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Speaker 1: Today, fed up by answering, how are you with? I'm alive.

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Speaker 2: I'll barely get on here, man.

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Speaker 1: So I'm a US Army vet. I'm in the process

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Speaker 1: of a veteran affairs claim, part of which is mental

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Speaker 1: health related. For those who don't know, the VA contracts

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Speaker 1: out a ton of the exams called CMP or Compensation

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Speaker 1: and pension exams, and those companies take care of all

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Speaker 1: the scheduling, finding doctors, et cetera. Well, today I get

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Speaker 1: a call from a contractor to schedule my mental health

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Speaker 1: check for the compensation and pension Caller, how are you today?

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Speaker 1: Me brief pause and sigh, I'm alive. I'm sorry to

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Speaker 1: hear that. I hope me. You're sorry to hear that I'm.

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Speaker 2: Alive, sassy bro Caller.

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Speaker 1: Proceeds to have a panic attack. I am dying laughing,

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Speaker 1: and this poor lady is freaking out, apologizing and desperately

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Speaker 1: trying to reassure me that she is glad that I

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Speaker 1: am alive. Oh my god, I'm trying to catch my

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Speaker 1: breath from laughter, and she's trying to explain she was

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Speaker 1: responding to my tone more than what I had said.

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Speaker 1: I tried to tell her I totally knew what she meant,

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Speaker 1: and she was fine, Sure.

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Speaker 2: Sure, a lady, I know you secretly what we did.

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Speaker 1: I know you have it in for me. But she

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Speaker 1: was so freaked out she kept coming back at it

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Speaker 1: during the rest of the call to make sure that

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Speaker 1: I that I knew that. She was very happy that

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Speaker 1: I was still alive. I've been in a lot of

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Speaker 1: pain the last couple of days and really needed to laugh.

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Speaker 1: But I feel bad for her. I really hope I

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Speaker 1: didn't completely screw up this poor lady's day.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, man, she seems like she was pretty riled.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Like it's kind of a sweet story

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Speaker 1: because it's like this guy's been having some rough days

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Speaker 1: and then he gets like a laugh out of it.

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Speaker 1: But then this poor woman is like, no, I wat

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Speaker 1: you're alive.

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Speaker 2: I care.

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Speaker 1: That's witty man. Ten points for ten points. Nice one, Opa,