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Speaker 1: The government, chips in yours, Kuala bears are racist, the host, the.

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Speaker 2: Layer host, the money.

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Speaker 3: Turkey stuff.

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Speaker 4: I can't tell me, we can't. We can't talk about

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Speaker 4: snapped off dreadlocks all day our guests today. He ain't

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Speaker 4: got no snapped off dreadlocks as far as I know.

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Speaker 4: Maybe he's got like some sick history of his dreadlocks

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Speaker 4: snapping off, but as far as I know his his

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Speaker 4: dreadlocks have remained unsnapped this entire time. He's amazing, He's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: You know him, probably best from his phenomenal performances Thug

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Speaker 4: Yoda on the the hit Insecure. Truly everyone's favorite character

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Speaker 4: from that show. I don't think I meet a single

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Speaker 4: individual who doesn't cite at least three things that you

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Speaker 4: say throughout the years. And more importantly, he's on a

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Speaker 4: brand news show called So help Me Todd. He's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Give it, give it up for our guests, mister Tristan

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Speaker 4: Jay Winger.

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Speaker 5: Hell yeah, yeah, I'm great. I'm great. How y'all doing

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Speaker 5: that was a great intro. I appreciate it. And for

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Speaker 5: the record, my mom does have one of my snapped

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Speaker 5: off pieces of hair in her scrap book of mine.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 5: But when I was younger, my mom I had I

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Speaker 5: had a duct tail in the back and it was

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Speaker 5: very long. And then I have to cut it off

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Speaker 5: in order to get into this program in school. But

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Speaker 5: she kept it.

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Speaker 2: First of all, racist.

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Speaker 7: Cut it off.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they said boys couldn't have long hair.

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Speaker 4: Wow, and them little tails. Those ain't long hair. That's

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Speaker 4: not that don't count as long hair.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: You don't have a rat tail. You get to be like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I got long hair.

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Speaker 2: You have had one on the Cosby Show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a rat tail.

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Speaker 2: That's what it was. It was a cool air.

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Speaker 5: I mean that bad boy was long. It was about

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Speaker 5: ten damn really and that's very aggressive.

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Speaker 4: And I want to congratulate you and your mother for

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Speaker 4: maintaining ten inches of rattail.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. How often did you have to get it rebraided?

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Speaker 5: She would rebraided about once a week because it only

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Speaker 5: took like, what five minutes she would press it to

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Speaker 5: get it at its maximum length, and just yeah, that

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Speaker 5: thing up, that's doing. Yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad actually

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Speaker 5: because it's it's unbecoming. If I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 2: I'm bringing it back I was just about to say.

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Speaker 4: Whoa, you're going you're going to be like a dude,

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Speaker 4: who does that again?

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Speaker 2: I mean when you say it like that, it doesn't

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Speaker 2: make me feel so.

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Speaker 5: Just.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how else to say. You're just gonna

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Speaker 4: be because you're not going to set a trend. You're

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Speaker 4: thirty five, so you're just gonna be a man.

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Speaker 2: Who hey, Olga said trends. I don't think so, big dog.

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Speaker 4: I think Jas was here.

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Speaker 5: Right, Jas, many niggas are walking around with free form

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Speaker 5: hair like it's just him and the weekend, and the

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Speaker 5: weekend was like, I give up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's also Canadian.

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Speaker 4: Uh, Tristan, we we you came to us today. This

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Speaker 4: is our behavior the whole time. So you got to

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Speaker 4: figure out how you're gonna make it through. You came

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Speaker 4: to us today with a conspiracy theory that that we

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Speaker 4: both got excited about. You said, my mama told me.

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Speaker 7: Flu shots are actually tracking chips.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely absolutely, I mean it's just they make they You know,

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Speaker 5: this season comes around every single year, and every single

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Speaker 5: year there are millions of people born in the United States, right,

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Speaker 5: and how do you get everybody on board? To get

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Speaker 5: everybody on the same page, so you know exactly what

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Speaker 5: they are. You can't give infants a cell phone, right

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Speaker 5: because that's that's a whole other topic. Because these are

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Speaker 5: tracking These are tracking devices. You know, we log in

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Speaker 5: an infant. No one is logging in at three months old.

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Speaker 5: You can't even say anything. You don't have any opinions

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Speaker 5: except that you want some milk from your mother. So

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Speaker 5: they've got to find some way to track individuals in

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Speaker 5: this country. And what other way than by giving people

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Speaker 5: flu shots. We have to know where everybody is at

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Speaker 5: all times. We got to keep track of these motherfuckers, like,

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Speaker 5: we gotta know where everybody is. And how you do

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Speaker 5: that very scary? Okay, okay, okay, funk Flex knows he's

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Speaker 4: So just to be clear, and I think I'm hearing

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Speaker 4: you correctly, you are you are a believer of this.

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Speaker 4: This isn't just a thing you're you're passive inside of

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Speaker 4: You're like, no flu shots, tracking devices?

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Speaker 5: Hell yeah, Well listen, you know a lot of people

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Speaker 5: believe this. This is just something that I was told.

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Speaker 7: This is.

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Speaker 6: Like politics, Get that TV money, all right?

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Speaker 7: I like that.

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Speaker 4: You know, people even looked side to side like you

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Speaker 2: This is good. It's just.

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Speaker 5: They're good people on both sides this issue.

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Speaker 2: No everybody by sneakers.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, everybody, you.

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Speaker 2: Know.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you know, some people believe this. Other people

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Speaker 5: believe that they don't want to get sick every year,

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Speaker 5: and so you know, sometimes they go to their local

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and okay, I guess my next question is when

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Speaker 4: was your last flu shot? Are you a flu shot guy?

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Speaker 4: Are you? Are you not? You're like, no, I'll never

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Speaker 4: get a flu shot ever, Are you like they'll never

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Speaker 5: I can't say that they that I've ever received said shot.

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Speaker 2: I can't speaking.

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Speaker 5: I can't remember when exactly I I've had one of

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Speaker 5: these flu shots.

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Speaker 5: I my memory only goes as far back as I

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Speaker 5: second grade, and so I was about six, And as

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Speaker 5: far as I can remember, I don't remember getting a

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Speaker 5: flu shot at six. So you know what I can't remember.

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Speaker 5: I can't recall.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I love that.

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Speaker 4: Are you in the place now where you're like, I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna I'm telling I'm telling everybody I know this is

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Speaker 4: like are you trying to propagate this or are you like, no,

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Speaker 4: this is just for me and people will figure it

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Speaker 4: out on there, are you know what I mean?

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Speaker 9: Like?

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Speaker 4: Where are you in the In the championing of the.

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Speaker 5: Ideas, there are a lot of things that I championed.

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Speaker 2: I like these people.

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Speaker 5: I champion just love for everyone. I champion that we

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Speaker 5: you know, multi vitamins, I champion multi vitamins. I take

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Speaker 5: a powdered version of them. I'm mixed with water. I

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Speaker 5: when I was young that I definitely follow, as never

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Speaker 5: so you know, you're just throwing a jacket. Make sure

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Speaker 5: you have one of those on, so you know. And

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Speaker 5: whether or not people choose to understand and and heed

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Speaker 5: my advice, that is up to now.

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Speaker 2: So I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 7: Who'll say, what.

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Speaker 4: Oh crap, Yeah, that's right, I love it.

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Speaker 2: That's right. Makes me wish I could take back my

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Speaker 2: last fucking blue shot.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm I'm sold. I think I got it.

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Speaker 2: When I got boosted like a mark.

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Speaker 4: I think this, this kind of control, this kind of

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Speaker 4: professionalism out of it is fucking convincing. It's making me go,

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Speaker 4: yeah it was. This man's too goddamn good for their

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Speaker 4: for there not to be some legitimacy to the presentation.

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Speaker 2: Here's my question to you, Likeston, when was your last

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Speaker 2: flu shot? Uh?

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Speaker 4: Huh, that's a good question. So here's here's a honest

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Speaker 4: to god truth is that when I was in college,

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Speaker 4: I signed up for the like experimental flu shots because

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Speaker 4: I needed the money.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we've all done medical testing for bredon. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was like, boy, oh boy, twenty five dollars a shot.

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Speaker 3: That sounds good to me. Sounds like me and the

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Speaker 2: Or for the whole car. Come on, y'all, it's on

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Speaker 4: So I'd be lying if I didn't say that my

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Speaker 4: if if if in fact, what is being presented is true,

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Speaker 4: and I'd be lying if my blood isn't coursing with

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Speaker 4: with micro chips.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I had a good cause, Like, so okay, So

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Speaker 8: here's what we're saying. On a base level, right, it

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Speaker 8: would mean that the micro chip doesn't last forever, right, obviously,

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Speaker 8: it needs to be right re up to every now

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Speaker 5: Year, right exactly. Yeah, there's a software update right right,

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Speaker 5: just like you know you get updates for your phone

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Speaker 2: Of that top you know, Bluetooth.

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Speaker 5: Bluetooth was a revolution. You know a lot of people

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Speaker 5: Bluetooth earphones, and some people are sticking with the wired

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Speaker 2: Who you're telling look at me right now? You can

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Speaker 2: I keep a cord, I keep a cord.

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Speaker 5: Case in point. And so in order to get the

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Speaker 5: people who are unable to cut the chord, say to speak,

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Speaker 5: you know, those those flu shots have to be updated regularly, damn.

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Speaker 4: And so those of us that that have been caught

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Speaker 4: tricked into into sort of re upping are just re

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Speaker 4: upping technology for for our own tracking are we Is

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Speaker 4: the argument here, and I want to be clear, is

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Speaker 4: the argument here that the flu shot otherwise has zero function,

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Speaker 4: that it truly is just like or they like, hey,

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Speaker 4: here's a flu shot that's going to help your body,

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Speaker 4: but also got you, We got you.

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Speaker 5: Well, so you know there there there are lots of

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Speaker 5: different types of vitamins and medications that have multiple resources

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Speaker 5: in them. Like, for example, there's there's this new medication

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Speaker 5: called Ozimpic that is for diabetics. Right, that's that was

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Speaker 5: the primary function of it. But one of the side

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Speaker 5: effects is weight loss. So a lot of people are

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Speaker 5: using it for weight loss. And so you said everybody

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Speaker 5: on the on the oscars was on Oimic. Yeah, and

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Speaker 5: that is another theory that you don't have time to

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Speaker 5: talk about today.

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Speaker 2: Also, you don't have to call them theories. This is

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Speaker 2: the safe place say facts. This is a fact.

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Speaker 5: Every single last one of those people on that stage

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Speaker 5: were on ozempic. There was a pre party sponsored by Ozimpic.

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Speaker 5: No I ain't playing there were there were There was

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Speaker 5: a pre party hosted and presented by Ozimpic.

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Speaker 4: Doctor Ozimpik himself.

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Speaker 2: Game House.

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Speaker 4: Finally, all my children are amongst me and uh presented

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Speaker 5: It's gonna come out, the truth set you free.

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Speaker 2: It is?

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Speaker 4: They got us. Boom goes to the dynamite.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean the thing that a lot of people

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Speaker 9: I'm from Mississippi, like southern and this kind is cross cultural.

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Speaker 9: I could get it. I could get like a fade,

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Speaker 4: I think, well, if I may, I think it was

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Speaker 9: I got to grow up. I think I got to

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Speaker 4: To oh, your brain cells, it's growing out, your damn scout.

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Speaker 9: It was. Do you understand the punishment? Okay, I don't.

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Speaker 9: I never want to sensationalize things as a comedian, but truly,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right about it.

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Speaker 9: That's like what happened. That's like what happened to Anne

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Speaker 4: And that was the thing that was happening to her.

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Speaker 9: That's what I was going through. That punishment. It happened

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Speaker 4: Well you should have snitched, is that's the argument here.

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Speaker 4: I think you should have told on your mother and

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Speaker 9: I supposed to call the cop with the same haircut as.

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Speaker 8: Look at me, I look like a fool. I know

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Speaker 8: the cops, call that was that was my call, CBS.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sure of what they can get away with before

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Speaker 9: That's the one part of racism they can leverage. They

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Speaker 4: Okay, you think you think they're gonna come here and

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Speaker 2: Ass foulish.

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Speaker 4: You think you're gonna be able to explain to hip

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Speaker 9: Black moms say, who do you think they'll believe?

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Speaker 2: I have a job.

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Speaker 4: You're in that weird not cute stage where your teeth

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Speaker 4: thirt are filled in. Who are you gonna tell?

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Speaker 2: Eleven years old?

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Speaker 8: I haven't grown in your nose yet.

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Speaker 9: Matter of fact, take that Platinum off. It's your mom

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Speaker 9: becoming bill O'Reilly? That Albert and the gang? What kind

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Speaker 2: Oh man? That was the weirdest era.

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Speaker 4: Of you know what, I wrote it all the way

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Speaker 8: You have some did you write it all the way

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Speaker 4: That was say dog, yeah? That whoa. I went to

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Speaker 4: Muhammad Ali Fubo.

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Speaker 9: Got a Mark Echo shirt on right now.

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Speaker 4: And you know what's fucked up is that's what I

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Speaker 4: I was like, no, I'm an Echo man now.

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Speaker 2: And white guys they co opted that too quick.

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Speaker 9: Also, that man was making shirts we really couldn't wash

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Speaker 4: We Yeah, we didn't have the technology back then.

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Speaker 8: Your ship would look bugged out so fast. Fucking Echo man.

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Speaker 8: I always I always assumed you were like a Mecca man,

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Speaker 4: Wore Mecca too. I wore Mecca too, but but not

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Speaker 4: Mecca was more expensive at the time. Was once Platinum

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Speaker 4: Fubu and and fucking Echo and and Sean John all

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Speaker 4: of those could be founded at like a value city

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Speaker 4: or goddamn Marshalls And.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you remember when you would go to Marshalls and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta look around like this, this can't be

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I actually don't need the matching or pants, but

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Speaker 2: Going, Yeah you can.

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Speaker 4: You're away with a bunch of this ship.

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Speaker 2: If you have the jacket. The pants are assumed to

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Speaker 9: I also remember when denim became so shiny, Yeah, shiny denim, Like,

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Speaker 8: Did you ever overshoot the shiny denim? I got my

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Speaker 4: I did, I think, And if I couldn't, because I

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Speaker 4: articulate what I think the mistake is is that when

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Speaker 4: you think you have to get the shiniest denim possible,

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Speaker 4: and the reality is what you want. It's just that

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Speaker 4: that dark denim would shine too, because I.

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Speaker 2: Had for it. Yeah, on the top of this shiny fun.

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Speaker 4: You're sitting there with silver fucking pants on there's no options.

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Speaker 2: On the bus.

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Speaker 8: Worried, worried, worried about what's gonna happen when I get off.

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Speaker 7: This was a mistake, but I can't tell anyone this.

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Speaker 8: Ship was Damnar platinum. It was like I can't I

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Speaker 4: I spent twenty minutes putting a crease in this. I

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Speaker 4: can't walk away from what this is.

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Speaker 9: The Other part is, oh man, I wore it this week.

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Speaker 4: Fuck therefore, while yeah, I hit him with it though

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Speaker 4: I had it on.

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Speaker 8: That was that was the hardest part about pants was like,

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Speaker 2: Crazy?

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Speaker 7: Yes? Nuts?

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Speaker 2: Am I crazy?

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Speaker 4: My T shirt was long. Maybe they didn't see which

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Speaker 4: one disease word?

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Speaker 9: And because like I mean, as when you know people

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Speaker 9: drive my house.

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Speaker 2: You ain't gonna watch it.

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Speaker 9: Drive you have something? Yeah, Like listen, I want you

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Speaker 2: I just don't know this.

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Speaker 3: You know what.

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Speaker 9: I needed a block schedule.

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Speaker 2: That's not me. That is it. That is it.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I was at my mom's craves, so I

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Speaker 4: had to and we ain't have no other outfits, so

447
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 4: I could double up, you know what I mean.

448
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,919
Speaker 9: But the other thing that would happen is that like,

449
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,439
Speaker 9: so I had like a pair of bows, and like,

450
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 9: if if you have your like, you're once again any

451
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 9: sort of pans to stand out. So I had like

452
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 9: my red straps on my bows.

453
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 2: You have the red straps. That's a good boat.

454
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 9: But guess what I wore them that week. I can't

455
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 9: do it again. It's too memorable because because the first

456
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 9: day is gonna be like what.

457
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 4: You just need one And that's one fucking person to

458
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 4: be like, hey, didn't.

459
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 7: You have those like.

460
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 9: And that person that they always know when it's the

461
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 9: quietest in the most and the most people are around.

462
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Speaker 8: Damn the way I remember in junior high because I

463
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 8: went to a crazy junior high and then a very

464
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 8: white high school. I remember in junior high a couple

465
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 8: of kids being dubbed like jabot kids. You know what

466
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 8: I'm saying, Like, Oh, you know he's always got those

467
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 8: dusty ass greenebo's on. Yeah, it's like that's a that's

468
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 8: a fake.

469
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 4: There was a pair of fubu sweatpants that I wore

470
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Speaker 4: often enough that that my friend Josh Miller came up

471
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Speaker 4: to me and was like, hey, niggas are talking about

472
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 4: how much you wear them pants? And then I never,

473
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 4: I like, was wearing them like goddamn every other day probably,

474
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 4: And then he was like, hey, bro, they're talking about it.

475
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 4: I was like, all right, yeah, yeah, no, it was bad.

476
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 2: What a good friend friend.

477
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 4: Josh was a hero at that time.

478
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

479
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 4: And to be honest, I don't know that he wasn't

480
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 4: laughing in my face when he told me, but he

481
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 4: told me not in front of everyone. And that's where

482
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 4: the heat's. We're calling upon you because we have new merch.

483
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 4: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling

484
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Speaker 4: and it's it's fucking great. We love it so much.

485
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 2: Just sleek, it's sexy.

486
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 4: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

487
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

488
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 8: We have three different types of hats, which is really fun.

489
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 8: We have a two tone hat, an alien dad hat,

490
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 8: the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have

491
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Speaker 8: the enamel pin with the alien who has a coofie

492
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 8: on it since my mama told me. And then we

493
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 8: have t shirts that say proud little Mama which is.

494
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Speaker 2: Who you are.

495
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

496
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 4: mama told me dot merchcentral dot com where you can

497
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Speaker 4: see all of our merch. You can buy ship pre

498
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Speaker 4: order now, but December tenth you can buy it for real,

499
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 4: for real, and we want you to have all the

500
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 4: sweet stuff, So get it. Do you think Michael Jordan's

501
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 4: knows we're talking about him?

502
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 2: Absolutely? I don't think he gives a fuck.

503
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 6: Yeah, but he don't care. That's the thing. Me and

504
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 6: Michael Jordan are born four days apart.

505
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.

506
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 2: And what's sign?

507
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 4: What's sign of Aquarius? And okay, that seems pretty subjective.

508
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 4: What what what is an Aquarius trait?

509
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 7: He know one aquaeris that he hate. He doesn't want

510
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 7: to get.

511
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 4: I truly, I don't memorize anybody's signs, so I don't

512
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 4: know anything. But but I am a hater just in general.

513
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 7: So I love that.

514
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's that is the Chicago in me. I

515
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 4: do think that Chicago is a city of hate. I've

516
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 4: long argument argued that, and I think that is the

517
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 4: most pure Chicago thing about me is I am a

518
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 4: hater through and through.

519
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 2: Like it's very funny.

520
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 7: Why you like your birthday.

521
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 4: But it makes for funny people and funny things, and

522
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 4: also bad dressed adults who won't acknowledge it because they're

523
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 4: they're too busy hating.

524
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 7: Okay, on Michael Jordan's.

525
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 2: Pellies are cool. Though, pellies are cool.

526
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 7: Though they look good all the time.

527
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 4: They do look good. There's no reason for leather to

528
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 4: be that thick. But but yes they are.

529
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 7: Is because they double as a bulletproof.

530
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 8: Exactly impenetrable fabric.

531
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 4: It is an impenetrable fabric.

532
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 2: No one has ever gotten stabbed in a pelly pelly.

533
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 4: I don't think yeah.

534
00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 7: The knife of being so No, he's requicked with a pelly.

535
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 2: No weapon formed against prosper I love.

536
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 6: That you won't not just somebody pull out a gun

537
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 6: and you got your pelly?

538
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 4: Like, good luck, bitch, I'll be fine.

539
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 7: Give me your car. Are you sure about that? Buddy?

540
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 9: Look down?

541
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 4: I think you'll notice on my lapel it says a

542
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 4: pelly pelly.

543
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 7: And then the cal star twisting around.

544
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 4: He just hides, he just hides inside it like a turtle.

545
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 2: You guys are from. Is there a guy named Pey?

546
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: Is that like? Is it like a Carl kN situation?

547
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: As a guy.

548
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 7: Buchanan is his name? What is it? Mark Buchanan?

549
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 4: Mark Buchanan and made pell Pelly. And do you know

550
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 4: the source of why it's called Pelly Pelly? Have you

551
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 4: have you studied up on the Pelly Pelly history?

552
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 7: I haven't.

553
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 6: Once I figured out they were fifteen hundred dollars, it

554
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 6: was none of my business.

555
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was not allowed to even look at Pelly.

556
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 6: The boy bought me one. He bought us catching pell.

557
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 6: Oh that is Chicago.

558
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 2: I'm married. Oh he went to jail.

559
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 7: No, we broke up. It didn't work out.

560
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 6: He told me he can't have a girlfriend in college

561
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 6: because he needed a girlfriend out here wearing ten toes

562
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Speaker 6: to the ground.

563
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 4: Damn. So he told you, he told you the truth.

564
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 6: And when I went to school, he called me like, hey, look,

565
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 6: I know you in college and everything now, and I

566
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 6: help you move in. I can't have no girl that

567
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 6: found me for me. I need a girl with ten

568
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 6: toes to the ground love. And I was crying so hard.

569
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 6: I want to get my tongue pierced.

570
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 2: Are you spiral?

571
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 7: Yeah? But then I got him back when I moved.

572
00:30:58,800 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 7: When I came home for the summer.

573
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 4: Oh, he cared about you. He just he just couldn't

574
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 4: take the distance.

575
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was on house arrest and I got back.

576
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 6: So I asked the phone form one day and I

577
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 6: went over there and he was like, h come over here,

578
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 6: I'll pay for you to go out with your friends tonight.

579
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 7: So I stopped. I got the money, and I loved

580
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 7: I never came back over there. Oh no, get you

581
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 7: a bitch with ten toes on the ground.

582
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 2: Fuck.

583
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 4: So he's still on house arrest waiting for you to

584
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 4: come home.

585
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 7: You know what.

586
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 6: He just got blocked recently in the pandemic because we

587
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 6: were still kind of cool, and I had ordered all

588
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 6: this stuff during the pandemic that needed building. I don't

589
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 6: know why I did that. So he the one that

590
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 6: came through and built it. And he ruined everything that weekend.

591
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 2: Oh he was acting up. He came though.

592
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, he sadly.

593
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 4: Yes, baby, remember this, get one?

594
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 7: Every you get one? Every you know.

595
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 4: You in there crying. That's the felly you bother me

596
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 4: that we had.

597
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 7: And my has zodiac signs all over it.

598
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 4: Oh, he splurged.

599
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: That might be the blackest coat all time.

600
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 7: I still got it, though, So I can send you

601
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 7: all a picture if you.

602
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, we need that, we need that. I can send

603
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 6: you a picture of it. It's U tight on me now.

604
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

605
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 4: The only way that that belly could be blacker is

606
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 4: if Barry Gordy signed it himself.

607
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 7: You gotta smile, so Briant, I won't. I won't. David

608
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 7: rough in the sign.

609
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's just a coke added being like, yeah,

610
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 4: this is an David Ruffing selection.

611
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 7: You know what God knew.

612
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 6: To make me born in the eighties, because if I

613
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 6: got a chance to be David Roughing girlfriend, I would

614
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 6: have been never mat canceled.

615
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 4: No, that's fair. I don't think there's money, ain't right.

616
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 4: David music right, David ruff even had he had it,

617
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 4: he had what what the people were looking for.

618
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 7: He was handsome, tall.

619
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, he's good to me.

620
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 7: All you do is every once in a while he

621
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 7: get you punched me.

622
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 6: But.

623
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 7: Everything is good.

624
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 9: I punched him, he punched me.

625
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 7: We the same, okay that other people's marriage.

626
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 2: And you could get a Pelly Pelly for three ninety

627
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 2: nine on sale right now?

628
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 7: Whoa you about to buy one? Aren't you dumb?

629
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 6: Lie?

630
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 7: You're about to get one?

631
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 4: Not I wouldn't be mad at you. If you got one, you're.

632
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 6: Gonna be so fly and all the two thousand styles

633
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 6: are coming back to.

634
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would be a crazy He.

635
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 8: Got an AX, but I got a Pelly.

636
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 7: Yeah the right moment, because was crazy.

637
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 4: Ax was crazy. But I still stand behind the Pelly brand.

638
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 4: Pelly brand is elite.

639
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm off.

640
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 7: Now you're gonna be so musty in it.

641
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 6: It's gonna be hot. You're gonna be musty. It's hell

642
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 6: in that coat, musty like an ion.

643
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 2: It's gonna smell like every blunt I'm smoking it.

644
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 7: French on your soup.

645
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 4: Pelly Pelly, don't breathe, Okay, don't do for me.

646
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 7: Here's somebody fried chicken in the house with that coat.

647
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 4: That's why it's called Pelly Pelly, because it's Pelly's Pelley

648
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 4: bouncing in and then bouncing back. You know what I mean.

649
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 7: It's it's it's gonna.

650
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 4: Right back at you.

651
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 6: That jacket gonna smell like everything you've been through all

652
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 6: it's my life. I had to fight that coat. It's

653
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 6: smelled like McDonald's in you. I just love McDonald's.

654
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 3: I had McDonald's two weeks ago.

655
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: Chips all Kali Betters are racist. They also player of

656
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: host and money forts

657
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 6: And man turkey stuff I can't help me about