you should have. Part of the job that was the problem, 144 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,200 Speaker 1: as part of yes went pretty much left on and 145 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: as he should have. Okay, it's okay. It's okay, I'm 146 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: here for that. That's what pranking is. You understand, that's 147 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: what pranking is. Freeport. He's texts everybody around the way. 148 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 1: It's your boy, get ready to getting ready to get ready. 149 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 1: I'm coming street Port Municipal Auditorium, Nephew, Tommy and friends. 150 00:07:56,520 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: It's Date Night comedy show. Get your date, rain your date. 151 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 1: If you don't have a date, come to the show 152 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 1: and you can find a date and c m Okay 153 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 1: weekend Sunday, January. Tickets on sale right now all ticket 154 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 1: Master outlets, or you can get him at the box office. 155 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: Guess what the fool is coming to town and I'm 156 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 1: bringing my friends with it. It's date night, baby, Let's 157 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: do this. Thank you. 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