Speaker 1: Wait, how do I move Like we're on top of
Speaker 1: each other and you're on top, which that doesn't.
Speaker 2: Really make sense. I am a top. I'm a top, Guys,
Speaker 2: it makes so much sense that I'm on top because
Speaker 2: I am a top, my top king. Welcome to this
Speaker 2: episode of emergency in her calm. Uh, familiar faces, familiar spaces. Baby,
Speaker 2: we're back in our hometown's uh getting freaky with it?
Speaker 2: You know how that goes.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna pull the Beyonce when she's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, when she's getting her hair done, what is
Speaker 2: it like, beauty?
Speaker 1: Why did she do that? Sacred beauty?
Speaker 2: She's silly, she's freaking out.
Speaker 1: Well, so much to say, so much to say, so
Speaker 1: little freedom.
Speaker 2: I love. There is a lot a lot going on
Speaker 2: in our personal lives that if you're dealing with some
Speaker 2: similar shit, you know the vibes, just know you're not
Speaker 2: You're not alone with with the family see the family drama.
Speaker 1: This who shall pass? Me saying that to myself for
Speaker 1: the past decade, I'm like, this soon shall pass?
Speaker 2: I mean, but it passes every single time. That's a cry.
Speaker 2: The things I used to worry about like they're not
Speaker 2: they were a blip in the fucking timeline and it's
Speaker 2: never ever that deep. But like in the moment, I
Speaker 2: literally feel like everything is gonna crumble and burn and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna die, and everybody I know and love is
Speaker 2: going to die. But it passes and everything's okay. So
Speaker 2: just remind yourself that in this moment, you're gonna be okay.
Speaker 2: We got I feel ball rug.
Speaker 1: Oh it's my brother's rug. Also, this table is messy. Oh.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you look really good, you look
Speaker 1: cute today. I love your hair.
Speaker 2: I haven't washed my hair in five days.
Speaker 1: Hill, well, I said, or not? I said something I
Speaker 1: was thinking in the car because I had seen a
Speaker 1: video earlier today that this older woman didn't know what
Speaker 1: chat GBT is, Like this girl's mom didn't know what
Speaker 1: it was. And she said like by the end of
Speaker 1: it she was starting again and she's like, oh, can
Speaker 1: I ask him this advice? And I was like, first
Speaker 1: of all, it is crazy because I do the same thing,
Speaker 1: Like I always think of chat GBT as a man,
Speaker 1: and it is rooted in such misogyny and all this shit.
Speaker 1: But if you really think about it, chat GBT is
Speaker 1: a girl as fuck, Like what do you mean you
Speaker 1: were constantly looking through my fucking phone. You were keeping
Speaker 1: tabs at everything. I do everything, I say everything.
Speaker 2: I like know the answer to every question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as if you haven't gone through my fucking phone,
Speaker 1: like you went through my phone. You're a girl? Is
Speaker 1: a girl?
Speaker 2: That video I sent you last night? And yet of like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is relatable to anybody else,
Speaker 2: but people who came from interesting family dynamics. I recall
Speaker 2: going through my parents' phones all the time, like, and
Speaker 2: I needed to know if we were a happy household,
Speaker 2: Like I would go through every text message, every conversation
Speaker 2: between my mom and my dad. Have been scarred a
Speaker 2: few times, but I wanted to like, as a kid,
Speaker 2: did you get me my parents are hot?
Speaker 1: Like you think they're attractive? Yeah, oh, I guess I
Speaker 1: think my parents are attractive too, Like my parents are
Speaker 1: attractive people, but it's like how they made me.
Speaker 2: I'm just oh god, I'm just jokeing.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, I mean like because it's I
Speaker 1: don't mean like I find my parents attractive the fuck,
Speaker 1: but I do think about that because I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: people have to find my parents attractive, like my parents
Speaker 1: are good looking people and they made me how they
Speaker 1: made someone this gorgeous, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: It makes no sense, but tell you to get that
Speaker 2: bussy over here, get that shit to Grandberry, Texas.
Speaker 1: You can't say that to him because you know he
Speaker 1: likes those jokes with you too much. And like, you
Speaker 1: give my dad an inch, he'll take a.
Speaker 2: Fucking mile like the fact, yea, and he can take
Speaker 2: this mile around the block.
Speaker 1: You're cooked you literally, I'm not kidding. You can't. You
Speaker 1: know you can't joke with my dad like that because
Speaker 1: then he just calls me and says random like shit,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, that's not your friend, don't say that.
Speaker 1: Already called me and he was like, I met this
Speaker 1: guy who reminded me so much of Drew. The guy
Speaker 1: seemed nothing like Drew. The only thing about him that
Speaker 1: was like Drew was he was gay and had a purse,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, that was that was his vibe? He was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it reminded me so much of Drew. And it was
Speaker 2: a guy with her purse.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I have an aunt who was asking
Speaker 1: my dad and was like, you don't think that boy
Speaker 1: likes Anya? And no, he was like, what boy? And
Speaker 1: he was like, the boy she does all the videos with.
Speaker 1: You don't think they like each other? And then my
Speaker 1: dad was like I'm pretty sure like that, no, like
Speaker 1: I don't think they like each other. And then my
Speaker 1: dad had to like tiptoe run and she was like
Speaker 1: is he yay? And then he was like and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, as far as I know, Like I
Speaker 1: don't really like, I don't ask, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: because my dad was just not about to be like
Speaker 1: he's okay, He's like it was just.
Speaker 2: A funny back queen.
Speaker 1: But my aunt was really convinced that you were low
Speaker 1: key plotting on me.
Speaker 2: She was like, no, I vinced. I've said I've been
Speaker 2: plotting for a decade. I'm not kidding. I'm in it
Speaker 2: for the long run.
Speaker 1: Like nice guys, finished flast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, like everyone in my family like is so
Speaker 2: confused by our dynamic. And they're like, are they like
Speaker 2: in love? Like yes, but yes? Are they like in
Speaker 2: love love yes?
Speaker 1: But yes, yes, but no but yes?
Speaker 2: And layers oh my god. Ya Okay, So you know
Speaker 2: I've been complaining about my exema for like the last
Speaker 2: few weeks, like every time I go to a cold place,
Speaker 2: I get exima on the insides of my arms, and
Speaker 2: like it's every year around the wintertime and it sticks
Speaker 2: until the spring comes around. I don't know what the
Speaker 2: fucking vibe is. I'm assuming it's just dry air or
Speaker 2: cold air, whatever the fuck. I was so fed up
Speaker 2: with it the other night, I was like, the lotion
Speaker 2: isn't working, like it puts its lotion on its skin,
Speaker 2: like it puts its lotion on its skin. It was
Speaker 2: not working. So finally decided I bit the bullet and
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, I'll I will test
Speaker 2: this old wives tale and see what the vibe is.
Speaker 2: And I took an oatmeal bath for the first time
Speaker 2: ever in my life. I swear to God, it cured
Speaker 2: it overnight. I'm not joking. It literally cured my exema
Speaker 2: on my arms overnight because I took an oatmeal bath
Speaker 2: and I squidged that like oatmeal juice, which no one
Speaker 2: told me. It literally looks like pre come but I like,
Speaker 2: hell the inside of my arms and just like basically
Speaker 2: use it as lotion, and it fucking worked, So that
Speaker 2: shit literally works. I don't know if it's anecdotal or not,
Speaker 2: but like I swear it worked for me.
Speaker 1: I mean, I believe it because the only lotion I
Speaker 1: can use on my body that doesn't make my skin
Speaker 1: feel like it's being torn apart is oatmeal based lotions.
Speaker 1: But even that, I'm like, y'all have to be putting
Speaker 1: alcohol or something in this, Like there has to be
Speaker 1: something in this that's like not good for me, because
Speaker 1: it still makes me. I wake up and I feel
Speaker 1: like if somebody went like this to my like knees,
Speaker 1: it would just like my skin would fall.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I was gonna say I did wake up
Speaker 2: with like like my back literally being like a block
Speaker 2: of sand paper, Like there were these like bumps all over.
Speaker 2: I could like itch it off, like I scratched all
Speaker 2: the mumps off.
Speaker 1: But like I wonder if it was just like because see,
Speaker 1: I don't fuck with oatmeal, Like, if you are somebody
Speaker 1: who eats oatmeal, you are fucking nasty to me. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I don't give a fuck. I know it's
Speaker 1: like such a staple thing for everybody. The texture of
Speaker 1: oatmeal literally taste like if somebody hawked a loogie into
Speaker 1: my cereal. That is what oatmeal is.
Speaker 2: It does taste like a sneeze it. Really, I get
Speaker 2: it tastes like a sneeze.
Speaker 1: Brother, that shit does not taste good, and also like it.
Speaker 1: Why is it great? I feel like, no matter what
Speaker 1: y'all be doing the most like putting your fucking like
Speaker 1: organic almond butter and shit and it starts to look gray.
Speaker 2: Like, it starts to look like gray matter. It starts
Speaker 2: to look like infant diarrhea. But overnight oats is a
Speaker 2: trend that I really thought I could get behind. I
Speaker 2: really was like, oh, like, this is something I can
Speaker 2: do every day and eat. Bitch. I had one bowl
Speaker 2: of it and it was the most vile, ansid shit
Speaker 2: I've ever put into my mouth in my entire fucking life.
Speaker 2: And my mouth has led me to some very very
Speaker 2: dark places, let me tell you that much. And that
Speaker 2: is at the top of the.
Speaker 1: The evil the evil tear with the pyramid tier. Bro.
Speaker 1: I just I'm such a texture person for food. I've
Speaker 1: realized like it has to be specifically.
Speaker 2: Your hair looks like gorgeous today? Did you do something different?
Speaker 1: I forgot all of my hair products except a moose,
Speaker 1: but my hair just a vibe. I need to go
Speaker 1: stand around outside because when I get that humidity in
Speaker 1: my hair, like I haven't been outside today, but when
Speaker 1: I get that humidity.
Speaker 2: In my hair, every time we do a zoom episode,
Speaker 2: I fall in love with you a little more.
Speaker 1: Thanks. It's also because like I can't help but if
Speaker 1: there is a hammera or a reflective surface, I will
Speaker 1: be looking at myself and.
Speaker 2: Just subtenly like capture your angle.
Speaker 1: Like I'm literally like I'm trying to be so nah
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm like I do the exact opposite in you, where
Speaker 2: I see myself and I go.
Speaker 1: I'm so puggy, I so pug Did you see that
Speaker 1: edit from Trisha talking about us again? And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's like this on going back and
Speaker 1: forth now and we seem too cool to go on
Speaker 1: the podcast, but genuinely we are not only so busy,
Speaker 1: which she did acknowledge, but also cut camera like literally
Speaker 1: my mind, my mind, I literally I at this point,
Speaker 1: I can't tell if I have OCD or if I'm
Speaker 1: really bordering on schizophrenia. I can't lie. The past few days,
Speaker 1: like my thought process before falling asleep, I think I
Speaker 1: wrote it down because I explain.
Speaker 2: What you were just saying, because that sounded like cut
Speaker 2: the cameras to Tricia and oh.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not saying cut the cameras to Tricia.
Speaker 1: I'm saying cut the cameras to my brain.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: That's also like, I feel like I haven't been on
Speaker 1: a good one and I want to go on that
Speaker 1: podcast and literally be like that of a lifetime because
Speaker 1: for her, like being on her podcast is going to
Speaker 1: make me us feel how she probably felt before she
Speaker 1: was on SNL. Does that make sense, Like it's the
Speaker 1: same level of anxiety and like I need to perform
Speaker 1: and I don't feel like I've been able to perform.
Speaker 1: So that's why I'm like, cut the camera.
Speaker 2: Also, wait, no, no, no. She also was like, oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're like gorgeous, they're beautiful, like Enya's literally a model,
Speaker 2: Like Enya's so high in a model and she's beautiful.
Speaker 2: And Drew well, okay, Drew too.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, let's count the campaign's babes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, that's modelble.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm literally not. Also, when every time she says that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I literally I go into a shoot
Speaker 1: and I serve the same exact face every I.
Speaker 2: Will say we have a really cool shoot coming out,
Speaker 2: like a couple of cool shoots coming out where we're
Speaker 2: giving like we're giving what the girls wanted. We're giving
Speaker 2: the fantasy.
Speaker 1: Very specifically, one shoot in specific that I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: Like now it feels like we're pushing it. Like now
Speaker 1: I can't even get mad at my aunt for being.
Speaker 2: Like what's happening, because she's going to see those pictures
Speaker 2: and be like, right, see, I told you, I told
Speaker 2: you about who did it better? But my brother was
Speaker 2: like talking to me about us, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: like I told them the big news what we just
Speaker 2: found out the other day. And he was like is
Speaker 2: she Like is she in love with you? Like are
Speaker 2: you in love with her? Like like what's what's the
Speaker 2: dynamic there? And I was like I really don't have
Speaker 2: the time to explain it to you right now, babe,
Speaker 2: Like it's the nuclear family. Why is everyone all my
Speaker 2: dacking balls, like stay out of my fucking business?
Speaker 1: Like I know, I'm like, broh, y'all have Like that's
Speaker 1: how I know y'all aren't really about this found family shit,
Speaker 1: Like you claim you're about it, but you're not really
Speaker 1: about it. Like when I think of my future. I
Speaker 1: genuinely think of being with my friends and being old
Speaker 1: and getting high and like watching their cards play around
Speaker 1: in their front yard.
Speaker 2: Like and then when I think of getting old, I
Speaker 2: think of uh doing a bunch of opiates and Anya
Speaker 2: taking care of my opiate addicted body when I'm like seventy, oh.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna need a caretaker? Because I'm about to
Speaker 1: join you, You're joining me, I'm tapping in. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be like, you know what that does? Look fun? Like,
Speaker 1: let's go, let's take a trip.
Speaker 2: After I'm old and decrepit and rotten, I feel like
Speaker 2: I can get away with whatever I want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, undercause I feel like for the most part, I
Speaker 1: was talking about this recently with somebody because I think,
Speaker 1: at least specifically me, I look back at my teenage years,
Speaker 1: and I always think I should have done more bad things,
Speaker 1: like I should have been more of a reckless teenager.
Speaker 1: I wasn't nearly as reckless because I'm just such an
Speaker 1: anxious person and I've always been like, no, what have
Speaker 1: been something happened? Well, you had reasons, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: was like always scared and I had to be a
Speaker 1: responsible parent, So I like couldn't do that. And now
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm about to turn twenty six, and
Speaker 1: I'm starting to feel like that about my twenties. Like
Speaker 1: I think there's only two solid decisions that I've made
Speaker 1: as a twenty year old where I'm like, that's kint,
Speaker 1: that's such a twenty something year old decision, Like you're
Speaker 1: so crazy, girl. I have maybe twenty minutes worth of
Speaker 1: speaking to doing my twenties that are like I was crazy.
Speaker 2: Other than that, it's like and you know you you're
Speaker 2: thinking about it all wrong. Our twenties have been the
Speaker 2: most obscure, random, weird, fucking like absolutely batshit crazy out
Speaker 2: of the norm like twenties anybody could ever fucking have.
Speaker 2: And like I I think your twenties are like I
Speaker 2: should be like having doing s every single night with
Speaker 2: a new person, and I should be doing all of
Speaker 2: these drugs and I should be doing all of this shit.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, that's bad, that's gnarly. I
Speaker 2: think there is room for some play, some play on
Speaker 2: both ends, but like I don't trust that shit, and
Speaker 2: that I like, I really I really don't trust that
Speaker 2: shit now, Like I am so scared of everything.
Speaker 1: No, I even mean that I meant, like, why haven't
Speaker 1: I had like four situationships on iPhone at one time?
Speaker 1: I am sorry, and I'm really not trying to center romantics,
Speaker 1: but I think I am just spoiled at this point
Speaker 1: and I have like all of my fun love from
Speaker 1: all my friends and family, but like, why do I
Speaker 1: wake up to a driest fuck phone.
Speaker 2: I'm literally it's your fault. That is your fault. You
Speaker 2: don't text nobody back? Yeah, nobody back? Yeah no, But like.
Speaker 1: Come on, seriously, Like when was the last time I
Speaker 1: had to text somebody and I was like, ooh, let
Speaker 1: me make sure I texted the right person because I'm
Speaker 1: talking to like four people at the same time.
Speaker 2: Like literally me yesterday.
Speaker 1: I think it's just my like innate nature is a
Speaker 1: woman to hunt and gather, and that's what I want
Speaker 1: to do with people who are obsessed with me, but
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be Wait, a woman's need to
Speaker 2: like decorate the house is like epigenetic hunter and gather.
Speaker 2: Fucking shit, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like it's the same thing with like people. I'm just like, well,
Speaker 1: my DNA tells me I'm supposed to sert community and
Speaker 1: family and maybe yeah, part of that community is just
Speaker 1: people who want my whole who will never receive it.
Speaker 1: But like the fuck, Like, seriously, what is the point
Speaker 1: of living if nobody was like what, like, no one's
Speaker 1: fiending over my whole? Like no one is like.
Speaker 2: I'm right here, I've been here for ten years, have
Speaker 2: been this year? I think, So what is that Mike
Speaker 2: who wants to vote? Who's vote me?
Speaker 1: One friend?
Speaker 2: Who's too wo I love that means so much the
Speaker 2: way I just need to show that what were you
Speaker 2: gonna say?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, she's so fucking.
Speaker 2: Funny, she's really advanced. But I do need to show
Speaker 2: the people that I'm not ugly. It's just the headphones.
Speaker 1: You're so annoying. Like you didn't look ugly with the
Speaker 1: headphones on.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, my face just looked like three inches too wide.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know what you mean. Every time I
Speaker 1: have headphones on, it gives me like head dysmorphia, Like
Speaker 1: I feel like it morphs the shape of my head, like.
Speaker 2: See look, It's like it's almost like an optical illusion. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I was fingering my ass the other day and uh,
Speaker 2: I pulled it out and it was covered and boot, bitch,
Speaker 2: what the fuck emergency intercom even about?
Speaker 1: I know, well, I saw a girl on TikTok talking
Speaker 1: about how she went to a raccoon themed restaurant and
Speaker 1: she was getting her food stolen by raccoons. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: first of all, let's call it for what it is.
Speaker 1: Call a spade a spade that is a restaurant with
Speaker 1: a raccoon infestation and they are making lemonade out of
Speaker 1: fucking lemons. There's no world where someone was just sitting
Speaker 1: around and was like, oh my god, you know what
Speaker 1: sounds lit if we invited a bunch of fucking raccoons
Speaker 1: into our restaurant where we have.
Speaker 2: To circuel our food.
Speaker 1: Also, how is that legal?
Speaker 2: It's probably not. It's probably in fucking Serbia or some shit.
Speaker 1: How easy is it to get rabies? And also how
Speaker 1: bad is rabies? Like is rabies?
Speaker 2: Even serious rabies is horrible? Like you get it and
Speaker 2: you have like a ninety percent chance of dying, and
Speaker 2: like your death is like you're fully loocid and awake
Speaker 2: the whole time, and you know, like you're dying and
Speaker 2: your body is just rejecting water, Like if they bring
Speaker 2: water into in front of your face. You start like hissing.
Speaker 2: You're like, get away from me, get the water away
Speaker 2: from me.
Speaker 1: But you're like I always thought rabies was just like
Speaker 1: something they kind of exaggerated for, like over the hedge.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's it's really gnarly, like it's I think
Speaker 2: it's like pretty difficult for people to get. But if
Speaker 2: people get it, like you're cooked, you're basically done, like
Speaker 2: there's no coming back from that.
Speaker 1: Let me see if I can order a stran uh.
Speaker 1: I want to smoke that rabies like brabies like me.
Speaker 1: I want a stream called like Raby's glue. That would
Speaker 1: be crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the Raccoon restaurant is like a scam, just
Speaker 2: like Airbnb cats are a scam because you're basically paying
Speaker 2: and someone's paying to stay in someone's house to house
Speaker 2: sit their cat.
Speaker 1: Like no, literally, like I am paying to do your job.
Speaker 1: I'm paying to clean the litter box because if I don't,
Speaker 1: I have to suffocate from an like ammonia smell in
Speaker 1: here for the next four days. Is also I'm sorry
Speaker 1: unless Airbnb reaches on decides to pay me. Like if
Speaker 1: that's the case, y'all never fucking heard me say this,
Speaker 1: mm hm, but fuck Airbnb. Airbnb is the biggest scam ever,
Speaker 1: Like it's it's equivalent to kind of the uber thing
Speaker 1: I was talking about how like a lot of ubers
Speaker 1: recently just stink. A lot of Airbnbs stink esthetically, like
Speaker 1: they just look like they fucking stink, And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I just it's like when you're going apartment hunting and
Speaker 1: you find you think you found the best place of
Speaker 1: your life on Zillow, and then you go to the
Speaker 1: place and it's like, genuinely, what the fuck am I
Speaker 1: looking in? And also how is it legal for people
Speaker 1: to live here?
Speaker 2: And yah, I will never forget that house that we
Speaker 2: thought we were gonna move into and it was straight
Speaker 2: up demonic energy. I'm not kidding. I don't know if
Speaker 2: we ever talked about that on here.
Speaker 1: I don't think we did.
Speaker 2: We went and saw like a house that like it
Speaker 2: was perfect in the photos. It was its huge, it
Speaker 2: was like literally straight up like compound vibes like, and
Speaker 2: it was cheap as fucking We were like, dude, what
Speaker 2: is the issue? Like, what is the issue? Like, what
Speaker 2: what's the catch here? We pulled up I'm not kidding
Speaker 2: we walked through the threshold, and I swear to god
Speaker 2: it was haunted by ghosts and demons, like we left
Speaker 2: it immediately.
Speaker 1: We need to talk about the fact that like a
Speaker 1: couple like not that much older than us showed up
Speaker 1: to show the apartment with a child who was not
Speaker 1: that much younger than us, Like she was younger, but
Speaker 1: she was like sixteen. The couple looked like thirty. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, honestly, that's a vibe, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: judging teen parents, that's a fucking vibe. But the parents'
Speaker 1: low key seemed drunk. They both had to Stanley.
Speaker 2: Cups, drunk as fuck, drinking out of that stan Lee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like drinking out of Stanley cups, and
Speaker 1: they were kind of just not talking to us and
Speaker 1: walking us through the place. They just opened it up. Also,
Speaker 1: the mom was wearing size for Jordans.
Speaker 2: I had pictures of it. I won't air her out
Speaker 2: for her own privacy, but it is quite literally the silly,
Speaker 2: silliest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: It was so awesome. Also, the dar like was running
Speaker 1: around the house and hiding around corners and genuinely jumping
Speaker 1: out at us. So the vibe was already odd and
Speaker 1: they were late. They were like fifteen minutes late, so
Speaker 1: we had been standing around this house. Also, the neighbor
Speaker 1: spoke to us and was basically being like, yeah, like
Speaker 1: this neighborhood is very quiet, and I don't want college
Speaker 1: kids living next to me.
Speaker 2: And we were like, Okay, it's okay, we're not college
Speaker 2: we're not college kids, and we're gonna be loud as
Speaker 2: fuck on purpose now, Like literally, I'm not kidding. When
Speaker 2: our next door neighbor, it was beginning of COVID pandemic.
Speaker 2: I was cleaning the house and I had a speaker
Speaker 2: in the house not even playing that loud when she
Speaker 2: came over and would like banging on our door and
Speaker 2: was like shut the fucking music off. I literally, oh
Speaker 2: my god. I literally crashed out. Like I've been in
Speaker 2: a perpetual crash out state for like the last month,
Speaker 2: but like that was like next level. Like I said
Speaker 2: some really hateful things that I don't say to anybody,
Speaker 2: like I've never even said it to another person since,
Speaker 2: Like it was really really bad, but don't fucking play
Speaker 2: with me, Like and you know what I did.
Speaker 1: Thing. It's like even the people on our building. Even
Speaker 1: the people in our building don't complain about noise, So like,
Speaker 1: how are you in a completely different building next door?
Speaker 1: It's not my fault. This building was made in eighteen
Speaker 1: oh three. In the wood or the glass of the
Speaker 1: windows is actually like drinking cup class. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: The windows in our apartment. I genuinely think if I
Speaker 1: like flicked it hard enough it would just shatter.
Speaker 2: Okay, I do want to say, where the fuck did
Speaker 2: the co Catte gurlies go? The croquette gurlyes? Like I
Speaker 2: swear to god, I couldn't turn in my own house
Speaker 2: without seeing thirty six Cocutte girls just like chilling there.
Speaker 2: Where they at? Like where are they at?
Speaker 1: Like what did they morph into? Like what was the
Speaker 1: next step?
Speaker 2: Like village people, corps? I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: Like uh, like.
Speaker 2: The old town? Yeah, like the it's old but it's
Speaker 2: still bark means.
Speaker 1: I love that picture. You mean the gun that's like
Speaker 1: sitting on the guy's lap and he's like, who the
Speaker 1: fuck are you gonna kill? Thomas Jefferson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's old, but it's still barked.
Speaker 1: I think I said this. I can't remember if I
Speaker 1: said this on the last episode. But we need baptisms
Speaker 1: for non religious people. Yeah, like I want something like that.
Speaker 1: But like, because I wouldn't say I'm not religious in
Speaker 1: the sense that I do believe there is a God.
Speaker 1: I have no specific dimensions. There's no vision in mind.
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily have a pin. I couldn't build you
Speaker 1: a pinter sport of what my idea of religion is.
Speaker 1: It's very it's very abstract. And also what I mean
Speaker 1: by that is I only think about God when I'm
Speaker 1: actually terrified.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: But I want I just want to baptism like, but
Speaker 1: nothing crazy. I just want to be dunked in water
Speaker 1: by somebody.
Speaker 2: I really just want an autism, like I want to
Speaker 2: be dunked in water. I want an autism, like I
Speaker 2: really really want my priest to put me underwater and
Speaker 2: splash the Holy water on me, Like I really just
Speaker 2: want to be autism.
Speaker 1: I think you're mixing up baptism and autism. Those are
Speaker 1: like really different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think I did.
Speaker 1: Going to the mall during Christmas time is the equivalent
Speaker 1: to I can't even think. I don't think I've experienced anything.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's the equivalent to like Doomsday Beach, like
Speaker 2: that Harry Styles movie where he was like running around
Speaker 2: at war or whatever the he made. Yeah, like that,
Speaker 2: it's literally the Tricia Padies music video, Like let's that,
Speaker 2: Like it's really, it's really you have to be like
Speaker 2: on this same mental capacity as a marine, if not higher,
Speaker 2: to go to the mall within three days of Christmas.
Speaker 1: And that's all I do every year. It's like without fail. Also,
Speaker 1: I guess by the time this comes out, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: by the time this comes out, Christmas is not only done,
Speaker 1: but it's the last episode of twenty twenty four. This
Speaker 1: year has been.
Speaker 2: Scary.
Speaker 1: Well, the good news is I feel like everyone's in
Speaker 1: it together. I don't know a single person who's like
Speaker 1: this has been the best year of my life. I've
Speaker 1: yet to meet somebody who has positive connotations to the
Speaker 1: year twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say the last I was going to say,
Speaker 2: like it's because it's an election cycle, Like no election
Speaker 2: cycle years are good, but twenty sixteen like not to
Speaker 2: be in old head, like if you weren't, And then
Speaker 2: like really, like there was something about twenty sixteen, like
Speaker 2: it was really giving this vibe like literally being drunk
Speaker 2: and listening to the Drake Future album, Like, yeah, it
Speaker 2: was a vibe.
Speaker 1: It was that vibe. But you know what, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think I'm resting on the delusional optimism because this
Speaker 1: year in terms of politics, it feels more intense and
Speaker 1: scary than twenty sixteen, But like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: feel like there is I feel like twenty sixteen was
Speaker 1: so good because there was a togetheredness, especially for our
Speaker 1: age range, for the first time, where it was like
Speaker 1: we were thinking about like people's like moral ideas, like.
Speaker 2: They're idea, just thinking about people, like yeah.
Speaker 1: Literally just like thinking about people, looking at the people
Speaker 1: around you, trying to really realize and dissect why the
Speaker 1: people around you are good for you and like oosh,
Speaker 1: maybe shouldn't be around you. And I feel like, because
Speaker 1: also twenty seventeen, twenty seven, how is that bad? Like
Speaker 1: that was too lit. So I'm genuinely my spiritual psychosis
Speaker 1: is telling me that twenty twenty five is going to
Speaker 1: be awesome, and I'm really scared because I did go
Speaker 1: into twenty twenty four thinking it was going to be awesome,
Speaker 1: and then god.
Speaker 2: I will say, twenty twenty four regardless of that shit
Speaker 2: was iconic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, regardless of personal life, Like work life was awesome
Speaker 1: and I'm very grateful and like, also I feel like
Speaker 1: community building was really good. But personal life it did
Speaker 1: feel like I think somebody put a hex on me.
Speaker 2: I put a hex on you, bab.
Speaker 1: But the HECKS is low key fizzling out. But also
Speaker 1: the HECKS is fizzling out in the way that the
Speaker 1: HECKS is my OCD and it is my prozac.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the hex is low key and it's flop era. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the hex is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like yes, every day I still have my three
Speaker 1: hours of pure fucking panic and disturbia where I'm really
Speaker 1: convinced that everything is gonna fall apart. But I was
Speaker 1: thinking about it in the car and I was like, bruh,
Speaker 1: it really is just my OCD because my main issue is,
Speaker 1: like with the way I love, the way I act,
Speaker 1: the way I guide my life is I am so
Speaker 1: terrified of things going wrong that I want to control
Speaker 1: every aspect of every moving part. You just gotta let go,
Speaker 1: and I need to back up and just be like listen,
Speaker 1: say lev like no more, this too shall pass. I'm
Speaker 1: on a say LEVI wave right now.
Speaker 2: Just like Vida Loca, live in Levida Loca livid la
Speaker 2: vida lokin.
Speaker 1: Also, I need to tell this really funny story about
Speaker 1: my little s blings interacting because they're just at that
Speaker 1: age where they're like teenagers, and they cracked me the
Speaker 1: fuck up. But my little brother Leo cooks like he's
Speaker 1: he's fourteen.
Speaker 2: And he knows how to cook, which like him cook now.
Speaker 1: I know, kind of embarrassed me because I'm like, I
Speaker 1: can't cook. I'm not cooking you anything back.
Speaker 2: It's actually so cute. He like got that from your dad, Like.
Speaker 1: I know, look, he wait, I can show you a
Speaker 1: picture he made me. He made the family steak and
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes, like mashed potatoes from scratch, like he boiled
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes and did the whole thing. And he asked
Speaker 1: me if I wanted to eat, and I of course
Speaker 1: said yes, and then he it was me, my dad
Speaker 1: and him eating because my mom and sister were out
Speaker 1: doing last minute shopping and he cut my steak up
Speaker 1: for me. Oh and he didn't cut my dad's steak.
Speaker 1: But he's like, do you want me to.
Speaker 2: Potatoes? Lime? Green? Hey, brat potatoes.
Speaker 1: Not too much of my brother's potatoes.
Speaker 2: Bro not too much, not too much.
Speaker 1: No, they literally do like green because my parents like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like I hate to air them out, but
Speaker 1: my parents are just at the age where they really
Speaker 1: fuck with those fluorescent ass lights in the house. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, bruh, it is literally it feels like I'm
Speaker 1: at the fucking DMV when I go into the living room.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, your parents.
Speaker 1: Do like vibrant fluorescent white lights.
Speaker 2: Literally yesterday, I'm not kidding, I had an encounter with it.
Speaker 3: Way.
Speaker 2: But backing up to like, I just need to say this,
Speaker 2: Ya's dad like whips up in the fucking kitchen, like
Speaker 2: straight up like chef vibes. I just have to.
Speaker 1: Put Yeah, my dad uh man used to My dad
Speaker 1: used to be a chef and is still a really
Speaker 1: good chef. And I learned nothing mm hmmm. Oh by way,
Speaker 1: before I forgot, he made me stake.
Speaker 2: My dad was excited.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. Well this guys, this
Speaker 1: is my last one. You will never see this ever again.
Speaker 1: Like also, the color change is really gross.
Speaker 2: Wait okay el fa bruh.
Speaker 1: My brother and sister were talking about it like two
Speaker 1: days before because my brother was talking about how he cooks.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, like you actually cooked. That's kind
Speaker 1: of crazy. And I was asking what he cooked and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I really like cooking steak. And
Speaker 1: I was like that's cool, Like I never cooked a
Speaker 1: steak in my life, and then not that, he was like, bruh,
Speaker 1: his steak tasted like fucking rubber. Last time he made it.
Speaker 1: That shit was so bad, blah blah, like going in
Speaker 1: on him and he was like, it's because you don't
Speaker 1: know how to fucking eat steak, bro And then they
Speaker 1: got started going back and forth and she was like
Speaker 1: and then he just breaks through her talking. He goes
Speaker 1: and y know, she told me to cook it like chicken.
Speaker 1: What the fuck does that mean? And then I was like, actually,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? She was like I wanted him
Speaker 1: to cook it, and I wanted if he didn't tell
Speaker 1: me that it was steak, I would think it's chicken.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't think you understand the
Speaker 1: texture of steak. It was never gonna taste like chicken.
Speaker 1: And Lad was just like, what does that mean? Like
Speaker 1: what what does that mean? Like what what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Like like he was just freaking out because he was
Speaker 1: like I couldn't, like you want your steak done like
Speaker 1: so cooked, because she also was like I don't eat
Speaker 1: steak that has red in it, like what if I
Speaker 1: fucking die? Which I agree with, but it was just
Speaker 1: it was I'm just great to be there.
Speaker 2: Wait, let's let let's fucking address that real quick, this
Speaker 2: whole like anti cooked through steak agenda, Like I'm over it.
Speaker 2: It's tried, Like I'm sorry, I don't want fucking nasty
Speaker 2: like blood and guts and like gross shit seeping out
Speaker 2: of my red meat that I already don't want to
Speaker 2: fucking eat. I'm eating it because I have to. I've
Speaker 2: never once been like, well I want a steak right now,
Speaker 2: like what, No, it's because it's put in front of
Speaker 2: me and it's someone else's cooking, and I don't want
Speaker 2: to be mean. I'm sorry. I don't want it to
Speaker 2: be red in the middle. I'm sorry. I want it
Speaker 2: to be cooked.
Speaker 1: Also when it's potatoes and and like the blood leaks
Speaker 1: out and like it dyes the potatoes and now you're
Speaker 1: just having like weird like pink potatoes. There are some
Speaker 1: people who really fuck with the stake. There's just something
Speaker 1: so crazy about cooking a steak at home.
Speaker 2: Like, first of all, now.
Speaker 1: Your sofa smells like cheesecake factory. Yeah, like, now your
Speaker 1: sofa smells crazy like the air a steak in the
Speaker 1: house being cooked. Like I'm so happy my brother cooked
Speaker 1: that for me. But I will say he was heating
Speaker 1: one off for our mom later in the day and
Speaker 1: like he was doing it the proper way and like
Speaker 1: got the pan background everything.
Speaker 4: I was like, ho, the smell it It like leaves,
Speaker 4: like a layer of oil and grease all over the
Speaker 4: house and also on my face.
Speaker 2: And like, also, we need to have a conversation about
Speaker 2: beef tallow moisturizer. I saw this guy that I literally
Speaker 2: think is one of the funniest people in the entire world.
Speaker 2: But I like forgetting his name right now, but he
Speaker 2: made the funniest video ever about beef Tallow, just saying
Speaker 2: like the one line that stuck with me. But it
Speaker 2: was like, if we have to question whether a product
Speaker 2: that goes on your skin smells like beef or not,
Speaker 2: maybe we don't use it. And it was just like
Speaker 2: it was like a huge realization for me where I'm like, yes,
Speaker 2: like at least like the men are taking care of
Speaker 2: their skin, but like at what costs, Like they're putting literal.
Speaker 1: Beef backing barbarian all for us, so you don't have
Speaker 1: to be seen in a fucking altar Sephora, get out
Speaker 1: of my face. Also, where the fuck do you buy
Speaker 1: beef tallow? Where do you buy that? I don't think
Speaker 1: I would trust that off of a delivery truck. A
Speaker 1: lot of y'all were fucking ordering that shit in the
Speaker 1: heat of the summer and it was sitting in the
Speaker 1: back of a truck literally boiling over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was like it does it like melt.
Speaker 2: I have to find this guy's name because, oh, Jake,
Speaker 2: Jake Cornell his beef top.
Speaker 1: Oh he's so funny. I think I saw that video.
Speaker 2: He's really really fucking advanced, like and he's been on
Speaker 2: like a banger run lately, like he's re entering his
Speaker 2: like generational run arc. Well, were you in hyaluronic your
Speaker 2: acid dropped youth tallow moisturizer? Saravey was there, sarave has
Speaker 2: always been there, Like it's okay, bruh.
Speaker 1: That's just it's just too much. Also, the way in
Speaker 1: which we went from people being worried about kids doing
Speaker 1: like the hot water challenge and throwing boiling water on
Speaker 1: each other. That's also you could get on TikTok and
Speaker 1: you could say anything people are so afraid of aging,
Speaker 1: grow the fuck up as.
Speaker 2: Much as literally grow up.
Speaker 1: Twenty six Like I don't. I don't fear aging for
Speaker 1: like my looks and my vanity because I am sorry,
Speaker 1: as insecure of a person as I am, I genuinely
Speaker 1: think I will get hotter as I age. I've accepted
Speaker 1: that like tough burden to carry, but yeah, I'll I'll
Speaker 1: get sexier as I age, Like I'll carry that on
Speaker 1: my shoulders a lot of y'all. I could get on
Speaker 1: TikTok right now and say that at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, like day I take my dirty socks, I
Speaker 1: soak them in hot water, and I dip my hair
Speaker 1: in it so that it will grow. And I would
Speaker 1: put so much money on the fact that someone out
Speaker 1: there would do it and then placebo themselves into thinking
Speaker 1: it works.
Speaker 2: It a thing. I literally just saw something like that
Speaker 2: where girls are now putting their baby's ass ointment all
Speaker 2: over their face before bed, and I actually loki want
Speaker 2: to try it because it's apparently like zinc oxide or
Speaker 2: some shit, but really, like, we don't need to be
Speaker 2: putting everything on our fucking faces. But something I have
Speaker 2: been doing recently that like Loki is it's not like
Speaker 2: a TikTok train and it's something I discovered on my own.
Speaker 2: But I after you use the restroom when you're on
Speaker 2: your period, I go into the toilet, or I mean
Speaker 2: into the trash can next to the toilet, I take
Speaker 2: your tampon out. I ring out the like I mean
Speaker 2: you leave your tampons in for like forty eight hours,
Speaker 2: seventy two hours sometimes, like you're always on the verge
Speaker 2: of stepsis. So it's like even better rotten. And I
Speaker 2: put that on my face before I go to sleep,
Speaker 2: and that's how I get this beautiful, beautiful, glossy skin.
Speaker 2: But it can only be with someone you love, cause
Speaker 2: your periods are sync or something. The signs that I
Speaker 2: haven't gotten down to the bottom of it yet yet.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not kidding if you, oh wait, like I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just miss I miss when people were
Speaker 1: doing crazy shit like that beef Tallow. Honestly, the more
Speaker 1: I think about it, I'm glad we're having this discussion
Speaker 1: because it's really opening doors in my mind right now.
Speaker 1: But the more I think about it, I am like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's annoying the things that pick up. But I want.
Speaker 2: I want blue Whale challenge, I want hot water Challenge, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want the eating the tampon challenge, Like I
Speaker 1: cannot believe we really saw a girl just chew on
Speaker 1: her fucking tampon.
Speaker 2: Like I need the uh tidepod challenge.
Speaker 1: That's our divine wow. Guy's literally our divine because divine
Speaker 1: ate dog shit. She ate the tampon.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Cultural movements and art.
Speaker 2: To repeat itself like two fucking idiots.
Speaker 1: Beef tallow is a little on the cusp of or
Speaker 1: eating eating dog poop is similar to using beef tallow.
Speaker 1: That's what I meant to say. There's a drone.
Speaker 2: Oh hell, no beige babies, So let me talk about
Speaker 2: that for a second. So a beige baby is a
Speaker 2: baby that was raised inside of a beige dungeon like
Speaker 2: those rooms that have done. It's literally just wood color
Speaker 2: like it's there's no color. There's cream, there's white, maybe
Speaker 2: some gray, and that's really as far as it goes.
Speaker 2: But the beige, it's a big part of it. Like
Speaker 2: my sweater. I really want to know the societal implications
Speaker 2: of raising a beige baby, Like I really think it's
Speaker 2: gonna do like damage to the fabric of our society
Speaker 2: because once they see colors for the first time, they
Speaker 2: might actually all develop epilepsy or some shit. Like.
Speaker 1: I also feel like those are the babies who are
Speaker 1: most addicted to like cocoa, melon and shit too, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And the reason they're so
Speaker 1: addicted to is because it's the only time in their
Speaker 1: life they get to see fucking color. And that's probably
Speaker 1: why all the babies are gay, because they see the
Speaker 1: rainbow for the first time and they're so attracted to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the frogs are gay because of the estrogen and
Speaker 2: the water supply. Yeah, the babies are gay because of
Speaker 2: their beige rooms.
Speaker 1: If somebody with a normal brain chemistry heard the past
Speaker 1: like ten minutes of us talking, they would genuinely.
Speaker 2: Think it would be Yeah, it would literally be the same,
Speaker 2: Like it would be the same as giving a jolly
Speaker 2: rancher to a pilgrim, Like it would do the same
Speaker 2: damage to their brain.
Speaker 1: Wait, do the beige babies get to eat fun food?
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of those beige babies also
Speaker 1: have moms who are like, I'm making my baby fruit loops.
Speaker 2: They only eat babes, they only eat mashed potatoes and
Speaker 2: boiled chicken.
Speaker 1: Like that is so insane. Also, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I think if I have a kid, like, I'm really
Speaker 1: gonna let it do whatever the fuck it wants for
Speaker 1: the most part, Like what.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not joking, I'm being dead fucking serious. Like
Speaker 2: I know for a fact that my kid is going
Speaker 2: to be experimenting with drugs when they're fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen.
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to act to their face very upset
Speaker 2: with them. But Loki, I'm gonna be like kind of cool,
Speaker 2: like you're one of the cool kids, aren't you.
Speaker 1: No, I really hope something gets done about pop bars
Speaker 1: because I can't. I can't have a kid who has
Speaker 1: a pot bar.
Speaker 2: Huh did you just see that?
Speaker 1: Did you just almost fall? No?
Speaker 2: I looked insane. I wonder if I look as crazy
Speaker 2: as I.
Speaker 1: Think, you probably think you look crazier than you do.
Speaker 2: Marvel movies are humiliation rituals for top actors in the
Speaker 2: world because those silly fucking suits, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: And seeing them outside of the green screen in that
Speaker 2: stupid fucking little outfit they have on. No, it's it's
Speaker 2: got to be a joke. It's got to be a humiliation.
Speaker 1: Like it's I want to know how those actors like
Speaker 1: talk about being in Marvel movies, Like do you think
Speaker 1: they're like, yes, I'm in a Marvel movie or there,
Speaker 1: or do they preface it to their friends like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just filming something and they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: what I.
Speaker 2: I'm a part.
Speaker 1: I'm a part of the Marvel stuff now. And I
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be like stupid, but I kind
Speaker 1: of like it.
Speaker 2: I actually really love it. Everybody's really sweet. No, literally,
Speaker 2: like we one of our actor friends, we have several
Speaker 2: actor friends, like was talking about being asked to do
Speaker 2: a Marvel movie and how they hook you is like,
Speaker 2: not only are you getting paid like ten million dollars
Speaker 2: for a single role as like, which is just life
Speaker 2: changing generational wealth, but they also like are like, oh,
Speaker 2: and like you're going to be in eight movies over
Speaker 2: the next twelve years, so it's basically guaranteeing them like
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty million dollars. So you really like,
Speaker 2: actually can.
Speaker 1: I guess Marvel is low key like the NFL of acting.
Speaker 1: It's like the biggest deal you can get is being
Speaker 1: a part of that shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it like it is like they make it
Speaker 2: impossible to say no to and then if you say
Speaker 2: no once then like they don't hit you back up
Speaker 2: because they're like, how the fuck could you say no
Speaker 2: to us? Marvel?
Speaker 1: I can't even lie all the shit I'm talking right now.
Speaker 1: If a Marvel contract got put in my face, I'd
Speaker 1: sign it so fucking quick. I would sign it and
Speaker 1: then immediately pull like as Dizzey out of my back
Speaker 1: pocket and get so fucking high because I'm lit for life,
Speaker 1: Like it does no matter.
Speaker 2: I fully I am on the same way of length,
Speaker 2: like I will be doing a Marvel movie if it
Speaker 2: gets put in front of me.
Speaker 1: I want like a Madam Web though, or is that DC.
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be kind of funny, Like I feel
Speaker 1: like we're serving more like we get picked up by
Speaker 1: d C. Is the best we're gonna get. We're not
Speaker 1: getting Marvel.
Speaker 2: And yeah, you're saying really scary things to me right now,
Speaker 2: I am too hot to hear the words DC and Marvel.
Speaker 1: Sorry, my Disney. My Disney brain is coming out. I've
Speaker 1: been having to do a lot of like understanding what
Speaker 1: production companies own what because I was genuinely I am
Speaker 1: obsessed with going to Disneyland. I love Disneyland. I am
Speaker 1: a Disney adult in my free time, and I was
Speaker 1: obsessed with the idea of Wicked like becoming a thing
Speaker 1: in Disney. And then I realized it's universal.
Speaker 2: Uh see, that's that's what I'm saying, universal Wicked World.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, it's the next big thing, like they
Speaker 2: need to do. Like like the ride is uh you're
Speaker 2: writing a broom at the end and the song that
Speaker 2: Alphabus sings like the Wicked Witch of the West or
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck what's the last song.
Speaker 1: If you care of that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's playing in the background, and it's like
Speaker 2: those rides where you're.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they should replace Harry Potter with Wicked.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Like, no, keep Harry Potter and add a
Speaker 2: Wicked World. Like it's that easy because we can go
Speaker 2: in through the gate and it's like you entering shiz
Speaker 2: and it's like a fake water. I'm telling you, I'm cooking.
Speaker 2: I'm literally cooking right now.
Speaker 1: I know I want to go to shoes.
Speaker 2: There's a Tulip Field ride where you're running through the
Speaker 2: tulip fields and it's a roller coaster. I don't want
Speaker 2: to have to run, though, No, you're not running. It's
Speaker 2: a roller coaster.
Speaker 1: Okay, because any ride where I have to do like
Speaker 1: the Haunted Mansion.
Speaker 2: Loki, you're pushing it.
Speaker 1: I just have to walk through this fucking ugly ass
Speaker 1: house right now. Yeah, and you're trying to make it
Speaker 1: seem like I'm on a fun ride when really, the
Speaker 1: ride doesn't start for ten fucking minutes and I have
Speaker 1: to be squished next to the most people ever, it's
Speaker 1: obviously a safety hazard. God forbid. Half this building started
Speaker 1: to catch on fucking fire. There's no escaping from the
Speaker 1: Haunted Mansion. We're all gonna be the next ghost for
Speaker 1: the next fucking guess of this house sets up.
Speaker 2: Woh true? Okay. The last thing I wanted to address
Speaker 2: and kind of talk about is the Enya ozimpic rumors.
Speaker 2: So people think Enya is on ozimpic, But I mean,
Speaker 2: look at her, y'all. She does not look like she's
Speaker 2: on ozimpic, Like, not even close to being on ozimpic, Like,
Speaker 2: she looks nothing like ozimpic at all. She is not.
Speaker 2: There's no like, I don't see a world where she
Speaker 2: could be on ozempic because.
Speaker 1: It feels like you're like it feels like you're kind
Speaker 1: of like doing a backhanded thing right now, like you're
Speaker 1: kind of defending my honor. And I thought you were.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, like, we go to
Speaker 1: the gym often, and it's really weird to say that.
Speaker 2: No, you do not look anything like. You look nothing
Speaker 2: like being on ozempic, looks like like at all.
Speaker 1: That's crazy that you haven't been getting comments because I
Speaker 1: really don't like the way you've been looking. So I've
Speaker 1: been going into your room and like stabbing you with
Speaker 1: an ozembic pen in your stomach while you're sleeping.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm eating lately.
Speaker 1: Imagine doing that to someone, Like, imagine finding out that
Speaker 1: somebody's been coming into your room and just being like
Speaker 1: with nozempic while you're sleeping. Honestly, like, no, I would
Speaker 1: be mad because I've heard such scary after effects of
Speaker 1: like health issues that come with ozempic, So I'd be
Speaker 1: like brouh at what cost? Like That's the annoying thing,
Speaker 1: is like bruh, Like y'all are talking about somebody who
Speaker 1: I I just started smoking weed. I'm twenty five, Like,
Speaker 1: I am so terrified of big pharma. Y'all think I'm
Speaker 1: about to be the test dummy for ozempic, Like get
Speaker 1: a grip. I'm gonna let all the bitches do it
Speaker 1: crazy boot style. And then I like, I am sorry,
Speaker 1: like and I also don't like if you everyone gets
Speaker 1: to do what they want. But I genuinely believe there's
Speaker 1: three things that to me, I can partake in but
Speaker 1: much later in my life. And that's like crazy drugs,
Speaker 1: yep ozempic, and plastic surgery. That's all shit for what
Speaker 1: I'm like in my mid sixties. And at this point,
Speaker 1: I'm bored. At this point, I'm just like fucking new
Speaker 1: face challenge, fucking new body challenge, fucking new vibe challenge,
Speaker 1: fucking new brain chemistry. Like by the time I'm sixty five.
Speaker 2: It's like challenge is so funny because you're like addicted
Speaker 2: to crag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean shit, so what like if I'm like
Speaker 1: sixty seven, who's calling for me? I don't plan on
Speaker 1: having kids. It's like I'll just be like the aunt
Speaker 1: of all of my other friend's kids, meth head aunt.
Speaker 2: Meth head Inya. Yeah, fine, meth head Inya is gonna
Speaker 2: come over. She's really weird and she stares at the
Speaker 2: wall for five hours a day, but she's awesome, and
Speaker 2: I know her teeth are scary. We're getting her new
Speaker 2: ones soon.
Speaker 1: No, I would obviously get veneers. I have it planned out.
Speaker 1: My retirement fund is going to literally go crazy for like.
Speaker 2: Whatever I decide to be literally going to go crazy.
Speaker 1: Like it sounds fun to be sixty five and if
Speaker 1: I still have the health board to get boobs and
Speaker 1: then just get them taken out, Like that's I'm not kidding,
Speaker 1: That's something I've genuinely thought about. I'm like, it'd be
Speaker 1: funny to get a BBL for like a year and
Speaker 1: then the next year just get it taken out, just
Speaker 1: to see. I want to know what life feels like
Speaker 1: with a big butt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, by then, I'm sure it'll be easily desolvable and shit.
Speaker 1: Also, by then I'll know that I'm not performing for
Speaker 1: the male game. Yes, Like it's just it really.
Speaker 2: Is gay men. Huh, why would you perform for gay men?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean that's all we do here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, gay Amail Gaze okay, Drew Sigop. If you
Speaker 2: eat a bitches pussy knowing she sell it, you need
Speaker 2: to be on fear factor.
Speaker 1: Dah.
Speaker 2: That was from Gabby twenty twenty three. I was edging
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four. I was stroking twenty twenty five. I'm
Speaker 2: busting all over y'all.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, that is my vibe.
Speaker 2: That was from Kyla, and then the last one is
Speaker 2: probably my favorite one ever. Gay men will make fun
Speaker 2: of horse girls and then put a harness on and
Speaker 2: do ketamine. Girl, you are the horse. I think that's
Speaker 2: from at Leo D. Gray on Twitter. Literally, the grandmama
Speaker 2: is the baby. The grandmam is the baby.
Speaker 1: Like we can't say much about our personal lives, but
Speaker 1: just know the grandma.
Speaker 2: Is the baby. The grandma is literally the baby. And
Speaker 2: also just know I live in like actual fear right now,
Speaker 2: Like I'm genuine like not for anybody else's safety, but
Speaker 2: for the safety of everyone else. Yes, should we do media?
Speaker 1: Yes? My media of the week is I saw Janet Planet.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, is Austin Powers, bar By Mason m a
Speaker 2: x O N Like no, go ahead, Sorry.
Speaker 1: Mine is Walking by Patty whipp Ever, New Beverly, Glenn Copeland,
Speaker 1: miracle Man, Bob Carpenter, When I find the time, or
Speaker 1: when I find time, Cody Chestnut. I watched Janet Planet,
Speaker 1: and I am obsessed with that movie and I've seen
Speaker 1: it twice now and the soundtrack is good, and I
Speaker 1: feel like now is a cool time to watch a
Speaker 1: movie like Janet Planet because we're all with our families,
Speaker 1: and I think that movie does a good job of
Speaker 1: it's so real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, oh, some of y'all, we're not supposed
Speaker 3: to have kids, the grandmom, the baby.
Speaker 2: Literally my media is I watched Monsters University, the prequel
Speaker 2: to Monsters Inc. And I think that might be the
Speaker 2: greatest prequel sequel of all times.
Speaker 1: You've literally talked about this three medias of the week,
Speaker 1: Like your hyperfixation with Monsters Inc. Is giving Disney adults
Speaker 1: so you can't even Actually, we should go to Disney
Speaker 1: together so you can get your Monster's ink ears. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the way I was saying that, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be funny, I'm like, you should genuinely.
Speaker 2: Do that, Like I want them. I love Monsters Inc.
Speaker 2: But into the Void, Tim Hecker, Sleepy Time, Raymond Scott,
Speaker 2: Reach for the Dead Boards of Canada, and Heal Pentagon.
Speaker 2: Did I watch anything else? I went to the MAVs
Speaker 2: game that was lit, and I have a crush Lucky.
Speaker 2: I have like a real crush, like a nervous waiting
Speaker 2: for a text back crush, like a oh my god,
Speaker 2: like did I say the wrong thing? Crush, like a
Speaker 2: piss that they're not texting me back immediately crush, or
Speaker 2: like oh I'm making this all up in my head crush.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that? Yeh. See twenty five is about
Speaker 1: to be lit as fuck. Okay, well, sorry if this
Speaker 1: episode seemed a little off, I'm sure like many of you,
Speaker 1: this time of year, although very sweet and nice, brings
Speaker 1: a lot of stress and reminders of things. And just
Speaker 1: know that as long as you have your found family
Speaker 1: or even just one person around you that you love,
Speaker 1: or even if you don't have that, and you have
Speaker 1: to do that online in your communities and do more
Speaker 1: outreach to find those people, that is what makes it
Speaker 1: worth it. And it will pass and you will find
Speaker 1: the people that you were meant to be with and
Speaker 1: they will come and you will be so happy. You
Speaker 1: will be so happy even that you waited.
Speaker 2: Are you so happy even?
Speaker 1: But yeah, and I guess, yeah, this is the last
Speaker 1: episode of the year. I really thought I was going
Speaker 1: to get on here and do my big one and
Speaker 1: give a sweet speech, But right now my brain.
Speaker 2: Is attach episode.
Speaker 1: Maybe next time. Well, thank you guys so much for.
Speaker 2: We record that one before the end of the year,
Speaker 2: and then it goes up on the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so technically for us, you'll be seeing us in
Speaker 1: the past next episode.
Speaker 2: All right, well, all right, peace and love and unity
Speaker 2: and respect. Peace to your family's happy holidays.
Speaker 1: Happy bye.