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Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second dat up date. How many times have
Speaker 1: you been on the phone with somebody from customer service
Speaker 1: and all you can think is, man, this is so pleasurable.
Speaker 1: I'd like to spend more time with them all the time, right,
Speaker 1: That seems to be the way it always goes with
Speaker 1: customer service calls. Well, today's second at update. This dude,
Speaker 1: Jared is on the phone, and that's how he said
Speaker 1: he met the girl he went out with through a
Speaker 1: customer service call. We'll get to your date in just
Speaker 1: a second, Jared. But how in the world do you
Speaker 1: actually go out with somebody from customer service and not
Speaker 1: just end up cussing at them? Or maybe that's how
Speaker 1: you guys bonded. I don't know. Yeah, well, we ain't
Speaker 1: cut at each other at all. Good. I figured maybe
Speaker 1: maybe you just like to argue with people that you
Speaker 1: go out with, so you got an argument and you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's go out. You sound fun. No, not at all, man.
Speaker 1: You know, I called a bookstore to see if I
Speaker 1: can put a book on reserve, and this woman answered
Speaker 1: the phone. Her name was Kelly, and you know, she's
Speaker 1: helping me out the entire time, and she sounded super nice,
Speaker 1: very helpful. It's weird way he was like doing her job.
Speaker 1: That makes more sense. You said customer service call, and
Speaker 1: all I thought was like utility bill or something. I like,
Speaker 1: how did you possibly want to meet that person? But
Speaker 1: calling somebody to bookstore is probably a lot easier to
Speaker 1: deal with. Yeah, no, I mean I can't explain it.
Speaker 1: She kind of like grabbed my attention her voice, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if this sounds weird, but
Speaker 1: like she sounded cute. I don't know if that's the thing.
Speaker 1: So wait, how did you go from a phone call
Speaker 1: to a date? Did you go stalker at the bookstore? Well,
Speaker 1: I went to the bookstore to see if I could
Speaker 1: meet her in person, because, like I said, it just
Speaker 1: kind of got my attention. Plus I had to get
Speaker 1: the book anyway. You know, killed two birds one sound.
Speaker 1: The only reason I think that this is okay? It
Speaker 1: is because she said yes to the date. Like the
Speaker 1: lead up does sound a little weird to get his
Speaker 1: book anyway, Yeah, I mean, you were going there for
Speaker 1: the book, might as well try to catch a glimpse
Speaker 1: of her and see if she's as cute as she sounded. Yeah, absolutely, So,
Speaker 1: you know, I get there, and unfortunately when I got there,
Speaker 1: she was not at the counters actually a different guy
Speaker 1: and you know, so, I, in my best way without
Speaker 1: funding with a creep, asked him if Kelly was around,
Speaker 1: and I asked for her, and I just basically made
Speaker 1: stuff off about why I needed to talk to her.
Speaker 1: And it sounds awful, I know, I'm paiper. It sounds horrible.
Speaker 1: I mean, it could have sounded normal if you're like,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to thank her for the help, that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what did you make up? I told him that, you know,
Speaker 1: I was. I talked to her specifically, and she knew
Speaker 1: about the book specifically, you know, and it would just
Speaker 1: be a lot easier than talking to him, because you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell me to do anything. But
Speaker 1: luckily he brought her out eventually. Oh my god, what
Speaker 1: was that like though? Because you know nothing about her?
Speaker 1: You don't know what her she looks like, you don't
Speaker 1: know if she's single, you don't know how old she is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like, you know, worst case scenario if I
Speaker 1: wasn't like a tractator, I just get my book and
Speaker 1: I leave. You know, that was kind of what I
Speaker 1: was thinking. Okay, and obviously you liked what you saw.
Speaker 1: So did you just ask her out? Right? Then? No? No,
Speaker 1: So I basically this poor woman, I kept asking a
Speaker 1: thousand questions that I didn't actually care about, and we
Speaker 1: basically just let her around the circle in the bookstore.
Speaker 1: And long story, sure, I actually grabbed nine books. It
Speaker 1: seems a bit expensive, but I'm really just trying to
Speaker 1: be how much I could find out about her within
Speaker 1: a short time and see if it was someone I
Speaker 1: wanted to ask out. So did she know that you
Speaker 1: were the guy that she talked to on the phone? Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah she did, she did. And so when did you
Speaker 1: ask her out? So? I asked her out when I
Speaker 1: was cashing out the books, and you know, I asked
Speaker 1: her she wanted to grab dinner sometimes, and to my surprise,
Speaker 1: she said yes, okay, So how was dinner? Dinner work? Really? Well?
Speaker 1: Like we went somewhere, and it was kind of like
Speaker 1: in right in the in between. It wasn't fast food,
Speaker 1: and it wasn't like a super fancy restaurant, you know.
Speaker 1: So it was fun, okay, But honestly, all I can
Speaker 1: think about is like, there's maybe one awkward moment, but
Speaker 1: it's like so tiny. I can't imagine that could have
Speaker 1: affected it. But there was one awkward moment. How tiny
Speaker 1: is it? Maybe that's the problem. Yeah, this sounds so stupid,
Speaker 1: but I had to excuse myself at one point to go
Speaker 1: go to the restaurroom. And so when I pushed back
Speaker 1: in my chair to stand up, the chair you know,
Speaker 1: like squeaked against the floor. It kind of sounded like
Speaker 1: I pardoned, and I was super self conscious about it,
Speaker 1: and so you know, I nearly just blurted out like, oh,
Speaker 1: that wasn't me, that was a chair. Yeah, no, it
Speaker 1: does sound like you farted and you're getting up to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. It doesn't make me sound better. Laugh.
Speaker 1: What was a reaction? So she just said that basically
Speaker 1: she would have never noticed if I didn't bring it up,
Speaker 1: maybe feel even more uncomfortable. So what happened next? We
Speaker 1: got our check, I paid for the meal, and I
Speaker 1: walked into her car and I was kind of trying
Speaker 1: to figure out, you know, see if there's an opening
Speaker 1: to move in and kiss her, and I couldn't find one.
Speaker 1: And you know, before I could even try, she ended
Speaker 1: up reaching in and hugging me. And that's how the
Speaker 1: date ended. Okay, Yeah, that's not bad. Is good? At
Speaker 1: least she touched you even though you farted. Alright, So
Speaker 1: how many times have you tried to get a hold
Speaker 1: of her? I texted her one time after the date, um,
Speaker 1: basically just saying hey, I had a really good time
Speaker 1: and then that was it. Okay, And you haven't been
Speaker 1: like lurking in the bookshop where she works or anything. No, God,
Speaker 1: I would never do that. I mean I've thought about it,
Speaker 1: but like I was not ready. That's good. All right,
Speaker 1: Well we'll play a song and then come back and
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date up date. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank good, all right, hang up five brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Hey, Jared, Yeah, you know, I was thinking
Speaker 1: about the whole story of how you met Kelly the
Speaker 1: girl you want to call on a second day update today.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of that movie, you know, from like
Speaker 1: the nineties where the guy met the girl and then
Speaker 1: they you know, fell in love and stuff. Remember that movie.
Speaker 1: Remember that movie where that guy met that girl. Just
Speaker 1: the way you were talking about it, how you called
Speaker 1: a bookstore to reserve a book and then thought she
Speaker 1: sounded cute, so you went in there and asked her out,
Speaker 1: and you guys went out to dinner. Reminds me exactly
Speaker 1: of that movie where that guy met that girl and
Speaker 1: they fell in love. You remember the kiss in that movie,
Speaker 1: Such a good kiss, remember that, Jared. Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: like standing out there in the weather and then the
Speaker 1: kissed out there. Yeah. Yeah, it was like sunny, rainy,
Speaker 1: windy conditions if there's all kinds of It really made
Speaker 1: an impact on you. Yeah, great movie. Loved that movie,
Speaker 1: and that's what they reminds me of. So I'm hoping
Speaker 1: you get a second date even though you didn't get
Speaker 1: a kiss. At the end of the day, you just
Speaker 1: gotta hug. But we'll call Kelly right now and find
Speaker 1: out why she isn't calling you back. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready? And I didn't hear I mean, I know
Speaker 1: that you thought Kelly was cute and you liked her voice.
Speaker 1: But what did you actually really like about her? I
Speaker 1: mean just the fact that we did have like normal conversation,
Speaker 1: just got a great sense of humor, and you know,
Speaker 1: we had a lot of things in comment. She just
Speaker 1: did that thing, yeah, with her hair or her lip
Speaker 1: or the smile, right, yea, just like that movie right
Speaker 1: before you guys kissed out there in the weather. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's exactly it. Okay, Well, let's continue the love story
Speaker 1: right now, and I'm gonna call her and see if
Speaker 1: we can figure out why she didn't getting back to you. Ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, let's do this. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: is this Kelly? Yes? Are you sure about that? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: because you said like you were confused. Kelly. This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from the radio show Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm I'm good. Okay. How can I
Speaker 1: help you? Nothing I can really think of right now.
Speaker 1: I don't How can I help you? Kelly? Okay? Is
Speaker 1: there a reason why you're calling me? Oh? That's it
Speaker 1: all right, Thanks for getting me back on track. Kelly.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of the show Brooke and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning before? M No, No, Okay. Have you
Speaker 1: ever heard of a segment that people do on radio
Speaker 1: shows called the second date update? Yes? Yeah, yeah, Well
Speaker 1: we're a radio show, like I said, and we do
Speaker 1: that segment, and that's where if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and then end up not calling
Speaker 1: them back after, they can email us to get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and figure out what happened. Okay, are
Speaker 1: you thoroughly confused? Um? Yeah, okay, cool. Well, we got
Speaker 1: an email from a dude named Jared that you went
Speaker 1: out with okay, okay, and he's wondering why you're not
Speaker 1: getting back to him. Oh my god. Curiously, was that
Speaker 1: a good oh my god or a bad? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell bad, really bad. Okay, you have a
Speaker 1: reason why you're not calling him back? Yeah? Really, can
Speaker 1: you tell us what it is? I'm really really surprised
Speaker 1: that he doesn't know, and the fact that he doesn't
Speaker 1: know means he's clueless. Like really, no, he's really clueless.
Speaker 1: You're right. His description it sounded like like a lovely date,
Speaker 1: like you guys got long, you had good conversation. It
Speaker 1: almost sounded like that movie from the nineties, you know,
Speaker 1: where the guy and the girl meet. You probably know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. But it sounded like a nice date. Well,
Speaker 1: it was a great date. We were having a great
Speaker 1: conversation until the end. Okay, what happened at the end.
Speaker 1: So the waitress comes over asks us if you want
Speaker 1: to dessert with you know, and she's like do you
Speaker 1: want to take this home? And he's like sure, and
Speaker 1: she's like two boxes and he's like, oh no, you
Speaker 1: can just put it all on one. And then she
Speaker 1: takes her place and puts all the food in one
Speaker 1: box and it comes back and he says nothing, he
Speaker 1: takes it. So he talks, he took your leftovers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she took your left He stole your leftovers. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: the weird part is like I had set a China
Speaker 1: alfredo right and I had like more than half sitting
Speaker 1: there that I was gonna like eat for lunch the
Speaker 1: next day. So it's like, how could you not see that? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's weird not to let the other person
Speaker 1: have an opportunity at their food. Did you like make
Speaker 1: mention that you didn't like it at some point? Like
Speaker 1: over half is a lot left? Maybe he thought you
Speaker 1: didn't like it and he would enjoy it. It's not
Speaker 1: that I didn't even like it. It's just that you
Speaker 1: know when restaurants to give huge sizing of food and
Speaker 1: it's like a lot, so I could only eat so much.
Speaker 1: And plus I'm nervous in my first date with him,
Speaker 1: and so wait, but you liked him all the way
Speaker 1: up until this point, Like, I feel like you should
Speaker 1: take some responsibility and not speaking up and say no,
Speaker 1: I want my leftovers. Like there had to have been
Speaker 1: an opportunity where you could have interjected. I don't want
Speaker 1: to fight the guy for leftovers. I mean he should
Speaker 1: have more consideration. Yeah, I mean that might put an
Speaker 1: awkward tone to your date too. If you pipe up
Speaker 1: you're like, no, give me my food, and you guys
Speaker 1: are fighting over your fete cheny, that would be weird.
Speaker 1: I just think that, like it's a weird thing. But
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a reason not to call somebody back.
Speaker 1: Food is a big reason. I don't. You had a
Speaker 1: great date. She never said great, she said it was okay.
Speaker 1: And when I was driving home, I just dawned on me,
Speaker 1: like this guy just stole my lunch. He pretty much did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't even ask I guess. I guess I kind
Speaker 1: of get it, Kelly. Would you like to ask him
Speaker 1: about it? Ever? Or you just don't want to talk
Speaker 1: to him? No? No, I'm done with him. He's selfish
Speaker 1: and inconsiderate. Wow, Jared, did you hear that you're selfish
Speaker 1: and inconsiderate? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I heard that, Louie. He's
Speaker 1: on the phone right now. Yeah. I forgot to tell
Speaker 1: you that Jared is on the other line listening and
Speaker 1: wants to talk. Dude. That's why we called. I cannot
Speaker 1: believe this. Listen, you do you understand? Like I took
Speaker 1: that stuff for my mom. Okay, I was trying to
Speaker 1: take it home for my mom. WHOA, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? I know it sounds weird, but like I
Speaker 1: see my my mom every weekend, and I just wanted
Speaker 1: to bring her some food. So I figured if I
Speaker 1: took the leftovers, you know, I could bring it over
Speaker 1: to her place and you know, give her some food.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's why I did it. Honestly, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you're bringing your dates partially eating leftovers to your mother
Speaker 1: partially eating. Are you kidding me? I was watching the
Speaker 1: whole time. She fairly even touched it, so you took
Speaker 1: your dates full meal home to your mom. Basically, it
Speaker 1: was not your meal, it was my meal. You had
Speaker 1: no right to do that without asking me. I had
Speaker 1: half of the fendichini alfredo. I don't understand why it's
Speaker 1: such a big deal. Like, first off, I'm seeing my mom.
Speaker 1: It's a nice thing to do. That's a good quality
Speaker 1: to have in a person. It's second off, to be honest,
Speaker 1: like I paid for it. It's tysically my food. I
Speaker 1: thought that that was going to be your argument the
Speaker 1: whole time, not that your mother was hungry. I mean both,
Speaker 1: it can be both. I hadn't feed my mom on
Speaker 1: my pace of this food. That's my food. You know, like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand how that's such a deal breaker. You know,
Speaker 1: she barely touched it. It doesn't seem like I think
Speaker 1: of a deal to me. Well, maybe I would have
Speaker 1: said yes, but you never once mentioned your mother or anything,
Speaker 1: no explanation. He just took my food, and it was
Speaker 1: like what, Well, I mean now that you know why
Speaker 1: I did it, and you think I'm a good person
Speaker 1: at least? Right, No, No, not at all, not one bit.
Speaker 1: It's trying to feed his mom. I really conflicted on
Speaker 1: this one. It's a weird. Yeah. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if I even believe the whole mom's stories. I mean,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you just wanted to eat my food.
Speaker 1: That's what I think. Listen, I'll be completely, a hundred
Speaker 1: percent honest with you. When I did bring it to
Speaker 1: my mom, I did try something bit and it was
Speaker 1: it was okay. It was just okay. So you got
Speaker 1: kind of saved you the pain of having to deal
Speaker 1: with that food anymore. Kelly, this is unbelievable. I don't
Speaker 1: get this guy. What would you like to get him again? Because, Kelly,
Speaker 1: will you go on a second date with Jared? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it? Would you like to go out with
Speaker 1: him again? You want me to go on another date
Speaker 1: with this guy? And so he can take my food
Speaker 1: and give it to his mom. No, his mom's apparently hungry. Well,
Speaker 1: if we're paying for it, it's my food, and I'll
Speaker 1: tell it. He can't take your half in Kelly, I
Speaker 1: would you like his date during the middle of the week.
Speaker 1: You can totally have the food because I won't need
Speaker 1: to take it to my mom on the weekend. Oh see,
Speaker 1: there you go, Kelly, What do you think. Still, No, No,
Speaker 1: you're so weird. I really don't get you. I'm sorry, Jared.
Speaker 1: No second date, Kelly. How about this next time we
Speaker 1: go on a date, I'll bring my mom and we
Speaker 1: can all have meals and I'll buy him aftep early
Speaker 1: and ever can go home. But they bought that nice Kelly. Okay, sorry, Jared. Well,
Speaker 1: this is a bummer. My mom's gonna be real. I
Speaker 1: told her about you, and you know how nice the
Speaker 1: day went. Stop talking about your mom. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Hand of the phone. I'm done with you, all right. Well,
Speaker 1: at least we learned one thing from to day's second
Speaker 1: day update, and that one thing is if you want
Speaker 1: to date Jared, just make sure you order enough for
Speaker 1: yourself and his mom. Also, it's actually kind of split
Speaker 1: with people texting in right now at seven eighty five
Speaker 1: nine two about todays second date update. A lot of
Speaker 1: people are calling the dude a weirdoh, but some people
Speaker 1: are saying that the girl should just plan on buying
Speaker 1: her own lunch. It is. If you don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, I'll explain it real quick. This dude,
Speaker 1: Jared wanted to call a girl named Kelly, they went
Speaker 1: out to dinner, and the reason she wasn't calling him
Speaker 1: back was because after dinner, he took her leftovers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he said he was taking him because he wanted
Speaker 1: to give him to his mom. And he thought that
Speaker 1: was like a sweet thing, like look, how close I'm
Speaker 1: with my mom. But she thought it was weird that
Speaker 1: he just took her leftovers. He didn't even ask, he
Speaker 1: just had her leftovers boxed up and then he took them,
Speaker 1: and she thought it was a very weird move. And
Speaker 1: she was planning on taking those leftovers for lunch and
Speaker 1: people are like, she should buy her own day I'm
Speaker 1: lunch And other people are like, yeah, that's weird. Don't
Speaker 1: take somebody's leftovers. I feel like they're missing out on
Speaker 1: a great opportunity because they're both very passionate about leftovers, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which could be the common thing that binds them together,
Speaker 1: not tearing them apart. Well, she thought it was weird
Speaker 1: and didn't want to go out with them again, so
Speaker 1: they're not going on a second date. Remember, if you
Speaker 1: want to do a second day update, just email us
Speaker 1: and we'll call the person who didn't call you back.
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