1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,800 Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all don't know, y'all be all at all, So. 3 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 3: Don't given them black the million busy. 4 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 4: Yeah listening to show? 5 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 2: I don't joy? 6 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy. 7 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 4: You turn. 8 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 6: Original you gotta turn. 9 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 2: I can't. 10 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:42,199 Speaker 5: Got to turn them out. 11 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 4: Turn. 12 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 6: You probably got to turn the mouth to turn the 13 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 6: water of the money up. Look me come come out. 14 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 7: You'll think that I sure will. 15 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 8: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on, 16 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 8: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a 17 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 8: radio show. This one today I want to share with 18 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:20,079 Speaker 8: you is for all of us, and here it is. 19 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 8: There is a solution to all of your problems in situations. 20 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 8: If you don't know what your next move is, that's 21 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,679 Speaker 8: a go. I don't care what it is. If the 22 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:41,239 Speaker 8: relationship you're in is all wrong and you don't know 23 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 8: how to get out of it, it doesn't matter. There 24 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 8: is a solution to all your problems and situations. That 25 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 8: solution to all your problems, that way to make all 26 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 8: your dreams come true. The way around a lot of 27 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 8: this and to the weakness that you feel at times 28 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 8: is prayer, prayer, a connection with your creator. 29 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 7: Could that be the thing that's missing in your life. 30 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 7: I'm just asking. 31 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 8: Because whenever I get a little bit off track, all 32 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 8: I gotta do is think, just a moment, Steve, have 33 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 8: you been praying? 34 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 4: Man? 35 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 8: Have you been connecting with your creator? I know you're busy, man, 36 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,920 Speaker 8: I know you're busy, and I know at the end 37 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:37,119 Speaker 8: of the day you're done. You're done, and sometimes crawling 38 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 8: into bed is all you can manage to do. I've 39 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 8: said this, it happened to me last night. 40 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 7: Again. I did all of this. But when I look 41 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 7: and when. 42 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 8: I see things not moving, or I don't feel like 43 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 8: things are going in the right direction, or I have 44 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 8: a sense of being stagnant, all I got to do 45 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 8: is retrace it. Because cause I'm working, There's no doubt 46 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 8: about that. I'm working, but I'm i staying connected. Am 47 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 8: I using that weapon that's available to all of us? 48 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 7: And I pray? And the answer is usually no? 49 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 8: And so I know, okay, okay, man, I'm getting off 50 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 8: track here, because see, let me tell you something, man, 51 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:25,159 Speaker 8: the reason I constantly talk to God is because life 52 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,600 Speaker 8: constantly changes. People who said they was going to do 53 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,479 Speaker 8: something for you one day have changed their mind the next. 54 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 8: Somebody you thought was going to show up that day, 55 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 8: called in late, had an accident and couldn't make it. 56 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaker 8: That changes the parameters of everything. The meeting you had 57 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 8: set up that had to be counseled because somebody was ill. 58 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 8: That changes the parameters, the time frame of everything. Because 59 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 8: it's all connected. So if I don't stay in constant 60 00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 8: prayer and stay connected to the creative when this thing's happen, 61 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,840 Speaker 8: I've not put in my bed, I've not talked to 62 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 8: him about how to handle it, or I'm just not 63 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 8: aware of it and what to do next. And the 64 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 8: next thing you know, it becomes a little stagnant. That 65 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:16,279 Speaker 8: has happened to me. I gotta get back because prayer 66 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,480 Speaker 8: is the solution to all of my problems and situations. 67 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,760 Speaker 8: I have found that to be the case now. The 68 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:26,240 Speaker 8: only reason I'm telling it to you is because I 69 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:31,040 Speaker 8: know if you anything like me, slash human being, then 70 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,360 Speaker 8: there are times that you feel anxious. 71 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 7: There's moments of desperation. You have moments of uncertainty. 72 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 8: There are times when you feel like you've lost your way, 73 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 8: or your purpose is a little blurred, you're not sure anymore, 74 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 8: or you don't know what your next move is, or 75 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 8: the relationship you in, or the relationships you dabbling in, 76 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:59,840 Speaker 8: they're just all wrong for you. Man, there is a 77 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:04,039 Speaker 8: solution to all your problems and situations and his prayer. 78 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 8: If you're suffering from any of the things I just listened, 79 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 8: or anything you could think of. 80 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 7: Just check your prayer. What has your prayer been lately? 81 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:13,720 Speaker 7: About it? 82 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 8: And this is for everybody. I often find when I 83 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 8: get that disconnection, man, my prayer and slipped off. I 84 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,720 Speaker 8: started feeling a little bit less, so I got to 85 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 8: jump back on it. I'm just offering you a solution 86 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 8: to it, man, and and and I'm giving you a 87 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 8: solution that works one thousand percent. 88 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 7: Fust show. See, I ain't guessing at this one. 89 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 8: I'm telling you what has happened in my life, how 90 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 8: I did it, and it'll do for you. God is 91 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:50,680 Speaker 8: filled with mercy and grace. He knows we all messed up. 92 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 8: He knows all of us have done some jacked up 93 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 8: things that don't nobody know about. 94 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 7: He knows all about our past. Man, he knows all 95 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 7: of that. But He is so full of grace and mercy, 96 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 7: so full of fifty fifty chances. 97 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 8: But you know the thing about your life though, and 98 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 8: the thing I had to come to terms with, and 99 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 8: the reason I don't let out of the reason I 100 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 8: don't let my past bury me, the reason I don't 101 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:21,720 Speaker 8: let my past define me is because my past, I 102 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 8: found out, were just the ingredients needed for me to 103 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 8: make this cake I'm eating now. My past is just 104 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 8: my ingredients. See, you don't get rid of your past. 105 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 8: They ain't they gone nowhere. They are the ingredients. But 106 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 8: when you put them with something else, they look better, 107 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 8: they taste better, it is better. 108 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 7: All of our pasts are just the ingredients that have 109 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 7: become the cake we eating now. 110 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 8: Now, if you don't like the way your cake taste, 111 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 8: then you gotta start putting some other ingredients in there. 112 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 8: Just because you started off and your cake was messed 113 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 8: up don't mean you can't straighten out the flavor your cake. 114 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 8: You gotta put some different ingredients in there. So let's 115 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 8: say your cake is trifling tasted, it's bitter. Your cake 116 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,560 Speaker 8: is bitter, Well, you got to dilute the bitterness. You 117 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 8: got to put some more goodness in there. So you 118 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,920 Speaker 8: got to put some goodness ingredients to take away the 119 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 8: taste of the bitterness. So you got to put some 120 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,720 Speaker 8: different ingredients in there. You gotta start living your life 121 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,600 Speaker 8: a little more kindly, a little more thoughtful, a little 122 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,320 Speaker 8: more sharing, a little more caring. And then after a while, man, 123 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 8: those new ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing 124 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 8: the bitter taste because the bitter taste is further behind you. Now, 125 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:51,680 Speaker 8: see something that happened to you twelve fifteen, thirty twenty five, 126 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,000 Speaker 8: sixteen years ago. Ain't got to be the flavor that's 127 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 8: in your mouth now unless you let it be. It's 128 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:03,240 Speaker 8: still ingreedients. Man, if you sink it away your cake 129 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 8: taste and change your ingredients, put something else. 130 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 7: In your cake mix so you can get a better taste. 131 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,680 Speaker 7: If you don't like the way your life tastes. Pray. 132 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,559 Speaker 8: I've been here my mama saying for years. Boy prayer 133 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 8: change his things, don't my mama said to me all 134 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 8: the time. I said to my TV artist is when 135 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,760 Speaker 8: they come see me on the talk show, before I 136 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,760 Speaker 8: walk on stage, I tell them these words, my mother said. 137 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,000 Speaker 8: I said, my mother used to always tell me this, 138 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 8: and it's bailed me out and might do the same 139 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:38,360 Speaker 8: thing for you. I said, whatever I get in trouble. 140 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,960 Speaker 8: I hear her words. She said, son, don't forget to pray, 141 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,320 Speaker 8: don't be ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud 142 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 8: to pray, because prayer, prayer, change is things, and you 143 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 8: better believe something it one hundred percent. 144 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:59,599 Speaker 1: Show do you're listening, said to Steve Hoby morning shall. 145 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:03,959 Speaker 7: A gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I've 146 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:12,400 Speaker 7: got sunshine on a cloudy day. Doom doom do do 147 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 7: do doom when it's cold outside? I got the mother made. 148 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 9: Well. 149 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 7: I guess you say, what can make me feel this way? 150 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:44,320 Speaker 7: My girl? Talking about my girl? My girl, I've got salt. 151 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 1: You can until you get in it. Your toes, your toes. 152 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,720 Speaker 7: I've got salt. 153 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,679 Speaker 8: You don't want to get in it, don't come over 154 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:02,880 Speaker 8: here with me. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve 155 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,360 Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show. That's how I felt this morning. We 156 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:11,000 Speaker 8: have the cast of Shirley Strawberry, the Fabulous College now 157 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,520 Speaker 8: the girl out of Mississippi Monica who you're very rally here. 158 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:18,520 Speaker 8: But when you do you understand why kill Spate's better 159 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:19,000 Speaker 8: than on us? 160 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 7: Junior? 161 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:22,480 Speaker 8: We call him baby go through and ladies and gentlemen, 162 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 8: the legend nephew Tommy, it. 163 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,559 Speaker 10: Is Unclet me ask you something Black History Month. I 164 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:34,720 Speaker 10: just saw what you just did this morning over than 165 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 10: the show. What is being black mean to you? 166 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:41,319 Speaker 7: Like everything? Everything black has been everything to me. 167 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,920 Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you something, man, the way I describe it, 168 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:48,520 Speaker 8: it is the hardest, most enjoyable thing I've ever done, 169 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,680 Speaker 8: and that's staying black. 170 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:55,959 Speaker 7: For the entire sixty five years I've been here, it 171 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:56,760 Speaker 7: has been. 172 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:02,240 Speaker 8: The most enjoyable, hardest thing I've ever done was being black. 173 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,160 Speaker 7: Now, it has been some challenging moments. 174 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:08,719 Speaker 8: It has been some times where I didn't understand, and 175 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,360 Speaker 8: I have been mad at people for the treatment of us. 176 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:15,120 Speaker 8: I'm frustrated with people over the treatment of us. I'm 177 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,800 Speaker 8: flat out angry and want to do something to some 178 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,520 Speaker 8: people sometimes about the way we've been done and continue 179 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,360 Speaker 8: to be done. 180 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,560 Speaker 7: But when I get off to myself and I. 181 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:30,360 Speaker 8: Get around mine and it's just us, we have a 182 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 8: way of getting together and putting seasoning on all these troubles. 183 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 8: We have a way of turning something out of nothing 184 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,839 Speaker 8: in a way where it gives us a joy that 185 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:48,520 Speaker 8: only we know how to do, because only we come 186 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,240 Speaker 8: from the perspective that we have. It has been a 187 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,920 Speaker 8: sheer joy for me. I wouldn't trade this experience of 188 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,880 Speaker 8: being black for nothing in the world. I don't like 189 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 8: what all come with it, but I tell you what 190 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 8: I think that I have done a fine job of 191 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:08,200 Speaker 8: handling it for all these years now. It has cost 192 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,959 Speaker 8: some people who didn't understand me at times, but those 193 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:16,280 Speaker 8: people had to suffer sometimes. I had to let you 194 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,959 Speaker 8: see why I feel this way, and you get some 195 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,079 Speaker 8: of it. I gotta let you have some of it. 196 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,040 Speaker 8: Pend on the day, depend on the day. But if 197 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,319 Speaker 8: today is the day, Today you're lucky day Lotto, you 198 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 8: hit the jackpot. 199 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,199 Speaker 7: You finish me. 200 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 1: Steve stay black coming up. 201 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,080 Speaker 9: After the hour, run that prank back with another black 202 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 9: member of the Morning Show, a nephew. 203 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,560 Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening hard Morning Show. 204 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,199 Speaker 7: Did you know you could now buy a Hondai on Amazon. 205 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,400 Speaker 8: The same place where you order yoga mats, a toothbrush, 206 00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 8: and pretty much everything else, all from the comfort of 207 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:59,440 Speaker 8: your home, just located nearby dealer. 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I gotta give you 219 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 4: guys a call. I gotta delivery. I gotta make there 220 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:36,040 Speaker 4: tomorrow from Kendrin. Yeah, Kendre lives here. That's my wife. 221 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,800 Speaker 4: But I didn't order anything for for Valentine's Day. You 222 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:43,479 Speaker 4: guys are first on my list tomorrow morning for Valentine's 223 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 4: and I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh, 224 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,800 Speaker 4: that's coming to you all's places. So all right, I 225 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,680 Speaker 4: can let me, let me let me ask you this. 226 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:56,720 Speaker 4: So you had six don Yeah, that's me. But uh again, 227 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:01,120 Speaker 4: there's there must be some clerical error typo Like I 228 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,920 Speaker 4: just told you, man, I didn't boxes, and Chenna, it's 229 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 4: about seven boxes. But I mean, I mean it's just 230 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,800 Speaker 4: looking at the total here, that adds up to about 231 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,359 Speaker 4: six hunt or something dollars. I mean, I got flowers, 232 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,440 Speaker 4: no partner, We're just gonna I'm just gonna take it 233 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,280 Speaker 4: to dinner and we're just gonna do our thing. But 234 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 4: there was there was no delivery schedule from me, enough folds, 235 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:25,080 Speaker 4: especially not at at seven o'clock at no partner, you 236 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,840 Speaker 4: got it. It's just something wrong. Well you are you 237 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,000 Speaker 4: you're not gonna be there? Are you not gonna be 238 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,480 Speaker 4: there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah, I'm gonna be here. 239 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,640 Speaker 4: But uh, as far as accepting a delivery that I 240 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:40,080 Speaker 4: didn't order and didn't pay for, that's not happening. Man. 241 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 4: Well let me tell you. I got flowers, two boxes 242 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:48,960 Speaker 4: that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toys. We'll 243 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 4: all that stuff. I have all that stuff loaded to 244 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:57,400 Speaker 4: be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude, obviously there's 245 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:01,120 Speaker 4: a communication breakdown between you and me player because I 246 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:05,720 Speaker 4: didn't order that, and right, but but but what the 247 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 4: problem I'm having is that you're telling me I have 248 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 4: the right address, you know the name of the person Kendrick, 249 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,440 Speaker 4: which is your wife. Right, Yeah, so far so good man. 250 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 4: But uh as far as me ordering that, dude, I'm not. 251 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,360 Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not accepting it because I didn't pay 252 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,080 Speaker 4: for it. I did not order. I mean, I mean 253 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 4: it's already paid. Let me let me just look at 254 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,720 Speaker 4: the name here on the here is here is right here. Okay, 255 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:36,400 Speaker 4: we got Devin. What would you say? I said, Devon, 256 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:41,400 Speaker 4: that's that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay, 257 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 4: that's my wife's ex husbin. So even you and him 258 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 4: are in cahoots and and try to upset me. But 259 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,280 Speaker 4: guess what you succeeded. All right, So I'm gonna make this. 260 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,680 Speaker 4: Listen to you. I listened to you, so you listen 261 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,160 Speaker 4: to me. This is what I want to make abundantly 262 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,680 Speaker 4: clear to you. If you bring those roses and all 263 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,560 Speaker 4: of that stuff past my house tomorrow. This is what's 264 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:10,359 Speaker 4: gonna happen. Those roses, those storms. I'm gonna put them 265 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,320 Speaker 4: somewhere so far up your rear end that the only 266 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,720 Speaker 4: way that they see sunshine is when you open your mouth. 267 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,840 Speaker 4: So do not, I repeat, do not. You and Devin. 268 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,640 Speaker 4: Y'all can take this, and you can do whatever y'all 269 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,679 Speaker 4: want with it. Y'all can play with the second toys. 270 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,800 Speaker 4: Y'all do whatever you want to. Red roses, petals and 271 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,800 Speaker 4: all that other stuff. Y'all gonna do what you need 272 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,879 Speaker 4: to do. Not show up at my crib tomorrow because 273 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,280 Speaker 4: it ain't gonna be a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved. 274 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:42,240 Speaker 4: That's what I'm okay. Well, here's the deal. As a 275 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:47,399 Speaker 4: delivery person, I am obligated to make the drip. I 276 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,760 Speaker 4: have to make this drive or then I don't get 277 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:51,680 Speaker 4: you know, I get shoot out that I didn't do 278 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,600 Speaker 4: my job because this stuff. Okay, so what would what 279 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,040 Speaker 4: would you rather be choo choot out or have thorns 280 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,880 Speaker 4: up your rear? End sence you let's sold out. Let's 281 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 4: what you're not gonna do is to hold off you 282 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:03,879 Speaker 4: fen the do just. 283 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 7: You bring. 284 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,360 Speaker 4: Brand Okay, all right, I won't do the flowers. I'll 285 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,160 Speaker 4: use the sex toys for you. So you got a choice. 286 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:18,080 Speaker 4: You got flowers. Let me let me say this with 287 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 4: isawers as professional as possible. You say, I'm trying to 288 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,680 Speaker 4: be as cool as possible, but you ain't listening to me. 289 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,160 Speaker 4: Do not bring the livery Okay. You can drop them 290 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,840 Speaker 4: off at the curve, then you get credit for and 291 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,800 Speaker 4: whoever walk past and up and down the street they 292 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,080 Speaker 4: can pick it up. But do not come to my 293 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 4: front door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign 294 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,600 Speaker 4: and accept nothing. It ain't have to drop them off 295 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:49,919 Speaker 4: at the door, sir, I'm telling you now, I've gotta 296 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,520 Speaker 4: drop them off at the door. The problem I'm having 297 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,080 Speaker 4: is you telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up 298 00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:58,040 Speaker 4: my Now we got a problem just listening to this 299 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,400 Speaker 4: whole scenario. I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe 300 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,399 Speaker 4: Devin does something for her that you don't do? Hey? Man, 301 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,440 Speaker 4: you what what's work? Where are you going at with this? 302 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,680 Speaker 4: All I'm telling you is demand your business and don't 303 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:14,639 Speaker 4: make this drop? Why am I doing that Devon? That? 304 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,760 Speaker 4: Why am I gonna do this that Devon has purchased 305 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:22,200 Speaker 4: for her? Just what? And if you need why, I 306 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,920 Speaker 4: don't need to ask Devin because he's better not show 307 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 4: his face up over here. You can take it home 308 00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:30,840 Speaker 4: and give it to your girl if you want to. 309 00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:33,680 Speaker 4: I'm not giving my girl anything that I didn't buy 310 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 4: for her. I'm not doing that, you think so if 311 00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 4: you if you're not gonna give your girl anything that 312 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 4: you didn't buy for her, why am I going to 313 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,800 Speaker 4: accept something for my girl that I didn't buy for her. 314 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,560 Speaker 4: I ain't gonna tell you that. You gotta accept it 315 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,880 Speaker 4: I'm saying, is not remember it and you bring out 316 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,840 Speaker 4: in my house, I gotta accept it. And I'm telling 317 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 4: you now, don't even bring it to my house. Maybe 318 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,040 Speaker 4: maybe mister Devin know what she loves. She looks like 319 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,600 Speaker 4: obviously she don't want him no more. She wants me 320 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,000 Speaker 4: an ed of the flower delivery person, just like her 321 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:09,880 Speaker 4: ex husband. I'm swo these bumps and whooping. That's all 322 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 4: I got to say. Two words for bringing that someone whooping. See, 323 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,159 Speaker 4: you might as well come on now so you can 324 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,400 Speaker 4: go home after you get this wooman. Okay, okay, okay, 325 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,720 Speaker 4: let me let me say this at the end of 326 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,159 Speaker 4: the day. I'm gonna say this is Tommy already told me, Yo, 327 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,800 Speaker 4: she's gonna do something like this. He told me that. 328 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,080 Speaker 4: Who'd you say? Who the hell may already told me 329 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,760 Speaker 4: you was gonna like this. Who the hell is Tommy? 330 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:36,639 Speaker 4: Nephew Timmy, Isaiah. This is nephew Tommy for the Steve 331 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:40,680 Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show. And guess what, Isaiah, your girl Kendrew 332 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,560 Speaker 4: got me a prank phone call you you know what, 333 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 4: you Kendrew. All of y'all can show up tomorrow and 334 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,440 Speaker 4: other of y'all gonna get portions of this talent times 335 00:20:54,560 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 4: day we'll be you got your brother a chance to 336 00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:03,760 Speaker 4: cool down? 337 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,399 Speaker 7: Now, man, I. 338 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,040 Speaker 4: To my sweet one and only kindre with all that 339 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 4: is in me. I love your baby girl to death. 340 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,680 Speaker 4: Do us park? And it almost came early, but I 341 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:17,440 Speaker 4: love you. 342 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,920 Speaker 7: I'm done you. 343 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,760 Speaker 8: Hey, look, you can't let the urge to sing your 344 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:31,359 Speaker 8: favorite songs while you're driving distract you from that truck 345 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 8: drifting toward your lane or that lane splitting. 346 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,520 Speaker 7: Biker creeping up beside you. 347 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:41,040 Speaker 8: Fortunately, every Hondai offers advanced safety features that can alert 348 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:43,000 Speaker 8: you to potential dangers around you. 349 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,720 Speaker 2: That's right, because Hondai is always working to ensure the 350 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,520 Speaker 2: road doesn't get you. Hondai vehicles have won over one 351 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,440 Speaker 2: hundred and twenty IIHS Top Safety awards from two thousand 352 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,080 Speaker 2: and six to twenty twenty four. 353 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,359 Speaker 7: As of December twenty twenty. 354 00:21:56,119 --> 00:22:00,359 Speaker 9: Four, it is time now for us the CLO Chief 355 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,560 Speaker 9: Love Officer, Steve Harvey. We have some good questions from 356 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,520 Speaker 9: Steve Harvey FM dot com. Keep them coming, people, keep 357 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,879 Speaker 9: them coming. Tyler in Syracruse Right Syracuse writes, I'm a 358 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,120 Speaker 9: forty two year old woman and I work at a bank. 359 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,520 Speaker 9: By day and I work at a bar at night. 360 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,639 Speaker 9: I serve the same customers in both places, so I 361 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,600 Speaker 9: try to remain professional. Last night a coworker from the 362 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,360 Speaker 9: bank came in the bar and hit on me. He said, 363 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,880 Speaker 9: he sees me differently at the bar. Do I look 364 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,720 Speaker 9: easy because I work at a bar? 365 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,480 Speaker 8: Well, baby, all the man said was he see you 366 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:38,119 Speaker 8: differently at the bar. It's not saying that you look easy. 367 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,440 Speaker 8: He keeps it professional at work. Now, y'all ain't at work. 368 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,680 Speaker 8: You at work, so that old not talking to your 369 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,280 Speaker 8: co worker is out of his head when he comes 370 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 8: to the bar. He just said he sees you differently. Yeah, 371 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,880 Speaker 8: you think he sees you easy, that's not it. He's 372 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,560 Speaker 8: hoping it's easy, and you know what, few easy? 373 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:01,639 Speaker 7: Hello. 374 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,320 Speaker 8: But now your problem ain't the fact that he talking 375 00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,840 Speaker 8: to you. Just don't want to appear easy. Obviously you 376 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:09,720 Speaker 8: attracted to it. 377 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 7: Hello. I'll be trying to get it at the bank 378 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,960 Speaker 7: and the barn't give Yeah, that's for real. I don't 379 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,120 Speaker 7: give a damn about the ruve. 380 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:26,040 Speaker 1: Moving on, Big a Bee and Missouri. 381 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 9: Bicky and Missouri rights. My husband of four years cheated 382 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 9: on me and he won't tell me who the woman is? 383 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 9: I found an earring back and lip gloss between her 384 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,800 Speaker 9: between his car seat, and he said he gave an 385 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,200 Speaker 9: old friend to ride, and that's it. If it is 386 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,320 Speaker 9: totally innocent, then why can't he tell me her name? 387 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:51,080 Speaker 7: Ain't nobody finna do that? Lady? Are you kidding me? 388 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,520 Speaker 7: You're saying that your man cheated on you four years ago. 389 00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,320 Speaker 8: Now you're saying he's telling you because you found ear 390 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,720 Speaker 8: ring in the car, not four years ago. 391 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 7: They've been married four years. 392 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,920 Speaker 8: Okay, you said he cheated on you because you found 393 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:13,520 Speaker 8: an ear ring and something in the car ring back, 394 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,720 Speaker 8: and he said it was an old friend. You want 395 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,240 Speaker 8: a name, He won't give you the name. Now, Shirley 396 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,359 Speaker 8: is she said she caught him cheating or because of 397 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,520 Speaker 8: the ear ring in the car, he was cheating. 398 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,200 Speaker 9: No, she didn't say she caught him. She just said 399 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,919 Speaker 9: he cheated on hers. She's presenting this as evidence and. 400 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:37,080 Speaker 1: That that's not earring back then, and that's just what 401 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:37,640 Speaker 1: he said. 402 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,040 Speaker 8: He picked the old friend of them, gave her a ride, 403 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,400 Speaker 8: gave her ear rings fall off all the time. 404 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,800 Speaker 7: What's her name? I'd be damn if I give you 405 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,360 Speaker 7: her name? 406 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,359 Speaker 1: What happens with the lip gloss, it falls off. 407 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,280 Speaker 7: It's mine you have in your purse. 408 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,400 Speaker 8: You know, I don't know what you got to put 409 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,080 Speaker 8: your redo your lips for this show wasn't because we 410 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,760 Speaker 8: was in here kissing real hard or nothing. You can't 411 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,800 Speaker 8: assume that maybe she's just trying to get ready for 412 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:12,200 Speaker 8: her next appointment. But what we not even do is 413 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,960 Speaker 8: give a name up. Though I didn't want to tell 414 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,520 Speaker 8: you that I be cross, guess I just did not 415 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,320 Speaker 8: want to see. 416 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:29,480 Speaker 7: But hers. I'm allergic to chapstick. I have to use gloss. 417 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,920 Speaker 10: Really, that was a drive by lived lost throne and 418 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,600 Speaker 10: you happen to catch one. 419 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,440 Speaker 7: And I have him. 420 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,360 Speaker 8: I have a doctor's excuse for your ass next two 421 00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:42,359 Speaker 8: Wenesday's so fast. 422 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,240 Speaker 1: The next question, Shirley, he told him an old friend 423 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:46,680 Speaker 1: or mine? 424 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:47,479 Speaker 7: All right? 425 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 9: Chelsea and Birmingham says, I'm a single mother of a 426 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,680 Speaker 9: seventeen year old girl and she is always in the 427 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,800 Speaker 9: middle of drama with her girlfriends, her best friends call. 428 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 9: Her best friend called to tell me that my daughter 429 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,080 Speaker 9: almost got beat up. So I talked to my daughter. 430 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,639 Speaker 9: Her first reaction was to go and beat up her 431 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,760 Speaker 9: friend for calling me. What kind of hell raiser? Am 432 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,359 Speaker 9: I raising? 433 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,800 Speaker 7: I don't know? You tell us you raised her? 434 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,560 Speaker 8: If her idea of conflict resolution is fighting, has she 435 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,120 Speaker 8: not been taught any other way? 436 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,119 Speaker 2: You know? 437 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:23,240 Speaker 7: Stop all this? Oh I didn't raise her that way? Okay, 438 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,080 Speaker 7: who raised it? 439 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:24,879 Speaker 2: You know? 440 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:31,040 Speaker 8: But she's seventeen. She a drama queen. Now what's gonna 441 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 8: happen is if she was a boy. This is what 442 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,760 Speaker 8: would happen. If you're a hell raised at seventeen and 443 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,680 Speaker 8: you're a boy and you keep drama going, somebody gonna 444 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,359 Speaker 8: beat your ass. 445 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,639 Speaker 7: It's just amount of time. It's no way around that. 446 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:46,880 Speaker 4: Now. 447 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,400 Speaker 7: Let me give you an example. 448 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,960 Speaker 8: I know a kid that works for me that doesn't 449 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,040 Speaker 8: really you know, just he just nice guy, but he 450 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,400 Speaker 8: just don't know how to be around a lot of men. 451 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,920 Speaker 8: And he says stuff sometimes because he's never been around men. 452 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:10,120 Speaker 8: That's not you know, appropriate, it's just what men don't 453 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 8: do well now. Because he grew up around his mother 454 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,720 Speaker 8: and stuff, he's never had his ass whoop. 455 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,840 Speaker 7: But he twenty nine. 456 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,040 Speaker 8: And I try to tell this kid, if you keep 457 00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,879 Speaker 8: going this route part though, you got to learn the 458 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,760 Speaker 8: ways of manhood quick because somebody's gonna knock. 459 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 7: Your ass out. You know how shocking her ass whoop? 460 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,919 Speaker 7: And he is if you ain't never had one till two, 461 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:37,280 Speaker 7: oh that first one in your twenty o eye opener. 462 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,200 Speaker 1: She may need some counseling. 463 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:48,560 Speaker 8: She't I think, I think, yeah, she missed her daddy. 464 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,400 Speaker 8: All kinds of it could be daddy issues in here, 465 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,280 Speaker 8: we don't know. Yeah, but you got to get her 466 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:56,800 Speaker 8: some help because some I'm wrong with her. 467 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:57,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure. 468 00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,920 Speaker 8: Humphrey and called and told you she was about to 469 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,879 Speaker 8: y'all jumped on her, gonna go down and whoop her 470 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,560 Speaker 8: friend and ass? 471 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:04,639 Speaker 4: What is that? 472 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,320 Speaker 1: That's bullying? 473 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,760 Speaker 11: And yeah, brand is trying to give her mother heads 474 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,720 Speaker 11: up the girls arms waist, So I'm going on all right. 475 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,840 Speaker 7: All right? 476 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:20,399 Speaker 9: Moving on to Mignon in Detroit, she says, I'm sixty 477 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,119 Speaker 9: nine year old retired female and I've been relaxing at 478 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:27,119 Speaker 9: home without a bran lately. My husband's friend was at 479 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,520 Speaker 9: the house for the Super Bowl, and my husband told 480 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,760 Speaker 9: me to put a bron I was at home, so 481 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,440 Speaker 9: why should I have to be uncomfortable? 482 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:39,880 Speaker 8: Oh come on, well, come on, now, you walking around 483 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:48,840 Speaker 8: sixty nine, you know you heavy chested, chested, that's the 484 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,040 Speaker 8: old folk turne. 485 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,640 Speaker 7: She's sixty nine. She did heard this before. 486 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:54,680 Speaker 1: You have a chest? 487 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:55,959 Speaker 7: Put a bra? 488 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,600 Speaker 8: Why should I be uncomfortable? You say you wear don't 489 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,320 Speaker 8: wear a bra all the time. It's super Bowl. He 490 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,920 Speaker 8: got some friends come over. Put a brawn. It's not 491 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 8: while you're being uncomfortable. Let's just be respectful. Everybody can't 492 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,440 Speaker 8: handle us here walking around and stuff. We got all 493 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,760 Speaker 8: these solo cups on this table. You just knock the 494 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,960 Speaker 8: solo cups over the brown. 495 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:17,840 Speaker 7: Doing in here. 496 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,320 Speaker 8: Look over here now you all yo, you hanging all 497 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:26,120 Speaker 8: in the chip dip put a bra on? Asked you 498 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,960 Speaker 8: right now? Dawn sitting up in the hell choke damn 499 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,320 Speaker 8: all that chicken waing sauce on your breast? 500 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,520 Speaker 12: Put up brawl on. 501 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,360 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Thank you, 502 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,680 Speaker 1: the l O. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show 503 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,480 Speaker 1: right after this. 504 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 7: It's a Steve Harbin Martin show man. I don't like 505 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:51,160 Speaker 7: fake shouters at church. That's I don't like people that's 506 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,680 Speaker 7: running laps around the church. Then stop and say excuse me. 507 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,040 Speaker 7: Don't feel a damn thing you in the. 508 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,160 Speaker 1: Spirit running to that wall. 509 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,640 Speaker 12: Get everything God I got playing. 510 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,479 Speaker 1: That's not how that works? 511 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,040 Speaker 7: Coming up right up to. 512 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,600 Speaker 1: Happy Monday. Happy Monday. 513 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 9: When we last left off, Steve, you were saying, wait 514 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 9: till you tell us what Junior did on Friday? 515 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,719 Speaker 1: What happened between you and Junior? 516 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,360 Speaker 12: You don't like me, no, this fool Hill. 517 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 7: Yes, I'm a grown man. Yes, yes, it's things I 518 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:38,480 Speaker 7: don't do. 519 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,280 Speaker 1: Uh huh. 520 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,640 Speaker 7: Small talk is one of them. Okay, all right, I 521 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,360 Speaker 7: don't enjoy it. I don't like it. 522 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:52,320 Speaker 8: It serves no purpose, okay, and especially when it's coming 523 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:57,680 Speaker 8: from a dude, no toleration. 524 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,480 Speaker 7: Because my wife is she small talking about. 525 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,360 Speaker 8: I gotta sit there and listen, uh, Junior, And I 526 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:11,480 Speaker 8: kid you not Shirley caller, Tommy, listen to me. This 527 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 8: fool called me back to back to back fifteen times 528 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:21,720 Speaker 8: for what, Junior? 529 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,680 Speaker 1: It wasn't fifteen. How many times? 530 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,000 Speaker 12: Was it about seventy? 531 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,360 Speaker 1: Junior? That's a lot. 532 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,800 Speaker 8: It was more than seven almost, But I mean back 533 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,360 Speaker 8: to back to back to back to back, just phone 534 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,800 Speaker 8: cause so I'm thinking he butt dilling me, right, uh huh? 535 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,200 Speaker 8: Because I said, what's wrong with this food? So I 536 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:44,160 Speaker 8: picks up the phone. I said, Junior, hang your phone up. 537 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:44,760 Speaker 8: Your butt died? 538 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,720 Speaker 1: Hey man, what takes you so long to ask? 539 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:54,400 Speaker 3: I said, Junior, you've been calling me all the time. Yeah, 540 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:59,280 Speaker 3: oh you ain't seeing it? Ring it Yeah, yeah, that's ring. 541 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:05,600 Speaker 3: But it Friday night, you know, or Junior I had 542 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,880 Speaker 3: to go to work tomorrow. Yeah, Saturday, Junior off. 543 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,600 Speaker 12: But you know what he say? He liked regular stuff. 544 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,840 Speaker 12: But I'm trying to treat him like a regular friend. 545 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,520 Speaker 7: But what what happened? 546 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,320 Speaker 1: I mean, what was he calling you for? What did 547 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,160 Speaker 1: you want to ask? 548 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,680 Speaker 7: You ask? What did you what? 549 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:23,160 Speaker 4: No? 550 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 7: No, no, watch this go ahead? What did he say? 551 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:28,440 Speaker 1: Nothing? 552 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,480 Speaker 7: It was not you just blow him up seven eight 553 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,320 Speaker 7: times or nothing? 554 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,480 Speaker 12: Well, first of all, he's seeing me the boicemail. We 555 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:35,480 Speaker 12: ain't see me the boys mail? 556 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,160 Speaker 1: Oh you saw? 557 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:40,960 Speaker 12: I called all back? What I want gonna do? He 558 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,720 Speaker 12: say he wanted to be regular. I'm trying to choo 559 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,600 Speaker 12: like a regular friend. Hey, I just want to say, hey, 560 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,360 Speaker 12: how you doing tonight? Everything good? What you doing? I 561 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,040 Speaker 12: don't know nothing? 562 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:50,880 Speaker 1: You're checking on him? 563 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,680 Speaker 7: Yeah you know he wasn't sure. I don't need checking on. 564 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,080 Speaker 12: Yeah, but you know, he tells me, I'm on the 565 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,400 Speaker 12: phone with my girl out. What's she saying? 566 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,200 Speaker 8: Hey, don't the hell you talking about I'm talking to 567 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:04,800 Speaker 8: my wife. 568 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:09,080 Speaker 1: What she out the country? This fool steady calling me? 569 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,400 Speaker 1: How's that Margerie doing? What's she talking about? 570 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,560 Speaker 12: What's she a? 571 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:18,360 Speaker 7: Junior? 572 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:18,959 Speaker 4: What you mean? 573 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,040 Speaker 7: What's sheet? Don't worry about what sheet? What you want? 574 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,200 Speaker 12: I get calling? 575 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:23,479 Speaker 4: Man? 576 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,800 Speaker 1: Check on, you said, junior. 577 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:29,240 Speaker 7: You don't need checking on. Wow, you ain't got check 578 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,720 Speaker 7: on me. I'm sick or not? 579 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:32,520 Speaker 12: I ain't like you. 580 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,520 Speaker 7: Yeah, I got mad after Junior. I ain't sick. 581 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,160 Speaker 4: I ain't like you. 582 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,480 Speaker 1: You didn't throw tickle steel back on? 583 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,800 Speaker 7: Well, you know you calling me? You want a small talk. 584 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,520 Speaker 7: I'm gonna try to hurt you. 585 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,680 Speaker 4: I like you. 586 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,880 Speaker 9: Okay, So did you hang up when he said I 587 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,640 Speaker 9: was done, I'm on the phone with my wife. 588 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:53,960 Speaker 1: Question. 589 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:59,920 Speaker 4: She hung up? And you called back? 590 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,680 Speaker 1: Said what he said? You kind of seven times? Yea, 591 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,640 Speaker 1: the first is oh so the seventh you way? 592 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,960 Speaker 8: But what it was more than that, you know how 593 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,359 Speaker 8: your phone rang and stopping and ring back in case 594 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:14,839 Speaker 8: you did head? 595 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,400 Speaker 7: Okay, so that went so, I said, okay, a mister. 596 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,400 Speaker 1: Concerned a pocket butt dial though when you. 597 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,360 Speaker 7: Go over and over? Yeah, yeah, but then you know 598 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,799 Speaker 7: what I thought? Can I be real with y'all? 599 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:29,200 Speaker 4: Yeah. 600 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,360 Speaker 8: I thought maybe Junior, you know, was out, you know, 601 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:39,200 Speaker 8: had littis couple of SIPs, you know, and just wanted 602 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:39,560 Speaker 8: to talk. 603 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,319 Speaker 7: And I don't. I don't like talk people there. 604 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend like that. 605 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 12: He said, hey, man, I'll just be ready. I'm trying 606 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,600 Speaker 12: to treat you like. 607 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,520 Speaker 1: A regular regular. Yeah that's what you would do. 608 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,399 Speaker 8: No, surely he heard me say that earlier in the day. 609 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,880 Speaker 8: I said, I miss sometimes just being regular. 610 00:34:58,960 --> 00:34:59,120 Speaker 4: Man. 611 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:04,040 Speaker 7: Well he thought talking small talk was regular. 612 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,160 Speaker 6: That ain't. 613 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,480 Speaker 7: I don't want be that regular. 614 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,120 Speaker 1: He was like, let me fix it. 615 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,279 Speaker 7: Yeah, so he's gonna fix it that night. 616 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,399 Speaker 3: So he called me repeatedly, back to back to back 617 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,319 Speaker 3: to back to back, and I got to the point 618 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,520 Speaker 3: where I was going, man, food, keep calling me like this. 619 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:23,000 Speaker 7: I'm not picking up, trying to chill. I was trying 620 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,560 Speaker 7: to get at it. 621 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:23,759 Speaker 4: Man. 622 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,800 Speaker 7: I was just you don't block a number you don't know. 623 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:33,040 Speaker 9: But he can't block because like, what if Junior get sicked, 624 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,360 Speaker 9: I mean, if Junior gets sick, the last person to 625 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,239 Speaker 9: call is I know. 626 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,120 Speaker 10: But my thing is this, But what did he like 627 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,640 Speaker 10: to have a regular conversation When I thought that he wanted, 628 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,160 Speaker 10: you know, I was gonna invite him over up my plate. 629 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,960 Speaker 12: Let's do some regular stuff. Stop on bu pull on nothing. 630 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,120 Speaker 12: He ain't coming back. What's wrong with that? 631 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:57,400 Speaker 4: I got? 632 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,080 Speaker 1: He has the really nice child. 633 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,520 Speaker 7: Let's stop all this and here will. 634 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,960 Speaker 8: I can't run the risks of nobody coming out they 635 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:09,560 Speaker 8: dog going. 636 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:15,760 Speaker 9: Oh hell no, Now you can't get much more regular 637 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,520 Speaker 9: than that's regular. 638 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,880 Speaker 1: Be careful what you asked for. Then his wife out 639 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,239 Speaker 1: of town. 640 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,520 Speaker 12: He ain't got nothing't nobody hate with pump. It's Friday night, 641 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:26,200 Speaker 12: nin o'clock. 642 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,359 Speaker 1: Come on through. Yeah, that what I would think. You're 643 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,120 Speaker 1: a good intention junior. 644 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,279 Speaker 8: I like hanging by myself because I'm around people all day. 645 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,360 Speaker 8: So when I get some time, I like me. 646 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,360 Speaker 7: You okay with me? Call me no moment, no smop, 647 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,919 Speaker 7: what you're doing? What I'm doing? You mean what I'm doing. 648 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,160 Speaker 7: I'm resting. 649 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:50,920 Speaker 1: I know that's right. 650 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,560 Speaker 12: It was great though I'm home Friday. 651 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,960 Speaker 1: You're listening Steve hard Morning Show. 652 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,440 Speaker 8: Did you know you can now buy a Hondai on Amazon, 653 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,120 Speaker 8: the same place where you order yoga mats, a toothbrush, 654 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,960 Speaker 8: and pretty much everything else, all from the comfort of 655 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:17,080 Speaker 8: your home, just located nearby dealer pick your color, your options, 656 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,800 Speaker 8: check the price, and with a few dotting of some 657 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,560 Speaker 8: eyes and crossing some tea's, Whaila, your Hondai is ready 658 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,239 Speaker 8: for pick up. 659 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,040 Speaker 2: It's that easy. Visit Honda USA dot com for more details. 660 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:33,480 Speaker 2: Limited availability pick up through participating Hondai dealers and select markets. 661 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,640 Speaker 9: Time now, guys, or another round of would you rather? 662 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,800 Speaker 9: Would you rather be kissed on the lips or kissed 663 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 9: on your neck? During intimacy? 664 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:45,200 Speaker 4: Oh? 665 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:45,680 Speaker 7: That nick? 666 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,480 Speaker 2: I can't handle it. I jumped out the wind. I 667 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,279 Speaker 2: can't handle it at all. I can't handle it. 668 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,440 Speaker 7: I thank you. I just ain't no good on this neck. 669 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,880 Speaker 7: I'm telling you who you want to stop my performance? 670 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,080 Speaker 7: You get on that neck? Done? I can't do nothing 671 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:01,320 Speaker 7: for you. 672 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,880 Speaker 8: Well, I'm the direct opposite. Okay, if you open up 673 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,960 Speaker 8: your mouth start looking me on my neck? You in 674 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:15,719 Speaker 8: for some some With that, I intensersize all efforts. Would 675 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:21,240 Speaker 8: I'm talking about? Man, everything I'm doing, I start doing 676 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:28,360 Speaker 8: hard everything in me, not on my neck. My body 677 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:32,680 Speaker 8: is convulsant and stuff. I'm most of my actions is involuntary. 678 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,920 Speaker 8: At that point, I'd rather not. 679 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:43,080 Speaker 1: Let's keep this party. Would you rather? 680 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,439 Speaker 9: Would you rather be financially satisfied all of the time. 681 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,200 Speaker 9: Would you rather be sexually satisfied? 682 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:55,120 Speaker 8: Hey, hey, yeah, we can buy it. So you got 683 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,000 Speaker 8: enough money, you ain't got to worry about it. It 684 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,560 Speaker 8: feels good sometimes when you just got money, you ain't 685 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:04,520 Speaker 8: got to do nothing. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying 686 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,120 Speaker 8: to right now. I'm going with that money. Man, you're 687 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,759 Speaker 8: financially set all the time on sexually satisfied all the time. 688 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,040 Speaker 4: No. 689 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,719 Speaker 8: No, like Tommy said, you got enough money, you can 690 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,640 Speaker 8: buy whatever you get, sexually satisfied. 691 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,120 Speaker 7: I don't need them both. No, No, with that money, 692 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,239 Speaker 7: that money make me feel like we just finished it, 693 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:29,080 Speaker 7: feel way down all right? 694 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,840 Speaker 9: So would you rather post nude, just completely naked for 695 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:39,080 Speaker 9: a group of artists? Or would you rather wear false lashes? Eyelashes? 696 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,440 Speaker 7: Often put them lashes on so fly? 697 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,400 Speaker 1: I ain't what is wrong naked? 698 00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,120 Speaker 7: Yeah, but I don't know. He's all he knows, surely 699 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,440 Speaker 7: he knows. He don't know. He don't need to be 700 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,840 Speaker 7: naked in fun. I got I got two ASBs. It 701 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,600 Speaker 7: look weird. I ain't got the other folk. 702 00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:00,400 Speaker 8: I don't need to be naked in front nobody, no body? 703 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,600 Speaker 8: What the wife she didn't seen it from all sides, 704 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,440 Speaker 8: and I'm a naked explaining to y'all what's going on. 705 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,760 Speaker 8: And then let's just be real, y'all from the side. 706 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,080 Speaker 8: Do you really want somebody looking at you from the side? 707 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,759 Speaker 8: You know, ford straight on? I'm all right, you know, 708 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,239 Speaker 8: on the scale of one to ten, about seven, you know, 709 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,719 Speaker 8: straight on seven? You know from my age, I'm an 710 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:33,680 Speaker 8: eight and a half, you know, sideways. I can't explain, 711 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:38,880 Speaker 8: that's no, damn I don't really know what's happening. 712 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:44,239 Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you, that's our rounded. Would 713 00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,719 Speaker 1: you rather for it today? Less up? 714 00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:47,800 Speaker 7: It's DJ calling. 715 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,839 Speaker 1: This your boy Chris Broth. Hey, this is Keisha Coles. People, 716 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,080 Speaker 1: this is Kirk Franklin. Hey, this is John Legend. And 717 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,960 Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening 718 00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,840 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time for today's 719 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,760 Speaker 1: comedy Roulette Jay. Let them have it quickly, please. 720 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,359 Speaker 13: We take three subjects, put them on a wheel. Spun 721 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,480 Speaker 13: the wheel where it stop. 722 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,400 Speaker 7: Damn it. We'll make it funny. Watch us, watch us 723 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:12,920 Speaker 7: do this. All right, here we go. 724 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,960 Speaker 9: Today's categories are if you really really don't know what 725 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:22,719 Speaker 9: you're doing, you should never blank all right, Uh huh, 726 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,440 Speaker 9: all right, things you put on ice cream? 727 00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:27,080 Speaker 1: All right? 728 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,640 Speaker 9: And television show you cut off that you really can't stand. 729 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,840 Speaker 9: Television show you cut off that you really can't stand. Okay, 730 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,239 Speaker 9: all right, the wheel. 731 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:47,560 Speaker 7: I want. 732 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,400 Speaker 1: I would landed on. 733 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,040 Speaker 9: You really really don't know what you're doing, you should 734 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,120 Speaker 9: never blank, Jane. 735 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,200 Speaker 13: Here we go comedy Roulette. If you really really don't 736 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,520 Speaker 13: know what you do when, you should never try to 737 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,720 Speaker 13: pierce your own ears. 738 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,040 Speaker 4: Okay. 739 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:12,319 Speaker 7: If you don't, yeah, yeah, j. 740 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,920 Speaker 10: If you really really don't know what you're doing, you 741 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,680 Speaker 10: should never break up fights. 742 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,640 Speaker 6: I'm telling you you don't know. 743 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,440 Speaker 1: You you go in to get asked me. 744 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,640 Speaker 12: I'm telling I've seen this happen. 745 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,120 Speaker 6: Get your hands off him. Okay. 746 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,800 Speaker 2: If you really don't know what you're doing, you should 747 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,280 Speaker 2: really not try to put magic shave. 748 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:41,080 Speaker 7: On your bald head. Oh my god, I what you 749 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:41,920 Speaker 7: looking like? 750 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:42,399 Speaker 4: Oh? 751 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:47,520 Speaker 8: If you don't know what you're doing, If you really 752 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,239 Speaker 8: really don't know what you're doing, you should never tell 753 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,920 Speaker 8: a new woman what you're about to do to her 754 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,160 Speaker 8: when y'all get home. 755 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:11,120 Speaker 13: If we get to the house, yeah yeah, I don't 756 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:19,879 Speaker 13: brag before I have scream. And if you really really 757 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:25,240 Speaker 13: really don't know what you're doing. You cannot check yourself 758 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:32,480 Speaker 13: for him, Royd, you can't do that. Don't get an Okay, 759 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,080 Speaker 13: if you don't know what you're doing. 760 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,160 Speaker 4: Here you go. 761 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,360 Speaker 10: If you really really don't know what you're doing, you 762 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,520 Speaker 10: should never make potato salad. 763 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,000 Speaker 12: I'm telling you to say something you never. 764 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,680 Speaker 1: I think I got it. No, you need to know 765 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:48,520 Speaker 1: what you're doing. 766 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,120 Speaker 12: You're making potato salad, don't don't don't. 767 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,200 Speaker 2: Think of if you don't know what you're doing, if 768 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,600 Speaker 2: you don't know, if you don't know what you're doing, 769 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,839 Speaker 2: if you really don't know what you're doing, I mean, 770 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Speaker 2: really really don't know what you're doing, don't tell the kids. 771 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,080 Speaker 7: You finna go up there and get the ball out 772 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:03,480 Speaker 7: the tree. 773 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:09,120 Speaker 2: Don't tell them your going to the hospital. 774 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:17,359 Speaker 8: Indeed, if you really really don't know what you're doing, 775 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,560 Speaker 8: you ought to never tell nobody. 776 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,800 Speaker 7: Your ass can cook. 777 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,359 Speaker 13: Don't put that out and said, all right, all right, 778 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,520 Speaker 13: all right, we're doing comedy roulette. And if you really 779 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,680 Speaker 13: really don't know what you're doing, if you don't know 780 00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,600 Speaker 13: what you're doing, don't you try to put that seventy 781 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:42,160 Speaker 13: inch TV on your wall. Okay, If you don't know 782 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,560 Speaker 13: what the hell you're doing? All right, kind of stood 783 00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:48,600 Speaker 13: or nothing here? 784 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,759 Speaker 10: If you really really don't know what you're doing, I mean, 785 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,520 Speaker 10: you really don't know what you're doing. Don't you ever 786 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:59,279 Speaker 10: start a fire? I swear to God, I said, if 787 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,840 Speaker 10: you don't know what you doing. 788 00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:05,560 Speaker 2: If you really really don't know what you're doing, please 789 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,600 Speaker 2: don't try to siphon some gas out of a car. 790 00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:09,000 Speaker 6: Please. 791 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:22,239 Speaker 8: That's the worst thing you'll ask. Kenny, you really really 792 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,399 Speaker 8: don't know what you're doing. Don't you ever decorate your 793 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,480 Speaker 8: own apartment at I kill. 794 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:31,680 Speaker 12: Together. 795 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:37,040 Speaker 1: That's comedy room guys stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 796 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,680 Speaker 1: Right after this, Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This is 797 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,560 Speaker 1: Spike Lee. Hey, this is Mary J. Blood. 798 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:42,799 Speaker 4: Yo. 799 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,080 Speaker 7: This is Steven A. Smith. 800 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,200 Speaker 1: Hey, this is Shaka Kahan. 801 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,080 Speaker 7: You have no idea what it is. 802 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,520 Speaker 1: This is Carlos Miller. And this may or may not 803 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,440 Speaker 1: be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the 804 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:56,040 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of 805 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:56,439 Speaker 1: the hour. 806 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,360 Speaker 9: Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, 807 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:04,359 Speaker 9: the subject my husband found the wrong gift. We'll get 808 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,000 Speaker 9: into that. Yeah, just a little bit, and it is 809 00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,840 Speaker 9: just what you're thinking. But right now the nephew is 810 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,480 Speaker 9: here with today's frank phone call. 811 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,239 Speaker 1: What you got for us? 812 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:12,480 Speaker 4: Now? 813 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,279 Speaker 2: Well, you remember we used to have, you know, back 814 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,080 Speaker 2: in the there it used to be calendars with the 815 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,080 Speaker 2: honks on it, you know, the fireman on it. 816 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:19,640 Speaker 7: You remember that? 817 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,399 Speaker 4: Remember that? Yeah? 818 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,640 Speaker 2: And of course you know me and we always had 819 00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,320 Speaker 2: this centerfold. We always had the great calendar with the 820 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,360 Speaker 2: beautiful ladies on it. Yeah, okay, well you know we're gonna. 821 00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:32,880 Speaker 9: Do you do a calendar? Sure, the calendar. 822 00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,279 Speaker 2: No, he ain't doing no calendar. I don't think he 823 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,440 Speaker 2: might have done an hour. He might have done an hour. 824 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:39,399 Speaker 2: He ain't done no mont. 825 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,360 Speaker 1: No hotties, remember my hotties. 826 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:49,080 Speaker 2: There you go. But this right here is church calendar. Somebody, 827 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,680 Speaker 2: if you would turn it to your neighbor and say 828 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:55,960 Speaker 2: church calender, church calendar, won't he do it? Let's go 829 00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,520 Speaker 2: church calendar? Here we go. 830 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,120 Speaker 4: Hell, Hell, I'm trying to reach to Allison. Allison. 831 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:02,920 Speaker 5: Allison, she's not here, man. 832 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,120 Speaker 4: She had work as she's speaking. Hey, this is this 833 00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:09,440 Speaker 4: is brother Lester, brother lefty. How you doing today? All right? Lester? 834 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,799 Speaker 4: Brother Lester right from the church. 835 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,400 Speaker 5: Okay, okay, over. 836 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,239 Speaker 4: My right, right right right? You a husband right with Jared? 837 00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,160 Speaker 4: I'm sure? Yeah? This is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay, I 838 00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:20,920 Speaker 4: met you a couple of times, jerreed, we aene seen. 839 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,600 Speaker 5: You in a minute though. Man, I been working on 840 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,279 Speaker 5: Sunday and I said it. I was gonna try to 841 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,759 Speaker 5: make it, but I told her, you know, I want 842 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,800 Speaker 5: to get involved. You know this year it's gonna be 843 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,160 Speaker 5: a better year. I'm gonna get involved. 844 00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,400 Speaker 4: Man. Well, come on down, man. We love to have you, 845 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,359 Speaker 4: that's for sure. Man. Can I give you a number 846 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,520 Speaker 4: when she can call me back? Well? Okay, yeah, sure? 847 00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,239 Speaker 4: Is this about you know less? Send us something? What's 848 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,560 Speaker 4: going on? Actually the single ministry? Man, I'm over the 849 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,720 Speaker 4: single ministry and we're raising some money. So we're actually 850 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,399 Speaker 4: putting together a calendar and we wanted her to give 851 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,600 Speaker 4: us a call about it. Okay, so let let me 852 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:52,839 Speaker 4: get let me give my number real quick. 853 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,960 Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Okay, you said a calendar. So the 854 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,120 Speaker 5: church is doing the calendar. 855 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,480 Speaker 4: But is it like the. 856 00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,520 Speaker 5: Couples like we come in, like how it'd always be 857 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,480 Speaker 5: like the couple was coming in. 858 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,480 Speaker 4: And be like this is mister and Missison. I mean 859 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,440 Speaker 4: a calendar. No, no, no, what we're doing. See, a 860 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,200 Speaker 4: lot of the guys got together. What we're gonna do 861 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:11,080 Speaker 4: is a mount swimsuit calendar, and we're gonna were trying 862 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,080 Speaker 4: to put that together. Man, So let me give you 863 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,800 Speaker 4: my number, man, because I want to call all the 864 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,520 Speaker 4: guys were saying, if she get on the calendar, he'll 865 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:18,680 Speaker 4: probably get solid. You know. 866 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,759 Speaker 5: Wait a minute, wait a minute, world, who woar war 867 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,439 Speaker 5: Let's slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay, 868 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,719 Speaker 5: a calendar, a swimsuit calendar for a single ministry at 869 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,160 Speaker 5: the church. 870 00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,920 Speaker 4: What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the first church 871 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,800 Speaker 4: to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar. Do you 872 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:37,439 Speaker 4: see what I'm saying? 873 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,400 Speaker 5: No, wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute. 874 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,480 Speaker 5: You call it for us my wife to be in it. 875 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,480 Speaker 5: And you sure you got the right number because where there? 876 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,120 Speaker 4: I mean? Because your wife is Alison? 877 00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:48,359 Speaker 8: Right? 878 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,880 Speaker 5: Yes, my wife is Alison. And first of all, did 879 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,040 Speaker 5: what's this man about? All the guys y'all got together, 880 00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,640 Speaker 5: y'all go about Okay, I'm trying to take this slow man. 881 00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,160 Speaker 5: Oh God, hold my tongue right now, because I'm uh, 882 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,239 Speaker 5: I don't understand where you're going with this. 883 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,440 Speaker 4: And listen, we're gonna get sister Gidgery. She gonna be 884 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,480 Speaker 4: Miss March June is like pretty much in the middle 885 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,520 Speaker 4: of the year. We want your wife to be the 886 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,440 Speaker 4: big centerphold. 887 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,560 Speaker 5: Please please tell me you're not tired at my house 888 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,400 Speaker 5: this morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar, 889 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,600 Speaker 5: a swim through calendar. But dead on top of that, 890 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,640 Speaker 5: y'all all got together and y'all voting that y'all want 891 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,720 Speaker 5: my wife to be in a swim to calendar. 892 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,160 Speaker 4: Faye Church. Okay, Well what wait, manute, I mean, look 893 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,719 Speaker 4: at this on the positive side, man, what this is? See, 894 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,120 Speaker 4: like I said, we raising money for the Singles Ministry 895 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,600 Speaker 4: and the single Ministry and get ready to go on 896 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,239 Speaker 4: a big trip. 897 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,080 Speaker 5: But I won't do it the singles ministry. She's knowing 898 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:41,880 Speaker 5: it made. 899 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,680 Speaker 4: I don't want people ministry. 900 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,200 Speaker 5: Why you telling talking about my wife busy something like this? 901 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,520 Speaker 5: You hold um ooh Jesus kept me. 902 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:53,400 Speaker 4: Hey man, you you should feel honored man that your wife. 903 00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,480 Speaker 5: Is looking at my wife like that. 904 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:55,920 Speaker 4: Man. 905 00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,399 Speaker 5: Were coming in there and we try to get help 906 00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,920 Speaker 5: and we try to do it. Y'all looking at my 907 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,759 Speaker 5: white time about y'all want my wife to be in 908 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,520 Speaker 5: a swim suit countest? Man, do you understand what that is? 909 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:04,719 Speaker 4: Man? 910 00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,160 Speaker 5: They ain't number some pennies? Man, So y'all good at 911 00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:08,799 Speaker 5: my wife time? Y'all want my wife to the hel 912 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:09,799 Speaker 5: up pennies saying? 913 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,000 Speaker 4: What you gotta understand, Chero this right him mean is 914 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,160 Speaker 4: for the single ministry, which we got a big trip 915 00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,399 Speaker 4: coming up, so we raising money. Fuck? What do y'all doing? Man? 916 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,880 Speaker 5: It's not something you do at the church. Man. You 917 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,200 Speaker 5: have car washes mad without no no, really, we watched 918 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,840 Speaker 5: cars man, y'all talking about Canada? Man? What are you 919 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:26,360 Speaker 5: doing it? 920 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:26,600 Speaker 9: Man? 921 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,759 Speaker 4: What type of church is this? Turning two? 922 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:29,080 Speaker 5: Man? 923 00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,200 Speaker 4: See Joe that the difference he is on this whole thing? Man, 924 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,920 Speaker 4: don't be upset about it? What it is that? Man? 925 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,800 Speaker 4: We done found something that ain't no other church done before. 926 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:37,759 Speaker 4: You see what I'm saying. 927 00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:41,040 Speaker 5: The reason ain't no other church done this? Because this 928 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,000 Speaker 5: is wrong? Man? What committee got to get on something 929 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:44,360 Speaker 5: like this? 930 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:44,759 Speaker 2: Man? 931 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:48,040 Speaker 4: What is wrong with you? Hey dog, you gotta understand listen. 932 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,280 Speaker 4: We got sister Gigrit, we got sister Vickie. 933 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,560 Speaker 5: Okay, whether when you said that they gonna find out 934 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,360 Speaker 5: on it. You got these women in the church and 935 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,440 Speaker 5: that they gonna put on swim suits. 936 00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,080 Speaker 4: Well, well, what I'm saying, we got them on our list. 937 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,120 Speaker 4: We got them on our list. 938 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,840 Speaker 5: Because I'm saying, ain't nobody getting with you? 939 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:02,200 Speaker 7: Man? 940 00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:03,040 Speaker 5: What is wrong with you? 941 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,920 Speaker 4: Man? Hey? Man, lit'ten just to help us get started? 942 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,960 Speaker 4: Do you have a picture of sister Allison in a swimsuit? 943 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,840 Speaker 5: Look, man, I ain't giving you to my wife with 944 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:12,719 Speaker 5: no swimsuit. 945 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,719 Speaker 4: Man, No, this is just something we're trying to do 946 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,120 Speaker 4: for the ministry. Dude, you know what, are you at 947 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,839 Speaker 4: the church and you work at the church full time 948 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,200 Speaker 4: part time? I'm at the church. 949 00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:21,799 Speaker 5: Okay, are you there there? 950 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,800 Speaker 4: No, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be 951 00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,800 Speaker 4: there for clours later on in this evening. 952 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,160 Speaker 5: Okay, what time do colid? 953 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:31,080 Speaker 4: Rehearsal star left seven o'clock? But while you what's left 954 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,320 Speaker 4: to what I want you to do is for me 955 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,319 Speaker 4: before you go to rehearsal, can you just be right 956 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,160 Speaker 4: in the front right quick. I just want to we 957 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,600 Speaker 4: need to meet personally right quick, blessing me and you. 958 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,160 Speaker 4: So I'm gonna come to the rehearsal and. 959 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,040 Speaker 5: Then Let's talk about this face to face, because this 960 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,919 Speaker 5: over the phone and out and this is not worth 961 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,800 Speaker 5: it right now, and I need to meet the person 962 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:52,040 Speaker 5: that's called in my howl talking about my wife doing 963 00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:55,400 Speaker 5: all the citiotic type. So let's meet make in the 964 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:59,160 Speaker 5: front brother before you go to I got something for 965 00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,600 Speaker 5: you to sing game about. So meet me in the 966 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,440 Speaker 5: front man, please before we go in, Lester, because we 967 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,160 Speaker 5: ain't gonna talk about this no more over the phone. 968 00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:09,560 Speaker 5: Let's talk about this in person. 969 00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,160 Speaker 4: Okay, first, I mean you gotta calm down, man, I 970 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,239 Speaker 4: don't even understand why you ou ry like you know what. 971 00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna come down Lester. 972 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:17,640 Speaker 4: Seven. 973 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,680 Speaker 5: So it started at seven, let's do six fifty five, Lefter. 974 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,440 Speaker 5: I think this is gonna work for us. This is 975 00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,320 Speaker 5: gonna help your calender get out the way that you 976 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,200 Speaker 5: really really needed to get out. Man, I got something 977 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:33,319 Speaker 5: for you that's gonna help this calls. Please be outside 978 00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,880 Speaker 5: at six fifty five. Please don't go on there. 979 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,680 Speaker 4: I'm gonna be outside. Can you bring a picture with you? 980 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,960 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got 981 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,160 Speaker 5: a nice picture for you. 982 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,160 Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Me and Tommy will be outside 983 00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,160 Speaker 4: waiting on you when you get there, you're in Who 984 00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,919 Speaker 4: Me and nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. 985 00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,239 Speaker 4: We're gonna be right outside in front of the church. 986 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,920 Speaker 5: Oh man, did this? 987 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:02,000 Speaker 4: Man? Hey? Man, you're brother Jason told me the prank 988 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,840 Speaker 4: phone call you man? God Man? You know you know 989 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,319 Speaker 4: he said, tell him. I said, if that food came 990 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,480 Speaker 4: to church more often, he would know that this was 991 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:15,240 Speaker 4: a prank phone. Oh Dad, I'm glad it is. Mann. 992 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,040 Speaker 5: You just imagine how to draw up to that church 993 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,520 Speaker 5: at the food man, I. 994 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,480 Speaker 4: Got I gotta ask you this man, what is the 995 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:26,480 Speaker 4: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land? 996 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,120 Speaker 5: Man, the Steve Harmy Morning Show? 997 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:38,719 Speaker 4: Many what y'all think? 998 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,880 Speaker 1: I love him? What time is choir practice? 999 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:42,640 Speaker 4: Yes? 1000 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:43,280 Speaker 1: Or Lester? 1001 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,040 Speaker 7: Can you get that six fifty five? I did need 1002 00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:50,440 Speaker 7: five minutes of your time, that's all. 1003 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,959 Speaker 1: I in the front, right in the front. 1004 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,759 Speaker 2: Don't make me do like that man in that video 1005 00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,680 Speaker 2: we saw a couple of weeks ago. Remember that man 1006 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,200 Speaker 2: came around the front of the pier and hit that 1007 00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:02,479 Speaker 2: and punched that man in the face. 1008 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,960 Speaker 7: Yeah, it's third. 1009 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:13,600 Speaker 2: That was too much, Marcus, Marcus, I got stupid all 1010 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,080 Speaker 2: lined up for you stupid this weekend. 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I Dodnet got classic now, 1023 00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,080 Speaker 2: y'allo when they book you'll Easter weekend and you in 1024 00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,160 Speaker 2: the evening with a few time you didn't got classes. 1025 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,880 Speaker 7: Yeah it's sex and nine sexy. 1026 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,839 Speaker 1: All right, thank you, ne you coming up next. 1027 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,120 Speaker 9: Strawberry letter subject my husband found the wrong gift. We'll 1028 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,520 Speaker 9: get into it right after this. 1029 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,839 Speaker 7: Hey, look, you can't let the urge to sing your 1030 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,680 Speaker 7: favorite songs. 1031 00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:21,280 Speaker 8: While you're driving, distract you from that trunk drifting toward 1032 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:26,279 Speaker 8: your lane or that lane splitting biker creeping up beside you. 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It is Proulberry. 1049 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:16,239 Speaker 4: Let thank you. 1050 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:20,160 Speaker 1: Nephew's subject My husband found the wrong gift. 1051 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,680 Speaker 9: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married to an interesting man 1052 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,440 Speaker 9: for nineteen years and we have a daughter that's a 1053 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,920 Speaker 9: freshman in college. He works two jobs by choice because 1054 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,120 Speaker 9: he gives my daughter any and everything she asks for. 1055 00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:37,960 Speaker 9: He stops spoiling me years ago, and I'm jealous. Since 1056 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,200 Speaker 9: he works a lot, I have plenty of time alone. 1057 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,640 Speaker 9: It's true that an idle mind is the devil's workshop. 1058 00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:47,000 Speaker 9: And out of sheer boredom, I started flirting with an 1059 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,839 Speaker 9: old acquaintance on Facebook. He knows I'm married and he's 1060 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,879 Speaker 9: married too, so we both are bored and wanted someone 1061 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,520 Speaker 9: else to talk to. He asked me where I worked, 1062 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,839 Speaker 9: and I told him, but I didn't mention that I'm 1063 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:02,560 Speaker 9: working remotely right now now. This past Friday, he dropped 1064 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:05,360 Speaker 9: a small red box off at my office, and the 1065 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,960 Speaker 9: receptionist called me to come pick it up. She said, quote, 1066 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,800 Speaker 9: a man that's not your husband dropped off something for 1067 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,680 Speaker 9: you that was nothing butt shade. But I went right 1068 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,520 Speaker 9: up to my office and got my gift. The box 1069 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,840 Speaker 9: contained some small red lingerie and one hundred dollars cash 1070 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,200 Speaker 9: with a sweet card. When I got home, I slid 1071 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,040 Speaker 9: the box under my bed. When my husband came home, 1072 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,080 Speaker 9: I was in bed. He was getting undressed and He 1073 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:35,800 Speaker 9: took his wedding band off and it rolled under the bed. 1074 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,000 Speaker 9: He saw the box and looked at me, smiling. He 1075 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,680 Speaker 9: opened it and started getting giddy. He thought it was 1076 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,440 Speaker 9: his Valentine's present. So I had to play it off 1077 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,160 Speaker 9: and put the lingerie on. It was way too small 1078 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:51,040 Speaker 9: for me, and it almost cut my circulation off. I 1079 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,560 Speaker 9: couldn't wait for him to rip it off. I had 1080 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,760 Speaker 9: to go through two rounds of bad sex, but he 1081 00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,840 Speaker 9: was so happy. I want my hundred dollars back, and 1082 00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,840 Speaker 9: I want to tell him another man gave me that 1083 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,240 Speaker 9: gift because he sent our daughter flowers for Valentine's and 1084 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,960 Speaker 9: he didn't give me any. Should I tell him just 1085 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:10,880 Speaker 9: to make him jealous. No, you should not, and especially 1086 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:14,360 Speaker 9: you shouldn't be jealous of your daughter. I mean, you know, 1087 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:17,040 Speaker 9: making him think that the gift was for him was 1088 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:20,120 Speaker 9: the only option you had at the time, because that 1089 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,560 Speaker 9: could have gotten really ugly, but not as ugly as 1090 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,520 Speaker 9: it already is. I mean, I'm surprised you're still sleeping 1091 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,360 Speaker 9: with him. You have so much, so many complaints about him. 1092 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,640 Speaker 9: You stayed in there for not one, but two rounds 1093 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,160 Speaker 9: of bad sex. You say so, so, how long are 1094 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,720 Speaker 9: you going to put up with that. You got nothing 1095 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,280 Speaker 9: for Valentine's Day, but he got the money, the sexy undies, 1096 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:44,080 Speaker 9: and he got sex with you twice. You said he 1097 00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,160 Speaker 9: stopped spoiling you years ago. You did not tell us 1098 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,240 Speaker 9: why why did that stop? I mean other than he's 1099 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:54,800 Speaker 9: working two jobs. Now you're thinking it's to spoil your daughter, 1100 00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:55,840 Speaker 9: and you're. 1101 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,320 Speaker 1: Jealous of that. He's not married to his daughter. 1102 00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,000 Speaker 9: He's married to you, and and the idea that you're 1103 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,960 Speaker 9: no longer number one in his life should be unacceptable 1104 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,800 Speaker 9: to you. You left a lot out in this letter. 1105 00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,600 Speaker 9: You guys have grown very far apart. Now you're thinking 1106 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:14,160 Speaker 9: about cheating with someone from your past that you met 1107 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,760 Speaker 9: off Facebook. I mean, that's not going to solve your 1108 00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:20,800 Speaker 9: marital issues. You're looking for attention. Your husband sounds coolest 1109 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,760 Speaker 9: to your needs as far as that's concerned, and that 1110 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,480 Speaker 9: has to change because your marriage is already in trouble 1111 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,800 Speaker 9: you're thinking about. I know you say you want someone 1112 00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,240 Speaker 9: to talk to, but that's how it starts. Okay, that 1113 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,800 Speaker 9: is how it starts. Those thoughts become actions. If you 1114 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:38,439 Speaker 9: still want your marriage to work, I think you guys 1115 00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:41,120 Speaker 9: need to get in some sort of marriage, counseling or 1116 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,640 Speaker 9: therapy right away. 1117 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:44,200 Speaker 1: Asaf see. 1118 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:52,560 Speaker 8: Shirley absolutely brilliant answer. I agree one hundred percent with 1119 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,280 Speaker 8: every single thing you said well said, which leaves me 1120 00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:01,280 Speaker 8: nowhere to go in this letter except tod and find 1121 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:07,760 Speaker 8: uh little gems of ignorance that may be typed in 1122 01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:11,480 Speaker 8: this letter, some swear. So come on with me as 1123 01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:14,160 Speaker 8: I take you through the mind of the person who 1124 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:18,960 Speaker 8: writes a letter like this. Even the subject my husband 1125 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:23,680 Speaker 8: found the wrong gift, even the way he found it 1126 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,960 Speaker 8: was just, oh my goodness. 1127 01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,520 Speaker 7: Uh where you hear the gift? 1128 01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:28,800 Speaker 4: Was? 1129 01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,240 Speaker 7: Oh my goodness? How you hire a gift under a 1130 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:32,840 Speaker 7: damn ben? 1131 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,120 Speaker 4: Who do that? What is he? 1132 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:35,560 Speaker 1: Faue? 1133 01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:37,000 Speaker 4: What is he? 1134 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:40,800 Speaker 7: Folk? He don't go into the bed? How who hides 1135 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:42,480 Speaker 7: the gift? Who do that? 1136 01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:46,880 Speaker 8: Anyway, You've been married to an interesting man nineteen years old, 1137 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,520 Speaker 8: got a daughter's freshman in college. He works two jobs 1138 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:53,120 Speaker 8: by choice because he gives my daughter any and everything 1139 01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:58,360 Speaker 8: she asks for. So now the rest of the letter 1140 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,480 Speaker 8: is to penalize the man and for being a great father. 1141 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,960 Speaker 7: But there's more to it. 1142 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:08,400 Speaker 8: As Shirley said, he stopped spoiling me years ago, and 1143 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:14,640 Speaker 8: I'm jealous something happened years ago that you're not putting 1144 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:19,400 Speaker 8: in this letter. Demand just stopped? And did he turn 1145 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:23,880 Speaker 8: his attention to someone who was more appreciative. Did someone 1146 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:27,480 Speaker 8: starts saying, thank you, daddy, while you're wonderful. Did somebody 1147 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,640 Speaker 8: go you're the best dad any girl could ever have. 1148 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,040 Speaker 8: Did you stop saying you were the best husband, thank 1149 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,720 Speaker 8: you for all of your hard work. No, you're just 1150 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:41,360 Speaker 8: married to an interesting man. Then, as you said, since 1151 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,720 Speaker 8: he works a lot, you've got plenty of time alone. 1152 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,800 Speaker 7: And now here we go. An idle mind is. 1153 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:49,440 Speaker 8: The devil's workshop, and out of sheer bought him. I 1154 01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:53,040 Speaker 8: started flirting with an old acquaintance on Facebook. You do 1155 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,840 Speaker 8: understand that this entire letter is really looking like your 1156 01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:01,880 Speaker 8: fault because your husband working two jobs and spoiling your daughter, 1157 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,960 Speaker 8: showing her how a man should treat her, giving her 1158 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,760 Speaker 8: an example of what love looks like from the eyes 1159 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:12,640 Speaker 8: of a daughter through watching her father, and you taking 1160 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:15,640 Speaker 8: it as he stops spoiling me. I'm jealous, I'm bored. 1161 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:21,520 Speaker 8: I'm flirting on Facebook. Facebook then ended a lot of marriages. 1162 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,720 Speaker 8: Get ready for yours to. 1163 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:24,480 Speaker 7: Be gone too. 1164 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,680 Speaker 9: Just hold that thought right now, we got to take 1165 01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,320 Speaker 9: a break right here. We'll have part two of your 1166 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,560 Speaker 9: response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. 1167 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,640 Speaker 9: Today's Strawberry Letter subjects I know you just got into it. 1168 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:40,240 Speaker 9: Today's Strawberry Letter, My husband found the wrong gift. We'll 1169 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:45,240 Speaker 9: get right back to it right after this. Hey, this 1170 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,560 Speaker 9: is your girl Shirley's Strawberry. 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The subject 1180 01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,080 Speaker 9: my husband found the wrong gift. 1181 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,720 Speaker 7: Everything about this letter's crazy. 1182 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,120 Speaker 8: This woman is married to what she claims as an 1183 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,880 Speaker 8: interesting man who has a freshman daughter in college. 1184 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:39,480 Speaker 7: To both of them, he's spoiling her. He's got two jobs. 1185 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,160 Speaker 8: She says, to give the daughter in and everything she 1186 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:47,960 Speaker 8: has for he stops spoiling me years ago, and I'm jealous. Well, 1187 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,640 Speaker 8: then she says, since he works a lot, she got 1188 01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,040 Speaker 8: plenty of time by herself. And then she says that 1189 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,920 Speaker 8: it's true that an idle mind is the devil's playground. 1190 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:59,920 Speaker 8: So she started flirting with an old acquaintance on Facebook. 1191 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,160 Speaker 8: Facebooked and ended a lot of marriages, and this is 1192 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:07,360 Speaker 8: fit to be another one. He knows I'm married and 1193 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,760 Speaker 8: he's married too, so we both are bored and wanted 1194 01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:17,960 Speaker 8: someone else to talk to. Lady, everything you're saying is 1195 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:22,200 Speaker 8: like somebody going so what, because you know all you 1196 01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,240 Speaker 8: doing is justifying the dirt that you've done. 1197 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,480 Speaker 7: Oh, this is a letter field with justification. 1198 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:30,240 Speaker 8: Uh. 1199 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,280 Speaker 7: He asked me where I worked, and I told him. Now, 1200 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,200 Speaker 7: let me tell you something. 1201 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:37,640 Speaker 8: This has been going on for a while now because 1202 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,400 Speaker 8: you jumped from they want somebody else to talk to to. 1203 01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:42,880 Speaker 8: He asked me where I worked, and I told it, 1204 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,800 Speaker 8: but I didn't mention that I'm working remotely right now. 1205 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:51,640 Speaker 8: So on this past Friday, he dropped a small box 1206 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:56,160 Speaker 8: office excuse me, he dropped a small red box off 1207 01:04:56,320 --> 01:05:00,480 Speaker 8: at her office, and the receptions called me to pick 1208 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,680 Speaker 8: it up, and she said, a man that's not your 1209 01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:06,920 Speaker 8: husband dropped off something for you that was nothing but 1210 01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:08,280 Speaker 8: shade what you want. 1211 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:13,760 Speaker 7: Ladies say that ain't the lady ain't being messy or shady. 1212 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,120 Speaker 12: This is a fact. 1213 01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:20,439 Speaker 8: A man dropped a red box off up here where 1214 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:24,960 Speaker 8: you don't work at no more. And it wasn't your husband. 1215 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,520 Speaker 8: But I went right up to my office and got 1216 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:34,360 Speaker 8: my gift. That'll show my husband buying this girl all 1217 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:40,880 Speaker 8: this stuff. That girl is your daughter, damn, so now 1218 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,800 Speaker 8: I show her. I went right on up there to 1219 01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:48,560 Speaker 8: get my gift. The box contained some small red lingerie 1220 01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:50,520 Speaker 8: and one hundred dollars cash. 1221 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:51,680 Speaker 7: I'll be dead. 1222 01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:57,280 Speaker 8: That's all it takes, right, the thought that I didn't 1223 01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:00,400 Speaker 8: put into all these gifts over the years without wife, 1224 01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:05,200 Speaker 8: all of the stuff ID spent money on. 1225 01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:10,760 Speaker 7: All I really had to do was get a little bitty. 1226 01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:14,400 Speaker 8: Red pair laundry rate, cut her blood off, and put 1227 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:15,880 Speaker 8: one hundred dollars in the box. 1228 01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:21,120 Speaker 7: Tell me, boy, that's it. When you married, and you 1229 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,760 Speaker 7: know she married, all you need. 1230 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,720 Speaker 8: Is a small ass box with one hundred dollars in 1231 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:30,280 Speaker 8: the man, get out of here and then she said 1232 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:35,280 Speaker 8: with a sweet card. You just you easy, you easy, 1233 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,560 Speaker 8: You get excited about little or nothing because you want to. 1234 01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:43,560 Speaker 8: When I got home, I slid the box under my bed. 1235 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,640 Speaker 8: Excuse me, you slid the box under y'all's bed. 1236 01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:52,680 Speaker 7: Tick o the good part. When my husband came home, 1237 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:53,640 Speaker 7: I was in bed. 1238 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:56,240 Speaker 8: He was getting undressed, and he took his wedding bead 1239 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,200 Speaker 8: off and it rolled under the bed. 1240 01:06:58,360 --> 01:06:59,160 Speaker 7: I bean't do you. 1241 01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:03,520 Speaker 8: Ain't that how you get busted always on some dumb store. 1242 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:07,720 Speaker 8: He took the wedding band off and it just so 1243 01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:10,959 Speaker 8: had clicking, It hit the float and rolled under the bed. 1244 01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:17,440 Speaker 8: When my husband then he saw the box and looked 1245 01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:22,120 Speaker 8: at me smiling. He opened it and started getting giddy 1246 01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:25,560 Speaker 8: because he thought it was his Valentine's President. Well, I 1247 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,520 Speaker 8: don't know how that is, because fellas what least him? 1248 01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:32,000 Speaker 8: You got a president on Valentine? How that I ain't got. 1249 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:37,040 Speaker 8: I ain't never expected nothing. I'll be damn so dang. 1250 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,160 Speaker 8: How old is he here? In his eighties or something? 1251 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,040 Speaker 8: When the hell did we started getting Valentine's Day? Guess anyway? 1252 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:43,640 Speaker 2: Uh? 1253 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:44,240 Speaker 4: It was. 1254 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:47,360 Speaker 8: I had to play it off and put the lingerie on. 1255 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,640 Speaker 8: It was way too small for me and it almost 1256 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,200 Speaker 8: cut my circulation off. I couldn't wait for him to 1257 01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:56,960 Speaker 8: rip it off. I had to go through two rounds 1258 01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,280 Speaker 8: of bad sex, but he was so happy. I want 1259 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:04,160 Speaker 8: my hundred dollars back, and I want to tell him 1260 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:08,560 Speaker 8: another man gave me that gift because he sent our 1261 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:13,680 Speaker 8: daughter flowers for Valentine's and he didn't give me any. Now, 1262 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:19,439 Speaker 8: the dumbest line in this whole letter is you want 1263 01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:20,839 Speaker 8: to tell your husband. 1264 01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:24,240 Speaker 7: Let me understand this, okay. 1265 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:29,599 Speaker 8: That another man gave you that gift because your husband 1266 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,439 Speaker 8: sent your daughter flowers for Valentine's Day and didn't give 1267 01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:37,200 Speaker 8: you any. So your snapback for that is I'm gonna 1268 01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:41,280 Speaker 8: tell him that another man sent this red box up 1269 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:43,680 Speaker 8: to my job. I went up there and picked it up. 1270 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,560 Speaker 8: Is too small for me, but I put it on 1271 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,720 Speaker 8: just to deceive you. You ripped it off and you 1272 01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,400 Speaker 8: took my hundred dollars. I want my one hundred dollars back. 1273 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:55,240 Speaker 8: Should I tell him just to make him jealous, Lady, 1274 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,320 Speaker 8: this ain't finna make him jealous. 1275 01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,240 Speaker 7: This wind to cause a whole lot. I don't think jealousy. 1276 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,559 Speaker 8: Gonna be your least of words in the police report, 1277 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:07,439 Speaker 8: and y'all fill it out jealousy. It's gonna be other 1278 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:12,800 Speaker 8: things in the police report like assault and battery, oh wow, 1279 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:17,360 Speaker 8: and receive and stolen property. Oh, it's gonna be a 1280 01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:20,519 Speaker 8: lot of stuff in this police report, but jealousy won't 1281 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:23,360 Speaker 8: be in there. That's the dumbest thing you could do. 1282 01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:25,840 Speaker 7: Lord, have mercy. 1283 01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:28,679 Speaker 1: Post your comments, thank you, Steve Boscher Comments. 1284 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:31,559 Speaker 9: Then Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram 1285 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:35,120 Speaker 9: and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. 1286 01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,840 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 1287 01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:41,120 Speaker 7: All right, let's go. Come on, Shirley, what you got. 1288 01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:42,760 Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but I love 1289 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:45,080 Speaker 1: my job. We have a great time at work every day. 1290 01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:46,960 Speaker 9: Well, if you're a business owner and you want to 1291 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:50,360 Speaker 9: hire experienced employees who love what they do too, where 1292 01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:53,160 Speaker 9: do you find them? Could be a question you had. 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Tommy started 1303 01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,680 Speaker 1: off my son, my oldest son. 1304 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,880 Speaker 2: When he was younger. He wanted to go to PG 1305 01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:30,960 Speaker 2: thirteen movies. Okay, okay, he wanted to go to PG 1306 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,639 Speaker 2: thirteen movies. And I would be like, I always knew 1307 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,519 Speaker 2: it was gonna be something that he didn't need to see. 1308 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:36,320 Speaker 1: Uh huh. 1309 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:39,200 Speaker 2: So he didn't know, but I would tell him, Hey, 1310 01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:42,280 Speaker 2: do you know what PG thirteen means? He's like no, 1311 01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:46,160 Speaker 2: I say that means only thirteen people can go in 1312 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:49,280 Speaker 2: the movie. So when we would get there and say 1313 01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:53,320 Speaker 2: it's already twelve people in there, we can't go in there. 1314 01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,760 Speaker 2: It's too late, and he would be like, wow, we 1315 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,800 Speaker 2: don't never get here in time enough to see any 1316 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:01,160 Speaker 2: PG thirteen movies. We're gonna have to go see a 1317 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,240 Speaker 2: G movie. We're gonna go see a GM. We'd be 1318 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:06,320 Speaker 2: all up in line, king, we not going to see G. 1319 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:12,320 Speaker 2: Your mama ain't gonna be mad? All right, what's the biggest. 1320 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,560 Speaker 1: Lie you ever? I need to make sure that my 1321 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:16,799 Speaker 1: mama ain't listening. Huh oh man. 1322 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:19,640 Speaker 7: I uh. 1323 01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:22,920 Speaker 10: I was at foot about sixteen years old, and my 1324 01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,759 Speaker 10: mama let me take her truck to practice. 1325 01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,920 Speaker 1: And you know, after practice, my boy get in the truck. 1326 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:30,040 Speaker 1: We driving back. I took my mama brand new blazer 1327 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:31,280 Speaker 1: and backed. 1328 01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,559 Speaker 10: It and got it stuck on the side and then 1329 01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:36,360 Speaker 10: it the whole left side on the school bus. 1330 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:37,559 Speaker 4: Ah. 1331 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,160 Speaker 10: My boy said, man, I can't let you go back 1332 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,519 Speaker 10: home with the truth. You got to see that bus 1333 01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:42,479 Speaker 10: back then into you. 1334 01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:46,000 Speaker 1: Okay, boy, he said, you can't walk in, Mama bread 1335 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,360 Speaker 1: he got this tag still on it. 1336 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,600 Speaker 12: It ain't no license plate. Man, I walked in the 1337 01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:52,639 Speaker 12: Mama said what happened to that truck? And my boys 1338 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,559 Speaker 12: went and talking. We was just butting up our seat. 1339 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:55,120 Speaker 7: Best they know. 1340 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:56,599 Speaker 12: A school bus hit us. 1341 01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:57,519 Speaker 1: Boy. 1342 01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:02,439 Speaker 10: My mama bought that for about two months. About two 1343 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,880 Speaker 10: months she said, she said, why you ain't getting no case? 1344 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:06,760 Speaker 4: Right? 1345 01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:07,920 Speaker 1: I got to do that? 1346 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,479 Speaker 12: Ask who help received that sixty? 1347 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:12,200 Speaker 7: Could? 1348 01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:13,400 Speaker 12: I was fast after that? 1349 01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:18,760 Speaker 7: Come se the big God. 1350 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:22,360 Speaker 1: You've ever told last one what you got so many? 1351 01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:27,840 Speaker 8: He said, I have an endlish pool to choose. I 1352 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:31,080 Speaker 8: went up at all my daddy's station Wagon. One time 1353 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,439 Speaker 8: I was taking this girl out on the date in 1354 01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:36,640 Speaker 8: my church choir. But I wanted to be with it 1355 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,840 Speaker 8: in the car. And so what I did was I 1356 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,760 Speaker 8: stopped at the drugstore and bought some Ponds cold cream. 1357 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,560 Speaker 8: That was a trick me and the Fellows shooter. You 1358 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,720 Speaker 8: back in the day, you put Pawns cold cream on 1359 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,559 Speaker 8: the windows. It make it, you know, you can't see 1360 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:55,599 Speaker 8: in the window. And I put the Pawns cold cream 1361 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:58,519 Speaker 8: on the windows before I got down there to pick 1362 01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:00,680 Speaker 8: her up. And when I went and picked up if 1363 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:02,280 Speaker 8: she came and got in the calm in the station 1364 01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,360 Speaker 8: wag and I bagged out. I couldn't see a damn thing. 1365 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:08,400 Speaker 8: I hit my daddy's offender on the fence and toe 1366 01:13:08,439 --> 01:13:09,320 Speaker 8: the head light out. 1367 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:11,799 Speaker 7: I can't get cream off no window. 1368 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:16,040 Speaker 8: Books, Yeah, cumber, you can get Pam's cold cream off 1369 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:18,760 Speaker 8: the window. You can't get it out the crack where 1370 01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,080 Speaker 8: this window meets the uphost. 1371 01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:26,559 Speaker 1: All right, thank you guys. You're listening to the Steve 1372 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:27,719 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. 1373 01:13:28,479 --> 01:13:31,519 Speaker 9: So, according to an online poll, here's how to tell 1374 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:35,960 Speaker 9: if a boyfriend or girlfriend is serious about you. So, Steve, 1375 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,240 Speaker 9: this is the same thing you stated in your book. 1376 01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:40,920 Speaker 9: Act to like a lady, think like a man. So 1377 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,040 Speaker 9: let's go over a few ways to tell if you 1378 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:46,760 Speaker 9: were the one, all right. Number one, he refers to 1379 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:50,960 Speaker 9: your relationship as we when talking about future plans. 1380 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,880 Speaker 7: You agree, absolutely, mhm. 1381 01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:56,960 Speaker 8: Why would he mention you in the future if you're 1382 01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:04,719 Speaker 8: not gonna be there? Okay, Wow, you know what I'm saying. 1383 01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:09,160 Speaker 8: You see all the movies. What's the movies in the future, 1384 01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:13,640 Speaker 8: Richard Pryor used to talk about, And you see all 1385 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,880 Speaker 8: the movies about the future, white people being there. That's 1386 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:18,040 Speaker 8: because white people wasn't playing on us being here. 1387 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:22,840 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, okay, they weren't saying we. 1388 01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:26,040 Speaker 8: Yeah, we stunting the ass because we're still sticking around 1389 01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:27,479 Speaker 8: a little shocking to him. 1390 01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:32,240 Speaker 1: All right, here's another one. 1391 01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:32,599 Speaker 2: Steve. 1392 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:35,599 Speaker 1: His social media includes pictures of the two of yours. 1393 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:36,640 Speaker 7: Absolutely. 1394 01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:38,759 Speaker 8: I just had a conversation with a young guy because 1395 01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:42,240 Speaker 8: I know how important social media is to them, and 1396 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:46,559 Speaker 8: when they claim each other as exclusive, they will post 1397 01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:51,120 Speaker 8: each other. If you're not, you're not getting posted. I mean, 1398 01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:53,640 Speaker 8: just look at anybody, look at all of them. And 1399 01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:57,280 Speaker 8: so I noticed kid this dating this girl. He told 1400 01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:59,680 Speaker 8: me he's in love with her. And he told me 1401 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:02,080 Speaker 8: she he's in love with him, but he ain't on 1402 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,960 Speaker 8: none of her Instagram and she ain't on none of his. 1403 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:11,240 Speaker 8: I said, so, I don't know what's happening, but don't 1404 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:15,880 Speaker 8: look that really now, he mad at me. Why could 1405 01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:16,840 Speaker 8: you brought it to his attention? 1406 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:21,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, here's another one. Labels become a part 1407 01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:22,760 Speaker 1: of your relationship. 1408 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,600 Speaker 9: When you're a significant other stops introducing you as just 1409 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,840 Speaker 9: a friend publicly, chances are you're the one and only, 1410 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:29,760 Speaker 9: like this is mine? 1411 01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:35,000 Speaker 8: Well, I mean that's important because how many women are 1412 01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:37,280 Speaker 8: in relationships and don't know what it is? 1413 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:41,559 Speaker 7: They don't have a description of it, right, they don't 1414 01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:42,519 Speaker 7: have what is this? 1415 01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:42,840 Speaker 4: You know? 1416 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,680 Speaker 8: How many women in relationships that's going what is this? 1417 01:15:46,479 --> 01:15:49,200 Speaker 8: They don't even know what it is? Because dudes are 1418 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:53,080 Speaker 8: very smart now and if you will go along with 1419 01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:57,479 Speaker 8: us without a label or a title, coop. But you 1420 01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:01,000 Speaker 8: have to ask yourself why don't I have a label 1421 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:06,200 Speaker 8: or a title? Ask yourself that, m And the number 1422 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:10,400 Speaker 8: one reason is is be cause you ain't that Lord Jesus, 1423 01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:11,680 Speaker 8: she better tell you. 1424 01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:14,639 Speaker 1: You appreciate minister up, there. 1425 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:23,040 Speaker 8: Ain't nobody fitting to call you what you ain't You 1426 01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:25,960 Speaker 8: only get to be mister president if you get the votes. 1427 01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,360 Speaker 8: You only get to be the boss if you get 1428 01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:34,320 Speaker 8: the promotion. You only get to be the owner of 1429 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:38,840 Speaker 8: the company if you put up all the money. Hello, 1430 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:44,719 Speaker 8: amen again, go ahead, Steve. 1431 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,719 Speaker 9: This is a big one in your book. I remember 1432 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:49,439 Speaker 9: he brags about you, introduces you to his friends. 1433 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:54,680 Speaker 8: Then you know, simple, man, this is the one man, 1434 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:56,559 Speaker 8: This is my girl. Man another day, man, we had 1435 01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:59,160 Speaker 8: such a good time. Man, my girl man, she'd be 1436 01:16:59,280 --> 01:16:59,800 Speaker 8: lighting it up. 1437 01:16:59,840 --> 01:16:59,960 Speaker 7: Man. 1438 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,519 Speaker 8: And we've been going through it a little bit. Man, 1439 01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:06,759 Speaker 8: this girl she's smart. It's just simple. It's simple. It's simple. 1440 01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,599 Speaker 8: We want you and we that's how we mark our 1441 01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:12,040 Speaker 8: tour into a territory by bragging about you. 1442 01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:14,920 Speaker 7: So you heard me say this? She mind you heard that? 1443 01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:19,840 Speaker 8: So what you over here faught with your head cocked 1444 01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:21,639 Speaker 8: to the side, sipping out your drink? 1445 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,440 Speaker 7: Sideway Pardner. 1446 01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:27,719 Speaker 9: And the and the last one, Steve, You have drawers 1447 01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:30,760 Speaker 9: at each other's house, draws. 1448 01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:34,439 Speaker 4: A drawer like all. 1449 01:17:36,479 --> 01:17:40,120 Speaker 8: In the draw said, that's true too. You gotta put 1450 01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:45,680 Speaker 8: them something. And my draws is over here because I'm 1451 01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:48,040 Speaker 8: been finna do some things where I need new draw 1452 01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:56,719 Speaker 8: I can't put these back on, not these. 1453 01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:00,640 Speaker 4: All right? 1454 01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:04,720 Speaker 7: Too much in these here? I got to get some 1455 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:05,559 Speaker 7: fresh drawling. 1456 01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:07,479 Speaker 1: Hey, what up this you boy? 1457 01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:08,040 Speaker 7: Chris Brannon? 1458 01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:10,280 Speaker 1: Right now, y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 1459 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:13,000 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 1460 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,559 Speaker 9: So, guys, waffle House has announced it as temporary added 1461 01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:24,639 Speaker 9: a fifty cent per egg surcharge to all menu items. 1462 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:27,960 Speaker 9: Waffle House said in a statement, quote, the continuing egg 1463 01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:32,439 Speaker 9: shortage caused by hp a I bird flu has caused 1464 01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:36,120 Speaker 9: a dramatic increase in egg prices. Customers and restaurants are 1465 01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:38,160 Speaker 9: being forced to make difficult decisions. 1466 01:18:38,439 --> 01:18:41,080 Speaker 1: End quote. The average price of a dozen eggs now 1467 01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:44,439 Speaker 1: nationwide is how much? Steve, you don't know the buck? 1468 01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:45,120 Speaker 4: I know he doesn't. 1469 01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:49,160 Speaker 7: How much he ain't he supposed to go down when Donald. 1470 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:56,280 Speaker 1: Trump ky, it's these very eggs. Yeah, per egg per egg, 1471 01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:58,599 Speaker 1: not per dozen, per egg, per eggs. 1472 01:18:58,760 --> 01:18:58,800 Speaker 4: No. 1473 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:01,679 Speaker 8: I mean like if you are the eggs and waffle, 1474 01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:03,920 Speaker 8: they gonna charge fifty more put egg. 1475 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,760 Speaker 7: They don't come with the waffle no more. 1476 01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:08,840 Speaker 1: That's what their eggs per egg. 1477 01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:14,280 Speaker 7: Can we bring our own eggs? They're still gonna be high. 1478 01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:19,000 Speaker 8: Sign up for me do you know how many Trump 1479 01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:24,240 Speaker 8: supporters is at waffle House? This could cost them their 1480 01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:31,160 Speaker 8: whole come wow, wow, boy? What he'll Billage find out 1481 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,479 Speaker 8: that these eggs is not only going down, but they 1482 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:39,560 Speaker 8: up fifty per egg and waffle House is one of 1483 01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:41,599 Speaker 8: the great institutions in America. 1484 01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:47,080 Speaker 1: Well they said that they were right, Yeah, four fifteen right, 1485 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,519 Speaker 1: that's how much it does in of eggs. 1486 01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:53,639 Speaker 7: See, so you'll know, yeah, yeah, all. 1487 01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:55,720 Speaker 1: Right, coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour, 1488 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:56,760 Speaker 1: we'll play around it. 1489 01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:00,599 Speaker 9: Would you rather right after this? You're listening to Harvey 1490 01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:04,880 Speaker 9: Morning Show. Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop 1491 01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:07,800 Speaker 9: and bucket aside? Are you ready for a mop and 1492 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:11,200 Speaker 9: bucket clean and half the time? Make the swap to 1493 01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,559 Speaker 9: Swiffer Power Mop the only one. 1494 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:16,439 Speaker 11: Cleaning Hero has a built in solution that breaks down 1495 01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:20,799 Speaker 11: dirt and grind like magic. With hundreds of scrubbing strips 1496 01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:25,120 Speaker 11: on the pad, it absorbs sticky messes with ease. Plus 1497 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:28,400 Speaker 11: it'll leave your home smelling great for hours after cleaning. 1498 01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:32,479 Speaker 11: Get yours today and mop smarter with the Swiffer Power Mop. 1499 01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:36,760 Speaker 9: Time now, guys for another round of would you rather? 1500 01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:40,920 Speaker 9: Would you rather be kissed? On the lips or kissed 1501 01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,800 Speaker 9: on your neck during intimacy. 1502 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:46,120 Speaker 2: Oh that, Nick, I can't hand it. I jumped out 1503 01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:49,040 Speaker 2: the wind. I can't handle it at all. I can't 1504 01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:53,559 Speaker 2: handle it, thank you. I just ain't no good on this, Nick. 1505 01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:58,040 Speaker 2: I'm telling you who you want to stop my performance? 1506 01:20:58,040 --> 01:20:59,400 Speaker 2: You get on that, Nick, I'm done. 1507 01:20:59,439 --> 01:20:59,880 Speaker 7: I can't do. 1508 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:01,960 Speaker 4: Well. 1509 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:06,439 Speaker 8: I'm the direct opposite. Okay, you open up your mouth, 1510 01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:07,800 Speaker 8: started looking me on my neck? 1511 01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:10,479 Speaker 7: You in for some some with that? 1512 01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:17,800 Speaker 8: I intenser size all efforts. I'm talking about. Man, everything 1513 01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:25,479 Speaker 8: I'm doing, I start doing hard everything in me, not 1514 01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:29,840 Speaker 8: on my neck. My body's convulsing and stuff. I'm most 1515 01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:34,080 Speaker 8: of my actions is involuntary. At that point, I'd rather not. 1516 01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:42,200 Speaker 1: Let's keep this party. Would you rather? 1517 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:46,599 Speaker 9: Would you rather be financially satisfied all of the time? 1518 01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:46,960 Speaker 11: He? 1519 01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:49,320 Speaker 1: Would you rather be sexually satisfied? 1520 01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:49,639 Speaker 10: Hey? 1521 01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:54,760 Speaker 8: Hey, yeah, we can buy it. You got enough money, 1522 01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:56,800 Speaker 8: you ain't got to worry about it. It feel good 1523 01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:58,960 Speaker 8: Sometimes when you just got money, you ain't got to 1524 01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:03,880 Speaker 8: do nothing. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying to tell 1525 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:07,240 Speaker 8: you right now, I'm going with that money. Man, You're 1526 01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:11,400 Speaker 8: financially set all the time on sexually satisfied all the time. No, No, 1527 01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:14,040 Speaker 8: like Tommy said, you got enough money, you can buy 1528 01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:15,800 Speaker 8: whatever you get sexually satisfied. 1529 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:20,280 Speaker 7: Now I don't need them both. No, No, with that money, 1530 01:22:20,439 --> 01:22:22,360 Speaker 7: that money makes me feel like we just finished it, 1531 01:22:22,439 --> 01:22:28,240 Speaker 7: feel way down all right? 1532 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:32,960 Speaker 9: So would you rather post nude, just completely naked for 1533 01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:37,200 Speaker 9: a group of artists or would you rather wear false lashes? 1534 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:38,200 Speaker 1: Eyelashes? 1535 01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:40,599 Speaker 7: Often put them lashes on so fly? 1536 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:43,519 Speaker 1: I ain't what is wrong naked? 1537 01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:47,240 Speaker 7: Yeah, but I don't know. He's artists. He knows, surely 1538 01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:49,920 Speaker 7: he knows. He don't. He don't need to be next. 1539 01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:53,680 Speaker 7: I got, I got two albs. It look weird. I 1540 01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:54,759 Speaker 7: ain't got the other folk. 1541 01:22:55,439 --> 01:22:59,440 Speaker 8: I don't need to be naked in front nobody, nobody 1542 01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:02,800 Speaker 8: but wife. She didn't seen it from all sides, and 1543 01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:05,560 Speaker 8: I don't really a naked explaining to y'all what's going on? 1544 01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:08,600 Speaker 7: And then let's just be. 1545 01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:11,879 Speaker 8: Real, y'all from the side. Do you really want somebody 1546 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,240 Speaker 8: looking at you from the side? 1547 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,479 Speaker 7: You know, Ford straight on? I'm all right. 1548 01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:21,559 Speaker 8: You know, on a scale of one to ten, about seven, 1549 01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:25,799 Speaker 8: you know, straight on seven? You know from my age, 1550 01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:27,559 Speaker 8: I'm an eight and a half. 1551 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:30,240 Speaker 1: You know you look great. 1552 01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:36,920 Speaker 7: Sideways. I can't explain that to no. Damn, I don't 1553 01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:38,040 Speaker 7: really know what's happened. 1554 01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:43,360 Speaker 9: All right, all right, thank you? That's our rounded would 1555 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:46,120 Speaker 9: you rather for today? Coming up next, it is our 1556 01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:48,479 Speaker 9: last break of the day, and we'll have some closing 1557 01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:50,840 Speaker 9: remarks at forty nine minutes after from the one and 1558 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:51,880 Speaker 9: only Steve Harvey. 1559 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:55,599 Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shows. 1560 01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:59,440 Speaker 8: Did you know you can now buy a Hondai on Amazon, 1561 01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:03,200 Speaker 8: the same place where you order yoga mats, a toothbrush, 1562 01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:06,040 Speaker 8: and pretty much everything else, all from the comfort of 1563 01:24:06,160 --> 01:24:10,200 Speaker 8: your home, just located nearby dealer. Pick your color, your options, 1564 01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:13,000 Speaker 8: check the price, and with a few dotting up some 1565 01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:17,799 Speaker 8: eyes and crossing some teas, whila, your Hondai is ready 1566 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:18,479 Speaker 8: for pick up. 1567 01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:19,799 Speaker 7: It's that easy. 1568 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:23,560 Speaker 2: Visit Hondai USA dot com for more details. Limited availability 1569 01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:26,719 Speaker 2: pick up through participating Hondai dealers and select market. 1570 01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:29,320 Speaker 7: All right, Steve, here we are. Hey. 1571 01:24:29,479 --> 01:24:32,800 Speaker 8: You know what I've thought about something I thought I 1572 01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:36,760 Speaker 8: wanted to share with my audience, because you know, it's 1573 01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:44,400 Speaker 8: something I've realized as I've gotten older, I understand my mission. 1574 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:51,599 Speaker 8: I've accepted my calling. I am crystal clear about one 1575 01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:56,040 Speaker 8: of the reasons why I'm here. I now fully understand 1576 01:24:56,320 --> 01:25:00,600 Speaker 8: why God made my life have the challenges and in 1577 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:05,240 Speaker 8: it that he did. So in moments like this, when 1578 01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:10,480 Speaker 8: I'm talking to people, I can offer them some tidbits, 1579 01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:14,120 Speaker 8: some gems, some jewels that I have learned along the way. 1580 01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:16,719 Speaker 8: And I think of so many things that I've learned 1581 01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:19,679 Speaker 8: in my past that I never didn't understand at the time. 1582 01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:20,280 Speaker 7: But I do not. 1583 01:25:20,479 --> 01:25:22,280 Speaker 8: But something my mother used to say to me all 1584 01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:26,120 Speaker 8: the time. My mother used to say, one day, God 1585 01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:28,240 Speaker 8: gonna give you a big house up on the hill. 1586 01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:31,080 Speaker 8: You can't get up on that hill, and don't tell 1587 01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:34,640 Speaker 8: nobody else how to get there. Now, coming from a 1588 01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:37,599 Speaker 8: very poor background, I didn't understand that at a time. 1589 01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:40,160 Speaker 8: And then you know, that was a scripture talking about 1590 01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:42,439 Speaker 8: a house on a hill and something like that was 1591 01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:44,400 Speaker 8: something something I didn't know what she was talking about. 1592 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:47,519 Speaker 8: Don't think, my mama, here come another Bible verse. I 1593 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:49,040 Speaker 8: got to go to the Bibles still they and figure 1594 01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:50,400 Speaker 8: this one out, and I just never did. 1595 01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:51,479 Speaker 4: Well. 1596 01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:57,679 Speaker 8: I understand now, and in that, I understand my mission, 1597 01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:01,320 Speaker 8: I understand my assignment. I've accepted at my calling, and 1598 01:26:01,479 --> 01:26:06,200 Speaker 8: here I am. So that's to say to everybody out 1599 01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:08,479 Speaker 8: there who hasn't reached my plateau yet. 1600 01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:10,120 Speaker 7: As far as age goes. 1601 01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:14,960 Speaker 8: The things you're going through right now is preparing you 1602 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:18,920 Speaker 8: for what you're going to be and what you're going 1603 01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:24,120 Speaker 8: to have. And you've got to understand this process. I 1604 01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:27,280 Speaker 8: didn't always understand it, but now that I've gone through 1605 01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:30,360 Speaker 8: it and still going through it, at times, I'm sharing 1606 01:26:30,439 --> 01:26:32,840 Speaker 8: with you some things that you need to know about 1607 01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:37,240 Speaker 8: the process that yeah, it's hard for you now, but 1608 01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:41,120 Speaker 8: this too shall pass. Yes it's challenging for you now, 1609 01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:45,160 Speaker 8: but this ain't gonna trouble last always. I'm telling you 1610 01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:48,560 Speaker 8: what I've learned, that you're going to get to the 1611 01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:51,880 Speaker 8: other side of it eventually. And sometimes you get to 1612 01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:55,080 Speaker 8: the other side and don't even realize you there, and 1613 01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:58,080 Speaker 8: you just got to stay in the process. The most 1614 01:26:58,160 --> 01:27:00,880 Speaker 8: important thing you have to remember for in this whole 1615 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:05,439 Speaker 8: process is don't you ever ever give up. I don't 1616 01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:08,639 Speaker 8: care what happens. Don't you ever give up. I don't 1617 01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:11,439 Speaker 8: care how dark can look for you, how bleak the situation, 1618 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:17,120 Speaker 8: how charged with punishment the scroll, Don't you ever ever 1619 01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:21,479 Speaker 8: give up? Because I have seen it happen too many times. 1620 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:26,799 Speaker 8: I have seen people who I know gave up before 1621 01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:30,519 Speaker 8: the light switch got cut. On one more strike of 1622 01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:34,040 Speaker 8: the hammer, they to hit oil, one more dig or 1623 01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:36,600 Speaker 8: the shovel and the diamonds would have fell out. I 1624 01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:40,519 Speaker 8: have seen people walk away from situations and the very 1625 01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:43,720 Speaker 8: next day the person behind them reaped the benefits. I've 1626 01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:47,040 Speaker 8: seen it over and over and over and over again. 1627 01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:52,080 Speaker 8: I was determined I was not going to be that person. 1628 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:57,479 Speaker 8: I oftentimes I just asked God for strength. Now you 1629 01:27:57,600 --> 01:28:00,880 Speaker 8: know what God does when you ask for strength, He 1630 01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:03,519 Speaker 8: puts situations in front of you that requires you to 1631 01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:08,360 Speaker 8: be strong. Because it's like going to the gym. You 1632 01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:10,160 Speaker 8: can't go in there and get in that gym. One 1633 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,880 Speaker 8: of the big boys is that over there. You got 1634 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:14,840 Speaker 8: to start with some lightweights. You got to work up. 1635 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:18,479 Speaker 8: You can't jump in there and grab the sixties. You 1636 01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:22,400 Speaker 8: gotta start your curls with them twenties. Man, you grab 1637 01:28:22,479 --> 01:28:25,400 Speaker 8: them sixties and start curling, and see what happened. You'll 1638 01:28:25,439 --> 01:28:28,960 Speaker 8: be discouraged. You'll go home. Nah, man, You got to 1639 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,120 Speaker 8: get on that. You got to get them lightweights. You 1640 01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:33,679 Speaker 8: got to start building it up. And as you build 1641 01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:36,160 Speaker 8: it up, you get stronger, and you get stronger, so 1642 01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:39,040 Speaker 8: you ask God for strength. Yeah, so he puts situation 1643 01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:41,280 Speaker 8: in front of you that requires you to be strong. 1644 01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:45,479 Speaker 8: You asking God to make you rich one day. You 1645 01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:47,839 Speaker 8: know what God gonna do. He gonna make you understand 1646 01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:51,479 Speaker 8: what poverty is. See, because if you do get rich 1647 01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:54,280 Speaker 8: one day, you're gonna have to have an appreciation for 1648 01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:56,880 Speaker 8: it because if you don't. People who get rich quick 1649 01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:59,960 Speaker 8: don't have money long because they don't know the process. 1650 01:29:01,439 --> 01:29:05,000 Speaker 8: So as you're asking God to increase your wealth, He's 1651 01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:07,120 Speaker 8: also gonna let you stay in this poverty a little 1652 01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:07,559 Speaker 8: while too. 1653 01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:09,680 Speaker 7: I can attest to that. 1654 01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:14,120 Speaker 8: As you ask God to bring you closer, which is 1655 01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:15,360 Speaker 8: what I'm doing right now. 1656 01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:16,720 Speaker 7: You know what God gonna do. 1657 01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:19,360 Speaker 8: He gonna put you in this situation to make you realize, 1658 01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:22,320 Speaker 8: ain't nobody out there for you but Him? And I 1659 01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:24,280 Speaker 8: ain't got no choice but to be closer to Him 1660 01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:28,120 Speaker 8: because guess what, can't nobody really help me? I don't 1661 01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:29,639 Speaker 8: have no problems. Well, I can pick up the phone 1662 01:29:29,640 --> 01:29:32,799 Speaker 8: and go, yo, man, I need some help. No anybody 1663 01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:37,080 Speaker 8: finna do that. God keeps me in situations where I 1664 01:29:37,200 --> 01:29:40,960 Speaker 8: have to realize is only Him and no matter where 1665 01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:45,519 Speaker 8: the attack comes from. I am now thoroughly convinced that 1666 01:29:45,720 --> 01:29:51,320 Speaker 8: God got me. I am convinced of it. I wish 1667 01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:53,760 Speaker 8: y'all could just learn it from me. Do you see 1668 01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,720 Speaker 8: how I come and get on this radio every day 1669 01:29:55,760 --> 01:30:00,439 Speaker 8: with this same attitude. I don't care what world and 1670 01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:04,160 Speaker 8: around me. I have people all the time, Hey man, 1671 01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:04,960 Speaker 8: just checking on you. 1672 01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:08,639 Speaker 7: You okay? But I'm good. I'm good man, I'm good. 1673 01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:10,880 Speaker 7: I really am. 1674 01:30:11,400 --> 01:30:15,360 Speaker 8: Because I am convinced that God is with me. I 1675 01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:19,080 Speaker 8: am convinced that He's not gonna leave me. I am 1676 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:22,080 Speaker 8: convinced that no weapon for him against me shall prosper. 1677 01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:25,200 Speaker 8: I am convinced that I can walk through the rivers 1678 01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:27,800 Speaker 8: and the waters and will not be overcome. I am 1679 01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:31,040 Speaker 8: convinced of that. I am convinced that he making me 1680 01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:34,479 Speaker 8: lie down in green pastures. I'm convinced of it because 1681 01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:36,680 Speaker 8: He's done it for me time and time again. So 1682 01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:38,840 Speaker 8: why would he not do me again? And if God 1683 01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:39,880 Speaker 8: said he never leave you. 1684 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:41,360 Speaker 7: He don't leave you. 1685 01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:45,160 Speaker 8: You going through something don't mean he'dne left you. Man, y'all, 1686 01:30:45,200 --> 01:30:47,439 Speaker 8: come on now, don't ever give up. That's the number 1687 01:30:47,479 --> 01:30:51,080 Speaker 8: one thing. Don't you ever give up? I don't care 1688 01:30:51,320 --> 01:30:54,960 Speaker 8: what happens. Don't you dare give up? 1689 01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:56,519 Speaker 4: All right? 1690 01:30:56,680 --> 01:30:58,120 Speaker 7: Those are my clothes. Was love. 1691 01:31:00,120 --> 01:31:01,040 Speaker 4: Self forgets? 1692 01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:03,800 Speaker 7: I love your clothiness to see you. 1693 01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:05,479 Speaker 4: You need to. 1694 01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:13,000 Speaker 9: For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, voidware prohibited. 1695 01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:16,519 Speaker 9: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, 1696 01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:20,439 Speaker 9: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey 1697 01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:24,599 Speaker 9: FM dot com. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show