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<v Speaker 1>Wait, how do I move Like we're on top of

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<v Speaker 1>each other and you're on top, which that doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Really make sense. I am a top. I'm a top, Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>it makes so much sense that I'm on top because

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<v Speaker 2>I am a top, my top king. Welcome to this

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<v Speaker 2>episode of emergency in her calm. Uh, familiar faces, familiar spaces. Baby,

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<v Speaker 2>we're back in our hometown's uh getting freaky with it?

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<v Speaker 2>You know how that goes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna pull the Beyonce when she's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, when she's getting her hair done, what is

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<v Speaker 2>it like, beauty?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did she do that? Sacred beauty?

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<v Speaker 2>She's silly, she's freaking out.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so much to say, so much to say, so

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<v Speaker 1>little freedom.

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<v Speaker 2>I love. There is a lot a lot going on

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<v Speaker 2>in our personal lives that if you're dealing with some

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<v Speaker 2>similar shit, you know the vibes, just know you're not

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<v Speaker 2>You're not alone with with the family see the family drama.

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<v Speaker 1>This who shall pass? Me saying that to myself for

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<v Speaker 1>the past decade, I'm like, this soon shall pass?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, but it passes every single time. That's a cry.

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<v Speaker 2>The things I used to worry about like they're not

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<v Speaker 2>they were a blip in the fucking timeline and it's

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<v Speaker 2>never ever that deep. But like in the moment, I

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<v Speaker 2>literally feel like everything is gonna crumble and burn and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna die, and everybody I know and love is

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<v Speaker 2>going to die. But it passes and everything's okay. So

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<v Speaker 2>just remind yourself that in this moment, you're gonna be okay.

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<v Speaker 2>We got I feel ball rug.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's my brother's rug. Also, this table is messy. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, you look really good, you look

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<v Speaker 1>cute today. I love your hair.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't washed my hair in five days.

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<v Speaker 1>Hill, well, I said, or not? I said something I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking in the car because I had seen a

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<v Speaker 1>video earlier today that this older woman didn't know what

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<v Speaker 1>chat GBT is, Like this girl's mom didn't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it was. And she said like by the end of

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<v Speaker 1>it she was starting again and she's like, oh, can

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<v Speaker 1>I ask him this advice? And I was like, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, it is crazy because I do the same thing,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I always think of chat GBT as a man,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is rooted in such misogyny and all this shit.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you really think about it, chat GBT is

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<v Speaker 1>a girl as fuck, Like what do you mean you

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<v Speaker 1>were constantly looking through my fucking phone. You were keeping

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<v Speaker 1>tabs at everything. I do everything, I say everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I like know the answer to every question.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, as if you haven't gone through my fucking phone,

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<v Speaker 1>like you went through my phone. You're a girl? Is

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<v Speaker 1>a girl?

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<v Speaker 2>That video I sent you last night? And yet of like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this is relatable to anybody else,

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<v Speaker 2>but people who came from interesting family dynamics. I recall

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<v Speaker 2>going through my parents' phones all the time, like, and

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<v Speaker 2>I needed to know if we were a happy household,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I would go through every text message, every conversation

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<v Speaker 2>between my mom and my dad. Have been scarred a

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<v Speaker 2>few times, but I wanted to like, as a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>did you get me my parents are hot?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you think they're attractive? Yeah, oh, I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>think my parents are attractive too, Like my parents are

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<v Speaker 1>attractive people, but it's like how they made me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just oh god, I'm just jokeing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, no, no, I mean like because it's I

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<v Speaker 1>don't mean like I find my parents attractive the fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do think about that because I'm like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>people have to find my parents attractive, like my parents

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<v Speaker 1>are good looking people and they made me how they

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<v Speaker 1>made someone this gorgeous, I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes no sense, but tell you to get that

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<v Speaker 2>bussy over here, get that shit to Grandberry, Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't say that to him because you know he

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<v Speaker 1>likes those jokes with you too much. And like, you

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<v Speaker 1>give my dad an inch, he'll take a.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking mile like the fact, yea, and he can take

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<v Speaker 2>this mile around the block.

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<v Speaker 1>You're cooked you literally, I'm not kidding. You can't. You

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<v Speaker 1>know you can't joke with my dad like that because

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<v Speaker 1>then he just calls me and says random like shit,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh, that's not your friend, don't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Already called me and he was like, I met this

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<v Speaker 1>guy who reminded me so much of Drew. The guy

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<v Speaker 1>seemed nothing like Drew. The only thing about him that

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<v Speaker 1>was like Drew was he was gay and had a purse,

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<v Speaker 1>and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, that was that was his vibe? He was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it reminded me so much of Drew. And it was

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<v Speaker 2>a guy with her purse.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I have an aunt who was asking

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<v Speaker 1>my dad and was like, you don't think that boy

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<v Speaker 1>likes Anya? And no, he was like, what boy? And

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, the boy she does all the videos with.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't think they like each other? And then my

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<v Speaker 1>dad was like I'm pretty sure like that, no, like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they like each other. And then my

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<v Speaker 1>dad had to like tiptoe run and she was like

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<v Speaker 1>is he yay? And then he was like and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, as far as I know, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really like, I don't ask, like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>because my dad was just not about to be like

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<v Speaker 1>he's okay, He's like it was just.

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<v Speaker 2>A funny back queen.

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<v Speaker 1>But my aunt was really convinced that you were low

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<v Speaker 1>key plotting on me.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, no, I vinced. I've said I've been

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<v Speaker 2>plotting for a decade. I'm not kidding. I'm in it

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<v Speaker 2>for the long run.

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<v Speaker 1>Like nice guys, finished flast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, literally, like everyone in my family like is so

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<v Speaker 2>confused by our dynamic. And they're like, are they like

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<v Speaker 2>in love? Like yes, but yes? Are they like in

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<v Speaker 2>love love yes?

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, yes, but no but yes?

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<v Speaker 2>And layers oh my god. Ya Okay, So you know

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<v Speaker 2>I've been complaining about my exema for like the last

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<v Speaker 2>few weeks, like every time I go to a cold place,

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<v Speaker 2>I get exima on the insides of my arms, and

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<v Speaker 2>like it's every year around the wintertime and it sticks

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<v Speaker 2>until the spring comes around. I don't know what the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking vibe is. I'm assuming it's just dry air or

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<v Speaker 2>cold air, whatever the fuck. I was so fed up

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<v Speaker 2>with it the other night, I was like, the lotion

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<v Speaker 2>isn't working, like it puts its lotion on its skin,

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<v Speaker 2>like it puts its lotion on its skin. It was

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<v Speaker 2>not working. So finally decided I bit the bullet and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you know what, I'll I will test

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<v Speaker 2>this old wives tale and see what the vibe is.

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<v Speaker 2>And I took an oatmeal bath for the first time

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<v Speaker 2>ever in my life. I swear to God, it cured

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<v Speaker 2>it overnight. I'm not joking. It literally cured my exema

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<v Speaker 2>on my arms overnight because I took an oatmeal bath

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<v Speaker 2>and I squidged that like oatmeal juice, which no one

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<v Speaker 2>told me. It literally looks like pre come but I like,

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<v Speaker 2>hell the inside of my arms and just like basically

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<v Speaker 2>use it as lotion, and it fucking worked, So that

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<v Speaker 2>shit literally works. I don't know if it's anecdotal or not,

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<v Speaker 2>but like I swear it worked for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I believe it because the only lotion I

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<v Speaker 1>can use on my body that doesn't make my skin

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<v Speaker 1>feel like it's being torn apart is oatmeal based lotions.

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<v Speaker 1>But even that, I'm like, y'all have to be putting

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<v Speaker 1>alcohol or something in this, Like there has to be

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<v Speaker 1>something in this that's like not good for me, because

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<v Speaker 1>it still makes me. I wake up and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like if somebody went like this to my like knees,

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<v Speaker 1>it would just like my skin would fall.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I was gonna say I did wake up

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<v Speaker 2>with like like my back literally being like a block

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<v Speaker 2>of sand paper, Like there were these like bumps all over.

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<v Speaker 2>I could like itch it off, like I scratched all

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<v Speaker 2>the mumps off.

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<v Speaker 1>But like I wonder if it was just like because see,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't fuck with oatmeal, Like, if you are somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who eats oatmeal, you are fucking nasty to me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry. I don't give a fuck. I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>like such a staple thing for everybody. The texture of

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<v Speaker 1>oatmeal literally taste like if somebody hawked a loogie into

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<v Speaker 1>my cereal. That is what oatmeal is.

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<v Speaker 2>It does taste like a sneeze it. Really, I get

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<v Speaker 2>it tastes like a sneeze.

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<v Speaker 1>Brother, that shit does not taste good, and also like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it great? I feel like, no matter what

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<v Speaker 1>y'all be doing the most like putting your fucking like

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<v Speaker 1>organic almond butter and shit and it starts to look gray.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, it starts to look like gray matter. It starts

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<v Speaker 2>to look like infant diarrhea. But overnight oats is a

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<v Speaker 2>trend that I really thought I could get behind. I

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<v Speaker 2>really was like, oh, like, this is something I can

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<v Speaker 2>do every day and eat. Bitch. I had one bowl

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<v Speaker 2>of it and it was the most vile, ansid shit

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever put into my mouth in my entire fucking life.

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<v Speaker 2>And my mouth has led me to some very very

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<v Speaker 2>dark places, let me tell you that much. And that

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<v Speaker 2>is at the top of the.

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<v Speaker 1>The evil the evil tear with the pyramid tier. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I'm such a texture person for food. I've

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<v Speaker 1>realized like it has to be specifically.

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<v Speaker 2>Your hair looks like gorgeous today? Did you do something different?

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot all of my hair products except a moose,

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<v Speaker 1>but my hair just a vibe. I need to go

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<v Speaker 1>stand around outside because when I get that humidity in

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<v Speaker 1>my hair, like I haven't been outside today, but when

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<v Speaker 1>I get that humidity.

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<v Speaker 2>In my hair, every time we do a zoom episode,

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<v Speaker 2>I fall in love with you a little more.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks. It's also because like I can't help but if

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<v Speaker 1>there is a hammera or a reflective surface, I will

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<v Speaker 1>be looking at myself and.

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<v Speaker 2>Just subtenly like capture your angle.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm literally like I'm trying to be so nah

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<v Speaker 1>a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like I do the exact opposite in you, where

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<v Speaker 2>I see myself and I go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so puggy, I so pug Did you see that

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<v Speaker 1>edit from Trisha talking about us again? And I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there's like this on going back and

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<v Speaker 1>forth now and we seem too cool to go on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, but genuinely we are not only so busy,

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<v Speaker 1>which she did acknowledge, but also cut camera like literally

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<v Speaker 1>my mind, my mind, I literally I at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell if I have OCD or if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really bordering on schizophrenia. I can't lie. The past few days,

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<v Speaker 1>like my thought process before falling asleep, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote it down because I explain.

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<v Speaker 2>What you were just saying, because that sounded like cut

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<v Speaker 2>the cameras to Tricia and oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'm not saying cut the cameras to Tricia.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying cut the cameras to my brain.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's also like, I feel like I haven't been on

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<v Speaker 1>a good one and I want to go on that

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and literally be like that of a lifetime because

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<v Speaker 1>for her, like being on her podcast is going to

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<v Speaker 1>make me us feel how she probably felt before she

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<v Speaker 1>was on SNL. Does that make sense, Like it's the

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<v Speaker 1>same level of anxiety and like I need to perform

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't feel like I've been able to perform.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why I'm like, cut the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, wait, no, no, no. She also was like, oh my god. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they're like gorgeous, they're beautiful, like Enya's literally a model,

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<v Speaker 2>Like Enya's so high in a model and she's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>And Drew well, okay, Drew too.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, listen, let's count the campaign's babes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true, that's modelble.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm literally not. Also, when every time she says that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, I literally I go into a shoot

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<v Speaker 1>and I serve the same exact face every I.

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<v Speaker 2>Will say we have a really cool shoot coming out,

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<v Speaker 2>like a couple of cool shoots coming out where we're

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<v Speaker 2>giving like we're giving what the girls wanted. We're giving

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<v Speaker 2>the fantasy.

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<v Speaker 1>Very specifically, one shoot in specific that I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Like now it feels like we're pushing it. Like now

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even get mad at my aunt for being.

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<v Speaker 2>Like what's happening, because she's going to see those pictures

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<v Speaker 2>and be like, right, see, I told you, I told

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<v Speaker 2>you about who did it better? But my brother was

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<v Speaker 2>like talking to me about us, and I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like I told them the big news what we just

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<v Speaker 2>found out the other day. And he was like is

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<v Speaker 2>she Like is she in love with you? Like are

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<v Speaker 2>you in love with her? Like like what's what's the

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<v Speaker 2>dynamic there? And I was like I really don't have

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<v Speaker 2>the time to explain it to you right now, babe,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's the nuclear family. Why is everyone all my

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<v Speaker 2>dacking balls, like stay out of my fucking business?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I know, I'm like, broh, y'all have Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>how I know y'all aren't really about this found family shit,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you claim you're about it, but you're not really

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Like when I think of my future. I

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely think of being with my friends and being old

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<v Speaker 1>and getting high and like watching their cards play around

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<v Speaker 1>in their front yard.

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<v Speaker 2>Like and then when I think of getting old, I

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<v Speaker 2>think of uh doing a bunch of opiates and Anya

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<v Speaker 2>taking care of my opiate addicted body when I'm like seventy, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we gonna need a caretaker? Because I'm about to

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<v Speaker 1>join you, You're joining me, I'm tapping in. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like, you know what that does? Look fun? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go, let's take a trip.

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<v Speaker 2>After I'm old and decrepit and rotten, I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I can get away with whatever I want.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, undercause I feel like for the most part, I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about this recently with somebody because I think,

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<v Speaker 1>at least specifically me, I look back at my teenage years,

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<v Speaker 1>and I always think I should have done more bad things,

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<v Speaker 1>like I should have been more of a reckless teenager.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't nearly as reckless because I'm just such an

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<v Speaker 1>anxious person and I've always been like, no, what have

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<v Speaker 1>been something happened? Well, you had reasons, yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>was like always scared and I had to be a

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<v Speaker 1>responsible parent, So I like couldn't do that. And now

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm about to turn twenty six, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm starting to feel like that about my twenties. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's only two solid decisions that I've made

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<v Speaker 1>as a twenty year old where I'm like, that's kint,

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<v Speaker 1>that's such a twenty something year old decision, Like you're

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<v Speaker 1>so crazy, girl. I have maybe twenty minutes worth of

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<v Speaker 1>speaking to doing my twenties that are like I was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Other than that, it's like and you know you you're

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<v Speaker 2>thinking about it all wrong. Our twenties have been the

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<v Speaker 2>most obscure, random, weird, fucking like absolutely batshit crazy out

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<v Speaker 2>of the norm like twenties anybody could ever fucking have.

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<v Speaker 2>And like I I think your twenties are like I

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<v Speaker 2>should be like having doing s every single night with

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<v Speaker 2>a new person, and I should be doing all of

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<v Speaker 2>these drugs and I should be doing all of this shit.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no, that's bad, that's gnarly. I

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<v Speaker 2>think there is room for some play, some play on

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<v Speaker 2>both ends, but like I don't trust that shit, and

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<v Speaker 2>that I like, I really I really don't trust that

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<v Speaker 2>shit now, Like I am so scared of everything.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I even mean that I meant, like, why haven't

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<v Speaker 1>I had like four situationships on iPhone at one time?

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<v Speaker 1>I am sorry, and I'm really not trying to center romantics,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think I am just spoiled at this point

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<v Speaker 1>and I have like all of my fun love from

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<v Speaker 1>all my friends and family, but like, why do I

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<v Speaker 1>wake up to a driest fuck phone.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm literally it's your fault. That is your fault. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't text nobody back? Yeah, nobody back? Yeah no, But like.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, seriously, Like when was the last time I

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<v Speaker 1>had to text somebody and I was like, ooh, let

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<v Speaker 1>me make sure I texted the right person because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking to like four people at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Like literally me yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's just my like innate nature is a

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<v Speaker 1>woman to hunt and gather, and that's what I want

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<v Speaker 1>to do with people who are obsessed with me, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be Wait, a woman's need to

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<v Speaker 2>like decorate the house is like epigenetic hunter and gather.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking shit, That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's the same thing with like people. I'm just like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>my DNA tells me I'm supposed to sert community and

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<v Speaker 1>family and maybe yeah, part of that community is just

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<v Speaker 1>people who want my whole who will never receive it.

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<v Speaker 1>But like the fuck, Like, seriously, what is the point

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<v Speaker 1>of living if nobody was like what, like, no one's

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<v Speaker 1>fiending over my whole? Like no one is like.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm right here, I've been here for ten years, have

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<v Speaker 2>been this year? I think, So what is that Mike

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<v Speaker 2>who wants to vote? Who's vote me?

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<v Speaker 1>One friend?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's too wo I love that means so much the

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<v Speaker 2>way I just need to show that what were you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say?

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, she's so fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Funny, she's really advanced. But I do need to show

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<v Speaker 2>the people that I'm not ugly. It's just the headphones.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so annoying. Like you didn't look ugly with the

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<v Speaker 1>headphones on.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, my face just looked like three inches too wide.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know what you mean. Every time I

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<v Speaker 1>have headphones on, it gives me like head dysmorphia, Like

0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:51.200
<v Speaker 1>I feel like it morphs the shape of my head, like.

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<v Speaker 2>See look, It's like it's almost like an optical illusion. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was fingering my ass the other day and uh,

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<v Speaker 2>I pulled it out and it was covered and boot, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck emergency intercom even about?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, well, I saw a girl on TikTok talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how she went to a raccoon themed restaurant and

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<v Speaker 1>she was getting her food stolen by raccoons. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, let's call it for what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Call a spade a spade that is a restaurant with

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<v Speaker 1>a raccoon infestation and they are making lemonade out of

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<v Speaker 1>fucking lemons. There's no world where someone was just sitting

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<v Speaker 1>around and was like, oh my god, you know what

0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:33.880
<v Speaker 1>sounds lit if we invited a bunch of fucking raccoons

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<v Speaker 1>into our restaurant where we have.

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<v Speaker 2>To circuel our food.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, how is that legal?

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably not. It's probably in fucking Serbia or some shit.

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<v Speaker 1>How easy is it to get rabies? And also how

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<v Speaker 1>bad is rabies? Like is rabies?

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<v Speaker 2>Even serious rabies is horrible? Like you get it and

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<v Speaker 2>you have like a ninety percent chance of dying, and

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<v Speaker 2>like your death is like you're fully loocid and awake

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<v Speaker 2>the whole time, and you know, like you're dying and

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<v Speaker 2>your body is just rejecting water, Like if they bring

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<v Speaker 2>water into in front of your face. You start like hissing.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, get away from me, get the water away

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<v Speaker 2>from me.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're like I always thought rabies was just like

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<v Speaker 1>something they kind of exaggerated for, like over the hedge.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, it's it's really gnarly, like it's I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's like pretty difficult for people to get. But if

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<v Speaker 2>people get it, like you're cooked, you're basically done, like

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<v Speaker 2>there's no coming back from that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see if I can order a stran uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to smoke that rabies like brabies like me.

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<v Speaker 1>I want a stream called like Raby's glue. That would

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<v Speaker 1>be crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but the Raccoon restaurant is like a scam, just

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<v Speaker 2>like Airbnb cats are a scam because you're basically paying

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<v Speaker 2>and someone's paying to stay in someone's house to house

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<v Speaker 2>sit their cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Like no, literally, like I am paying to do your job.

0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:55.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm paying to clean the litter box because if I don't,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to suffocate from an like ammonia smell in

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<v Speaker 1>here for the next four days. Is also I'm sorry

0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:05.160
<v Speaker 1>unless Airbnb reaches on decides to pay me. Like if

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<v Speaker 1>that's the case, y'all never fucking heard me say this,

0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:13.000
<v Speaker 1>mm hm, but fuck Airbnb. Airbnb is the biggest scam ever,

0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Like it's it's equivalent to kind of the uber thing

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking about how like a lot of ubers

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<v Speaker 1>recently just stink. A lot of Airbnbs stink esthetically, like

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<v Speaker 1>they just look like they fucking stink, And I'm so sorry.

0:20:29.320 --> 0:20:31.760
<v Speaker 1>I just it's like when you're going apartment hunting and

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<v Speaker 1>you find you think you found the best place of

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<v Speaker 1>your life on Zillow, and then you go to the

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<v Speaker 1>place and it's like, genuinely, what the fuck am I

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<v Speaker 1>looking in? And also how is it legal for people

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<v Speaker 1>to live here?

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<v Speaker 2>And yah, I will never forget that house that we

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<v Speaker 2>thought we were gonna move into and it was straight

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<v Speaker 2>up demonic energy. I'm not kidding. I don't know if

0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:54.240
<v Speaker 2>we ever talked about that on here.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we did.

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<v Speaker 2>We went and saw like a house that like it

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<v Speaker 2>was perfect in the photos. It was its huge, it

0:21:00.960 --> 0:21:04.239
<v Speaker 2>was like literally straight up like compound vibes like, and

0:21:04.280 --> 0:21:06.119
<v Speaker 2>it was cheap as fucking We were like, dude, what

0:21:06.320 --> 0:21:08.879
<v Speaker 2>is the issue? Like, what is the issue? Like, what

0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:12.040
<v Speaker 2>what's the catch here? We pulled up I'm not kidding

0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:13.800
<v Speaker 2>we walked through the threshold, and I swear to god

0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:16.080
<v Speaker 2>it was haunted by ghosts and demons, like we left

0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:16.960
<v Speaker 2>it immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to talk about the fact that like a

0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:24.199
<v Speaker 1>couple like not that much older than us showed up

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<v Speaker 1>to show the apartment with a child who was not

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<v Speaker 1>that much younger than us, Like she was younger, but

0:21:29.359 --> 0:21:31.879
<v Speaker 1>she was like sixteen. The couple looked like thirty. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, honestly, that's a vibe, Like I'm not

0:21:35.320 --> 0:21:38.520
<v Speaker 1>judging teen parents, that's a fucking vibe. But the parents'

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<v Speaker 1>low key seemed drunk. They both had to Stanley.

0:21:41.240 --> 0:21:44.199
<v Speaker 2>Cups, drunk as fuck, drinking out of that stan Lee.

0:21:44.560 --> 0:21:46.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they were like drinking out of Stanley cups, and

0:21:46.760 --> 0:21:49.520
<v Speaker 1>they were kind of just not talking to us and

0:21:49.560 --> 0:21:51.639
<v Speaker 1>walking us through the place. They just opened it up. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>the mom was wearing size for Jordans.

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<v Speaker 2>I had pictures of it. I won't air her out

0:21:56.640 --> 0:21:59.840
<v Speaker 2>for her own privacy, but it is quite literally the silly,

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<v Speaker 2>silliest thing I've ever seen.

0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:05.840
<v Speaker 1>It was so awesome. Also, the dar like was running

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<v Speaker 1>around the house and hiding around corners and genuinely jumping

0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:11.159
<v Speaker 1>out at us. So the vibe was already odd and

0:22:11.320 --> 0:22:13.520
<v Speaker 1>they were late. They were like fifteen minutes late, so

0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:16.240
<v Speaker 1>we had been standing around this house. Also, the neighbor

0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:19.399
<v Speaker 1>spoke to us and was basically being like, yeah, like

0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:24.000
<v Speaker 1>this neighborhood is very quiet, and I don't want college

0:22:24.080 --> 0:22:25.440
<v Speaker 1>kids living next to me.

0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:27.800
<v Speaker 2>And we were like, Okay, it's okay, we're not college

0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:29.919
<v Speaker 2>we're not college kids, and we're gonna be loud as

0:22:29.960 --> 0:22:32.399
<v Speaker 2>fuck on purpose now, Like literally, I'm not kidding. When

0:22:32.440 --> 0:22:36.120
<v Speaker 2>our next door neighbor, it was beginning of COVID pandemic.

0:22:36.160 --> 0:22:38.200
<v Speaker 2>I was cleaning the house and I had a speaker

0:22:38.680 --> 0:22:41.679
<v Speaker 2>in the house not even playing that loud when she

0:22:42.000 --> 0:22:46.119
<v Speaker 2>came over and would like banging on our door and

0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:50.840
<v Speaker 2>was like shut the fucking music off. I literally, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god. I literally crashed out. Like I've been in

0:22:53.680 --> 0:22:56.120
<v Speaker 2>a perpetual crash out state for like the last month,

0:22:56.200 --> 0:22:59.520
<v Speaker 2>but like that was like next level. Like I said

0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:02.240
<v Speaker 2>some really hateful things that I don't say to anybody,

0:23:02.320 --> 0:23:04.879
<v Speaker 2>like I've never even said it to another person since,

0:23:04.920 --> 0:23:08.040
<v Speaker 2>Like it was really really bad, but don't fucking play

0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:09.680
<v Speaker 2>with me, Like and you know what I did.

0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Thing. It's like even the people on our building. Even

0:23:12.160 --> 0:23:14.600
<v Speaker 1>the people in our building don't complain about noise, So like,

0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:18.960
<v Speaker 1>how are you in a completely different building next door?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not my fault. This building was made in eighteen

0:23:21.320 --> 0:23:24.520
<v Speaker 1>oh three. In the wood or the glass of the

0:23:24.560 --> 0:23:27.879
<v Speaker 1>windows is actually like drinking cup class. I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>The windows in our apartment. I genuinely think if I

0:23:30.920 --> 0:23:33.359
<v Speaker 1>like flicked it hard enough it would just shatter.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I do want to say, where the fuck did

0:23:42.680 --> 0:23:47.239
<v Speaker 2>the co Catte gurlies go? The croquette gurlyes? Like I

0:23:47.280 --> 0:23:50.840
<v Speaker 2>swear to god, I couldn't turn in my own house

0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:54.280
<v Speaker 2>without seeing thirty six Cocutte girls just like chilling there.

0:23:55.080 --> 0:23:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Where they at? Like where are they at?

0:23:57.080 --> 0:23:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Like what did they morph into? Like what was the

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<v Speaker 1>next step?

0:24:04.160 --> 0:24:07.240
<v Speaker 2>Like village people, corps? I don't fucking know.

0:24:07.640 --> 0:24:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Like uh, like.

0:24:10.359 --> 0:24:14.360
<v Speaker 2>The old town? Yeah, like the it's old but it's

0:24:14.400 --> 0:24:18.439
<v Speaker 2>still bark means.

0:24:18.600 --> 0:24:20.919
<v Speaker 1>I love that picture. You mean the gun that's like

0:24:20.960 --> 0:24:22.800
<v Speaker 1>sitting on the guy's lap and he's like, who the

0:24:22.800 --> 0:24:24.480
<v Speaker 1>fuck are you gonna kill? Thomas Jefferson.

0:24:24.920 --> 0:24:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's old, but it's still barked.

0:24:27.359 --> 0:24:28.920
<v Speaker 1>I think I said this. I can't remember if I

0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:32.119
<v Speaker 1>said this on the last episode. But we need baptisms

0:24:32.119 --> 0:24:36.280
<v Speaker 1>for non religious people. Yeah, like I want something like that.

0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:40.399
<v Speaker 1>But like, because I wouldn't say I'm not religious in

0:24:40.440 --> 0:24:42.840
<v Speaker 1>the sense that I do believe there is a God.

0:24:43.000 --> 0:24:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I have no specific dimensions. There's no vision in mind.

0:24:47.040 --> 0:24:49.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't necessarily have a pin. I couldn't build you

0:24:49.240 --> 0:24:51.520
<v Speaker 1>a pinter sport of what my idea of religion is.

0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:55.880
<v Speaker 1>It's very it's very abstract. And also what I mean

0:24:55.920 --> 0:24:57.840
<v Speaker 1>by that is I only think about God when I'm

0:24:57.880 --> 0:24:58.840
<v Speaker 1>actually terrified.

0:25:00.280 --> 0:25:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

0:25:01.400 --> 0:25:04.879
<v Speaker 1>But I want I just want to baptism like, but

0:25:04.920 --> 0:25:06.920
<v Speaker 1>nothing crazy. I just want to be dunked in water

0:25:07.000 --> 0:25:07.760
<v Speaker 1>by somebody.

0:25:08.080 --> 0:25:11.240
<v Speaker 2>I really just want an autism, like I want to

0:25:11.240 --> 0:25:14.080
<v Speaker 2>be dunked in water. I want an autism, like I

0:25:14.160 --> 0:25:18.080
<v Speaker 2>really really want my priest to put me underwater and

0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:20.240
<v Speaker 2>splash the Holy water on me, Like I really just

0:25:20.280 --> 0:25:21.440
<v Speaker 2>want to be autism.

0:25:21.520 --> 0:25:24.240
<v Speaker 1>I think you're mixing up baptism and autism. Those are

0:25:25.080 --> 0:25:26.000
<v Speaker 1>like really different.

0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think I think I did.

0:25:39.480 --> 0:25:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Going to the mall during Christmas time is the equivalent

0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:49.280
<v Speaker 1>to I can't even think. I don't think I've experienced anything.

0:25:49.359 --> 0:25:53.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's the equivalent to like Doomsday Beach, like

0:25:53.680 --> 0:25:57.080
<v Speaker 2>that Harry Styles movie where he was like running around

0:25:57.080 --> 0:26:00.320
<v Speaker 2>at war or whatever the he made. Yeah, like that,

0:26:00.440 --> 0:26:03.560
<v Speaker 2>it's literally the Tricia Padies music video, Like let's that,

0:26:03.800 --> 0:26:07.399
<v Speaker 2>Like it's really, it's really you have to be like

0:26:07.520 --> 0:26:12.119
<v Speaker 2>on this same mental capacity as a marine, if not higher,

0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:15.920
<v Speaker 2>to go to the mall within three days of Christmas.

0:26:15.960 --> 0:26:18.800
<v Speaker 1>And that's all I do every year. It's like without fail. Also,

0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I guess by the time this comes out, Oh my god,

0:26:20.400 --> 0:26:22.720
<v Speaker 1>by the time this comes out, Christmas is not only done,

0:26:23.200 --> 0:26:28.600
<v Speaker 1>but it's the last episode of twenty twenty four. This

0:26:28.720 --> 0:26:29.920
<v Speaker 1>year has been.

0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:33.560
<v Speaker 2>Scary.

0:26:35.520 --> 0:26:37.159
<v Speaker 1>Well, the good news is I feel like everyone's in

0:26:37.200 --> 0:26:40.040
<v Speaker 1>it together. I don't know a single person who's like

0:26:40.240 --> 0:26:43.280
<v Speaker 1>this has been the best year of my life. I've

0:26:43.359 --> 0:26:48.119
<v Speaker 1>yet to meet somebody who has positive connotations to the

0:26:48.200 --> 0:26:49.200
<v Speaker 1>year twenty twenty four.

0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:51.760
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say the last I was going to say,

0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:54.520
<v Speaker 2>like it's because it's an election cycle, Like no election

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:59.639
<v Speaker 2>cycle years are good, but twenty sixteen like not to

0:26:59.680 --> 0:27:02.720
<v Speaker 2>be in old head, like if you weren't, And then

0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:07.400
<v Speaker 2>like really, like there was something about twenty sixteen, like

0:27:07.520 --> 0:27:11.000
<v Speaker 2>it was really giving this vibe like literally being drunk

0:27:11.040 --> 0:27:14.879
<v Speaker 2>and listening to the Drake Future album, Like, yeah, it

0:27:15.080 --> 0:27:15.720
<v Speaker 2>was a vibe.

0:27:15.720 --> 0:27:17.840
<v Speaker 1>It was that vibe. But you know what, I'm like,

0:27:18.040 --> 0:27:23.400
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm resting on the delusional optimism because this

0:27:23.520 --> 0:27:28.800
<v Speaker 1>year in terms of politics, it feels more intense and

0:27:28.920 --> 0:27:34.800
<v Speaker 1>scary than twenty sixteen, But like, I don't know, I

0:27:34.840 --> 0:27:37.240
<v Speaker 1>feel like there is I feel like twenty sixteen was

0:27:37.280 --> 0:27:40.840
<v Speaker 1>so good because there was a togetheredness, especially for our

0:27:40.880 --> 0:27:42.919
<v Speaker 1>age range, for the first time, where it was like

0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:47.359
<v Speaker 1>we were thinking about like people's like moral ideas, like.

0:27:47.320 --> 0:27:50.800
<v Speaker 2>They're idea, just thinking about people, like yeah.

0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:52.600
<v Speaker 1>Literally just like thinking about people, looking at the people

0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:56.919
<v Speaker 1>around you, trying to really realize and dissect why the

0:27:56.920 --> 0:27:59.879
<v Speaker 1>people around you are good for you and like oosh,

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:03.480
<v Speaker 1>maybe shouldn't be around you. And I feel like, because

0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:11.359
<v Speaker 1>also twenty seventeen, twenty seven, how is that bad? Like

0:28:12.160 --> 0:28:16.119
<v Speaker 1>that was too lit. So I'm genuinely my spiritual psychosis

0:28:16.160 --> 0:28:18.840
<v Speaker 1>is telling me that twenty twenty five is going to

0:28:18.880 --> 0:28:22.119
<v Speaker 1>be awesome, and I'm really scared because I did go

0:28:22.200 --> 0:28:25.880
<v Speaker 1>into twenty twenty four thinking it was going to be awesome,

0:28:26.000 --> 0:28:26.960
<v Speaker 1>and then god.

0:28:26.880 --> 0:28:30.480
<v Speaker 2>I will say, twenty twenty four regardless of that shit

0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:32.360
<v Speaker 2>was iconic.

0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, regardless of personal life, Like work life was awesome

0:28:37.600 --> 0:28:39.880
<v Speaker 1>and I'm very grateful and like, also I feel like

0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:46.880
<v Speaker 1>community building was really good. But personal life it did

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 1>feel like I think somebody put a hex on me.

0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:52.720
<v Speaker 2>I put a hex on you, bab.

0:28:53.000 --> 0:28:55.280
<v Speaker 1>But the HECKS is low key fizzling out. But also

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:57.480
<v Speaker 1>the HECKS is fizzling out in the way that the

0:28:57.560 --> 0:29:01.720
<v Speaker 1>HECKS is my OCD and it is my prozac.

0:29:02.200 --> 0:29:05.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the hex is low key and it's flop era. Yeah,

0:29:05.360 --> 0:29:05.920
<v Speaker 2>the hex is.

0:29:07.640 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like yes, every day I still have my three

0:29:10.680 --> 0:29:17.000
<v Speaker 1>hours of pure fucking panic and disturbia where I'm really

0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:19.760
<v Speaker 1>convinced that everything is gonna fall apart. But I was

0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:21.440
<v Speaker 1>thinking about it in the car and I was like, bruh,

0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:24.960
<v Speaker 1>it really is just my OCD because my main issue is,

0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:27.200
<v Speaker 1>like with the way I love, the way I act,

0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:30.520
<v Speaker 1>the way I guide my life is I am so

0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:33.080
<v Speaker 1>terrified of things going wrong that I want to control

0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:37.880
<v Speaker 1>every aspect of every moving part. You just gotta let go,

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 1>and I need to back up and just be like listen,

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:46.040
<v Speaker 1>say lev like no more, this too shall pass. I'm

0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:48.800
<v Speaker 1>on a say LEVI wave right now.

0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Just like Vida Loca, live in Levida Loca livid la

0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:55.960
<v Speaker 2>vida lokin.

0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Also, I need to tell this really funny story about

0:29:59.360 --> 0:30:02.720
<v Speaker 1>my little s blings interacting because they're just at that

0:30:02.800 --> 0:30:05.120
<v Speaker 1>age where they're like teenagers, and they cracked me the

0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:10.360
<v Speaker 1>fuck up. But my little brother Leo cooks like he's

0:30:10.960 --> 0:30:12.160
<v Speaker 1>he's fourteen.

0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:14.000
<v Speaker 2>And he knows how to cook, which like him cook now.

0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:17.880
<v Speaker 1>I know, kind of embarrassed me because I'm like, I

0:30:17.920 --> 0:30:19.960
<v Speaker 1>can't cook. I'm not cooking you anything back.

0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:24.200
<v Speaker 2>It's actually so cute. He like got that from your dad, Like.

0:30:24.280 --> 0:30:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I know, look, he wait, I can show you a

0:30:25.960 --> 0:30:28.960
<v Speaker 1>picture he made me. He made the family steak and

0:30:29.040 --> 0:30:32.040
<v Speaker 1>mashed potatoes, like mashed potatoes from scratch, like he boiled

0:30:32.040 --> 0:30:36.200
<v Speaker 1>mashed potatoes and did the whole thing. And he asked

0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:37.800
<v Speaker 1>me if I wanted to eat, and I of course

0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:41.360
<v Speaker 1>said yes, and then he it was me, my dad

0:30:41.360 --> 0:30:43.600
<v Speaker 1>and him eating because my mom and sister were out

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:46.640
<v Speaker 1>doing last minute shopping and he cut my steak up

0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:50.160
<v Speaker 1>for me. Oh and he didn't cut my dad's steak.

0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>But he's like, do you want me to.

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:56.640
<v Speaker 2>Potatoes? Lime? Green? Hey, brat potatoes.

0:30:58.080 --> 0:30:59.800
<v Speaker 1>Not too much of my brother's potatoes.

0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Bro not too much, not too much.

0:31:01.640 --> 0:31:05.240
<v Speaker 1>No, they literally do like green because my parents like,

0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:08.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, like I hate to air them out, but

0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:10.440
<v Speaker 1>my parents are just at the age where they really

0:31:10.480 --> 0:31:13.520
<v Speaker 1>fuck with those fluorescent ass lights in the house. And

0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, bruh, it is literally it feels like I'm

0:31:16.320 --> 0:31:18.840
<v Speaker 1>at the fucking DMV when I go into the living room.

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:22.040
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no no, your parents.

0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Do like vibrant fluorescent white lights.

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Literally yesterday, I'm not kidding, I had an encounter with it.

0:31:28.200 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 3>Way.

0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:31.800
<v Speaker 2>But backing up to like, I just need to say this,

0:31:32.200 --> 0:31:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Ya's dad like whips up in the fucking kitchen, like

0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:38.080
<v Speaker 2>straight up like chef vibes. I just have to.

0:31:38.080 --> 0:31:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Put Yeah, my dad uh man used to My dad

0:31:43.280 --> 0:31:45.240
<v Speaker 1>used to be a chef and is still a really

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:49.920
<v Speaker 1>good chef. And I learned nothing mm hmmm. Oh by way,

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:52.280
<v Speaker 1>before I forgot, he made me stake.

0:31:52.680 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 2>My dad was excited.

0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:56.080
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, I know. Well this guys, this

0:31:56.120 --> 0:31:58.520
<v Speaker 1>is my last one. You will never see this ever again.

0:31:58.720 --> 0:32:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Like also, the color change is really gross.

0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Wait okay el fa bruh.

0:32:15.440 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 1>My brother and sister were talking about it like two

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:21.000
<v Speaker 1>days before because my brother was talking about how he cooks.

0:32:21.040 --> 0:32:22.959
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, like you actually cooked. That's kind

0:32:23.000 --> 0:32:24.360
<v Speaker 1>of crazy. And I was asking what he cooked and

0:32:24.360 --> 0:32:25.920
<v Speaker 1>he was like, oh, I really like cooking steak. And

0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:28.720
<v Speaker 1>I was like that's cool, Like I never cooked a

0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:31.720
<v Speaker 1>steak in my life, and then not that, he was like, bruh,

0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:34.880
<v Speaker 1>his steak tasted like fucking rubber. Last time he made it.

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:36.880
<v Speaker 1>That shit was so bad, blah blah, like going in

0:32:36.960 --> 0:32:39.320
<v Speaker 1>on him and he was like, it's because you don't

0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:41.560
<v Speaker 1>know how to fucking eat steak, bro And then they

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:43.120
<v Speaker 1>got started going back and forth and she was like

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:46.080
<v Speaker 1>and then he just breaks through her talking. He goes

0:32:46.440 --> 0:32:48.240
<v Speaker 1>and y know, she told me to cook it like chicken.

0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:51.040
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck does that mean? And then I was like, actually,

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:52.840
<v Speaker 1>what does that mean? She was like I wanted him

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:54.400
<v Speaker 1>to cook it, and I wanted if he didn't tell

0:32:54.480 --> 0:32:56.240
<v Speaker 1>me that it was steak, I would think it's chicken.

0:32:56.280 --> 0:32:58.520
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I don't think you understand the

0:32:58.640 --> 0:33:02.000
<v Speaker 1>texture of steak. It was never gonna taste like chicken.

0:33:02.000 --> 0:33:03.600
<v Speaker 1>And Lad was just like, what does that mean? Like

0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:05.400
<v Speaker 1>what what does that mean? Like what what does that mean?

0:33:05.480 --> 0:33:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Like like he was just freaking out because he was

0:33:07.680 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 1>like I couldn't, like you want your steak done like

0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:14.440
<v Speaker 1>so cooked, because she also was like I don't eat

0:33:14.480 --> 0:33:16.440
<v Speaker 1>steak that has red in it, like what if I

0:33:16.480 --> 0:33:20.479
<v Speaker 1>fucking die? Which I agree with, but it was just

0:33:20.560 --> 0:33:22.440
<v Speaker 1>it was I'm just great to be there.

0:33:22.880 --> 0:33:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Wait, let's let let's fucking address that real quick, this

0:33:26.240 --> 0:33:32.080
<v Speaker 2>whole like anti cooked through steak agenda, Like I'm over it.

0:33:32.200 --> 0:33:36.040
<v Speaker 2>It's tried, Like I'm sorry, I don't want fucking nasty

0:33:36.160 --> 0:33:39.960
<v Speaker 2>like blood and guts and like gross shit seeping out

0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:42.200
<v Speaker 2>of my red meat that I already don't want to

0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:44.760
<v Speaker 2>fucking eat. I'm eating it because I have to. I've

0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:47.120
<v Speaker 2>never once been like, well I want a steak right now,

0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:49.640
<v Speaker 2>like what, No, it's because it's put in front of

0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:51.520
<v Speaker 2>me and it's someone else's cooking, and I don't want

0:33:51.520 --> 0:33:54.840
<v Speaker 2>to be mean. I'm sorry. I don't want it to

0:33:54.840 --> 0:33:56.520
<v Speaker 2>be red in the middle. I'm sorry. I want it

0:33:56.560 --> 0:33:57.120
<v Speaker 2>to be cooked.

0:33:57.160 --> 0:34:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Also when it's potatoes and and like the blood leaks

0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 1>out and like it dyes the potatoes and now you're

0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:09.360
<v Speaker 1>just having like weird like pink potatoes. There are some

0:34:09.400 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 1>people who really fuck with the stake. There's just something

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:14.600
<v Speaker 1>so crazy about cooking a steak at home.

0:34:15.400 --> 0:34:17.080
<v Speaker 2>Like, first of all, now.

0:34:16.920 --> 0:34:22.200
<v Speaker 1>Your sofa smells like cheesecake factory. Yeah, like, now your

0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:26.640
<v Speaker 1>sofa smells crazy like the air a steak in the

0:34:26.719 --> 0:34:29.080
<v Speaker 1>house being cooked. Like I'm so happy my brother cooked

0:34:29.120 --> 0:34:31.040
<v Speaker 1>that for me. But I will say he was heating

0:34:31.040 --> 0:34:33.920
<v Speaker 1>one off for our mom later in the day and

0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:35.400
<v Speaker 1>like he was doing it the proper way and like

0:34:35.440 --> 0:34:36.680
<v Speaker 1>got the pan background everything.

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:43.680
<v Speaker 4>I was like, ho, the smell it It like leaves,

0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:46.680
<v Speaker 4>like a layer of oil and grease all over the

0:34:46.680 --> 0:34:48.480
<v Speaker 4>house and also on my face.

0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 2>And like, also, we need to have a conversation about

0:34:51.840 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 2>beef tallow moisturizer. I saw this guy that I literally

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:59.000
<v Speaker 2>think is one of the funniest people in the entire world.

0:34:59.680 --> 0:35:02.600
<v Speaker 2>But I like forgetting his name right now, but he

0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:06.160
<v Speaker 2>made the funniest video ever about beef Tallow, just saying

0:35:07.320 --> 0:35:10.480
<v Speaker 2>like the one line that stuck with me. But it

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:16.800
<v Speaker 2>was like, if we have to question whether a product

0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:20.400
<v Speaker 2>that goes on your skin smells like beef or not,

0:35:21.239 --> 0:35:23.400
<v Speaker 2>maybe we don't use it. And it was just like

0:35:23.560 --> 0:35:25.960
<v Speaker 2>it was like a huge realization for me where I'm like, yes,

0:35:26.080 --> 0:35:28.279
<v Speaker 2>like at least like the men are taking care of

0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:32.000
<v Speaker 2>their skin, but like at what costs, Like they're putting literal.

0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:36.239
<v Speaker 1>Beef backing barbarian all for us, so you don't have

0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:39.880
<v Speaker 1>to be seen in a fucking altar Sephora, get out

0:35:39.920 --> 0:35:43.000
<v Speaker 1>of my face. Also, where the fuck do you buy

0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 1>beef tallow? Where do you buy that? I don't think

0:35:46.320 --> 0:35:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I would trust that off of a delivery truck. A

0:35:49.640 --> 0:35:51.920
<v Speaker 1>lot of y'all were fucking ordering that shit in the

0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:54.520
<v Speaker 1>heat of the summer and it was sitting in the

0:35:54.560 --> 0:35:57.360
<v Speaker 1>back of a truck literally boiling over.

0:35:58.360 --> 0:36:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it was like it does it like melt.

0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:03.319
<v Speaker 2>I have to find this guy's name because, oh, Jake,

0:36:04.000 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Jake Cornell his beef top.

0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's so funny. I think I saw that video.

0:36:08.840 --> 0:36:12.160
<v Speaker 2>He's really really fucking advanced, like and he's been on

0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:15.000
<v Speaker 2>like a banger run lately, like he's re entering his

0:36:15.200 --> 0:36:21.359
<v Speaker 2>like generational run arc. Well, were you in hyaluronic your

0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:28.279
<v Speaker 2>acid dropped youth tallow moisturizer? Saravey was there, sarave has

0:36:28.320 --> 0:36:32.200
<v Speaker 2>always been there, Like it's okay, bruh.

0:36:31.880 --> 0:36:36.839
<v Speaker 1>That's just it's just too much. Also, the way in

0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:40.400
<v Speaker 1>which we went from people being worried about kids doing

0:36:40.440 --> 0:36:42.880
<v Speaker 1>like the hot water challenge and throwing boiling water on

0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:48.840
<v Speaker 1>each other. That's also you could get on TikTok and

0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:54.440
<v Speaker 1>you could say anything people are so afraid of aging,

0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:56.680
<v Speaker 1>grow the fuck up as.

0:36:56.719 --> 0:36:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Much as literally grow up.

0:36:58.000 --> 0:37:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Twenty six Like I don't. I don't fear aging for

0:37:01.719 --> 0:37:04.960
<v Speaker 1>like my looks and my vanity because I am sorry,

0:37:05.040 --> 0:37:07.799
<v Speaker 1>as insecure of a person as I am, I genuinely

0:37:07.920 --> 0:37:10.800
<v Speaker 1>think I will get hotter as I age. I've accepted

0:37:10.800 --> 0:37:14.960
<v Speaker 1>that like tough burden to carry, but yeah, I'll I'll

0:37:14.960 --> 0:37:17.239
<v Speaker 1>get sexier as I age, Like I'll carry that on

0:37:17.280 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 1>my shoulders a lot of y'all. I could get on

0:37:19.680 --> 0:37:22.120
<v Speaker 1>TikTok right now and say that at the end of

0:37:22.120 --> 0:37:24.920
<v Speaker 1>the day, like day I take my dirty socks, I

0:37:25.160 --> 0:37:27.480
<v Speaker 1>soak them in hot water, and I dip my hair

0:37:27.520 --> 0:37:30.080
<v Speaker 1>in it so that it will grow. And I would

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:33.160
<v Speaker 1>put so much money on the fact that someone out

0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:36.160
<v Speaker 1>there would do it and then placebo themselves into thinking

0:37:36.239 --> 0:37:37.320
<v Speaker 1>it works.

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:40.600
<v Speaker 2>It a thing. I literally just saw something like that

0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:45.919
<v Speaker 2>where girls are now putting their baby's ass ointment all

0:37:45.920 --> 0:37:48.120
<v Speaker 2>over their face before bed, and I actually loki want

0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:50.319
<v Speaker 2>to try it because it's apparently like zinc oxide or

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:53.040
<v Speaker 2>some shit, but really, like, we don't need to be

0:37:53.080 --> 0:37:55.799
<v Speaker 2>putting everything on our fucking faces. But something I have

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:59.320
<v Speaker 2>been doing recently that like Loki is it's not like

0:37:59.360 --> 0:38:01.479
<v Speaker 2>a TikTok train and it's something I discovered on my own.

0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:05.200
<v Speaker 2>But I after you use the restroom when you're on

0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:07.239
<v Speaker 2>your period, I go into the toilet, or I mean

0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:09.200
<v Speaker 2>into the trash can next to the toilet, I take

0:38:09.239 --> 0:38:13.200
<v Speaker 2>your tampon out. I ring out the like I mean

0:38:13.239 --> 0:38:15.239
<v Speaker 2>you leave your tampons in for like forty eight hours,

0:38:15.440 --> 0:38:17.799
<v Speaker 2>seventy two hours sometimes, like you're always on the verge

0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:20.480
<v Speaker 2>of stepsis. So it's like even better rotten. And I

0:38:20.600 --> 0:38:22.640
<v Speaker 2>put that on my face before I go to sleep,

0:38:22.680 --> 0:38:26.480
<v Speaker 2>and that's how I get this beautiful, beautiful, glossy skin.

0:38:27.880 --> 0:38:31.439
<v Speaker 2>But it can only be with someone you love, cause

0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:34.360
<v Speaker 2>your periods are sync or something. The signs that I

0:38:34.400 --> 0:38:40.719
<v Speaker 2>haven't gotten down to the bottom of it yet yet.

0:38:41.040 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not kidding if you, oh wait, like I

0:38:43.680 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I just miss I miss when people were

0:38:47.040 --> 0:38:50.239
<v Speaker 1>doing crazy shit like that beef Tallow. Honestly, the more

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I think about it, I'm glad we're having this discussion

0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:54.680
<v Speaker 1>because it's really opening doors in my mind right now.

0:38:54.960 --> 0:38:57.640
<v Speaker 1>But the more I think about it, I am like, oh,

0:38:57.640 --> 0:39:02.920
<v Speaker 1>it's annoying the things that pick up. But I want.

0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:06.000
<v Speaker 2>I want blue Whale challenge, I want hot water Challenge, Like.

0:39:06.040 --> 0:39:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want the eating the tampon challenge, Like I

0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:11.239
<v Speaker 1>cannot believe we really saw a girl just chew on

0:39:11.280 --> 0:39:12.880
<v Speaker 1>her fucking tampon.

0:39:12.640 --> 0:39:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Like I need the uh tidepod challenge.

0:39:17.400 --> 0:39:21.960
<v Speaker 1>That's our divine wow. Guy's literally our divine because divine

0:39:22.120 --> 0:39:23.840
<v Speaker 1>ate dog shit. She ate the tampon.

0:39:24.920 --> 0:39:25.480
<v Speaker 4>Wow.

0:39:26.680 --> 0:39:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Cultural movements and art.

0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:34.280
<v Speaker 2>To repeat itself like two fucking idiots.

0:39:34.920 --> 0:39:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Beef tallow is a little on the cusp of or

0:39:40.040 --> 0:39:43.880
<v Speaker 1>eating eating dog poop is similar to using beef tallow.

0:39:44.080 --> 0:39:46.240
<v Speaker 1>That's what I meant to say. There's a drone.

0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh hell, no beige babies, So let me talk about

0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:54.319
<v Speaker 2>that for a second. So a beige baby is a

0:39:54.360 --> 0:39:58.279
<v Speaker 2>baby that was raised inside of a beige dungeon like

0:39:58.320 --> 0:40:02.320
<v Speaker 2>those rooms that have done. It's literally just wood color

0:40:02.520 --> 0:40:06.560
<v Speaker 2>like it's there's no color. There's cream, there's white, maybe

0:40:06.600 --> 0:40:09.240
<v Speaker 2>some gray, and that's really as far as it goes.

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:11.640
<v Speaker 2>But the beige, it's a big part of it. Like

0:40:11.680 --> 0:40:17.560
<v Speaker 2>my sweater. I really want to know the societal implications

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:20.560
<v Speaker 2>of raising a beige baby, Like I really think it's

0:40:20.600 --> 0:40:24.360
<v Speaker 2>gonna do like damage to the fabric of our society

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:27.040
<v Speaker 2>because once they see colors for the first time, they

0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:30.359
<v Speaker 2>might actually all develop epilepsy or some shit. Like.

0:40:30.560 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 1>I also feel like those are the babies who are

0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:35.680
<v Speaker 1>most addicted to like cocoa, melon and shit too, do

0:40:35.719 --> 0:40:37.120
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? And the reason they're so

0:40:37.160 --> 0:40:38.920
<v Speaker 1>addicted to is because it's the only time in their

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:41.360
<v Speaker 1>life they get to see fucking color. And that's probably

0:40:41.400 --> 0:40:43.279
<v Speaker 1>why all the babies are gay, because they see the

0:40:43.360 --> 0:40:45.880
<v Speaker 1>rainbow for the first time and they're so attracted to it.

0:40:46.080 --> 0:40:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the frogs are gay because of the estrogen and

0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:53.319
<v Speaker 2>the water supply. Yeah, the babies are gay because of

0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:54.360
<v Speaker 2>their beige rooms.

0:40:55.840 --> 0:40:59.360
<v Speaker 1>If somebody with a normal brain chemistry heard the past

0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:02.760
<v Speaker 1>like ten minutes of us talking, they would genuinely.

0:41:02.200 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 2>Think it would be Yeah, it would literally be the same,

0:41:07.320 --> 0:41:09.720
<v Speaker 2>Like it would be the same as giving a jolly

0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:13.440
<v Speaker 2>rancher to a pilgrim, Like it would do the same

0:41:13.560 --> 0:41:14.520
<v Speaker 2>damage to their brain.

0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Wait, do the beige babies get to eat fun food?

0:41:17.280 --> 0:41:19.240
<v Speaker 1>I feel like a lot of those beige babies also

0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:22.560
<v Speaker 1>have moms who are like, I'm making my baby fruit loops.

0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:27.000
<v Speaker 2>They only eat babes, they only eat mashed potatoes and

0:41:27.600 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 2>boiled chicken.

0:41:29.080 --> 0:41:31.840
<v Speaker 1>Like that is so insane. Also, I don't know, like

0:41:34.560 --> 0:41:36.279
<v Speaker 1>I think if I have a kid, like, I'm really

0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:38.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna let it do whatever the fuck it wants for

0:41:38.120 --> 0:41:39.120
<v Speaker 1>the most part, Like what.

0:41:39.480 --> 0:41:43.239
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not joking, I'm being dead fucking serious. Like

0:41:44.000 --> 0:41:47.000
<v Speaker 2>I know for a fact that my kid is going

0:41:47.040 --> 0:41:51.160
<v Speaker 2>to be experimenting with drugs when they're fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen.

0:41:51.520 --> 0:41:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm going to act to their face very upset

0:41:55.920 --> 0:41:58.040
<v Speaker 2>with them. But Loki, I'm gonna be like kind of cool,

0:41:58.320 --> 0:42:00.520
<v Speaker 2>like you're one of the cool kids, aren't you.

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:02.840
<v Speaker 1>No, I really hope something gets done about pop bars

0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:04.400
<v Speaker 1>because I can't. I can't have a kid who has

0:42:04.440 --> 0:42:04.920
<v Speaker 1>a pot bar.

0:42:05.320 --> 0:42:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Huh did you just see that?

0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 1>Did you just almost fall? No?

0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:13.600
<v Speaker 2>I looked insane. I wonder if I look as crazy

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:14.440
<v Speaker 2>as I.

0:42:14.160 --> 0:42:16.319
<v Speaker 1>Think, you probably think you look crazier than you do.

0:42:17.680 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Marvel movies are humiliation rituals for top actors in the

0:42:23.000 --> 0:42:30.200
<v Speaker 2>world because those silly fucking suits, Are you kidding me?

0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:34.000
<v Speaker 2>And seeing them outside of the green screen in that

0:42:34.120 --> 0:42:37.640
<v Speaker 2>stupid fucking little outfit they have on. No, it's it's

0:42:37.680 --> 0:42:39.680
<v Speaker 2>got to be a joke. It's got to be a humiliation.

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Like it's I want to know how those actors like

0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:44.719
<v Speaker 1>talk about being in Marvel movies, Like do you think

0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:47.000
<v Speaker 1>they're like, yes, I'm in a Marvel movie or there,

0:42:47.120 --> 0:42:49.919
<v Speaker 1>or do they preface it to their friends like, yeah,

0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:51.640
<v Speaker 1>I was just filming something and they're like, oh my god,

0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:56.680
<v Speaker 1>what I.

0:42:54.560 --> 0:42:55.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm a part.

0:42:55.160 --> 0:42:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm a part of the Marvel stuff now. And I

0:42:56.920 --> 0:42:59.080
<v Speaker 1>thought it was gonna be like stupid, but I kind

0:42:59.080 --> 0:42:59.520
<v Speaker 1>of like it.

0:42:59.560 --> 0:43:03.040
<v Speaker 2>I actually really love it. Everybody's really sweet. No, literally,

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:06.640
<v Speaker 2>like we one of our actor friends, we have several

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:10.920
<v Speaker 2>actor friends, like was talking about being asked to do

0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 2>a Marvel movie and how they hook you is like,

0:43:13.920 --> 0:43:18.040
<v Speaker 2>not only are you getting paid like ten million dollars

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:23.120
<v Speaker 2>for a single role as like, which is just life

0:43:23.200 --> 0:43:27.440
<v Speaker 2>changing generational wealth, but they also like are like, oh,

0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:30.520
<v Speaker 2>and like you're going to be in eight movies over

0:43:30.560 --> 0:43:34.160
<v Speaker 2>the next twelve years, so it's basically guaranteeing them like

0:43:34.280 --> 0:43:36.960
<v Speaker 2>one hundred and fifty million dollars. So you really like,

0:43:37.000 --> 0:43:37.400
<v Speaker 2>actually can.

0:43:37.680 --> 0:43:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess Marvel is low key like the NFL of acting.

0:43:41.040 --> 0:43:44.239
<v Speaker 1>It's like the biggest deal you can get is being

0:43:44.280 --> 0:43:45.040
<v Speaker 1>a part of that shit.

0:43:45.560 --> 0:43:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it like it is like they make it

0:43:48.640 --> 0:43:50.520
<v Speaker 2>impossible to say no to and then if you say

0:43:50.560 --> 0:43:52.960
<v Speaker 2>no once then like they don't hit you back up

0:43:53.000 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 2>because they're like, how the fuck could you say no

0:43:55.800 --> 0:43:57.520
<v Speaker 2>to us? Marvel?

0:43:57.680 --> 0:43:59.719
<v Speaker 1>I can't even lie all the shit I'm talking right now.

0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:02.200
<v Speaker 1>If a Marvel contract got put in my face, I'd

0:44:02.239 --> 0:44:04.160
<v Speaker 1>sign it so fucking quick. I would sign it and

0:44:04.160 --> 0:44:08.200
<v Speaker 1>then immediately pull like as Dizzey out of my back

0:44:08.239 --> 0:44:10.960
<v Speaker 1>pocket and get so fucking high because I'm lit for life,

0:44:11.040 --> 0:44:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Like it does no matter.

0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I fully I am on the same way of length,

0:44:15.080 --> 0:44:18.120
<v Speaker 2>like I will be doing a Marvel movie if it

0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:19.120
<v Speaker 2>gets put in front of me.

0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I want like a Madam Web though, or is that DC.

0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:25.000
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

0:44:25.400 --> 0:44:25.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:44:26.719 --> 0:44:28.680
<v Speaker 1>I think it'd be kind of funny, Like I feel

0:44:28.680 --> 0:44:30.759
<v Speaker 1>like we're serving more like we get picked up by

0:44:30.880 --> 0:44:33.160
<v Speaker 1>d C. Is the best we're gonna get. We're not

0:44:33.160 --> 0:44:33.840
<v Speaker 1>getting Marvel.

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:37.000
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, you're saying really scary things to me right now,

0:44:37.040 --> 0:44:40.000
<v Speaker 2>I am too hot to hear the words DC and Marvel.

0:44:41.040 --> 0:44:43.879
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, my Disney. My Disney brain is coming out. I've

0:44:43.880 --> 0:44:46.239
<v Speaker 1>been having to do a lot of like understanding what

0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:49.840
<v Speaker 1>production companies own what because I was genuinely I am

0:44:49.960 --> 0:44:52.759
<v Speaker 1>obsessed with going to Disneyland. I love Disneyland. I am

0:44:52.800 --> 0:44:56.239
<v Speaker 1>a Disney adult in my free time, and I was

0:44:56.360 --> 0:44:59.359
<v Speaker 1>obsessed with the idea of Wicked like becoming a thing

0:44:59.360 --> 0:45:02.040
<v Speaker 1>in Disney. And then I realized it's universal.

0:45:03.160 --> 0:45:06.520
<v Speaker 2>Uh see, that's that's what I'm saying, universal Wicked World.

0:45:06.600 --> 0:45:09.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, it's the next big thing, like they

0:45:09.080 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 2>need to do. Like like the ride is uh you're

0:45:13.160 --> 0:45:15.480
<v Speaker 2>writing a broom at the end and the song that

0:45:15.520 --> 0:45:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Alphabus sings like the Wicked Witch of the West or

0:45:17.960 --> 0:45:19.480
<v Speaker 2>whatever the fuck what's the last song.

0:45:20.560 --> 0:45:21.640
<v Speaker 1>If you care of that?

0:45:22.320 --> 0:45:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that's playing in the background, and it's like

0:45:25.120 --> 0:45:26.160
<v Speaker 2>those rides where you're.

0:45:26.000 --> 0:45:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, they should replace Harry Potter with Wicked.

0:45:28.680 --> 0:45:31.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Like, no, keep Harry Potter and add a

0:45:31.320 --> 0:45:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Wicked World. Like it's that easy because we can go

0:45:33.680 --> 0:45:36.000
<v Speaker 2>in through the gate and it's like you entering shiz

0:45:36.040 --> 0:45:40.800
<v Speaker 2>and it's like a fake water. I'm telling you, I'm cooking.

0:45:41.000 --> 0:45:42.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm literally cooking right now.

0:45:42.280 --> 0:45:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I know I want to go to shoes.

0:45:44.440 --> 0:45:47.200
<v Speaker 2>There's a Tulip Field ride where you're running through the

0:45:47.200 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 2>tulip fields and it's a roller coaster. I don't want

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:53.120
<v Speaker 2>to have to run, though, No, you're not running. It's

0:45:53.120 --> 0:45:53.680
<v Speaker 2>a roller coaster.

0:45:53.760 --> 0:45:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, because any ride where I have to do like

0:45:56.120 --> 0:45:57.359
<v Speaker 1>the Haunted Mansion.

0:45:57.080 --> 0:46:00.080
<v Speaker 2>Loki, you're pushing it.

0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:03.560
<v Speaker 1>I just have to walk through this fucking ugly ass

0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 1>house right now. Yeah, and you're trying to make it

0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:09.800
<v Speaker 1>seem like I'm on a fun ride when really, the

0:46:09.880 --> 0:46:14.040
<v Speaker 1>ride doesn't start for ten fucking minutes and I have

0:46:14.080 --> 0:46:17.840
<v Speaker 1>to be squished next to the most people ever, it's

0:46:17.960 --> 0:46:22.280
<v Speaker 1>obviously a safety hazard. God forbid. Half this building started

0:46:22.320 --> 0:46:25.120
<v Speaker 1>to catch on fucking fire. There's no escaping from the

0:46:25.160 --> 0:46:27.719
<v Speaker 1>Haunted Mansion. We're all gonna be the next ghost for

0:46:27.760 --> 0:46:29.680
<v Speaker 1>the next fucking guess of this house sets up.

0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:36.280
<v Speaker 2>Woh true? Okay. The last thing I wanted to address

0:46:36.360 --> 0:46:41.239
<v Speaker 2>and kind of talk about is the Enya ozimpic rumors.

0:46:41.640 --> 0:46:46.239
<v Speaker 2>So people think Enya is on ozimpic, But I mean,

0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:50.439
<v Speaker 2>look at her, y'all. She does not look like she's

0:46:50.480 --> 0:46:54.120
<v Speaker 2>on ozimpic, Like, not even close to being on ozimpic, Like,

0:46:54.520 --> 0:46:59.480
<v Speaker 2>she looks nothing like ozimpic at all. She is not.

0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:02.040
<v Speaker 2>There's no like, I don't see a world where she

0:47:02.200 --> 0:47:04.239
<v Speaker 2>could be on ozempic because.

0:47:04.000 --> 0:47:07.640
<v Speaker 1>It feels like you're like it feels like you're kind

0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:10.080
<v Speaker 1>of like doing a backhanded thing right now, like you're

0:47:10.160 --> 0:47:13.040
<v Speaker 1>kind of defending my honor. And I thought you were.

0:47:13.080 --> 0:47:14.799
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna say, like, we go to

0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:17.319
<v Speaker 1>the gym often, and it's really weird to say that.

0:47:18.000 --> 0:47:21.840
<v Speaker 2>No, you do not look anything like. You look nothing

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<v Speaker 2>like being on ozempic, looks like like at all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy that you haven't been getting comments because I

0:47:29.719 --> 0:47:31.640
<v Speaker 1>really don't like the way you've been looking. So I've

0:47:31.640 --> 0:47:33.880
<v Speaker 1>been going into your room and like stabbing you with

0:47:33.960 --> 0:47:36.160
<v Speaker 1>an ozembic pen in your stomach while you're sleeping.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm eating lately.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine doing that to someone, Like, imagine finding out that

0:47:40.800 --> 0:47:42.520
<v Speaker 1>somebody's been coming into your room and just being like

0:47:43.760 --> 0:47:47.920
<v Speaker 1>with nozempic while you're sleeping. Honestly, like, no, I would

0:47:47.920 --> 0:47:50.520
<v Speaker 1>be mad because I've heard such scary after effects of

0:47:50.560 --> 0:47:53.160
<v Speaker 1>like health issues that come with ozempic, So I'd be

0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:55.920
<v Speaker 1>like brouh at what cost? Like That's the annoying thing,

0:47:56.040 --> 0:47:59.839
<v Speaker 1>is like bruh, Like y'all are talking about somebody who

0:47:59.840 --> 0:48:03.520
<v Speaker 1>I I just started smoking weed. I'm twenty five, Like,

0:48:04.400 --> 0:48:08.200
<v Speaker 1>I am so terrified of big pharma. Y'all think I'm

0:48:08.200 --> 0:48:12.240
<v Speaker 1>about to be the test dummy for ozempic, Like get

0:48:12.239 --> 0:48:14.360
<v Speaker 1>a grip. I'm gonna let all the bitches do it

0:48:14.440 --> 0:48:17.200
<v Speaker 1>crazy boot style. And then I like, I am sorry,

0:48:17.239 --> 0:48:19.640
<v Speaker 1>like and I also don't like if you everyone gets

0:48:19.680 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 1>to do what they want. But I genuinely believe there's

0:48:23.680 --> 0:48:28.600
<v Speaker 1>three things that to me, I can partake in but

0:48:28.840 --> 0:48:32.360
<v Speaker 1>much later in my life. And that's like crazy drugs,

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 1>yep ozempic, and plastic surgery. That's all shit for what

0:48:36.800 --> 0:48:39.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like in my mid sixties. And at this point,

0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:41.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm bored. At this point, I'm just like fucking new

0:48:41.960 --> 0:48:46.040
<v Speaker 1>face challenge, fucking new body challenge, fucking new vibe challenge,

0:48:46.080 --> 0:48:49.040
<v Speaker 1>fucking new brain chemistry. Like by the time I'm sixty five.

0:48:48.880 --> 0:48:51.840
<v Speaker 2>It's like challenge is so funny because you're like addicted

0:48:51.880 --> 0:48:52.800
<v Speaker 2>to crag.

0:48:53.400 --> 0:48:57.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean shit, so what like if I'm like

0:48:57.320 --> 0:48:59.239
<v Speaker 1>sixty seven, who's calling for me? I don't plan on

0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:03.080
<v Speaker 1>having kids. It's like I'll just be like the aunt

0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:08.279
<v Speaker 1>of all of my other friend's kids, meth head aunt.

0:49:08.680 --> 0:49:11.640
<v Speaker 2>Meth head Inya. Yeah, fine, meth head Inya is gonna

0:49:11.680 --> 0:49:13.800
<v Speaker 2>come over. She's really weird and she stares at the

0:49:13.840 --> 0:49:17.839
<v Speaker 2>wall for five hours a day, but she's awesome, and

0:49:17.920 --> 0:49:20.359
<v Speaker 2>I know her teeth are scary. We're getting her new

0:49:20.400 --> 0:49:20.879
<v Speaker 2>ones soon.

0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:24.399
<v Speaker 1>No, I would obviously get veneers. I have it planned out.

0:49:24.960 --> 0:49:30.680
<v Speaker 1>My retirement fund is going to literally go crazy for like.

0:49:32.120 --> 0:49:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Whatever I decide to be literally going to go crazy.

0:49:35.280 --> 0:49:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Like it sounds fun to be sixty five and if

0:49:38.080 --> 0:49:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I still have the health board to get boobs and

0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:43.440
<v Speaker 1>then just get them taken out, Like that's I'm not kidding,

0:49:43.480 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 1>That's something I've genuinely thought about. I'm like, it'd be

0:49:45.280 --> 0:49:48.120
<v Speaker 1>funny to get a BBL for like a year and

0:49:48.160 --> 0:49:50.640
<v Speaker 1>then the next year just get it taken out, just

0:49:50.680 --> 0:49:52.200
<v Speaker 1>to see. I want to know what life feels like

0:49:52.200 --> 0:49:52.960
<v Speaker 1>with a big butt.

0:49:53.400 --> 0:49:56.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, by then, I'm sure it'll be easily desolvable and shit.

0:49:57.160 --> 0:49:59.279
<v Speaker 1>Also, by then I'll know that I'm not performing for

0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:02.520
<v Speaker 1>the male game. Yes, Like it's just it really.

0:50:02.360 --> 0:50:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Is gay men. Huh, why would you perform for gay men?

0:50:06.320 --> 0:50:07.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean that's all we do here.

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Hey, gay Amail Gaze okay, Drew Sigop. If you

0:50:19.239 --> 0:50:22.480
<v Speaker 2>eat a bitches pussy knowing she sell it, you need

0:50:22.520 --> 0:50:23.480
<v Speaker 2>to be on fear factor.

0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Dah.

0:50:25.560 --> 0:50:29.560
<v Speaker 2>That was from Gabby twenty twenty three. I was edging

0:50:29.880 --> 0:50:33.239
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty four. I was stroking twenty twenty five. I'm

0:50:33.280 --> 0:50:34.800
<v Speaker 2>busting all over y'all.

0:50:35.680 --> 0:50:37.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, honestly, that is my vibe.

0:50:37.840 --> 0:50:42.400
<v Speaker 2>That was from Kyla, and then the last one is

0:50:42.440 --> 0:50:46.040
<v Speaker 2>probably my favorite one ever. Gay men will make fun

0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:48.799
<v Speaker 2>of horse girls and then put a harness on and

0:50:48.880 --> 0:50:53.480
<v Speaker 2>do ketamine. Girl, you are the horse. I think that's

0:50:53.480 --> 0:50:57.560
<v Speaker 2>from at Leo D. Gray on Twitter. Literally, the grandmama

0:50:57.640 --> 0:51:00.480
<v Speaker 2>is the baby. The grandmam is the baby.

0:51:01.239 --> 0:51:03.799
<v Speaker 1>Like we can't say much about our personal lives, but

0:51:03.960 --> 0:51:05.160
<v Speaker 1>just know the grandma.

0:51:04.840 --> 0:51:07.680
<v Speaker 2>Is the baby. The grandma is literally the baby. And

0:51:07.840 --> 0:51:14.399
<v Speaker 2>also just know I live in like actual fear right now,

0:51:14.600 --> 0:51:18.480
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm genuine like not for anybody else's safety, but

0:51:18.520 --> 0:51:27.719
<v Speaker 2>for the safety of everyone else. Yes, should we do media?

0:51:28.239 --> 0:51:32.760
<v Speaker 1>Yes? My media of the week is I saw Janet Planet.

0:51:33.800 --> 0:51:38.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, is Austin Powers, bar By Mason m a

0:51:38.800 --> 0:51:43.280
<v Speaker 2>x O N Like no, go ahead, Sorry.

0:51:43.400 --> 0:51:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Mine is Walking by Patty whipp Ever, New Beverly, Glenn Copeland,

0:51:47.640 --> 0:51:51.040
<v Speaker 1>miracle Man, Bob Carpenter, When I find the time, or

0:51:51.040 --> 0:51:54.160
<v Speaker 1>when I find time, Cody Chestnut. I watched Janet Planet,

0:51:54.239 --> 0:51:56.759
<v Speaker 1>and I am obsessed with that movie and I've seen

0:51:56.800 --> 0:52:02.160
<v Speaker 1>it twice now and the soundtrack is good, and I

0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:05.080
<v Speaker 1>feel like now is a cool time to watch a

0:52:05.080 --> 0:52:07.279
<v Speaker 1>movie like Janet Planet because we're all with our families,

0:52:07.360 --> 0:52:09.399
<v Speaker 1>and I think that movie does a good job of

0:52:10.040 --> 0:52:10.760
<v Speaker 1>it's so real.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like, oh, some of y'all, we're not supposed

0:52:16.640 --> 0:52:22.200
<v Speaker 3>to have kids, the grandmom, the baby.

0:52:23.000 --> 0:52:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Literally my media is I watched Monsters University, the prequel

0:52:34.280 --> 0:52:39.160
<v Speaker 2>to Monsters Inc. And I think that might be the

0:52:39.200 --> 0:52:41.959
<v Speaker 2>greatest prequel sequel of all times.

0:52:42.080 --> 0:52:45.399
<v Speaker 1>You've literally talked about this three medias of the week,

0:52:45.520 --> 0:52:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Like your hyperfixation with Monsters Inc. Is giving Disney adults

0:52:49.560 --> 0:52:52.400
<v Speaker 1>so you can't even Actually, we should go to Disney

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:55.440
<v Speaker 1>together so you can get your Monster's ink ears. Yeah,

0:52:56.040 --> 0:52:57.640
<v Speaker 1>the way I was saying that, I'm not trying to

0:52:57.640 --> 0:52:59.600
<v Speaker 1>be funny, I'm like, you should genuinely.

0:52:59.200 --> 0:53:02.359
<v Speaker 2>Do that, Like I want them. I love Monsters Inc.

0:53:03.239 --> 0:53:07.840
<v Speaker 2>But into the Void, Tim Hecker, Sleepy Time, Raymond Scott,

0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Reach for the Dead Boards of Canada, and Heal Pentagon.

0:53:14.080 --> 0:53:16.840
<v Speaker 2>Did I watch anything else? I went to the MAVs

0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:27.120
<v Speaker 2>game that was lit, and I have a crush Lucky.

0:53:27.719 --> 0:53:31.080
<v Speaker 2>I have like a real crush, like a nervous waiting

0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:33.520
<v Speaker 2>for a text back crush, like a oh my god,

0:53:33.560 --> 0:53:38.919
<v Speaker 2>like did I say the wrong thing? Crush, like a

0:53:39.000 --> 0:53:41.799
<v Speaker 2>piss that they're not texting me back immediately crush, or

0:53:41.880 --> 0:53:45.280
<v Speaker 2>like oh I'm making this all up in my head crush.

0:53:45.520 --> 0:53:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh I love that? Yeh. See twenty five is about

0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:56.799
<v Speaker 1>to be lit as fuck. Okay, well, sorry if this

0:53:56.880 --> 0:54:02.319
<v Speaker 1>episode seemed a little off, I'm sure like many of you,

0:54:03.160 --> 0:54:07.719
<v Speaker 1>this time of year, although very sweet and nice, brings

0:54:07.960 --> 0:54:13.200
<v Speaker 1>a lot of stress and reminders of things. And just

0:54:13.400 --> 0:54:15.720
<v Speaker 1>know that as long as you have your found family

0:54:16.200 --> 0:54:19.439
<v Speaker 1>or even just one person around you that you love,

0:54:19.600 --> 0:54:21.000
<v Speaker 1>or even if you don't have that, and you have

0:54:21.040 --> 0:54:24.799
<v Speaker 1>to do that online in your communities and do more

0:54:24.840 --> 0:54:27.440
<v Speaker 1>outreach to find those people, that is what makes it

0:54:27.480 --> 0:54:30.799
<v Speaker 1>worth it. And it will pass and you will find

0:54:30.840 --> 0:54:35.719
<v Speaker 1>the people that you were meant to be with and

0:54:35.760 --> 0:54:39.560
<v Speaker 1>they will come and you will be so happy. You

0:54:39.600 --> 0:54:41.280
<v Speaker 1>will be so happy even that you waited.

0:54:42.280 --> 0:54:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Are you so happy even?

0:54:44.920 --> 0:54:48.040
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, and I guess, yeah, this is the last

0:54:48.080 --> 0:54:49.880
<v Speaker 1>episode of the year. I really thought I was going

0:54:49.960 --> 0:54:52.440
<v Speaker 1>to get on here and do my big one and

0:54:52.440 --> 0:54:58.320
<v Speaker 1>give a sweet speech, But right now my brain.

0:54:58.120 --> 0:54:59.160
<v Speaker 2>Is attach episode.

0:55:00.560 --> 0:55:03.479
<v Speaker 1>Maybe next time. Well, thank you guys so much for.

0:55:04.200 --> 0:55:06.359
<v Speaker 2>We record that one before the end of the year,

0:55:06.360 --> 0:55:07.600
<v Speaker 2>and then it goes up on the end.

0:55:07.680 --> 0:55:10.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so technically for us, you'll be seeing us in

0:55:10.080 --> 0:55:11.800
<v Speaker 1>the past next episode.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, all right, peace and love and unity

0:55:15.000 --> 0:55:19.600
<v Speaker 2>and respect. Peace to your family's happy holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy bye.