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Speaker 2: episode of emergency in her calm. Uh, familiar faces, familiar spaces. Baby,

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Speaker 1: Why did she do that? Sacred beauty?

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Speaker 2: She's silly, she's freaking out.

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Speaker 1: Well, so much to say, so much to say, so

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Speaker 1: little freedom.

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Speaker 2: I love. There is a lot a lot going on

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Speaker 1: This who shall pass? Me saying that to myself for

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Speaker 2: The things I used to worry about like they're not

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Speaker 1: Hill, well, I said, or not? I said something I

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, that's bad, that's gnarly. I

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Speaker 1: No, I even mean that I meant, like, why haven't

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Speaker 2: I'm literally it's your fault. That is your fault. You

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Speaker 2: don't text nobody back? Yeah, nobody back? Yeah no, But like.

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Speaker 1: I think it's just my like innate nature is a

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be Wait, a woman's need to

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Speaker 1: Like it's the same thing with like people. I'm just like, well,

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Speaker 1: But like the fuck, Like, seriously, what is the point

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Speaker 2: I'm right here, I've been here for ten years, have

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Speaker 1: One friend?

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Speaker 2: Who's too wo I love that means so much the

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Speaker 2: Funny, she's really advanced. But I do need to show

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Speaker 2: the people that I'm not ugly. It's just the headphones.

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Speaker 1: You're so annoying. Like you didn't look ugly with the

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, my face just looked like three inches too wide.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know what you mean. Every time I

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Speaker 1: I know, well, I saw a girl on TikTok talking

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Speaker 2: To circuel our food.

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Speaker 1: Also, how is that legal?

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Speaker 1: How easy is it to get rabies? And also how

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Speaker 2: Even serious rabies is horrible? Like you get it and

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Speaker 2: No, no, it's it's really gnarly, like it's I think

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Speaker 1: I want to smoke that rabies like brabies like me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but the Raccoon restaurant is like a scam, just

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Speaker 2: like Airbnb cats are a scam because you're basically paying

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Speaker 2: and someone's paying to stay in someone's house to house

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Speaker 1: Like no, literally, like I am paying to do your job.

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Speaker 1: Like it's it's equivalent to kind of the uber thing

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Speaker 1: I just it's like when you're going apartment hunting and

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Speaker 2: And yah, I will never forget that house that we

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Speaker 2: it was cheap as fucking We were like, dude, what

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Speaker 2: is the issue? Like, what is the issue? Like, what

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Speaker 2: what's the catch here? We pulled up I'm not kidding

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Speaker 2: we walked through the threshold, and I swear to god

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Speaker 2: it was haunted by ghosts and demons, like we left

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Speaker 1: low key seemed drunk. They both had to Stanley.

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Speaker 2: Cups, drunk as fuck, drinking out of that stan Lee.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like drinking out of Stanley cups, and

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Speaker 1: the mom was wearing size for Jordans.

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Speaker 2: I had pictures of it. I won't air her out

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Speaker 2: for her own privacy, but it is quite literally the silly,

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Speaker 1: It was so awesome. Also, the dar like was running

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Speaker 1: they were late. They were like fifteen minutes late, so

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Speaker 1: this neighborhood is very quiet, and I don't want college

434
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,440
Speaker 1: kids living next to me.

435
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 2: And we were like, Okay, it's okay, we're not college

436
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 2: we're not college kids, and we're gonna be loud as

437
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,399
Speaker 2: fuck on purpose now, Like literally, I'm not kidding. When

438
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,120
Speaker 2: our next door neighbor, it was beginning of COVID pandemic.

439
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 2: I was cleaning the house and I had a speaker

440
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,679
Speaker 2: in the house not even playing that loud when she

441
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 2: came over and would like banging on our door and

442
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 2: was like shut the fucking music off. I literally, oh

443
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 2: my god. I literally crashed out. Like I've been in

444
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 2: a perpetual crash out state for like the last month,

445
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 2: but like that was like next level. Like I said

446
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 2: some really hateful things that I don't say to anybody,

447
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 2: like I've never even said it to another person since,

448
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 2: Like it was really really bad, but don't fucking play

449
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 2: with me, Like and you know what I did.

450
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 1: Thing. It's like even the people on our building. Even

451
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: the people in our building don't complain about noise, So like,

452
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: how are you in a completely different building next door?

453
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: It's not my fault. This building was made in eighteen

454
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: oh three. In the wood or the glass of the

455
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 1: windows is actually like drinking cup class. I'm not kidding.

456
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: The windows in our apartment. I genuinely think if I

457
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 1: like flicked it hard enough it would just shatter.

458
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I do want to say, where the fuck did

459
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:47,239
Speaker 2: the co Catte gurlies go? The croquette gurlyes? Like I

460
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 2: swear to god, I couldn't turn in my own house

461
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 2: without seeing thirty six Cocutte girls just like chilling there.

462
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 2: Where they at? Like where are they at?

463
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: Like what did they morph into? Like what was the

464
00:23:59,320 --> 00:23:59,919
Speaker 1: next step?

465
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 2: Like village people, corps? I don't fucking know.

466
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: Like uh, like.

467
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:14,360
Speaker 2: The old town? Yeah, like the it's old but it's

468
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,439
Speaker 2: still bark means.

469
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,919
Speaker 1: I love that picture. You mean the gun that's like

470
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: sitting on the guy's lap and he's like, who the

471
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 1: fuck are you gonna kill? Thomas Jefferson.

472
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's old, but it's still barked.

473
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: I think I said this. I can't remember if I

474
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 1: said this on the last episode. But we need baptisms

475
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 1: for non religious people. Yeah, like I want something like that.

476
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 1: But like, because I wouldn't say I'm not religious in

477
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: the sense that I do believe there is a God.

478
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: I have no specific dimensions. There's no vision in mind.

479
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily have a pin. I couldn't build you

480
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 1: a pinter sport of what my idea of religion is.

481
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 1: It's very it's very abstract. And also what I mean

482
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: by that is I only think about God when I'm

483
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: actually terrified.

484
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:00,680
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

485
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 1: But I want I just want to baptism like, but

486
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 1: nothing crazy. I just want to be dunked in water

487
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: by somebody.

488
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: I really just want an autism, like I want to

489
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 2: be dunked in water. I want an autism, like I

490
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: really really want my priest to put me underwater and

491
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 2: splash the Holy water on me, Like I really just

492
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 2: want to be autism.

493
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: I think you're mixing up baptism and autism. Those are

494
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: like really different.

495
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think I did.

496
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: Going to the mall during Christmas time is the equivalent

497
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 1: to I can't even think. I don't think I've experienced anything.

498
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's the equivalent to like Doomsday Beach, like

499
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 2: that Harry Styles movie where he was like running around

500
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 2: at war or whatever the he made. Yeah, like that,

501
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 2: it's literally the Tricia Padies music video, Like let's that,

502
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 2: Like it's really, it's really you have to be like

503
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 2: on this same mental capacity as a marine, if not higher,

504
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 2: to go to the mall within three days of Christmas.

505
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: And that's all I do every year. It's like without fail. Also,

506
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: I guess by the time this comes out, Oh my god,

507
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: by the time this comes out, Christmas is not only done,

508
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: but it's the last episode of twenty twenty four. This

509
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 1: year has been.

510
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 2: Scary.

511
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 1: Well, the good news is I feel like everyone's in

512
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: it together. I don't know a single person who's like

513
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: this has been the best year of my life. I've

514
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 1: yet to meet somebody who has positive connotations to the

515
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 1: year twenty twenty four.

516
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 2: I was gonna say the last I was going to say,

517
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 2: like it's because it's an election cycle, Like no election

518
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 2: cycle years are good, but twenty sixteen like not to

519
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 2: be in old head, like if you weren't, And then

520
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 2: like really, like there was something about twenty sixteen, like

521
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 2: it was really giving this vibe like literally being drunk

522
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 2: and listening to the Drake Future album, Like, yeah, it

523
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: was a vibe.

524
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: It was that vibe. But you know what, I'm like,

525
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 1: I think I'm resting on the delusional optimism because this

526
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: year in terms of politics, it feels more intense and

527
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: scary than twenty sixteen, But like, I don't know, I

528
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: feel like there is I feel like twenty sixteen was

529
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: so good because there was a togetheredness, especially for our

530
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,919
Speaker 1: age range, for the first time, where it was like

531
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: we were thinking about like people's like moral ideas, like.

532
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 2: They're idea, just thinking about people, like yeah.

533
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: Literally just like thinking about people, looking at the people

534
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: around you, trying to really realize and dissect why the

535
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 1: people around you are good for you and like oosh,

536
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: maybe shouldn't be around you. And I feel like, because

537
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 1: also twenty seventeen, twenty seven, how is that bad? Like

538
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: that was too lit. So I'm genuinely my spiritual psychosis

539
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: is telling me that twenty twenty five is going to

540
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: be awesome, and I'm really scared because I did go

541
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 1: into twenty twenty four thinking it was going to be awesome,

542
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: and then god.

543
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 2: I will say, twenty twenty four regardless of that shit

544
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 2: was iconic.

545
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, regardless of personal life, Like work life was awesome

546
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: and I'm very grateful and like, also I feel like

547
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: community building was really good. But personal life it did

548
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: feel like I think somebody put a hex on me.

549
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 2: I put a hex on you, bab.

550
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: But the HECKS is low key fizzling out. But also

551
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: the HECKS is fizzling out in the way that the

552
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 1: HECKS is my OCD and it is my prozac.

553
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, the hex is low key and it's flop era. Yeah,

554
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 2: the hex is.

555
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like yes, every day I still have my three

556
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: hours of pure fucking panic and disturbia where I'm really

557
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: convinced that everything is gonna fall apart. But I was

558
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: thinking about it in the car and I was like, bruh,

559
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: it really is just my OCD because my main issue is,

560
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: like with the way I love, the way I act,

561
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: the way I guide my life is I am so

562
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: terrified of things going wrong that I want to control

563
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: every aspect of every moving part. You just gotta let go,

564
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: and I need to back up and just be like listen,

565
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: say lev like no more, this too shall pass. I'm

566
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: on a say LEVI wave right now.

567
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 2: Just like Vida Loca, live in Levida Loca livid la

568
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 2: vida lokin.

569
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: Also, I need to tell this really funny story about

570
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 1: my little s blings interacting because they're just at that

571
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: age where they're like teenagers, and they cracked me the

572
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: fuck up. But my little brother Leo cooks like he's

573
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: he's fourteen.

574
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 2: And he knows how to cook, which like him cook now.

575
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: I know, kind of embarrassed me because I'm like, I

576
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: can't cook. I'm not cooking you anything back.

577
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: It's actually so cute. He like got that from your dad, Like.

578
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: I know, look, he wait, I can show you a

579
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: picture he made me. He made the family steak and

580
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes, like mashed potatoes from scratch, like he boiled

581
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes and did the whole thing. And he asked

582
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: me if I wanted to eat, and I of course

583
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: said yes, and then he it was me, my dad

584
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: and him eating because my mom and sister were out

585
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: doing last minute shopping and he cut my steak up

586
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: for me. Oh and he didn't cut my dad's steak.

587
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: But he's like, do you want me to.

588
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 2: Potatoes? Lime? Green? Hey, brat potatoes.

589
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: Not too much of my brother's potatoes.

590
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 2: Bro not too much, not too much.

591
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: No, they literally do like green because my parents like,

592
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like I hate to air them out, but

593
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: my parents are just at the age where they really

594
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: fuck with those fluorescent ass lights in the house. And

595
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, bruh, it is literally it feels like I'm

596
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: at the fucking DMV when I go into the living room.

597
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, your parents.

598
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: Do like vibrant fluorescent white lights.

599
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 2: Literally yesterday, I'm not kidding, I had an encounter with it.

600
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 3: Way.

601
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 2: But backing up to like, I just need to say this,

602
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 2: Ya's dad like whips up in the fucking kitchen, like

603
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 2: straight up like chef vibes. I just have to.

604
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: Put Yeah, my dad uh man used to My dad

605
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: used to be a chef and is still a really

606
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: good chef. And I learned nothing mm hmmm. Oh by way,

607
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: before I forgot, he made me stake.

608
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 2: My dad was excited.

609
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. Well this guys, this

610
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: is my last one. You will never see this ever again.

611
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: Like also, the color change is really gross.

612
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 2: Wait okay el fa bruh.

613
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: My brother and sister were talking about it like two

614
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: days before because my brother was talking about how he cooks.

615
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,959
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, like you actually cooked. That's kind

616
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: of crazy. And I was asking what he cooked and

617
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I really like cooking steak. And

618
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: I was like that's cool, Like I never cooked a

619
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: steak in my life, and then not that, he was like, bruh,

620
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: his steak tasted like fucking rubber. Last time he made it.

621
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: That shit was so bad, blah blah, like going in

622
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: on him and he was like, it's because you don't

623
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: know how to fucking eat steak, bro And then they

624
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: got started going back and forth and she was like

625
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: and then he just breaks through her talking. He goes

626
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: and y know, she told me to cook it like chicken.

627
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: What the fuck does that mean? And then I was like, actually,

628
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: what does that mean? She was like I wanted him

629
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: to cook it, and I wanted if he didn't tell

630
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: me that it was steak, I would think it's chicken.

631
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't think you understand the

632
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: texture of steak. It was never gonna taste like chicken.

633
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: And Lad was just like, what does that mean? Like

634
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: what what does that mean? Like what what does that mean?

635
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: Like like he was just freaking out because he was

636
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: like I couldn't, like you want your steak done like

637
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: so cooked, because she also was like I don't eat

638
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: steak that has red in it, like what if I

639
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:20,479
Speaker 1: fucking die? Which I agree with, but it was just

640
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: it was I'm just great to be there.

641
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 2: Wait, let's let let's fucking address that real quick, this

642
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 2: whole like anti cooked through steak agenda, Like I'm over it.

643
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: It's tried, Like I'm sorry, I don't want fucking nasty

644
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 2: like blood and guts and like gross shit seeping out

645
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 2: of my red meat that I already don't want to

646
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 2: fucking eat. I'm eating it because I have to. I've

647
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: never once been like, well I want a steak right now,

648
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 2: like what, No, it's because it's put in front of

649
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 2: me and it's someone else's cooking, and I don't want

650
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: to be mean. I'm sorry. I don't want it to

651
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: be red in the middle. I'm sorry. I want it

652
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 2: to be cooked.

653
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: Also when it's potatoes and and like the blood leaks

654
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: out and like it dyes the potatoes and now you're

655
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 1: just having like weird like pink potatoes. There are some

656
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: people who really fuck with the stake. There's just something

657
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: so crazy about cooking a steak at home.

658
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: Like, first of all, now.

659
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: Your sofa smells like cheesecake factory. Yeah, like, now your

660
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: sofa smells crazy like the air a steak in the

661
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: house being cooked. Like I'm so happy my brother cooked

662
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: that for me. But I will say he was heating

663
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: one off for our mom later in the day and

664
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 1: like he was doing it the proper way and like

665
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: got the pan background everything.

666
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 4: I was like, ho, the smell it It like leaves,

667
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 4: like a layer of oil and grease all over the

668
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 4: house and also on my face.

669
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 2: And like, also, we need to have a conversation about

670
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 2: beef tallow moisturizer. I saw this guy that I literally

671
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 2: think is one of the funniest people in the entire world.

672
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 2: But I like forgetting his name right now, but he

673
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: made the funniest video ever about beef Tallow, just saying

674
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 2: like the one line that stuck with me. But it

675
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 2: was like, if we have to question whether a product

676
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 2: that goes on your skin smells like beef or not,

677
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 2: maybe we don't use it. And it was just like

678
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 2: it was like a huge realization for me where I'm like, yes,

679
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 2: like at least like the men are taking care of

680
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 2: their skin, but like at what costs, Like they're putting literal.

681
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: Beef backing barbarian all for us, so you don't have

682
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: to be seen in a fucking altar Sephora, get out

683
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: of my face. Also, where the fuck do you buy

684
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: beef tallow? Where do you buy that? I don't think

685
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: I would trust that off of a delivery truck. A

686
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 1: lot of y'all were fucking ordering that shit in the

687
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: heat of the summer and it was sitting in the

688
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 1: back of a truck literally boiling over.

689
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was like it does it like melt.

690
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 2: I have to find this guy's name because, oh, Jake,

691
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: Jake Cornell his beef top.

692
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 1: Oh he's so funny. I think I saw that video.

693
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 2: He's really really fucking advanced, like and he's been on

694
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 2: like a banger run lately, like he's re entering his

695
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 2: like generational run arc. Well, were you in hyaluronic your

696
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 2: acid dropped youth tallow moisturizer? Saravey was there, sarave has

697
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 2: always been there, Like it's okay, bruh.

698
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 1: That's just it's just too much. Also, the way in

699
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: which we went from people being worried about kids doing

700
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: like the hot water challenge and throwing boiling water on

701
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: each other. That's also you could get on TikTok and

702
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: you could say anything people are so afraid of aging,

703
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: grow the fuck up as.

704
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 2: Much as literally grow up.

705
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: Twenty six Like I don't. I don't fear aging for

706
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: like my looks and my vanity because I am sorry,

707
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: as insecure of a person as I am, I genuinely

708
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 1: think I will get hotter as I age. I've accepted

709
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: that like tough burden to carry, but yeah, I'll I'll

710
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: get sexier as I age, Like I'll carry that on

711
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: my shoulders a lot of y'all. I could get on

712
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: TikTok right now and say that at the end of

713
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: the day, like day I take my dirty socks, I

714
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: soak them in hot water, and I dip my hair

715
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: in it so that it will grow. And I would

716
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: put so much money on the fact that someone out

717
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: there would do it and then placebo themselves into thinking

718
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 1: it works.

719
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 2: It a thing. I literally just saw something like that

720
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:45,919
Speaker 2: where girls are now putting their baby's ass ointment all

721
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 2: over their face before bed, and I actually loki want

722
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 2: to try it because it's apparently like zinc oxide or

723
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 2: some shit, but really, like, we don't need to be

724
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 2: putting everything on our fucking faces. But something I have

725
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 2: been doing recently that like Loki is it's not like

726
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,479
Speaker 2: a TikTok train and it's something I discovered on my own.

727
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 2: But I after you use the restroom when you're on

728
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 2: your period, I go into the toilet, or I mean

729
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 2: into the trash can next to the toilet, I take

730
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 2: your tampon out. I ring out the like I mean

731
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 2: you leave your tampons in for like forty eight hours,

732
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 2: seventy two hours sometimes, like you're always on the verge

733
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 2: of stepsis. So it's like even better rotten. And I

734
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 2: put that on my face before I go to sleep,

735
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 2: and that's how I get this beautiful, beautiful, glossy skin.

736
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,439
Speaker 2: But it can only be with someone you love, cause

737
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 2: your periods are sync or something. The signs that I

738
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 2: haven't gotten down to the bottom of it yet yet.

739
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: No, I'm not kidding if you, oh wait, like I

740
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: don't know. I just miss I miss when people were

741
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: doing crazy shit like that beef Tallow. Honestly, the more

742
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: I think about it, I'm glad we're having this discussion

743
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: because it's really opening doors in my mind right now.

744
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: But the more I think about it, I am like, oh,

745
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: it's annoying the things that pick up. But I want.

746
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 2: I want blue Whale challenge, I want hot water Challenge, Like.

747
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want the eating the tampon challenge, Like I

748
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: cannot believe we really saw a girl just chew on

749
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: her fucking tampon.

750
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 2: Like I need the uh tidepod challenge.

751
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: That's our divine wow. Guy's literally our divine because divine

752
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 1: ate dog shit. She ate the tampon.

753
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 4: Wow.

754
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: Cultural movements and art.

755
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 2: To repeat itself like two fucking idiots.

756
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: Beef tallow is a little on the cusp of or

757
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 1: eating eating dog poop is similar to using beef tallow.

758
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 1: That's what I meant to say. There's a drone.

759
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: Oh hell, no beige babies, So let me talk about

760
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 2: that for a second. So a beige baby is a

761
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 2: baby that was raised inside of a beige dungeon like

762
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 2: those rooms that have done. It's literally just wood color

763
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 2: like it's there's no color. There's cream, there's white, maybe

764
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 2: some gray, and that's really as far as it goes.

765
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 2: But the beige, it's a big part of it. Like

766
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 2: my sweater. I really want to know the societal implications

767
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 2: of raising a beige baby, Like I really think it's

768
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 2: gonna do like damage to the fabric of our society

769
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: because once they see colors for the first time, they

770
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 2: might actually all develop epilepsy or some shit. Like.

771
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: I also feel like those are the babies who are

772
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: most addicted to like cocoa, melon and shit too, do

773
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And the reason they're so

774
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: addicted to is because it's the only time in their

775
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: life they get to see fucking color. And that's probably

776
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: why all the babies are gay, because they see the

777
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 1: rainbow for the first time and they're so attracted to it.

778
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, the frogs are gay because of the estrogen and

779
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 2: the water supply. Yeah, the babies are gay because of

780
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 2: their beige rooms.

781
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 1: If somebody with a normal brain chemistry heard the past

782
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,760
Speaker 1: like ten minutes of us talking, they would genuinely.

783
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 2: Think it would be Yeah, it would literally be the same,

784
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,720
Speaker 2: Like it would be the same as giving a jolly

785
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 2: rancher to a pilgrim, Like it would do the same

786
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 2: damage to their brain.

787
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: Wait, do the beige babies get to eat fun food?

788
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of those beige babies also

789
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: have moms who are like, I'm making my baby fruit loops.

790
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 2: They only eat babes, they only eat mashed potatoes and

791
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 2: boiled chicken.

792
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 1: Like that is so insane. Also, I don't know, like

793
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: I think if I have a kid, like, I'm really

794
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: gonna let it do whatever the fuck it wants for

795
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: the most part, Like what.

796
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 2: Like I'm not joking, I'm being dead fucking serious. Like

797
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 2: I know for a fact that my kid is going

798
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 2: to be experimenting with drugs when they're fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen.

799
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to act to their face very upset

800
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 2: with them. But Loki, I'm gonna be like kind of cool,

801
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 2: like you're one of the cool kids, aren't you.

802
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 1: No, I really hope something gets done about pop bars

803
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: because I can't. I can't have a kid who has

804
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: a pot bar.

805
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 2: Huh did you just see that?

806
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: Did you just almost fall? No?

807
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 2: I looked insane. I wonder if I look as crazy

808
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 2: as I.

809
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 1: Think, you probably think you look crazier than you do.

810
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 2: Marvel movies are humiliation rituals for top actors in the

811
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 2: world because those silly fucking suits, Are you kidding me?

812
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 2: And seeing them outside of the green screen in that

813
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 2: stupid fucking little outfit they have on. No, it's it's

814
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 2: got to be a joke. It's got to be a humiliation.

815
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: Like it's I want to know how those actors like

816
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: talk about being in Marvel movies, Like do you think

817
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: they're like, yes, I'm in a Marvel movie or there,

818
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,919
Speaker 1: or do they preface it to their friends like, yeah,

819
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: I was just filming something and they're like, oh my god,

820
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: what I.

821
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: I'm a part.

822
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: I'm a part of the Marvel stuff now. And I

823
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be like stupid, but I kind

824
00:42:59,080 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: of like it.

825
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: I actually really love it. Everybody's really sweet. No, literally,

826
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 2: like we one of our actor friends, we have several

827
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 2: actor friends, like was talking about being asked to do

828
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: a Marvel movie and how they hook you is like,

829
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: not only are you getting paid like ten million dollars

830
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 2: for a single role as like, which is just life

831
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 2: changing generational wealth, but they also like are like, oh,

832
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 2: and like you're going to be in eight movies over

833
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 2: the next twelve years, so it's basically guaranteeing them like

834
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty million dollars. So you really like,

835
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 2: actually can.

836
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: I guess Marvel is low key like the NFL of acting.

837
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: It's like the biggest deal you can get is being

838
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: a part of that shit.

839
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it like it is like they make it

840
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 2: impossible to say no to and then if you say

841
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 2: no once then like they don't hit you back up

842
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 2: because they're like, how the fuck could you say no

843
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 2: to us? Marvel?

844
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: I can't even lie all the shit I'm talking right now.

845
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: If a Marvel contract got put in my face, I'd

846
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: sign it so fucking quick. I would sign it and

847
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: then immediately pull like as Dizzey out of my back

848
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: pocket and get so fucking high because I'm lit for life,

849
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: Like it does no matter.

850
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 2: I fully I am on the same way of length,

851
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 2: like I will be doing a Marvel movie if it

852
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 2: gets put in front of me.

853
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: I want like a Madam Web though, or is that DC.

854
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 3: Uh?

855
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 2: I don't know.

856
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: I think it'd be kind of funny, Like I feel

857
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: like we're serving more like we get picked up by

858
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: d C. Is the best we're gonna get. We're not

859
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 1: getting Marvel.

860
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 2: And yeah, you're saying really scary things to me right now,

861
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 2: I am too hot to hear the words DC and Marvel.

862
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 1: Sorry, my Disney. My Disney brain is coming out. I've

863
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: been having to do a lot of like understanding what

864
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: production companies own what because I was genuinely I am

865
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: obsessed with going to Disneyland. I love Disneyland. I am

866
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: a Disney adult in my free time, and I was

867
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 1: obsessed with the idea of Wicked like becoming a thing

868
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: in Disney. And then I realized it's universal.

869
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 2: Uh see, that's that's what I'm saying, universal Wicked World.

870
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, it's the next big thing, like they

871
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: need to do. Like like the ride is uh you're

872
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 2: writing a broom at the end and the song that

873
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 2: Alphabus sings like the Wicked Witch of the West or

874
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck what's the last song.

875
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: If you care of that?

876
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's playing in the background, and it's like

877
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 2: those rides where you're.

878
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they should replace Harry Potter with Wicked.

879
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Like, no, keep Harry Potter and add a

880
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 2: Wicked World. Like it's that easy because we can go

881
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 2: in through the gate and it's like you entering shiz

882
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 2: and it's like a fake water. I'm telling you, I'm cooking.

883
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 2: I'm literally cooking right now.

884
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 1: I know I want to go to shoes.

885
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: There's a Tulip Field ride where you're running through the

886
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 2: tulip fields and it's a roller coaster. I don't want

887
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 2: to have to run, though, No, you're not running. It's

888
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 2: a roller coaster.

889
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: Okay, because any ride where I have to do like

890
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 1: the Haunted Mansion.

891
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 2: Loki, you're pushing it.

892
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: I just have to walk through this fucking ugly ass

893
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: house right now. Yeah, and you're trying to make it

894
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: seem like I'm on a fun ride when really, the

895
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: ride doesn't start for ten fucking minutes and I have

896
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 1: to be squished next to the most people ever, it's

897
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:22,280
Speaker 1: obviously a safety hazard. God forbid. Half this building started

898
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: to catch on fucking fire. There's no escaping from the

899
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 1: Haunted Mansion. We're all gonna be the next ghost for

900
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: the next fucking guess of this house sets up.

901
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 2: Woh true? Okay. The last thing I wanted to address

902
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 2: and kind of talk about is the Enya ozimpic rumors.

903
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 2: So people think Enya is on ozimpic, But I mean,

904
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,439
Speaker 2: look at her, y'all. She does not look like she's

905
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: on ozimpic, Like, not even close to being on ozimpic, Like,

906
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 2: she looks nothing like ozimpic at all. She is not.

907
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 2: There's no like, I don't see a world where she

908
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 2: could be on ozempic because.

909
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: It feels like you're like it feels like you're kind

910
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: of like doing a backhanded thing right now, like you're

911
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: kind of defending my honor. And I thought you were.

912
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, like, we go to

913
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: the gym often, and it's really weird to say that.

914
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 2: No, you do not look anything like. You look nothing

915
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 2: like being on ozempic, looks like like at all.

916
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: That's crazy that you haven't been getting comments because I

917
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: really don't like the way you've been looking. So I've

918
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: been going into your room and like stabbing you with

919
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: an ozembic pen in your stomach while you're sleeping.

920
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 2: That's why I'm eating lately.

921
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: Imagine doing that to someone, Like, imagine finding out that

922
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: somebody's been coming into your room and just being like

923
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: with nozempic while you're sleeping. Honestly, like, no, I would

924
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: be mad because I've heard such scary after effects of

925
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: like health issues that come with ozempic, So I'd be

926
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: like brouh at what cost? Like That's the annoying thing,

927
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 1: is like bruh, Like y'all are talking about somebody who

928
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: I I just started smoking weed. I'm twenty five, Like,

929
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: I am so terrified of big pharma. Y'all think I'm

930
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 1: about to be the test dummy for ozempic, Like get

931
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: a grip. I'm gonna let all the bitches do it

932
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: crazy boot style. And then I like, I am sorry,

933
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: like and I also don't like if you everyone gets

934
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: to do what they want. But I genuinely believe there's

935
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: three things that to me, I can partake in but

936
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: much later in my life. And that's like crazy drugs,

937
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: yep ozempic, and plastic surgery. That's all shit for what

938
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: I'm like in my mid sixties. And at this point,

939
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm bored. At this point, I'm just like fucking new

940
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: face challenge, fucking new body challenge, fucking new vibe challenge,

941
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: fucking new brain chemistry. Like by the time I'm sixty five.

942
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 2: It's like challenge is so funny because you're like addicted

943
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 2: to crag.

944
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean shit, so what like if I'm like

945
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: sixty seven, who's calling for me? I don't plan on

946
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: having kids. It's like I'll just be like the aunt

947
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: of all of my other friend's kids, meth head aunt.

948
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 2: Meth head Inya. Yeah, fine, meth head Inya is gonna

949
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,800
Speaker 2: come over. She's really weird and she stares at the

950
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 2: wall for five hours a day, but she's awesome, and

951
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,359
Speaker 2: I know her teeth are scary. We're getting her new

952
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 2: ones soon.

953
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 1: No, I would obviously get veneers. I have it planned out.

954
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: My retirement fund is going to literally go crazy for like.

955
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 2: Whatever I decide to be literally going to go crazy.

956
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: Like it sounds fun to be sixty five and if

957
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: I still have the health board to get boobs and

958
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 1: then just get them taken out, Like that's I'm not kidding,

959
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: That's something I've genuinely thought about. I'm like, it'd be

960
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: funny to get a BBL for like a year and

961
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: then the next year just get it taken out, just

962
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: to see. I want to know what life feels like

963
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: with a big butt.

964
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, by then, I'm sure it'll be easily desolvable and shit.

965
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: Also, by then I'll know that I'm not performing for

966
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: the male game. Yes, Like it's just it really.

967
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 2: Is gay men. Huh, why would you perform for gay men?

968
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 1: Well, I mean that's all we do here.

969
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, gay Amail Gaze okay, Drew Sigop. If you

970
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 2: eat a bitches pussy knowing she sell it, you need

971
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: to be on fear factor.

972
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: Dah.

973
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 2: That was from Gabby twenty twenty three. I was edging

974
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four. I was stroking twenty twenty five. I'm

975
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 2: busting all over y'all.

976
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, that is my vibe.

977
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 2: That was from Kyla, and then the last one is

978
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 2: probably my favorite one ever. Gay men will make fun

979
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 2: of horse girls and then put a harness on and

980
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 2: do ketamine. Girl, you are the horse. I think that's

981
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 2: from at Leo D. Gray on Twitter. Literally, the grandmama

982
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 2: is the baby. The grandmam is the baby.

983
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: Like we can't say much about our personal lives, but

984
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: just know the grandma.

985
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 2: Is the baby. The grandma is literally the baby. And

986
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:14,399
Speaker 2: also just know I live in like actual fear right now,

987
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 2: Like I'm genuine like not for anybody else's safety, but

988
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 2: for the safety of everyone else. Yes, should we do media?

989
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:32,760
Speaker 1: Yes? My media of the week is I saw Janet Planet.

990
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 2: Oh okay, is Austin Powers, bar By Mason m a

991
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:43,280
Speaker 2: x O N Like no, go ahead, Sorry.

992
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 1: Mine is Walking by Patty whipp Ever, New Beverly, Glenn Copeland,

993
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: miracle Man, Bob Carpenter, When I find the time, or

994
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: when I find time, Cody Chestnut. I watched Janet Planet,

995
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: and I am obsessed with that movie and I've seen

996
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: it twice now and the soundtrack is good, and I

997
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: feel like now is a cool time to watch a

998
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: movie like Janet Planet because we're all with our families,

999
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 1: and I think that movie does a good job of

1000
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 1: it's so real.

1001
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, oh, some of y'all, we're not supposed

1002
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 3: to have kids, the grandmom, the baby.

1003
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 2: Literally my media is I watched Monsters University, the prequel

1004
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 2: to Monsters Inc. And I think that might be the

1005
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,959
Speaker 2: greatest prequel sequel of all times.

1006
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 1: You've literally talked about this three medias of the week,

1007
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: Like your hyperfixation with Monsters Inc. Is giving Disney adults

1008
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: so you can't even Actually, we should go to Disney

1009
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: together so you can get your Monster's ink ears. Yeah,

1010
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: the way I was saying that, I'm not trying to

1011
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: be funny, I'm like, you should genuinely.

1012
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 2: Do that, Like I want them. I love Monsters Inc.

1013
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 2: But into the Void, Tim Hecker, Sleepy Time, Raymond Scott,

1014
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: Reach for the Dead Boards of Canada, and Heal Pentagon.

1015
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 2: Did I watch anything else? I went to the MAVs

1016
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 2: game that was lit, and I have a crush Lucky.

1017
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 2: I have like a real crush, like a nervous waiting

1018
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 2: for a text back crush, like a oh my god,

1019
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:38,919
Speaker 2: like did I say the wrong thing? Crush, like a

1020
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,799
Speaker 2: piss that they're not texting me back immediately crush, or

1021
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,280
Speaker 2: like oh I'm making this all up in my head crush.

1022
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: Oh I love that? Yeh. See twenty five is about

1023
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: to be lit as fuck. Okay, well, sorry if this

1024
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 1: episode seemed a little off, I'm sure like many of you,

1025
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: this time of year, although very sweet and nice, brings

1026
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: a lot of stress and reminders of things. And just

1027
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,720
Speaker 1: know that as long as you have your found family

1028
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,439
Speaker 1: or even just one person around you that you love,

1029
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: or even if you don't have that, and you have

1030
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 1: to do that online in your communities and do more

1031
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: outreach to find those people, that is what makes it

1032
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 1: worth it. And it will pass and you will find

1033
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: the people that you were meant to be with and

1034
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: they will come and you will be so happy. You

1035
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,280
Speaker 1: will be so happy even that you waited.

1036
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 2: Are you so happy even?

1037
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, and I guess, yeah, this is the last

1038
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 1: episode of the year. I really thought I was going

1039
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: to get on here and do my big one and

1040
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:58,320
Speaker 1: give a sweet speech, But right now my brain.

1041
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 2: Is attach episode.

1042
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,479
Speaker 1: Maybe next time. Well, thank you guys so much for.

1043
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,359
Speaker 2: We record that one before the end of the year,

1044
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 2: and then it goes up on the end.

1045
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, so technically for us, you'll be seeing us in

1046
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 1: the past next episode.

1047
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 2: All right, well, all right, peace and love and unity

1048
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 2: and respect. Peace to your family's happy holidays.

1049
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: Happy bye.