Speaker 1: Okay, you're here for a brand new second date update
Speaker 1: today and we want to talk about what we said
Speaker 1: on YouTube yesterday.
Speaker 2: We put up a second date video of us.
Speaker 1: We did and I think you guys liked it, you know,
Speaker 1: reading the comments is well, I know, seeing us can
Speaker 1: be a shocker, you know, like for example, Dominic Mark said,
Speaker 1: after watching the YouTube video, who is the swol guy
Speaker 1: and the blonde woman on the Spotify cover? I assume
Speaker 1: jeff from YouTube videos was bottom right, Brooke was the redhead.
Speaker 2: Jose was obvious. Yeah, but I don't know who's swoll
Speaker 2: that they're seeing.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm I'm two people.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the thing. Yeah, I'm sorry, I asked now
Speaker 2: my fifth person in the room, I'm the stupid vie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyways, all right, go watch that you haven't already
Speaker 1: and here's your brand new second date update right now.
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date updates.
Speaker 4: We don't normally talk about this, but if you feel
Speaker 4: like you've made a connection on a first date, when
Speaker 4: should the second date be put down like in concrete?
Speaker 2: Oo? Oh, I think in the twenty four hours following?
Speaker 3: Wait wait, well no, I'm setting the date.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying when you're trying to schedule it, when
Speaker 4: should it be locked in by?
Speaker 3: How long is too long to wait?
Speaker 4: Because our listener has been trying for almost a full
Speaker 4: week and now he's getting to the point where he
Speaker 4: thinks something must be off where maybe she's avoiding it
Speaker 4: on purpose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should have it locked in within twenty four hours,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Every day that passes after the
Speaker 2: date is less chance of you booking that second Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so maybe his confidence is starting to fade. His
Speaker 4: name is Alex, Alex, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Thanks guys.
Speaker 2: We probably didn't help your confidence right there, and did we, Alex?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: Not really. It's very strange.
Speaker 3: Yeah, brow, we're men. Are you being too subtle? Are
Speaker 3: you being direct and saying I'd like to see you again?
Speaker 5: No? No, no, I'm being direct.
Speaker 4: Interesting, but you're showing up to her house knocking on
Speaker 4: the door, being like, when can we go out?
Speaker 5: Not that direct?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, not that direct. That's a good idea.
Speaker 4: Good somewhere in the middle is probably better. But maybe
Speaker 4: we need to learn more about your first date before
Speaker 4: we already start jumping to the second one.
Speaker 3: What's this girl's name, by the way, her name is Mia.
Speaker 2: Okay, how'd you guys meet? We always start there.
Speaker 5: You know, on a dating app.
Speaker 6: Very typical.
Speaker 2: Did you know that there was going to be something
Speaker 2: special about this date going in?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean we're both big baseball fans and love trying
Speaker 6: new restaurants, so I don't know. We just it felt
Speaker 6: like a very easy to chat with her.
Speaker 4: Baseball and food go hand in hand, so I mean
Speaker 4: that's totally okay.
Speaker 2: So what do you guys do on your date?
Speaker 6: So we went to a restaurant. But I have to
Speaker 6: tell you it was really interesting because I went to
Speaker 6: her apartment to pick her up.
Speaker 3: And with her permission or without her permission, yeah.
Speaker 5: With her permissions.
Speaker 6: And she told me on the way to the restaurant
Speaker 6: that she had memorized the whole menu.
Speaker 2: Well, this sounds like going out with.
Speaker 3: I like to act like I'm looking, but I already
Speaker 3: picked what days ago.
Speaker 4: Everybody studies the menu to pick something out, but to
Speaker 4: memorize the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the next level.
Speaker 6: So I asked her, like, okay, so what's on page
Speaker 6: two four down?
Speaker 5: Smart?
Speaker 3: Okay, acquiz you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And she did it.
Speaker 3: Now, Oh, she was joking.
Speaker 2: It was okay, right, because she's a liar. This is better,
Speaker 2: this is better.
Speaker 6: Well, you know, I think I took memorize a little literally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was basically saying, I'm excited for this.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6: But she did tell me a few thinks she liked.
Speaker 6: And she was funny. She laughed a lot.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 6: Actually when we were at the restaurant, she was laughing
Speaker 6: so much that it was like getting attention from other tables,
Speaker 6: like it was her laugh is like a machine gun,
Speaker 6: Like it's like I can't even do an impression, but
Speaker 6: you can imagine. Oh yeah, totally, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: Did you put your hand over her mouth and be
Speaker 4: like you're embarrassing us now?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No, I mean I like the she was comfortable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: I mean what were you too laughing about?
Speaker 6: I mean it was like normal conversation and it was
Speaker 6: just like you would find little tidbits, little anecdotes that
Speaker 6: were funny, and that's what it was.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you had to be there funny moment. Yeah
Speaker 2: maybe yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh oh, I do remember one thing we were laughing about,
Speaker 6: and it's how dates end, because it's always like a
Speaker 6: little awkward.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 6: So I asked her like, Okay, what's the most awkward
Speaker 6: thing that happened to you? And she was like, one
Speaker 6: guy hugged her and then kissed the back of her neck.
Speaker 3: Ew, yeah, a little what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: I hope her hair was up because.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean just the visual when she was going
Speaker 6: into it. It made me crack up because it was hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's not like she's a good storyteller, you know, like
Speaker 2: I love people like that.
Speaker 3: And also, remember, you're better than that guy. She's like,
Speaker 3: this is a horror story.
Speaker 2: So she's still I don't know. Did you go in
Speaker 2: for the neck as a joke at the end?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, okay, that would have been pretty funnyough.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's why I'm not going to get Did you.
Speaker 3: Kiss he from the mouth or on the cheek or
Speaker 3: on the hand or anything?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: So then I drove her back and I opened the
Speaker 6: door for her, and it was kind of like, okay,
Speaker 6: what what are we gonna do? Speaking of ends and dates?
Speaker 6: And then she gave me a really big kiss on
Speaker 6: the mouth, not the neck.
Speaker 3: That's so good. I don't understand where.
Speaker 2: I know why would it be a week since you've
Speaker 2: talked to her?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's been four to five days, and
Speaker 6: like she's not ghosting me.
Speaker 2: She's not. So what does she say when you say, hey,
Speaker 2: let's go out.
Speaker 6: Like, hey, something came up to me, push this stuff
Speaker 6: like that, like a little hm generics.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, maybe after the kiss happened, you did something
Speaker 4: that was a.
Speaker 3: Little off pudding what I don't think so, like.
Speaker 4: Right after the kiss, did you like wipe your mouth
Speaker 4: and be like, oh, I don't normally kiss on a first.
Speaker 2: Date and then sounds yeah wow, Jeff.
Speaker 3: I agree, it would be horrible if you did that.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that definitely didn't happen.
Speaker 5: I don't know why you bring that up.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of things Jeff brings up that we're
Speaker 2: not quite sure on.
Speaker 3: I'm just brainstorming why she wouldn't be calling you back.
Speaker 2: Let's just call her instead. Less brainstorming from Jeff. I
Speaker 2: was talking to her.
Speaker 4: I have ten other possible things you could have done
Speaker 4: wrong after you kissed her.
Speaker 2: If you say yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, then we're gonna move on. Fine.
Speaker 4: We will reach out to Mia for you and try
Speaker 4: and get you your second date. Update normal mouth kissing
Speaker 4: edition only right after this hold on.
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Second date update.
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we've been
Speaker 4: getting a peek into the love life of our listener Alex.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes we have.
Speaker 3: The most intriguing part of.
Speaker 4: His date was a story about a different date that
Speaker 4: the girl had gone on. Where at the end of
Speaker 4: the night, this mystery guy I'm assuming it's our technical
Speaker 4: director Ashton went in for a two handed.
Speaker 3: Hug and ended up making out with the back of
Speaker 3: her neck.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't know what base that counts, as
Speaker 4: it might be caught like in a pickle between first
Speaker 4: and second.
Speaker 3: But it's a bold move whatever it's called.
Speaker 4: Still, Alex claims that didn't happen with him and Mia.
Speaker 4: He got the full on two lip tango at the
Speaker 4: end of the night.
Speaker 2: See it's such a good sign when people share horror
Speaker 2: stories with the dating because that means you're not one
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: Yes, and the conversation was a plus.
Speaker 4: So why is he having such a difficult time locking
Speaker 4: down a second meetup?
Speaker 3: He has no idea and he needs our help.
Speaker 6: Alex Oh sorry, yeah, yeah, thanks guys, I mean.
Speaker 2: Are you busy right now? Are you doing something else?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: No, sorry, sorry that was just such a long It
Speaker 6: was a long preamble. I'm very ready.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's see what happened. But yeah, jeff works. Sorry. Sorry,
Speaker 5: I was very well written.
Speaker 4: It was like, Alex, I'm so much less inclined to
Speaker 4: help you.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: That's fine, it's okay. Well dial this school's number.
Speaker 4: We might even say nice things about you too, depending
Speaker 4: on how it goes.
Speaker 3: But I'm just going to dial the number. Hopefully she
Speaker 3: picks up.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Mia?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Hello, who's it?
Speaker 4: This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the Morning. You don't have to be scared of us.
Speaker 4: We're a pretty friendly group.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just not a phone call I've expected the morning,
Speaker 7: that's all.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can understand that we do reach out of
Speaker 4: the blue, but we're trying to help out a listener
Speaker 4: that you went on a date with recently, a guy
Speaker 4: named Alex.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, what, Yes.
Speaker 2: I guess your guys' date was like four or five
Speaker 2: days ago, he said, because we do.
Speaker 3: This thing called second date updates.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you're familiar with that, but if
Speaker 4: you go out on a date with someone and you're
Speaker 4: not getting a call back. Listeners can email us and
Speaker 4: have us reach out on their behalf to figure out
Speaker 4: if there's a reason why.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, that feels invasive.
Speaker 2: I think it's we're trying to be helpful. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's not a negative thing.
Speaker 7: What's in it for me? Possibly your friend, I don't know,
Speaker 7: you pay for it, or gift card or something.
Speaker 4: Well, don't even let's not even worry about.
Speaker 7: I mean, if everything's being aired for the public and
Speaker 7: my co workers, whoever's listening, I mean, I want something
Speaker 7: out of it.
Speaker 4: Well, sure, we'll get to that down the road, but first,
Speaker 4: let's talk about Alex.
Speaker 3: What did you think of him?
Speaker 7: He was nice. He was a really good guy. You know.
Speaker 7: He teased me a little bit because I like to
Speaker 7: go into a restaurant prepared.
Speaker 2: He mentioned that you had made a joke that you
Speaker 2: had memorized the menu.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh yeah, I will look things up ahead of time.
Speaker 7: I want to make sure there's stuff there that I like.
Speaker 3: Okay, everybody does that.
Speaker 4: We did hear a lot about the date from Alex,
Speaker 4: and we're wondering if maybe there was any part of
Speaker 4: it that you didn't like. That might explain why you're
Speaker 4: not meeting up with him again.
Speaker 7: No, No, he was really nice. It was fun. I
Speaker 7: just don't know where I am as far as being
Speaker 7: ready to get into a relationship again.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what specifically is holding you back from, like,
Speaker 4: at least just seeing him for one more date, not
Speaker 4: jumping into a relationship, but just hanging out.
Speaker 7: Okay, this is probably going to be too much information, but.
Speaker 2: Oh I love too much. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 3: What do you want to share?
Speaker 7: Well, the last guy I dated, when he broke up
Speaker 7: with me, he said, I can't date you. You're a
Speaker 7: terrible kisser.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, kissing chemistry, yeah, kiss.
Speaker 7: So I'm like, okay, well, maybe I just need practice,
Speaker 7: you know, like work on technique, kiss like thirty different guys,
Speaker 7: and then just kind of go back and say, see
Speaker 7: I actually can kiss.
Speaker 2: Wait, go back to your ex and kiss him after
Speaker 2: you've learned how to.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, no, don't give him the good No, that guy sucks.
Speaker 2: We're not going to do that.
Speaker 7: I'm going to do it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, this is not going to give you
Speaker 2: the satisfaction that you think it will.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, no, why instead of going back into that
Speaker 4: situation why not focus on Alex, who assumingly already thinks
Speaker 4: you are.
Speaker 3: A good kisser.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he loved the kiss.
Speaker 7: I mean, this is how messed up he put in
Speaker 7: my head, like the ax I I, before I even
Speaker 7: go in for a kiss, I will tell a bad
Speaker 7: kiss story just to kind of like break the ice
Speaker 7: a bit.
Speaker 2: Oh, because you told that story about the back of
Speaker 2: the neck.
Speaker 3: Oh that was a move he told you that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we heard.
Speaker 4: We heard about a different date you went on where
Speaker 4: some guy kissed the back of your neck and you
Speaker 4: thought that was weird.
Speaker 2: Was that even true?
Speaker 7: She wasn't exactly true, but it definitely helps break the
Speaker 7: ice for when I go in for a kiss later.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, but he's just a practice, that's the sad part.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he shouldn't feel bad. I've been practicing with a
Speaker 7: lot of people.
Speaker 4: No, I'm sure he's gonna love to hear that. And
Speaker 4: he actually already has heard it because he's been listening
Speaker 4: to this phone call on the other line.
Speaker 3: The entire time. Mia, we don't know, Yeah, waiting to
Speaker 3: talk to you. So Alex are you there?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Hey, Mi yah, Yeah I heard all of that.
Speaker 7: Oh I'm so sorry. Okay, so I'm.
Speaker 6: Basically being used as like a practice dummy for kissing
Speaker 6: for you.
Speaker 7: You were I actually really liked you, and I'm like,
Speaker 7: you're my favorite to practice on.
Speaker 2: Why would you go out on dates?
Speaker 5: Mia?
Speaker 2: Why not just go to a club and start making
Speaker 2: out with people on the dance floor. It is so
Speaker 2: easy to get guys to kiss you. I'm going to
Speaker 2: tell you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, I've done that too.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, she's got to get the whole experience.
Speaker 4: Oh, just anybody who's willing to kiss you and give
Speaker 4: you a little practice so that you can improve for
Speaker 4: your ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2: That sucks. That sucks for our guy, man, Yeah it does.
Speaker 6: It doesn't suck for me.
Speaker 7: I'm in the teens already.
Speaker 4: Oh Alex, does this change your mind that you're helping
Speaker 4: her improve?
Speaker 6: I mean, look, this is a weird situation, but I
Speaker 6: do appreciate that people that you've kissed you're putting me
Speaker 6: at number one.
Speaker 2: Well you think it's a compet I mean it's not.
Speaker 7: Really ranking or competition, but you're definitely in the top third.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: I mean, is it possible that there's another way to
Speaker 4: get good at kissing where you don't have to lock
Speaker 4: lips with forty strangers.
Speaker 2: Does you just find someone where your chemistry matches? I mean,
Speaker 2: obviously you two had an amazing kiss. Like he's calling,
Speaker 2: he's so excited to see you again, Like this is working.
Speaker 2: The stuff with your ax didn't work. That's why.
Speaker 6: Look, Mia, we had such a great time. Like the
Speaker 6: kissing is only going to get better. So I'm sure
Speaker 6: I'll move up to first eventually.
Speaker 2: What you're still to compete?
Speaker 3: It's the competitive side of a guy.
Speaker 7: They have to be number one, which is definitely something
Speaker 7: my ex would say.
Speaker 2: What we are not over him? Are we? Okay?
Speaker 7: I'm teasing. I'm teasing.
Speaker 6: I'm teasing him now.
Speaker 7: That you should try this. Go out, meet people, kiss
Speaker 7: different people. It's not as bad as these guys are
Speaker 7: making it sound. I mean plenty has met, have been
Speaker 7: kissing and telling for years.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Me, I'm familiar with the concept of dating.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean we do that. Keep on kissing, keep
Speaker 7: on improving.
Speaker 6: Wait, it seems like you think I'm a good kisser,
Speaker 6: and you know what, frankly, you're not a very good kisser.
Speaker 5: I mean you're you're for your ex.
Speaker 7: Wow, you sound like my ex.
Speaker 4: You want to hang out that's a healthy thing to
Speaker 4: say the world.
Speaker 5: I think I'm done with this. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: I don't believe we went this far for you to
Speaker 2: finally deny her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but after she lied about kissing the other people
Speaker 4: just to get you to kiss her.
Speaker 7: But you can always get better ping me when you
Speaker 7: need it.
Speaker 4: In fact, I'm gonna there's a high probability of kissing
Speaker 4: in the forecast with a chance of hands play if
Speaker 4: you two would agree to see each other again.
Speaker 2: Think he just said no?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean, look, there's been a lot of new information
Speaker 4: and emotions that have come out during this call, and
Speaker 4: sure he may have said some stuff in the heat
Speaker 4: of the moment like no, I'm not interested, But when
Speaker 4: the dust settles, I bet you he's going to want
Speaker 4: to give her another chance, especially after thirty seconds of
Speaker 4: him non stop saying no.
Speaker 3: So, Alex, what do you think?
Speaker 5: I mean?
Speaker 6: This is weirder than just a booty call.
Speaker 5: Like it's a lipy call.
Speaker 3: It's not weird if you don't think about it, though.
Speaker 3: What do you eat on a kissing date?
Speaker 6: Lots of I'm going to pass on that, Okay, we're
Speaker 6: looking for different things.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we are all right.
Speaker 6: Well she enjoyed kissing me.
Speaker 5: I don't care what she says.
Speaker 2: Now, that's right, you stick with that confidence.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Top third, all.
Speaker 2: The dogs in the city just started barking.
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: If you put on your dating profile that you're just
Speaker 4: looking to make out with a bunch of people to
Speaker 4: improve kissing enough to get back together with your ex, would.
Speaker 3: That get you more matches or would it get you less?
Speaker 2: More? Girl? Yes, if you're a guy, no more. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The same thing like if a guy put it on
Speaker 4: his bio, Alexis, would you swipe.
Speaker 3: Right on that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't want to relationship anyway. There you go. Yeah, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I think honestly goes a long ways.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's changing their bios.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we speak. You're just trying to get better at
Speaker 3: locking lips.
Speaker 2: Wow, that is going to be a nightmare when she
Speaker 2: gets back and kisses that ex. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Or we could be really optimistic and he's like, wow,
Speaker 4: you've really come a long way.
Speaker 2: She's missing out on the guy that was like decent
Speaker 2: and nice to go back and kiss her ex.
Speaker 3: It's not a good like Alexi said, who wants that.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's right.
Speaker 3: Figure out what kissing leads to.
Speaker 5: That's even more fun.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, the level I know that she has forty
Speaker 4: more dudes to improve on that. No, okay, well, if
Speaker 4: you want to improve just on your dating life in
Speaker 4: any way, you can always email our show and we'll
Speaker 4: call that person who's not calling you back and go
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