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Speaker 1: Yes, the big worm was hiding for me, I guess,

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Speaker 1: It's long. It it was long, and it wasn't red.

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Speaker 4: Your boy's bag. I was. I was riveted and I

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Speaker 1: And we always appreciate that. And you wouldn't believe if

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Speaker 1: Here's my thing interesting me my tomato opinion.

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Speaker 2: And it's like, bitch, you're not a fucking judge at

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Speaker 1: So we need to explore other types of content. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: one thing I know, and no one tells you. No

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so much so much work preparing for you know,

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Speaker 2: So I you know, I'm I'm trying to finish this article.

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Speaker 4: Or yeah, good luck to you. Yeah that just gave

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Speaker 4: I know y'all have the connections to make I don't

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Speaker 4: it a tula. It's after the doula. They follow you

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Speaker 4: you know thing, we need to let him out tulas

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Speaker 1: Sharks and they don't tell you. If he they don't

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Speaker 4: You can. Only what's the difference between the two lines.

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Speaker 1: And what am I gonna do with them? Pick up

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Speaker 4: That's what they're for when they fall asleep after, you know,

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Speaker 2: I heard you when I was I was behind you

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Speaker 2: And then's and then this and then the step part.

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Speaker 4: You know, you got you got the endo morphs, the ectomorphs,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and some of the juices that are shooting out

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Speaker 4: Well, it's a different type of sweat. See you know

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Speaker 4: This goes the states back to cavemen.

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Speaker 2: You know when we're doing We're going to rock, Why

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, see that's that's that's what it's all about.

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Speaker 4: And that's the beauty of fatherhood. Baby.

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Speaker 2: I'm in the triple threat stand where I could where

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Speaker 1: I'm in ready position?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I like to start with the T pose, you know,

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Speaker 1: Talk about posts.

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00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, so so the T pose is where you know,

442
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 4: you keep your your feet together, stand up straight, and

443
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 4: just extend both arms out to your side. So you're

444
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 4: making a tea with your body.

445
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 2: Can I tell you my variation on it? So I

446
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 2: bend my knees all the way down and get into

447
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 2: a low T post.

448
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 4: Oh baby tea.

449
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:57,479
Speaker 2: Yeah that yeah, that might be better, might be better,

450
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 2: a better name for it, because as when I talk

451
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 2: about being in a in a I've been calling.

452
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,959
Speaker 1: It a phase, a low te phase. Yeah, I've been

453
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 1: losing a lot of respect around the house.

454
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 4: That's a big risk, big risk.

455
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 2: And it's you know, and I guess maybe I've been

456
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 2: whining about about some of the juices coming out because obviously,

457
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 2: prior to when the lat first came in, we could

458
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 2: talk about this. I had I had lackney, I had

459
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 2: lat acne.

460
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 4: Yeah it looks like a big pizza.

461
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

462
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 2: And there was some there was some oil and stuff

463
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 2: like that, and and in my mind that's just that's

464
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 2: that's the colostrum, right, that comes in before the real

465
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 2: new dad sweat is generated, and that's just your body

466
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 2: preparing it. Obviously, the Lackney oil is much richer nutrients,

467
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 2: it's a lot thicker, it has you know, it has

468
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 2: a lot more uses. And then that subsides and then

469
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 2: you do get this sweat that I did want to

470
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 2: discuss because.

471
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: I think of sweat as clear or I used to.

472
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: I used to.

473
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 4: That's very close minded, but go continue.

474
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: Wait, what I'm.

475
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 2: Finding as a dad is that it is orange, isn't

476
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 2: it guys?

477
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah for some of us, not me, But

478
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 4: that's that's but I've heard of it, you know, because

479
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 4: I'm on the subreddits and I'm just really trying to

480
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 4: help other dads transition into the body you see right here,

481
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 4: you know, the chest popping up, you know, the biceps.

482
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 1: Looking you're gonna be moving in it.

483
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels it's almost like it's normal for you now,

484
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,919
Speaker 2: and I want that.

485
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: I want to be there.

486
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 4: Well, you just gotta. It's it's kind of like the cocoon.

487
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 4: Many dads go through different things. That's why we have

488
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 4: the you know, the man cave craze. All everyone thought

489
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 4: it was just to watch football games and drink beers alone.

490
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 1: Get there.

491
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 7: Well, some some dads have been known to go down

492
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 7: there and cocoon for a bit, you know, like get

493
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 7: covered in their creams and and let their and let

494
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 7: their personal creams help the transition alone.

495
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 2: Well, my kids got this sleep sack, you know, you

496
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 2: put them inside this little, this sort of potato sack

497
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 2: thing that snaps over the shoulders, and they.

498
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: Sleep they're all zipped up in it.

499
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 2: Then I go, why don't why don't we get a

500
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: big one like this for me and really wrap up?

501
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: Where's my dad's sack?

502
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 4: Yeah?

503
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I.

504
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 2: Need to get zipped up into that. Now I need

505
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: some help, you know. I obviously mommy's gonna have to help.

506
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 2: You know, Yes, you have a job to today, which

507
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 2: is you gotta zip me into the fucking sleep sat Yeah.

508
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 4: Well see that's why I'm we talk about this on

509
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 4: dad it all the time, which is the dad Reddit,

510
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 4: And because there's just this weird like they don't like,

511
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 4: like you almost forget the dad exists, Like, well what

512
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 4: about you know, I had to watch my partner's body transition,

513
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 4: you know, like you know I didn't experience.

514
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 2: But he's been looking at or talking about my body

515
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 2: at all.

516
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody's asked how I feel, so yeah, I get it.

517
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 2: The only comment I get is that my kid will

518
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 2: look at me and go, I think it's time for

519
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 2: another haircut.

520
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 4: That's just because he wants to cut that hair. He

521
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 4: just loves it.

522
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're probably right, but it doesn't feel good to

523
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 2: be told that way. Yeah, and so fun for me, like,

524
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 2: go like, hey, maybe we could do something cool today.

525
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 2: Maybe we could try doing a haircut and like and

526
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 2: maybe if you sit still you can have a lollipop afterwards.

527
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: Rather than going like like you need a haircut.

528
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: There, it just feels so critical. Yeah, like that's not

529
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: making it a game. And I tell my kid this

530
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 2: all the time, like, try to make it a game.

531
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 2: When you need something from me, Like rather than being like, hey, man,

532
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 2: you want to make me some toast, go like, hey,

533
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: wouldn't it be cool if this bread was warm? Like, hey,

534
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: let's see how this machine works, you.

535
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 4: Know what I mean?

536
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: Like, let's make it an exciting.

537
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 2: Interesting say, like, and you want to make me a

538
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 2: piece of toast? Yeah, Like that doesn't feel good.

539
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, you need a game. You know, I just

540
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 4: got done watching this This anime Hunter Hunter Good takes

541
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 4: on fatherhood. The premise of the anime is gone. The

542
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 4: child is abandoned by his father at a young age

543
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 4: to join and his father is part of the the

544
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 4: the Hunter organization and to meet his father. No, No,

545
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 4: they hunt like people and kill them and giant kind

546
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 4: her aunts and so on and so forth, and so

547
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 4: fore poke Maine adjacent. Uh. They they they kind of

548
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 4: you know, have like weird aunt faces and eat people.

549
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 4: But to meet his father, he had to go through

550
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 4: all of that. So I'm thinking about in about a

551
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 4: year or two, I'm going to abandon my daughter and

552
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 4: I'm going to go to another country and join like

553
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 4: you know, maybe like the IDF, maybe like the police

554
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 4: A in Germany. Yeah, yeah, Interpol, some foreign agency, And

555
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 4: in order to actually meet me, talk to me, have

556
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 4: a relationship with me, she will then have to go

557
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 4: through their vetting system and their you know training to

558
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 4: finally reach the ranks, which at that point I'll be

559
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 4: the chief. And when she's going for a promotion, she

560
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 4: comes to see me and it's like surprise, I'm proud

561
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 4: of you.

562
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, she sitting AGAs Im. I'm proud of you, but

563
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: I can't.

564
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: Approve you for this promotion.

565
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sorry.

566
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: You know, the show's Hunter Hunter, it's about Hunter Biden

567
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: and talk about creating amazing content for your dad.

568
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, we all wish freaking chance Hunter as

569
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 4: a child.

570
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: You know, I try and get my kid to be

571
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: like do all kinds of weird substance of a sensory

572
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: deprivation takes It doesn't do anything. Yeah, no, no, the

573
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: transition in your body mm hmm, once it is complete

574
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: as it is for you. Yes, you do become the

575
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: thought he Doddy.

576
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you you become the thought dad, and you

577
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 4: know your your opportunities are endless. What are you gonna do?

578
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 1: You like thought, dad better than the thought?

579
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 4: I'm open to Thoughty Dotty.

580
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: It's okay if you if you don't like it, oh no.

581
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 4: No, no, no, thought dotty.

582
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: It was great, And what we could talk about doing

583
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: is a show where you become a thought he dotty.

584
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 2: The waddy way I've been pronouncing it so I don't

585
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 2: hate so I you know, so you just I've been

586
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 2: pronouncing it thoat and I was like, maybe it should

587
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 2: be like I'm a thoat leader, but I you know,

588
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 2: I really was struggling to get anywhere near it.

589
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: So I don't want to weigh in too hard on like.

590
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 2: Which one between your two because both years are so

591
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: much better than what I had going on. I'm realizing,

592
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: like I was, like, am I foated with the sauce?

593
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 2: Like I just didn't have you know, you know, yeah, yeah,

594
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 2: can I get NPR thoat bag? When I like, yeah,

595
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 2: it was really really grim and I was scared to

596
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 2: do the episode. You guys noticed when we start the episode,

597
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 2: I didn't want to talk about that shit.

598
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

599
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 2: I didn't want to fucking talk about this shit because

600
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 2: I was really scared and what I should have done?

601
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 2: I was feeling very shy is I should have Here's

602
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 2: the lesson again, there's a lesson. Dad's gotta learn. Be honest.

603
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 2: Say Hey, I'm scared. Can you help me?

604
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 4: Yeah?

605
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 1: I don't know how this machine works. I can't make

606
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:27,479
Speaker 1: the red hot?

607
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

608
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: Can you show me how to make the toast?

609
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 4: I do need directions? I am lost. Yeah, we were

610
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 4: going to San Francisco and the signs are in Spanish,

611
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 4: you know like that type?

612
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, beat, Yeah, I'm fucked up. I'm sleepy. Yeah,

613
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 8: I'm sleepy right now. You know you gotta say that.

614
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 8: We say say this to your kid. My dad was

615
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 8: so sleepy and he never told me. And I think

616
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 8: if I knew, I would have understood a lot of what.

617
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: He was only a dad myself that I found out,

618
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: Oh you that I called him up the other day.

619
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: I called. I had talked to him in years. I said, hey, Dad.

620
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 4: I get it.

621
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 1: Now, you can go to sleep.

622
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 9: Go to sleep, dad, I'm sorry I didn't understand, but

623
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 9: thank you for staying awake for some of the time.

624
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: And please do go back to sleep now. He he

625
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: didn't answer. I got it was a voicemail. But if

626
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:49,439
Speaker 1: we could parlay this into a piece of content, get

627
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: a break a chunk off this dad market, and we

628
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: teach people to become the thought you daddy of the

629
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:03,720
Speaker 1: Wady Way. Mm hmm. You're the host, you're the talent.

630
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 4: Got it?

631
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: Kevin does. He'll email I guess every two weeks and

632
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,479
Speaker 1: say that they really want to do the show. They're

633
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: so excited to do it.

634
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 9: They love the show, they want to do it.

635
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: The times we have don't work. Yes, the early twenties

636
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: are brutal for them.

637
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't have to respond. If he either, feel

638
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,240
Speaker 5: free to just never respond.

639
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: It's not a question that it's questions too. What's there for?

640
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: What's there for me to say? When I just get

641
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: a little piece of bad news? I don't know what,

642
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what he wants clearly watch something thank

643
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: you that doesn't seem right.

644
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 4: I think a long sigh is the perfect you know,

645
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 4: kind of preamble. You know, I like to off with

646
00:36:55,480 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 4: the and then you're readjusting your chair and you get

647
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 4: the grunt, so they know they know, ye, I'm making

648
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 4: him work.

649
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

650
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 4: They go you sure about that? You sure about that?

651
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: Wow?

652
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 4: Yeah?

653
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, theyke him go back and really make sure.

654
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. And sometimes you know, uh, they'll be they'll

655
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 4: be you know, open to it, and sometimes they'll be like, yeah, no,

656
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 4: I'm actually sure.

657
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: And so you'll take our bodies. You put the pieces

658
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: in the right place, because there's real risk if you

659
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: don't kind of tend the garden on this stuff, certain

660
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: pieces will become too chunky. Service it.

661
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you just sort of go like, well, it'll

662
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 2: work itself out naturally, and it's like, well, if you're

663
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 2: only sleeping on one side.

664
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 4: Yeah.

665
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: You know, if you're doing certain activities regularly, it's going

666
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 2: to end up that you got like okay, one bigfoot, yeah.

667
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, you definitely want to just make sure you're

668
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 4: utilizing the oils and the things your body is secreting,

669
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 4: because that is just what I like to call overload,

670
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 4: you know, because obviously it's looking nice, tight and thick that.

671
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 1: Are that means something's got to come out.

672
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, I.

673
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: Got a freezer full of latine oil.

674
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 4: Okay, so you want to rub it on the other

675
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 4: lat Yeah, you want to be you want to rub

676
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 4: that on it because that's going to give the nutrients

677
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 4: to the other lot to let let your body know. Okay,

678
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 4: it's dad time. You know, it's it's dad time, you know.

679
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 4: But you can also cheat it. You know, these are

680
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 4: some dead acts.

681
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 2: Okay, this is where I'm breaking on Now, I'm taking

682
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 2: I'm stealing the gummy bear.

683
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: Now I'm the bad kid, right and I'm ready to

684
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,720
Speaker 1: go by roll behind.

685
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, say say you're like, I want some

686
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 4: bigger quads though, you know, I'm happy with my lads.

687
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 4: You can take that and rub that on the quads.

688
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 4: It's some nice thick logs to watch. You know. That's well,

689
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 4: that's why. You know, a lot of times if you

690
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 4: look at me, my legs are just huge trucks. That's

691
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 4: where most of my oils went. You know, I was

692
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 4: I was pulling away. You know, it was like they're like,

693
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 4: oh man, you know, because I could have been rubbing

694
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 4: it on my tummy to get a shredded set of abs,

695
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 4: you know, looking like yeah, looking like a regular Travonte

696
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 4: Rhodes type. But I was like, no, I'm gonna I'm

697
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 4: gonna put these on the quads. I'm gonna have these

698
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 4: logs because I look at it. I saw the video abs.

699
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 4: I saw a video on Twitter years ago about a

700
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 4: guy trying to save his his dog from a kangaroo

701
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 4: and he punched it, and I've said another video yeah yeah,

702
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 4: and I I knew. I was like, there there might

703
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 4: be a time I need to save my child. And

704
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 4: my best asset are my powerful kicks. It's a taekwondo.

705
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 2: When I was younger, the scariest part of it, right

706
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 2: is training your dog to engage with the kangaroos that

707
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 2: you finally have an excuse to punch those Oh motherfuckers of.

708
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 4: Course, of course, because if you just punch a kangaroo, no,

709
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 4: it just.

710
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: A video of someone walking up at punching a kangaroo.

711
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, but if you're saving your dog, you do

712
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 4: whatever you want to have little pre you know.

713
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 9: Now suddenly you got the green light.

714
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, turn kangaroo jacket, the kangaroo jacked up. You know,

715
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna.

716
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,839
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say it because I know, I know,

717
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 2: we have a kind of a specific audience listener base,

718
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 2: and most of them, thankfully, we'll just just because of

719
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 2: how their life and personality is, they're not gonna have

720
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 2: this situation that we're describing.

721
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, of like having a partner and a child, et cetera.

722
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 2: But which is great, Like that's like great, But for

723
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 2: those that do, uh, I know, if he has described

724
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 2: like taking this oil and putting it on your legs,

725
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 2: make your legs bigger, and saying, you know, you can

726
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 2: use it on any body part, and I would just

727
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: really encourage you.

728
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,760
Speaker 1: Not to crank down with your lackne oil.

729
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see, that's the biggest, biggest, biggest. Yeah, there's

730
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 4: a lot of de big because some people want to

731
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 4: believe that it's going to make that a hog huge,

732
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 4: it's not. It's actually an anti hog huge. H.

733
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 1: This is sort of it'll give it, it'll give it

734
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: a biceph every Yeah.

735
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 2: No, some muscles will develop, but yeah, it's not going

736
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 2: to be what you what you're looking for. So yes,

737
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 2: please just as a caution, and I, you know, no

738
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 2: one would need to tell me that I would know

739
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 2: not to do that. Yeah, uh, and I haven't, and

740
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: everything's fine. But for other for some of these listeners,

741
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,439
Speaker 2: we got just like, please don't do that.

742
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 4: But let's just say weirdly that maybe one of us

743
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 4: in here has done that. Would you like to know

744
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 4: some Yeah, would you like to know some potential.

745
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: Remedies for maybe if one of somebody else?

746
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you yeah, you're probably gonna get some of

747
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 4: that orange oil to clean wood with and you're gonna

748
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:51,479
Speaker 4: clean wood with that. Your would your penis with that? Yeah?

749
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 4: So that's uh, that's that's that's the if anyone.

750
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: Were or with a rag or if he probably knows

751
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: which it's not, it's the orange oil. It's not agent orange, No,

752
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: although that will work as well.

753
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, but two mixed results.

754
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, mix everything up.

755
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't buy the cup very bixed, don't buy orange

756
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 3: Gina mm hmm, and just stick it in the bottle, like,

757
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 3: don't do that, you know what I mean.

758
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 2: It's just like don't I haven't got it. Yeah, but

759
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 2: you go like, isn't this funny? Like it's you know, yeah,

760
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 2: you know, do the whole thing. And then it's like, yeah,

761
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 2: it's not you know, the bottles glass and.

762
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: I want to get Kevin working on, uh, some of

763
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: the key art for this.

764
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 4: I think it.

765
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: I think it's Dad Hacks. I think that's I think

766
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: that's our name. I think it's the logo for the

767
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: show Hacks. And yeah, I spray painted Dad over. I'm

768
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm standing there. I'm finishing spray painting Dad over the

769
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: top part. I think.

770
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not out of character. I think for

771
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 2: Deborah Vance to be kind of eyes popping out, like

772
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 2: at some of these dads and some of the dotties.

773
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 2: She's googling the dads, Yes, googling the thought he dotties.

774
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 1: I think your host name is maybe Gene Smart g

775
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 1: E N E. And then you catch a little of

776
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 1: this he Everyone's like, oh, Geene smart and maybe.

777
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 2: Maybe smart with two rs to get some of the

778
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 2: game of Thrones fans.

779
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you gotta get those Game of Thrones fans

780
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 4: in there. There, they're they that's a strong user base.

781
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 4: The fan base, they'll they'll support you through thick and

782
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 4: then mm hmm.

783
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and yeah, and it's and that

784
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 2: and that fan base, by the way, is a thirty

785
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 2: seven hundred million people's of just one day, and so

786
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 2: if you average that out on a week or of

787
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:38,720
Speaker 2: a half of a month, what you're dealing with suddenly.

788
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: Is a number that's huge. So financially that could be

789
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: really good. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, extreme banking coming to

790
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: my TED talk.

791
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 4: Yeah right. Oh.

792
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm doing one of those sometimes because.

793
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're dropping knowledge. There's someone who just stood up

794
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 4: off of the rower at the gym. They're walking straight

795
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 4: to their car work. You just get on there and

796
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 4: crank it.

797
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: Just go crazy. That should I've been doing.

798
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 2: But sometimes people walk by and look or they're mad

799
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 2: because I'm bumping into them or something, and I'm like,

800
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 2: this is what it is for, is you go crazy

801
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 2: on it?

802
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean I'm trying to. Like it's like

803
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 4: I imagine that I'm trying to start the world's biggest

804
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 4: chainsaw like that when I'm just like, you know, just

805
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 4: going there. Yeah, I make the noises with my mouth. Yeah,

806
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 4: they kicked me out. They had the lunk alarm on

807
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 4: me at Planet Fitness. But you know that's that's that's what.

808
00:46:54,120 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: Happens sometimes, Iffy, what are what are some shows?

809
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 3: Yeah?

810
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: What's the show?

811
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 4: You know? Patient, I've been really into that.

812
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're digging it. Huh Yeah, I heard peeing really loud.

813
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually I never thought of it. I'm like, yeah,

814
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 4: that man pisses like that's like a piss where like

815
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 4: you're definitely gonna bring it up. You're definitely gonna that's

816
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 4: a business. Like, hey, I'm a we got to talk

817
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 4: about that, right, like you knew you.

818
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 2: Well, it's like Mattada, Like it's he's basically with minus

819
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 2: the video game cartridges.

820
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: It's probably triggering for you.

821
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, because yeah, especially because he pisses with his pants

822
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 4: all the way down by his ankles. So you're a

823
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 4: leather jacket, a leather jacket man Docta's bare ass and

824
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 4: the loudest crack link piss you can hear just in

825
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 4: the acoustics in the school bathroom is nuts.

826
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do they make it so loud in there

827
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: trying to be quiet? Yeah, I've been there to be sneaky.

828
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 4: Yes, But I guess you were talking about my shows?

829
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 4: Uh right?

830
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 1: Uh I don't I don't care.

831
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, if that's what you want to do.

832
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.

833
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,919
Speaker 2: We always ask what are some shows? Because we can't

834
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 2: get enough of these things? But you what have you

835
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 2: got to show?

836
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 6: You know?

837
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 4: Even back? Yeah, watch Grand Crew on NBC, which you

838
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 4: know you can see on the Peacock app. Hawk for Jesus,

839
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 4: Save your Soul as on there too, Great great movie.

840
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 4: Watch that I've been watching, the Paramount app, The Challenge,

841
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 4: watch that. Yeah, those those that's my watch list. Goodbye,

842
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 4: Oh Bluie, the only show that doesn't suck if you're

843
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 4: if you're choosing uh by hood Hamburg