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Speaker 1: back to How Rude Tanneritos. I'm Andrea Barber and I'm

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Speaker 1: Jody Sweeten, and today we're discussing season four, episode seven,

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Speaker 1: Viva Las Joey. It originally aired on November two, nineteen ninety,

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Speaker 1: and it goes a little something like this. Joey gets

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Speaker 2: As Wayne Newton. Now, Wayne Newton was a popular singer

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do some recon. We could take Let's take a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys remember. Yeah, it'll be fine, it'll be hilarious,

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Speaker 2: Yeah they don't drama, Yeah, they don't get it.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so cool.

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Speaker 1: It's just they're very you know, they're kind of entitled

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Speaker 1: voice saying, thank you very much, Jesse. Jesse turns to

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Speaker 1: face the Elvis statue. He thinks the ghost of Elvis

435
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Speaker 1: Presley is talking to him, but then Danny shows off

436
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Speaker 1: his awesome Elvis impression, revealing where the voice actually came.

437
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 2: From, and Bob gets so unhinged at the end of

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Speaker 2: this scene.

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Speaker 1: What is it? I don't know if he was trying

440
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,399
Speaker 1: to Jesse, but it was terrible.

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00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,359
Speaker 2: No, he wasn't trying to that was Bob Like, that

442
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 2: was Bob just over stimulated at the end of the

443
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 2: day shooting like in Vegas, and he was just being.

444
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Speaker 1: Weird like that, like you can see it.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, he was just trying to be like just

446
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Speaker 2: over the top and make John like crack up. And

447
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Speaker 2: he was just and you know, he we remember weird

448
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Speaker 2: Bob mode when.

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Speaker 1: It was like, oh, he's here we go.

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Speaker 2: He's going to do anything, anything, anything, Yeah, to make

451
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Speaker 2: a joke.

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Speaker 1: So it's like when toddlers get slap happy and they

453
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Speaker 1: just can't stop me and you could not stop. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was like what are you?

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Speaker 2: What is he doing? And then I was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's this is the weird Bob.

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Speaker 1: At the end, you're like, this is just stop Bob's

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Speaker 1: being Bob.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: So next we're in Joey's dressing room. Joey is straightening

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Speaker 1: his bow tie when there's a knock at the door.

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Speaker 1: He runs to open it and it's the whole gang

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Speaker 1: minus Michelle.

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Speaker 2: Well, she's staying at home.

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Speaker 1: Somebody's got to take care of the house, you know,

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Speaker 1: on the plants, and.

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Speaker 2: Then she's got clients too, She's got you know, therapy clients.

468
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Speaker 2: She's got to seize it.

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Speaker 1: She could get time off. DJ refers to all of

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Speaker 1: them as the Joey Gladstone fan club. They're all very

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Speaker 1: impressed with Joey's large dressing room that has some great amenities,

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Speaker 1: including a giant bowl of bananas. Joey clarifies that those

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Speaker 1: were four of the chims. Stuff tells Joey that the

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Speaker 1: place is packed. They were all chanting, we want Wayne,

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Speaker 1: we want Wayne, and Jesse tries to save this by

476
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Speaker 1: chanting right after Joey ride after Joey. Joey tells them

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Speaker 1: it's almost showtime and he is sweating like an Ardvark

478
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Speaker 1: in a sauna and he has to go blow dry

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Speaker 1: his shirt, but he'll be right back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Ardvarks and saunas notoriously terrible company, terrible combo.

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Speaker 2: He had didn't he have ardvert No, he had a

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Speaker 2: shirt on the beginning of the episode with Armadillo. Oh

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Speaker 2: shirt he had on had armadillos. Yeah, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: what is armadilla? And I was like, oh, wait, Ardverte,

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Speaker 2: see very your eagle eye.

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Speaker 1: Eagle eye Jody nice I didn't. I didn't put the

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Speaker 1: two and two together.

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Speaker 2: Well it's not necessarily related, but it just I was like,

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Speaker 2: are those are those?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Whatever the hell?

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Speaker 1: I just oh my god, armadillos.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say antelopes.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what is a joke? I just say

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Speaker 1: one of those A and as Yeah, he's going. So,

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Speaker 1: after Joey steps out, Steph asks DJ if they should

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Speaker 1: save a seat for Joey's dad. Danny repeats Joey's dad.

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Speaker 1: DJ confesses it was supposed to be a surprise. We

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Speaker 1: left a message for Joey's dad inviting him to the show.

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Speaker 1: Danny sighs, telling them they shouldn't have done that without

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Speaker 1: his permission. He explains Joey and his dad are like

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Speaker 1: oil and vinegar. No, that would be salad dressing. They're

503
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: more like oil and mayonnaise. Actually there's oil in mayonnai'se.

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Speaker 1: Jesse decides to cut him off so they could save

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Speaker 1: an hour. He simply tells the girls that Joey and

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Speaker 1: his dad don't get along. Then Joey's back. He announces,

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Speaker 1: I'm cool, I'm dry, and my chest hair has never

508
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: been fluffier. Good to know too much? Information. There's a

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Speaker 1: knock at the door, and Joey gets giddy. He tells

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Speaker 1: everyone that this is his favorite part, where the stage

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Speaker 1: manager comes in and says two minutes till showtime. He

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Speaker 1: opens the door to reveal his father. The Colonel stiffly

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Speaker 1: greets him, Hello, Joseph, and Joey's shocked. He quickly changes

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Speaker 1: his posture and mimics a stiff, militant position matching his

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Speaker 1: dad's energy. Ooh, you just steel the tension in the room.

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Speaker 1: Oh so good. After a tense commercial break, Colonel Gladstone

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Speaker 1: explains that he received a message that said Joey really

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Speaker 1: really really wants him there. In fact, he thought it

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00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: was cute having his personal secretary's call. Colonel Gladstone remembers

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00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: there was a Janet Abdul and DJ lets out a

521
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: nervous laugh. Oh, outside of the office, they call me DJ.

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00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: He also remembers a Barbie dollon bear and Steph gives

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Speaker 1: him a guilty look. In response, the Colonel addresses his

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Speaker 1: son again, I'm getting the feeling you had no idea

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Speaker 1: I was coming. Joey stutters, so DJ speaks up. It

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Speaker 1: was my idea. I thought it would be a fun surprise,

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Speaker 1: and Joey winces, well, you fun surprised me. He turns

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Speaker 1: his attention back to his dad and asks if he

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Speaker 1: remembers Danny. The colonel recalls, oh, the skinny kid with

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Speaker 1: the clean shoes. Danny gives him a salute and admits

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Speaker 1: you were my inspiration. Sir, spit and polish. Joey quickly

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00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: grabs Jesse and introduces him as his friend and business partner.

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Speaker 1: The colonel greets Jesse and tells him to put on

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Speaker 1: a tie. Jesse greets him back before saying no, and

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Speaker 1: then he walks away. I like that.

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00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're not gonna tell Jesse what to do.

538
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 2: I'm quite new around here if you think that.

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00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: Danny ushers the girls out of the room so Joey

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Speaker 1: and his dad can get reacquainted. They say goodbye, and

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Speaker 1: Joey and the Colonel are left alone. Joey admits I

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00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 1: can't believe you're here, and his dad responds, I can't

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00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: believe it either, especially since you didn't invite me. Joey

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00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: tells his dad he can't blame him for thinking he

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Speaker 1: will come. He's been doing stand up for eleven years

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00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: and his dad has never seen him work. His dad scoffs,

547
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: you called telling jokes work. You are a smart man

548
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 1: who could have done something important with your life. Ouch.

549
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 2: Yeah that was Yeah, that.

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00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: Was hard to hear. Joey tells him. What's important to

551
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 1: me is what I'm doing right now. I'm making people laugh.

552
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: I'm running my own production company. I'm helping Danny raise

553
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,719
Speaker 1: his three kids. And let me tell you something, I

554
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 1: will never miss one of their dance recitals or soccer games.

555
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: That kind of stuff never mattered to you. His dad responds,

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00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: are you finished, and Joey shakes his head. No, you

557
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: missed my winning goal at the junior hockey tournament. You

558
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: never saw me play the elf in my third grade

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00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: Christmas play, and it's too bad because I was a

560
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: great elf. I was the De Niro of elves. His

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00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: dad asks again if he's finished, and Joey nods yeah.

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Speaker 1: And it felt good to get that off my chest.

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00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: The colonel responds, I'm glad that little outburst made you

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Speaker 1: feel better. Goodbye, Joseph, and he leaves the room. That

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00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: was a great scene. Yeah, that was just yeah, that

566
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:14,719
Speaker 1: was powerful.

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00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,479
Speaker 2: And they tore up there was just such like tension

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00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 2: there and yeah, so.

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00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: Much tension and uh I yeah, I have a lot

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00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: of thoughts about this, but I'm very proud of Joey

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00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: for speaking up. Yes, it would have been so easy

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00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: just to fall back into those old patterns with his

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Speaker 1: dad and just like the yesive one. Yeah, but no,

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00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: he stood up. He was for himself.

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Speaker 2: Although I do like it was like, oh god, that

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00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 2: the heartbreak as a parent like I have. It's funny

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00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 2: because as a parent, like he's like, you didn't come

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Speaker 2: to this and you didn't come to that. Like as

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00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,959
Speaker 2: a parent you start going like, oh god, I know.

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00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 2: But some you try and make it to everything and

581
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 2: there's you know, and you know, like you're like, oh god,

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00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 2: what have I missed? I missed? Think all the kids

583
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: are gonna hold it against me?

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00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, it's true and they and the kids

585
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: do they remember every single thing that you missed. But sometimes,

586
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: you know, we're parents, it's unavoidable for sometimes, but to

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Speaker 1: deliberately miss the entire childhood, that's another that's a whole

588
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: other thing. Hey, fan Riritos, don't forget to check out

589
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: our merch at howarudemerch dot com. So next, we are

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00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: in the theater. It's Joey's performance time. The theater is

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Speaker 1: packed and everyone lets out a big round of applause.

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Speaker 1: When Joey is introduced, he walks out onto the stage,

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Speaker 1: starting off with his classic Popeye impression and follows it

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Speaker 1: up with a cut it out. He tells the audience,

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Speaker 1: this is my first time performing in Vegas. What a town.

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00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: In the same night, you can get married, divorced, lose

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00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: your entire life savings, and still go home happy because hey,

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Speaker 1: you had that nineteen cent shrimp cocktail.

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00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 2: Nineteen cent shrimp cocktail.

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00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: It's true, though, you know, Vegas is unlike anywhere else

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Speaker 1: in the world.

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00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 2: Except yeah, now you'd be like, you know, hey, seventy

603
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 2: eight dollars for an appetizer exactly.

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00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: It's the praises have changed. But the lucretiousness, the lucrosity.

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00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm saying, oohlrous craziness, the ludicriss,

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00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 4: ludicrosity t I don't know, but that's Vegas, man.

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00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 2: This is it crazy.

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00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

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00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know anything about it. No experience, no comment.

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00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: We see Joey's dad enter the theater to watch his son perform.

611
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: Joey starts to talk about his dad and what it

612
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: was like growing up in a military family. His dad

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00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: sent him to booty camp. He learned to crawl under

614
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: barbed wire, and don't forget about the cute camouflage diapers.

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00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: He jokes that everyone in their family had to get

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00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: brush cuts, including grandma, and we see Jesse and Danny

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00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: cracking up in the audience after that one. Then Joey

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00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: he impersonates this cool single guys he has to compete

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Speaker 1: with out there, the ones who are always wobbling their

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00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: heads and giving people the phony gunpoint finger. The crowd

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Speaker 1: gives him a rowdy round of applause at the end

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Speaker 1: of his set, and to his surprise, Wayne Newton joins

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Speaker 1: him on stage. Wayne compliments Joey's performance, admitting he is

624
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: a lot funnier than the Arns and Chimps. He does

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00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: apologize for all the bananas in the dressing room, though,

626
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,959
Speaker 1: and with that, Wayne begins to sing Don Kashane and

627
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: asks Joey to join in. They sing together, but then

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00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: Joey really takes it off the rails. Wayne tells him

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Speaker 1: to ease up a bit, and Joey recommends that they

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00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: take it from the top instead. Wayne calls it a

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00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: night and thanks Joey for his performance. In other words,

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00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: get off the stage.

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Speaker 2: Joe great, good night, thanks for coming by.

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00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: The crowd, and Wayne Newton cheer for him as he exits.

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00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 2: Ugh, what a scene. I remember this scene, like sitting

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Speaker 2: in that big, giant, you know, auditorium with all the tables,

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Speaker 2: and I feel like like our moms and like.

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00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: The teachers were at a table.

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00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 2: Somewhere, like everyone A lot of people were in the

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Speaker 2: room at those tables watch it.

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00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: Because Dave did a He basically did a set. He

642
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: did a set.

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00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we recorded it. We recorded our reactions

644
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: and stuff and but yeah, it was like live to

645
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 2: his stand up set. And then they you know, turned

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Speaker 2: it down to whatever.

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00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: But oh what an experience.

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00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 2: And it was fourth season. So when he came out

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00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 2: on stage, people were like super excited for Joey Gladstein.

650
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: Yeah they were. They they definitely knew who who he was,

651
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 2: so you know, like thank you. They like they keep,

652
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 2: you know, they.

653
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: Kept cheering for him. So these aren't extras. These are

654
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: people who were kind.

655
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 2: Of already there, I think. So, I think it was

656
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 2: one of those things where it was like, uh, there

657
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 2: were probably some extras if they were going to be

658
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 2: in the background of our shot or whatever. But I

659
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 2: have a feeling it was one of those like like

660
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 2: the Hawaii episode or the where we're live taping the

661
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 2: Baseball one, the Baseball one where we're live taping at

662
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: the event and basically like if you are in here,

663
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 2: you're gonna be potentially photograph blah blah blah. But then yeah, so,

664
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 2: which is hard because you have to kind of run

665
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 2: with the timing of whatever. The live show is not

666
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 2: not the sitcom pacer you used to, which is like, oh,

667
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,280
Speaker 2: I've messed it up. Let me try again.

668
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, You've got to pace it up

669
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 1: for the audience who's like, what is happening? Yeah, so cool?

670
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do remember this, and uh, now we all

671
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 2: wait to the end for the good story. You want

672
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 2: to wait till the end.

673
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 1: I do wish his set was a little funnier, Like

674
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: I felt like this in the Star Search episode two.

675
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: The sets aren't funny. And I don't know if that's

676
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: because there's writers writing it and Dave didn't write his

677
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: own set. I don't know. It just didn't strike me

678
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: as well.

679
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 2: No funny, it's uh, it's not what's the word, it's

680
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 2: not uh like elevated comedy, you know what I mean.

681
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 1: It's it's family friendly, but family friendly.

682
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 2: And Dave did that. I mean, Dave toured for years

683
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 2: and clean guys of comedy. Yeah, true, so I know

684
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: he does. I think he does like a lot of clean,

685
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 2: sort of more family friendly jokes. But yeah, it was,

686
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 2: you know, they were you know.

687
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 1: Well, and he had to joke about his dad. That's

688
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: not really funny considering the previous scene, so maybe that

689
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: sort of put a damper on Yeah, it was.

690
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, there was definitely like moments that you

691
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 2: had to hit in the set that he wrote and

692
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: he couldn't be I mean, we know Dave, Dave was

693
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 2: hilarious and this.

694
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: Oh he's he's way funnier than he was on that stage.

695
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think I was expecting funnier Dave.

696
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:43,760
Speaker 2: But I mean it pushed the Dave the story like forward,

697
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 2: standingly funny in those five minutes and then came back

698
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 2: to the show. I think that would be the more

699
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 2: obvious like wow, it was oh what happened?

700
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: Is yeah?

701
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 2: True? You got to keep it keep it full house level.

702
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 1: Got to keep it the realism. We're going to keep

703
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: it real.

704
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 2: You know, because you know, realism is not anything that

705
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 2: I would ever use to describe a full house. But

706
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 2: but you think the backyard, the backyard breaking. Yeah, nothing

707
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 2: about full house is real. No. Oh my.

708
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: So next after the show, we are in Joey's dressing

709
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,240
Speaker 1: room again, Stephanie is giving a very loud toast.

710
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: I told you that Apple juice. No one, they were like,

711
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 2: being an announcer, I was like, on it, I'm.

712
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: You are screaming these lines. It was my main man.

713
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I said, no one, I'm literally every time

714
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 2: I talk happened to turn my microphone down here and

715
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 2: never happened.

716
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: So she says, to my main man, and yours, the

717
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: very lovely and talented Joey Gladstone and DJ Cringes, we

718
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: gotta get her out of Vegas.

719
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: Not the first or last person to say that.

720
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: They all cheers to Joey and his performance, and it's

721
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: clear that he's still buzzing with excitement. He lists off

722
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: his biggest accomplishments of the night, and that's when his

723
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: dad walks in, admitting it was quite a night. He

724
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: asks to have a word alone with his son, so

725
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: everyone quickly files out. Joey asks the colonel if he

726
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: saw the show and heard the jokes he made about him.

727
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: His dad nods and admits some of them were actually funny,

728
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: and Joey's shocked you laughed. His dad responds, I will later.

729
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: Right now, we need to talk. He tells Joey that

730
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: he thought about what was said earlier, and even though

731
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: he and Joey's mother were divorced, he should have been

732
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: around more. He tells Joey it wasn't easy being stationed

733
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: off at some god forsaken place and getting monthly reports

734
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: that Joey was goofing off. So when he got home,

735
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 1: he thought Joey needed structure and authority, not a pal.

736
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 1: Joey admits, I could have used a pal. His dad

737
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: nods me too. I think we could have been great buddies.

738
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: After all, he's certain that Joey got his sense of humor.

739
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: Joey doesn't mean to be disrespectful, but he reminds his

740
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: dad that he's not really a funny guy. His dad argues,

741
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 1: don't you remember when you were there when you were

742
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 1: three and had chicken pox? We watched cartoons together for

743
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: two weeks. Didn't Joey have chicken pox in Season one?

744
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: A pox in our house? And you can't really get

745
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you're not supposed to get chicken pox twice?

746
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,439
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a mild case. I don't know. Yeah,

747
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: he had chicken pox in season one? Was it joe

748
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: chicken pox? Jesse got No, it was Joey. Yeah, it

749
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: was Joey and Stephanie. Right, did anyone else get it?

750
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: I know that was season one.

751
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,439
Speaker 2: That was like one hundred years ago basically, but but yeah, yeah,

752
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 2: he had he'd already had chicken.

753
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you can. You can get it twice,

754
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: like it's a rare case. But whatever, we have a vaccine,

755
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: so this isn't even that's the thing that you get.

756
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: But that's when you're older. If you've had chicken pox,

757
00:38:58,960 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 2: you might get chang.

758
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's not fun. That's even worse than chicken pox.

759
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: So Joey can't hide his surprise you watched cartoons And

760
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 1: his dad stands proudly, who do you think taught you

761
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: how to do Popeye? And he shows off his Popeye

762
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 1: laugh to prove it. Joey gives him a Popeye impression

763
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: right back, and then he looks at his dad with

764
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: utter sincerity, I'm really glad you came tonight. His dad

765
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,399
Speaker 1: agrees me too, son, I was proud of you. Sad

766
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: music starts to play as Joey admits I wish we

767
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: could have had this night a long time ago, and

768
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: his dad suggests maybe we can make a fresh start now.

769
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: Joey tells his dad I love you, and his dad

770
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: says I love you too, before giving him a much

771
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: needed hug. Then Joey tells his dad that his Popeye

772
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: laugh wasn't very good, so he can see some point. No,

773
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: he was the first one.

774
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 2: No it was not. I mean that's I guess.

775
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, Dad's not funny like I didn't. He's like, no,

776
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: you obviously got.

777
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 2: It from me and it's terrible. And You're like, I

778
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 2: don't think it was.

779
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: Or dad, So Joey gives him some pointers on how

780
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: to improve his Popeye laugh. They go back and forth

781
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: doing their Popeye impressions with one another, and that is

782
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: our show. That was so good. Oh I saw Joey's

783
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: name in the title. I was like, I usually don't

784
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,919
Speaker 1: love the Joey centric episodes but this was a great one.

785
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: Like I love the background on.

786
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 2: Joe Well, I knew that with the with the Viva

787
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 2: Lost Joey, I was like, oh, this is where, this

788
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 2: is the Vegas one. But I was like, wait, do

789
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 2: we actually go because really it was just like that

790
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 2: little bit of montage and the end scene, well and

791
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 2: the line, but that was I mean right, It wasn't

792
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,240
Speaker 2: like we shot the whole episode of location right right.

793
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: Just the just the Vegasy bits.

794
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 4: Right.

795
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 2: But so speaking of the Vegas e bits.

796
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, tell us, tell us, tell us.

797
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 2: Do you remember me getting lost for hours in the

798
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: hotel by myself?

799
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: Well I wasn't there, but I remember you telling these stories.

800
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,919
Speaker 2: So I'll tell it again. So we went. We were

801
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 2: staying at the Flamingo for the Hilton rather okay, the

802
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 2: Hilton whatever it was, whatever it was, uh, And on

803
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 2: the top.

804
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: Floor was Elvis's old.

805
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 2: Sweet and they still have it up there and you

806
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 2: can like go on tours and see it. There's still

807
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 2: like a bullet hole in the in the elevator, the

808
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 2: private elevator that goes up there that he shot into,

809
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 2: and yeah, it's like a whole moment. So of course

810
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 2: Jeff and John and everybody, and we were like, cool,

811
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: let's go see it. Yeah, so we all we went

812
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 2: up there and it was a big group of us,

813
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 2: uh and our our moms went. Adria I think was

814
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 2: up there a teacher. Maybe maybe not Adrian, but I

815
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 2: know my mom was there, and uh, and the cast

816
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 2: and you know, the big gang of us, probably fifteen

817
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 2: or so. And anyway, at the end of it, they

818
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 2: pushed the call button for the elevator and the elevator

819
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 2: doors opened, and I was like, all right, let's go.

820
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 2: So I walked into the back of the elevator and

821
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 2: then like a bunch of people got in behind me.

822
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 2: But my mom was not one of those people. So

823
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 2: it goes all the way down to the casino floor

824
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 2: and I was like, I guess I'll get out here.

825
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 2: So I'm now going like to the front desk and

826
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, I don't even know.

827
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: I didn't go.

828
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I've ten nine or ten at nine And

829
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: this is pre cell phone.

830
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: Pre pagers. Yes, this is the this is like the

831
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: call over.

832
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 2: The intercom, you know, sort we found a.

833
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: Lot of time.

834
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but I don't think. I don't remember. I

835
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 2: didn't go to the front desk to ask for help

836
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 2: for anything. I was just kind of like wandering around,

837
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 2: and I mean, thank god that no one knows. Yeah,

838
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 2: like what was I doing? So then I went to

839
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 2: Adria's room, our teacher. I went to Adria later's room

840
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 2: because I remembered. I don't know why didn't go to

841
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 2: my room.

842
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: Did you not know your room number? Well, if you

843
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: remember Adria's number, remember.

844
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 2: Maybe Adria was in the elevator and I went with it.

845
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,240
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I remember. I definitely wandered around

846
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 2: by myself for a while, and then I somehow wound up.

847
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 2: Maybe Adria came down on another elevator and saw me

848
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 2: or something. I went to Adria's room and called my

849
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 2: mom's called our room from you know, her room, to

850
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 2: be like we and my mom came running up, and

851
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,760
Speaker 2: I was terrified because I'd been lost in Las Vegas

852
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 2: for like two and a half hours at nine or

853
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 2: ten years old.

854
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: That's that usually means a child has been abducted. Right,

855
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: that's not great. It's not great.

856
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was fine, and uh, you know, got

857
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 2: lost in Vegas many more times after that.

858
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: So, uh, did you put a quarter in a slot

859
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: machine and win one hundred thousand dollars.

860
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 2: Though no, I wish I would have though it would

861
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 2: have been great, but yeah, that was a nine year

862
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 2: old joke. My mom's most terrifying events was losing me

863
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 2: in a casino in Vegas. And also not only that,

864
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 2: but I remember my mom saying later, she was like,

865
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 2: not only were you just a nine year old girl

866
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 2: wandering around, but people knew who you were? Of course

867
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 2: you like, right you were, you would get recognized or

868
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 2: people knew that you were child actor, so like, you know,

869
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,879
Speaker 2: it was like there was an extra level of kind

870
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 2: of yard or someone could you know, I don't.

871
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: Know it, but you were attracting attention, whether you wanted

872
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 1: to or not exactly exactly.

873
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 2: So anyway, that was my my story of wandering around

874
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: after seeing the Elvis sweet and getting into the bullet

875
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 2: hole built elevator, and then.

876
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: Of course of course you got in Vegas. Like, were

877
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 1: you scared at any point? You were just like, hey,

878
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: I think so knocking around on my own, I like

879
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 1: it does.

880
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 2: I was never scared of being like by my I

881
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 2: would be.

882
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: Like like I was.

883
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 2: I would just be like, I don't know, I was, Yeah,

884
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 2: I was never really scared to like be by myself

885
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: or like something like that happened.

886
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah. The great thing about

887
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: being a child actor is you're very well versed in

888
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: talking to adults and you can get conversation. You're a

889
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: lot more mature than most nine year olds.

890
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, no, I somehow found my way back,

891
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 2: and yeah, I know to this day. Was one of

892
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 2: my mom's most terrifying experiences. Like you think it's scary

893
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 2: when you get in the grocery store, you in a

894
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 2: Vegas casino when you you know, there's twenty floors in

895
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 2: between you and your kid where you've just been and

896
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 2: you have no idea where they got out. So, yeah,

897
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 2: your poor mother, No, she just putting through so much,

898
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 2: my mother significantly over the years.

899
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't imagine losing a child actor. I mean,

900
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: the production would be would be so unhinged, god right,

901
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: nervous if they lost a child action today.

902
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, it would be terrifying. But you'd have

903
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 2: a cell phone probably, so it would get true. You'd

904
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,240
Speaker 2: be like, oh, their phones.

905
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: Are a game changer, right Yeah. Yeah, well, hey, back

906
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,240
Speaker 1: in back in the day.

907
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 2: Stories in the early nineties. Yeah, now it would be

908
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 2: very antilamactic, like, oh, I've next to my mom and

909
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 2: then we met on the seventh trow. Yeah, this was

910
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 2: this was me wondering about in Vegas.

911
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: Jody little jodye Sweeton. Now we can't take you anywhere,

912
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: can we?

913
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 2: No? No, I get lost or all over them.

914
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, well, well I have I have a did you.

915
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 2: Have an everwear? Look, I was going to say, do

916
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 2: we have any.

917
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well I you mentioned and then we got distracted.

918
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: But you mentioned people being in the audience for the

919
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: Joey's performance.

920
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

921
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

922
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: You can see Barbara Cameron really well on the side,

923
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: and you can see Janis but she's right at the

924
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: cutoff of Yes.

925
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,760
Speaker 2: Remember that she was what that was what she wanted.

926
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,479
Speaker 2: She was like, I don't want to be in the shot,

927
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 2: and Barber was like, I'll be in the But yeah,

928
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 2: they were sitting I think like up into the and

929
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 2: like to the right of us or something. Yeah, that

930
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 2: was I didn't see barbar I didn't see them, but

931
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 2: I remember them being like, you know, eyeball distanced from us.

932
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was definitely fast. Yeah, you have to pause

933
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 1: it to kind of see it. But yeah, you see

934
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: Barbara clearly, you can see Janis's hair, and then you

935
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,919
Speaker 1: can see Dennis Frinstler sitting in the booth too. There's

936
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: a few other people I didn't recognize, but Dennis Rinsel

937
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: with with them mustache. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's very recognizable

938
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: in that sense.

939
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: So fun. Yeah, I didn't meet somebody else, but I

940
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 2: know we were all like in there watching it, so

941
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 2: it was fun. Yeah.

942
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: Oh what a fun time. What a cool what a

943
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: cool experience.

944
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 2: It's a great experience. Uh, Wayne Newton's still around.

945
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: We're gonna go We're gonna go see him.

946
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 2: We're gonna go see him. We got yeah, you got it, Like,

947
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 2: we're gonna go see him, and it's gonna it's uh,

948
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a thing.

949
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: We go to stay at Mattie's house and we're all

950
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 1: gonna go see Wayne Newton. Yes, this will be fantastic.

951
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 2: Oh wait, new kids, because you know, oh.

952
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, this is important to be a weekend

953
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: to remember people.

954
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I might just happen to get lost in Vegas.

955
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: Or you guys react to this episode. Yeah exactly.

956
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,240
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957
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,120
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958
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,640
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961
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:33,200
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965
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971
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 2: will see you next time. So remember the world is small,

972
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 2: the house is full.

973
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: Of way Newton m boy is it and casual takes

974
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 1: up considerable fortune. The hair the tan like he's got

975
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: it going on. Man, it doesn't look real, but I

976
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: felt like in this episode it was the hair dye.

977
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 1: Well yeah, now at ninety one or whatever he is,

978
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: he's he's it might be some synthetic hair. Yeah, we'll

979
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: find out.

980
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 2: Look, no knocking that. Every time I'm seen in public,

981
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 2: I have big hair in my head.

982
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: So yeah yeah, oh yeah, No, it's not a no,

983
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: just wondering. I was like, I wonder. We'll ask him

984
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: that when we go in June. Yes, just ask him.

985
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll remember you guys. House is full of way

986
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 2: Newton houses.

987
00:49:51,239 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 1: Now I want fig Newtons. Oh no