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Speaker 1: I stole a priceless family heirloom from my cheating dead grandpa,

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Speaker 1: and now it's causing my entire family to implode.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like Grandpa's the a hole for cheating.

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Speaker 3: He's putting in someone else's a whole. He Basically, it

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Speaker 3: came out some years ago that my grandfather cheated on

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Speaker 3: my grandmother and had a baby.

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Speaker 4: It was a long time ago, and the baby is

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Speaker 3: I guess I don't know, because no one in the

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Speaker 4: Meet him or anything. This twenty year old bastard kid

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Speaker 4: is just You have a.

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Speaker 5: Family friend that not recently found out that they had

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Speaker 5: a long lost stepbrother in Italy. Whoa So they flew

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Speaker 5: to Italy to go meet the guy, quaking in their

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Speaker 2: Turns out that their father had had this this.

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Speaker 5: Lady lover or in Italy long ago, and they met him.

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Speaker 2: They got along really well, and he was a good guy.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he's supposed to know.

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Speaker 4: Come on, I can have happy endings, but not for

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Speaker 4: this family.

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Speaker 3: For this family, my two aunts who sort of run everything,

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Speaker 3: say that he's not really part of our family. His

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Speaker 3: mom is a whore, and that my grandfather died of

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Speaker 3: a broken heart from finding out, and that my grandmother

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Speaker 3: died of a broken heart from finding out.

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Speaker 4: So basically, he killed their mother.

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Speaker 2: Is the mother actually a whore or are they just

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Speaker 4: I think they're just calling her a whore.

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Speaker 3: But I know that in the last couple of years,

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Speaker 3: my grandfather was secretly emailing my bastard uncle in sometimes

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Speaker 3: meeting him. He only told me because he needed someone

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Speaker 3: to make an email account for him, plus I could

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Speaker 3: drive him there. I feel pretty bad about lying, but

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Speaker 3: also it's not my uncle's fault that Grandpa cheated, and

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Speaker 3: it's kind of to be mean to him for it.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, the kid didn't choose to be born, and.

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Speaker 3: Choose to be born anyway. When Grandpa got sick, my

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Speaker 3: aunts wouldn't let my bastard uncle see him, and he

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Speaker 3: died without seeing his son one last time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I would feel pretty pretty shitfy about that, because again,

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Speaker 5: the one that has to live with this is the kid.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's sad.

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Speaker 3: My mother and the other uncle tried to fight it,

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Speaker 3: but one of my aunts has the power of attorney

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Speaker 3: and she decided everything, and their aunt supported her.

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Speaker 4: These aunts sound like a.

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Speaker 2: It's like Cinderella, like Cinderella.

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Speaker 5: And the evil aunts, evil, the step step on, step on.

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Speaker 3: No, there was a thing. I won't say what it

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Speaker 3: is because my family reads it, they'll know it's me.

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Speaker 3: But it's antique and it has been in our family

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Speaker 3: for a long time.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a grandfather clock.

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Speaker 3: I think it's Cleopatra's wooden and bone dildo's and.

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Speaker 2: And there's still remnants of the from it.

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Speaker 4: Right because Cleopatra baited and make her skin.

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Speaker 2: All pretty exactly, That's what I was trying to say.

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Speaker 3: My grandfather wanted to give it to my youngest uncle,

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Speaker 3: the one not from my grandmother, to say that he

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Speaker 3: is part of the family, to make him feel better,

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Speaker 3: which is actually.

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Speaker 4: Is like so nice.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is because a tough liver him a bastard.

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Speaker 3: The least he could have is Cleopatra's dildo, you know.

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Speaker 3: But my aunts wanted it to stay in the family,

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Speaker 3: and he's not family. Also, no one was allowed in

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Speaker 3: my grandfather's house while he was sick because they were

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Speaker 3: sure we would see his stuff for ourselves. This is

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Speaker 3: a dysfunctional family.

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Speaker 5: They sound really unhealthy and definitely not like, what's yours

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Speaker 5: is mine?

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Speaker 2: What's mine as yours?

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Speaker 4: No, no, it's what's mine is mine, We're going to

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Speaker 4: take it from you.

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Speaker 2: And what's not what's not mine is also much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just gonna pick a bit, But I know

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Speaker 3: how to get into his house from the back window.

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Speaker 3: So one day I cut class, climbed in and took

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Speaker 3: it and hit it in my room. Right after he died,

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Speaker 3: both of my aunts went to his house to set

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Speaker 3: up things in order, which I think means divide up

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Speaker 3: his stuff. When they found the item was missing, they

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Speaker 4: So basically they're like, who done it? They don't know

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Speaker 2: Get sherlock on the case.

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Speaker 3: So then they started blaming each other as well, and

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Speaker 3: it became a huge fight. They got lawyers, and my aunt,

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Speaker 3: grandfather's money and cut everyone else out. So they're basically like,

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Speaker 3: now it's like imploding because it's like, oh, you stole it. Well,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna steal my shit. It's like it's like a cascading,

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Speaker 2: Venis was just this dumb kid that stuck through the window.

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Speaker 3: Little My mom didn't want the money, but my older

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Speaker 3: uncle got angry with my aunts and said we should

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Speaker 3: fight for the money just so they don't win, and

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Speaker 3: then donate it if she doesn't want it. So like

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Speaker 3: now the family is just like splitting up. It's just

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Speaker 3: what you do in this situation. Would you like give

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Speaker 3: back the crown or not that thing.

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Speaker 2: For the for the kid? Do you give the jildo back?

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Speaker 2: Like if he's like a young kid. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like pretty evil family, like they won't just be.

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Speaker 4: Like sounds like they deserve all. I think. Give the

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Speaker 4: dilda to the kid.

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Speaker 2: To the dostard uncle.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, like here, run away with it. But what

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Speaker 5: if they find that where you want, where you please?

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Speaker 5: Or give it as a gift to your future maiden

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Speaker 5: lady wife and have legitimate children.

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Speaker 4: With her when I'm away. Use this in memory of me.

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Speaker 2: My granddaddy's family.

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Speaker 4: This has been used by my grandfather and his grandfather

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Speaker 4: for him.

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Speaker 2: Where they putting it?

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Speaker 4: Oh, anywhere they please?

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Speaker 3: So now there are angry emails and lawyers, and no

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Speaker 3: My mother is so unhappy and stress that she's starting

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Speaker 3: to get sick. I still have the stolen thing and

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Speaker 3: want to send it to my younger uncle. But maybe

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Speaker 3: if I put it back in a hidden corner of

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Speaker 3: stop and my mother can feel better. So should OPI

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Speaker 3: return the heirloom or give it to the granddaddy's bastard son?

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Speaker 3: Is OPI the a hole? I want to know in

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Speaker 3: the comments what you guys think. But Arianna, what do

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Speaker 5: I actually think that's hilarious, just like hide it in

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Speaker 5: the house somewhere.

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Speaker 4: You are a chaotic all of these stories. You're like,

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Speaker 4: actually this is funny. Hid do this?

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Speaker 5: I'm just thinking from his perspective, like, how do I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because if they find out it's him, he's freaked.

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Speaker 5: His mother's gotten sick from this. The whole family's not

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Speaker 5: talking to one another. Like, I actually think the way

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Speaker 5: to resolve all the family tension is to hide it

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Speaker 5: in the house, Like, oh my god, we misplaced it.

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Speaker 2: Guys, we've been so silly this.

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Speaker 4: How about the bastard uncle?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but is the dilda really going to get him anywhere? Like,

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Speaker 5: tell him, listen, daddy, you have this, but.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just tell him that counts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess just I think the compromise is telling

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Speaker 3: him that, hey, like he wanted you to have this,

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Speaker 3: but my family's being crazy exactly. And then he knows

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Speaker 3: that he was accepted by his dad. Well, if you

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Speaker 3: comment so I can see it and the comments below,

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Speaker 3: and your daddy will maybe give it a heart or something.

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Speaker 3: Oh baby, all right, we'll see you in the next episode.

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Speaker 1: My curmunch and grandpa gave me eight million dollars for

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Speaker 1: my inheritance.

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Speaker 6: Am I the a hole for not sharing it with

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Speaker 4: Okayop? This is okay. Ope. I'm Samuel Donner and I'm

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Speaker 4: John Fry and we tell the funniest stories on the internet.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and John, have you ever tried blue algae before?

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Speaker 1: I've never tried blue algae, And I'm confused as to

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Speaker 1: why we want to ingest that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and why am I bringing up Believe it or not,

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Speaker 3: it is algae that is blue. And this morning, Arianna,

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Speaker 3: my girlfriend was making a smoothie or shake and she's like, hey,

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Speaker 3: this is a post to help your bones be strong,

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, alright, I'm like, can I just try

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Speaker 3: it a little bit on my own? And I try

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Speaker 3: just a little speck of it and it literally just

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Speaker 3: makes my entire mouth blue and it won't come out

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Speaker 3: of my teeth for like hours. It tasted bad too,

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Speaker 3: It tastes good, tasted made me a.

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Speaker 6: Blue and it also tasted normal.

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Speaker 4: Arianna, I apologize, But John, I heard you got a

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Speaker 4: story for us.

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Speaker 6: Oh yes, I do. Let's dive into it.

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Speaker 4: Earl scout cookie break.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, play that games watermelon. It's a watermelonlon My

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Speaker 1: curmudgeon Grandpa gave me eight million dollars for my inheritance.

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Speaker 6: Am I the a hole for not sharing it with

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Speaker 4: Damn? Scrooge made some moves, but like those moves are good?

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Speaker 4: Is he kurmudge it anymore? If he actually gave you

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Speaker 4: eight million dollars?

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Speaker 6: The shrewdest investing curmudgeon.

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Speaker 1: There ever was, Yeah, dang dude, be grateful for reals,

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Speaker 1: all right. I female nineteen have an estranged gramd pa

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Speaker 1: more or less he's my dad's father.

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Speaker 4: What does that mean? More or less a strange grandpa?

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Speaker 4: More or less? Is he your grandpa? Is he not

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Speaker 6: It's a fifty percent chance this is my grandpa.

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Speaker 4: You haven't done ancestry dot com.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, for real.

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Speaker 1: He's my dad's father, but my dad hardly had a

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Speaker 1: relationship with him. I have two other siblings, one younger

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Speaker 1: thirteen and one older twenty six.

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Speaker 6: Wow, that's an age range for you.

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Speaker 1: My grandma divorced my grandpa when my dad was only ten,

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Speaker 1: so he lived with my grandma his entire life in

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Speaker 1: a different state and literally didn't see him.

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Speaker 4: So I don't really even know your grandpa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he wasn't. He wasn't even in her dad's

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Speaker 1: childhood at all. He wasn't pleasant to be around and

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Speaker 1: could hold grudges longer than anyone I've ever met.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like Scrooge, literally sounds like screamed. I'm just imagining

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Speaker 3: him like in his big mansion, diving into some gold coins.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this is like the Marvel prequel to to Screwge,

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Speaker 1: Like the Marvel prequel, This is how screwed, this is

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Speaker 1: how I became.

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Speaker 6: But easier screwed Marvel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah we're done with this internet content for the big screen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we already for motion pictures babies.

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Speaker 1: But regardless of this, my grandpa was filthy freaking rich.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like it.

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Speaker 1: He owned a successful business that he sold for one

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Speaker 4: I mean, like that's good, yeah, but could be better?

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Speaker 1: Come on, Grandpa, I mean one million dollars like a

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Speaker 1: grand scheme of business. Yeah, grancy of businesses. For a person,

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Speaker 1: a million is a lot. But as a business, that's even.

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Speaker 3: If he sold it for a million dollars, he would

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Speaker 3: probably only get like what fifty game probably only Yeah, yeah, dude.

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Speaker 1: So the real question is is this net or where

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Speaker 1: there actually is more details. So he retired after selling,

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Speaker 1: that property for well over three million. Okay, so he

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Speaker 1: maybe netted around four million in these transactions? Has an island?

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Speaker 1: Who's buying an island for a million dollars? Although apparently

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Speaker 1: mister bat for like seven hundred eighty years. Yeah literally,

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Speaker 1: I was like, what I'm ready to buy an island. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: also support the Patriots. So I was never close with

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Speaker 1: Since then, my family has been torn apart. Why because

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Speaker 1: he left everything in his estate to me.

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Speaker 4: Wait, but Op didn't even know her grandpa.

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Speaker 6: That's the question.

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Speaker 4: My theory.

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Speaker 3: If this guy is really a screwge, he's just like

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Speaker 3: and I'm just gonna unleash chaos on this family, leave

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Speaker 3: it to one person, and then just like like just

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Speaker 1: He essentially liquidated all of his assets and it ended

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Speaker 1: up being close to eight million dollars.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 6: I was shocked, as.

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Speaker 4: You should be, Op. That's that's a feteen.

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Speaker 6: Years old and you just get eight million dollars.

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Speaker 4: Damn.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what I would do by chipotlet.

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Speaker 3: Maybe eight million dollars with a chipotlet, well see, you can.

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Speaker 1: Only buy one less than one million chipotles because they're

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Speaker 1: to do. With this money, but I'm going to save it.

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Speaker 1: That's a good idea. Don't blow it right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, by the Versacci and the Gucci. There's like this

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Speaker 3: like study right with people who went in the lottery

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Speaker 3: So like, make sure you conserve your wealth y'all.

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Speaker 1: My dad and my stepmom as well as my siblings

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Speaker 1: are hounding me to split the money with them, and.

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Speaker 6: I just can't do that.

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Speaker 1: My dad is an alcoholic who never said anything nice

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Speaker 1: about his dad despite him being bitter. My grandpa actually

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Speaker 1: bought my dad a three hundred thousand dollars house. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's that's not nothing, not bad. And the thing is

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Speaker 4: How do you drink away eight million dollars? I guess

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Speaker 4: if you're going out to bars.

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Speaker 1: He's he ain't gonna make it trying to trying to

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Speaker 1: get to the bottom of the bank account. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: going to get to the bottom of some else before that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: six speed under goodness. And as far as my siblings,

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Speaker 1: He never talks to me and is always very mean

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Speaker 1: really the only thing stopping me. Her mom is very

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Speaker 1: So I'm waiting until she turns eighteen, and I've offered

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Speaker 1: to pay for her college. That's a good idea, you know, like.

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Speaker 4: Eight million dollars at eighteen, so crazy.

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Speaker 6: Absolutely insane.

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Speaker 1: But now my family is telling me I'm unfair and

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Speaker 1: the money doesn't belong to me and I'm not deserving

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Speaker 1: of it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, technically, look at the paper.

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Speaker 6: Work, literally legally deserved.

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Speaker 4: It belongs to you.

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Speaker 6: I think the US law disagrees me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the Supreme Court justice whoa uh, what's

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Speaker 3: his name, mister doll Biden?

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Speaker 1: Bye, You had better bu Byron. I'm buying you eight

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Speaker 1: million dinners. They say that I'm too young and I'll

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Speaker 1: just waste it on cars and clothes. I don't agree,

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Speaker 1: And now they're all threatening to cut me off and

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Speaker 1: I don't give them all a piece of the money.

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Speaker 6: So for what for not doney to me for no reason?

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Speaker 4: This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do, and I'm buckling under

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Speaker 1: pressure here. I've already had two police officers out to

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Speaker 1: money from him. Jeez, your own father calling the cops

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Speaker 1: on you. That's insane. It's like a bad situation. This

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Speaker 1: Everything was through an attorney. I know I did nothing

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Speaker 1: wrong legally, but morally I don't know. So am I

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Speaker 1: the a hole? I mean I don't think that.

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Speaker 6: I don't.

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Speaker 4: But it's like I don't know how you resolve this

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 1: I think if the situation was different, maybe if that

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Speaker 1: honestly a good family would would say, I will respect.

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Speaker 6: You know the grandfather's wishes, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I think like a way to maybe pivot some of

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Speaker 3: maybe like op doesn't give the money away, but give

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Speaker 6: I like the house idea is great.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so like like maybe you buy.

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Speaker 1: A house for like everyone that everyone can live in, Like, hey,

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Speaker 1: at what point will you have to like struggle to

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Speaker 6: This will be kind of like the family estate.

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Speaker 3: And then just put that shit in bitcoin. But you

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