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Speaker 1: The reason Amazon is so popular isn't just because of

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Speaker 1: the convenience, because it also involves zero human interaction. Yes'read

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Speaker 1: I wish we had that option For this segment What's

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Speaker 1: on your Mind, Jeffrey, but human showed jeff Yes, we're

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Speaker 1: the anti Amazon, featuring several minutes of slow agonizing, NonStop

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Speaker 1: human to human interactions.

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Speaker 2: Just like everybody loves. I'm gonna start with Brooke Brook,

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Speaker 2: what's on your mind?

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Speaker 3: Well, I need to apparently clear up some rumors. I

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Speaker 3: am very happily married. Okay all the time, I know,

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Speaker 3: but I have been getting multiple on my Instagram asking

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Speaker 3: if everything's okay with my relationship with my husband?

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Speaker 4: Are you serious? And so I finally asked, why why

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Speaker 4: are you saying this? And they said it's.

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Speaker 3: Because I haven't posted any pics of him in over

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Speaker 3: a month and a half. There was no Father's Day

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Speaker 3: gushy and there was nothing about him, not.

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Speaker 1: To mention he never posts anything about you or your family,

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Speaker 1: his personality and never.

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Speaker 3: Had he goes, God, why did you have to post

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Speaker 3: that so annoying?

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Speaker 2: I just stopped.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it don't because I don't love my husband or of.

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Speaker 5: The listeners ask as if you tell them all your

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Speaker 5: deep relationship problems.

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Speaker 4: I think it was out of concern.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you, okay, because he's nowhere to be found.

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Speaker 6: Listeners, if you were smart, U DM me or Alexis

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Speaker 6: or one of us, and we'll give you the real team.

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Speaker 3: I would just like to publicly say, since I don't

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Speaker 3: do it on my Instagram.

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Speaker 4: I love my husband.

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Speaker 3: I think he's a great person.

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Speaker 2: She's going the j low route everything, don't I love him?

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Speaker 4: According to you're fine see any pictures of him?

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Speaker 2: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 6: I sat next to a lady on my flight home recently, okay,

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Speaker 6: and I noticed, like immediately as the cutest dog in

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Speaker 6: the world, named Laila, a little French bulldog, and so Morris,

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Speaker 6: we start talking about her dog, and she abruptly stops right,

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Speaker 6: She's like, oh, yeah, I got.

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Speaker 4: Her at the Canadian border. I had to wait there

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Speaker 4: for three days. I didn't I didn't know what was

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Speaker 4: gonna happen when they.

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Speaker 6: Never mind and I'm like talking, huh, smuggle a dog.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. It was sketchy.

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Speaker 6: It was a weird pause, almost like she caught herself

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Speaker 6: about to say something incriminating.

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Speaker 4: Right Their dog mules out there. I have no idea.

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Speaker 4: Anyway we continue.

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Speaker 6: She's like, anyway, you know Layla loves flying, well, well,

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Speaker 6: her brother used to fly before.

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Speaker 4: But then well then you know, never mind.

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Speaker 6: It's and then I'm starting to be like, what's going

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Speaker 6: on with you and dogs?

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Speaker 1: Like why do you keep even talking to this Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like she keeps stopping the stories because she is.

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Speaker 6: So nice and her dog is so cute, and I

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Speaker 6: might trying to play with the dog.

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Speaker 4: So she goes from like really normal to weird. But

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Speaker 4: the kicker was She's like, well, it's okay, I won't.

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Speaker 6: Be traveling much anymore. I found myself suddenly single. Well

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Speaker 6: never mind, and that is what I decided to stop

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Speaker 6: talking to this lady.

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Speaker 4: I was like, are you Jason Bourne?

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Speaker 2: Are you Brook in the future.

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Speaker 4: Probably she's definitely not posting off her.

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Speaker 5: Don't talk to strangers with cute dogs?

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Speaker 6: No, no, don't do that anybody.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, alexis what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 5: So I went to the Olympic trials for track recently

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Speaker 5: to try and.

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Speaker 2: Get into the Olympics, or just to watch.

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Speaker 4: I was drinking and watching much better. What country you're

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Speaker 4: trying to run for.

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Speaker 5: Definitely just watching, but there's people. There is a bar

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Speaker 5: after and there's like one that everybody goes to.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so it's really cool.

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Speaker 5: Because you're there and it's like all the people who

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Speaker 5: made it to the Olympics and whatever.

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Speaker 4: That's pretty cool day.

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Speaker 3: We get drunk really fast because they have any problem

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Speaker 3: no calories in there.

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Speaker 5: And so I'm there and I find myself surprisingly not

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Speaker 5: talking to any of the athletes who made it, but

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Speaker 5: to a mom that was at the bar, a mom

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Speaker 5: of an athlete. Okay, and I'm like really drunk, and

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Speaker 5: I remember just talking to her, like I found out

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Speaker 5: she lives near me, so like we were talking about

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Speaker 5: this new trader Joe's coming. That was very exciting.

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Speaker 2: Are you coming to mom?

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Speaker 5: I think you know, I can talk about exactly. The

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Speaker 5: next day, I'm thinking back on it, I'm like that

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Speaker 5: was like kind of weird, probably like fifteen minutes talking

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Speaker 5: to this like athlete's mom. But then I run into

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Speaker 5: the athlete the next day, okay, and they pointed me

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Speaker 5: to go, hey, you're the girl who cornered my mom

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Speaker 5: at the bar and talked to her for.

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Speaker 4: An hour about show.

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Speaker 5: Recognized exactly broke I go, when did I become that person?

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Speaker 4: She wasn't talking to you casually? You cornered her? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: apparently I trapped her. I thought it was mutual.

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Speaker 5: Apparently her son saw otherwise.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, I didn't get a date with that guy,

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Speaker 3: did you?

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Speaker 4: No? But good for him, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Well, the weather's been so nice here lately. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I need to do something more than.

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Speaker 2: Just bird watch around my house.

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Speaker 1: So I made a decision and I said, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to buy a boat.

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Speaker 2: What I'm going to do it I can't afford house.

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to buy a boat. Yes, there's an

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Speaker 1: actual boat store over by the water.

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Speaker 2: I never there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, they sell boats there and I've never been there.

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Speaker 1: I walk in and there's these three big, beautiful boats

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Speaker 1: in the showroom, so I know I'm in the right place.

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Speaker 2: It's not like yachts or sailboats or anything.

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Speaker 1: It's like, you know, like the middle size, zipping around

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Speaker 1: the lake type boat. So I felt really good about

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Speaker 1: this until the salesperson comes up to me and he

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Speaker 1: doesn't say, oh can I help you, sir, He goes, oh, uh.

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Speaker 2: Are you in the right place? No, I think so.

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Speaker 1: I'm I want to buy a boat. And his second

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Speaker 1: questionestion was what's your price range? And when I told him,

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Speaker 1: you could see the look of absolute disgust on his face.

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Speaker 1: It was like the Pretty Woman scene where Julia Roberts

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Speaker 1: walks into the nice boutique store and the workers are like, ew,

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Speaker 1: you don't belong.

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Speaker 3: To it, except Julia Roberts going to afford to buy

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Speaker 3: the stuff. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He takes me over to their fancy LCD touch screen

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Speaker 1: that shows their entire boat inventory.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he's entertaining this idea.

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Speaker 2: Well, he puts to the.

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Speaker 1: One boat that's in my it's this like tiny old

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Speaker 1: dinker from like the nineteen nineties.

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Speaker 3: Does it come with rose like oars?

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Speaker 1: There's Oh no, it has a motor attached to it,

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Speaker 1: but the cushions are completely worn away. I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 1: there's blood on the bow of it. And I told

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Speaker 1: him I would think about it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I am thinking about it though.

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Speaker 4: Tube. Wow, that's all popular.

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Speaker 2: Keep those texts coming in and also text what's on

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Speaker 2: your mind. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,