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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry Letter, the subject you

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Speaker 1: can't hide a beautiful body. You heard me, you can't

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Speaker 1: a beautiful body. Nobody said nothing about naked Tommy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you ain't gonna have it, you got to let

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Speaker 1: it out. If you're gonna let it out, you got

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Speaker 1: to get naked. What as we're talking about. Okay, we're

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Speaker 1: talking about the prank right now, that's what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Shop lift, shop lift. Get him on the phone, shoplift. Hell. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Tanya. Please, Hi, Tanya. My

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Speaker 1: name is Daniel from the head of store security. Here

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Speaker 1: at your job Listen, I'm trying to see um, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to I know to day is your day off.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at the schedule here. It seems that you

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Speaker 1: don't come back in until Saturday. I'm trying to see

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Speaker 1: if it's possible I can get you to come to

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Speaker 1: the store. There's a bit of a situation I want

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Speaker 1: to discuss with you. There's about eighteen hundred dollars worth

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Speaker 1: of merchandise missing from the store. Yeah, as about eighteen

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars worth of merchandise, and we definitely know that

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Speaker 1: this is a in house situation. This is not someone

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Speaker 1: walking in shoplifting. This is definitely an in house situation

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Speaker 1: with employees who have evidently been shoplifting from the store,

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Speaker 1: taking things, and we want to get down to the

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Speaker 1: to the roots of the problem. Well, ma'am, it's uh,

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Speaker 1: it's been brought to my attention that there's a possibility

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Speaker 1: that you may be uh, part of this situation. And

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Speaker 1: I don't steal. You don't call my house accusing me

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Speaker 1: is stealing. I stole from nobody. Okay, Well, my hangar man,

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Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do is just trying to you,

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Speaker 1: trying to say something. And I told them, okay, wait

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Speaker 1: just a second. Now here do you have a sister

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Speaker 1: named Cynthia. Well, now it seems that here on some

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Speaker 1: of the footage that we have on camera that uh,

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Speaker 1: it's a possibility that it seems like your sister is

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Speaker 1: actually wearing some of the merchandise that we sell here

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Speaker 1: in the store. Okay, just because she wears something that

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Speaker 1: we sell in the store, don't mean that I stole it. Well,

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Speaker 1: we don't see where she's act I've backed the footage

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Speaker 1: up as far as I could. I don't see any

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Speaker 1: footage of where she purchased this particular merchandise. And my

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Speaker 1: assumption is maybe you gave it to her. I gave

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Speaker 1: her And just because you don't see what somebody purchased

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Speaker 1: it don't mean that it's been stolen. Okay, here's what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna just get to the chase of this, Tanya.

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Speaker 1: What I'm gonna have to do is this, if I

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Speaker 1: can't get you to come to the store. Man. And

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Speaker 1: matter of fact, here's another question for you before I

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Speaker 1: go any further. You have children at all, Tanya? DNA

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Speaker 1: because I'm missing a lot of baby merchant ice as well.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, you know what you really cruising

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Speaker 1: for this morning? Okay, because you're gonna call somebody on

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Speaker 1: the off day accusing them of stealing. Okay, here's what

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Speaker 1: I gotta do. Are you coming into the office so

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Speaker 1: I can talk with you. I'm not coming no where

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Speaker 1: on my off day. Well, then what's gonna happen, miss Tanya,

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Speaker 1: is I'm gonna have to actually come to your home

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Speaker 1: check your closet. I'm gonna have to check your kids

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Speaker 1: and see if they're check and see if they're wearing

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Speaker 1: merchandise that big that comes from this. Come to my

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Speaker 1: house if you want to, and they're gonna take your

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Speaker 1: somebody here in nobody back. Excuse me. You heard what

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Speaker 1: I said. You heard what I said. You don't call nobody.

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Speaker 1: I bust my death store. I bust my death store.

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Speaker 1: You understand me. I work hard for y'all. Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: you've been busting. You've been busting. You car here accusing

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Speaker 1: me of stealing. I ain't so from nobody. I don't

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Speaker 1: have to steal. That's why I work all that. You understand.

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Speaker 1: I think you been busting your butt. Taking stuff is

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Speaker 1: what you've been doing. You've been from nobody. You understand me.

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Speaker 1: I do not steal. I'm gonna come over there. I'm

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Speaker 1: checking your closets things, but it ain't no sead. And

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Speaker 1: I'm checking your babies as well. And I'm making check

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Speaker 1: my baby and see what happens. You put your hands

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Speaker 1: on any damn thing in here and see what happens. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have to drag your butt here.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna drag somebody. Oh, now you're threatening me. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to drag of your house security guy to

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Speaker 1: security guy. You like your job that much you're willing

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Speaker 1: to die for that? Who said anything about me dying?

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Speaker 1: I did come over here, and that's what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: That's what happens when you put people on the off day,

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Speaker 1: you get hurt. Okay, I get a couple of damn days,

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Speaker 1: and y'all gonna call me with this one. So are

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Speaker 1: you threatening me? Now? I'm threatening you then, you just

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Speaker 1: cause that you was coming over here. Yes, out there,

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Speaker 1: I'm sec Oh mother, don't let let me tell you something? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you I can have you brought up on charges. You

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Speaker 1: know that, bring me up on charges and see what happens.

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Speaker 1: You see if you get that first. I'm all my

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Speaker 1: way over there now to check you and your kids.

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Speaker 1: You understand me. I'm over here to check me and

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Speaker 1: my kids and see how they check your somebody here,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You got to tell me.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing to see him, You ain't got nothing.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you go ahead and tell me what you too.

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Speaker 1: Maybe i'll go light on, I'll go like stupid or something.

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Speaker 1: You'll sound like a damn food. Why don't you tell

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Speaker 1: me what you took? I bet you teaching your little

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Speaker 1: kids over there how to steal too. Aren't you what

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Speaker 1: you teach kids? Hey? Hey, hey, now you hey hey

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Speaker 1: hey hey, don't call me with this book. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you one month. Are you listening to me? I

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Speaker 1: got one more thing to say to you. You ain't

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Speaker 1: got nothing else to say to me? Are you listening

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Speaker 1: what it says? Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got prank your sister sid to you? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: you and that broad want to play a game. Okay,

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Speaker 1: y'all want to play right, y'all got jokes. Y'all got jokes.

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Speaker 1: I got joke for both of y'all around here taking

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Speaker 1: care of her and all her ugly play with me

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Speaker 1: and all day. All right, tell you she told me,

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Speaker 1: she said that timmy be be pranking people. You can't

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Speaker 1: nobody get me that on crazy stuff that come to people.

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Speaker 1: Don't know somebody calling and tripping with this. You told

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Speaker 1: me you couldn't. You thought you couldn't be got that's

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Speaker 1: all right? Y'all? Got me? Well, I love you? I

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Speaker 1: guess some like Let me ask you one more thing.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land? Show Now?

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Speaker 1: Somebody call, y'all do you think you're really going in?

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying. I don't care if you got my

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Speaker 1: numb I'm not coming up right away. We need you

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Speaker 1: to come down so we can talk about it. How

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Speaker 1: many people you really think gonna come down? Come down? Sir? No, sir?

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Speaker 1: What you got going on? I got a lot going on.

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Speaker 1: I gotta thank everybody in Detroit. We sold out the

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Speaker 1: Fox stead of me, Earthquake, John Pops Witherspoon, Oh my god, Dominique,

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Speaker 1: rob Man. Rob Man is still a beast Man. The

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Speaker 1: next show coming up is uh Columbus in the club?

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Speaker 1: Me and Earthquake looked like too old last men kill.

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna That's what I'm trying to figure out.

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Speaker 1: Both of y'all fit deep. Do you have to get

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Speaker 1: in the club to know I'm too old to be

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Speaker 1: talk about eight? It's about eight steps, ja when you

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Speaker 1: say not supposed to be here? Manver happened to you

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Speaker 1: in Boom or something Steve a while ago? No, No,

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Speaker 1: that happened to Boom and Uh Johnny, somebody's kids call

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Speaker 1: and go. We was all together. They said, hey, man

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Speaker 1: ain't Mr Harvey friend named Boomerang. First he said, it's

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Speaker 1: these two old dudes and these quigs with these hats

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Speaker 1: on and these suits and everybody to look at. The

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Speaker 1: kept describing what they had on. And then the little

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Speaker 1: dude say, man ain't Mr Harvey bodyguard Big he got

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Speaker 1: on the pinks. I think that's all right, Thank you guys,

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Speaker 1: thinking if you tell me up next it is the

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters subject you Can't hide a beautiful body