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Speaker 1: crazy Mine, crazy man, crazy man. I said, I'm crazy mine.

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Speaker 1: this show, This show kind of different. This show is

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Speaker 1: for niggas who wrecked the box Cheving and bought another

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Speaker 1: for people who don't know what the podcast. Absolutely is

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Speaker 1: This is to eighty. This is your baby Mama's favorite podcast.

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Speaker 1: simple story. I don't have them crazy ass bullshit that stories.

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Speaker 1: I just got that real ship. I was just you

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Speaker 1: July second, ninety two. I was a broken They got

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Speaker 1: of the day, Will became a superstar getting twenty million

419
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Speaker 1: dollars a movie, and Martin was still a superstar. But

420
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Speaker 1: it was more black, just black people. But what you

421
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 1: said on some Comedians Ship, that's a whole another business,

422
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: just punching up jokes, punching up the script. I'm glad

423
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: you brought that up, because that's another thing you know,

424
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Speaker 1: to all the young comics out there, I'm always letting

425
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Speaker 1: them know. The stage is just one thing. I couldn't

426
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: tell you how many people running around l A and

427
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,479
Speaker 1: Bentley's and Bugatti's, and you would never fucking know who

428
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 1: they are because they made millions and millions and millions

429
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Speaker 1: and millions of dollars as right, So a lot of

430
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Speaker 1: people want to judge you, sometimes a lot of black

431
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 1: people because I haven't seen you in anything in a while.

432
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: Uh nigga, The fresh Prince of bel Air still comes

433
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Speaker 1: on every night all resist it's called I'm getting paid

434
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: for ship I did seven ten years ago. They don't

435
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: know about they all they know about his residue, and

436
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at him. Y'all got a little residute

437
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Speaker 1: residual told up. You gotta twitch it up. Y'all know

438
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: what residue? You don't know about the ReLU. Yeah, but

439
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: you said one of the DC brought up something a

440
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 1: minute ago. You also brought up when you said a

441
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: lot of these shows, the old shows are better than

442
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 1: some of the new shows because they bring all these

443
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 1: shows back before we would trist me out, fellas, but

444
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: trist me on this one. I have kids to come

445
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: up that we're born in ninety ninety nine, right right

446
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: after The Fresh Prince was over. Their favorite show. To

447
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,959
Speaker 1: this day, the reruns A Fresh Prince, so that kind

448
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 1: of lets me know, you know, it's no longer run.

449
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: It's almost like a good joke, like it's crazy, is

450
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,679
Speaker 1: I have requests? Right, It's almost like a rapper. Let

451
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 1: let me take two super star rappers. Let's take outcast,

452
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 1: Let's take jay Z, Let's take motherfucking nads or whatever. Right,

453
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 1: they have greatest hits. They have songs that you grew

454
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: up on. Nigga, if you paid seventy five dollars gonna

455
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: see this, nigga, Niga, you better do blah blah blah

456
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: blah blah. Right, it's crazy. As a comedian, like on

457
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: stage last night at the comedy the comedy theater and

458
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: not a comedy theater, I'm getting request like do to

459
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: joke about? Do the joke about? And I'm like, Nigga,

460
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: I have to watch my own tape. And I didn't

461
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 1: realize when the d Wade came up to me and

462
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: was like, Nigga, do you still do the joke about?

463
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: Lebron came up nigga. When I first saw straight clowning Nigga,

464
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: you did a joke about and I'm like, Nigga, I'd

465
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: have to listen because I've always been a right so

466
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: much new material media, you forget that those are some

467
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: people's favorite jokes. So you gott And I was talking

468
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: to him about this earlier. Yeah, freestyle is a part

469
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: of what we do. But I get on stage tonight,

470
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 1: there's gonna be some ship that's gonna happen that I'm

471
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: gonna talk about that shiit tonight. But then there's also

472
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: that part of I gotta do the joke about blah

473
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: blah because that's part of my set. So you have

474
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: your set, but then you have the freestyle ship, and

475
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: then you want to slide in that new ship. So

476
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: you know. So I'm not trying to teach. I feel

477
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 1: like that's the real test of your right and if

478
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: you can write some funny ship for somebody else, oh

479
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: absolutely didn't. Like I can't respect a lot of names,

480
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: like all right, you right for yourself everything, And you

481
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: can't just say if you can't sell that ship and

482
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: then they can go make it nigger. It's a business

483
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 1: at the end of the day. That's why I appreciate

484
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 1: your boy, who's my homie. I've known him from day

485
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 1: motherfucker one, and I'm proud of him what he did

486
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: with you guys. Nick Cannon, we've known each other. Yes, Nick,

487
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: you're watching Wilder out. Like I said earlier, I'm that

488
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: nigga that I watched everything y'all do because I realized

489
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: that I could utilize this platform. Also, even though I'm

490
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: not that dude to feel like, oh I did it,

491
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: I'm done. I don't need to do that anymore. No nigga,

492
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: the motherfucking rope is jumping nigg I feel like hopping

493
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: in with just like I'm here with y'all right now.

494
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: This ship is funny. It's it's exposing me to a

495
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: whole new generation of people. They'd be like heard around.

496
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: I saw him, but I forgot how funny that nigg is.

497
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: He's still funny at fun You know niggas that started

498
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: out with me or no where to be found. The

499
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: type of audience we got, they're gonna be like, that's

500
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Speaker 1: my nigga, that nigga, nigga, solder nigga, some weed and

501
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Speaker 1: oh six when the nigga not sup to Brady, the

502
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Speaker 1: nigga at the underground long read the train on the bit. Yeah,

503
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: hold on, there's gonna be some niggers in the comedy

504
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 1: like theyn't need to text me and leave the number.

505
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 1: It's niggas who don't give that. You don't even know

506
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: that nigger. I just don't need to be just that.

507
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: I suck this dick at one twelve back at eight,

508
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm clicking on them old profile click this bit. Yeah,

509
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: I've been, I've been. I've been going to motherucking Magic

510
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: City nigger when it was two floors and that mother right,

511
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: So it was real talk talking about that nigger. When

512
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: I tell you, I'm talking talk about the ship when

513
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: us one both because y'all shop with nig You know, no,

514
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: we shot Players Club. We actually shot it in the

515
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Speaker 1: l a like cut cute basically, you know, que gonna

516
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: shoot it out there. Yeah, you know what he did

517
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: before we had we got tax break now, hey, but

518
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: he asked he had some of the real bitches, his extras,

519
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: but he just wanted that Atlanta look. But we shouted there.

520
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, at that time, nigger, when I tell you,

521
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: it's two different worlds now, like I almost feel bad

522
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: for like a new nigga right now that that goes

523
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: to the strip club. If you're not rich or you

524
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: really don't have money, nigger, you're just a regular civilian

525
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: by having a Heineken. But on some real ship. Me

526
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: and Clayton, you we Me and Clayton been out in

527
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: Atlanta when Being Meth was out. Oh that's another story

528
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: I had. And it's like them niggas buying everybody that

529
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: they buying you. They buying you to get at the look,

530
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: give me two thousan get out the club. I don't

531
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: need them. We got our own security. I'm going to

532
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: pay them to leave. You just stepped up. What happened

533
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: to me one night at Bay party? So they do that?

534
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: I was, what did you know about we Gotta we Gotta?

535
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 1: It was really heard this type of ship didn't need

536
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: to introduction. Niggers didn't know I was the official comedian

537
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: for Being Meth. And I'll tell you that story so

538
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: true Hollywood Stories and true Hollywood podcast And for niggas

539
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: who was in b Maths still the official comedian Big

540
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Speaker 1: Meet's Birthday Party, Let's go so so nigga. Little did

541
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: I know that I was their favorite comedian I didn't

542
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: know that at that time, because you know, I heard

543
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: about him, you know, living in l A. And I

544
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: was coming out of these clubs and said, who are

545
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: these niggas spending millions in clubs? Right? So night? No, no, no,

546
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: you know what it was. You know what it was

547
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: with T and meet times, you know, this big meet

548
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: and then T was but he was more the West

549
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: Coast with everything. So all I know is a nigga

550
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: came up to me one night. It was like, yeah,

551
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 1: I'm teas assistant and uh, nigga, you being met for life.

552
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, um no, I'm from l A

553
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: and nigga, I don't need to get shout tonight, you

554
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But he's like, no, nigga, they

555
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: love you. He said, they want you to do his

556
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: wife's birthday party was Tease wife's birthday party. And I

557
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: was like, uh, and they're doing it at the house

558
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I thank you and I

559
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: appreciate that, but bro, I don't. I don't do house

560
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: parties anymore, you know what I mean. I'm done. I've

561
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: got to a certain level. I don't do house party.

562
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,479
Speaker 1: But they're paying. I'm like, I get you, but bro,

563
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: I don't do house parties. He goes, Nigga, what you

564
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: want and I said, well, first of all, and this

565
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: was old four maybe He's like, well, I said my

566
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: starting price, Nigga, it's five thousand. He said, I'll be

567
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: right back. Remember this is just a conversation. It was

568
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: in the club and he's telling me about a party

569
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: for his wife that's coming up, like in a month

570
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: or something. Right then Nigga came back to me and

571
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: was like, here you go. Uh locked that, locked that

572
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: in your motherfucker schedule, nigg he needs you on this side.

573
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: I was like, how much is this? I counted the

574
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: city was five thousand. I was like, I can, can, can?

575
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: I can? I gonna meet him? He right there, Nigga.

576
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: I walked over that motherfucker gave that Nigga the biggest

577
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: hug and said, when do I get my tattoo? Nigga

578
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: meet and t fell the funk out right, So Digga

579
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. He just gave me five thousand, right,

580
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: So he goes, hey man, he goes Alex Man, go

581
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: tell the DJ to play six jay Z songs in

582
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: a row. I was like, what do you mean? I

583
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: was like he can just tell the DJ to play

584
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: six jay Z songs in a row. It's like when

585
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: jay Z was on top of the world, right, Nigga,

586
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: they were just playing jay Z songs right he goes.

587
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: I said, man, you know and the Deep Bis Marquee

588
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: was the DJ, and I said, I don't know if

589
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: he's gonna play. He's like, Nigga, tell that nigga to

590
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: be gonna play six songs in the n gave me

591
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: twenty five hundred dollars. Now I've been in the club

592
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: by hour and I got seventy five money and seventy

593
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 1: five hundead in my pocket. He said, go to on

594
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: the DJ. Right, Remember he gave me twenty to go

595
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: to the DJ to play six jay Z songs. Nigga.

596
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: I walked up to Biss Market. I said, here and

597
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: they got got five you to play six songs jay Z.

598
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: That nigger was like chicken chicken digger. He so, Nigga,

599
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: and you got what I need you, But I'll play them,

600
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: got them, play them, got them so, nig From every

601
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: year I was, I hosted all the parties. Whenever they

602
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: had clubs, they always had me. They just they at

603
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: that time they loved the Players Club and they love

604
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox Show. And he was like, yo, that's my favorite.

605
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: Three bigger Yeah, like three big mates, free te nigg

606
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing bad to say about now. And I

607
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: was in l a nigger you know. They was like

608
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: you you hate from the eight niggas always started was

609
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: from Atlanta because they always had a hats. I met

610
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: his son. They're like, yeah, this big meat. Um. I

611
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 1: was in the club and I was already tied to

612
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 1: taking pictures and they were like, you feel like taking

613
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: a picture. I was like, man, no, not really. They

614
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: like it beat me something. I'm like, nigga, bring that

615
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: nigg over here, but you main't bring his Yeah, he

616
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: baby said, I don't know what's happen, but let's take

617
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 1: a pictures. What's happen? Put the bill? Tell that beats

618
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: you for real. It's just a good connection to have, nigga.

619
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: You were talking about Detroit. Not here a good man

620
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: changed the economy. No he didn't. He changed the strippers.

621
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: Strippers had homes in Atlantic right? Why being math? Why

622
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: being math? What's was doing? What they was doing, bitches

623
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: was pulling up into baby Binzes and Bentley's. They got

624
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,439
Speaker 1: money that they had never seen. Everybody every paid them full.

625
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: Everybody eats me, everybody was he was residual. I was

626
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: waiting tables and I was making money just being in

627
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: the same Papa Doze story. Now, I just know motherfucker's

628
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: would come in there, eat with the baddest and leave

629
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: way moment, and they was posted every time. I'd be like,

630
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: you know the bill only and they'd be like, yeah,

631
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: I know, I get waved off a living, hunted for

632
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: some gumbo, right, like the bill two hundred motherfucker's get

633
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: you eight. It's crazy. I mean, it's like they were

634
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: printing money. It's like they would print almost been rich.

635
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: And when they love you shot out, walk up to

636
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: you and be like, nigga, you from Detroit. Yeah, yeah,

637
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: you know what it is too. And I know both

638
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: of y'all seen this because I'm seeing yall on Instagram.

639
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: I see that you guys are all over the country

640
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: on this comedy. Right. The beautiful thing about being a comedian,

641
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 1: you guys, is whether you're a guxter, a killer, a

642
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: motherfucker nigger as a doctor, or a teacher or a

643
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: goddamn pe teacher. Niggas love us because Everybody loves to laugh,

644
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: and I don't give it. That's the one thing that

645
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: everybody has in common, no matter what country you're from,

646
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: no matter if you're black, white, crimp blood, uptown, downtown,

647
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: south side, east side, every nigga loves to laugh. People

648
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: always to ask, like they see me in tech Wood

649
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: and Decatur and motherfucking old National, they see me and

650
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: motherfucking do the zone six. If I'm like, why you

651
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: ain't got no why the hen you ain't on mar

652
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:25,800
Speaker 1: Luther King uh and mart Luther King. I just always

653
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: didn't come my hood. I'm like, no, I never had

654
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: come over down. I never had security. You know there

655
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: hain't the NIGGAA just shot somebody ten minutes ago. But

656
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: let me put this pistol down to give you a hum.

657
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 1: You didn't make it, you didn't need You're like, nigga,

658
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: hurry out before them side y'all. Nigga, you get shot

659
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: you in d C. Fuck you mean you need more?

660
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: You need motherfucker main't you too, my nigga more and

661
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 1: make you do it. He just getting shot every day.

662
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: Don't post it because we don't want to get asked

663
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: any course, right? That is crazy, know the type of

664
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 1: love that you getting. Man, we go to them dangers

665
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,720
Speaker 1: in the places, would nigga be like, oh hell, nigga,

666
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: what the funk you're doing over here? I think I

667
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: can't believe you here by yourself. But it's important to

668
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: go talk to them people and let them see you

669
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 1: and let them touch you up. Maybe they feel like

670
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: they know this is when you gotta get sad about yourself.

671
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: You read over here by yourself. I'm like, no, I

672
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 1: ain't read about myself. They get in the car. Ain't

673
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 1: nobody in the car like my body in the car.

674
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 1: That's why you hit him with this. Yeah, like I

675
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: always keep somebody make it seem like somebody behind this ship,

676
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: just trying to act like you got the thing with

677
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: ship and you know it's on me. It's on me,

678
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: you know, sending out of space with this rocket one right,

679
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. I'll be feeling like, leave me

680
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: trying in the foot. Yeah, y'all ain't making that much money,

681
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 1: y'all have y'all got this yet? Like you'll be somewhere

682
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: and niggas are really wondering, why the funk are you here?

683
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: But they don't understand this and even though you get

684
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: fame and your TV and your movies and nigga, still

685
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: I still eat sleeping ship like everybody else. I still

686
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: niggas think that you just don't do regular place. Like

687
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 1: earlier to day, I'm in Mother by myself. This nigga

688
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: looked like he's got out of prison thirty minutes gonna.

689
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: This nig had some new ship I've never seen. I

690
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 1: don't know if it's in Atlanta. Thing l a gangster niggas.

691
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: You see like you've seen the tattoo tears right, this

692
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 1: nigga had tattoo bullets cover down the other side. I

693
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: was like, this nigga is gonna rape and rob us all.

694
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: He looked at me like, oh ship. At the time,

695
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: he knew exactly who he was. He was hot that nigga.

696
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: At the time. You fund of the Mother nigga, and

697
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: can asked you a personal question. I said yeah. He said, nigga,

698
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: the fuck you're doing. But I'm like, uh, nigger getting

699
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: a chicken burrito like everybody else, Like what He's like,

700
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Here's like we're your security, were

701
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: your bitches? You ain't got no bitches? And I was like,

702
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: you gotta have a bitch to get a burried on

703
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: this kind of know that was he just was really thinking,

704
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: why am I here hungry nigga, nigga, I'm somewhere water like, man,

705
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: what the hell are you doing here? I said, First

706
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 1: of all, why are you catching a church? Why were

707
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: you in? I'm brand I hed chilling, get closer with God.

708
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: I can't be eating healthy this year, I know. But

709
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: people want that. They want you a little free gangsters.

710
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: They want you to be extravagant. They want that's what

711
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: they want. They want you to They want to think

712
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: that you're this mythical motherfucker. And I'm not that dude.

713
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: Like I said, like, just go in and start slapping,

714
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: shut out people's hands. But got down, peasants. I have arrived.

715
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 1: It's just the one, right, I molded most of the

716
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 1: child run along this in No, but you eat it

717
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: on the notes, you hit it on the notes. I've

718
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: always been a fly nigger. I've just not been overboard.

719
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: So they expected their chains down here the world like,

720
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: no nigger, rather half my cars, my beautiful as home

721
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: and take my family around the world. I've just not

722
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: been that nigger. You've always I've been a sneaker head

723
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: for twenty motherfucking five years. I'm speaking flip. It's talk,

724
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: Lowis Steward. What you know about that ship? Look at

725
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: the head che gotta bring all that up. You're talking

726
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: about fly ship and then you know I'm trying to

727
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: be low key now Steward and backwis thing and the

728
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:46,479
Speaker 1: bitchy keep up black, keep up backs, keep up back,

729
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: keep up back. Hello, let me tell you that too. Hey,

730
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: it's hats my nigga freshious bags too. Y'all. You gotta

731
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: get you something to get some swag food swag fu.

732
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: Ain't everything. Ain't chilling with the leather rope. And never

733
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: think I just me winning. Louis Steward too, she got

734
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:12,959
Speaker 1: the backpack that bitch like blue to don't thrill leather

735
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:18,479
Speaker 1: man A gonna holler, Louis Stewart buying everything. I didn't

736
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: even know that ship caught it. But I'm bad I

737
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: got because I'm like what I'm like, Oh, you can

738
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: get that bad ain't gonna last it ain't. I can't

739
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: like that. But look, look, keep keep ya. Niggas getting

740
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: rob for the real ship and getting rob for that

741
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: real ship. Niggas getting Rob. But that real ship. Niggas

742
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 1: getting ron got the glasses. I don't nigga call because

743
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: he was in the club, left the motherfucking doing like

744
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: go to glass system up and if he ain't got it, stupid,

745
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get it. Steal some ship now, all

746
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: your bit all this ship too, straight up out the

747
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: fucking person she looks in that bitch, I know that

748
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: this feeling curse'll take that everything. I phone what the

749
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: phone taking? Kids? I don't give a bull what everybody

750
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 1: got a price solia from the motherfucking poe leaving nigga

751
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 1: DA got money, not buying it myself, don't trying to

752
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: get just slip it for you, Louid Bell, don't yo,

753
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: ain't bullshit and not kill you Louis Bell, and ain't lost,

754
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie. I stowed in almost lost, and Nigga

755
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: almost counting me, he would laugh. Where do you go

756
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:56,959
Speaker 1: in your bucket? Oh? My niked get about? What the fuck?

757
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: Y'all stupid as hell? I now he trying to see

758
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: a lot of able. Yeah, I'll try to get come

759
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: in my money maybe nothing no nothing, No you're not

760
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: your your fucking no, no, no, no, you're you're struggling.

761
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: You're struggling. You came down. They don't never say fools

762
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: since they say you still locked. You were like, what

763
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 1: you trying to say right now? Do that? He's got

764
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:41,839
Speaker 1: like you falling down the steps. So now I got

765
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: to bring it up. So now you bought it up,

766
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: So now I gotta tell the story. YEA, so so

767
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: long story short, man, I'm no longer than the jay

768
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: Z or Diddy. And what I mean by that is

769
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: the world knew them from hip hop. They started off

770
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: two of the biggest companies, every which was Bad Boy Rockefeller.

771
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,919
Speaker 1: They ended up having two of the most lucrative clothing lines,

772
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: every which was rocket Ware. Sean John Right, I just

773
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: happened to be the first comedian with a multimillion dollar

774
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: accessory line. And I keep my face behind it. I

775
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 1: was not like trying to be all up in the video.

776
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: I basically stayed out of It's a long story short.

777
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: If you're wondering what we're talking about, if you're following us,

778
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 1: go to your Instagram right now at Mr Lewis Stewart,

779
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: M R L O U I S S T E

780
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: W A R T. We're the only black owned high

781
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: end custom accessory line in the world. Lewis Stewart was

782
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: the only African American designer at Louis Baton left on

783
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: the spot like that. But hold on, no, I won't

784
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: be this got my deflo the story going all right,

785
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: So to a long story, to a long story short.

786
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: Louis Stewart was the only African American designer Louis Baton

787
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: for five years. And what happened was he left in

788
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine and started that's a five thousand

789
00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 1: dollar do so so long A long story short. I

790
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: was the first celebrity to buy from him. Three months

791
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: after he left Louis Vittan, he was in a salt

792
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: small boutique in Beverly Hills. I saw the bag. I

793
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: was blowing the funk away. I bought the bag, just

794
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: so you know how legit this ship was. It was

795
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: owned by Katie Holmes as Tom Cruise's ex wife, a

796
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: small back store in Beverly Hills. They had everything in

797
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,439
Speaker 1: their Gucci, Louis Vittan, Ferragamo, M C. M old Yard.

798
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: It had all that ship. But I'm no different than

799
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 1: any other comedian on the planet. I always loved backpacks.

800
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: I love to go around. But I was like every

801
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: other nigg in America, every guci in Louis Vititan backpack

802
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: there was right, I'm no different than they. Other day

803
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: I saw something new, I said, what is that bag

804
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: right there? She goes, well, that's Louis Stewart. I was like,

805
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: who is Louis Stewart. She said, well, he's only African

806
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: American designed Louis Vittan. He left. That's his first bag

807
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: in our store on consignment. I bought it. I didn't

808
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: buy it because he's black. It was just the coldest

809
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: back and it was a black Gator. Yeah, it was

810
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: a black Gator backpack. So I bought the bag and

811
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: it was the cheapest bag in the store. It was

812
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: thirteen hullars, just so you get an idea of how

813
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: high in these bags were. I'm walking out the store, bro,

814
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 1: I kid you not Lewis Stewart is walking in with

815
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 1: his second bag. She goes, oh, there he is right there.

816
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: I was like, this is Lewis Steward. Never met him

817
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: before in my life, wouldn't know him from a cannon man.

818
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: I said, you're Lewis Stewart. He goes yes. I said, brother,

819
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: not to sound crazy. I said, but what are you

820
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 1: doing with this? He goes, well, I'm just a designer.

821
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody, I said, it would excuse my language, nigga,

822
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: I know everybody. Right, So this was this was Grandy Week.

823
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: This is Grammar. Get this whole story out. It was

824
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: Grammy Week two thousand and nine. Remember I said Grammy

825
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: Week because it's gonna be very important. So it was

826
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: Grammy Week two thousand and nine. Okay, it was a Sunday.

827
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: Forty eight hours later, we did sixty five grand in

828
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: business between the l a Lakers. Baby Baby brought his

829
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: drake Lou Wayne's uh Nicki minaj and uh before before

830
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: we go. So we made sixty five thousand in four days. Right.

831
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: So what I did was two months later, I put

832
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: my own money up. I put a hundred and fifty

833
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: thousand of my own money. Here we are eight years later.

834
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: We did nine million. In eight years. We have over

835
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: three hundred. Let me just get the last part. Let

836
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: me get the last part out. We have three hundred

837
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 1: athletes right now and all a pro football, baseball, basketball,

838
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: every superstar. You hear if we just did President Obama's

839
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 1: custom briefcase we just did Old christ first for her birthday.

840
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 1: What we're trying to let the world know the same

841
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 1: way we thought we never have a black president, and

842
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: it fucking happened. We're trying to let not just the

843
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: black world, but everybody know there is a high end

844
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: accessory line that is black on other than Gucci, Louis Button,

845
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 1: mcm and go y'all. We're just letting people know. Brothers

846
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 1: didn't know. But then you're like, I tell everybody, you

847
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: gotta understand. If you look at our page, if you

848
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: look at the Louis Stewart website, if you look at

849
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: Mr Lewis Stewart on Instagram, you see every superstar on

850
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: the planet. They would not be fucking with us if

851
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 1: the quality wasn't there. They got, they got millions of dollars,

852
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: they got everybody there is. They would they'd be like,

853
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: Alex a lovely, you're a funny guy, but these backs up.

854
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: But everybody loves it. So I'm just proud about it.

855
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: I'm proud to cats like yourself support us, d C,

856
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 1: all the brothers because it takes up soldiers and cats

857
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: like you guys, and all the celebrities out there that

858
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: love and support us, uh to to to believe it?

859
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: So what gess what I want to bas justin everybody,

860
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: Kanye do all these rants talking about it ain't black

861
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: people in the fashion and thank you? And we got

862
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: somebody here who making something. I want to play. Did

863
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: you hear him? I won't shafts. I heard the success story.

864
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I want to put and I want so

865
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You heard them mount put in that

866
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: was it. I'm promotional and now it's nine million. You

867
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: know what you think the ten gonna get you what

868
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 1: I'm saying, You're gonna get you a bag. You'll get

869
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: you too bad. I'm the promotion that you. Oh yeah,

870
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 1: I'm the brand. I'm not here. I'm gonna be real

871
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 1: with you. I'm gonna be real with you. One think

872
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: about our our company, like I said, is it's new

873
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: people that are just finding out like yourselves. Right, we

874
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: have every like I'm not even exaggerating. I'm not even

875
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 1: trying to be funny right now, every superstar has our badge. Right.

876
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: But the thing is, since we're still small and when

877
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: we're black owned, we haven't done you know the billboard

878
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: on Sunset yet, we haven't done. We don't have a

879
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 1: Madonna or somebody that's actual pain to be your model. No,

880
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: it's every superstar that supports us and talks about us,

881
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: and it's just talking. Let me just give you a

882
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: little to the piece of trivia. Louis Vatan and Guccio

883
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: over a hundred and twenty five years old. That's so

884
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: they had a brand that was able to last that.

885
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 1: We've only been in business eight years and it's been

886
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,800
Speaker 1: a slow grind. But now the people that know, no,

887
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 1: it's eventually that some of the greatest things ever. It

888
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: took time. It's a slow burn. We didn't just go

889
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: out there and we're no longer to be found. No,

890
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: if you know, somebody absolutely just like you employ. I

891
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 1: hate to get off the subject, but could everybody wave

892
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: to my daughter like she's on it? I looked at

893
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: her and I saw my daughter. I said, O, d C.

894
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: Baby d C has a brand new little daughter on so. Yes,

895
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: she's eighteen months, she's two years old. Yeah, almost pretty much.

896
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: You know, you know, people go on, she's a hunt

897
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 1: it in thirty seven months? How did your baby sixteen

898
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: thousand months, eighty two hours and seventy two seconds. And

899
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: that's grandma. Everybody say how to grand dude. That's my

900
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: wife's that's my mama cabin, that's my wife's mama right there.

901
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: So yeah, but man, this is so them fun man, y'all.

902
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: Just I appreciate y'all having me some daddy, cause you're

903
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: a daddy too. I'm a dad. I'm a dad. I'm

904
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: a dad. I'm a daddy, and I'm having start crying.

905
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 1: I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy, and my daddy, I'm

906
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: a daddy. Untis dog crin. He's gonna give back to mama.

907
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: What was she about to say, you're stupid? I got

908
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 1: a son, so, y'all, he got a he got a

909
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: new daughter. Was it like raising a little girl? You

910
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: want to start? And saying you want me to start? What? What?

911
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 1: What was the question? He said? What's it like raising it?

912
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 1: You got a little But I'm saying in this in

913
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: this climate, because you got a little buck. So it's

914
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: kind of like you will teach you all the tricks

915
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: you did. I gotta teach you, my little girl, all

916
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: the tricks I did. The boy gonna try like, look,

917
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: we know he tried to do it with don't do that. No,

918
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: you hit it on the knows. I always said, you

919
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,240
Speaker 1: know what, God you we've all heard these these stories

920
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: about God bless us pimps and brothers. It was out

921
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: there with daughters because it's like that's well being. Like, okay,

922
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 1: now you better teach your daughter. So I'm just gonna

923
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,240
Speaker 1: make sure my daughter knows everything I know. So anything

924
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,919
Speaker 1: some dude can say, she already heard because her daddy

925
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 1: already told her. And that little bulls she didin't gonna work.

926
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: And you and to all the brothers out there that

927
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: they're watching right now, I hate the sound cliche. And

928
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: I know LOS already knows, and I know DC already

929
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: knows because they're responsible brothers. Be in your kid's life,

930
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 1: because because if you're not gonna be the example, uh,

931
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: that nig on the street is gonna be her example.

932
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 1: And she's gonna be on the pole right out of

933
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,439
Speaker 1: high school. You know something is going from high school

934
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: to the pros. You gonna go from high school to

935
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: the poem. You can't you can't sometimes see one day

936
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: about the pole. You can't really that, you can't stop that.

937
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: You try your best, you can try your best, but

938
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 1: you can't start. And she like the dance and I

939
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: only take a one friend to be like, girl had

940
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: much of madd Well, you know you're gonna walk in

941
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: down and you're like, hold up a minute. You're saying

942
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: all the issues. The root of it, stripple is just

943
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: really like the dance. Like at the end of the day,

944
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: what you're saying stripper. Strippers took dance classes, also classes.

945
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: He's not gonna let out the dance to nothing. They

946
00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: showed up the chicken dances. I don't give ain't no good. Hey, listen, listen.

947
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: My girl was bransfeeding, but my daughter one sucking old milk.

948
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: I said, at your mouth, but you can give you

949
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: channing you we're stopping this now. You do this for

950
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 1: purposes milk only, not the child. No chilling. It's gonna

951
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: be a challenge though, man, no leaves. Hey, that's a

952
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: business to hey, business a business that is funny. Now,

953
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: we just gotta be in their lives. Man, just but that.

954
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: But that goes for the dudes out there right now

955
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: being your son's life too, because we all know that

956
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: road that that dude can go down like I didn't.

957
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,879
Speaker 1: I just talked about it recently on stage. I said,

958
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: there's seventeen million brothers in America right now in prison

959
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 1: right you know what, almost every prisoner in every stripper

960
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: having cond daddy wasn't there. You hear the toughest dude say, Yo,

961
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 1: my pops wasn't there. I had to be a grown

962
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: man by fourteen. I just slang this, don't I had

963
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,240
Speaker 1: to be in these streets, okay, But if your daddy

964
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: was there, you wouldn't have had to move that quick.

965
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: If your daddy was there, the little young girl wouldn't be.

966
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: If your daddy was there, you could have just sold

967
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: we'd like everybody else. Or you could have brown man drugs.

968
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:19,320
Speaker 1: You put the pressure on yourself. You got a grown

969
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 1: man going back your life. Look like you're selling keys

970
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,879
Speaker 1: and you six with you then of crack. You don't

971
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 1: have the client tell to sell that much. You got

972
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: school working. Are you gonna have a door of the Explorer, blackpack,

973
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 1: a motherfucking skateboard with a full beard and you're selling

974
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: You know, I ain't gonna have a brick and you

975
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: work and you play for the red Come on, man,

976
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 1: that's that's different. At the Boys and Girls Club. Yeah,

977
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 1: like you can't do that. But I feel like eat

978
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: every child should you should you should discipline them, but

979
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: also have that one on one connection. Absolutely feel what

980
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Well, they like like have you ever witnessed

981
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: somebody and they almost like best friends with their parents

982
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: And you're like, damn, like I love my mom friends.

983
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 1: That's what it is. You gotta get that's people. No, no, no,

984
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: they don't they no, come on, I'll roll it for you. Jonathan, Fine,

985
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: I don't care if you gotta have your bomb at

986
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: the dinner table when heron, he just come exactly, get down, Jonathan, exactly.

987
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 1: You gotta get to eighty five out man, this is

988
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 1: too the intervention. They're like, how did he get it?

989
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: The whole family to look at the moment, like how

990
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 1: did you watch that peel shake? Oh god, my face

991
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 1: is hurt and laugh with y'all. White people be addicted

992
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,319
Speaker 1: to ship. You didn't even know it was a drug,

993
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: like Heller's the keyboard cleaner Ship Yeah, hells like I

994
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:58,760
Speaker 1: heard her like I love just the cleaner this She's

995
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: gonna die. And white dude take his cat medicine before no,

996
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 1: I saw him that medicine. The cat was looking at

997
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: him sick as fun, Like listen, white guys, guy said,

998
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: anybody when need a tax. Look, I saw this white

999
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: dude take venomous snakes and and and but he's he's

1000
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 1: he just don't take one venomus. N he take the

1001
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: other venomous snake. And what is a venom that snake?

1002
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 1: It's like safeo or cobra, like a keen coo venom

1003
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: in a snake, venomous venomous snake. Okay, time like venomous,

1004
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: give it word, you put a dash in there. It's

1005
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: a vennomus. Yeah, South, Yeah, I've I don't know what

1006
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: you're talking about. So I take the kid cobral and

1007
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 1: you take like snap of venomous. I swell, you gotta

1008
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 1: take like no, he takes like a keen cobra and

1009
00:57:54,520 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 1: like a python. Uh ain't venomous but flies, animal world,

1010
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 1: animal places and the venom and both of these venom

1011
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: like even though this has been a McKay, but this

1012
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: venom it kind of like, oh yeah together, it won't

1013
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: kill you. But he's just highs I he just like

1014
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 1: he's Pep and he's his snakes. Also he knows the snakes, yeah,

1015
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: so he can talk to them first, and they go

1016
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 1: to kill daddy don't go. He would be to shout

1017
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 1: out all the people who used to do drugs, and

1018
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: he just grew out of this ship, your priority ship.

1019
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: You didn't. You still took the podcast. Even if you

1020
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 1: stopped taking them, you still took him. This Rebel Radio,

1021
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: this podcast right here, it's for all the people who

1022
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: deep for the turkey on Thanksgiving. That's exactly who we're

1023
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: doing it for. At This podcast is for everybody who

1024
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 1: took the chip lines and you hung them up outside

1025
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: like Christmas lives, I hate nasty bog cast for everybody

1026
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: who soaked the whole hog in the bathtub. Listen to

1027
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: where you took that some bitch and bird in the

1028
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: back with some hot coals. Listen to Ricky. This this

1029
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: podcast right here is for everybody who smokes cigarettes, whether

1030
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: they don't buy a pack, they just borrow Lucy's Alex.

1031
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if you understand what we've got going

1032
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: on over here, Buddy Radio. When he leaves his skin,

1033
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 1: colors gonna be bait on. Hold on, hold on, Ricky,

1034
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 1: get them Ricky and Stevie listen here. Wait a minute,

1035
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 1: Brandy cousin, Ricky, how many people are in there? Listen listen.

1036
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 1: My name's I've been drinking beer. I'm Stevie, my laker

1037
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: bum Stevens. My little brother Randy over here. It's my

1038
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 1: cousin Ricky over I like dear me. He does love

1039
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 1: you like dear me. I love dear me. Seven. I'm done.

1040
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: Listen here, Alex. When you come on eighty five South,

1041
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: you gotta be on ninety two a m rebel radio.

1042
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: It's a sister. Yeah, we don't be on and we

1043
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: don't like, we don't feel like listen. We don't want

1044
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: everybody listen to what we got going on over We

1045
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 1: tried to get the meg. They let me tell him.

1046
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 1: Are you guys Republicans? Listen? Don't work, you guys but

1047
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: for Trump. Don't live Republican. I don't Medican Republic. That's

1048
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: my brother party, my little brother over here, and that's

1049
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: my second cousin. Okay, listen, my first cups my mother

1050
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 1: dever was dating our father. He's our brother and our cousin.

1051
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 1: He's our brother. He's a buzzing Listen. We's your Confederate flag. Listen.

1052
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 1: We just got over here. Okay, okay, when you come

1053
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 1: on eighty five, you gotta be on ninety two AM

1054
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,919
Speaker 1: radio radio. We don't care nothing about all those black

1055
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: fellows you talk, bet we don't. We don't care nothing

1056
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 1: that we like Louis Stewart. We don't care nothing Louis.

1057
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear nothing about no Will Smith,

1058
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: Morton Lawrence. Those guys are cool. We respect. I did

1059
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: like Bad Boys. Bad Boys bad like they was getting

1060
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: shot and they was missing every books. I said that

1061
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: they even in the bathroom. Bad Boy. We don't agree

1062
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 1: on the loft, but we agree that Bad Boys is

1063
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: a kick, a smooth and it's got the guys. Okay,

1064
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: it's got the clan in there, my cousin, my mother.

1065
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: He didn't have to shoot him in last he didn't.

1066
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Get black friends, get black friends.

1067
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: Most definitely don't. Most definitely don't. Well, you know, you

1068
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 1: know we've got people in the family. We know got

1069
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: black people. If I didn't never say we didn't have

1070
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: black people in the day, I said we weren't related

1071
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 1: to new black people. They're in the family. We damn

1072
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: sure ain't related. They don't look like me, and they

1073
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 1: just worked like they gotta. They gotta use baby poder

1074
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: in my house. Put that baby powder on. Ain't you

1075
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: batter not sweat? I see one of them trying to

1076
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,479
Speaker 1: get Ashley and pass for why that's what I said?

1077
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 1: I said that part music, come don't bring him home

1078
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 1: or something like that, something like that. I don't know.

1079
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: It's something just like that. I heard. There was a

1080
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: lot that Steve. I remember you guys, have guys ever

1081
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: heard the saying good black don't crack? I never heard

1082
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: of that. If you made that up, that's not nothing

1083
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 1: that's popularly good black don't crap. He's making my ears bleed. Well, listen,

1084
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 1: he ain't gonna be good. That's the thing I wanted

1085
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: to ask him, was, hell, how pretty is Katie Homer

1086
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 1: in real life? Now, you're not gonna come on ninety

1087
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 1: two A M revel right, Um, you're not gonna disrespect

1088
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift queen a hip hop and LR and B

1089
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: tell us about that Katy Perry and them tell us

1090
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: about the tits on Katie Perry. Have you ever seen

1091
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 1: Katie Perry? Now we know you know lots of folks.

1092
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 1: You're just a be very Justin Bieber is not my

1093
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 1: type of woman. I would suck that little girl. I

1094
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't put that. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, I

1095
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 1: don't like well this is called I'm gonna take a

1096
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 1: sleek ball. I don't like that whole lady will get it. Listen, listen.

1097
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 1: I got a question, very important question. Ask you listen, Ricky, Yeah,

1098
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 1: if you were in it, if okay, you say you're

1099
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 1: drink drink at the bar Justin Bieber's on one side,

1100
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 1: Ellen DeGeneres, How the hell am I supposed to know

1101
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:34,040
Speaker 1: who's who? That's exactly what that was. Just that's the question.

1102
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 1: See me, I'm gonna trying to fucking bok I too,

1103
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 1: am rebel radioly sponsor. That's what one Winchester shot goods.

1104
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 1: If you shot it with a Winchester, then you shot

1105
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: it good. Also sponsored, you get to a basket. But

1106
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 1: god damnit, Ndy, listen, you can get a bass. We

1107
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: got the mass Pro shop. We didn't sign the contract yet.

1108
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:01,439
Speaker 1: Are you guys gonna be thein some bash out? Listen

1109
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: he listen. He love that you can walk on. I

1110
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: love the unshot is getting smart. Anybody picking up the antennas.

1111
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 1: I don't like when they get up to there. He's

1112
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:21,960
Speaker 1: up in there. We need to sit it down with

1113
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:25,920
Speaker 1: that now everybody's on two Am REB radio. But when

1114
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 1: you start getting up in the distrospecting people, that's when

1115
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: we got the pumper goddamn bricks. I didn't even get

1116
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 1: to tell him that. With sponsoring part by Red Bull,

1117
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 1: they sent us a red one in the blue one

1118
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:39,920
Speaker 1: because those are the colors of the Confederateship. And when

1119
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 1: you see them stars and boards, you better get your

1120
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 1: hands up. I know that you're standing the funk up.

1121
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 1: You're standing the funk up. You get either stay in

1122
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:52,680
Speaker 1: the funk up or getting knocked the fun I'll tell

1123
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 1: you one thing, Colin Kaepernick ain't no Dak Prescott. I'll

1124
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 1: tell you that. You know what that so successful because

1125
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: he gets his ass up when they play that damn

1126
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: National lear. You know why I call it Kaepernick sit down?

1127
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 1: Why he's not sitting down because he's black. Why he's

1128
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 1: sitting down because he's not getting in the game any dad. Hell,

1129
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 1: I thought he's sitting down because he's blazing on. Bitch,

1130
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: he's not getting in the game. I thought that some

1131
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 1: bitch was just too lazy. That was like, call it,

1132
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 1: get up. He's like, for what, hell, I ain't hurting nothing.

1133
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,479
Speaker 1: I ain't hurting nothing about him. I heard he don't

1134
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 1: have any kneecaps. That's why he's not in the game. Okay, Alex,

1135
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 1: anything else you want to say? Uh? Well, y'all wanted

1136
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 1: by Lewis the Lewis thwart if he was? What if

1137
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:39,920
Speaker 1: he wasn't we need to make you gun pouches now.

1138
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: I do need one from a thirty or six for

1139
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:49,440
Speaker 1: your thirty eight thirty six. Ok. I gotta scope on it,

1140
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 1: and I got her name engraved on the side. I

1141
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 1: call it, honey girl. You do any hunting, I don't

1142
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,479
Speaker 1: do no hunting. I know you from a I ain't

1143
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:03,920
Speaker 1: no who was and ain't niggas following down hills? Ye

1144
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 1: get around on the count. Yeah, yeah, you won't see

1145
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:10,480
Speaker 1: a squirrel on raccon on crenchall ain't no squirrels, And

1146
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 1: that ain't nothing wrong with a little squirreling. You feel

1147
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 1: squirreling with a little squirrel? Are you feeling squirrel? You

1148
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: always finding that he's always a good table squirrel. Alright,

1149
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a secrette but you gotta alright, but

1150
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: I'll see you in the second man. Listen to Alex Thomas. Listen,

1151
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 1: were you whisten before we get back into this damn

1152
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 1: Leonard Skinner. We're gonna play some Leonard. We do it

1153
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,439
Speaker 1: every day. You gotta play some Lard out to place

1154
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,120
Speaker 1: some Leonard. He's gone, he's bigger than us. Let me

1155
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: ask you one more question, bro. Yeah, I know you

1156
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 1: like the hip, the hups and stuff like that. I

1157
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: want to ask you who's a better rapper, eminem or

1158
01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 1: Action Brons. That's with two choices two that did you

1159
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: play every day? You don't like the lights? Oh goddamn

1160
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 1: kid rock kid rock like Bob with the ball to

1161
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: bank the bank. Since you want to take it over school,

1162
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:20,840
Speaker 1: what about some limp biscuit, submit biscuit, No limp biscuit,

1163
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 1: limp biscuit, Fred Nurse, But I ain't nothing limp about

1164
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,920
Speaker 1: my biscuit, but it so you can just get that

1165
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 1: ship on out of here. You listen here, ain't nobody

1166
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 1: here to discuss your biscuit out? Well, don't bring it

1167
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 1: up and listen. We gotta take that. You guys need

1168
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 1: to get in white face listening being I ain't about

1169
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 1: to color your skin, pamp. It's about it. It's about

1170
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 1: how you about about that. I heard that bullshit as

1171
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 1: from outside. I'm back being white. Ain't got nothing to

1172
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:52,560
Speaker 1: do with your skin. It's all about your financial status.

1173
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 1: If you don't go to the bank and they say

1174
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 1: good morning, Mr. Such and such, then then you're just

1175
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,960
Speaker 1: a poor mother. Can you afford the four wheeler this

1176
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:04,320
Speaker 1: is the new American? Then you have a gun rack

1177
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 1: on your truck, This is the new America. Everyone on

1178
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:16,800
Speaker 1: ride ship with the forward nothing. I'm goddamn rock. What

1179
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:21,599
Speaker 1: sports stand for? Fixed or repaired daily? I'm like one

1180
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 1: of them goddamn cragheads when they come. You know what

1181
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 1: I'm using for a truck for to drift to a

1182
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,920
Speaker 1: Chevro Lake dealer ship. That's what I slep. The only

1183
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,320
Speaker 1: good thing about Ford's damn get you to a shippy

1184
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:36,760
Speaker 1: dealer ship. One fishy hard meat of America. I have

1185
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 1: never heard. That's the day you should really fixport repaired

1186
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:45,080
Speaker 1: daily that is either found on roadside. Ain't either one

1187
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:49,560
Speaker 1: of them the road. I want us now, cocaine. I

1188
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:53,560
Speaker 1: want to take some. I want to indict myself. I

1189
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,519
Speaker 1: want to get high on beer. Can you get high

1190
01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:01,720
Speaker 1: on bear because I'll be high already a little That's

1191
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:04,800
Speaker 1: my little brother. His name Randy, he likes the new

1192
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:08,479
Speaker 1: nose candy. He'll take all your drugs because he don't

1193
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 1: give the fun. He's spokesman. He smoked rocks. Giving me

1194
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 1: anything you got. When he's high, he's another guy. Give

1195
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,920
Speaker 1: him something, he'll give it a track. That's my brother.

1196
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 1: He likes you. He hangs with blacks. You doubt there's criminals.

1197
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: THU No ninety two? Why you live? Yeah, gugs, because

1198
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 1: that's when we say something. Why you lie about? He's

1199
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 1: lying to cooke up. Somebody give me around. I'm about

1200
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 1: to get and do it well real We are ninety

1201
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 1: two reading spatch It in part by the once Over

1202
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 1: Everybody Pizza Hood down the street right over Exit two eighty.

1203
01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:57,160
Speaker 1: Hit it towards Tuscaloosa, Alabama. My face Hurt brought to

1204
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 1: you by Red Listen Red Bull bullp to ship and

1205
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,439
Speaker 1: we jumped in a Chevrolet truck and went up there

1206
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:10,880
Speaker 1: and pick him up. Yeah. This you never know all

1207
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 1: I got to say. When Ricky Stephen Rady show up,

1208
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 1: it's a whole another show man. That's in the spirit

1209
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,880
Speaker 1: of comedy. It's an inspiring man. Man, this is the

1210
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,600
Speaker 1: next generation. You understand why we while we all in

1211
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 1: here together. This man went the last comedy standing. Congratulations,

1212
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 1: you're funny, it's smart, clever, like number one comedy movie

1213
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:39,120
Speaker 1: in America. You're fly. And then and then this ship

1214
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:42,120
Speaker 1: boy stand me to do type of Nika, who's just

1215
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:44,160
Speaker 1: gonna show up with a buffet of jokes. I got

1216
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:49,479
Speaker 1: sweet with Tators times. Then I just you know, and

1217
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:52,200
Speaker 1: then it's like these my real punners of this ship.

1218
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:53,840
Speaker 1: And then once we get together and we do a

1219
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 1: joke super Kitchen and we just you know, we're being

1220
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 1: the mask and y'all having fun. Man the base food

1221
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:01,840
Speaker 1: thinking about this, guys that have fun, and you never

1222
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 1: know who's watching. Man, You never know there's people watching them,

1223
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:08,880
Speaker 1: who's listening, And that's why listening. Look then watch it,

1224
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:11,960
Speaker 1: watch tell him little, tell him who with the show Man, Man,

1225
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 1: everybody with the show Man, you would never heard a

1226
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:18,760
Speaker 1: deep ad choke. He fucking with the shop salute. So everybody, Yeah,

1227
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 1: definitely everybody that used to be a maze old group,

1228
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:27,920
Speaker 1: Harlem World, many stays Andriana Grunday ship while she was

1229
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:31,880
Speaker 1: shooting her team mobile Comer. Remember Sam's souse. He don't

1230
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,439
Speaker 1: know who's saying he actually he listened to the white

1231
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 1: on the black saving the white one, the white one.

1232
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:44,559
Speaker 1: You don't know people know you, but no sign means

1233
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:50,559
Speaker 1: upside thinking at me now when you brought up Justin Bieber, Yeah,

1234
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:53,559
Speaker 1: why I took the joke so fun because Justin Bieber

1235
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:57,000
Speaker 1: Limo Dravel first cousin you got maybe by this girl

1236
01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 1: she with the show. Wow, man, that's what I'm talking about. Man, Man,

1237
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 1: how long has it been there for ya? Man? This Christal?

1238
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: You know what? No, no, no, you know what? You

1239
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 1: know what? This is how much work we put in

1240
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 1: because look, you got freaking down what you doing? Mathematically? Bill,

1241
01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, you got a whole year. That's three

1242
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 1: hundred sixty days, right, you got fifty two weeks in

1243
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:20,679
Speaker 1: the year right now, we probably like episode fifty three

1244
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,800
Speaker 1: fifty four plus something that you didn't even put out.

1245
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,880
Speaker 1: So we didn't done over our quota because we're only

1246
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:28,680
Speaker 1: supposed to have one a week for Friday, So we

1247
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:30,800
Speaker 1: didn't really get the people more than they was even

1248
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:35,519
Speaker 1: supposed to get. Yeah, we work, he need be We

1249
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 1: doneed work work you two week card work. He need be.

1250
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:44,000
Speaker 1: My name ain't Chad. Yeah, he named she'd be bringing

1251
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,800
Speaker 1: because he likes skin, and I don't think he got

1252
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 1: a dam calling like you want to do show already

1253
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:56,960
Speaker 1: know you've been No we got Joe and Cat where

1254
01:12:57,080 --> 01:13:00,840
Speaker 1: the blunts is at roading bitches up. He's made sure

1255
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:06,080
Speaker 1: that fast down. I got a Louis Steward back, old

1256
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:12,080
Speaker 1: pound of cushion stuffed up in that back. Got a family. Hey,

1257
01:13:12,439 --> 01:13:17,280
Speaker 1: it depending on me, No, hold us, I got the jokes,

1258
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:20,240
Speaker 1: I got the holes, the type of posted it up.

1259
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:22,560
Speaker 1: You see me on the road, and this time it

1260
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 1: came through that y it toss a real game. We

1261
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:31,920
Speaker 1: ain't got no money. Appreciate you time saying him. Oh

1262
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:36,560
Speaker 1: by know I swelled. Man, he got a call. But

1263
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 1: think he told everything finished the start. He told us

1264
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:44,000
Speaker 1: what he had gone on. Way he gives us no job. Hey,

1265
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:51,599
Speaker 1: hold up, Alice, you know my nig bring it back,

1266
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:56,760
Speaker 1: Alice Thomas, that nigga with the jokes. Don't believe me,

1267
01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:01,040
Speaker 1: and you can't ask my fucking folks. Nigga, I've been funny, nigga,

1268
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: your whole life, right, nigga, funny, your whole life making

1269
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:11,120
Speaker 1: money though we eat new bag, making money, nigga, throw

1270
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:14,840
Speaker 1: it in the bag your money, Nigga, throw it in

1271
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:22,720
Speaker 1: your bag. The kind of louis back. Thank y'all for

1272
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:28,560
Speaker 1: having men before you. Thank you. I'm starting before you go.

1273
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna be real until you go, before you go,

1274
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,439
Speaker 1: before you go, before you go. You want to ask

1275
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:36,960
Speaker 1: you this boy happened this podcast? You know what? Why

1276
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:44,360
Speaker 1: do you would help Emmy and Junior's bash the party? Man, Man, man, man,

1277
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,920
Speaker 1: you know how your home whold out get hit like that.

1278
01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:50,439
Speaker 1: You knew that Nigga was the rape for me. He'd

1279
01:14:50,439 --> 01:14:52,280
Speaker 1: been the rape of man. You know it. She was

1280
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 1: scared you the movie. Hey, nigga, it was a movie.

1281
01:14:55,360 --> 01:15:00,639
Speaker 1: We might run having people coming up WHI elevator. Y'll

1282
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:03,120
Speaker 1: didn't have to do that at the end. I'm like, nigga,

1283
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,200
Speaker 1: if you noticed I was outside smoking weed. I was

1284
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:08,200
Speaker 1: smoking on that bank here book. You know I had

1285
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:11,240
Speaker 1: to do what Junior didn't. Nigger. I was in the car, Remember,

1286
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:20,680
Speaker 1: I told you come on down. But for the culture, man, man,

1287
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:23,480
Speaker 1: that's what for man? You like one more time, appreciate

1288
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:27,640
Speaker 1: you all having me. I had dropping ball and the

1289
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,639
Speaker 1: social media right now. Hit me on funny Man Alex Thomas.

1290
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:34,040
Speaker 1: That's my Instagram, Facebook, funny Man Alex Thomas and the

1291
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 1: hashtag is the Funny Don't Stop in the new comedy

1292
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:40,000
Speaker 1: Hour will be coming out in January. It's called The

1293
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,320
Speaker 1: Funny Don't Stop? What you what you got playing for

1294
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:44,599
Speaker 1: the future? What you want with your brand? Man? There

1295
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:46,840
Speaker 1: a lot of big things coming up. I got a

1296
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,040
Speaker 1: new reality show that's about to come out about the

1297
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:54,280
Speaker 1: Lewis Stewart collection. It's called Bags to Riches, Bags Bags

1298
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,200
Speaker 1: to Riches in my story and being a stand up

1299
01:15:56,280 --> 01:15:59,479
Speaker 1: comic after a movie star into a multimillion dollar accessively

1300
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 1: line owner. I got. I got the brand new cartoon

1301
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:06,320
Speaker 1: series coming on Netflix this summer. Yes, it's called Motown.

1302
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:09,600
Speaker 1: It's called Motown's. It's executive produced by Smokey Robinson, the

1303
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:11,599
Speaker 1: legend man. So you know, I'm just saying, hey man,

1304
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,720
Speaker 1: I'm just practicing being a daddy every we don't hear

1305
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:15,760
Speaker 1: bullshit and a lot. But we got some a lot

1306
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,720
Speaker 1: of business people that follow us. What if they want

1307
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:19,600
Speaker 1: to hit rump business? Oh yeah, they can hit me

1308
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:22,800
Speaker 1: on business. Hit that the management be at just Be

1309
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:26,400
Speaker 1: Management dot com be as a boy at just Be

1310
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:31,559
Speaker 1: Management spelled out dot com rules only two you gotta

1311
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,679
Speaker 1: have five grand on front up front. They even talked

1312
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:35,720
Speaker 1: to him. Oh yeah, Oh go to the website too.

1313
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:37,439
Speaker 1: If you want to buy something the Lewis Stewart Collects

1314
01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 1: and go to www dot the Lewis Stewart Collection dot com,

1315
01:16:41,479 --> 01:16:44,200
Speaker 1: The Lewis Stewart Collection dot com, or hit us on

1316
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:47,360
Speaker 1: Instagram at Mr Lewis Stewart l O U I S S.

1317
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:49,439
Speaker 1: T E W A R TAM fly What you got

1318
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:55,080
Speaker 1: coming up? Congratulations to talking about short term what they

1319
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:57,880
Speaker 1: can kill you at before the year ship well out

1320
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 1: f post on Instagram Facebook. You know what I'm saying,

1321
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:04,640
Speaker 1: that's me. I love that. I appreciate you know what.

1322
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm bring your ass here to get here, bring that

1323
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:11,720
Speaker 1: ass here. Please tell me yourself T shirts. Come on, man,

1324
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 1: they must be going platinum. They're going crazy. Hey, you

1325
01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:18,120
Speaker 1: got my little three ye old cousin telling everybody bring

1326
01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:22,240
Speaker 1: that ass here. Boy and Clayton, you got man, you

1327
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,200
Speaker 1: know what close out? Man? You know what I got

1328
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:27,120
Speaker 1: coming man? Just this new year. Man, we got pilots

1329
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:30,240
Speaker 1: in the work pivot season. That's what's on the horizon. Really,

1330
01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:32,800
Speaker 1: I just here a few days off August. I'm coming

1331
01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:35,280
Speaker 1: down there, gus, the y'all here. That's the next time

1332
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:37,120
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna be out on the road and yeah,

1333
01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 1: la oh wait wait when is this coming out? That's

1334
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,479
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna ask cause I'm getting night but I

1335
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:45,320
Speaker 1: ken't talking about it. So the Simber we got the

1336
01:17:45,439 --> 01:17:51,240
Speaker 1: Live Smiths. We're doing any Vice South Show live at

1337
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:55,920
Speaker 1: Smith's Old Bar. Yeah, but we're gonna be December thirteen,

1338
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 1: December thirteenth. Man, go get tickets now, we've got tickets now.

1339
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:03,400
Speaker 1: Um yeah, we got Black Friday Special on tickets Black

1340
01:18:03,439 --> 01:18:06,680
Speaker 1: and it's Friday, so all day. We actually gonna be

1341
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:10,639
Speaker 1: black every Friday. Most friendays, what if they I heard

1342
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:12,240
Speaker 1: that in the future you can sell a little bit

1343
01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:14,639
Speaker 1: of Melanie Like I probably ain't got enough to sell,

1344
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:17,680
Speaker 1: But if he was, like pressed off, would you be

1345
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:20,559
Speaker 1: a little less black? Before you go at? I got

1346
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:23,840
Speaker 1: one more question like that, that's a real question. Is

1347
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 1: comedian driven? You know you the only nigger been on

1348
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:30,040
Speaker 1: this show? Who got the link to Eddie Murphy? Ask

1349
01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:32,280
Speaker 1: my boy, what the nigga like? I'll tell you real

1350
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,840
Speaker 1: truth and it's funny you about something you really did?

1351
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:39,920
Speaker 1: Your Murphy like is hands down the king of comedy, Like,

1352
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:46,600
Speaker 1: ain't I ain't gonna lack I'm gonna be real with you.

1353
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:49,120
Speaker 1: I'll try to make it as quick as real quick.

1354
01:18:49,479 --> 01:18:52,360
Speaker 1: Richard Pryor was the greatest of all term that's who

1355
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:54,400
Speaker 1: I looked up to him. Now it's like a basketball

1356
01:18:54,439 --> 01:18:56,280
Speaker 1: player when he started to play, like, oh my god,

1357
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:59,080
Speaker 1: I got to play against you know Michael Jordan's it's

1358
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,479
Speaker 1: the guy you wore. His shop was the poster was

1359
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,960
Speaker 1: up at your house the whole life, right, So you

1360
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,880
Speaker 1: brought something up that This really showed me you did

1361
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:08,880
Speaker 1: your homework because my first ten years of stand up

1362
01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 1: I wore the gloves and I got that from Eddie

1363
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:15,760
Speaker 1: Murphy row I knew at a young stage and doing

1364
01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:17,640
Speaker 1: comedy if they didn't know my name and that I

1365
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:19,479
Speaker 1: don't know the nigga's name, but he's a little funny

1366
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:22,200
Speaker 1: niggadi aware. But if you look at old you YouTube

1367
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:24,479
Speaker 1: me right now on bt S Old Comedy, Vie, Jeff

1368
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:27,679
Speaker 1: Comedy Jams. I had the gloves right. So when Eddie

1369
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:30,599
Speaker 1: Murphy came up to me one night at the comedy

1370
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:34,960
Speaker 1: Store in Hollywood after I got off stage and was like, nigga,

1371
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:39,000
Speaker 1: you are funny, he goes, do you like boxing? And

1372
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:41,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, what the funk made you ask me

1373
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:43,960
Speaker 1: about boxing? Here was nigga, I'm having a boxing party

1374
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:46,960
Speaker 1: at my house Saturday. Was a big Mike Tyson fight, right,

1375
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,320
Speaker 1: That shows you a long ago it was. He said, Nigga,

1376
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,160
Speaker 1: you should come through. That had to be at least

1377
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:54,200
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago. Do you know that we became friends

1378
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:57,240
Speaker 1: at so every fucking fight for the last fifteen years,

1379
01:19:57,240 --> 01:19:59,800
Speaker 1: you named the fight, whether it was a Floyd Mayweather, uh,

1380
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:04,080
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson fight. He always had the craziest house parties

1381
01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:05,960
Speaker 1: for fights. But for that man to come up to

1382
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,120
Speaker 1: me and tell me I'm funny, I'm not gonna lie.

1383
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,519
Speaker 1: A small tear came out of my eyes because Nigga,

1384
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,479
Speaker 1: he's the guy. I looked up and he and he

1385
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:14,280
Speaker 1: was just like, yo, you're real funny. So after been

1386
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,280
Speaker 1: we just became friends. And when I now I got

1387
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:17,880
Speaker 1: to get to the serious party, all the people go,

1388
01:20:18,479 --> 01:20:20,120
Speaker 1: may come on the Alex. I know you know that

1389
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:24,160
Speaker 1: Nick Nick a gay man with Johnny looking like this.

1390
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:26,439
Speaker 1: I've been to I'm not exaggeraated when I say this.

1391
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:29,320
Speaker 1: I've been to thirteen thousand parties at this nigga's house,

1392
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,760
Speaker 1: and every time I've been in that nigga's house. There's

1393
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:36,360
Speaker 1: nothing but bitches parties. The food is amazing and we

1394
01:20:36,479 --> 01:20:39,320
Speaker 1: have a good as time. I've never seen no gay ship.

1395
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:41,720
Speaker 1: I've hurt ship. It's like anybody else. Nig I can't

1396
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:44,000
Speaker 1: speak on something that I hadn't seen out my own

1397
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:47,240
Speaker 1: on my own eyes. You know what I mean. He's still.

1398
01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:51,760
Speaker 1: He's still like he's still and he always and he

1399
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:56,920
Speaker 1: always looked out for you promote niggas who's still trying

1400
01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,240
Speaker 1: to look for a character flowing the nigga. We all

1401
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:03,160
Speaker 1: positivity moving. Yeah, so when people sleep about him, I've

1402
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:05,040
Speaker 1: been like, hey, man, I respect my my idols and

1403
01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:07,320
Speaker 1: my elders exactly. That's how I got nothing but good

1404
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:12,600
Speaker 1: things to say because he's still and I appreciate that

1405
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:14,680
Speaker 1: about you guys too. Before I leave, I appreciate you

1406
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:18,120
Speaker 1: guys embracing the cat like me. That's a vet to come.

1407
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,080
Speaker 1: And you know I learned from you guys. You learned

1408
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:21,560
Speaker 1: from me, and we keep it moving, you know what

1409
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:27,120
Speaker 1: I mean. So I command and salute you all with

1410
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,840
Speaker 1: you before we had comedy careers. You know what I'm saying.

1411
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:31,760
Speaker 1: And for me to know you this loan and for

1412
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,160
Speaker 1: like to come in the game knowing you like as

1413
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,800
Speaker 1: a young nigger without no TV credits, and then for

1414
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 1: you to not to be like, oh, let me get

1415
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:42,439
Speaker 1: you still show the nigga some love all day and

1416
01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:44,000
Speaker 1: you never know. I want you guys to know something

1417
01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:45,880
Speaker 1: if I don't, if you don't take anything else from this. Man,

1418
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:51,000
Speaker 1: you always wanna treat people with respect because you never

1419
01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:53,800
Speaker 1: know who you're gonna either need again. You never know

1420
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:56,160
Speaker 1: who you're gonna cross again. You never know who the

1421
01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:58,080
Speaker 1: funk might blow up, and one day you're gonna be

1422
01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,760
Speaker 1: like that nigga is big enough to put you on

1423
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:02,080
Speaker 1: here show you know what I mean. So you just

1424
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:04,479
Speaker 1: give respect with respects due, man. And when you're a

1425
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:07,360
Speaker 1: secure nigga like me, Man, I love being around other

1426
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:10,559
Speaker 1: funny niggas. I'm not the only funny nigg in the world.

1427
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:13,200
Speaker 1: People always ask me the question I get every day

1428
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:16,040
Speaker 1: of my life. What you think about Kevin R. What

1429
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:19,560
Speaker 1: do you think about nothing? But not nothing? But he

1430
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:21,320
Speaker 1: looked up to me. He I was one of these

1431
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 1: guys that I have flyers right now. He was on

1432
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:26,040
Speaker 1: shows with me. He didn't even have credit. You know

1433
01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:28,360
Speaker 1: what I love about that man? He has he has

1434
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:31,120
Speaker 1: taken our sport to a new level. I can't be

1435
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:33,000
Speaker 1: mad at that. You know what else he's soon. He's

1436
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,760
Speaker 1: shown that people still will pay to come see some

1437
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:38,680
Speaker 1: live standing and that's all you could ask for. So big,

1438
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:41,639
Speaker 1: with big respect, big respect to Kevin Hard. That's my boy.

1439
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:43,760
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You know nothing but respect. Man.

1440
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:46,120
Speaker 1: We all funny. There's enough but seeing you say some

1441
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:50,360
Speaker 1: nice in and be like the nigga comedic jams man. Yea,

1442
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:53,519
Speaker 1: that nigga that don't understand exactly when you've been getting

1443
01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:55,599
Speaker 1: money as long as I have in this business, Nigga.

1444
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:58,680
Speaker 1: Like I say, nigga funny equals money, Nigger. I've been

1445
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:01,400
Speaker 1: able to see the entire glow from Maine to Spain

1446
01:23:01,479 --> 01:23:05,080
Speaker 1: through these jokes. Brok real talk talk up being there

1447
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:06,840
Speaker 1: well telling you know what. I'm being able to see

1448
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 1: what the ship took. Nigga's talking about with this ship

1449
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:15,680
Speaker 1: and that's what I book your beach and I'll pay it.

1450
01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:18,920
Speaker 1: Any time she called me, she gonna get off on

1451
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:22,479
Speaker 1: telling where you might see me. I'm posted it in

1452
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:24,840
Speaker 1: the Ain, man. I might jump on the plane in

1453
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,559
Speaker 1: Paula Love fantacause I ain't got the jokes. I'm may

1454
01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:32,280
Speaker 1: be where you see me with it Africa, I'm telling

1455
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:36,160
Speaker 1: jokes and difference. Then went to the German and felt

1456
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:39,160
Speaker 1: something different. Titty ain't gonna win the German. And then

1457
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:42,360
Speaker 1: it felt so different, Titty they're gonna win the German,

1458
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:46,599
Speaker 1: and felt some different. Smile ain't they round? But feel

1459
01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:57,320
Speaker 1: some different. I've done. This has been another EDI DC

1460
01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:01,120
Speaker 1: Your Fly my Nigga played in English. I'm Carlo S.

1461
01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:04,559
Speaker 1: Miller and we kicked it with our partner him Alex Thomas. Yeah,

1462
01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:12,640
Speaker 1: the funny, don't stop funny, don't stop fun eightie ha

1463
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:16,479
Speaker 1: eightie typeo po